00:00You
00:50Faster than your shadow.
01:02Mr. Pete, Pit Viper, the question on everyone's mind is why is it that you want to kill Lucky Luke?
01:16Because I can.
01:17Are there any other questions?
01:23I have one.
01:28I was wondering, how would you explain the, um, the fact that you've got a duel in a minute
01:34and your rivals know where to be found?
01:44Maybe he's too afraid.
01:46He shoots faster than a shadow, what does he have to fear?
01:50Tell me.
01:53But you know the day will come when that man, even that man, is nothing more than a shadow
02:00of himself.
02:24You're Mordbridge, right?
02:26Edward Mordbridge, from the Borderland Herald.
02:29My pleasure.
02:30Three cameras?
02:31Isn't that overkill?
02:32But it's Lucky Luke.
02:33Shoots before he draws.
02:34And no one's photographed him doing it.
02:36So, I'm hedging my bets.
03:04So, I'm hedging my bets.
03:17You're almost late.
03:20You can never really be late to a funeral.
03:23Your new glove's giving you confidence.
03:26You don't usually wear any.
03:28Is it perhaps because you had an accident?
03:54I can't say that I have.
03:56Snake's pretty messed up, though.
03:59I've turned it into these gloves.
04:00I can't say that I have.
04:05You still got one minute to cancel.
04:07Do you know what?
04:08What you got left?
04:10Doesn't matter.
04:11You got one more minute.
04:13A minute.
04:15Okay?
04:36What the hell is right?
04:42You got one more minute.
04:46I'm sorry.
04:47I can't say it.
04:48I'm sorry.
04:51I'm sorry.
04:52I'm sorry.
04:55I'll be laughing at you.
04:56What you got off right?
04:58You're ruined.
04:58I'm sorry.
04:59No, I'm sorry.
04:59I'm sorry.
05:26Luke, tomorrow at News Sharp, you're a dead man.
05:29I'll take your grave, I'll take your grave, I'm going to kill you, let me go, get off me, I'll
05:36kill all of you, well did you get it?
05:43I couldn't even get the shutter tripped, how does he do it?
06:09I couldn't even get it.
06:10I was like, I'm going to take a napkin.
06:11I'm going to take a napkin.
06:14I'm going to take a napkin.
06:19I'm going to take a napkin.
06:42Nice shot kiddo, even though, it's a pretty lucky one.
06:48The next time, watch out for that recoil.
06:56Anyway.
07:03What was that?
07:06No, no, no.
07:14Thank you?
07:16My mother, where is she?
07:19What, your mother?
07:20I just saved you, so spit it out!
07:22You tell me now, or I'll unsave you!
07:25Well, you must be new to making threats.
07:29And to guns, put that away.
07:31Can I hurt yourself again?
07:32I've mastered it, okay?
07:33Yeah, it's my mother's gun, but I know what I'm doing!
07:42Sorry, kiddo.
07:45You're in the Wild West, and clearly, you're new to that too.
07:48I don't have a chance to have that.
08:00I'm down to the world.
08:01I'm so sorry.
08:02I'm so sorry.
08:03There's no problem.
08:05I'm so sorry.
08:06I'm so sorry.
08:13I'm so sorry.
08:30My dear two mom.
08:34Where is mom?
08:40Look.
08:41Look.
08:42Look.
08:44Look.
08:44Look.
08:44Look.
08:59We should have used the bear.
09:01Would have taken his hand right off.
09:02I'm gonna burn down this whole town.
09:05Excuse me?
09:07I've come as a friend.
09:08This is the Wild West.
09:09No friends here.
09:11After everything we've been served.
09:13Who are you?
09:14My name's Louise.
09:17Louise Willow.
09:19I've got information for you.
09:23You sure that's true?
09:24Yeah. It was right in front of me.
09:27He was in a lot of pain. His hand was swollen.
09:29How'd he beat me if he got vibrated, huh?
09:31Pitted. I mean, you know, bit.
09:34Maybe someone helped.
09:35I don't know.
09:38No.
09:39I'd bet it was the venom.
09:42It could be the slow-moving kind.
09:44Affecting him later.
09:45That is possible.
09:47Because venom isn't an exact science.
09:49Sometimes he affects the leg.
09:51Hm.
09:51Couldn't you think of that earlier?
09:53I'm not a reptologist.
09:54He quit it with your complicated words.
09:55They're confusing.
09:56Mea Kuba.
09:58What'd I just say?
09:59Well, do we agree?
