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00:00:00Come on.
00:00:04Open your legs up for me.
00:00:06Wider.
00:00:07Like that?
00:00:09Like that.
00:00:15Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:20Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:22This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:25I only want you.
00:00:30Your brother's gonna kill me.
00:00:31But I don't care.
00:00:33You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:46And that's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:49my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:52and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:54In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:57Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:00In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:03It's pure tragic.
00:01:04Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:01:06but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:08So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:12Oh, shit!
00:01:13Fucking dumbass!
00:01:16Stupid!
00:01:17Stupid!
00:01:20Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:22It could've been really bad.
00:01:25Oh, fuck.
00:01:26Oh, my God.
00:01:28What?
00:01:29No.
00:01:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:31Oh, my God.
00:01:33Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000-word pure smut.
00:01:38Starring him!
00:01:42All right.
00:01:43Welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:45You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:48This is awesome.
00:01:49I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:52And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:56But you are welcome to my house-roaming party tonight.
00:01:58We'll bring something.
00:01:59Not so fast.
00:02:01You're not staying here alone.
00:02:02I got you a roommate.
00:02:04And he's gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:05What?
00:02:06A roommate?
00:02:07No, I'm an adult.
00:02:08I don't need a babysitter, Mom.
00:02:10No, no.
00:02:10You're a big baby.
00:02:12And you know it.
00:02:13Okay.
00:02:14Fine.
00:02:15Who is it?
00:02:34Hey, roomie.
00:02:36It's been a while.
00:02:37You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:41Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:43I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:45The same Brett Harrison.
00:02:47I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:50Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:53What?
00:02:54Allie.
00:02:54Sorry.
00:02:55Allie, quit drooling.
00:02:56Come on, that's gross.
00:02:57I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:02:59I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:01Dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:03Put some actual pants on.
00:03:04You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:06Yeah.
00:03:06Just get out of the chair.
00:03:07I don't care, man.
00:03:08All right.
00:03:09You're on watch duty now.
00:03:10You gotta keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:12Okay?
00:03:12And remember, most important part, row code.
00:03:15We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:17We're on.
00:03:17I don't want to sleep with you, Brian.
00:03:19Catch you later, okay?
00:03:19Fuck yeah.
00:03:20Catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:21All right.
00:03:22Bye, everybody.
00:03:25You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:33Hey, hey.
00:03:35Reminds me.
00:03:36Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:40I don't know.
00:03:42Why don't you define weird?
00:03:44It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:52Sometimes they have files that will give you a virus if you open it, so you just don't
00:03:56want to open it.
00:03:57And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look
00:04:01at it.
00:04:01Yeah, right.
00:04:02A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:07That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:09Yeah.
00:04:10No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp the last, like, two weeks, so I had a signal.
00:04:15So he hasn't seen me.
00:04:17I'm safe.
00:04:19Why?
00:04:19What's on the email?
00:04:22Why?
00:04:22What's on the email?
00:04:23Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:26Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:27Nothing.
00:04:28Nothing.
00:04:29Because, you know, like I am, I'm gonna be looking after you now.
00:04:31I made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should, uh,
00:04:36tell me.
00:04:37No.
00:04:38Nothing.
00:04:38Nothing scandalous.
00:04:39I'm gonna go.
00:04:40Actually, I have to go.
00:04:41Good to see you.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:47Deep breath.
00:04:48This is my year.
00:04:50New city.
00:04:51New school.
00:04:52I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:53And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:14What is a size eight doing in my locker room?
00:05:17Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:22Hi, um, I'm Allison.
00:05:25I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:27Sweetie.
00:05:28Cheerleaders need to be liftable.
00:05:30And more delicate.
00:05:32You know what I mean?
00:05:33Uh, but I was captain of my high school team and I went really fast.
00:05:39Okay.
00:05:40You want a shot?
00:05:42But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:44Okay.
00:05:45Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:46Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:47And if he's okay with someone your size on his sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:54Sure.
00:05:55Yeah.
00:05:55Um, where is he?
00:05:57He's in a team meeting.
00:05:59Down the hallway.
00:06:00Third door on the left.
00:06:01And just barge in.
00:06:03Be aggressive.
