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Crush Alert
Love Request From My Enemy 🍀 🍀 🍀 1
Love Request From My Enemy 🍀 🍀 🍀 1
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00:00:02New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:09New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:19You're staring.
00:00:20You like what you see?
00:00:21Maybe.
00:00:30When are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:32You know who I really am.
00:00:34I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:36Such a dumb username.
00:00:37Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275.
00:00:40Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:42You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:44You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:45Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:47Or at least a photo.
00:00:50Maybe someday.
00:00:56Crap, I'm late.
00:00:57Good luck, Skylifter Queen.
00:01:02Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:09In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:11I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:14but on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:16I feel like a peasant.
00:01:19Watch it!
00:01:20This isn't public school.
00:01:24Forget your training wheels.
00:01:27At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:40No, stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:44No!
00:01:47God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:49It's ruined!
00:01:56He's so hot.
00:01:57Hey!
00:01:58I told you to stop the car!
00:02:04Oh my God, he's cool!
00:02:06He's so hot!
00:02:10Hey!
00:02:12What is wrong with you?
00:02:14Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:17Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:19What are you with me, son?
00:02:21What are you talking about?
00:02:22Why?
00:02:24I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:26No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:30You just broke something that's really important to me.
00:02:33Yeah, I broke a lot of hearts, buttercup.
00:02:35Okay?
00:02:37You should know that.
00:02:38I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:42You were a...
00:02:43Eh.
00:02:43Eh.
00:02:44Eh.
00:02:45Asshole!
00:02:51Alright.
00:02:52I broke something of yours.
00:02:54Sure, but...
00:02:55Hey!
00:02:57You got my attention.
00:03:00So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:07Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:10Have a good day.
00:03:13Don't do it!
00:03:21Oh, fuck!
00:03:23Now we're even.
00:03:25My laptop better not be broken!
00:03:27I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:34You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:37You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:40I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:49I'm gonna make your life a living house.
00:03:51What's going on?
00:03:52Close fighting the new girl.
00:03:54Now close leaving the new girl.
00:03:55Yeah, idiot.
00:03:57I can see that.
00:03:59Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:01Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:04Same.
00:04:05Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:08Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:12Cole, do you need help?
00:04:13I can help you.
00:04:16The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:18This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:22But he's not your Cole.
00:04:23Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:24He's not yet.
00:04:28Hi.
00:04:30I'm Jen.
00:04:31And this is Lindsay.
00:04:33Hi.
00:04:34I'm Hayley.
00:04:35So nice to meet you.
00:04:36You have first day jitters.
00:04:37It's totally understandable.
00:04:39We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:41And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:43Come in.
00:04:44Okay.
00:04:45Let's go.
00:04:49There you go.
00:04:50Thanks so much.
00:05:02Oh my gosh.
00:05:12Aw, you're welcome new girl.
00:05:14Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:23Guacamole wizard.
00:05:24Wow.
00:05:25What are you, catfishing some lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:28Get it back.
00:05:30Hold on.
00:05:32Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:36Send.
00:05:37Here.
00:05:38Now your little gamer friend can see her ugly little face.
00:05:42So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:45I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:47At least check on me.
00:05:48Oh, is it the online lover?
00:05:50Ah, chill, please.
00:05:55No way.
00:05:56What is it?
00:05:57Oh, Belle Queen goes into school.
00:06:05Please ignore that.
00:06:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:08Send.
00:06:13What is wrong with you?
00:06:14You messed with Cole Edmunds and you're going to mess with me.
00:06:17Edmunds?
00:06:18What?
00:06:19You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:22Wow.
00:06:22You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:26Stop recording me!
00:06:29Jen is a new girl.
00:06:31Wait.
00:06:32Is the new girl...
00:06:34Valley Queen?
00:06:36There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:39Could it be...
00:06:40Jen?
00:06:42Ew.
00:06:46Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:48And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:51No chances, Jen.
00:06:53So is it.
00:06:55She does look kinda cute.
00:07:03Please ignore that.
00:07:04Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:07What was I thinking?
00:07:09Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:15Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:16Keep walking, Hailey.
00:07:18Just keep walking.
00:07:19You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:23My name's Hailey.
00:07:24Wow.
00:07:25Hailey.
00:07:26I think you, uh...
