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00:07No, y me llamĂł mi hija de Texas en medianoche, sĂ, sin respetarla ahora, ajĂĄ, llorando, sĂ, porque se peleĂł
00:16con el novio, claro que contesté, no, pero es una bendición, para que se libre de ese bueno para nada,
00:26ajĂĄ, ajĂĄ.
00:30No, y me llamĂł mi hija de Texas en medianoche, sĂ, sin respetarla ahora, ajĂĄ, ajĂĄ, ajĂĄ.
01:00SĂ, sĂ, sĂ, sĂ.
01:14SĂ, sĂ, sĂ, sĂ.
01:33No, sĂ, sĂ, sĂ, sĂ, sĂ.
01:57You smell that?
01:58What?
01:58Shit and death?
01:59No.
02:00Ammonia.
02:08Someone tried to clean up over here.
02:17Buckle up, Hernandez.
02:19Looks like we got ourselves a murder.
02:26A paper shadow in a house of stone.
02:31The wooden flag of a drifting dreamboat.
02:37I never knew how far the ride was gonna go.
02:41Till I look back at the smoke.
02:45You can't keep up with the Joneses.
02:50Don't wanna run for the roses.
02:54I got my pocket of poses.
03:00Sometimes I wonder why.
03:03Sometimes I wonder why.
03:05I just don't have the Joneses.
03:10Don't wanna smell the dying roses.
03:15I've got my pocket full of poses.
03:20I don't keep up with the Joneses.
03:41I can't believe this happened while we were home.
03:43Did you see or hear anything between 6 last night and 6 this morning?
03:47We're never on this side of the house.
03:49The front of your house?
03:51What about the security cameras?
03:53We were home last night.
03:55We don't generally arm the system when we're home.
03:57It's a pretty safe neighborhood.
04:00So when was the last time you saw Mr. Leavitt?
04:02Paul moved out a few months ago.
04:04They're in the middle of a divorce.
04:06So the last time you saw Mr. Leavitt was when he moved out?
04:09Oh no, he's been around.
04:10He plays golf at the club and comes to all the social events.
04:15I'm sorry.
04:16Do you need to deal with that?
04:18No, it's just to crush oyster shells for the pétanque court.
04:21Of course.
04:21So Paul, he was a friend of yours.
04:24I guess you could say that.
04:26Can you think of anyone that may have wanted to hurt him?
04:30Or anyone that might have threatened him?
04:32No, not really.
04:34Wait, didn't you say that he got in a fight at Nick's?
04:36That wasn't anything.
04:37Who's Nick?
04:38Nick Brandis.
04:41The NBA player.
04:44Oh, yeah, he lives a few blocks down.
04:47So this Nick Brandis got into a fight with Mr. Leavitt.
04:51That hardly seems like a fair fight.
04:53No, no.
04:55Nick was having the party.
04:56Okay, so who did Mr. Leavitt have a fight with at this party?
05:03There's only one way this could have gone.
05:05Hey.
05:05Hey, Coop.
05:07I mean, my money is on Sam.
05:09Right?
05:10They're at each other's throats with this divorce.
05:12Now it all goes to her.
05:14She's got motive, opportunity.
05:16He said Sam was out of town.
05:19Now, the guys who invested in Paul's restaurants are pretty mobbed up.
05:22Maybe he pissed off the wrong guy.
05:24Or it could be random.
05:25Great.
05:25Professional head.
05:26Serial killer.
05:28Fuck.
05:30Fuck.
05:30I'm getting a gun.
05:31And what do you think, Coop?
05:32I think as soon as Gordy gets a gun, it's only a matter of time before he shoots his own
05:35dick off.
05:38Fuck you.
05:40Miss Leavitt, thank you for getting here so quickly from Boston.
05:45Of course.
05:45I left the minute you called.
05:47I'm very sorry for your loss.
05:49I don't know how I'm going to tell my boys.
05:53Paul could be a real prick, but yet we stole their father.
05:57Well, I spoke to your parents and they confirmed that you and your sons were with them all night last
06:04night, celebrating a birthday.
06:06Thank God we went.
06:08I don't want to think what would have happened if we were home.
06:11Speaking of which, why was Mr. Leavitt at your house?
