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RuPauls Drag Race Untucked - Season 18 - Episode 11: A Toast to Alyssa Edwards
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00:00Show TV.
00:03Testing, testing.
00:05Reporting live of Untucked.
00:07Let's do this, honey.
00:09I'm about to give it to him, bitch.
00:10Give it.
00:11A little bit of reading, a little bit of shade.
00:13Season 18, Untucked!
00:18This is Untucked.
00:19From live, loud and in color, darling.
00:22Time to go behind the scenes with the queens of season 18.
00:26Yeah!
00:27But honey, if you're not watching Untucked,
00:29there's gonna be a lot of tears.
00:31I hope so.
00:33You're only getting half the story.
00:35Ooh.
00:36Banana!
00:42Let's get ready to roast, ladies and gentlemen.
00:46Let's get ready to roast.
00:48I'll see you at the roast, bitch.
00:54Today's the day that we are going to be doing the roast.
00:56The hardest part about this challenge
00:58is the entire challenge.
01:00Am I comfortable on a microphone?
01:02No.
01:03Am I good at telling jokes?
01:05No.
01:06Have I been in the bottom?
01:07A lot.
01:07Yes!
01:08I just gotta survive another week and be here to see tomorrow.
01:14Two minutes, everybody.
01:15Two minutes until we head to the main stage.
01:18Two minutes until we head to the main stage.
01:26It's a toast to Alyssa Edwards.
01:37She should be on the show thank you guys so much good luck to you all have fun thank you
01:47Alyssa
01:59For this runway I feel stunning and I'm giving stunning and I am so proud of myself for this roast
02:06I got Rue cackling I got Alyssa press I could win this
02:12Thank You Queens I think we've heard enough while you untucked backstage
02:17The judges and I will deliberate
02:24It's a rave reviews rave that was not expected
02:29Oh my god, I think Darlene's surprise was really epic
02:34I was in the top last week, but child I didn't do as well in the roast as I wanted
02:39to
02:39Although I feel like I gave great energy. I know the jokes weren't there
02:44It's not looking good. It's a good O.K.P. bitch
02:47Well, here's Miss Darlene's fingers crossed I'm on the board
02:54I can see it
02:55Oh god, I can see it
02:57All right
03:00Ooh
03:03Okay, so this is what the girls are seeing these days
03:07Let me take a seat and make myself at home
03:11Where's my camera? This one? This one? Or this one? Or this one?
03:15Which one of you is filming me?
03:22Cheers to me
03:31Are they out there? Are the girls out there?
03:34Do they know what to hear?
03:37Do they know what to hear?
03:37I'm doing the reading now
03:38I'm doing the reading now
03:39These fucking bitches
03:42Hi
03:42Oh my god
03:44Oh my god
03:45Surprise surprise
03:46All right, all right
03:48All right
03:50All right ladies
03:50Oh my god
03:52Mother's here
03:52Oh my god
03:53Well ladies, welcome to my toast
03:56Cause it's my turn
03:57Yeah
03:57To repay the favor
03:58Okay
03:59You all think you're clever, don't you?
04:02Bunch of fucking dirty ass rotten horse
04:05Look at y'all
04:06Oh my goodness
04:07Bishop
04:07Miss Alyssa, this time she gonna roast us, girl
04:09I'm getting scurring, honey
04:10Cause it's a lot of shit you can say about me right now
04:24Cheers to season 18
04:26Cheers
04:26Cheers
04:27Cheers to all of you
04:29Cheers
04:29And cheers
04:32Oh my goodness
04:34Look at this room
04:35This brings back memories
04:36I was gonna say
04:37Over in the gold bar
04:39I know
04:42What the hell are you squirping like a chirping like a bird?
04:45No, that's how you get
04:46That's how you do it with a tray
04:48How a woman has an orgasm
04:51This shake and go you got on your head
04:53Mama, this is human
04:54Girl, look how fucking orange you look
04:56Yeah
04:57Talking about Alyssa's greatest moments is so cool
05:00I'm so excited to be in the presence of a drag race goddess
05:03She is one of the most iconic queens to come out of the show
05:06I'm looking at these walls and I know they're glittered cardboard but
05:15Aren't we all? Aren't we all?