00:06:03He loves them.
00:06:11Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:15She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus.
00:06:19Brett's gonna eat her live.
00:06:26Third door.
00:06:27Meeting room.
00:06:28Show him aggression.
00:06:29I got this.
00:06:38Oh, my God.
00:06:41Oh, my God.
00:06:42You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:44Cause, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:46Hmm.
00:06:47We lost, and we still gotta stop.
00:06:52Hope you brought your meat pies, virgin.
00:06:54What?
00:06:55No!
00:06:56No!
00:06:57Don't be shy, baby.
00:06:59Turn around.
00:07:01Whoa.
00:07:06Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:08I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:10Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:12Were you needing a salute?
00:07:13Oh.
00:07:15Back off.
00:07:33You looking for me?
00:07:36You looking for me?
00:07:38What do you think you're doing in the boys locker room?
00:07:41Brett?
00:07:42He's the football captain?
00:07:44Of course he is.
00:07:45Who else could it be?
00:07:48Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:50You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half naked.
00:07:54Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:55The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:07:59Elson, I think the girls are messing with you.
00:08:01I am the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:05Oh, my God.
00:08:06Sorry.
00:08:07Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:10Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:12You look thirsty.
00:08:20Hey, well, great.
00:08:21Well, you guys are going to be running lapsing, you fucking puke.
00:08:23Put it down.
00:08:28What's that?
00:08:30Well, let's get you out of here.
00:08:31I don't want to see you like this.
00:08:32It's okay.
00:08:32I can just go out.
00:08:45I finally did it.
00:08:46The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:49I kissed my brother's best friend, and holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:55The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:00Touchdown.
00:09:03I slept.
00:09:10You guys are benched.
00:09:12It's just a joke.
00:09:13Seriously.
00:09:16The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:19Don't look, it's a kisser.
00:09:21In the men's shower, Allison?
00:09:23Unhinged.
00:09:24Does he kiss as good as he loves?
00:09:26Kill me now.
00:09:34What are you doing here?
00:09:36I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:38Obviously.
00:09:40Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:42Yes, it did.
00:09:44You've just been waiting.
00:09:45Yeah.
00:09:46And whose fault is it at?
00:09:48I messaged you.
00:09:49Oh crap.
00:09:51I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:53I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:56I must have missed your message.
00:09:58Sorry.
00:09:59Missed my message?
00:10:01You know, I don't think so.
00:10:03I think.
00:10:04I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:06Why?
00:10:07Okay, come on.
00:10:08What?
00:10:09Just give it back.
00:10:10Whatever you...
00:10:11Hold on.
00:10:12You're texting Chad?
00:10:14I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:18You know, Chad is a walking STD.
00:10:19He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:21Are you into that?
00:10:21We're doing a school project together.
00:10:23Ah, a school project.
00:10:24Yes.
00:10:25You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions, so...
00:10:28Well, it's the truth.
00:10:29So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:31Hold on.
00:10:32Let me do something really quick.
00:10:33What are you doing?
00:10:34There you go.
00:10:35Chad is deleted.
00:10:37What?
00:10:37What?
00:10:38Stop!
00:10:38Dirty them.
00:10:39That's not cool.
00:10:40You can't do that.
00:10:41That's not fair.
00:10:43Uh, yes it is.
00:10:44Because, listen.
00:10:45You're my business now.
00:10:47So, right now, I want you to open your phone.
00:10:50I said take your phone out.
00:10:54Cool.
00:10:55And do what?
00:10:56I want you to, uh, pin my contact to the top.
00:11:07Keep it cool, Allison.
00:11:09Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:11This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:14The car, the moonlit night, and the brooding quarterback.
00:11:19I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:23Make sure you want me to take your attention.
00:11:27This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:29My only.
00:11:31I only have ever wanted you.
00:11:36Ah, yes.
00:11:38Rhett.
00:11:39Harder.
00:11:40Faster.
00:11:41I'm coming.
00:11:43Erin?
00:11:44Yes.
00:11:45I need a little bit of Erin.
00:11:46It's really hot in here.
00:11:48I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:50Ron is gonna kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:55No, I just, I...
