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[Dubbed]Losing Is Not an Option - Full Movie
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00:00¡SuscrÃbete al canal!
00:31Only a million tales? That's great. I thought there might be more. A little spending and it's gone.
00:39Your Majesty, how could you say such a thing? This million tales is our last hope for Grandwell.
00:46Hope? My only hope is for the country to fall.
00:49Your Majesty, please reconsider. Shut your mouth, guards.
00:54Go to the black cells and find Vincent Turner, that man who embezzled half the treasury.
00:59Bring him to me unharmed. I'm giving him back his old job.
01:03Your Majesty, you must not. Vincent Turner is the greatest parasite. Using him is as good as digging your own
01:10grave.
01:11Digging my own grave? This is exactly what I want.
01:17It's over. I am doomed. He'll have me tortured to death before all the officials to serve as a warning.
01:26Your Majesty, have mercy. I deserve a thousand deaths. I beg you, just let me die quickly.
01:36Turner, listen up.
01:38Your Majesty, what are you...
01:39You've got one month to burn through every cent of that million tiles in the treasury.
01:44Go wild. Spend it all. Be as extravagant as you can.
01:47What? Spend it all?
01:49Your Majesty, are you testing me?
01:52I see now. You're giving me a chance to make up for my crimes.
01:58Your Majesty is truly wise. I'm willing to do everything for Your Majesty until my dying breath.
02:05Who said I want you to make up for it?
02:07I want you to be the most corrupt official, not a dog begging for mercy.
02:11Go squander that money. Waste it all. Do you understand?
02:14If there's a single coin left at the end of the month, I'll have your head.
02:18Take this key and get lost now.
02:24No, His Majesty is no fool.
02:27In three years on the throne, his iron-fisted style is known everywhere.
02:31And yet today, in front of all the officials, he gave the treasury to a death row inmate
02:36and told me to waste it all. There must be something more going on.
02:41Spend it all? That can't be what he really means.
02:44His Majesty, there has to be a master plan behind this.
02:47What is your true intention?
02:52It's been three days.
02:54That slacker Turner still hasn't managed to spend that million tails?
02:57That's too slow. When am I ever going to wreck this country?
03:00Your Majesty, Mr. Turner has thrown the city into chaos with the shadow guards.
03:05Oh? Amuse me. What's he done?
03:07He's been going wild shopping in the city.
03:09Wherever he goes, there's panic and chaos.
03:12It's like the world is coming to an end.
03:14Excellent! Panic and chaos. That's exactly what I wanted.
03:18Looks like I picked the right man. The country's in total chaos.
03:22My retirement is finally within reach.
03:26I get it now. His Majesty didn't hand me the treasury key just so I could squander the money.
03:32A mere million from the treasury could never bring down the sky-high prices, all jacked up by those crooked
03:38merchants.
03:39What His Majesty really wanted was for me to use this money as bait and hidden behind my reputation as
03:44the greatest corrupt official.
03:46Go after those crooks, the real leeches, hoarding wealth that rivals the nation itself.
03:51Cut them off at the root. Fight evil with evil.
03:54This is His Majesty's brilliant plan.
03:56Your Majesty, I finally understand.
04:00Listen up everyone. The four major grain merchants are greedy and ruthless, jacking up grain prices and driving public anger.
04:07By the command of His Majesty, their assets will be seized. Not a single coin left.
04:12Yes, sir!
04:13Take all the treasury's money, along with everything seized from those crooked merchants, and set up stalls at the city
04:20gates.
04:21Let all the people know this is His Majesty showing he cares, giving them relocation allowances.
04:25Everyone gets five tails.
04:26Now, this is what it means to truly take from the people and give back to them.
04:33Oh my god, this is real silver! I thought I was dreaming!
04:36With this money, my whole family can finally survive!
04:39See that? These heartless bastards jacked rice prices sky high, but now Mr. Turner has seized all their assets. Serves
04:46them right!
04:47Long live His Majesty! Long live! Long live!
04:52Mr. Turner, the incorruptible one!
04:57It's burning! It's finally happening!
05:01Is it rioters rebelling? Is it revolutionaries storming in? Fantastic!
05:05Let me see which brave soul has come to take my shitty life and my throne!
05:09Your Majesty! Your Majesty! Something has happened! This is huge!
05:13Good! This is great! Is it the people revolting? Are the rebels storming in?
05:17Tell me! Which hero is here to take my head?
05:21Your Majesty! This is huge! It's the greatest news!
05:25Great news? The whole city is chaos! And you call this great news?
05:29Your Majesty! It's not chaos! People are celebrating with the money! They're lighting bonfires, singing your praises!
05:36Everyone in the city is praying blessings for you!
05:38What did you say? Singing my praises? And the treasury?
05:41The treasury? As for the treasury, Mr. Turner said he'd surprise you at tomorrow's council!
05:49It's time! Where's Turner? Did he blow through all the money and run off?
05:56Aye, Vincent Turner, have not failed the assignment, Your Majesty!
06:01Oh? The task is done? So that million was spent, right?
06:05Your Majesty! Allow me to show you the results!
06:09Attendance! Bring it up!
06:14Your Majesty ordered me to spend, and I understood!
06:17This is a genius plan! First scatter, then gather!
06:21I moved swiftly and confiscated all the assets of the most notorious merchants!
06:26Total proceeds, 50 million tails of silver!
06:28After giving the relocation fees to the people, the treasury didn't shrink!
06:34It actually increased 50-fold!
06:36The citizens, grateful for your generous rule, have already paid next year's taxes in advance!
06:43Five-fifty-fold!
06:44Why is my Empire Doom progress bar going fucking backwards?
06:50I...
06:51I was plainly slow-witted!
06:53Your Majesty, your wisdom...
06:55...truly is unfathomable!
06:57Did you all see?
06:59His Majesty valued the greatest corrupt official not because he's incompetent,
07:03but because he could use corruption to fight corruption!
07:07He used Turner's greed to take down the merchant's greed,
07:10sweeping out traitors, filling the treasury, and winning over the people's hearts!
