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00:00:23Okay, okay, that's enough of that
00:00:26Hello loyal viewers like me you probably never thought this day would come. I see some old friends
00:00:34I see new friends. I see friends who frankly should put some pants on and venture outside occasionally
00:00:40Seriously get some son
00:00:41But for those who are just joining us
00:00:45Here's a little something to catch you up in the form of my incredibly exciting superhero origin story
00:00:53Metrocity a city full of danger and only Metro man was strong enough to defend it from evil
00:01:01Until I totally kicked his butt
00:01:07That's me Megamind incredibly handsome criminal genius and master of all villainy
00:01:15But without a hero to fight I felt lonely so I created a new superhero to play with named titan
00:01:23Unfortunately, he was a worst villain than I ever was
00:01:30It was then I realized my destiny was not to be a super villain but a super hero
00:01:36I defeated titan and saved the day I
00:01:44Became Megamind defender of metrocity, but little did I know my greatest challenge was yet to come
00:02:02You're in my personal space, bro. Oh well, excuse me for swimming. I don't think that was the sincere apology.
00:02:09It's not both of you clam up
00:02:13We got work to do go fish
00:02:26Yeah
00:02:34Yeah, it is
00:02:38Catch of the Day
00:02:48Oh, this little baby's going to be worth a fortune in the black fish market.
00:03:01You'd think with all the time you guys spend swimming in shuls, you'd be smarter.
00:03:07Megamind? I knew it was only a matter of time before the Go Fish Gang tried to steal the diamond
00:03:12-encrusted poi on loan from the Beijing Water Palace.
00:03:16It's something the old evil me would have done way back in the day.
00:03:19Sir, way back in the day was just two days ago.
00:03:23That's all? Time certainly drags when you're a good guy.
00:03:26Minion, how could you possibly serve a bad guy who's turned hero?
00:03:30Quick correction there. Due to a cease and desist order from popular fast food chain Mr. Minion's Meat-sicles,
00:03:36I can no longer call myself Minion. So, Megamind gave me a new name.
00:03:40Old Chum. It means old friend.
00:03:44Yeah? Well, Chum also means something else. Sharkbait!
00:03:50Wait, Chum means sharkbait?
00:03:53Why, yes. Sharks love bait. It's a term of endearment.
00:03:57Aww.
00:04:00Looks like we're both about to be sharkbait.
00:04:03Not for long.
00:04:08Huh. Apex predators are a whole lot cuter when you can put them in your pocket.
00:04:14They're getting away, sir!
00:04:16BrainBot 227, launch port-a-prison.
00:04:22Hey, what's going on here?
00:04:24That ought to hold you until we can transfer you to your fishbowls.
00:04:28In jail.
00:04:33Whoopsie.
00:04:33Chum, this is beyond embarrassing.
00:04:36Sorry, sir.
00:04:37Hey, Megamind. Your gadgets are like the Titanic. A total disaster.
00:04:42How dare you? The Titanic was a delight for most of the journey.
00:04:46After them!
00:04:55They're in a fish tank!
00:05:06You were great villains, but as heroes, you guys are all wet!
00:05:11Let's finish them off!
00:05:16Chum, cute mate.
00:05:24Huh? Bullseye!
00:05:38Water in the hole!
00:05:51Sir, those bystanders are about to get squished!
00:05:54It does not look good for them.
00:05:55Oh, right! I'm a hero now!
00:05:58May I suggest the portal bazooka?
00:06:00You read my mind, chum.
00:06:08Yay!
00:06:13Ah!
00:06:19Ah!
00:06:23Ah!
00:06:23You're a hard halibut to break.
00:06:26Ugh. Chum, make a note.
00:06:27No more puns there beneath us.
00:06:29Oh, halibut!
00:06:32Like the fish!
00:06:33Brilliant, sir!
00:06:34Just brilliant!
00:06:38And tell all your evil friends, Matrocity has a new Defender, and his name is Megamind!
00:06:48Aren't you forgetting another Defender, sir?
00:06:52Don't think so.
00:06:53You didn't by chance forget about someone who, I don't know, say, gallantly fought by your side?
00:06:58Oh, of course!
00:07:00Of course!
00:07:00How could I possibly have forgotten?
00:07:02Chum, my friend.
00:07:03Yes, sir?
00:07:06Fix BrainBot 227.
00:07:09That short out was a little embarrassing.
00:07:12Remember, I have a superheroic image to maintain.
00:07:19Crime continues to plunge since Megamind saved Metro City from the clutches of evil.
00:07:24But now, villains, many who flew below Metro Man's radar, are coming out of the woodwork.
00:07:29So far, our new blue hero seems up to the task.
00:07:33And while many changes are afoot in Metro City, the one constant is me, Roxanne Ritchie, reporting on the accomplishments
00:07:41of others.
00:07:43Huh.
00:07:44Honestly, how did that sound?
00:07:46Like you just realized you've lost all interest in your job, and you're going through the motions.
00:07:50Other than that, slam dunk!
00:07:52And you are?
00:07:53Keiko Morita, president of Megamind's number one streaming online fan club, Megawatch, covering all things blue and super heroic in
00:08:00Metro City.
00:08:01Um, okay.
00:08:02Have time for a few questions?
00:08:04What is happening right now?
00:08:06Roxanne, Ritchie, you just helped Megamind save the city from Titan.
00:08:10So what's your awesome next step?
00:08:12Next step?
00:08:13And are you recording this?
00:08:15Don't worry, it's great.
00:08:17Obviously, you're too cool to be just on television.
00:08:19You're a shark.
00:08:20You have to keep moving, girl.
00:08:22You gotta have a side hustle.
00:08:23You're not wrong.
00:08:26I don't know.
00:08:27Reporting is important, but Megamind has been a hero for only a few days,
00:08:31and he's already making a big difference in this city.
00:08:34Can't help thinking maybe there's a way I can be doing more, too.
00:08:38Wait, why am I telling you this?
00:08:40How old are you again?
00:08:41You first.
00:08:42TouchΓ©.
00:08:43What you need to do is find the thing you want to do and go for it.
00:08:47Look at me.
00:08:48A few weeks ago, I was a middle schooler sitting in detention.
00:08:51Now, I'm streaming a show with a half million subscribers.
00:08:53Did you say half million?
00:08:56That's like ten times my audience, not counting family and pets.
00:08:59Gotta go.
00:09:00Want to get a better shot of the ceremony before it starts.
00:09:02Good talk, though.
00:09:03Yeah, good talk.
00:09:06Half million.
00:09:08For his ongoing heroic actions as Metro's defender,
00:09:12I award Megamind the key to our fair city.
00:09:16I mean, why not?
00:09:17Right?
00:09:19Thank you, thank you.
00:09:21You're very kind.
00:09:28Chum, be a good assistant and deal with this for me.
00:09:32Whoa!
00:09:35Ahem.
00:09:36Been getting some feedback that some of my speeches have been running a little long.
00:09:41So I cut this one down.
00:09:43To step length.
00:09:46Since the dawn of time, man has been dealing with good versus evil.
00:09:52Hey, chum.
00:09:53How's the new hero gig going?
00:09:56Everything's changed for him.
00:09:58Me, not so much.
00:10:00I know what you mean.
00:10:01I thought I was more to him.
00:10:03I thought I was like his sidekick.
00:10:05But he still just sees me as the minion who fixes his brain bots and washes his socks.
00:10:11You know, someone very recently told me if you know what you want, go for it.
00:10:17So tell Megamind you want a promotion to sidekick.
00:10:20Oh, it's not a minion's place to...
00:10:22But you're not a minion.
00:10:24You're more than that.
00:10:26Maybe you just need to remind him how valuable you really are.
00:10:30Speak from the heart.
00:10:32You're right.
00:10:33I need to speak from the heart.
00:10:35And that's why you're all so lucky to have me as your hero.
00:10:42Megamind out!
00:10:45Excuse me.
00:10:46Megamind?
00:10:47I'm Kiko Morita, president of your fan club.
00:10:50President?
00:10:51Oh, I have nothing but respect for those who assume power.
00:10:55Then you'll love this.
00:10:55I'm also your new social media manager, streaming content creator, and image consultant.
00:11:00Those are a lot of words I don't understand.
00:11:02Whoa, is that the disguise generator?
00:11:04Can I try it?
00:11:05Don't touch that.
00:11:06It's a highly sophisticated electronic device.
00:11:09It's cool.
00:11:09My generation was born tech savvy.
00:11:11Really?
00:11:12Then I suppose this is one of those smarty-pants phones with a calculator built right in.
00:11:16Okay, wow.
00:11:17That proves you really need my help.
00:11:19You were threatening the city a few days ago.
00:11:21Now you're defending it.
00:11:22People want to know who the new heroic Megamind is.
00:11:25I'll help you show them.