05:17Fest drag
05:17I mean so many memorable moments of my life has been shared
05:22And I hope you all are experiencing when you sat at home and you watched
05:25Yes
05:25Of what you thought it would be I hope it's that for you and more
05:28It feels very surreal to be here
05:30I think we all agree it does not feel like it's hit yet that we are doing fucking drag race
05:35And you're doing it
05:38Well I hope everyone is having a good time today
05:40It was absolutely fabulous truly
05:41It was an honor for you all to read me
05:43I had to get back in my dressing room and call my therapist
05:47And it's a good thing that my husband is a clinical psychologist
05:50Cause I had to call him after the therapist
05:53And say these bitches had the nerve, the gall, the gumption, the audacity
05:57To sit up here and tell me I had illegal Botox and shit
06:01I'm in danger
06:03The one pulling out the burgers
06:05Oh look! A burger!
06:07The bananas, the apples
06:09The banana
06:09I was like this is really something else
06:13They really tried me
06:15But that was fun and that was a good roast
06:17How's it going to shake out today?
06:19It sounds like it's going to be myself, Darlene and Jane
06:23She's what I would call a sneak attack
06:27You just let loose
06:29That's what you want to see
06:30You will work for the rest of your life doing that act
06:34Drag has been something that I just did at home for years
06:38And so to feel genuinely seen and felt by other people
06:44It's an overwhelmingly good feeling
06:48You also got really good ones too
06:50You were also doing a character that was very funny
06:53Every time you would
06:54She means it
06:55But you were doing that too
06:57It's silliness in you that really comes out
07:00I found yours to be so funny, smart, witty
07:03Obviously this is what you do naturally, right?
07:05Thank you, yeah
07:06Alyssa you are the pride of Texas
07:09Oh wait, I'm sorry I read that wrong
07:10Alyssa your back is as wide as Texas
07:12Yes
07:13As for our other sisters
07:15It's kind of up in the air
07:16It could be any of us
07:17It could be any of us
07:19Compliments and critiques
07:20I think Meanie's probably safe
07:22I did dress for a funeral
07:23And I was like shit
07:24Maybe I shouldn't have dressed for a funeral
07:25On a night where I could be up for elimination
07:29Cause that would not be cute
07:30It would be on theme though
07:31If it got sent home
07:33But uh
07:34We're not manifesting that
07:35We're not manifesting that
07:36We're not manifesting that
07:37We rebuke that
07:37The devil is alive
07:38Yeah, we're actually
07:39Girl you better keep that dark side of shit over there
07:41You're right
07:43What are you feeling right now?
07:44You're being very quiet
07:45Do you think you're in the bottom tonight?
07:47I hope not
07:49But
07:50Period
07:51She said I'ma leave it at that
07:52Period
07:53I'm just like honored to be in front of you
07:55I'm a dancer also
07:57So like grew up in the dance competition world
07:59And all that stuff
07:59So I like look up to you so much
08:02Thank you
08:02And what about you?
08:04You're hilarious by the way
08:05Can I tell you
08:06I was looking at you giggling
08:07You have this
08:09This presence
08:10And this aura
08:10This energy about you
08:12That's funny
08:12That's like I wanna go out to eat with this girl
08:14And just keep keep
08:15Thanks, Alyssa
08:15I'm glad you get it bitch
08:17We often forget
08:19Yes, while this is important
08:20We're putting our art
08:22On a global platform
08:23Have fun
08:24Giggle
08:25Cut up
08:26High five
08:26Read
08:28Rewind
08:28Do it all again the next day
08:29Right
08:30Because truly
08:30This is a once in a lifetime
08:33Magical experience
08:34It's insane
08:35And it's hard
08:36Yeah
08:37It's hard I know
08:38Really you should all be proud of yourself
08:40And give yourself grace
08:41Yeah
08:42Baby, when I did the Katy Perry
08:44I said I'm winning
08:45Have you ever kissed a girl?