07:15This is the kind of imperial strategy the world has never seen!
07:19Your Majesty's brilliance shines!
07:21Long live your Majesty!
07:22Long live your Majesty!
07:24Long, long live your Majesty!
07:28What the fuck?
07:29I was just trying to go bankrupt, and I still ended up gaining?
07:34Announce my orders!
07:35Your Majesty, what would you like us to do?
07:37Go disband every last one of the 200,000 Imperial Guards.
07:40Collect all their weapons.
07:41What?
07:42Your Majesty, this is absolutely out of the question!
07:46That's Grandwell's last line of defense!
07:48Shut up!
07:49My mind is made up.
07:50Alan, take these 200,000 soldiers.
07:52Go to that wasteland west of the city, and start farming.
07:54Give everyone one hoe.
07:56Give me grain, or don't come back.
07:58Uh, for farming?
08:00With a hoe?
08:05Exactly.
08:06Turning my most elite troops into farmers.
08:08Isn't North Albion about to invade?
08:10When their army reaches our city, I'll just open the gates and surrender.
08:13God!
08:22We're the proud Imperial Guards.
08:24Instead of defending our country, we end up shipped off to this godforsaken place to farm.
08:27Seriously?
08:28What does His Majesty mean by this?
08:30Are we supposed to be farmers for the rest of our lives?
08:38Gravity potatoes.
08:39Failed crops from high-gravity planets.
08:41It weighs over 100 pounds.
08:42Hard to dig up and taste like rocks.
08:44This is what you're going to plant.
08:46Listen up.
08:46Starting today, everyone must dig out 10 potatoes.
08:49No potatoes, no dinner.
08:51You're gonna be exhausted.
08:53If you can't lift your swords, let's see how you fight then.
08:56Your Majesty, what's the point of these potatoes?
08:59The point?
09:00You'll find out soon enough.
09:06What kind of nonsense is this?
09:07My hands are full of blisters from digging.
09:10Those damn potatoes are literally stuck in the rocks.
09:12General, has His Majesty really lost it?
09:14If this keeps up, forget fighting.
09:16We'll all starve to death out here.
09:22Something's off.
09:23There's definitely something wrong.
09:35This little thing weighs like a thousand pounds.
09:41Everyone shut up, you idiots.
09:46This isn't farming.
09:48This is His Majesty training us to be stronger.
09:50You still don't get it.
09:51His Majesty thinks we haven't trained enough.
09:53Digging potatoes can boost our core strength.
09:56Swinging a hoe like this is clearly a back-to-basic sword technique.
10:03Thank you, Your Majesty.
10:04Let's get digging.
10:05Thank you, Your Majesty.
10:07Let's get digging.
10:10Report, Your Majesty General.
10:12Urgent News.
10:13What happened?
10:15North Albion Army has broken the treaty.
10:1730,000 soldiers are on the move.
10:19Their vanguard is less than 30 miles from our westward camp.
10:23What?
10:24This is my chance.
10:26My hoe army versus 30,000 cavalry.
10:29Now the Empire's doomed.
10:31My retirement life, here I come.
10:36Here they come.
10:37Finally, they've arrived.
10:3930,000 elite cavalry versus my farmers with nothing but hoes.
10:44I should definitely lose big this time, right?
10:47My 15 billion dollar retirement fund.
10:48I'm coming.
10:50Your Majesty.
10:51The Albions.
10:53They...
10:53They're charging straight at us.
10:55We should run for it.
10:57Run?
10:58Why would we run?
11:00The real show is just getting started.
11:04Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
11:06So this is Grandwell's army!
11:08A bunch of peasants who can't even afford armor!
11:11Is Emperor Nathaniel Graham dead?
11:14Sending you farmers here?
11:16Boys?
11:17Did you see that?
11:18That's your military glory!
11:20Charge!
11:22Crush them!
11:23Crush them and their potato sprouts into pulp!
11:25Capture that fool Emperor alive!
11:28Those cursed bandits!
11:29They want to trample His Majesty's blessed grain!
11:34Listen up, everyone!
11:36Those barbarians want to destroy these blessed potatoes!
11:40If anyone lets even one horse stomp a potato sprout,
11:43I'll make him get buried alongside the potatoes!
11:46All troops follow orders!
11:48Form up!
11:49Ho formation!
11:50Guard the grain!
11:53Ha!
11:54This horse!
11:55It's huge!
11:56Don't stomp my green beauties!
12:01It's over!
12:03I can finally end this!
12:06Fried chicken!
12:07Soda!
12:08Aircon!
12:09I'm coming!
12:17What the hell?
12:18This horse is so fragile!
12:20Not even as tough as the potatoes!
12:21So boring!
12:24Monsters!
12:25They're not human!
12:26They're monsters!
12:27Retreat!
12:28All troops fall back!
12:29Run!
12:30Hurry!
12:32You want to run?
12:34Did you ask my potatoes first?
12:36Smash them hard!
12:49You've crushed the enemy!
12:50The nation's fortune soared!
12:51Doom progress rolled back by 30%!
12:53No!
12:54My retirement fund!
12:56My 15 billion dollars!
13:01Your majesty!
13:03Your agricultural drill is the most powerful technique in the world!
13:06I beseech your majesty!
13:07Spread this method throughout the army!
13:09Let Grandwell never be defeated again!
13:12Please your majesty!
13:13Share your technique!
13:14Let Grandwell never be defeated again!
13:17No need!
13:18Spread it!
13:19If you keep this up, are you planning to dig up the moon next?
13:24Your majesty!
13:26You truly are witty!
13:28Turning farm tools into weapons!
13:29Training soldiers with potatoes!
13:31This is the way back to basics!
13:33After this battle, Grandwell's prestige will surely shake the world!
13:38Shake my ass!
13:40I just wish I was dead!
13:42No wait!
13:43There's still a chance!
13:44Can't collapse from within!
13:45And the enemies are too weak!
13:48I have to!
13:49Have to find someone nobody dares mess with!
