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The Beauty - Season 1 - Episode 10: Beautiful Beauty Day
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02:16You look...
02:17Twelve.
02:19I look like I'm twelve.
02:24I didn't even know this was possible.
02:27To regress this far, become a child.
02:29I'm still me.
02:31Just like when you changed.
02:34You were still you inside.
02:37Yeah, I know.
02:40We can't afford to be emotional right now.
02:43We don't have time to mess around with that.
02:45We need to move.
02:47Where?
02:48To stop them.
02:49I'm not just going to give up.
02:50Cooper, look at yourself.
02:52You'll trip over your goddamn trousers before you can even draw your gun.
02:56Give it to me.
02:57What?
02:57My gun.
02:59Let's go.
03:01Let's go.
03:03I won't stay like this.
03:07I'll grow up one day.
03:09Right?
03:16Well, maybe this is a gift, you know?
03:23Maybe you could just say, screw it and start your life again from scratch.
03:29Knowing everything that you do now, that would be a gift, right?
03:53Tequila, please.
03:55I just need to...
03:55You got it.
03:57Your boyfriend got a poopy diaper?
03:59Fuck you.
04:02I'm sorry.
04:04I really am.
04:05Here you go, man.
04:06I just find this all inexplicable and fucking terrifying.
04:11So I joke.
04:16How is he?
04:19He's tired and wanted to lay down for a bit.
04:25He doesn't have any pubic hair.
04:27Less thing to worry about?
04:28I don't know, man.
04:30I'm blaming him.
04:30This shit can't be permanent, right?
04:32Just stop asking me shit like that, okay?
04:33How the fuck am I supposed to know?
04:35Calm down.
04:35Calm down.
04:36We have to strategize.
04:41Are we still going for it?
04:46Fuck yes, we are.
04:48We just need to get our shit together and move.
04:51Right.
04:52Then what the fuck is the plan?
04:57They say we call Diana, get his location,
05:01use her and his wife, who apparently hates him, to breach access.
05:06Then he slit his fucking throat.
05:09Stop this.
05:10Stop what happened to us.
05:11And now Coop, who's been dealt the most fucked up hand of all.
05:15How does that sound?
05:17Yeah, fuck with that.
05:18God, I love it when a plan comes together.
05:26Obesity and advanced diabetes were threatening my life and my legs.
05:30I was told amputation was in my future.
05:33But not anymore.
05:35Thanks to the beauty,
05:38I'm living my best life.
05:43No, no, no, no, no.
05:46Wait, I thought this shit wasn't dropping till tomorrow.
05:49Curse by my family genes.
05:51Until now.
05:55What is this?
06:08We're too late.
06:13No need to control the doctor.
06:15Protector booster are approved for everyone.
06:17Need help cleaning up your gooey sock?
06:18Or a soothing voice to hold you through those beautiful sweats?
06:22Visit the beauty website to find the package that's right for you.
06:25Where do you go?
06:30What do you feel you're gonna do?
06:40Yeah.
06:42Woo!
06:42No!
06:51No!
06:53Ow!
06:54Don't do it!
06:55No!
06:55It's fine!
06:57You told me I needed another week to heal.
07:00I need to see my new fucking nose!
07:03Go outside if you're gonna be such a Karen.
07:06Oh god!
07:07I can't!
07:07Ow!
07:08Ow!
07:10Ow!
07:11Ow!
07:13Does it hurt?
07:14Yes, it fucking hurts!
07:15What the fuck?
07:19Are you okay?
07:21Look.
07:22Ah!
07:22This!
07:24It looks great!
07:25This is not a Kendall Jenner!
07:27I showed that fucking butcher like 50 classic K-Gen shots and this?
07:31This is what the best in Montclair comes up with for seven fucking grand?
07:34Do you know how many summers I saved up for this?
07:36How can you even tell with all the swelling and the bruising?
07:39You remember in second grade I broke my collarbone?
07:43We both thought I was gonna be lopsided for life.
07:45Update.
07:45I'm not.
07:47Stop.
07:47Why?
07:48It's already fucked up.
07:50No curve.
07:55No point.
07:56Do you see me?
08:01All I see is my fucking dad!
08:03No one wants to make out with a chick with the face of a fucking contractor!
08:05Relax!
08:06You're gonna make it worse!
08:07Stop!
08:10Look.
08:10I'm not insane.
08:13I let go of our vote-covered dreams long, long ago.
08:17But like, this was all part of a plan.
08:22I only applied to out-of-state schools for a reason.
08:25I can't continue the next stage of my life being the same sad, tomboy Ruthie with a big fucking beak!
08:32I need to launch a new version of me!
08:38A beautiful me!