06:15He no longer lived there, right?
06:16He got himself a small place over in Pound Ridge, but he never fully moved out, you know?
06:21So, every, so often he shows up to get something.
06:25Then you're okay with that?
06:27Um, not really, no.
06:30But what am I going to do about it?
06:32When I said I was going to change the locks, he threatened to stop paying the mortgage.
06:36I was just trying to keep things as peaceful as I could for the kids.
06:40He didn't make it easy.
06:53You're aware that you're the sole beneficiary of a $20 million life insurance policy in your husband's name?
06:59I was going to get a healthy amount from our divorce settlement.
07:02Hmm, now you get it all.
07:08I apologize, um, I gotta ask these questions.
07:11Oh, that wasn't a question.
07:12No, I guess it wasn't.
07:15So, your husband left you for a much younger woman.
07:20That must have made you angry.
07:21No.
07:23He was begging me to come back.
07:24You didn't want him back?
07:27This divorce was the best thing that could have happened to me.
07:30Paul was no picnic.
07:32I mean, this is the first time in my life I'm not taking care of a man.
07:35You're not seeing anyone else?
07:37For now, I'm happy to focus on my kids and then me.
07:40When was the last time you spoke to your husband?
07:44Last night.
07:45Did you speak often?
07:47He called a lot.
07:48He was having trouble letting go.
07:50How did he sound?
07:52Drunk.
07:53Sad.
07:54Angry.
07:55The usual.
07:57Did Paul have any enemies that you're aware of?
08:00Not really, no.
08:03What about Andrew Cooper?
08:07I'm sorry, what?
08:09Well, apparently, Paul and Mr. Cooper got into a fight a couple of weeks ago at a party.
08:14You look surprised.
08:17Coop and Mel are friends from the neighborhood.
08:22I haven't heard anything about a fight.
08:24And Mel is Mr. Cooper's wife?
08:27Ex-wife.
08:28Tell me about your husband's businesses, uh, the restaurants.
08:33No, Paul kept me at arm's length for all of that.
08:35I wasn't involved.
08:37Maybe you could look into his investors.
08:39Paul was always kind of paranoid about them.
08:42Um, from what I gathered, they were somewhat sketchy.
08:45Did Paul own a gun?
08:46Yeah.
08:47I told you he was kind of paranoid.
08:51Do you know what kind?
08:53No.
08:53I don't know anything about guns.
08:56I told him to keep his in his office.
08:58He got me one, too, but I've never used it.
09:00It's in the safe back at the house.
09:04I can give you the combination.
09:08He can check.
09:09It's never been fired.
09:13It's one of those small ones.
09:16I don't know.
09:21Are we finished here?
09:22I'm sorry.
09:23I have to check in on my boys.
09:25Yeah, of course.
09:31You don't trust her?
09:33Do you?
09:34The alibi checks out.
09:35I spoke to the parents myself.
09:36Well, it doesn't mean she wasn't involved.
09:39We'll check on that gun in the safe.
09:41Got it.
09:42Out with the old and with the new.
09:45That's the girlfriend?
09:46Yeah.
09:47Paul certainly has some game.
09:49I'll give him that.
09:50It was transactional.
09:52How do you know?
09:53Look at her.
09:54You're a very cynical person.
09:55Anyone ever tell you that?
09:56What are you, a romantic?
09:58I just like to see the good in people.
10:00Especially when they look like that.
10:02You want me to take this one?
10:04Wouldn't you love that?
10:05Why don't you go check on that gun?
10:07I tried Sam again.
10:08She's still not picking up.
10:10Her phone must be blowing up.
10:11She'll see you called.
10:13I feel so awful for her.
10:15The boys.
10:16I know.
10:17Paul could be kind of a dick, but he wasn't a bad guy.
10:21Really?
10:22No, not really.
10:25You ready for your trip tomorrow?
10:26I just feel kind of wrong to go right now.
10:28Wondering if I should let Tori and Coop go alone.
10:31These college recruiting trips are a big deal.
10:33I think it'll be good for Tori to have both of her parents focused on her for a bit.
10:37Considering, you know.
10:38Does she hate those?
10:39She doesn't hate you.
10:41Hey, you think it'll be strange being back there with Coop?
10:45What do you mean?