13:52Someone who could smash this damn country with a single slap!
13:56Guards!
13:56Announce my orders!
13:58Head back to the capital!
13:59I heard the continent's overlord!
14:01The mighty emperor of Valyria!
14:03Is sending an envoy to demand tribute!
14:06That's true, your majesty!
14:07Good!
14:08Very good!
14:09Summon him to court!
14:10I want to give him a massive surprise right in front of all my officials!
14:14Isn't the emperor of Valyria famous for his temper?
14:16I'm going to grind your face into the dirt!
14:19Let's see how much you can take!
14:21Once his troops march in, my empire's destiny is locked in!
14:28Your majesty!
14:29My emperor's patience is wearing thin!
14:33This is your last chance!
14:35Surrender the Cloud Veil lands immediately!
14:38Otherwise, a million of Valyria's cavalry will sweep through your tiny nation in an instant!
14:48A million cavalry!
14:50I've been waiting for this!
14:52I was afraid you wouldn't come!
14:55What do you mean by that?
14:56Fine!
14:56You want land?
14:57I'll give you my land right now!
15:02Outrageous!
15:02What are you doing?
15:03Guards!
15:04What am I doing?
15:05I granted you a masterpiece!
15:08Go back and tell your emperor that this turtle represents how fast Valyria will march forth!
15:13I'll be right here waiting!
15:14Let's see if he dares come to his death!
15:17Your majesty!
15:18You must not!
15:20Two countries at war never execute an envoy!
15:24With this, you are pushing Grandwell into an abyss!
15:31An abyss!
15:32An abyss?
15:33Good!
15:34That's perfect!
15:35This is exactly what I've been waiting for!
15:37Get out!
15:38Get out of my sight!
15:39Tell your emperor that my blade is already sharpened!
15:43Stop staring!
15:44Go back, all of you!
15:45Eat and drink and wait for the Valyria army to come pick up your remains!
15:49Court dismissed!
15:57Nathaniel Graham, you lunatic!
15:59I'll remember how you humiliated me!
16:01One day, I'll make you pay back with all the blood in Grandwell!
16:14What is that monster?
16:18A mere palace guard with strength like that?
16:22No!
16:23Something's definitely wrong!
16:25So that's why he dared to insult me like that!
16:29Turns out he was hiding a trump card this terrifying!
16:33This mess is far deeper than I imagined!
16:37This is outrageous!
16:38How dare that brat humiliate me like this!
16:41This is a declaration of war against Valyria!
16:43No, your majesty!
16:44It's not a declaration of war!
16:46It's a trap!
16:47It's an enormous trap!
16:49A trap?
16:51What kind of trap could a tiny country pull off?
16:53Your majesty!
16:54Do you think he's only insulting your ministers?
16:56No, he's provoking you!
17:00He wants you to send your troops in a rage!
17:04Go on!
17:05When I left the palace, I saw it with my own eyes!
17:09One of their gate guards was doing push-ups with a stone lion on his back!
17:15The look he gave me made me feel like I was already dead!
17:19Your majesty!
17:21The soldiers of Grandwell are all monsters!
17:28They defeated the Albion army with farmers!
17:31Now even their gate guards have the strength of an army!
17:33Weak nations have no diplomacy!
17:35There must be someone behind him!
17:37This makes no sense!
17:38This makes zero sense!
17:42Your majesty!
17:43I know!
17:44This isn't arrogance!
17:45It's strategy!
17:46It's the reverse of an empty fortress gambit!
17:48What do you mean?
17:49He's acting crazy on purpose!
17:51Acting so out of the ordinary will make us think that he's got nothing to fear!
17:56The more eager he seems for war, the deeper the trap he's dug for us!
17:59He's using an empty city to lure in our million troops like a fish on the hook!
18:05So such a twisted plan, I almost fell for his provocation!
18:08So, your majesty!
18:09Right now, we cannot attack!
18:11Whoever makes the first move, loses!
18:13Announce my decree!
18:14Hold back!
18:15Not just that!
18:15We should send gifts!
18:16Send him lavish gifts!
18:17So he can't figure us out!
18:19I want to see what kind of tricks that madman can pull off!
18:22Whatever you do, do not provoke that lunatic!
18:31Look, the dust is rising!
18:33Is the Valyria army finally coming for us?
18:37They're finally here!
18:39Today, my grand plans will be realized!
18:42Your majesty!
18:43The enemies are approaching!
18:45We should run now!
18:47Run?
18:47Why should we run?
18:48I want to watch them trample my palace!
18:51From the Emperor of Valyria to the Emperor of Grandwell!
18:55You are a ruler of unmatched culture and strength!
18:57My Emperor wishes to form an everlasting brotherhood with Grandwell!
19:01Paying tribute every year!
19:02Offering respect year after year!
19:08No!
19:09How could you surrender?
19:11I begged you to fight me!
19:13Why is it so hard for me to die?
19:15Is there no one in this whole world who can destroy this damn nation of mine?
19:26Your majesty, it's over!
19:28Everything's finished!
19:29Why are you yelling?
19:31Has the sky fallen?
19:32It's even terrifying than that!
19:34Urgent news from the coast!
19:36Out on the western ocean, over a thousand steel monsters just appeared!
19:40With holes that breathe fire!
19:42With just one shot, they blew our coastal outpost to pieces!
19:48What?
19:49Steel monsters?
19:49Fire-breathing holes?
19:51Yes, your majesty, our navies!
19:53Worse off than those old fishing boats!
19:56This time, our country really is about to fall!
20:01Good!
20:02That's great!
20:03Isn't that an overwhelming force?
20:05It's science and tech!
20:06This time, not even gods can save my Grandwell!
20:09At last, my nation is about to end!
20:13See all this?
20:14Your majesty, what are these?
20:16These are fireworks the palace has collected for New Year's festivals, my precious!
20:20Fireworks?
20:21Your majesty, our country is in crisis, and you're showing me fireworks?
20:25Now I'm ordering you take every single one of these beauties,
20:29and load them on our crummiest fishing boats!