00:07:27You're gonna suspend your upper lip right there.
00:07:32What a coincidence!
00:07:33So did you!
00:07:35Oh, no!
00:07:38Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:40I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:42You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:47Whoever ends up with her must have feel it in the eyes again.
00:08:02I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:04Something happened today.
00:08:06I lost the game.
00:08:06I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:09I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:12And what is this?
00:08:13What I think it is, is...
00:08:16I wanna be with you, and you wanna be with me.
00:08:20As more than just friends.
00:08:22Oh, thank God.
00:08:24I honestly want them more than anything.
00:08:26You're my soulmate.
00:08:27Like, I like you so much.
00:08:28Okay, well, since we're dating now...
00:08:31Um...
00:08:32I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:35Wait, really?
00:08:36Yeah.
00:08:37Get ready.
00:08:43Okay.
00:08:45No face.
00:08:46Just the boobs.
00:08:48Is it a bad idea?
00:08:49But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:52PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:54All the kids do this.
00:08:55You'll love it.
00:09:00Ugh, this lighting hates me.
00:09:02Come on, Hayley.
00:09:04Confidence.
00:09:05You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:11Okay.
00:09:12Yeah.
00:09:13That's actually kind of...
00:09:19Oh my God.
00:09:20Seriously?
00:09:21Hello?
00:09:23Anyone?
00:09:25Don't look at me!
00:09:28Don't look at me!
00:09:30Don't look at me!
00:09:31No, are we?
00:09:31I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:33Get out!
00:09:34Now!
00:09:35Fine.
00:09:37Ow!
00:09:38Damn it!
00:09:42Come on.
00:09:44We're going.
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00:28:43Guacamole wizard.
00:28:44Huh?
00:28:47Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:50Do I know you?
00:28:51Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:53Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:55Er, he heard something about Cole?
00:28:58You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:01She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:04She was in a real car accident.
00:29:06And Corey knew so as guacamole wizard.
00:29:09Cole, wait!
00:29:12Oh, shit.
00:29:17What's up, guys?
00:29:19Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:21Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:25Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:28Hey!
00:29:29Just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:32They're your favorite, right?
00:29:35How did you know that?
00:29:37Tough day, huh?
00:29:38There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:40They're my favorite.
00:29:42He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:44Could he?
00:29:50The truth is, um...
00:29:51A dickhead?
00:29:54Would you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:29:56You came to my table, bro, and knocked my ball away.
00:30:05There it goes again.
00:30:07Cole is jealous.
00:30:08We got a problem here, Cole.
00:30:10We don't have a problem.
00:30:12We don't have a problem.
00:30:14Right?
00:30:14Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:18Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:22I have the ball now.
00:30:23Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:27Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:30Maybe I can use that.
00:30:34Jake!
00:30:35Hey!
00:30:36What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:40Wait, seriously?
00:30:41Yeah.
00:30:42Just one little catch.
00:30:43You have to pretend to like Haley Roth.
00:30:48Alright, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:30:51If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:30:54I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:30:58But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:02You've literally been sitting here for five minutes.
00:31:04I'm thinking.
00:31:05About the report or about him?
00:31:07Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:09We literally made out of a sojourn.
00:31:11Maybe I've known Jake longer.
00:31:13No, you don't.
00:31:14How do you know that?
00:31:15You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:17Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:19You have no idea.
00:31:25Oh my God, is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:41Haley, someone's here to see you.
00:31:55Are you asking me to prom?
00:31:58Too cheesy?
00:31:59No, it's cute.
00:32:01The accident?
00:32:02The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:04He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:06So, um, what do you think?
00:32:08You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:11I...
00:32:11I should feel happy.
00:32:13But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:17Hey, can we not?
00:32:21Hey, can we not?
00:32:23Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:25My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:28And you're out here to strike me with a bad pun.
00:32:31Wow.
00:32:32That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:34Oh, that's weak shit?
00:32:36Is this weak shit?
00:32:40Oh my God!
00:32:48Wow.
00:32:49He's got really pretty eyes.
00:32:56Wait.
00:32:57I can't.
00:32:57Put me down.
00:32:59Put me down.
00:33:00Put me down.
00:33:02Don't do that again.
00:33:16New couple alert.
00:33:18Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:19Why do you hate me so much, Cole?