00:12:04Oh, my God.
00:12:05Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:07I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:11You have double XL condoms in here?
00:12:14I'll tell you.
00:12:15It's for girls.
00:12:16Do you actually use those?
00:12:18Yeah.
00:12:19They're used for drinks.
00:12:21There's no way.
00:12:22That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:24What did you like to know?
00:12:30Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:33Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room.
00:12:36You kissed me back.
00:12:37You basically tacked me.
00:12:39I was just trying to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:47Pathetic.
00:12:48I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:49I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:51I'm such an idiot.
00:12:53Forget I said anything.
00:12:55You know what?
00:12:55Why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:57Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna do some new ground rules.
00:13:00Excuse me?
00:13:01There's gonna be a 9pm curfew.
00:13:04No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:07And you're gonna share your live location with me all the time.
00:13:09Are you insane?
00:13:10Who do you think you are?
00:13:12My father?
00:13:18I'm your roommate.
00:13:19And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:23So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:26Yeah.
00:13:27We're roommates.
00:13:29And that means we're equals.
00:13:31And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:34So you're forgetting the part where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:38And Ron has already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to
00:13:42make sure that you're safe.
00:13:44Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:13:48Nope.
00:13:49Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:53No. Pro Max.
00:13:54Not when he looks like that.
00:13:58Are you a problem with him?
00:14:00Yeah.
00:14:01This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:05First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:07Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:11You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:13I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:14You don't control what I do.
00:14:17Yes, I do.
00:14:29Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:33Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:37Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:40Lingerie?
00:14:41Seriously?
00:14:43But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squat.
00:14:47I'm not letting Rita win.
00:14:50I'm your roommate.
00:14:51And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:54Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him.
00:14:58I don't take orders from those.
00:15:21Oh my God.
00:15:23Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:29Look everyone, the strippers arrived.
00:15:32Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:39Thanks.
00:15:39At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:43You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me.
00:15:46I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:15:49Now, are we gonna have some fun?
00:15:52Or is everyone just gonna stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:56Turn the music up, let's play a game.
00:16:13I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:23Shit.
00:16:24I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:26Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:30What's the matter?
00:16:31No guys want you?
00:16:33Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:35She's stalling.
00:16:36She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:16:38You can't get a guy?
00:16:40You dress like a hooker, you flash your tits enough, a single man wants to claim you?
00:16:43I'm sorry.
00:16:45Just give me a second.
00:16:55Hey, Allison.
00:16:56Yeah, I...
00:17:03That is punishment for wasting our time.
00:17:06You're so thirsty.
00:17:08Lick it up.
00:17:14Lick it up.
00:17:17Lick it up.
00:17:23Brett?
00:17:26What's up?
00:17:27Where are you?
00:17:28I'm at Club Five.
00:17:30I, um...
00:17:31I lost a dare.
00:17:33Yeah?
00:17:34What kind of dare?
00:17:37I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:41Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:45a good idea for you to go out of time?
00:17:46Come on, Brett.
00:17:48Please, this is serious.
00:17:49Can you just come get me?
00:17:50No, Allison.
00:17:51You know what?
00:17:51You want it to break the rules?
00:17:53You enjoy your night.
00:17:54Brett, please!
00:17:58How dare you even think of Brett?
00:18:01He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:03You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:08I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:15Where do you think you're going?
00:18:17Grab her.
00:18:17What?
00:18:18No!
00:18:19Get off of me!
00:18:20You lost the dare.
00:18:21You pay the price.
00:18:24You need to loosen up.
00:18:26You couldn't get Brett's touchy.
00:18:27That's fine.
00:18:28We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:32No!
00:18:45What was that?
00:18:47Oh, Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:54Please.
00:18:55Come on, sweetheart.
00:18:57A dare is a dare.
00:18:58Stop fighting.
00:19:01I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:03Taking that V-card out of your ass.
00:19:13Please.
00:19:14Please.
00:19:15Please.
00:19:15You're getting this?
00:19:16That's what gets used.
00:19:19Hey, asshole!
00:19:32Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:35Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:46Do you think this is the best?
00:19:52No, no, no.
00:19:53No, no.
00:19:53No.
00:19:53No.
00:19:56No.