20:33Send out our lamest fleet!
20:35To meet Romara's unstoppable warships!
20:37What?
20:38Your majesty, sending fishing boats against Iron Giants!
20:42Isn't that just sending us to die?
20:45You're right!
20:46I'm sending you to die!
20:48Listen carefully!
20:49Once you see the enemy, light up every one of these fireworks!
20:53Let him hear the bang!
20:55Consider it a farewell gift!
20:57Then, raise the white flag, and surrender!
21:01That's an order!
21:02Do you understand?
21:05His majesty said these are fireworks, told me to put on a show before surrendering!
21:10No!
21:10These are covered in runes I can't even read!
21:13I can feel...
21:14The power to destroy everything!
21:17I get it!
21:18His majesty knows this battle is lost, but he refuses to go down in shame!
21:22He wants us to look like harmless fishing boats getting close,
21:26then blow up these divine bombs, and take them down with us!
21:29It's basically a supercharged fire attack, a fight to the death, all or nothing!
21:34Your majesty, I accept the order to die!
21:38Soldiers!
21:39His majesty has handed us the weapon to destroy the enemy!
21:42We're not coming back from this!
21:44For Grandwell!
21:45For his majesty!
21:46Charge!
21:47To die for Grandwell!
21:48To serve his majesty!
21:51Go on, go on!
21:53Get yourselves killed!
21:54My 15 billion dollars!
21:56My retirement life!
21:57Here I come!
21:58Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
22:07Hmm.
22:08A bunch of eastern peasants.
22:10Trying to take us on with these shabby boats?
22:13Let's show them what we've got.
22:15Fire!
22:15Feed every one of these pests to the fish.
22:30Guys!
22:31His majesty has given us divine weaponry!
22:34This battle means certain death!
22:35Light the fuse!
22:36For Grandwell!
22:38For his majesty!
22:38Ram them head on!
22:44Blow it up!
22:45Hurry up!
22:46Once I hear that boom, my retirement fund is in the bag!
22:49Air conditioning, cola, fried chicken!
22:51I, Nathaniel Graham, am coming to you!
22:54Nathaniel Graham never imagined that these so-called fireworks would actually be planet-destroying
22:59cannons.
23:00This shot not only wiped out the enemy's fleet, it forcibly redrew the whole world map.
23:15Fireworks?
23:16This is supposed to be fireworks?
23:18System, you screwing with me?
23:19Get out here!
23:25Heavens!
23:25Divine wrath!
23:26Is this truly his majesty's power?
23:29With a flick of the fingers, everything turned to ashes!
23:32The Ramara kingdom just vanished like that!
23:42Congrats, host!
23:43You've achieved the goal!
23:43Legendary Emperor!
23:44Doom Empire mission has failed!
23:46Now unlocking hidden quest!
23:47Roll the world!
23:48Govern the globe!
23:49No!
23:50I don't want it!
23:51I want to go home and retire!
23:54Facing this unstoppable empire, where should he go from here?
23:58My fireworks turned out to be a planet-buster.
24:01Now the whole world is begging me to take them in.
24:04Failed to get conquered and forced to lead the world.
24:07I'm dead set on trashing this mess.
24:10Your majesty, good news!
24:11Our gate is swarmed with defeated Albions, and the Emperor of Valeria insists on becoming
24:15your doorman.
24:16Should we have them executed, or use them as fertilizer?
24:20Execute who?
24:21They are my precious trophies.
24:23Issue my order.
24:24Bring every one of those rebels up here.
24:26Every single one.
24:28I want to form...
24:29A cabinet.
24:30Have mercy, your majesty!
24:31I will hand over 100 million tails of silver.
24:34Please don't send me to dig up potatoes.
24:36Warlord Graham!
24:37Just kill me!
24:38The Romara army has been wiped out by you.
24:40I surrender!
24:41My lord, no!
24:43Your majesty, I have brought along my imperial seal.
24:46If you don't kick me out, I'll guard your door.
24:49Kick you out?
24:50No.
24:50I plan on making use of you.
24:52Grandwell's too powerful these days.
24:54It's giving me a headache.
24:56Make... make use of us?
24:57Your majesty, you want me to be the mascot?
25:00You.
25:01Aren't you the king of profiteering?
25:02You'll serve in the treasury.
25:04You've got one mission.
25:05Don't save any money.
25:06Take all the silver in the treasury and blow it on air, on clouds, on every piece of worthless
25:11junk.
25:12And you.
25:13Don't you love to fight?
25:14Set him loose.
25:15The capital's safety is on you.
25:17I want you to...
25:17End the curfew.
25:18Let folks set up shop and fight all day.
25:21Whoever follows the rules will be executed by me.
25:24And you.
25:24Stop kneeling.
25:25Since you want to stay so much, you'll serve in foreign affairs.
25:28Insult every little neighboring state as nastily as possible.
25:31I want them to attack me together by tomorrow.
25:34If you all can turn Grandwell into a mess, big rewards are waiting.
25:38Is that clear?
25:41Insult other countries.
25:43He's not asking for a war.
25:44This is obviously hardline diplomacy.
25:46He wants to make a statement, forcing them to take sides.
25:49Got it.
25:49We should show our dominance.
25:51By air?
25:52By clouds?
25:53Has he seen through the limits of hard currency and wants me to launch futures trading and
25:59virtual assets?
26:00Whoa.
26:01He's seizing the whole world's minting rights.
26:04Genius.
26:04Absolute genius.
26:06Everyone, do you understand now?
26:08This is what we call vision.
26:10Chancellor Ashford, please explain.
26:13A mediocre ruler slays enemies.
26:15A wise ruler puts them to use.
26:16His majesty turned fallen generals and villains into tools,
26:20Using their vices to break the old order.
26:24Using their greed to pillage the world.
26:27This is ultimate imperial strategy.
26:30Turning a demon's den into an alchemy lab.
26:32Ruling the world's monsters and becoming Grandwell's god king.
26:37Ruling the world's monsters and becoming Grandwell's god king.