00:33:21You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:23And if you'd realize and give me a chance, I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:27Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:31I might say yes.
00:33:34Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:38Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:40We're both hot and we're both rich.
00:33:43And our dads have been in business, like, forever.
00:33:46So...
00:33:47How romantic.
00:33:48I think I'll pass.
00:33:50You're gonna regret this, Cole Edmonds.
00:33:55Oh, here they come.
00:33:58If I message Quarkamole Wizard, I wonder if Jake's phone will ding.
00:34:03What should we wear to prom?
00:34:06Send us.
00:34:09Yeah.
00:34:16I'll talk to you later.
00:34:17I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:18Okay, yeah.
00:34:18I'll see you later.
00:34:19Bye.
00:34:21He's so different.
00:34:22Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:27Haley?
00:34:36Geez.
00:34:38God.
00:34:43Yeah.
00:34:43Here, I'll get it.
00:34:44Yeah, there you go.
00:34:49Oh.
00:34:50You're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:34:53I don't care.
00:34:54I do care.
00:34:56Here we are.
00:35:13Don't put a promo check.
00:35:15I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:18He doesn't even know you.
00:35:19And you do?
00:35:20How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:23That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:24Because I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:28I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:30The first day.
00:35:32You were watching me?
00:35:34Just...
00:35:35Just don't go about check.
00:35:50Move!
00:35:53Cole is talking to Haley.
00:35:54Again.
00:35:55Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:35:58Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:00Obviously I do.
00:36:02Okay.
00:36:02Then break them up, idiot.
00:36:05What do I do?
00:36:08I've got a few ideas.
00:36:13Hey, look.
00:36:16Someone would take you to prom.
00:36:18Alright, I promise.
00:36:19Yeah?
00:36:19Really, like who?
00:36:20I mean, the whole school hates me.
00:36:22Except for Jake.
00:36:24And you.
00:36:25But you're not asking me.
00:36:28Hey.
00:36:29Oh, hey Jake.
00:36:31Hey, Hal.
00:36:33I just wanted to thank you again for the other night.
00:36:37The other night?
00:36:38Yeah, it was...
00:36:41So...
00:36:42Sexy.
00:36:43You're so sexy.
00:36:45Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:49I hate to break it to you asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:36:57And she's a real tiger in the bedroom.
00:37:00Oh, shit.
00:37:02Oh shit, look!
00:37:03Oh shit.
00:37:05Oh!
00:37:15Oh my god!
00:37:20Stop!
00:37:21Stop!
00:37:21Stop it!
00:37:22Stop!
00:37:23What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:28Shit, it's Principal Stevens.
00:37:30I've got to save Cole.
00:37:31I mean, Jake.
00:37:32I've got to save Jake.
00:37:37Oh!
00:37:39Oh, my God!
00:37:40Principal Stevens, I'm so sorry.
00:37:43Hailey Rock, that's detention.
00:37:45After school, don't be late.
00:38:03Come on, what are you doing here?
00:38:06Can we keep you company?
00:38:08It's the least I could do if you saved my house today.
00:38:12The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:15Oh, sure.
00:38:17So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:22Oh, no.
00:38:24He lied about that.
00:38:25I don't know why, though.
00:38:26Good.
00:38:28You know, father that asshole,
00:38:30every time he looks at you,
00:38:31makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:34Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:37That could kill him.
00:38:41Promise me you won't go to prom with it.
00:38:45Okay, fine.
00:38:46I won't.
00:38:50Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:54Okay, everyone, let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:05Oh, my God.
00:39:06I am so fed up with this.
00:39:19Oops.
00:39:26Sorry.
00:39:27My trips.
00:39:28No.
00:39:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:30What?