00:11:26You have a lot of energy.
00:11:28Did you just consume a pound of sugar?
00:11:30Nope, I'm like this naturally.
00:11:32Must be exhausting.
00:11:34I want to be a crime fighter, just like you.
00:11:36You know, part of the team.
00:11:38Oh, here's the thing.
00:11:40I don't do teams.
00:11:42I'm more of a solo act.
00:11:44But you're adorable, in a pushy sort of way.
00:11:47So, here's a souvenir.
00:11:48It's either a paperweight or a flash grenade.
00:11:51I can't remember which.
00:11:52So, careful with that.
00:11:55They'll come around.
00:11:57Here he comes.
00:11:58You ready?
00:11:59Oh, absolutely.
00:12:00Have the brain bots program an algorithm for a surefire negotiation speech.
00:12:05Not what I meant by speaking from the heart.
00:12:08Ah, there you are, chum.
00:12:10Let's head back to the lair.
00:12:11Those socks aren't going to wash themselves.
00:12:15Ahem, ahem, ahem, ahem, ahem.
00:12:17Good afternoon.
00:12:19Do you aspire for success?
00:12:21I bet you do.
00:12:23Well, insert boss's name here.
00:12:25While I humbly appreciate the opportunities you've given me since we've altered the mission
00:12:30statement of our organization,
00:12:31I'm confident I could achieve more.
00:12:34I believe I have made significant contributions to the new paradigm
00:12:38and wish for positional advancement befitting my more than adequate executions of said opportunities.
00:12:51Chum, you're talking gibberish.
00:12:52Might be time to change your bowl water again.
00:12:55What I'm trying to ask, uh...
00:12:58Chum wants a promotion.
00:13:00He wants to be your sidekick.
00:13:02Sidekick?
00:13:03That's a big change.
00:13:05I don't think you've thought through this, old friend.
00:13:08We've got a dynamic here.
00:13:10I'm the hero.
00:13:11You're the guy who gets to hang out with the hero.
00:13:13Now, with that firmly reestablished, let's go get some churros.
00:13:19Ahem.
00:13:20Sir, if you don't recognize my contributions,
00:13:23maybe it's time for me to explore other opportunities.
00:13:27Hmm.
00:13:28Okay.
00:13:29Well, if you feel that strongly about it...
00:13:32Oh.
00:13:33Okay, then.
00:13:34Uh, if you feel that strongly about me feeling strongly about it...
00:13:39I feel strongly about you feeling strongly that I feel strongly about you feeling strongly.
00:13:44Okay, we get it.
00:13:45Everyone's feeling strongly.
00:13:47No, Roxanne.
00:13:48Who am I to clip Chum's wings?
00:13:50I say fly, you magnificent dove.
00:13:54Huh.
00:13:55Yes, I will fly.
00:13:57I thank you for all the good times we had.
00:14:01We part now on friendly terms.
00:14:13I'll be a monkey's uncle.
00:14:15He's really walking away this time.
00:14:17I don't believe you.
00:14:18It's just a figure of speech.
00:14:20I'm not really a monkey's uncle.
00:14:22I mean, I can't believe you just let him quit.
00:14:25Relax.
00:14:26It's a negotiation tactic.
00:14:28Like the time he went on a hunger strike because he wanted a pet parakeet.
00:14:32What did you do then?
00:14:33I waited him out until he finally gave in.
00:14:36Parakeets are poop machines.
00:14:38Oh, everything is changing so fast.
00:14:41Sometimes I miss the simplicity of the bad old days.
00:14:55I hereby call this meeting of the Doom Syndicate to order.
00:14:58First order of business.
00:15:00Evil villain roll call.
00:15:02Lady Doppler.
00:15:03Evil witch of weather.
00:15:04Present.
00:15:05Peer pressure.
00:15:06Master of hypnotism and all-around super bad guy is also present, no?
00:15:13Behemoth.
00:15:14Burning hunk of burning rock.
00:15:16Also bring present.
00:15:19My lover friend, present means one is here.
00:15:23Huh?
00:15:23Oh, that's okay, Behemoth.
00:15:25It's the thought that counts, hmm?
00:15:28Okay.
00:15:29I think that's just about everyone.
00:15:32Aren't you forgetting someone?
00:15:34The master of nightmares.
00:15:36The Duke of darkness.
00:15:38The broken nightlight in your cold bedroom.
00:15:41Sit and tremble as you gaze upon the frightening side of...
00:15:45Lord 99!
00:15:49That is like the least frightening villain name ever!
00:15:54Why did you change it from Fright Night?
00:15:56That was so much better.
00:15:57What are you talking about?
00:15:59It's nighty night.
00:16:00It's like a night that's even darker than a usual night.
00:16:03Plus, I'm an actual night, which is also super dark.
00:16:07But is it dark?
00:16:11On to serious business.
00:16:12It seems our former leader, Megamind, just got himself a new gig.
00:16:17Breaking news.
00:16:18Megamind gets the key to the city as Metro City's newest hero.
00:16:22No way!
00:16:24As leader, I've decided it's time to pay Megamind a visit.
00:16:28Say what?
00:16:30Behemoth leader!
00:16:32You are not the leader.
00:16:33It is moi!
00:16:34No, Megamind gave me his darkest blessing.
00:16:38Raise your hand if you also think Megamind left you in charge.
00:16:42I do!
00:16:43Ugh, seriously?
00:16:45How many leaders think we should pay Megamind a visit?
00:16:49I do!
00:16:50Fine, it's settled then.
00:16:52I agree, but there is just one little thing to take care of first.
00:16:58Hey, do me glooms!
00:16:59No scheme in during lunch.
00:17:01This was a nice place to lay low for a while, but we've got some business to take care of.
00:17:06Hello, darkness, my old friend.
00:17:16I can't move!
00:17:20I think you'll have problems hitting the alarm if you are trapped in an invisible box.
00:17:26Help!
00:17:27I'm trapped in an invisible box!
00:17:34Behemoth, go gravel.
00:17:45Oh, please, don't hurt me!
00:17:53We'll show ourselves out.
00:18:01Megamind, here we come.
00:18:05Ever feel like you're driving to the same job, drinking the same coffee, wearing the same outfit almost every day?
00:18:13Uh, yeah.
00:18:14Have you been wondering if there's more you could be doing to spice up your life?
00:18:18Yeah.
00:18:19We have the answer.
00:18:21Have a Mr. Minions Meatsicle.
00:18:24Protein on the go!
00:18:25Okay, that really under-delivered.
00:18:27Roxanne, I'm in great danger!
00:18:33How are you doing this?
00:18:36Through the bobblehead of myself I gave to you as a present.
00:18:38It's a tracking device so I can look out for you.
00:18:41I'm flattered by this invasion of my privacy.
00:18:44Come to the lair immediately.
00:18:46My very life may depend on it!
00:18:48Hang on!
00:18:49I'll be right there.
00:19:01Megamind?
00:19:02I'm in the kitchen!
00:19:03Hurry!
00:19:06How dare you defy me, you!
00:19:08What is happening?
00:19:10I'll tell you what's happening!
00:19:12This disrespectful toaster pastry refuses to toast!
00:19:16I thought this was a matter of life and death!
00:19:19Newsflash, I need food or I'll starve!
00:19:22Besides, I couldn't reach the pancakes!
00:19:25Newsflash, toasters need to be plugged in or they won't work!
00:19:30Show me what you did, sorceress!
00:19:34Maybe you should call chum?
00:19:36I'm fully capable of taking care of myself!
00:19:39One question, how does one go about taking care of oneself?
00:19:43The intruder alert!
00:19:45Thank goodness!
00:19:46Isn't that bad?
00:19:47It's chum.
00:19:49He's always setting that off.
00:19:50Looks like someone couldn't bear to be without me.
00:19:55Well, well, look who finally decided to cross...
00:20:00Come on, Megamind!
00:20:02Is that any way to welcome your old crew?
00:20:04I mean, what an unpleasant surprise!
00:20:08My old evil supervillain team!
00:20:11You must be so stoked to see us!
00:20:14Stokes doesn't begin to describe it, Fright Knight!
00:20:18Get this, he now wants to be called...
00:20:20Nighty-Night!
00:20:22It's scarier!
00:20:23Oh, yes, I'm terrified!
00:20:26See?
00:20:27Megamind gets my darkness.
00:20:29That's why he left me in charge.
00:20:31But that's not why we're here.
00:20:34We heard all about your new job.
00:20:37You did?
00:20:38Yeah!
00:20:39You think we were gonna let that go without paying you a visit?
00:20:43Let him have it, Bohemians!
00:20:49Guys, can't we just talk to...
00:20:54Congratulations!
00:20:56What?
00:20:57For he's a horrible evil fellow!
00:21:00Which nobody can deny!
