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With nothing but lint in their pockets, Jobe (30) and Mike (29), enroll at Bankhead University chasing refund checks. Chaos, romance, and culture shock follow as they hilariously navigate college life and find unexpected purpose.
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00:01Goat House Studios presents 30-year-old freshman.
00:05You two, your asses are torched. You're fired. Get out of my place.
00:13Edwin Johnson, tone the goat.
00:16We should go to college and become students and get free refund checks.
00:24Can't we go to jail for that?
00:26Not if we really go and take the classes.
00:29Become real students.
00:30It's legit. It's free money, man.
00:34It's never too late to enroll in college.
00:36BHU, you can be whoever you want to be.
00:40Even this day.
00:41Jessica Dunn, Jessie McDonn.
00:44Half a step forward, turn around and then you step.
00:48You just gotta dance and make it right when everything's all wrong.
00:54No Nick J, big homie block.
00:56I don't know, bitch.
00:57Oh, snap.
00:58What the hell?
00:59My bad twin.
00:59I know damn why your avocado head asses just bump into me, girl.
01:03My bad. Use it my way.
01:04My bad.
01:05My bad.
01:05My bad.
01:06Since the Dean broke ass couldn't afford no helmets on no shoulder pads, we forced to motherfuckin' play tag football.
01:14You the only one that got shoulder pads and a helmet.
01:16I need you to take that shit off.
01:18What?
01:19No, what?
01:19Keep it on.
01:20Well, goddamn look.
01:21We gonna go over there.
01:21Boom.
01:22Alright, Cody.
01:24Real quick.
01:24Can you tell me what L.A. means?
01:27Sad.
01:28Boy, I wish you would.
01:30I don't have that one.
01:32Why don't you sit there?
01:33My good crush on you.
01:34I can't believe you this dumbass motherfucker and got Chelsea thanks, wrapping on your car.
01:41That's the most tender-deckish shit I've ever seen in my life.
01:43Stupid Ass out of your car, y'all.
01:47You gon be the first person out right now.
01:50Niggas talk talk always on time.
01:53Oh my god, that was a real shit, y'all.
01:55That was a real shit.
01:56Woo!
01:57Where are you guys, bitch?
01:59Oh, he's right here.
02:01He checked, the booty was flat.
02:03See, your mama did it.
02:06Nice to meet you. You got a man?
02:15Yeah, he got to this school.
02:16What does that mean? He ain't here right now.
02:18He got to this school.
02:19I got $40.
02:20$40?
02:21Oh, hell no.
02:2230-year-old freshman in theaters only December 17th and 22nd.
02:27Tickets available on Eventbrite.
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