00:39:31It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:36they're dead they're both dead oh how am i going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard
00:39:46oh what are you are you almost crying it's probably because you can't afford a new one
00:39:54jen what's going on over there
00:40:05wait what's going on is jen is getting a taste of her own medicine squirm it's burning mr edmunds
00:40:12oh please it's baking soda and water you're fine detention today after school
00:40:29jake hey oh uh sorry gotta get to student council
00:40:37hey you didn't even try the rice trick the rice trick
00:40:44yeah you don't know about the come on
00:41:00hey um ella
00:41:03it's emma yeah that's what i said can you hack a broken laptop
00:41:17hey it's gonna be okay we'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing
00:41:22never happened no it's not just the phone or the laptop it means it means i can't can't what
00:41:32i talked to a friend online he's really important to me
00:41:39and i'm sure you're really important to him
00:41:52oh cool if you look past all that hair gel and big ol ego and rich kid for bravo okay
00:42:00okay i i get it
00:42:04you're kind of sweet
00:42:10hey look at that oh my god thank you
00:42:16oh my god you're a miracle worker
00:42:24oh
00:42:25what is taking so long you doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate
00:42:28shut up ella it's emma whatever
00:42:38oh my god
00:42:46oh
00:42:46oh morning valley whore how are things in the castle
00:42:55valley whore what are they talking about
00:43:12guacamole wizard when can we be together in person guacamole wizard i want you so badly i dream
00:43:19about you touching me oh my god someone hacked my castle claimers messages touch me guacamole wizard
00:43:26yeah hey valley whore show them what you really like
00:43:48oh
00:43:48here you go here this is for you
00:43:55oh
00:43:55oh do you like what i've done with the place you hacked my laptop oh no it wasn't me it
00:44:01was that kid ella
00:44:02but i definitely got to reap the benefits what kind of incel sex over a video game hayley what are
00:44:08you
00:44:08catfishing this guy no i'm not trying to catfish him hey everyone i think valley whore is a cat fit
00:44:16because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you
00:44:43stop it stop stop
00:44:45stop
00:44:48oh
00:44:49i thought i'd take the janitor some time
00:44:54jane hey
00:44:57now's the time tell them tell them what that's your guacamole wizard
00:45:04who's guacamole wizard
00:45:07here you go
00:45:10oh my god did you think that jake was your secret little online boyfriend oh sweetie i've been
00:45:16bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you what why would you do that oh i don't know
00:45:21cole
00:45:22why do you think i would do that jake is this true have you been pretending to like me this
00:45:29whole time
00:45:30i'm sorry it was nothing personal
00:45:39yeah nothing personal huh
00:45:46all right all right all right enough what in the world is going on here is that a leaf blower
00:45:53that's
00:45:53all him okay well you both have detention so
00:46:01all right let me get this straight you stole a leaf blower and defaced school property it wasn't
00:46:07school property dad it was jen's cyber boy spreadsheets jesus christ how does she always get
00:46:12away with this could it be because her father's running for senate colt you think that's what it
00:46:17could be who cares i care and i hear she's got an eye for you so you're taking her to
00:46:24prom
00:46:25what not over my dead body oh because you're like that hayley girl i'm firing her mother right
00:46:32now no no please don't please then you're taking jen to prom max's dad called he said he's having a
00:46:39party tomorrow you're gonna go and you're gonna ask jen to prom end of discussion
00:46:49come on you big coward message him just do it you must think i'm the biggest idiot
00:47:05i could never think that
00:47:12but i thought you were jake please can't you just tell me now
00:47:15i think i've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime
00:47:22i heard that guy max is throwing a party tomorrow if you want i'll meet you there
00:47:38okay you got the ceiling just take a deep breath you got this you got this
00:47:47you look beautiful
00:47:51thank you mom
00:48:11hey hayley i'm glad you came you look so pretty
00:48:15hi hey max your house is gorgeous i mean no it's just my parents blood money
00:48:20you know they're upstairs watching the last of us right now they don't care about
00:48:23shit get drunk girl
00:48:38what are you doing here valley
00:48:41looks like the catfish came out of the pond
00:48:46hey everyone let's give it up for valley whore
00:48:53jen why are you doing this what have i even done to you to me oh i'm actually concerned about
00:48:58our
00:48:58whole community because those little cringy messages on your castle game those are concerning