08:48Oh
08:48Well never
08:50But
08:51Yeah
08:52Yeah
08:52I said I was so good
08:54They said Alyssa how did you do?
08:55Oh my god
08:56I was so good
08:57I had the blue wig
08:58Nailed it
08:59This is how I go into every single challenge
09:01I'm like you know what
09:02I'm in the top this week
09:03I won this week
09:04So you're telling me you're in the bottom every week
09:05Oh safe
09:05I have been safe every single week
09:07I know all about that
09:08We watch global
09:09But sometimes
09:10Listen
09:11Consistency can win the pageant where I'm from
09:14You've gotten to lip sync a lot on the show
09:16Yes
09:16Through many seasons
09:17What is your biggest advice?
09:19Because a few of us have had to lip sync for our lives
09:21But
09:21Or for the win
09:22Or for the win
09:23Where does your head go when you're in that moment?
09:25Well lip syncing is what got me here
09:26Right
09:26Yeah
09:27So one thing I knew
09:28One thing was certain
09:30When them lights go down
09:32Oh
09:33When them lights go down
09:34And the lady who writes the checks sits up
09:36Mmm
09:37And I'm like this is your opportunity
09:40This is your high five to that little queer kid
09:43From Mesquite
09:44Yeah
09:45That dared yourself
09:46Dared yourself to be your authentic unapologetic self
09:49Yeah
09:50And
09:51I
09:51I would often tell myself
09:53After like the fourth time lip syncing
09:55I was like girl don't be mad
09:56This is your bookings
09:57Okay
09:58You're about to work
09:59You letting the fans know
10:00A little dose of what they're gonna get on the road
10:02100%
10:03And that's why she stays
10:04Blessed and highly favored
10:07Hallelujah
10:07Yes
10:08You know and so it's an opportunity
10:09It's an opportunity
10:10If you fall short in something
10:11And you get to lip sync for your life
10:14Or for the win
10:15You can show another angle to your art
10:17Another aspect
10:18Another layer of who you are as an entertainer
10:20Absolutely
10:20So you know for me
10:22I would just say a silent little prayer
10:23I'm like look bitch
10:25Good luck cause you already done fucked it up
10:27Alright
10:27So now get up in here
10:29Get up in here and twirl
10:30And remind them
10:31And remind yourself
10:33Click that refresh
10:34Yeah
10:34Of why you're here
10:35I might be in the bottom tonight
10:37But Alyssa
10:38She really snapped me out of it
10:40This is my bread and butter
10:41This is lip syncing
10:42So you want another show
10:43Judges I'll give you another show
10:46I'll give you a performance
10:48All of you bitches making these old jokes
10:50Just remember one thing
10:51I'm not old
10:53I'm established
10:54Oh
10:56Now walk me around baby
10:57Come on
10:58Yes honey let's go
10:58Here is this a snack bar?
10:59It's a snack bar you hungry?
11:01Y'all got a snack bar?
11:02Honey we got snacks up in this home
11:03Upgraded
11:04Bitch
11:04We sure did
11:06All you young gals
11:07I don't know about this shit
11:08Zoom this out
11:09I'm just gonna back it up
11:10Y'all is this the only light we got in here?