10:47It's where you all fell in love.
10:49No.
10:52I just hope he doesn't forget that it's tomorrow.
11:07Mr. Cooper.
11:09I'm Detective Lynn, Westmont PD.
11:12What can I do for you, Detective?
11:13I'm sure you heard that your friend Paul Levitt was shot and killed last night.
11:17Yes.
11:18It's terrible.
11:18I think we're all still in shock.
11:20Do you mind if I come in for a minute?
11:23No, please.
11:24I will.
11:28Can I offer you something to drink?
11:31No.
11:33You live alone?
11:33Yeah.
11:35Well, not exactly.
11:36Not right now.
11:38My sister temporarily hits the mess.
11:40So, about Mr. Levitt.
11:42I heard there's no love lost between you two.
11:46I wouldn't say that.
11:47No?
11:48I heard you got into a fight at a party.
11:53Oh, that.
11:54Um, well, it wasn't really a fight.
11:57It was just sort of Paul being Paul.
11:59Well, now Paul's being dead, so I gotta ask you what the fight was about.
12:03Well, I honestly don't remember.
12:05We were both drinking, and I said something he didn't like.
12:09He shoved me.
12:11You know, we were both pretty drunk, if I'm being honest.
12:15Is there any reason why you wouldn't be?
12:17Drunk?
12:18Honest.
12:19None at all.
12:21Do you get into a lot of fights, Mr. Cooper?
12:23No.
12:24Because those bruises on your knuckles look a little too fresh to be from the fight with Paul.
12:28Yeah, well, like I said, it wasn't a fight, and this is a tennis injury.
12:36It happens more often than you think.
12:38Can I ask you where you were last night?
12:40Seriously?
12:41Gotta rule you out.
12:44I was at the Q nightclub in Manhattan.
12:48Q-U-E-U-E.
12:50Did you go with anyone?
12:52I did not.
12:53You went by yourself?
12:55I find you're far more likely to leave with someone if you don't go with someone.
12:59Did you leave with someone?
13:00I didn't.
13:01Is that unusual for you?
13:03Less and less so.
13:06What time did you arrive home?
13:08Uh, I want to say midnight.
13:11I spent the rest of the night here, hanging with my sister.
13:14You're a little old to be going to nightclubs, huh?
13:16No shit.
13:17I'm newly single, and it's not like I'm gonna meet people out here.
13:22You know, Samantha Levitt is also newly single, and very attractive.
13:28Do you know if she's seen anyone?
13:30No idea.
13:31She's friendlier with my ex.
13:33I heard that she and Paul were having a pretty bad divorce.
13:36Do you know of any good ones?
13:38Yeah.
13:39I guess he would know.
13:42I'm sorry, Detective Lynn.
13:44Do you have a problem with me?
13:45No.
13:47Of course not.
13:48What would make you think that?
13:49I guess it's just your sunny disposition.
13:52Yeah, well, I get that a lot.
13:54Thank you for your time, Mr. Cooper.
13:56Sure.
13:56Let me, uh, walk you out.
14:11You're sure there's a cure
14:17But you were found, I found it
14:23You think one dream
14:30Will shrink your tear
14:33You're on the ground and in and out
14:38But it's not going to stop
14:42It's not going to stop
14:57Prepare a list of what you need
15:00Before you sign away the deed
15:03But it's not going to
15:06I think the last time I did one of these
15:11Was probably with you
15:12Not exactly a grown-up strength
15:14No
15:14Hey, you were really great
15:16Thank you
15:21You really were, by the way
15:23People were really vibing
15:24Thanks
15:27You know, I'm surprised to see you here
15:29I figured your pub days were long over
15:32I mean, now that you have a family and all
15:34Are you kidding?
15:36It's the only time I really get to myself
15:37And your wife is okay with this?
15:40I'm not sure she notices I'm gone
15:46Sorry, oversharing
15:47Yeah, you're really bringing the mood down
15:49Sorry
15:49Just shut up and drink
15:50Okay
15:52Cheers
15:57Are you okay?
15:58What are you doing?
15:59I'm hungry
16:01How are you doing the food?
16:03They start to recognize me, but they have time
16:05They sometimes call me, sometimes they don't
16:08Yes, but it's good money when they pay you
16:10It's a good money
16:12ÂżTe llamaste a mamĂĄ?