08:41I feel it too.
08:43You know how hard it is for me to find genes that give my ass a boost and hide my
08:47extra squish?
08:52But you are more than your nose.
08:55You are amazing.
08:56And you will do amazing things no matter what.
09:02You are beautiful.
09:05Got it?
09:06Oh.
09:08Fuck.
09:09One second.
09:14Oh, God.
09:18Oh, here we go.
09:20I'll get a hear from her.
09:29I got a fuckingation.
09:30Abacity and advanced diabetes were threatening my life and my legs.
09:34Visit the beauty website to find the packet and the respite.
09:39Not more.
09:40Thanks to the beauty.
09:42Long ago, we were forced to leave our best selves behind.
10:02No need to consult a doctor.
10:11Make it jab and feel bad today.
10:27Hey, cunt.
10:29Yeah, you.
10:31Remember me?
10:34I know. I got the shot.
10:36That's right.
10:37And now I have a better rack, ass, and Mark Weiler won't stop liking my post.
10:43No fucking way.
10:52Enjoy the view, bitch!
11:00Look at you! Look at me! I won!
11:08I'm gonna kill you all!
11:11What the hell just happened?
11:13Tina and Castle just whooped Kellyanne against ass.
11:16Tina with the front butt and training bra?
11:18She got the shot.
11:20She got the beauty.
11:22What?
11:24She's stunning.
11:29Yeah.
11:30And that side is called the hypotenuse.
11:33To find that, you use a simple little formula called the Pythagorean theorem.
11:37Which, of course, as you can see on the board, is a squared plus b squared equals c squared.
11:42No!
11:43No!
11:49Send a nurse to him to 16, now.
11:53Hold him so he doesn't hurt his head.
11:55This is epilepsy.
12:01Grab his feet.
12:02He took something.
12:03What did he take?
12:05No, he took something.
12:06What did he take?
12:07Nothing, I swear.
12:08You can't help him if you don't tell me you're his best friend.
12:12Told me he got the shot this morning.
12:14This is the beauty?
12:16No!
12:18No!
12:19No!
12:36Despite his shocking transformation, the president says it is the best he's ever felt, declaring
12:42this new pharmaceutical value and a modern-day scientific miracle.
12:47On his way to Marine One, he declared that he felt and looked so much younger that, quote,
12:53along with running for a third term, I'm also going to run for a fourth and a fifth, end quote.
13:00Byron Forrest is a genius. I look forward to hanging the Medal of Freedom around his neck.
13:06Stuff's really everywhere.
13:07He's at the White House next week.
13:09Before leaving on his trip to a NATO conference, the president revealed that every member of his cabinet
13:15has been given the drug and cleared the way for emergency use authorization.
13:20With further federal backing, full FDA approval is immediately in effect.
13:25As questions about the nature of its clinical trials remain...
13:28Well, at least the president doesn't look like an octogenarian.
13:33Thank you very much, Angela.
13:34That was minutes ago from the White House.
13:36We'll have more daily headlines right after the break.
13:42We're going to need to talk to her.
13:50I'm living my best life.
13:52Okay, guys. I did it. It's done.
13:55I got the beauty shot!
13:58At the pop-up at Christopher Street one hour ago.
14:02Yes! And yes, I jumped the line.
14:05Yes, I had the sponsorship, but I was a little afraid, and I just took the leave.
14:11And newsflash! It didn't hurt at all.
14:15And everybody at the pop-up was so nice and so welcoming.
14:20And just like the friendly nurse said, I am starting to develop a fever.
14:25But apparently that is totally normal.
14:29OMG! I am so excited!
14:33Follow and like, and watch part two for the results.
14:36Keep clicking for the big reveal.
15:00You guys.
15:01Okay, so I just looked in the mirror.
15:04And do I have abs now?
15:07And is my jawline really this snatched?
15:10And can I finally fit into this fucking sherbet-colored Speedo?
15:22Is this real life?
15:27Oh, my God.
15:29Dinner's ready!
15:44What's the matter?
15:48Nothing.
15:49Why?
15:50Your mom worked hard to make a nice meal.
15:53Well, it's true.
15:54I'm just not that hungry, okay?
15:59Uh-uh.
16:00What's the rule?
16:03I wishy.
16:05That kind of surgery is not fun.
16:07She's healing.
16:07But she's gonna look amazing.
16:11So is Mickey Larson.
16:13Mickey Larson got a nose job.
16:15No, Mom, he got the beauty.
16:17I watched him spaz and start changing right in the middle of math class.
16:20Jesus Christ, really?
16:21Everyone's doing it, and the ones who haven't will soon enough.
16:26All right.