00:21:02Because he's now their evil overlord and they're likely to receive an unusually cruel punishment!
00:21:06Oh, yeah!
00:21:08Woo-hoo!
00:21:09Imagine!
00:21:10The entire city thinks you are a hero!
00:21:13When you said lay low in prison and wait for your signal...
00:21:16We had no idea it was gonna be this!
00:21:19Not even I could conjure such an illusion!
00:21:23It's dark.
00:21:24It's messed up.
00:21:26And I love it!
00:21:28Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:21:29Huh?
00:21:29Oh!
00:21:30Oh, yeah.
00:21:31That's the stuff.
00:21:33You think I'm pretending to be a hero?
00:21:36Huh?
00:21:37Oh!
00:21:38And you'd be right, of course!
00:21:41That was absolutely my intention!
00:21:44There's no way Megamind could be real, hero.
00:21:48That would be great betrayal and cause much anger in Behemoth!
00:21:54But you're not, so Behemoth's happy!
00:21:57Oh!
00:21:58Where is Monsieur Mignon, the robot poisson that would keep your place on Spam and Speky?
00:22:02Oh, chum!
00:22:04He's not here because...
00:22:07Uh, corporate shake-up!
00:22:09Lots of internal changes.
00:22:11Oh!
00:22:13You know you're not supposed to dry your metal spiked capes in the microwave and...
00:22:18The Doom Syndicate!
00:22:19What's Roxanne Ritchie doing here?
00:22:22I assure you there's a completely evil explanation for this.
00:22:27We're waiting.
00:22:29Yeah, so am I.
00:22:32Roxanne is here, at this moment, right now, before us, because she's agreed...
00:22:38Yeah?
00:22:40...to be my evil bride.
00:22:42What?
00:22:43They still think I'm evil and only pretending to be a hero.
00:22:46Play along!
00:22:47Is this true?
00:22:49More like, too good to be true!
00:22:52I can't believe you're with her!
00:22:55She got me fired from my weather reporting job!
00:22:57You got yourself fired because you never got a forecast right!
00:23:02Not to mention turning evil and throwing lightning at everybody, Gale!
00:23:06It's Lady Doppler now!
00:23:08And you two together!
00:23:10I don't buy it!
00:23:12Behemoth disagree.
00:23:13Behemoth always sees certain romantic tension between blue man and pretty lady.
00:23:20Really?
00:23:22Opposites attract, no?
00:23:23Like crepes and marmalade.
00:23:26Can you guys excuse us?
00:23:28Need a quick word in the kitchen with my not-so-better half?
00:23:33Ow!
00:23:34I'll have you know those have a warm fruit-filled center that could have left me horribly disfigured!
00:23:38Why didn't you tell them the truth?
00:23:41Tell them I'm really a hero?
00:23:42Are you crazy?
00:23:43There's four of them and only one of me!
00:23:46They'll pound me into a blue pulp, Roxanne!
00:23:49They're going to find out eventually!
00:23:51Oh, and since when were you ever part of the Doom Syndicate?
00:23:56Uh...
00:23:58Uh...
00:23:59Oh, founding member, actually.
00:24:01I was cutting my evil teeth shortly after graduating from Villenshul.
00:24:06You went to a Villenshul.
00:24:08I mean, school.
00:24:09Really more of a mentorship program.
00:24:11Unfortunately, my evil professor and I had a falling out.
00:24:15We kind of went to pieces.
00:24:16Literally.
00:24:17Always learning new things about you.
00:24:19So I recruited the very best of the worst.
00:24:28With me as their handsome leader, the Doom Syndicate was the premier villain team.
00:24:34Man, those were good times.
00:24:37I mean, they were bad times that were good when I was bad.
00:24:42But eventually I realized I didn't like sharing the spotlight.
00:24:46So you ditched them?
00:24:48I told them I was working on an evil project.
00:24:51And that I'd signal them when I took over my atrocity.
00:24:54Which they think I have.
00:24:56Until I can figure out a way to stop them, we must keep up evil appearances.
00:25:01No. No. No way.
00:25:04Come on, Roxanne. Please.
00:25:06No!
00:25:08Please!
00:25:10And we're back!
00:25:12So, you guys have any schemes?
00:25:15I mean, plans while you're in town?
00:25:18No.
00:25:19But this guy does.
00:25:23I'm not following.
00:25:25We're here for phase two, silly.
00:25:27Phase two?
00:25:29What's a phase two?
00:25:31Guess your boyfriend doesn't tell you everything.
00:25:34Megamind said when he took over Metro City, we'd all have a place in the next phase of his evil
00:25:39master plan.
00:25:40Phase two is such a genius plan. I cannot wait to get started.
00:25:47Yeah, that's actually one of the reasons why I agreed to evil marry him.
00:25:51I love a good phase two.
00:25:53But remind me again of what this one is and what havoc it might wreak.
00:25:57Would you give us a moment?
00:26:00Relax, I never even bothered to finish phase two.
00:26:03Let's roll!
00:26:06What's the bad rush, guys? You just got here. Let's have some fun before jumping into evil business.
00:26:12Sherrods, anyone?
00:26:13I say we break in Megamind City with a good old-fashioned crime spree.
00:26:18Yeah!
00:26:19I don't know, guys. Aren't we all a little above crime spreeing at this point?
00:26:24No!
00:26:25Look out, Metro City. Here comes the darkness.
00:26:28Let's do this!
00:26:29Away we go!
00:26:30What a fun and totally preventable situation you've created.
00:26:35Please tell me you have a plan.
00:26:37Oh, you better warn the mayor.
00:26:39Meanwhile, I'll try to keep the Doom Syndicate from destroying the entire city
00:26:42while thinking of a plan to keep them from doing my other plan.
00:26:45Make sense?
00:26:46Yes, but only in the you're-the-one-saying-it sort of way.
00:26:51You should know I'm a people-non-person.
00:26:54I'm a self-starter, but also enjoy the collaborative process.
00:26:57I'm proficient in robotics, neuroscience, chemical engineering, death ray construction,
00:27:01bioengineering, and event planning.
00:27:03So, anything in those areas.
00:27:07I'm looking for a toilet scrubber.
00:27:09That's perfect!
00:27:11Another item off my bucket list.
00:27:12I won't let you down, new sir.
00:27:36Today's forecast, critical flurries and a hundred percent chance of doom.
00:27:46That's a thunderstorm, not a snowstorm.
00:27:49Whatever, Mr. Nappy-Nap.
00:27:52Behemoth hungry!
00:27:58It is just an advertisement, you silly rock monster.
00:28:05Let man trick behemoth!
00:28:14Freeze! Police!
00:28:20You're all under arrest!
00:28:22Now, officers, wouldn't you rather just arrest yourselves?
00:28:28I have the right to remain silent.
00:28:32Anything I say can and will be used against me in the court of law.
00:28:37I have the right to talk to a lawyer.
00:28:40Sorry about all this, officers.
00:28:41We'll have a good chuckle when you snap out of it in a few hours.
00:28:45The darkness!
00:28:46The bedlim!
00:28:50The chaos!
00:28:52I feed on it!
00:28:56Huh?
00:29:05I will call you, Mr. Cuddly Snuggles.
00:29:10No one must know of our friendship.
00:29:14Darkness!
00:29:18Brainbots!
00:29:18Code!
00:29:19Fix all the things the bad guys broke,
00:29:21so I'm not legally or financially responsible.
00:29:34That handles that!
00:29:36For an ongoing heroic action
00:29:38as Metro's Defender,
00:29:40I'm warned,
00:29:40make it find the key to our fair city.
00:29:45If only your adoring public
00:29:47knew what we had in store for everyone!
00:29:51Yeah!
00:29:52Poor them!
00:29:56Whoa!
00:29:58Those guys are no joke!
00:30:08Whoa!
00:30:10Close one!
00:30:11You again?
00:30:12Megamind just saved yours truly
00:30:14from becoming a human vegan pancake!
00:30:16For more awesome saves,
00:30:17click like and subscribe!
00:30:19Oh, my followers are gonna love that!
00:30:22And you're much faster than you look!
00:30:23Maybe it's the boots.
00:30:29You're gonna stop those guys, right?
00:30:31Eventually.
00:30:32But right now, I'm deep undercover.
00:30:34They still think I'm a villain!
00:30:35Cool!
00:30:36So you need my help!
00:30:37I'll take the volcano guy!
00:30:38No, here's what you need to do.
00:30:40Use your super tween speed
00:30:41to run on home and watch cartoons.
00:30:43I'm more useful than you think, you know!
00:30:49Look at that.
00:30:51A bank just waiting to be robbed.
00:30:53Let's see some of that old Megamind magic!
00:30:55Uh, no thanks.
00:30:57I'm good.
00:30:58Huh?
00:30:59I mean, I'm not good.