16:14SĂ.
16:16Ay, coño, espérate.
16:21Oye.
16:23Bueno.
16:24ÂżTodo bien?
16:28SĂ, no.
16:29No, tengo que hacer una llamada.
16:32Oye, querĂa hablarte de algo.
16:34SĂ, perdĂłn.
16:34Dame un ratito.
16:41Oye, quiero decir, esto es un sueño.
16:48Ellos no me acusaron, pero siempre me despecé a la esposa.
16:51SĂ, creo que me estĂĄn mirando en mi, tambiĂ©n, despuĂ©s de la lucha que tenĂa con Paul.
16:54SĂ, he oĂdo de eso. ÂżQuĂ© pasĂł ahĂ?
16:56Oh, no, no, nada.
16:59ÂżVas defendiendo mi honor?
17:01Muy bien.
17:04Hablando de que, los policĂas me preguntaron si me habĂa visto alguien.
17:08Bueno, espero que te dije no.
17:10Claro que dije no.
17:11La Ășltima cosa que necesito es Mel y todos los que me hicieron, pero gracias por tu preocupaciĂłn.
17:16No, yo estoy preocupaciĂłn.
17:17SĂ, solo no por mĂ.
17:19Sam.
17:38Hey!
17:42Back.
17:46Excited?
17:47No as much as you and mom, apparently.
17:48You're gonna love it.
17:50Don't embarrass me.
17:51I make no promises.
17:53Hey, Dad.
17:54Glad you can make it.
17:55It wasn't up to me.
17:57That's the spirit.
17:58You're suspended, buddy.
17:59We own you.
18:00Trust me, you'll be glad you came.
18:03Road trip!
18:05You're in a good mood.
18:06Always.
18:07You're right?
18:09I saw the pieces.
18:12Yeah.
18:13I saw the sun and lovin' them.
18:17Say me up, how the beginning.
18:19Are we there yet?
18:20I will punch you.
18:20Okay.
18:21Say me up, how the beginning.
18:25I know the reasons.
18:29I'm down at the bottom of it alone.
18:33Hey, Mom, do you think Sam killed Paul?
18:35What?
18:36Don't be ridiculous.
18:38Why is it so ridiculous?
18:39Didn't you ever want to kill Dad?
18:40Yeah.
18:41Hey, thank you.
18:42The point is, I didn't.
18:45Right.
18:45Yeah.
18:46You just divorced him.
18:47Oh, God.
18:47All right.
18:47Marie, come on.
18:49I know I should have just had Jake go with me.
18:50I don't understand why this had to become a family trip.
18:53Because it's college, honey.
18:55And taking your kids to college is a big deal.
18:57You don't want to waste that on some dumb boyfriend who's not even going to be around in a couple
18:59of years.
19:00Why are you such an asshole to him?
19:02Instinct.
19:03Okay, well, I hate to break it to you, but Jake's not going anywhere.
19:05But you are.
19:06What does that mean?
19:07Can we talk about something else?
19:08It means that two weeks after you get to college, you will be done with him, if not sooner.
19:13I'm sorry, but not all of us just walk out in the people we love, Dad.
19:16You don't love him.
19:17Really?
19:19What do you know about love?
19:20Hey!
19:21No, it's fine.
19:22Let her speak.
19:22It's not fine.
19:23No, I want to hear what she has to say.
19:24No, seriously, Dad.
19:25What do you know about love?
19:26I know what it feels like to have it, and I know how it tears you apart when you lose
19:29it.
19:30This may sound stupid to you, but sometimes you know more about love by losing it than having it in
19:34the first place.
19:35I know what it's like to see the little girl who used to hold my hand every day grow up
19:40and roll her eyes at me and speak to me with such contempt that it makes it hard for me
19:43to breathe.
19:49Dad?
19:54Jesus, sweetheart, I'm sorry.
19:58I don't know.
20:00I don't know why I said any of that.
20:01I'm really, really sorry.
20:05Let's just...
20:05I'm sorry.
20:07I'm sorry.
20:08I'm sorry.
20:20I know.
20:21You want some water, you guys?
20:23There's water in there.
20:24Oh, okay.