16:27I know it seems that way right now, but just wait.
16:29No, I always wait.
16:30I really want this more than anything.
16:33Bella, why on earth would you say such a thing?
16:35You are so cute.
16:36I do not want to be cute, especially not when everyone else is going to be that fucking hot.
16:40Look, I get it.
16:42Okay, this is the hot new thing, and you want in.
16:44I begged my folks for a Bowflex when I was in high school.
16:47You know how many times I used that thing?
16:48Just eat well and keep getting on your bike.
16:50You guys are such fucking hypocrites.
16:52You think I don't see that shit in the fridge?
16:54Ozempic is different.
16:55I was on the verge of heart disease.
16:57You're experimenting with off-label diabetes meds.
16:59A doctor prescribed it.
17:01It's a medical treatment, honey.
17:02Oh, please.
17:02Did a doctor also prescribe those tight new jeans you left strolling around in?
17:06I see that smile when you get a double take.
17:08Bella!
17:09Don't talk to your mother that way.
17:11Look, there is nothing wrong with wanting to look good, feel good, but there is more
17:16to life and more to you than the chase for perfection.
17:21Perfection?
17:22Two summers ago, we spent every weekend visiting Graham in the home, and she didn't know who
17:26any of us were.
17:28Uncle Richie, two kinds of cancer, and the beauty can stop that and make me feel better
17:33about myself.
17:33I mean, you guys should want this, too.
17:34I have to say, I am shocked, Bella.
17:37Where's my sweet girl?
17:38Did you even know the first thing about this?
17:40Like, what it does?
17:41Yes, that's why I want it.
17:42It's irreversible.
17:43And we're starting to hear about all these different kinds of side effects.
17:46Oh, yeah.
17:47Mutations, comas, disfigurement, ignition, ketosis.
17:50Have you heard about that?
17:51Stop.
17:51That's like a minuscule number of people.
17:54Only 5% of cases so far.
17:56That's nothing.
17:56The odds of me getting hit by a bus are higher.
17:58Okay, that's not what I'm hearing.
18:00And even 5%, 7%, is that a risk that you want to take?
18:04If I got a 95 on my research paper, you guys would be shitting yourself with happiness.
18:08Okay, that's enough.
18:09It's thousands of dollars that we don't have, and neither do you.
18:14End of discussion.
18:15You guys don't think I can get 5, 10 grand?
18:23I get good grades.
18:25I play soccer.
18:27My clothes are fine.
18:28No one makes fun of me or bothers me.
18:32That sounds great, right?
18:37It's because no one even knows I exist.
18:41I'm like a ghost just drifting through life no one can see, and I don't want to live like that
18:47anymore.
18:49Dad, what about the risk of living a life unfulfilled?
18:53Of wondering if more is possible?
18:56That's what scares me.
18:58And now there's finally an out for me.
19:01And people who feel like me.
19:08I turn 18 in a week.
19:10I don't need permission anymore.
19:14You guys told me to follow my dreams and passions, and to do what makes me happy, and this is
19:19it.
19:20I want to be the best version of me.
19:22I want to finally be beautiful.
19:26Oh.
19:28You guys don't fucking understand anything!
19:52How do you feel?
19:55Hi, Belle.
19:57Hi.
19:58You're usually more excited for lunch with your bestie.
20:04Mazel, bitch, it's me.
20:07Wow.
20:09Holy shit.
20:11What do you think?
20:12You really solved your nose problem.
20:15Right. Oh, my God.
20:17Do I not look devastating?
20:19How? And when?
20:20Over the weekend, I gave Ben and Sarah
20:23the sob story pitch about the botched nose shop
20:25and the parentals caved.
20:28Really?
20:29Yeah, really.
20:30I don't know if it's, like, them feeling bad about
20:33putting me on Adderall when I was ten or if they just
20:35genuinely know, like,
20:37how important this time in my life is,
20:39but they ponied up
20:41for the full poke
20:43treatment.
20:44What's that?
20:47The full
20:49platinum concierge experience.
20:55First,
20:56there was Connor.
20:58Talk about a warm welcome.
21:00Welcome, Ruthie.
21:01I'll be your chaperone for your treatment today.
21:03Belle, this guy was fucking hot.
21:06And he was a real beauty.
21:08We're pretty chill here.
21:10Just, whatever you do,
21:11don't call me nurse.
21:12Those are for doctors and hospitals and negative energy
21:15institutions, and this is not that.
21:17My only purpose is to gently guide you to your best self.
21:23Whenever you're ready, no rush.
21:25The paperwork must have been a nightmare.
21:27Not when your parents pay 20 grand.
21:32Welcome, Ruthie.