00:31:01It's just important to keep up good appearances.
00:31:05Remember, they still think I'm a hero.
00:31:07What is the point, huh?
00:31:09Phase 2 is just around the corner.
00:31:11Robbing banks was like a ray of dark
00:31:13in your already pitch black soul.
00:31:15Oh, come on!
00:31:17Please!
00:31:18Fine, I'll do it.
00:31:21Even though this sort of bad is beneath me now.
00:31:30Oh, it's Megamind!
00:31:32We're all Metro City!
00:31:35Oh, no.
00:31:36Please!
00:31:36Your applause really isn't necessary.
00:31:39I can't wait to see their faces
00:31:42when they realize evil Megamind is back.
00:31:45Their sorrow will be delicious.
00:31:48Their sorrow will be delicious.
00:31:51That's what you sound like.
00:31:53A few days ago, if you'd have come here,
00:31:55I'd be hiding under my desk.
00:31:57Such a relief to know you're on the good side now.
00:32:04But no need to make a fuss.
00:32:06Because, in fact, why don't you all go back
00:32:08to treating me like you did in the bad old days?
00:32:11But that's when you were evil.
00:32:13You kept robbing us.
00:32:15That's not why you're here, is it?
00:32:17I'm sorry.
00:32:18I have to do this.
00:32:20But why?
00:32:22Because it's...
00:32:24It's...
00:32:24It's a...
00:32:25It's a safety drill.
00:32:26Huh?
00:32:27For Megawatch, half a million viewers.
00:32:29We're making this for the kids at home
00:32:31so they know what to do
00:32:32in case a real villain comes into the bank.
00:32:34Right, Megamind?
00:32:37Yes?
00:32:38I mean, yes.
00:32:40So, let's just pretend it's like the old days.
00:32:43It'll be fun.
00:32:44Everyone, let's get those hands in the air.
00:32:47Come on, get them up!
00:32:48Oh, goodness me.
00:32:49It's fine.
00:32:51Oh, I get it.
00:32:53Did I just save your butt?
00:32:54Feels like I just saved your butt.
00:32:56Huh?
00:32:56Just need a quick pic of the exact moment
00:32:58you realized you need me.
00:33:02I guess he is still a master villain.
00:33:05Not only is he robbing the place,
00:33:07he's stopping for selfies.
00:33:09He hasn't lost a dark and twisted step.
00:33:12I still think something's off about him.
00:33:14You are just jealous.
00:33:17The man is a genius.
00:33:18After all, he left me in charge.
00:33:21What are you talking about?
00:33:22He put me in charge.
00:33:24He told Behemoth leaders should go by height and girth.
00:33:28Stay back!
00:33:30Stay back, I say!
00:33:32It certainly was good to work those old bank-robbing muscles again.
00:33:37Okay, we need you to settle something.
00:33:39Who did you leave in charge of the Doom Syndicate?
00:33:41Uh, isn't it obvious?
00:33:43I chose the evilest and most qualified candidate.
00:33:47Thank you!
00:33:48Wait, what?
00:33:51I'm getting calls from all over.
00:33:53People are seeing Megaminds running amok
00:33:55with a group of villains out there.
00:33:57He's buying us time until he can figure out a way to stop them.
00:34:00Mr. Mayor, we have to trust him.
00:34:02We're still cleaning up after the last time Megamind saved the city.
00:34:07I don't know what to do!
00:34:09Nobody told me mayoring would be so hard.
00:34:12And I can't open my tummy medicine!
00:34:18Thank you, Christina.
00:34:20Far be it from me to presume to tell you what to do, Mr. Mayor.
00:34:24No, no, no, please, presume a way.
00:34:26I-I got nothing!
00:34:27Well, first, you need to notify law enforcement to pull back
00:34:31until Megamind can figure out what to do.
00:34:33Then, get a hold of emergency services
00:34:34and have them stand by just in case things go wrong.
00:34:37Right, got it.
00:34:40What did you say after first?
00:34:45Oh, you wouldn't believe the day I had.
00:34:49They wouldn't understand the new me.
00:34:52Not like you did, Chung.
00:34:55But, I guess that's all in the past.
00:34:58I'm defender of metrocity now.
00:35:01And I need to learn to handle these things on my own.
00:35:05But how do I take down four villains at once?
00:35:09Maybe I just need to sleep on this.
00:35:18What is that infernal racket?
00:35:35What in the name of King Tut's cat collection is going on here?
00:35:39Since we're launching phase two tomorrow,
00:35:42we decided to throw a Metro City's going away party.
00:35:45I didn't agree to that timeline.
00:35:48And where did all these people come from?
00:35:50Don't worry.
00:35:51They're all dark and dangerous criminals.
00:35:56Oh no?
00:35:58I bought some time with the mayor.
00:35:59What's all that ruckus?
00:36:01I'm the victim of an impromptu raider.
00:36:04Just a second, Roxanne.
00:36:06Sir, I'll have you know that is my special chair.
00:36:09Off now.
00:36:10Why aren't you using a coaster?
00:36:12I want everybody out of here.
00:36:14Ah, don't be the pooper of party.
00:36:17Besides, we texted some old friends who just broke out of prison.
00:36:20They should be here any minute.
00:36:22Old friends?
00:36:25Oh no.
00:36:26The Go Fish King just walked in.
00:36:29If they tell the Syndicate I'm really a hero
00:36:30and not a villain pretending to be a hero,
00:36:32this could get ugly quick.
00:36:35There he is.
00:36:37Gotta go.
00:36:38Attention, everyone.
00:36:39I said attention!
00:36:43There's something you all should know about your host.
00:36:47Dreambot, lay down a sick beat.
00:36:50Megamind?
00:36:52Hey!
00:36:53What the?
00:36:54Wish I didn't have to resort to this.
00:37:04You all should know Megamind has had no portal dance training.
00:37:11DJ, put another stanky groove in my pocket.
00:37:19I'll take Megamind to you two and get to that microphone and warn everybody.
00:37:24Hey, look here!
00:37:25Get out of my way!
00:37:33Hey!
00:37:35We gotta dance off over here!
00:37:59We gotta dance off over here!
00:38:11Get back here!
00:38:15Ready, go!
00:38:20What the?
00:38:32How many keeps can one guy have?
00:38:38Four thousand nine hundred eighty-seven, but who's counting?
00:38:43One down, two to go.
00:38:52Go!
00:39:02Oh no!
00:39:06Don't mind me!
00:39:08Just chopped a little plutonium!
00:39:11Last you knew the laws of motion.
00:39:18You have dislodged my beverage.
00:39:21Oh, I'm sorry, Pierre, but that ice cube's gone bad.
00:39:37Order up.
00:39:40Oh, that was a battle.
00:39:43But I was once again victorious, new sir.
00:39:46By the way, do you have a few seconds to discuss some life-altering changes?
00:39:51Okay, I'll take your simmering silence as a yes.
00:39:55Firstly, my keen eye for detail has noticed that we only get two customers every day.
00:39:59Eccentric Eddie and his pet cockroach, Thaddeus.
00:40:03But what if we had more customers?
00:40:06Now I know what you're going to say.
00:40:08Chum, how can I increase my cash flow in this treacherous economy?
00:40:12Well, while I was in my office just now, I came up with a few ideas.
00:40:17First, I'd recommend giving the place a good scrubbing.
00:40:20Latest market research shows people generally don't like sticking to chairs.
00:40:24Second, let's face it, the kitchen staff is horrendous, new sir.
00:40:28I am the kitchen staff.
00:40:31Oh.
00:40:32Ha ha ha ha.
00:40:33Which is a complete and utter waste.
00:40:35With your radiant personality, you should be out here with the customers.
00:40:39And the fully automated cooking system I've designed will allow you to fill this place with your unique brand of
00:40:45customer service sunshine.
00:40:47And finally, I propose a menu change.
00:40:52We need to specialize.
00:40:54And what's the one food everybody loves?
00:40:57Donuts!
00:41:00Say the word and I'll get started.
00:41:03You won't regret this, new sir.
00:41:14Megamind?
00:41:17What's going on?
00:41:18This place is a wreck.
00:41:20Was there some kind of battle?
00:41:22Just a dance, Juan!
00:41:24Can you turn off the music, please?
00:41:27What music?
00:41:29Oh, that can't be good.
00:41:31Did you make muffins?
00:41:33Yeah, I'm trying new things.
00:41:38Why are you mad at my taste buds?
00:41:41I said I was trying new things.
00:41:44Ugh, maybe I should use these on the Doom Syndicate.
00:41:46Still don't have a plan, huh?
00:41:48Have you tried just telling them to leave?
00:41:50If I tell them to leave, they'll ask why.
00:41:52And if I tell them why, they'll get mad.
00:41:54And when villains get mad, they break things.
00:41:56And the first thing they'll break is me.