20:32Hope you don't mind.
20:33I have to get my shots in.
20:34Fine.
20:35Already gave me the heads up.
20:36You're here to talk about Paul?
20:37I heard you had quite the party here.
20:40Nah.
20:42It was actually pretty tame.
20:43I heard that one of your guests got carried out in an ambulance.
20:46Yeah, yeah.
20:47I feel bad about that.
20:49I mean, sometimes I forget who I'm playing with.
20:50I also heard there was a fight of some sort between Mr. Leavitt and Andrew Cooper.
20:55No, that wasn't a fight.
20:56That was just two middle-aged white dudes letting off some steam.
21:00Do you know what it was about?
21:03Uh, no.
21:04No idea.
21:05Oh, but Paul, he's always been something of a hothead.
21:08And Mr. Cooper?
21:10Coop?
21:12No.
21:13No, Coop's not a fighter.
21:15If he was, he'd have taken a swing at me a long time ago.
21:18Why is that?
21:19I'm dating his wife.
21:20Ex-wife.
21:21And he went to your party?
21:23Yeah.
21:24Yeah, I was surprised, too.
21:42Hey, this is Andrew Cooper.
21:44Send me a text.
21:56Hi, everyone.
21:57Uh, welcome to Princeton.
22:00Oh, Coop.
22:02We're just waiting for one or two more stragglers, and then we'll get started.
22:09Hey, so, um, they want to show me the team facilities.
22:12But, sweetie, it's the tour.
22:13We have the tour.
22:14Okay.
22:14Can they show you out for us?
22:16Well, okay, but they said they can show me around.
22:20Okay.
22:21Uh, well, call us when you want to meet up.
22:23Okay.
22:23Cool.
22:23Thanks, guys.
22:27Yeah, we're not going to hear from her again, are we?
22:29Nope.
22:32And Hunter doesn't need to tour Princeton just yet?
22:34Uh, forever.
22:36Don't worry.
22:37I've got something else planned for him.
22:40What?
22:43What?
22:44We've got all the same tech as any professional recording studio.
22:48Uh, Logic Pro, 72-channel analog mixing console, custom, uh, Griffin subwoofers up there.
22:56We've got access to every instrument you can think of and thousands more in the digital banks.
23:00So, Ultrapilot Studios is usually reserved for students, but I figured you could...
23:04Come in today, do your thing.
23:06Are you serious?
23:08We're training two bands to produce a few demos, which you can totally sit in on if you want.
23:12And afterwards, there will be time for you to play around.
23:15Sound good?
23:16Sounds great.
23:17Okay.
23:17Let's go.
23:22We'll come get you later for dinner.
23:24Bye.
23:30I called in a favor.
23:33How many favors do you have to call in to get him in here?
23:36We just need to get him into college, period.
23:38Then he'll figure it out and find his people.
23:40Like we did.
23:43Yeah.
23:47So, we seem to have the day to ourselves.
23:49We do.
23:50Any ideas?
23:53Follow me.
23:55Ooh.
24:07Everything okay?
24:08Yeah.
24:09This is the guy's playing detective.
24:11What is the prevailing theory?
24:15Lone sharks.
24:16God, that is so awful.
24:18I can't even imagine.
24:20Yeah.
24:21Let's make a deal.
24:23Let's not talk about real life at all.
24:25Just for today.
24:28And if I do?
24:30If you do, you have to take a shot.
24:33You got it.
24:35Speaking of which...
24:36Oh, no.
24:36I already took care of it.
24:37Oh.
24:44Rest, travel, and rest.
24:46And banish thoughts of care.
24:47Drink to my friends.
24:49I like to drink.
24:49I like to drink.
24:55Ah.
24:57This is weird.
25:01Time warp.
25:03I can't believe how little this place has changed.
25:05I mean, if it ain't broke.
25:08Hey, you think Thomas Sweet still has the fireball?
25:11Because I ate all the ones you gave me for my birthday.
25:14Oh, my gosh.
25:15Thank you for that.
25:16It was a treat.
25:17My pleasure.
25:19By the way, did Nick recover from the party?
25:21Ah, less than two minutes in, and you already broke your own rule.
25:24Yes, I suppose I did.
25:25Uh, excuse me?