00:20:00No.
00:20:04No.
00:20:05No.
00:20:05No, no, no.
00:20:06No, no.
00:20:06No.
00:20:06No.
00:20:06Or else you are fucking dumb and that goes for everybody. I don't want to see one picture of one
00:20:13video. Does everybody understand that?
00:20:17Great, we'll delete them right now
00:20:23You okay
00:20:35Hey, hey, what do you think you're doing, huh? Sneaking out? Going to a place like this? What happened if
00:20:43I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:46What did you mean back there?
00:20:50Back where?
00:20:52And you told everyone
00:20:55That I'm your girl
00:20:58The literal meaning
00:20:59I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you
00:21:03I told Ron that I was going to protect you
00:21:05And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:08Yeah
00:21:10I know
00:21:11Cause I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:13Always causing trouble
00:21:14Please, just put this out
00:21:17Happy?
00:21:18Yeah
00:21:23Well, you know what? I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this
00:21:26Like I'm desperate?
00:21:27No, that's not true
00:21:28I know, okay? I'm a total joke
00:21:30Bullshit
00:21:30You're trying to impress people that don't matter, okay?
00:21:33These people are not your friends and you're lowering your standards
00:21:35And you don't-
00:21:36I know, I know
00:21:36Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend
00:21:38And I know that I'm a pathetic loser
00:21:40And I know that I'm not good enough for you
00:21:43That's not true
00:21:45Fuck Rita
00:21:47Fuck everybody
00:21:49Allison, you're perfect just the way that you are
00:21:51I don't want to be me, okay?
00:21:53I want to be liked
00:21:54I want to be wanted
00:21:55And I want someone who will answer when I call them
00:21:58I'll always answer when you call
00:22:00I'll always be there
00:22:01So what does that mean?
00:22:04What does that mean for us?
00:22:05What am I to you, Brett?
00:22:09I'm losing my mind
00:22:10I know the rules, but look at her
00:22:14All I can think, just this once
00:22:18What?
00:22:21Just say it, just say it!
00:22:22I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this
00:22:25Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:27No
00:22:28It's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:30That is not true
00:22:31Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me
00:22:34Tell me there's nothing happening right now
00:22:36I can't
00:22:39And you can't actually do anything about it either
00:22:42So you know what? Just forget it
00:22:45Forget I said anything
00:22:48I'm done begging you
00:22:49I'm done
00:22:50No, Allison, Allison, stop that
00:22:51No, Allison, Allison, stop that
00:22:53Allison, there is a line that I am trying to not cross
00:23:03Why?
00:23:04Because if I do, I won't be able to stop
00:23:09It says that you have to stop
00:23:13Please don't stop
00:23:14Please don't stop
00:23:16Please don't stop
00:23:51Yo, what's up, loser?
00:23:56Allie, are you a threat right now?
00:24:01Swear to God, guys, what are you doing right now?
00:24:03Talk to me.
00:24:04Face time to run.
00:24:08What is he doing?
00:24:09Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:17Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:19Hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:24:20What?
00:24:20Allie called me, dumbass, and I had signed up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:25So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now, or I'm going to come over there
00:24:28and beat your ass.
00:24:30It's...
00:24:30It was an accident, okay?
00:24:32We just...
00:24:33I butt-dialed you.
00:24:34We went to the freshman party, and I was leaving, and something got in my eye.
00:24:40And so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight.
00:24:44Okay?
00:24:44Chill.
00:24:45Really?
00:24:46Yeah, look.
00:24:50It's really dry, okay?
00:24:52My eye is, like, dying.
00:24:55All right, Brett, if that's true, you guys got a ticket or two out of, like, an urgent care
00:24:59right now or something.
00:25:00I need you to take care of that.
00:25:02I was, uh, I was going to right after.
00:25:04I got it.
00:25:06Peace.
00:25:06Bye.
00:25:10Oh, my God.
00:25:11That was really, really close.
00:25:13Hey, what's up?
00:25:15Come on, we should...
00:25:16You forgot something.
00:25:17No, Ellie.
00:25:18It's late.
00:25:19Come on, you almost kissed me.
00:25:20Hey, Allison.