10:00We rest up right now, and then tomorrow we capture him, torture him, all get answers.
10:06And after that, you kill him.
10:09Seems like you're annoyed.
10:11He went after my family.
10:14Sound good to you?
10:15Yeah.
10:18Capture. Torture. Question. Take him out.
10:27Still pretty swollen.
10:29Yeah.
10:32I can draw an aim.
10:34The problem is...
10:35shooting straight.
10:43If it doesn't get better...
10:49I'm no good without it.
10:50It's all I got.
10:52I've sacrificed everything to get here.
11:02But you're lucky, Luke.
11:05You're a legend.
11:07And legends last forever.
11:09Yeah.
11:10There's more demand for oil and trains than legends nowadays.
11:15We're an endangered species around here, that's for sure.
11:19You know why they call me Cuchillo?
11:23Some years before I was an almost blind geriatric marshal, I was a poor little Mexican peasant kid.
11:28Too poor to own a colt.
11:30All I had was a knife to fight the gringo suppressing us.
11:35Un cuchillo, amigo.
11:37And the advantage is...
11:41You don't have to grip it very hard.
11:43It doesn't replace a six-shooter.
11:46But if you get some practice with it, you can get the job done.
11:49Yeah.
11:50With a bit of luck.
11:52You need luck?
11:53But that's your name.
11:56Believe in your name.
12:20Thanks for helping me.
12:21No problem.
12:24Gun shake?
12:25Hmm?
12:26You've never done a gun shake?
12:28Hmm?
12:30Gimme it.
12:31Gimme it!
12:34Watch and learn.
12:41Enough?
12:42Here.
12:44But it's dangerous.
12:46I lost a cousin once that way.
12:47Jar himself, idiot.
12:49Anyway, it's great you're part of our gang now.
12:51A Westerner like we are.
12:54Ready to strike someone dead.
12:56Not like that bastard Lucky Luke who respects the law.
12:58Defends orphans and widows.
13:00You mean he kills orphans and widows?
13:01No. No!
13:03He's a fucking vigilante.
13:05He's the most famous friend.
13:07Nobody's got an honor code.
13:09The man won't kill anyone.
13:10Oh, really?
13:11Where is he on kidnappings?
13:13Does he kidnap folks?
13:15Innocent people? Women?
13:16No! No, no, no, no, no, no!
13:18That guy's a fucking hero!
13:21That guy's a fucking hero!
13:23Yeah, shocking I know.
13:43We'll round up the family to get Luke.
13:45Then we'll take care of the bumpkins and burn down the saloon.
13:48Booze is great for fires.
13:49I think burning down the town sounds like a great plan.
13:52I do. I love it.
13:53Um, but I was thinking just in case.
13:55Could we have a plan B?
13:56Like instead of starting fires we steal something?
13:59No.
14:00No. No. No.
14:07We're not going to run out.
14:10Go on!
14:15body eux
14:23Let's go.
14:58Come to finish what you started?
15:00No, I came to apologize.
15:03I may have been wrong about you.
15:05I heard you're a vigilante.
15:07Alright, finally.
15:12You've been living under a rock?
15:13Where are you from?
15:14Albuquerque.
15:15Ah, so you're a city girl.
15:17It's not my fault I didn't know who you were.
15:19I never had newspapers.
15:20My mom wasn't into that.
15:21It was isolating.
15:23I read novels to learn about the world.
15:24Ah, okay.
15:25That's why you're a little bit, um...
15:29Stupid?
15:30No.
15:31You thought stupid.
15:33I was gonna say...
15:35Yeah.
15:35Stupid.
15:43The thing is, when my mom disappeared...
15:47My grandfather was killed.
15:55And before he died, he said your name.
15:59To ask you for help one day.
16:09I'm sorry, kiddo.
16:13Who was your grandfather?
16:15Tukum.
16:17I didn't know him.
16:19But he was smart.
16:20Because I'll help you find your mother.
16:24Really?
16:25That's what I do.
16:27I want to repay you.
16:29You're the reason Viper Pete didn't get me.
16:31Uh, uh...
16:33Speaking of Pete...
16:36There may be a chance that his boys know about your hand problem.
16:39You know this because...
16:40Because I told them all.
16:41Okay, she is stupid.
16:42No, I didn't know you were a good guy at that point.
16:44That was before.
16:45All right, Luke.
16:46Not the first time you're facing three desperados.
16:48Well, it's actually 12.
16:4912 dudes.
16:5115.
16:55Around 15.
17:12Wait, what did you do?
17:13Okay, fine.