25:26Can we get shots of JĂ€germeister?
25:28Two?
25:29Actually, you know what?
25:30Bring the bottle.
25:31Yeah, sure.
25:31I didn't say it had to be JĂ€germeister.
25:33I didn't mean it.
25:33It was implied.
25:35Oh, boy.
25:36Here you go.
25:37Oh, okay.
25:40Yep.
25:47Good?
25:48Yeah.
25:50Really?
25:50No.
25:57God, give it!
25:59Oh, yeah, I'm excited, isn't it?
26:01Oh, yeah.
26:03Oh, yeah.
26:05Oh, yeah.
26:05Oh, yeah.
26:08Oh, yeah.
26:09Oh, yeah.
26:10Oh, yeah.
26:18Nice.
26:19Wow.
26:20Five seconds roll.
26:20Five seconds.
26:21You didn't get any of them in.
26:23I don't know how that works.
26:28Open it, Warner.
26:30It's a tiny bag.
26:35Okay, okay, okay.
26:37We got it.
26:39Bag of candy.
26:42One bag of candy.
26:45It looks so good.
26:49Here you are.
26:56Excuse me, ma'am.
26:57I think you forgot to pay for that jam.
27:01I'm sorry?
27:02Well, I'm sure it's a simple mistake,
27:04but you had just walked out with that jar of jam and hadn't paid.
27:09We've just got the fireballs.
27:11We didn't...
27:12I saw you take it.
27:13Now, I'm not looking to cause you any trouble.
27:16So why don't you just follow me back inside and...
27:18Hey, hey, hey, pal.
27:19She didn't take your jam.
27:21Look, I don't know what the hell is going on here.
27:24But why don't you show me what's in your purse?
27:26She didn't take anything.
27:28All right?
27:29So you can walk away,
27:31or you can spend the next six months wishing like hell that you did.
27:47Who are you?
27:51I'm calling.
27:52Your son?
27:54Hi, baby.
27:55Hey, uh, Gretty and X really like this arrangement I made to invite some friends over to blow it out.
27:59You think I could skip dinner?
28:01Of course you can, but just make sure you eat, okay?
28:03Uh, yeah, I think they were ordering something called a fat sandwich.
28:09All right, baby.
28:11It'll be delicious.
28:12Good text us later.
28:13Sure.
28:21Fat sandwich.
28:23The cops still have the house locked down, so I'm just picking up a few necessities.
28:28Yeah, where are you going to stay?
28:29I'm staying at the Opus Hotel.
28:31How are the kids doing?
28:33They've tired themselves out in the yard.
28:35Dad's got them taking baths now.
28:37Thanks, Mom.
28:38I miss them.
28:39They're not going anywhere, honey.
28:40You take care of what you got to.
28:43You want to talk to Michael?
28:45No, it'll feel like I'm lying to him.
28:48I'll just, I'll call you tomorrow.
28:50Okay.
28:50Okay.
28:51Bye.
28:51All right, love you.
28:53Hi.
28:53Can I help you find anything?
28:55No, thanks.
28:55I'm just restocking.
28:57Well, we just got some great new product lines in.
29:00You'll love these retinol eye patches.
29:02Great for fine lines, that puffiness.
29:04I'm good, thanks.
29:06Okay.
29:08I'm obsessed with your freckles.
29:10Sorry.
29:11They're so cute.
29:12You can tell if you look really, really close.
29:15There's just a little bit of an age spot.
29:17And the tech neck, don't worry about it.
29:19I get it, too.
29:20I'm sorry.
29:21What was your name?
29:22Oh, I'm Keely.
29:23Keely, I'm just picking up a few days' worth of things,
29:25so, you know, I'm good.
29:27Oh, are you visiting from out of town?
29:28No, I live here.
29:30Then why only a few days?
29:32Well, Keely, since you asked,
29:36my husband was just murdered in the foyer of our house,
29:38which is now a crime scene,
29:40which is why I'm staying at a hotel,
29:42which is why I need new products,
29:44which is why, as you so acutely observed,
29:47I might be in dire need of retinol eye patches.
29:51We were in the middle of a very nasty divorce,
29:54so there's a part of me,
29:56a disturbingly large one,
29:58that is relieved that he's dead.