00:25:22Stop.
00:25:28Quit acting so childish.
00:25:33You know, the only thing that I need to quit...
00:25:37is you.
00:25:45All right, ladies.
00:25:47Physical assessments today.
00:25:49Allison, you're first.
00:26:22Damn, Allison. I see you.
00:26:26Yeah, looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:28You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:31Shut up.
00:26:40Hey, uh...
00:26:41Hey, watch it. What's your problem?
00:26:45Huh?
00:26:54Partner up! Stretching drills!
00:27:00Solo Allison? Let me help. I'm real hands-on.
00:27:05I'm okay.
00:27:07Come on. He'll be fine. I promise.
00:27:11Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:14Uh, she's with me.
00:27:17I'm not with anyone.
00:27:20Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:22That's right. She doesn't need to keep her, Brett.
00:27:26Choose me.
00:27:31Walk away, Chad.
00:27:33Right now.
00:27:36Whatever, man. You're a loss.
00:27:42What are you doing?
00:27:44What?
00:27:44Are you jealous or something?
00:27:47No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:48What was that?
00:27:49I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:50Keeping the vultures away. Just doing my job.
00:27:55First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:00All right, come on.
00:28:02You first.
00:28:08Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:11You ready, Ricky?
00:28:12I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:14But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:17Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:20You want to play?
00:28:20Fine. Let's play.
00:28:53What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:56I'm not doing anything.
00:28:58Stop it.
00:29:00Stop playing.
00:29:03Switch positions!
00:29:06You're turned.
00:29:08Shh.
00:29:09Shh.
00:29:10Shh.
00:29:11Shh.
00:29:11Shh.
00:29:12Shh.
00:29:16Shh.
00:29:18Whenever you're ready.
00:29:20She's trying to kill me.
00:29:22And it's working.
00:29:28She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:31It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:34Ron is gonna murder me.
00:29:41What the hell am I doing?
00:29:47What the hell am I doing?
00:29:49You okay, Brett?
00:29:51I'm okay.
00:29:52And done!
00:29:53Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:56You're gonna be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:29:59Really?
00:30:00Yeah.
00:30:01Wow, thank you.
00:30:04Congratulations.
00:30:05Uh, good flirting, you two.
00:30:17You're awfully...
00:30:30Oh my god, it's fucking hot, hot, hot, oh my god, um, oh my god, no, um, can you please
00:30:43get me a paper towel, this is, yeah, yeah, for sure, here, thank you, oh my god, oh my
00:30:48sorry, okay, brain bleach, I need brain bleach, but, damn it, how do I unsee that, how do
00:30:57I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest, okay, it's fine, just, it's okay,
00:31:02just forget it, okay, I'm doing laundry, I'm sorry I spilled milk on you, I, um, didn't,
00:31:07you know, you're not really wearing any clothes, and it, and neither are you, you're just as
00:31:13dressed as I am, you're wearing shorts and nothing else, and you're not looking where
00:31:16you're going, so, okay, I said I was sorry, all right, listen, I just, why aren't you
00:31:22still here, why aren't you still here, why wouldn't I be here, this is my morning routine,
00:31:28I know, it's 8 30, isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for,
00:31:32like, a hair and makeup thing, what, nobody told me that, had, oh my god, she's gonna kill
00:31:38me, this is how I'm gonna get kicked off the team, she's gonna, she's gonna kill me because
00:31:42I'm late for our first performance, hey, hey, hey, hey, it's okay, well, I'll, it's all right,
00:31:46okay, thank you.
00:32:00Get all your stuff?
00:32:01Yeah, um, I have to go, okay, thanks, bye.
00:32:15Did you just see that?
00:32:16That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison, and she was in the shotgun, never lets any girl
00:32:22sit there, enjoy it while it lasts, nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:35Hey, uh, sorry I'm late, I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:39Don't make excuses, Scott, late is late, you're just too lazy.
00:32:53Hey, what's your problem?
00:32:55My problem is you dragging the whole team down, it's the first game you can't even be on time.
00:33:00Like I said, nobody...
00:33:04No, hey, stop!
00:33:06Stop! Are you crazy?
00:33:09Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:13Stop!