26:40His majesty's ingenuity.
26:41He knows no limits.
26:42Long live, long live, long live, your majesty.
26:45Did you even pass English class in elementary school?
26:50Whatever.
26:51Let it all burn.
26:53Delaney, the treasury is yours now.
26:55Any plans to bankrupt it?
26:57Your majesty, I have a scheme.
26:59It's called unlimited banknotes.
27:01I'm about to print cash non-stop.
27:04Distribute to everyone until our banknotes are worth less than toilet paper.
27:08Then prices will skyrocket.
27:10Rice will become pearls.
27:11Grandwell's economy will collapse completely.
27:14Good.
27:14I knew you were my right hand.
27:16Print.
27:17Print till they drown us.
27:18Don't spare any paper.
27:20Your majesty, I've got something even nastier.
27:23I'll use all that worthless paper and buy up every piece of junk.
27:28Rocks, grass, even the air the people breathe.
27:31And swap out all the real gold and silver for this garbage.
27:36Now that's a real spendthrift.
27:39Approved.
27:39Here's the emperor's sword.
27:40If anyone tries to stop you, kill them.
27:43I obey, your majesty.
27:45I'll turn Grandwell's stench of money into the scent of corpses.
27:50Distribute.
27:51Give it all away.
27:51Every homeless beggar gets 10,000 tails.
27:55Every farmer gets 50,000 tails.
27:59My lord, if we keep giving it out, money really will be worthless.
28:04Of course.
28:05That's exactly what I want.
28:07I want this bustling capital to turn into a hell filled with starving souls.
28:11Spread the word.
28:12Buy up next year's labor force.
28:14Stuff their pockets with money.
28:16So they fight to buy all the goods.
28:19Let prices shoot through the roof.
28:21Thank you, Lord Delaney.
28:22Thank you, your majesty.
28:24I'm rich.
28:26Go ahead.
28:28Laugh.
28:28Laugh as much as you want.
28:30Tomorrow you'll find out the cash in your hands can't even buy a bread roll.
28:35Grandwell, die for me.
28:38It's been a month.
28:39Inflation should have blown Grandwell by now.
28:42Call in Roland Delaney.
28:43I want to hear some good news.
28:45So, our price is soaring?
28:46Is everyone starving?
28:47Are banknotes worth less than toilet paper?
28:49Your majesty, I...
28:50I deserve a thousand deaths.
28:54No worries.
28:54No worries.
28:55I should reward you for ruining this country.
28:57Tell me, how bad is the situation?
28:59Your majesty, I can't ruin it at all.
29:01After receiving the money, people didn't rush to buy up grain.
29:05And instead, they invested in factories.
29:08They spent it on entertainment.
29:11What?
29:11With money, their desire to spend went insane.
29:14Factories had to work day and night.
29:17Goods are coming out faster than we can print money.
29:20Prices not only didn't go up, but actually dropped, thanks to mass production.
29:24Your majesty, that's not all.
29:26The junk Mr. Delaney bought up were repackaged as futures and concept stocks.
29:31Now, Grandwell's canned air sells worldwide.
29:34Every country begs for Grandwell's banknotes.
29:37This is a curse.
29:39I tried to wreck everything, but tax revenue multiplied 30 times.
29:44Now, Grandwell is the world's top economy.
29:47Your majesty, you are wise.
29:49This is the ultimate form of Keynesian economics.
29:52Consumption powers production.
29:54With your own vision, you've ushered in Grandwell's golden age.
29:58Your majesty is brilliant.
30:00Long live.
30:01Long live.
30:02Long live, your majesty.
30:04Break my printing.
30:07Breath.
30:07Smash it.
30:09Hurry.
30:09I tried to ruin the country.
30:11Now I'm an economics guru.
30:13I can't live like this anymore.
30:17So cold.
30:18It's freezing.
30:20This damn weather.
30:22Are you trying to kill me?
30:24And I've got so much useless paper to go through.
30:28My hands are about to turn into ice.
30:32Your majesty.
30:34The royal observatory said it's the coldest night in a century.
30:38We're almost out of charcoal in the palace.
30:41Your majesty.
30:42Enduring this bitter cold shows your sincere heart.
30:46All these are matters of the people's livelihood.
30:48We can't slack off even a little bit.
30:53Got it.
30:55I thought of a way to stay warm.
30:57Guards.
31:04Your majesty.
31:05You must not.
31:06What do you plan to do?
31:08These memorials are the nation's arteries.
31:11The columns are symbols of your royal power.
31:13You can't burn them and can't break them.
31:15Your majesty.
31:17Even if you want to squander everything.
31:20You can't burn the palace.
31:22This is the royal palace after all.
31:25All of you shut up.
31:26If only I had 10,000 homes.
31:29So every struggling soul could find warmth.
31:32My people are out there starving and freezing.
31:35What good is it for me to sit here in a freezing palace?
31:40I want my people to be warm.
31:42Not just the palace.
31:44Burn them.
31:44Torch these memorials.
31:46These columns.
31:48Let them all burn right through.
31:51I could never finish reading these memorials.
31:54Might as well burn them.
31:56That's it.
32:01He even dares burn his own palace and symbols of power.
32:05What kind of courage is that?
32:07Here I am just trying to survive.
32:09But his mind is on the whole level.
32:11I...
32:11What kind of emperor am I?
32:15I thought money would corrupt him.
32:19But he'd burn royal power itself without a second thought.
32:23I lost.
32:25I admit total defeat.
32:27This is the kind of leader who's worth following.
32:32Did you all see that?
32:34What his majesty is burning isn't just paperwork, but the shackles of the old world.
32:40What he tears down isn't the columns, but the wall between ruler and people.
32:46He's offering up his royal power itself to bring peace and hope for the generations.
32:52Your majesty, you are wise.
32:55We will follow you through fire and storms, even if it costs our lives.
32:59Long live his majesty.
33:02Long live, long live, long live.
33:07Nothing's as warm as firewood after all.
33:10Now, I can get a few days of peace and quiet.