00:41:58And me is one of my favorite things in the whole wide world.
00:42:01Well, we have to think of something before they do whatever this Phase 2 thing is.
00:42:06The problem is they're always together.
00:42:08I have to find a way to take them all out at once.
00:42:13Last night, rawr!
00:42:14Roxanne's back.
00:42:16Yippee!
00:42:16All right, muffins!
00:42:20Well, now that we've celebrated...
00:42:22Oh, that's nasty.
00:42:24Now that we've celebrated Megamind's triumph, surely it's time for Phase 2.
00:42:29Again, my evil hubby has so many amazing phases, I get confused.
00:42:35What exactly is Phase 2?
00:42:37Okay, Phase 2 is an ingenious plan I had.
00:42:42To launch Metrocity to the moon.
00:42:44You're joking, right?
00:42:46How would that even work?
00:42:47Simple evil genius physics, really.
00:42:53An energy force field would entrap air and protect the populace from G-forces
00:42:58as rockets built beneath the city would carry it up to and safely land on the moon.
00:43:04Let it go!
00:43:07Phase 2, Phase 2, Phase 2, Phase 2!
00:43:12Yes!
00:43:14There we would establish an entire planet devoted to evil kind.
00:43:19Yeah.
00:43:19Imagine all of us living together, always for eternity, forever, until the last star falls
00:43:27from the heavens, and beyond that, together.
00:43:30All of us, just me and my evil friends.
00:43:35Living in infinite darkness.
00:43:38Why do you have a teddy bear?
00:43:41Give me back, Mr. Cuddly Snuggles!
00:43:44There, there.
00:43:45It's gonna be okay.
00:43:47See?
00:43:48This is why no one thinks you are scary!
00:43:50Teddy bears aren't scary?
00:43:52Yeah!
00:43:53They only eat hikers, idiot!
00:43:56Ahem!
00:43:57Getting back to this plan of yours, just curious, because I am super into it.
00:44:02How would that even work?
00:44:04Just building the giant rockets under the city would take years.
00:44:11Actually, it took six months.
00:44:12Construction moves pretty fast when you don't have to worry about silly permits and union
00:44:16lunch breaks.
00:44:17One of the advantages of being evil, I guess.
00:44:20Excuse us, guys.
00:44:22I thought you said you never finished phase two.
00:44:25Still needs a couple of coats of paint.
00:44:27Also, never totally satisfied with the decor.
00:44:30Let's get in there and launch those suckers.
00:44:32Yeah!
00:44:35Uh, yeah.
00:44:37That'd be in the launch room.
00:44:39Password error.
00:44:40Access denied.
00:44:42Oh, no.
00:44:43I've forgotten the password.
00:44:45Okay, Plantsfoil, time to go.
00:44:47Hold it.
00:44:48You forgot the password?
00:44:50Thought it was my birthday.
00:44:51Guess not.
00:44:52That's so like me.
00:44:53Can we go now?
00:44:55Actually, it's not like you.
00:44:57See?
00:44:57This is what I'm talking about.
00:44:59He's been acting out of character since we got here.
00:45:06How dare you imply I have character?
00:45:09And who said you could use my favorite mug?
00:45:13Don't forget.
00:45:14We've been waiting a long time for your plan here to come to fruition.
00:45:17I don't think you want to disappoint your old friends.
00:45:20Yes, ominous warning noted.
00:45:23How's this for ominous?
00:45:24Either we launch by the end of the day or we level the city.
00:45:29Got it?
00:45:31Did you really forget the password?
00:45:34Of course not.
00:45:35The password is THX8675309.
00:45:38It'd take an idiot to forget that.
00:45:40We can't let them launch the city and we can't let them destroy it.
00:45:43You have to do something.
00:45:45Yes, I've been racking my brilliant mind to come up with a plan.
00:45:48Titan was just one villain.
00:45:50This is a whole syndicate of them.
00:45:52I can't beat them alone, Roxanne.
00:45:54You don't have to.
00:45:55You have me and you have Chum.
00:45:57You just need to be willing to ask for his help.
00:46:00I should have never let him go.
00:46:02He's been by my side through bad and good.
00:46:04Never once asking me for anything.
00:46:06Except for the parakeet.
00:46:08But again, they're poop machines, Roxanne.
00:46:11Stay on topic.
00:46:13You're right.
00:46:14I need to let Chum know I appreciate him.
00:46:17Not just as a colleague, but as a friend.
00:46:25Chum's working here now?
00:46:27They called me for a reference.
00:46:29It used to be a diner, but I don't remember it being so popular.
00:46:33Just with the health department.
00:46:34And cockroaches.
00:46:35Oh, vile creatures.
00:46:37I despise them more than button-down collars.
00:46:40Okay.
00:46:41Guess I know what not to get you for your birthday.
00:46:44Uh, excuse us.
00:46:46I'll try my best.
00:46:48Name, please?
00:46:50Uh, Megamind.
00:46:51Defender of Matrocity.
00:46:52I'm kind of a big deal.
00:46:54Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Deal.
00:46:57Your name's not on the reservation list.
00:46:59Reservations?
00:47:00For donuts?
00:47:01We're not here to eat.
00:47:02There's an emergency.
00:47:04Let me guess.
00:47:05A fashion one?
00:47:06Excuse me?
00:47:08Ma'am, you give me no choice but to assert my dominance upon you.
00:47:17Roxanne, it's no use.
00:47:18Clearly this hostess is trained in Krav Magu.
00:47:21You guys having a little trouble?
00:47:23How are you always around?
00:47:25Us girls gotta have our secrets, am I right?
00:47:28Seriously.
00:47:28Don't know how you guys survived this long without me.
00:47:31Think you can do better?
00:47:34Keiko Morita.
00:47:35Mega Watch.
00:47:35You could let my friend in, or I could post a scathing review to my many followers mentioning
00:47:40the restaurant's cockroach infestation.
00:47:42Nice try.
00:47:43But we don't have a cockroach infestation.
00:47:47Eww, she's touching it.
00:47:49Keiko's hand modeling career is over before it even started.
00:47:52He's harmless.
00:47:54Just needed the distraction.
00:47:55Thanks, Accenture Kitty.
00:47:56I owe you one.
00:47:57Don't mention it, kid.
00:48:00I remember when this place used to be cool.
00:48:03I don't approve of your methods, but you're starting to grow on me.
00:48:07Like a pleasant fungus.
00:48:11Wow.
00:48:12They really cleaned this place off.
00:48:16Then he said, crime, it's a hard halibut to break.
00:48:23Previous, sir.
00:48:29What are you doing here?
00:48:31Oh, chum, what are the odds?
00:48:33Us running into each other at my favorite eatery that I've just walked into for the first time.
00:48:41But I'm not really here for donuts.
00:48:44Oh, but do try one, sir.
00:48:48Chum, I came here to...
00:48:49Oh, my stars.
00:48:50It's like a jamboree in my mouth.
00:48:54But I came here to tell you something that's not easy for me to say.
00:48:59I want you to know I've always really appreciated...
00:49:03Chum, good buddy!
00:49:04Oh, uh, new, sir.
00:49:06This is my old boss.
00:49:07Previous, sir.
00:49:08Pleasure to meet you.
00:49:10I go by Mr. Donut now.
00:49:12It was chum's idea, and he's told me some pretty great things about you.
00:49:17Guilty as charged, though a few were just indictments.
00:49:21Oh, wow.
00:49:22It looks like he's getting along rather well without me.
00:49:25Chum is a dream come true.
00:49:28Business is booming.
00:49:30Check this out.
00:49:30Not only has he fully automated the kitchen...
00:49:37But he also came up with the recipe for my secret glaze.
00:49:41Oh, no.
00:49:44Mmm.
00:49:44Mmm.
00:49:44Listen to me, kid.
00:49:45I know I was a bit of a grouch when you started.
00:49:47You?
00:49:48No, sir.
00:49:49No.
00:49:50No, no, no.
00:49:50It's true.
00:49:51But I want you to know, I appreciate everything you've done for me as a colleague.
00:49:55But more importantly, as a friend.
00:50:01Oh, huh.
00:50:02So, I got you something.
00:50:04Your filthy unwashed apron?
00:50:07But you cherish this.
00:50:09And now, it's your filthy unwashed apron.
00:50:13Wow.
00:50:20You were about to tell me something previous, sir?
00:50:23Yes.
00:50:24I wanted you to know...
00:50:27that I'm too late.
00:50:29It's clear this is where you belong now.
00:50:32Just know, letting you go is the biggest regret of my soon-to-be-short life.
00:50:38Previous, sir, are you in some kind of trouble?
00:50:41It's not your concern anymore.
00:50:43Besides, it's nothing I can't not handle on my own.
00:50:48Goodbye, old friend.
00:50:51Just do me one favor.