30:00But, I mean, Keely,
30:01I'm feeling guilty as fuck about that
30:03because he's the father of my kids, for God's sake.
30:07I mean, what kind of person does that make me?
30:08You know, and I don't mind telling you any of that
30:10because, I mean, who the hell are you, right?
30:13The thing is,
30:14I was just starting to finally own being a divorcee,
30:18and then all of a sudden, I'm a goddamn widow?
30:20I mean, my whole sense of identity is out the window,
30:23along with the Kubler-Ross model,
30:25so on top of being cast out of my home,
30:28I've got this Jenga tower of, like, guilt and grief
30:32and confusion and anger to process,
30:35which I was trying and failing miserably to do
30:38when you pranced over here.
30:39So if I were you,
30:41what I would do is I would pick my jaw up off the table,
30:43and I would go check out that customer over there
30:46by the Laura Mercier,
30:47because it looks like she actually needs your help.
30:49Yes.
30:50Um, I should probably...
30:52Yeah.
30:57Isn't it?
30:59Oh, good.
31:01Oh, good.
31:02Oh, good.
31:06No.
31:12What's that?
31:13Real wife.
31:15Girlfriend?
31:16Lady friend?
31:18Oh.
31:19Off.
31:22In 18 years of marriage,
31:23I never saw you turn your phone off.
31:24Well, it helps it last longer.
31:26Oh, the marriage?
31:26The battery.
31:32This is the nicest time I've had with you in years.
31:35It's because you, my friend, are drunk.
31:37I am.
31:38Mm-hmm.
31:40And in the spirit of that,
31:43I have a confession to make.
31:55Hey.
31:58I chewed that guy out.
31:59I know.
32:00You were brilliant.
32:02Why?
32:06You never wanted to steal anything?
32:09Sweet Karnais.
32:10Sweet Đ°ĐŽ, love, I'm gonna guess you're ì¶ì?
32:12You never want me again.
32:14But ain't all of it wrong.
32:27Every time I look at you, something comes on my mind, we can do what we agreed to do,
32:37because consent is so fine.
33:13you're new i know because we only have six real fans the club is only letting us sing here because
33:20their sound system blew out last week what you mean you're all so good yeah try to contain that
33:27enthusiasm everyone always said the things which got your ass kicked in high school
33:35would get you laid in college do you get laid at least i don't get my ass kicked anymore
33:45you just get it there we go that was upside down it's in now watch you just give it a
33:50chance
33:52am i taking the love into jesus's house
34:03this is the church this house of worship you have to be very respectful
34:08you stay sit you sit here all right just i'm gonna go i have to run near him stay stay
34:15here
34:16shh what are you doing you are going to hell yes tell me something i don't know crackers for your
34:36jam
35:06being there no
35:08Can I tell you something?
35:11Of course.
35:15I didn't quit Bailey. I was fired.
35:20What?
35:23Why?
35:23Yeah, I got cocky, and Jack forced me out.
35:29There was a girl, and I'm like, no, no, no, that's not why.
35:34He saw his opportunity, and he went for it.
35:40He is a bastard. You always hated him.
35:43You are correct, but that money sure helped.
35:47How bad is it?
35:49It's not great.
35:52Are you going to be okay?
35:54Yeah, it's not about that.
35:55I have several other opportunities that I'm pursuing.
35:59We'll be fine.
36:02I'm sorry, Coop.
36:04Well, don't be.
36:06I'm figuring it out.
36:08No, I'm sorry about everything.
36:14Oh.
36:15Well, you should be.
36:17Ow! Hey, you know what?
36:20This is the body of Christ.
36:24You be careful.
36:29For real.
36:30I'm sorry.
36:34I'm sorry, too.
36:39I took my eye off the ball
36:42way before you and Nick started up.
36:46How do you say that I feel a lot less guilty?
36:49Do you?
36:50Yeah.
36:50Mm-hmm.
36:53In that case.
36:56I absolve you.
37:12Mm-hmm.