33:16That idiot, Roland Delaney.
33:18I said bankruptcy, not the world's biggest economy.
33:21If I can't crash the economy, what about public safety then?
33:24As long as chaos erupts everywhere, this country will sure fall apart.
33:28Attendance.
33:28Summon the capital chief of security, Albion's Vanguard.
33:32Your majesty, you finally thought of me.
33:34Roland Delaney only understands money.
33:36Messing up a country should be our expertise.
33:39Oh, what's your idea?
33:41Tell me.
33:41Your majesty, if you want to throw a place into chaos, you have to break all the rules.
33:45I request your majesty to abolish the curfew.
33:48Let the public party brawl and fight.
33:50Abolish the curfew and encourage fighting?
33:52Good.
33:52Excellent.
33:53But that's not all.
33:54We should open every market district.
33:56Allow them to run their businesses non-stop.
33:58Once the vendors multiply, so do the gangsters and thugs.
34:00Then, fighting for turf, they'll end up tearing each other apart.
34:04Great minds think alike.
34:05That's exactly what I want.
34:07Go at it.
34:08I'll kill anyone who disobeys you.
34:10Yes, your majesty.
34:11Give me a month, and I'll turn the capital into a living hell.
34:17What happened?
34:18I told them to fight each other.
34:19Why is everyone busy running their businesses?
34:21Move over.
34:21You're blocking my table.
34:23Why should I?
34:23Is this place your property?
34:25Fight.
34:25Fight each other to death.
34:27Whoever wins owns this street from now on.
34:29Hey, we're just kidding around.
34:31Business is better when people get along.
34:34Yeah, that's right.
34:34We'll scoot over a bit.
34:37Wait, no one's fighting.
34:38So, is the city already a wash in blood?
34:41Your majesty, I have failed your trust.
34:44What?
34:45They're not fighting each other?
34:46Yes, but actually no.
34:49Everyone's busy joining business competitions.
34:52What the hell is that?
34:54Your majesty, this move of yours is genius.
34:56Since abolishing the curfew, our nighttime economy is booming like never before.
35:00People work their day jobs, then run stalls at night.
35:03No time to pick fights at all.
35:04Exactly.
35:05When two people are in dispute, they settle it by whose profits are higher.
35:09The winner takes it all.
35:10It's harsher than real knife fights.
35:12Because of this, everyone is desperate to become a workhorse.
35:16Shops never close 24-7.
35:18Crime rate has dropped to zero.
35:20Your majesty is truly wise.
35:22You've awakened everyone's competitive edge.
35:25You turned wars into business battles, winning without even lifting a finger.
35:29God damn it.
35:31I just wanted to watch The Godfather, not The Wolf of Wall Street.
35:35Not the economy.
35:37Not the security.
35:38Can't the villains just do their parts?
35:40Guess I'll have to do it myself.
35:41I need to write down every possible solution.
35:44Make a plan B.
35:45The incompetent ruler's guide.
35:471.
35:48Put all the money into major construction.
35:502.
35:51Never use people you're suspicious of.
35:53No, always use people you're suspicious of.
35:56Kill all the loyal officials.
35:583.
35:58Bring in as many scandalous consorts as possible.
36:014.
36:01Declare war on every country.
36:03Double domestic taxes.
36:05This is perfect.
36:07With this book, retirement is just around the corner.
36:12Your majesty, I will go close the window now.
36:18Forget it.
36:19Let's call it a day.
36:20Throw away these useless papers.
36:23Yes, your majesty.
36:27Once I get a good night's sleep, I'll start carrying out my plans.
36:35His majesty's actions have been getting more and more inscrutable.
36:38I can barely keep up with his train of thought.
36:41Hmm.
36:43What is this?
36:43Is it some confidential directive his majesty accidentally left inside?
36:48Ah, wait.
36:49This.
36:50The incompetent Rue.
36:51Why would his majesty call himself that?
36:53There must be some deeper meaning.
36:58Now I get it.
37:00This isn't about wasting the treasury.
37:03He's investing in infrastructure.
37:05He's laying the groundwork for our nation's bright future.
37:09Oh, I see it now.
37:12His majesty is warning us all.
37:14He wants us to always stay alert and never grow arrogant from past achievements.
37:19That's the art of careful rule.
37:21Your majesty.
37:22Oh, your majesty.
37:24For the sake of Grandwell, you're even willing to call yourself incompetent.
37:28You put yourself in shadow just so the entire nation can see the light.
37:33This is a divine book.
37:35It's his majesty's hundred year plan for Grandwell's future.
37:39I must make sure everyone in the land understands his majesty's painstaking devotion.
37:44This is not for an incompetent ruler.
37:47This is beyond all doubt.
37:48The governance manual of a true sage.
37:51Attendants prepare my carriage.
37:52I'm heading to the palace.
37:53No, I'm heading to the Grand Academy.
37:56Gather all the ministers.
37:57I need to clear his majesty's name.
38:00The council is finally quiet after the fire.
38:02But now these guys show up to annoy me.
38:05No way.
38:05I have to teach them a lesson.
38:07Valeria.
38:09Your majesty.
38:10I'm here.
38:11What do you want?
38:12I can't stand those envoys.
38:14All they do is sing my praises every day.
38:16So annoying.
38:17Your majesty.
38:18So you're saying...
38:18I now appoint you as the chief diplomatic officer.
38:21I need you to go and offend every single envoy right now.
38:24Be as arrogant and rude as possible.
38:27Push them to band together and attack me immediately.
38:30You want me to offend all the envoys?
38:32Yes.
38:33Call them dogs.
38:33Seize their tribute.
38:34Slap them in the face.
38:35Make sure they hate Grandwell to their core.
38:37Understand?
38:38Yes.
38:39His majesty is striking hard to put those fence-sitters in their place.
38:42Using my brutality to highlight Grandwell's power.
38:44That's true imperial authority.
38:46Your wisdom shines.
38:47Your majesty.
38:48I'll make sure they get a taste of the rules of a heavenly empire.