00:50:54Be happy.
00:51:05Where's Chum?
00:51:07He's where he truly belongs now.
00:51:11I can't put this off any longer.
00:51:14I have to stop the Doom Syndicate myself.
00:51:16Even if it most certainly leads to my demise.
00:51:20Car!
00:51:21What are you gonna do?
00:51:23Hopefully, come up with a really good idea.
00:51:27That's all I got.
00:51:28Listen, you don't have to do this alone.
00:51:31I'm the defender of matrocity, Roxanne.
00:51:33If I don't look out for this place, who will?
00:51:38But who's gonna look out for him?
00:51:43Welcome to season 27 of Crab Cake Wars.
00:51:48Crustacean devastation.
00:51:51Six culinary...
00:51:52Hello.
00:51:53And where have you been?
00:51:55Oh, just reminiscing about days gone by.
00:51:59Fragmented memories of the way we were.
00:52:02What's he talking about?
00:52:04Behemoth get the picture.
00:52:07Picture?
00:52:08That's the really good idea I was looking for, Behemoth.
00:52:12Since this is our last night on Earth, we should really get a picture of all of us, BrainBot227.
00:52:19Everybody squeeze in tight.
00:52:21Come on, don't be shy.
00:52:22I really want to capture this moment.
00:52:25Don't you want to be in it?
00:52:27Maybe the next one.
00:52:28Come on, let's get some grimaces on those faces.
00:52:33On a count of three, everyone say port-a-prison.
00:52:36Three, two, one.
00:52:39Port-a-prison.
00:52:41And boom goes your days of freedom.
00:52:44Oh yeah, uh-huh.
00:52:46Ooh, yeah.
00:52:48What's going on?
00:52:49I'll tell you what's going on, you guys.
00:52:52Prison uniform.
00:52:54If this is a joke, it's not funny.
00:52:56Not for you, but I'll be laughing your whole way back to prison.
00:53:01Our patience is wearing thin.
00:53:03You know what's going to make you thin?
00:53:05Prison food.
00:53:07I could do these all day, so let's just cut to the chase.
00:53:10I'm really a good guy.
00:53:12A champion of justice.
00:53:14A hero.
00:53:15Ooh, no.
00:53:16You watch your language in front of Behemoth.
00:53:19I have been noticing Megamind acting strange lately.
00:53:22And not in a good dark way.
00:53:24Whip!
00:53:25Idiot!
00:53:26I've been saying that the entire time!
00:53:29If Megamind really, hero, why he not be honest and tell old evil friends?
00:53:35Because you'd all destroy me.
00:53:37That's why you're locked safely in a...
00:53:42Malfunctioning port of prison.
00:53:47Man, I really got you guys.
00:53:51It's a prank, bros.
00:53:52Now who's hungry?
00:53:54Oh, if it was a prank, then why are you sweating?
00:53:57Sweating?
00:53:58Who's sweating?
00:54:01Blast you, sweat bead.
00:54:02Don't do this to me.
00:54:03Go back from whence you came.
00:54:09Attention, everyone!
00:54:11Megamind really is a hero!
00:54:13He's not pretending!
00:54:16But how did we get here?
00:54:17Nice of you to pop in.
00:54:18Megamind's ours, but feel free to enjoy the show.
00:54:21Get him!
00:54:28Everything hurts.
00:54:33Time to say 99.
00:54:36See, guys?
00:54:37In the proper context, that name is frightening.
00:54:44And where do you think you're going?
00:54:58Oh, special chair.
00:55:00Deject!
00:55:09Stop!
00:55:11Don't you think you can just run away from your problems?
00:55:19No more Megamind!
00:55:25With its hero dead, Metro City belongs to us now.
00:55:29But maybe it's time we relocate it to a better neighborhood.
00:55:35Mongolia.
00:55:36The moon, behemoth.
00:55:37I'm talking about the moon.
00:55:51Oh, special chair.
00:55:54I failed you.
00:55:57I failed you.
00:56:00I failed everyone.
00:56:09Take it right here. Megamind's close.
00:56:11How do you know that?
00:56:13The fan club pin I gave him has a tracker in it.
00:56:16That's pretty devious. You are his number one fan.
00:56:21This is kind of a sketchy neighborhood.
00:56:24Going where the danger is is part of our job.
00:56:26Besides, we've always got diplomacy.
00:56:28Oh, did you learn that in school?
00:56:31No, diplomacy is just what I call my bat.
00:56:34Keiko, I think you're going to fit in just fine.
00:56:37Oh, stop the van.
00:56:53Megamind.
00:56:55Never heard of him.
00:57:03We've been looking for you all over the city.
00:57:06Wait, what's with the fake beard?
00:57:08You look like a sad blue wizard.
00:57:12Obviously, I'm hiding.
00:57:14The city belongs to the Doom Syndicate now.
00:57:16Oh, here. I have one for you, too.
00:57:19We can be beard buddies.
00:57:20I don't want to be beard buddies.
00:57:21I want you to get off your butt and save the city.
00:57:24You're the only one who can.
00:57:26Look, that's a nice sentiment, but I've made a new life here.
00:57:30Yeah, the piles of trash really tie the alley together.
00:57:33Thank you, Madam President.
00:57:35Wait, how did you two find me anyway?
00:57:37Us girls gotta have our secrets.
00:57:40Well, that's adorable, but there's no point.
00:57:43I gave the hero thing a shot.
00:57:45I can't protect this city.
00:57:48I failed.
00:57:52You didn't fail me.
00:57:54What do you mean?
00:57:56When I first moved to Metro City with my mom, I got teased a lot.
00:58:00My name, the way I dressed, the way I just say whatever's on my mind.
00:58:04I think being an outsider, people just assumed I was a bad kid.
00:58:08I started being what they expected of me.
00:58:10Getting into fights, skipping class.
00:58:12But then you stopped Titan.
00:58:15It showed me maybe I don't have to live up to others' expectations.
00:58:18I just have to live up to my own.
00:58:21If a bad guy can become a hero, maybe so can a bad kid.
00:58:26Must be disappointing to see your heroes such a fraidy cat.
00:58:30No, shows you're smart.
00:58:32Because you have zero chance of defeating the Doom Syndicate on your own.
00:58:35I thought you were my biggest fan.
00:58:38I am, but I'm also a realist.
00:58:40I'm both comforted and confused by this pep talk.
00:58:44Look, putting aside your silly pride and admitting you need help is not weak.
00:58:49I think you'll find a true friend is with you no matter what.
00:58:52You guys continue your gooey moments?
00:58:54I'm gonna go watch your six.
00:59:00This is a big no matter what.
00:59:03You get our backs.
00:59:04We'll get yours.
00:59:08Okay, but I've got to find Chum.
00:59:10I'm gonna tell him I took him for granted.
00:59:13He's more than a lackey to me.
00:59:15He's a partner, a friend.
00:59:17And I'm gonna ask for his help.
00:59:20You don't need to ask.
00:59:23Chum...
00:59:24What are you doing here?
00:59:26My work is done with Mr. Donut.
00:59:28But, sir, my work is never done with you.
00:59:31Your constant state of chaos makes me feel as though I'm always needed.
00:59:35You are, old chum.
00:59:37You are.
00:59:39After all, what's a hero without his sidekick?
00:59:43Sidekick?
00:59:44Really, sir?
00:59:45I can't tell you how long I've waited for this.
00:59:48Diplomacy!
00:59:50Oh, I'm so sorry, chum.
00:59:52I didn't know it was you.
00:59:54Big fan, by the way.
00:59:55Wonderful to meet you.
00:59:59The darkness compels you to hit it harder.
01:00:02Behemoth is hitting it harder.
01:00:04Oh, how long is this gonna take?
01:00:07This titanium plating is a formidable foe to our powers,
01:00:10but eventually will yield to the darkness as all things do.
01:00:14In non-goth speak, please.
01:00:16About an hour if we don't break for snacks.
01:00:20By my calculations,
01:00:21they should be able to break through the security door within the hour
01:00:24if they don't break for snacks.
01:00:26We need to draw the Doomsyn to get away from those launch controls.
01:00:30A distraction.
01:00:31Something they hate with so much passion,
01:00:33it overrides their evil mission.
01:00:36But what?
01:00:40Right.
01:00:41With all the excitement,
01:00:42I forgot they want me dead.
01:00:44What luck.
01:00:45There is a second entrance to the control room.
01:00:48The air vent.
01:00:49Can someone get in through there?
01:00:51Oh, unfortunately,
01:00:52we made sure every inch of our lair's air conditioning system
01:00:55was protected by the very latest in evil weaponry.
01:00:57Chum and I prepared for every possible scenario.
01:01:00Except you having to get back in yourselves.
01:01:03Touche.
01:01:04It's touche.
01:01:08Touche.