00:49:03actually kind of a bit of a perv did you know that hayley she's a little pervy princess pervy princess
00:49:19hey let's get perfect tonight leave me alone is there a fire okay we set off the alarm
00:49:39oh
00:49:40oh
00:49:41oh
00:49:43oh
00:49:45oh
00:49:45oh
00:50:17are you him would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend okay cole is not
00:50:25him anyways we are going to the prom together no i'm not yes you are it's okay you can be
00:50:32honest
00:50:32about your feelings so you too this whole time oh my god i am such an idiot hey wait wait
00:50:49please at least take my jackets you know if you really wanted to humiliate me you didn't have to
00:50:54go to the extra effort jen was doing just fine i wasn't trying to humiliate you then what were
00:50:58you trying to do i guess you obviously the white clothes were just an added bonus i knew i
00:51:04shouldn't have trusted you what about guacamole was it what are you
00:51:18who is that just the devil get in the car
00:51:26i'm not going to ask you again cole get in the car dad can you just act normal for once
00:51:31and
00:51:31please introduce yourself to hayley i already assumed that's who this was i'm a servant so
00:51:39you're the scholarship trash that's hell bent on ruining cole's life well i've got news for you
00:51:45young lady my son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family and that's not you you
00:51:52will be forgotten you're a maid's daughter and your mom works for me stay away from him
00:51:59or i swear to god your mother is fired dad stop don't you touch my family i'll stay away
00:52:08hey come on you don't mean that
00:52:12i hate everything you stand for i hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what
00:52:19you think a good person looks like i hate everything about you i hate all of it i don't want
00:52:26any part of
00:52:27it so cole go with your dad hayley
00:52:41no laptop and no phone for a week ever since mom died you've turned into this cold patriarch
00:52:46hayley not that's real love why do you have to make me so miserable
00:52:49i promised your mother i would make you a success son even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:03hi hayley i'm emma i know you are right i just felt kind of bad that i accidentally helped
00:53:11done ruin your life so i wanted to return your laptop to you goodness new
00:53:20oh wow thanks emma
00:53:24okay bye
00:53:29one down one to go
00:53:31you're so cool i know emma want to go to prom why not let's get these lovers together
00:53:44hi mr edmund hi max and max's friend sorry we weren't expecting you cole's grounded
00:53:51oh he is but it was his 18th birthday today what can i say max actions have consequences
00:54:00birthday or no cole is grounded well that really sucks because he's uh also the president of the
00:54:08prom committee we were supposed to review budgets today cole my son cole reviewing budgets he's never
00:54:16reviewed a budget a day in his life well mr edmunds today could be that day and we just have
00:54:20to give
00:54:21him back this school sanctioned laptop so we can get back to his very important and very respectable
00:54:26budgetary work
00:54:35go away
00:54:40max what what are you guys doing here happy birthday cole i brought you my laptop and logged into your
00:54:46castle claimers account just get it back to me by tomorrow
00:54:49what what what's going on dude it's your 18th birthday you can tell hayley who you are now you
00:54:55can be together just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love who you really are
00:55:01no i'll tell her myself stick me in your car
00:55:13mom i'm fine i just need some time alone
00:55:25open the door wait what he's here
00:55:38it's you
00:55:40i'm sure you've given me this to you a long time
00:55:44hayley i wanted to tell you who i was from the very beginning
00:55:47my dad threatened to fire your mom and i had to wait a really long time
00:55:50to tell you who i was i got my inheritance
00:55:53and i can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose
00:56:10i understand if this changes things
00:56:13if you don't love me the way you you love guacamole wizard but i i need you to know i
00:56:20love you
00:56:33cool i love you
00:56:35you do yes you idiot i've loved you for months
00:56:40i mean this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though because i had to be loyal to him
00:56:45and but you're him you didn't expect her i i mean i i always hoped it was you
00:56:56do you hope to
00:56:58yes i hoped it was you you were always there for me
00:57:06you're really fucking hot
00:57:11hey uh
00:57:12one of those things i said we could do
00:57:16you never go
00:57:18yeah
00:57:21take my clothes off
00:57:22you're getting there don't worry
00:57:26i'm so real you
00:57:28just be on me
00:57:32i'm so real you
00:57:46okay so what do you think
00:57:4910 out of 10
00:57:50yeah
00:57:51yeah
00:57:51one do again
00:57:52i'll get sex to sex with me specifically