38:52A bunch of country bumpkins.
38:54How dare you not kneel and bow to me?
38:56You!
38:56You're a surrendered official too!
38:58Why should we bow to you?
38:59Hmph.
39:00Why?
39:00Because the cavalry of Grandwell could flatten your tiny country a hundred times over.
39:05And you have the nerve to call that pile of junk tribute.
39:09Guards!
39:09Confiscate them and feed them to the pigs!
39:11You!
39:13You!
39:13You are humiliating us!
39:15It's an act of war against all of us!
39:19War?
39:20Against you?
39:21Go home and tell your emperor.
39:22By tomorrow.
39:23If you don't hand over your national maps, then wait for Grandwell's fireworks to light
39:27up the skies over your capital.
39:29Fireworks?
39:30That world-ending divine thunder?
39:33He's threatening us with the fate of the Romara Empire.
39:37This isn't humiliation.
39:39It's a final ultimatum.
39:41I've insulted them and taken their stuff.
39:43Surely they'll send a joint army to attack, right?
39:46What's going on?
39:47Why are they here again?
39:49Your majesty.
39:50I have spread your might across the world.
39:53We were blind to your greatness.
39:56And dared to question imperial authority.
40:00We are ready to surrender our nations to Grandwell and serve your majesty for generations
40:05to come.
40:06We beg your majesty to show mercy.
40:09Your majesty, I understand once again.
40:11You got Valeria's emperor to play the villain.
40:14It shakes the small fry.
40:15But your own reputation stays spotless.
40:17With the enemy's evil, your power shines.
40:21This is true mastery in imperial strategy.
40:24Your wisdom is unmatched.
40:25Conquering the world without blood.
40:29But all I wanted was to get beaten up.
40:31How did I end up expanding the empire?
40:34Is there any justice left?
40:38The bigger my land, the further my retirement.
40:41Economy, public safety, foreign relations.
40:43All dead ends.
40:44I have to think of something that can drain the treasury in a flash
40:48and crush me as a bonus reward.
40:54That's it.
40:54The divine staircase.
40:56I really am a genius.
40:57Attendance.
40:58Bring those Albion idiots before me.
40:59I've got a gigantic task for them.
41:03Everyone, pay attention.
41:04This is the next hundred year vision that I've laid out for Grandwell.
41:08Project Selene.
41:10Your majesty, you want to build the staircase to the moon.
41:15Exactly.
41:15And I've got a requirement.
41:19You must use the softest materials in the land.
41:22Cotton, silk, tofu.
41:24I don't care what you use.
41:25The softer, the better.
41:26Soft enough to be crushed by the wind.
41:28Understand?
41:29Your majesty, we absolutely cannot do this.
41:31Building a tower out of soft stuff.
41:32We'd be throwing all our money away.
41:35This staircase is going to collapse.
41:38Shut up.
41:38That's what I want.
41:40I mean, that's the challenge I want.
41:42This is the ultimate test of your engineering skills.
41:44If anyone dares to refuse, I'll send him to Westwood to dig potatoes.
41:48Aye.
41:48I obey your command.
41:50I'll use only the softest materials
41:52to create the most magnificent spectacle.
41:55It's over.
41:56Chief, no, my lord.
41:57His majesty lost his mind.
41:59He wants us to build a staircase out of tofu.
42:00He's obviously looking for an excuse to kill us.
42:03Exactly.
42:04Forget about reaching the heavens.
42:05It will collapse after three feet.
42:08We're dead for sure.
42:09I get it.
42:10I get it now.
42:11My lord, what do you mean?
42:14You idiots.
42:15His majesty is a god.
42:16How can a god pose a mortal question?
42:19Soft.
42:20This definitely isn't literal.
42:22He disdains steel because it's too hard, too brittle.
42:25He's hinting at us.
42:27He wants us to find a new kind of substance
42:30that can stretch infinitely
42:32from the softest, most resilient materials.
42:36This isn't a staircase.
42:38This is creation itself.
42:41God!
42:42His majesty is a god!
42:43We mortal s***
42:44shall not guess the will of the divine!
42:46We pledge everything for this miracle!
42:52A gigantic disaster shooting straight up.
42:56When it crashes, I have to stand close.
42:58Two birds, one stone.
43:00Now my retirement is secure.
43:03It's over!
43:04My lord!
43:05His majesty lost his mind!
43:06He wants us to build a staircase out of cotton and tofu!
43:09He's obviously looking for an excuse to kill us!
43:13Exactly!
43:14Forget about reaching the heavens!
43:16It will collapse after three feet!
43:19Our brains will be as smashed as that tofu tomorrow!
43:24I get it!
43:25I get it now!
43:27My lord!
43:28What do you mean?
43:29You idiots!
43:31His majesty is a god!
43:32How could a god pose a mortal question?
43:35Soft!
43:36This definitely isn't literal!
43:38He disdains steel because it's too hard, too brittle!
43:43He's hinting at us!
43:44He wants us to find a new kind of substance that can stretch infinitely from the softest, most resilient materials!
43:54This isn't a staircase!
43:57This is creation itself!
44:02We did it!
44:03My lord!
44:04We did it!
44:05From silk and spider webs we extracted this divine fiber!
44:13This is a miracle sent from the heavens!
44:16His majesty saw this all coming!
44:20Hurry!
44:21We need to weave this into a cable!
44:24Start building the staircase's foundation!
44:26We're going to bring his majesty's miracle down to earth!
44:32Hang on!
44:34Where's my tofu?
44:35Where's my cotton?
44:36What's this black shiny stuff?
44:39Why does it look tougher than rebar?
44:43Your majesty, mission accomplished!
44:46We finally unraveled your divine riddle!
44:50From softness, we found the ultimate strength!
44:54We now call this a carbon nanotube!
44:59I get it now, too!
45:01His majesty's staircase project
45:03was about launching Grandwell's technology into a new era!
45:07Once this is finished,
45:10nothing on earth or in the skies can hold us back!
45:13Your majesty,
45:14the foundation for the space elevator is ready!