01:01:37We're better.
01:01:38We're heroes now.
01:01:38Get in here.
01:01:40Seriously?
01:01:41Thought you wanted to be a member of the team.
01:01:44Uh, yeah.
01:01:45But just so I have this on the record,
01:01:47you and I have a deal.
01:01:48I help you.
01:01:49You train me to be a crime fighter.
01:01:51You help me.
01:01:52I'll train you to be a crime fighter.
01:01:55You have my word.
01:01:57Which is something I apparently have to keep now.
01:02:02Time to kick some Doom Syndicate booty.
01:02:05Spoken like a true defender of Metro City.
01:02:07This city doesn't need a defender.
01:02:10It needs defenders.
01:02:11But first,
01:02:12we're gonna want to make a supply run.
01:02:14I know where we can go.
01:02:17Welcome to Everything City.
01:02:19500,000 square feet
01:02:21with over 500 locations in all 50 states.
01:02:23Just like the commercial says,
01:02:24if the thing you're looking for
01:02:25is not at Everything City,
01:02:27it's not a thing.
01:02:29Chum, set a course for saving.
01:02:34Welcome to Everything City.
01:02:36We've got less than an hour
01:02:38to stop the Doom Syndicate,
01:02:39so stick to the list.
01:02:40We're not here to browse.
01:02:43Ha-ha!
01:02:44Ha-ha!
01:02:46Everything City,
01:02:47where you feel like a king.
01:02:48We don't have it.
01:02:50Ahem.
01:02:51It's not a thing.
01:02:52No thermal lasers.
01:02:53No giant robot suits.
01:02:54No polarity reversers.
01:02:56Oh, nose-hair clippers.
01:02:58Crisis a burden.
01:03:04Stay fast, Chum!
01:03:06Just waiting for you.
01:03:08Ha-ha-ha!
01:03:10Everything City,
01:03:11where will make your heart sing?
01:03:13That's just about everything.
01:03:15No, just name tennis balls.
01:03:17All of them.
01:03:25Oh, excuse me.
01:03:27I'm looking for a parakeet.
01:03:28It's a gift of appreciation for a friend.
01:03:30Oh, I've got just the one, sir.
01:03:33I give you Mephistopheles,
01:03:36the parakeet of the gods.
01:03:40Ah.
01:03:44Oh, absolutely not.
01:03:47Oh, absolutely not.
01:04:03What are you doing today?
01:04:05Set to creme brulee.
01:04:08Ah!
01:04:09We'll put it on my card.
01:04:11Oh, right.
01:04:12Paying for things.
01:04:13Ha-ha-ha-ha.
01:04:15Whoever came up with that scheme
01:04:16is a real evil genius.
01:04:21The darkness fades to light,
01:04:23and I have failed to breach the entrance.
01:04:25I have failed.
01:04:27I have failed!
01:04:31Good news, everyone.
01:04:33We're in.
01:04:34It's about time.
01:04:40Oh.
01:04:44Say what you will about Megamind,
01:04:46but he's always made things user-friendly.
01:04:48Whoa, not so fast.
01:04:50Who said you could press it?
01:04:52I'm the leader.
01:04:53Are we really gonna keep arguing this point?
01:04:56We are.
01:04:57We gotta figure this out
01:04:58if we're gonna live on the dark side of the moon together.
01:05:01Oh, no.
01:05:02Let me guess.
01:05:03Leadership squabble?
01:05:05Zombie Megamind.
01:05:07Obviously, he's not dead rocks for brains,
01:05:09but he is just in time to see us complete the job
01:05:13he wasn't evil enough to finish.
01:05:17Launch sequence initiated.
01:05:19Five minutes to ignition.
01:05:21Perfect amount of time to bring you four to justice
01:05:24and still be able to microwave some puppet corn.
01:05:27You really think you can go toe-to-toe with us alone?
01:05:31Whoopsie.
01:05:31Not alone.
01:05:32You lose.
01:05:34It's Megamind's evil bride.
01:05:37Not evil, not a bride.
01:05:38That was an act we decided on.
01:05:41Together, sorta.
01:05:42But obviously, there is some romantic tension between you two, no?
01:05:47It's complicated.
01:05:48Guys, do I have to villainsplain everything to you?
01:05:52They're obviously here to stop the launch.
01:05:55Get them!
01:05:59Chum, Code, they're coming out.
01:06:02Got it, sir.
01:06:05No tear clippers, huh?
01:06:07Who knew?
01:06:08They're industrial grade.
01:06:10Code, I'm going in.
01:06:12Code, good luck, and Code, try not to get zapped.
01:06:20Okay, just gotta press the button and stop the launch.
01:06:22No need for alarm.
01:06:24Be alarmed.
01:06:25Someone's breaking into the lair.
01:06:26Oh, right.
01:06:29That's me.
01:06:33Yeah!
01:06:34Whoa!
01:06:35Ah!
01:06:37Oh!
01:06:38Ah!
01:06:40Ah!
01:06:41Ah!
01:06:42Ah!
01:06:42Ah!
01:06:43Ah!
01:06:43Ah!
01:06:44Okay, not a time this right.
01:06:46One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three!
01:06:58Hey, I did it!
01:07:02Intruder alert!
01:07:03Intruder alert!
01:07:05Ah!
01:07:05Why did we have to be so thorough?
01:07:08Intruder alert!
01:07:10Hey, where'd they go?
01:07:13Ah!
01:07:13What the...
01:07:17Now the ball is in our court.
01:07:19Get it?
01:07:20Not bad, though I would have gone with...
01:07:22Tennis, anyone?
01:07:24Ow!
01:07:25Ow!
01:07:26Ow!
01:07:27Ow!
01:07:28Ow!
01:07:29You got the face!
01:07:30You both have a face!
01:07:31All right.
01:07:33Ah!
01:07:33Ah!
01:07:34Oh!
01:07:34Stop moving around.
01:07:36I can't get a clean shot.
01:07:37Tiny stings hurt, baby.
01:07:40Stand still, your giant baby.
01:07:42Playtime's over.
01:07:44Ah!
01:07:45Not sure we're going to beat these guys with sporting equipment.
01:07:48We just need to buy Chum time.
01:07:50And if I know my ingenious little robot fish monkey,
01:07:53he should be cleverly slipping through the lair's defenses right about now!
01:07:58Help!
01:07:59I've been caught trying to slip through the lair's defenses!
01:08:02Intruder alert!
01:08:04Intruder alert!
01:08:05Intruder alert!
01:08:06Intruder alert!
01:08:06Intruder alert!
01:08:06Okay, relax.
01:08:07You got this.
01:08:07Think, Chum.
01:08:08Think!
01:08:12Think!
01:08:13Knock, knock, knock, knock!
01:08:14Knock, knock, knock!
01:08:21Oh!
01:08:23Oh!
01:08:24Oh, I'm gonna miss that potty. It was my second favorite.
01:08:28Just have to hurry, before I dry out.
01:08:34The launch button!
01:08:41Almost there!
01:08:43Well, well. Nice of you to flop in.
01:08:48Can I trouble you guys for a tank of dechlorinated water?
01:08:53Preparing city to launch.
01:08:55Nine.
01:08:59Eight.
01:09:08Seven.
01:09:16Six.
01:09:18I thought Chum was supposed to stop it by now.
01:09:20You know him. Always waiting till the last second.
01:09:24Five.
01:09:25Please help!
01:09:27Where are we gonna go?
01:09:28Four.
01:09:33Three.
01:09:38Two.
01:09:42One.
01:09:43Commencing launch.
01:09:44There goes the last second.
01:09:47Whoa!
01:09:55You gotta say, you're not a fan of phase two.
01:09:58Imperium was amazing.
01:10:00In practice, kinda horrifying.
01:10:03And the hits keep on coming.
01:10:08We'll might have more time if we split up.
01:10:17Help!
01:10:18Help!
01:10:18Get out of my way!
01:10:19Big face!
01:10:20What are we supposed to do now?
01:10:22Where am I gonna go?
01:10:23What's going on?
01:10:24We're all doomed!
01:10:26DOOM!
01:10:27Go!
01:10:28Mr. Mayor!
01:10:29What's your plan?
01:10:30I'm sorry!
01:10:31I didn't know I needed an actual plan for the city launching into space!
01:10:36Someone clearly needs to take charge!
01:10:38That's supposed to be you!
01:10:40I just remembered.
01:10:42I got a really important lunch meeting.
01:10:44Gotta go!
01:10:49Everyone, please, try and calm down!
01:10:52I didn't think that did you see planned by this!
01:10:54Somebody hold me!
01:10:56Everyone, shut your pie holes!
01:10:58My girl's trying to save your butts, so listen up!
01:11:01You got this.
01:11:06Police, have your officers dissolve, panic, and steer people indoors or underground.