11:12Get in here South Carolina lady
11:13Hold on let me get in
11:14Get in here Darlene you're crazy
11:15I don't wanna block Alyssa bitch
11:17Get in here Darlene
11:18Baby I can never
11:18Okay I'm gonna be in the corner
11:19It's a video
11:20My name is Alyssa Edwards
11:21We are live and in color
11:22And this
11:24Is the untucked
11:26Photo booth
11:27Oh
11:29Oh god I'm blocking Alyssa girl
11:31Ladies I got a flight to catch
11:34Yes my love
11:35She's gotta go
11:36Truly truly
11:37I hope y'all just enjoy all this
11:39Thank you
11:40And remember remember remember
11:41Even if you don't win
11:43You can still win
11:44I would know all about that
11:46I would know all about that
11:48Yes ma'am
11:48I would know all about that
11:49Cause sometimes you gotta cry on your damn self
11:52Right
11:52Hello
11:53Now get your gigs
11:54I will see you all on the road
11:56Yes ma'am
11:57Good luck good luck good luck
11:58Thank you
11:58Truly good luck
11:59Thank you so much
12:00Good luck with the puppet Miss Alyssa
12:02My name is Alyssa Edwards
12:04Always
12:04And forever
12:07Gag
12:09Gag
12:09Ooh people pay a lot of money for that
12:11That's true
12:11I would love to know everyone's like
12:14Idea for this runway
12:15Cause we all took it in completely different
12:18Aspects
12:19The runway theme this week was
12:21Swept away
12:22And for the first time in Drag Race history
12:25We walked from the runway
12:26And were blasted by a high power fan
12:29Jane
12:30Don't
12:31I have an Airtay tattoo
12:32Mhm
12:32So I was like I need to do some kind of Airtay thing
12:35And then it's also like a little Vegas
12:37Yeah
12:37And I always love when you watch those like old showgirl shows
12:39Like I love the bitch that just comes out where you're like
12:41She looks so uncomfortable
12:43Like it's just literally like walking like this the whole time
12:46Darlene
12:4880s power suit woman caught in the windstorm on her way to work
12:51It's also giving Jennifer Coolidge and White Lotus
12:53100%
12:55Oh
12:56Discord where was the inspo?
12:58Um I wanted to be like the fastest motorcycle in the world
13:01Just flames coming off me Ghost Rider you know
13:03Yes
13:04Well I wanted to do something monochromatic
13:06And really gorge for Swept Away
13:08Cause that fan was gonna be epic
13:10So I was like I don't have anything gorge
13:11So why'd you choose this?
13:12Well
13:12Oh well
13:13Uh
13:14Okay
13:17I did it again
13:19Um yeah mine was also inspired by like
13:21I was trying to think of a different way to approach the wind
13:23That would involve like different props and things
13:27Juice
13:28I saw the parachute thing done on a runway
13:30Like a vogue runway battle
13:32And I thought it was super cool
13:35I want it to look like I'm a part of the Winx Club
13:37It's very Winx Club
13:38It is very Winx Club
13:39It's very Winx Club
13:41Alright y'all let's follow the discord train back to the couch
13:44Let's do it
13:44Oh yeah
13:49Darlene how do you feel?
13:51I feel really good
13:52It was so completely fucking untethered
13:56And unhinged and like unmoored from reality
13:59And everybody else like kind of went up there and did like a standard roast set
14:03And you did like this bizarre
14:04Performance art
14:05Performance art
14:07It was like comedy but it was also like a theater piece
14:10And it was like you making fun of yourself in the moment for sucking
14:15In a way that like circled back around to actually being the funniest part of the night
14:19Thank you
14:20I feel like I've been proud of myself that I have been in the top a few times
14:24But I still have been really really craving a win
14:28And to sort of really latch on to like why I deserve the crown
14:32I need to get on the board
14:34Period
14:35You were the biggest surprise of the night
14:36I think Darlene's got it in the bag
14:39If you win in this mola I'm throwing away my wigs
14:41If you win in this mola I am not paying for wigs anymore
14:47Where's your head out discord
14:48Um
14:50There's definitely a case that I could be lip syncing tonight
14:53Um
14:53I mean they
14:55On the comedy side they said it wasn't the best and I could have gone much farther
15:00And then on the fashion side everybody got pretty positive runway critiques