37:26what the hell oh I had left my phone found it got it thank you thank you father thanks so
37:35much
37:35bless you
37:49and the song begins with the taste of your lips well it's getting hot inside you
38:01think you'd burn in your dress if you kiss me again and it's getting hot inside
38:13is it all in my head cause I keep getting scared that I'll always be lost forever
38:26but I don't care for sure if I'm too tired again when you hold me inside
38:47we just didn't come back what if we just got the kids we put them in the car and we
38:57started driving
38:58the opposite direction and we just started all over someplace new
39:06thanks
39:09don't run away with me Mel
39:20can't hide forever
39:34yeah
39:36yeah
40:30Just so you know you're not getting laid.
40:32Virgin?
40:33Boyfriend.
40:34You have a boyfriend?
40:36Does it matter?
40:38Not really.
40:48I'll be a gentleman.
41:14You know, I can sing to you.
41:15Please don't.
41:16Yeah.
41:27Would it be okay if I masturbated?
41:29Whoa.
41:30Oh, there you go.
41:31Oh, boy.
41:32That is a color.
41:37Well, you had fun last night, huh?
41:39You made some good choices.
41:45I don't think it's gonna last for Jake.
41:48Well, that's a good choice.
41:51Dad.
41:52Quiet.
41:52I'm having a moment.
41:54Why did you hate him so much?
41:55I didn't hate him.
41:56I just knew he wouldn't measure up.
42:00I'd say that about anybody.
42:02Yes, I would.
42:04But listen, one of these days you're gonna meet somebody and they're gonna be tall and handsome
42:08and smart and sensitive.
42:11All of the things.
42:12All of the things?
42:12You'll still hate him?
42:13Yes.
42:13Yeah.
42:14I most likely will.
42:16Listen to me.
42:18I know it feels like your life is constantly being reset right now.
42:22That's gotta be terrifying.
42:23But trust me, the best thing about being young is that there's very little that you can do
42:28right now that can't be undone.
42:34Yeah.
42:36Maybe that's always true.
42:40Maybe things just take a lot more effort when you get older.
42:45You may ever tell you you're wise beyond your ears.
42:48Before you answer that, I'd like to remind you that you still smell like puke.
42:51Yeah.
42:51Oh.
42:52Come on.
42:55I have to dream I was your hero.
42:58Damn.
43:00I wish I'd love you my heart.
43:03I'd love you till the days I come.
43:06Wait till you are smiling and more.
43:08I am everything.
43:11And I'll be your mom.
43:13I'll do something to ease your pain.
43:16Keep your mind and you won't be ashamed.
43:19Oh.
43:20Oh.
43:38what is it about this song that you guys like so much he's atrocious what oh my god he spends
43:44one day in a recording studio now he's a critic oh no god please turn it off my ears are
43:49turning
43:49it up yeah no we can turn it up it's fine yeah yeah here it comes a little more yeah
43:55it makes you feel better doesn't it
44:09hey we should stop for dinner you guys want to get dinner say yes okay
44:17good this is what happens you're cast out into the world and spend your life instinctively gathering
44:25love sex family friends houses cars experiences you never stop gathering and it's only as you get
44:32older that you start to notice the things you're losing along the way and that's when regret starts
44:37to grow like a tumor in your belly but there are rare moments of clarity when you can see your
44:44life
44:44laid out in front of you all the cogs and the wheels the right and wrong turns the triumphs
44:48and the heartaches and in those moments you can actually catch sight of the things that really
44:52matter the things that make you whole the things without which your heaven instantly becomes a hell
44:57of your own making in those moments you know in your heart what it is you have to do what
45:04it is you
45:04have to save at any cost
45:14oh hey where are you going i'm going to get an umbrella out of mel's car it's really starting to
45:18come down ah hey it's kind of kind of surreal seeing you and mel out with the family like this
45:23it used to be oh it didn't so um something going on there it's just dinner burning
45:31do you think so this time alone with my family with mel had woken me up and given me the
45:38thing i
45:39hadn't even realized i'd been missing hope hope it was like a fog had lifted i saw what i had
45:48lost
45:48and i was going to get it back it wasn't going to be easy but i knew i could do
45:53it
46:08hold on
46:09hold on one one
46:26Look at me!
46:27Look at me!
46:28What hurts?
46:35Please!
46:36Please!
46:39Please!
46:41Keep your running away.
46:43Keep your running away.
46:45Oh, my God.
47:03I see you.
47:22Write a sermon.
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