21:35There was, like, one stupid form.
21:37I don't even know what it said, but it was probably fine.
21:43Please proceed to your treatment.
21:46A tonic to help cleanse and balance the body.
21:51We believe it makes the change easier.
21:52It was, like, the best spa day ever on steroids.
21:57They had everything.
21:59Juices, tonics, aromatherapy.
22:03I hate to say it.
22:04You remember Stacy's instas from Bali?
22:07Dude, it was like that.
22:08Some real white lotus shit.
22:10I'll step out while you get into your transformation rope.
22:13Take your time.
22:18And then they gave me the shot.
22:23Lay back.
22:37Ready?
22:40Did it hurt?
22:41No.
22:42Isn't that so weird?
22:43I kept waiting for it to hurt, and it just never did.
22:46And I don't know if that's because I was with Connor,
22:48and I was, like, totally smitten on him,
22:50or maybe I'm just used to it now
22:51because of all the stupid COVID stuff,
22:53but I seriously would have let Connor stab me, like,
22:56a thousand times if he wanted to.
22:59Well said.
23:02Follow me to your no-harm experience.
23:06After that, they took me to this room, right?
23:09Sure.
23:10Totally normal.
23:11Except there was no furniture.
23:16Just floor-to-ceiling cashmere padding.
23:19Oh, my God.
23:20It, like, looked and felt like heaven.
23:22I'm telling you, Bo, this place was fucking legit.
23:25We're gonna be right here, Lucy.
23:27And as if Connor wasn't enough to keep me happy,
23:29in walks another hottie.
23:32And I started sweating.
23:33Because of the guy.
23:34Well, that's what I thought.
23:35Turns out that's just the beginning of the treatment.
23:37Just relax.
23:38We've got you.
23:48They said it took, like, three hours,
23:49but because they spritzed my dose with some kind of, like, benzo,
23:52I was able to just sleep right through it.
24:09So, you have to do this, and then.
24:09You have to do this.
24:10I'm in love.
24:10There's no way you're going.
24:10But it's just what you're doing.
24:12You know, I can't do it.
24:13It's just the idea of your nose.
24:14And that's what you want us to do.
24:15Oh Whoa.
24:16I got that one.
24:21Yes.
24:22It's pretty good.
24:23Can't do that.
24:25You can enjoy the light.
24:43I just went in, took a little nap, I woke up three hours later and I looked
24:51like this. Wow, how does it feel? Incredible, but also like super weird. I don't know, it's
25:03hard to explain. You just have to experience it for yourself. It's like magic. Wait, I gotta
25:11show you these. Oh, wait, look at this one. You look hot. Yeah, I am hot. I know. Yeah,
25:27that's me. That's also me. Oh my god, I'm dead. Looks like you finally got that reboot
25:32you always talked about. I know. And just in time, too. Like, fuck nose jobs and thread
25:37lifts. This is how you start college. Like, I get to go in there, the best version of
25:43me. And I don't know about Northwestern, like maybe I need to go somewhere else. Somewhere
25:50beachier and like sexier, like Miami or even like Hawaii. Yeah, but you want to be a journalist,
25:58that's why you're going there. Things are different now. And I think I want to be a model. Wow.
26:07Wow. Wow. What do you think? Um, I am insanely jealous, obviously. And I'm very excited for
26:17you. It's just, um, when you're off in Paris running around on photo shoots and stuff, just
26:27don't forget about me. What are you talking about? You're literally going to be there with
26:32me. You think I would do this and not think about you? How long have we been best friends?
26:38Forever. Duh.
26:44When I was leaving, Connor stopped me.
26:47You're one of the lucky ones. This experience isn't attainable or affordable for most.
26:52But there is another way for people to at least get a dose.
26:56So if you know of anyone, I can help.
27:09You said you can help people that can't get it the normal way?
27:17What do you think?
27:19Is it legal?
27:22Is it legal?
27:23Okay. Sorry.
27:25So what's your holdup?
27:27Did anyone say anything about side effects?
27:30Um, yeah. They did mention, like, a tidal wave of hot dick.
27:34And you'll probably get asked to prom, like, way more times than you can count.
27:37Be so for real.
27:39Is there anything crazy that could happen?
27:41No.
27:42Like, dying.
27:43No. They did not warn me that I might die.
27:46Okay?
27:47If you want, I can ask when I go get my booster.
27:50And you have to get boosters for life?
27:52Like, what happens if I stop taking one?
27:54What happens if my dad stops taking his Lipidor?
27:56Or his Lexapro?
27:58You want to talk about side effects?
28:00This is what was best for me.
28:01And I think it could be what's best for you, too.
28:07Call him.
28:09Call him.
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