15:04And I think I definitely got the worst of the runway critiques
15:07This look tonight I wouldn't really call it blowing in the wind in any way
15:12There's a little bit I think it's kind of stiff up here
15:15Juicy where is your head at babe
15:16Yeah
15:17Um
15:18I mean I'm preparing for anything of course because you never know
15:22Kenya
15:22Kenya
15:23How you feeling
15:23How you feeling babe
15:26It is no secret it was a very emotional critique for me
15:30I feel like I've been in front of the judges a lot this season
15:34A lot
15:35And it was mostly you know
15:37Girl what the fuck
15:38And I
15:40I thought I escaped that for the past two weeks
15:43And then to be right back in this place
15:45And then for her to make that comment about that child inside
15:48You need to have a conversation with that little kid inside of you
15:51And understand you are a natural star
15:55That's a lot
15:57To hear someone read you so clearly
15:59Right
16:00And so loudly
16:01I just think the judges see it for me so fiercely
16:04Right
16:04They see it for me so fiercely
16:07And me not being able to
16:10Hold up my end of the bargain and some challenges
16:12I'm like girl
16:14If I have to lip sync which I feel like I do
16:16Bitch if I gotta fight bitch I gotta fight
16:18You gotta fight
16:18Hang on bitch
16:20It's feeling so real
16:20Girl this is the top seven we knew this was coming girl
16:23Buckle up or get the fuck out
16:25And that's where I'm at
16:27All right ladies this is time to start heading back
16:38Just thinking
16:41Don't spiral
16:43Just what Alyssa said
16:44It's time to perform
16:45It's time to perform
16:47Give it
16:48It's your show
16:49Get booked more
16:50Like that's what it is
16:51I know
16:52Trust me I know all those feelings baby
16:54Just
16:54You're fucking fierce bitch
16:56You do
16:57You really
16:59You really are
17:00Fierce
17:00They do
17:04I love you girl
17:05I love you too
17:06Mwah
17:07Mwah
17:08Bye
17:11I'm going this way
17:14Oh
17:16And once again untucked
17:18I'm the last motherfucker walking out of here
17:20One thing about me bitch
17:22I may struggle
17:24I may have to go through a lot of stuff
17:28But one thing I will never do is give up
17:33If it's my time bitch
17:34I'm a lip sync for my motherfucking life
17:36Cause I was ready to do so
17:37And bitch
17:41If in a strange reality I'm not here next time
17:43I love y'all bitch
17:45Can you please a bitch?
17:49Welcome back queens
17:51I've made some decisions
17:54Darlene Mitchell
17:56Congratulations
17:57You're the winner of this week's challenge
18:01Oh my god
18:03Oh my god
18:03Kenya
18:04Juicy
18:05You are up for elimination
18:09The time has come
18:10For you to lip sync
18:13For
18:15Your
18:17Life
18:24Juicy
18:25Juicy
18:25Dion
18:26Shantae you stay
18:29You may join the other girls
18:33Can you please her?
18:34The answer is
18:36Yes you can
18:38Now
18:39Sashay away
18:41The question still stands RuPaul
18:44Can you please her?
18:52I worked so hard to get here
18:54To have it crumbling in front of me
18:56It's hard to feel right now
19:08It's okay
19:11I'm a fucking fighter
19:13And I worked so hard to get here
19:16And I am so proud
19:18Of what I was able to do
19:20On this goddamn television program
19:29One thing about it bitch
19:30You can cry
19:32You soak them motherfucking tears up bitch
19:34You'll be alright
19:37Top 7 girl
19:39I did it
19:40A lot of hoes wish they could
19:42But I did
19:46Child
19:47I gotta walk my fat ass out this dough girl
19:51This ain't the last you seen the King of Polisa
19:53Honey
19:53This ain't the last you seen the me
19:55Okay?
19:55The question still stands
19:57Can you please her?
19:58Can you take it?
19:59The King of Polisa effect darling
20:00Is always in motion
20:02Let me go out this dough girl
20:04Girl wait
20:05Look at me when I walk out girl
20:07Hold on
20:07I'm still
20:08Oh bitch I can't fit
20:09Hold on bitch
20:10Lord have mercy
20:11I'm going
20:13I love y'all bitch
20:14I love y'all
20:15Ah
20:25Do it all
20:26Do it all
20:28Do it all
20:30Do it all
20:31Do it all
20:32Do it all
20:35Give itself permission
20:42Take his script
20:46Cause look like all the bitches
20:49This show is something different.
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