00:01Goat House Studios presents 30-year-old freshman.
00:05You two, your asses are torched. You're fired. Get out of my place.
00:13Edwin Johnson, tone the goat.
00:16We should go to college and become students and get free refund checks.
00:24Can't we go to jail for that?
00:26Not if we really go and take the classes.
00:29Become real students.
00:30It's legit. It's free money, man.
00:34It's never too late to enroll in college.
00:36BHU, you can be whoever you want to be.
00:40Even this day.
00:41Jessica Dunn, Jessie McDonn.
00:44Half a step forward, turn around and then you step.
00:48You just gotta dance and make it right when everything's all wrong.
00:54No Nick J, big homie block.
00:56I don't know, bitch.
00:57Oh, snap.
00:58What the hell?
00:59My bad twin.
00:59I know damn why your avocado head asses just bump into me, girl.
01:03My bad. Use it my way.
01:04My bad.
01:05My bad.
01:05My bad.
01:06Since the Dean broke ass couldn't afford no helmets on no shoulder pads, we forced to motherfuckin' play tag football.
01:14You the only one that got shoulder pads and a helmet.
01:16I need you to take that shit off.
01:18What?
01:19No, what?
01:19Keep it on.
01:20Well, goddamn look.
01:21We gonna go over there.
01:21Boom.
01:22Alright, Cody.
01:24Real quick.
01:24Can you tell me what L.A. means?
01:27Sad.
01:28Boy, I wish you would.
01:30I don't have that one.
01:32Why don't you sit there?
01:33My good crush on you.
01:34I can't believe you this dumbass motherfucker and got Chelsea thanks, wrapping on your car.
01:41That's the most tender-deckish shit I've ever seen in my life.
01:43Stupid Ass out of your car, y'all.
01:47You gon be the first person out right now.
01:50Niggas talk talk always on time.
01:53Oh my god, that was a real shit, y'all.
01:55That was a real shit.
01:56Woo!
01:57Where are you guys, bitch?
01:59Oh, he's right here.
02:01He checked, the booty was flat.
02:03See, your mama did it.
02:06Nice to meet you. You got a man?
02:15Yeah, he got to this school.
02:16What does that mean? He ain't here right now.
02:18He got to this school.
02:19I got $40.
02:20$40?
02:21Oh, hell no.
02:2230-year-old freshman in theaters only December 17th and 22nd.
02:27Tickets available on Eventbrite.
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