17:14I've got it now.
17:15How did your mother raise you?
17:17Is your father around?
17:18Never knew him.
17:19He's unreliable.
17:20Okay, so...
17:21It's a family thing.
17:23I screwed up.
17:24I get it.
17:25I did take some of their weapons.
17:28And I got a plan.
17:48All right, here you go.
17:50All right, here you go.
17:58There.
17:59There.
17:59Is in a barrel.
18:00There, there, there.
18:01There, there, there, and there.
18:02Then it's all fireworks.
18:03You take out 15 desperados with a winch orchestra.
18:06Bra.
18:07Bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra, bra.
18:11Bra.
18:12Bra.
18:12It's actually bang.
18:13No.
18:14Now it's bra.
18:15It's not bang anymore.
18:16Uh, no, you're wrong.
18:17I say that as a pro, you understand.
18:19It's still bang.
18:20It is my job, after all.
18:21What is, to be old?
18:23No, to go bang.
18:25Look, I hope your domino thing works out.
18:28I guess you're not really a teamwork kind of guy.
18:30Got trouble with trusting people?
18:33I guess I do.
18:35How weird is that?
18:36Especially after you shot me, framed me for murder, and ratted me out.
18:39Did I forget anything?
18:40But that was before.
18:41Three hours ago.
18:42So much happened in the past three hours, though.
18:44Is there anything else I don't know?
18:45No.
18:46That's everything.
18:47You sure?
18:47I'm sure.
18:56All right.
18:57They'll be here any minute now.
18:59I'll make sure Kuchiyo has everyone in a safe place.
19:01You get your horse somewhere safe.
19:13Are they here?
19:16They're coming.
19:18I got my colt.
19:20My cartridge belts.
19:21My spurs for close combat.
19:25Did I forget anything?
19:27No.
19:28Luis, I wanted to say thank you.
19:37We're staying right here.
19:41What are you doing?
19:42Keeping you out of trouble.
19:43No, but you need me.
19:45Got some trust issues, huh?
19:48Don't worry.
19:49I can cut a rope all by myself.
19:52Hey, get back here.
19:54Come on.
20:24Come on.
20:42Feels like deja vu, doesn't it?
20:45Except for your pals.
20:49They all came to say hi to you.
20:51I prefer goodbyes.
21:36You thought you'd throw knife in yourself?
21:39You thought you'd throw knife in yourself?
21:41Hey!
21:54Hey!
21:56Hey!
21:56Hey!
21:56Hey!
21:57Hey!
21:57Hey!
21:58Hey!
21:58Hey!
21:58Hey!
21:59Hey!
22:00Hey!
22:28How would I get out of this if I were Calamity Jane?
22:34Prisoner at Misery Lane, page 78.
22:36To unshackle her hands, Calamity wraps her palm around her finger, just above the joint, and dislocates it with a
22:43yank.
22:54Hey.
22:57Were you the one screaming just now?
22:59I dislocated a finger, but it was the wrong one.
23:06I'll put it back for you
23:11Thank you so much
23:13Would you pop my thumb out?
23:16Wouldn't you rather I just untie you?
23:19Okay, go
23:34What the hell's going on?
23:44This guy's missing his poncho
24:15And here we are
24:18Our first good news of the day
24:22Luke
24:25Show your face or your girl's gonna get it
24:28On three I'll put a bullet in her
24:30One
24:32Two
24:36Three
24:37Three weapon down
25:00In the dirt
25:12That's right
25:14Now listen to me carefully
25:16We're gonna jump in
25:44Hey, hey, we've got to work together, all right?
25:48I lane the guns
25:49You shoot them when I say back
25:56Ready for this?
25:57Three
25:59Two
26:01One, go
26:03Back
26:03Two, one, go
26:05Two, three
26:15Three
26:17Tickle
26:17Three
26:17Seven
26:18Three
26:20Five
26:21six
26:22Five
26:31One
26:34Put that away, you're gonna hurt yourself again.
26:37I've mastered it, okay?
26:44Yeah, it's my mother's gun.
27:14I love you, baby.
27:18I love you, baby.
28:00Is this how you think me?
28:02You wanted to steal my gun and get rid of me?
28:05No, I'm not. I mean, I'm leaving you with the sheriffs. You're in good hands.
28:08And my mother? You'd help find her, Yuset.
28:11Kachiyo will help you.
28:15Some legend of the West.
28:42Kachiyo will help you.
29:12Kachiyo will help you.
29:12Kachiyo will help you.
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