00:00The sun was in my eye, and who starts a countdown at 5?
00:04It always starts at 10. Listen, listen, listen. Turn around, and I'll...
00:07Alright, can you chill? Can you do that?
00:11We're gonna reset. My name is Yoda.
00:19You'll see mine on TV.
00:22You need friends. Desperately.
00:24No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:29You stupid piece of fucking...
00:33If you lean forward, you won't be okay. If you lean back, you will die.
00:36I know that. Just give me a second.
00:37Oh, a second. If I'm yelling at you, I'm not yelling at you.
00:39I am not yelling at you. Fine. My name is Shredder.
00:43Asshole. Tell me what I am.
00:44Nine o'clock. You just had to be there.
00:47Who's the kid?
00:48Move too quick. Your shit's gonna be wrong.
00:49Way too slow, you're gonna get nowhere to just be burnt.
00:52You know, we pros, we gotta be ready for everything, right?
00:54And I'm feeling so I'm done.
00:56Yes!
00:58Medium rare!
00:59Get the heck of a friend here! Light now!
01:07Kid, you're not ready, alright?
01:08I'll teach you how to drop into the pool tomorrow.
01:10Alright, no screaming this time, okay?
01:11I don't have time for tomorrow.
01:12I have to be someone today.
01:14Three, two, one!
01:15Fuck yeah, Shredder!
01:17Name is not Shredder, okay?
01:22Fuck you, snail!
01:24I'm a skater, by the way.
01:26You wanna know how long?
01:28Two days.
01:31Welcome to Paradise!
01:35Take a breath!
01:43Don't be raw, kid.
01:48Thank you!
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