00:57:55i've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:57:58all right all right that's fair
00:58:00i'll uh
00:58:01i'll take that as a one
00:58:07what is my life now
00:58:08am i being nice to cole eggnance
00:58:11oh god no i fully expect you to
00:58:15continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:17no i'll just
00:58:18i'm just lost behind it
00:58:20there's always been lost behind it
00:58:22i have to take a minute
00:58:23no
00:58:23stop it
00:58:27um
00:58:28same
00:58:29isn't brown tonight
00:58:31i think you know if it's prom or not
00:58:34i don't know
00:58:36but the real question is
00:58:37do you got a date
00:58:41cole are you asking me to prom
00:58:43oh i would have asked you earlier
00:58:45but jay kind of gave me to the show
00:58:46oh god please don't mention his name again
00:58:48i don't want to hear it
00:58:50yeah you don't have to ask me twice
00:58:52but i don't even have a dress
00:58:54but i don't even have a dress
00:58:59i just slept with cole edmonds and i'm in love with cole edmonds
00:59:03who would have guessed
00:59:08i thought
00:59:10only the best for my princess
00:59:12where did you get that
00:59:14i might have gotten you a dress
00:59:17on the off chance that you
00:59:19might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:21and maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:25of course i'll go to prom with you
00:59:31mr edmonds
00:59:32i didn't expect you to be here
00:59:34cole
00:59:34are you here
00:59:37cole
00:59:37are you here
00:59:40mr edmonds
00:59:41you can't just barge into my house like this
00:59:43i see you cole
00:59:44you are a big pro
01:00:02hey uh
01:00:03you almost done in there
01:00:04you try changing into an evening gown
01:00:07in a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:10okay i'm ready
01:00:22what do you think
01:00:27my god haley you are the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
01:00:34i just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick
01:00:36you're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes
01:00:3820 minutes
01:00:40we're in
01:00:42yeah
01:00:45thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes i hear we have a winner
01:00:53and your 2026 prom queen is
01:00:58jen longfellow
01:01:01thank you
01:01:02oh my god
01:01:04thank you guys so much
01:01:07seriously this makes the world to me
01:01:09i mean like who else would win right
01:01:12oh this is just the perfect moment
01:01:18oh my god that's haley and cole
01:01:22it was fun
01:01:23this way is your dad
01:01:24this time that's up
01:01:31no
01:01:32who cares
01:01:35hell yeah
01:01:39ew literally what the fuck
01:01:41dang
01:01:42language
01:01:43i am the queen okay she's just a little pervy princess
01:01:46come on everyone say it with me
01:01:48pervy princess pervy princess pervy princess
01:01:58wait wait wait wait what are those those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:02make cole edmunds fall in love with you his dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:09don't worry daddy if i can't have him no one can
01:02:14i'm gonna destroy hayley roth's life is this real jen's crazy
01:02:21who did this
01:02:22who did this
01:02:26what you exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think i was gonna hack your phone
01:02:30you little shit
01:02:32you know jen
01:02:34as the principal
01:02:35i'm supposed to remain impartial
01:02:38and above all of this petty drama
01:02:40but quite frankly
01:02:43you are the worst
01:02:45and i think it's time that you are expelled from edmunds academy
01:02:49you can't do that
01:02:51i'm the principal
01:02:52so uh
01:02:53yes i can
01:03:02there was no internship
01:03:04you lied to me
01:03:12hayley catch
01:03:18my princess finally has a crown
01:03:22now all i need is my handsome prince
01:03:24oh
01:03:26yeah no can do
01:03:27all i have to offer
01:03:28is a bowie knight with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:31and a awesome sense of humor
01:03:33oof
01:03:34how can i refuse
01:03:41oh no that's my dad
01:03:45we are going home
01:03:47right now
01:03:48you disobeyed me for the last time boy
01:03:50yeah i'm not a boy dad
01:03:53you talk all the time
01:03:54about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
01:03:57yet
01:03:58you can't see i've already become that man
01:04:01and it's because of hayley
01:04:03and you can accept that
01:04:04or i'll make my own path
01:04:06and best believe me i can
01:04:08i'll say this
01:04:10that's the most backbone i've ever seen in you cole
01:04:15joy pro
01:04:23i am so proud of you
01:04:27i'm kind of done with all you being by my side
01:04:30that was terrifying
01:04:32it's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before
01:04:34well so
01:04:36i love you
01:04:36i love you guacamole wizard
01:04:39oh my god i gotta change that username
01:04:41yeah you do
01:04:42oh my god
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