45:17In no time,
45:18the dragon flag of Grandwell will be planted on the moon!
45:23A space elevator?
45:26Carbon nanotubes?
45:28What the hell?
45:29All I wanted was a shoddy project with tofu!
45:31How is this thing growing faster than my hair?
45:35It's over!
45:36Everything's over!
45:37Economics!
45:37Military!
45:38Diplomacy!
45:39Infrastructure!
45:39Four ways to destroy a country!
45:41I managed to turn everyone into a golden road!
45:43My retirement fund!
45:44My 15 billion dollars!
45:46Am I gonna be stuck in this shothole for the rest of my life?
45:50Your majesty!
45:51Everyone!
45:52Today, I am going to announce to the world
45:54a shocking secret about the fate of Grandwell!
45:57God, here we go again!
45:58This old geezer!
45:59You just have to say that every day, huh?
46:06Incompetent!
46:06Chancellor, are you planning a rebellion?
46:09How did my guide end up in his hands?
46:11Now my whole plan's exposed!
46:14Wait, maybe it's a good thing.
46:16If they know I'm just a loser who wants Grandwell to fall,
46:18they should kill me, right?
46:20Incompetent?
46:20No!
46:21This is his majesty taking the blame for us,
46:24willing to carry the burden of infamy.
46:25Every single word is written in his blood and tears.
46:29It's his majesty's divine revelation.
46:31Vincent, tell us!
46:33His majesty ordered you to waste the treasury.
46:36How did that turn out?
46:38Chancellor, I was ordered to waste the treasury,
46:41but in reality, it was guidance to launch economic warfare.
46:45Now, the Grandwell banknote is the only currency used worldwide.
46:50First principle of the guide,
46:52let corrupt officials squander the treasury.
46:55General Burke, his majesty ordered you to become farmers.
46:59How did that turn out?
47:00His majesty taught us divine skills.
47:02Now each of our 200,000 soldiers can tear apart a starship with their bare hands.
47:06Second principle of the guide,
47:07disband the elite troops and send them to farm.
47:10Minister of Industry,
47:11his majesty ordered you to build a tower to the sky out of tofu.
47:14How did that turn out?
47:16His majesty enlightened us,
47:18unveiling the art of overcoming strength with gentleness.
47:21Now, the space elevator is under construction.
47:24Very soon, our imperial flag will fly across the galaxy.
47:28Third principle of the guide,
47:29strengthen infrastructure and drain the nation's resources.
47:32Former emperor of Valeria,
47:34his majesty ordered you to humiliate every nation.
47:36How did that turn out?
47:38His majesty taught me the imperial authority.
47:40Now, Grandwell has become the heart of the world.
47:42Everyone is awed by his majesty.
47:43Fourth principle of the guide,
47:45make enemies everywhere and invite disaster.
47:48Did you all see it?
47:50From economy to military,
47:52then to scientific ascension,
47:53to global unification,
47:54every step we took
47:56is plainly written in this divine book.
47:59His majesty isn't trying to destroy us.
48:01He's prophesying.
48:02He's laying out the foundation
48:04for Grandwell's eternal legacy.
48:06So we were his pawns from the start.
48:09Every so-called act of sabotage was part of his plan.
48:13Divine.
48:14His majesty is divine.
48:16We mere mortals shall never guess the will of a god.
48:18We deserve death a thousand times over.
48:21Fuck, I was just trying to write down some bad plans,
48:24and it's not a divine prophecy.
48:25Are you kidding me?
48:26I'm done.
48:27I just want to go home.
48:35It's over.
48:36Totally over.
48:37Even my nonsense can turn into prophecies.
48:41Do these people just have mush for brains?
48:45Congrats.
48:46You've completed the ultimate mission.
48:48A prophet whose words shape reality.
48:49Your national fortune score has exploded.
48:52Systems calculations have burned out.
48:54Rebooting now.
48:55Even the system couldn't figure it out.
48:57No, I've still got one last move.
49:01If I admit in public that I'm a total failure,
49:04maybe they'll snap out of it.
49:09All of you shut up.
49:11Divine.
49:12Prophet.
49:13Are you all blind?
49:15I'm telling you the truth.
49:17I'm just trying to ruin this country.
49:22I put Turner in charge.
49:24Because I wanted him to empty the treasury.
49:26Get it?
49:27Corruption.
49:28I sent the troops to farm.
49:29Because I wanted them to become useless.
49:32Losers!
49:33Every single thing I've done
49:35has been for the sole purpose
49:37of destroying Grandwell.
49:39You ignorant idiots.
49:41Do you understand now?
49:44Your majesty.
49:46I understand now.
49:49You're just putting yourself down.
49:53That's right.
49:54Your majesty.
49:55You're just worried that we rely too much
49:56on your divine guidance.
49:58So you're saying all this to wake us up.
50:02Such greatness of character.
50:04To train your ministers.
50:05You're willing to carry the blame.
50:08Your majesty's virtue is unmatched.
50:10Your majesty is truly wise.
50:12We were so foolish
50:13we nearly let your efforts go to waste.
50:15I'm telling the truth.
50:17What are you people even thinking?
50:22Your majesty.
50:24Your self-effacing speech
50:25was broadcast worldwide
50:27through the vision device.
50:29Now,
50:29everyone in the world is praising you.
50:33Calling you the most humble ruler in history.
50:36I tried to destroy the economy
50:38but now they think I'm a god.
50:40I can't live like this anymore.
50:47The power of the mind.
50:49Fine.
50:50If you're unbreakable in material ways
50:52then I'll corrupt you mentally.
50:56Spread my decree.
50:58From now on
51:00Grandwell enters a new era of national bliss.
51:03Rest first.
51:05Hard work is the root of all evil.
51:07So I'll abolish it.
51:09Banquets,
51:10games,
51:11and sleep-up
51:12now honored as the three sacred national policies.
51:15Anyone who works hard
51:17will be condemned as a criminal.
51:19I want this entire world
51:21to become a hedonistic paradise
51:23lost to pleasure.
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