01:11:13Paramedics, have ambulances ready.
01:11:15Also, be prepared to distribute air sickness pills in large quantities.
01:11:20All for that!
01:11:21They already barfed twice.
01:11:22And firefighters?
01:11:23I need the keys to that.
01:11:35Chum, the whole city's about to have a new zip code!
01:11:38You have to hit the cancel launch button!
01:11:40I'm kind of busy at the moment, sir!
01:11:43Yeah, busy getting turned into sushi!
01:11:46I should warn you guys.
01:11:47I'm an expert in the aquatic arts!
01:11:50En garde!
01:11:51Ha!
01:11:53Nyahyahyahyah!
01:11:53Whoa!
01:11:58Whoa!
01:12:21You did it, chum!
01:12:27Oh, no, you did it, chum!
01:12:29The city's falling too fast!
01:12:31We have to try to...
01:12:36This is the end of the line for you, Megamind!
01:12:39You all do know we're plunging toward the Earth right now.
01:12:43Do not try to confuse us with science!
01:12:46Wait!
01:12:47As former leader of the Doom Syndicate, and according to evil custom,
01:12:51I claim my right to my own demise per the Villain Charter, Article 7, Paragraph 4.
01:12:57The article states that an outgoing evil leader can only be terminated by the new evil leader.
01:13:03So, which one of you is that again?
01:13:05Guys, it's me!
01:13:07You know it is!
01:13:08I'm the darkest and the doomiest!
01:13:10I am the clear choice. I have a bearΓ©!
01:13:12Behemoth wonder if we can put differences aside and find commonality in the ultimate vanquishing of arch-foe.
01:13:23He's getting away!
01:13:25Make haste, my fellow Doom Slayers!
01:13:35He's down here somewhere!
01:13:36I feel it in the black void of my soul!
01:13:41Chum! Are you there?
01:13:43You have to get to the manual controls!
01:13:46City descending.
01:13:48No can do, sir.
01:13:49Lost my ball.
01:13:51No getting out of this one.
01:13:53There's always a way out.
01:13:54Help is on the way, friend of friends.
01:13:57Polly 227!
01:13:58Launch Operation Parakeet!
01:14:01Ah!
01:14:16Ah!
01:14:17Ah!
01:14:18Ah!
01:14:18Ah!
01:14:20Ah!
01:14:45Sir, you made me my own brain-bot pet parakeet?
01:14:49Chum, meet Polly 227.
01:14:51A show of appreciation for all you mean to me.
01:14:54I know you wanted a real one, but again, so much poop.
01:14:58Oh!
01:14:59I love him, sir!
01:15:03Eternal darkness awaits you, Megamind.
01:15:07What to do?
01:15:07What to do?
01:15:09Disguise generator!
01:15:12I can smell your fear.
01:15:14It smells like dark bacon.
01:15:20Look into my eyes and fall under my power, man of blue.
01:15:28The badge of leadership is moi.
01:15:31Don't pop the champagne just yet.
01:15:33Oh?
01:15:33Oh!
01:15:45Ah!
01:15:49Rape the whirlwind, Megamind.
01:15:57Not a whirlwind
01:15:58Roxanne was right
01:15:59You are terrible at weather
01:16:01Maybe so
01:16:02But at least I'd still be around to enjoy it
01:16:05You?
01:16:06Not so much
01:16:10I guess you always were meant to be the leader, Lady Toddler
01:16:13I know, right?
01:16:15But a word of advice
01:16:22Stay grounded
01:16:31Oh, why are puns always so hard to avoid?
01:16:36Oh, I forgot all about you when I was on such a good roll
01:16:40Oh, behemoth figure just wait until competition eliminated before squashing through, man
01:16:46That's actually a really good plan
01:16:48Behemoth appreciate compliment
01:16:52I squish you now
01:16:54Hey, look over there
01:16:55Behemoth no fall for oldest trick in the
01:17:03I'm sorry, was I interrupting something?
01:17:06My hero
01:17:10Behind you
01:17:16How's this for scaring?
01:17:19Leadership, here I come
01:17:21Hey, tall, dark and trying too hard
01:17:25Huh?
01:17:26What's that?
01:17:28Either a paperweight or a flash grenade
01:17:35Nighty-night, nighty-night
01:17:37Oh, guess it was a flash grenade
01:17:40You are 100% going up on my inspiration board
01:17:45No time for laurel resting
01:17:47Let's go
01:17:53Reaching terminal velocity
01:17:56The retro rocket lever is jammed
01:17:59I can't do this alone
01:18:01Nor will you have to
01:18:03This is a team effort
01:18:09We need more mega-bustles
01:18:12Warning, warning
01:18:13Impact is imminent
01:18:15Bounds approaching fast
01:18:16Warning, impact is imminent
01:18:18Almost here
01:18:19Warning, warning
01:18:21Just a little more
01:18:23Warning, warning
01:18:24Impact is imminent
01:18:26Warning, warning
01:18:39City landed
01:18:41Thank you for flying with us
01:18:46You saved the city again, sir
01:18:48No, we did
01:18:53Sorry about your body, chum
01:18:54That's okay
01:18:55Still got a few spares in the closet
01:18:59Oh, would you look at that
01:19:01After the city's already saved
01:19:03Here comes the mayor to take all the credit
01:19:05Or he just wants to give me another award
01:19:08Award?
01:19:09After what you just did to the city?
01:19:11Hardly a building damaged this time
01:19:13We're getting good at this
01:19:14Are you kidding?
01:19:15You put the city backwards!
01:19:18Backwards!
01:19:19Personally, I prefer a mountain view
01:19:21But I'll put it back later
01:19:23Uh, just so you know
01:19:24We all risked our lives to save the city
01:19:27While you were cowering from your job
01:19:29Oh, you think you can do better?
01:19:32I know I can
01:19:34Oh!
01:19:35Hmm, okay
01:19:38Just sent you my resume
01:19:42Mayor Roxanne Ritchie
01:19:44I like the sound of that
01:20:00We are ready to do thy bidding, your majesty
01:20:03Okay, okay
01:20:05I'm the mayor now
01:20:06Not royalty
01:20:07Forgive us, your excellency
01:20:09Got the exclusive right here, megafans
01:20:12Roxanne on the inside
01:20:13Megamind chum
01:20:15And yours truly on the outside
01:20:16And all of us working together
01:20:18To keep metrocity safe from evil
01:20:20You're getting good at this hero thing
01:20:23You know, I think I finally learned the big difference
01:20:25Between being a hero
01:20:26And being a villain
01:20:28What's that?
01:20:29Bad guys look out for themselves
01:20:31Heroes look out for each other
01:20:33Together
01:20:34We'll be unstoppable
01:20:36Keiko
01:20:38If you'll do the honor
01:20:50Evil has finally met its match
01:20:56Oh, you've got to be kidding me
01:21:04I call this meeting to order
01:21:06As leader
01:21:07I permit it
01:21:09No, me leader
01:21:15I must say
01:21:16I commend you all for your efforts against Megamind
01:21:19But alas
01:21:20You lack the proper leadership to get the job done
01:21:24Oh, really?
01:21:31On second thought
01:21:32Maybe change is a good thing
01:21:34So glad you've come around
01:21:36With my help
01:21:38Our blue friend
01:21:39Will rue the day
01:21:41He betrayed evil
01:21:42What makes you think
01:21:44You can take down megamind
01:21:46When we all couldn't?
01:21:47Because I
01:21:48Machia villain
01:21:49Am the evil genius
01:21:51Who taught megamind
01:21:52Everything he knows
01:21:53And I promise
01:21:55Our blue friend
01:21:56Will rue the day
01:21:57He betrayed evil
01:22:02Super villain
01:22:03Ahead of his time
01:22:05Incredibly handsome genius
01:22:07Criminal mastermind
01:22:09But now he's all cleaned up
01:22:10And fight and cry
01:22:12A superhero that should stream all night
01:22:15It's Megamind
01:22:18Oh, it feels good to be good this time
01:22:22It's Megamind
01:22:25It's Megamind
01:22:29You're evildoer
01:22:31You're evildoer
01:22:31They better run and hide
01:22:33Him and a sidekick charm
01:22:35I'm working all the time
01:22:36That big blue hair
01:22:38Never looks so fine
01:22:39Cause he's a hero
01:22:41You're a superhero
01:22:42I'm a superhero
01:22:44That should stream all night
01:22:46It's Megamind
01:22:48Megamind
01:22:50It feels good to be good this time
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01:23:16Oh, it's so good to be good this time
01:23:20It's Megamind
01:23:23Oh, you're with me now
01:23:26Megamind
01:23:27It's Megamind
01:23:30Oh, it feels good to be good this time
01:23:34It's Megamind
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01:23:42Oh, it's a superhero that should stream all night
01:23:47It's Megamind
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