00:33:15You want to fight?
00:33:16I'll give you a reason.
00:33:23Hey, hey, what are you doing?
00:33:24What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:26Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:27This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:28Cool, get out.
00:33:31Get out of here.
00:33:32All of you, get out of here, right now.
00:33:34Did you hear me? Get out!
00:33:39You okay?
00:33:41It's fine.
00:33:43I just can't go out there like this, so I'm just gonna have to tell Coach that I'm sick or
00:33:48something.
00:33:48It's gonna be okay, we have enough time.
00:33:50Trust me.
00:33:54Hi, hello.
00:33:55Listen, I need you to go to the school, and I need you to meet me in the woman's locker
00:33:58room.
00:33:58Right now.
00:34:03All right, hey, listen, use my jersey.
00:34:07Make you look better than the original, all right?
00:34:33Oh, shit.
00:34:34Is that even Allison?
00:34:46She looks...
00:34:47Sturny.
00:34:50Look at you.
00:34:51You look, uh, you look fantastic.
00:34:53You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did.
00:34:55It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:34:57You know, that's true.
00:34:58That's true, I am.
00:34:59Hey, are you sure it's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:04Yeah.
00:35:05You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:08Really?
00:35:09To you, as your best friend's sister, of course.
00:35:14As more than just a friend's sister.
00:35:19All right, time's ticking.
00:35:21Let's move.
00:35:22Allison, I don't know whatever this look is, but it works.
00:35:30You take center.
00:35:31Let's go.
00:35:37Hey, uh, break the leg.
00:35:48Okay.
00:35:53Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our state university cheerleading squad.
00:35:58Hey.
00:36:01Okay.
00:36:02One, two, three, go.
00:36:04Woo.
00:36:08Shout out loud.
00:36:13Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:36:15Oh, yeah.
00:36:21Oh, yeah.
00:36:32Who is that girl?
00:36:34She's on fire.
00:36:35It's Allison Scott.
00:36:36Who knows she had moves?
00:36:42Allison is seriously so hot.
00:36:45I mean, damn.
00:36:46I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:36:49Body in that uniform?
00:36:50Woo!
00:36:51You're getting lucky tonight.
00:36:54Stay with me.
00:36:55I don't have to.
00:36:56See, girls like that, they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:00I'm telling you right now, if you don't fuck off, the only thing that's going to be chasing
00:37:04is my fist.
00:37:15He's on the 30-yard line.
00:37:17The 20.
00:37:18The 10.
00:37:19The 10.
00:37:22Touchdown!
00:37:23Matt Harrison does it again.
00:37:24State wins.
00:37:26Yes!
00:37:42Hey, congrats on the win, Captain.
00:37:45That was really good.
00:37:46You know, it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:37:49OK, shut up.
00:37:50full!
00:37:54You're a kid.
00:37:55Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss!
00:38:00Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss!
00:38:05Oh my God.
00:38:06Is he actually going to kiss me?
00:38:08In front of the entire stadium?
00:38:12Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
00:38:20Now we got ourselves a good old kiss cam standoff.
00:38:23I haven't seen one of these in years.
00:38:28Come on, Allison. Let's give the people what they want.
00:38:31I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend.
00:38:37Oh, but I want it.
00:38:54Wait. What?
00:39:00I can't believe this is happening. Kiss cam, me, and Brett.
00:39:06Oh, my God!
00:39:10I'm still in pain.
00:39:13Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:19Thanks for keeping Chad at bay.
00:39:22No problem.
00:39:30This is insane
00:39:31I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister
00:39:35But it feels so right
00:39:37I never want it to end
00:39:43Harrison
00:39:49Harrison
00:39:53What the hell do you think you're doing
00:39:54Kissing my sister in front of the entire school
00:39:56Ron, just calm down, okay
00:39:58You're making a scene
00:39:58I'm making a scene
00:39:59I'm making a scene
00:40:00You two were swallowing each other's faces
00:40:02On the Jumbotron
00:40:03Stop beating like this, okay
00:40:06Are you serious right now?
00:40:07If I hadn't stepped in
00:40:08You two would have needed to get a room
00:40:12You're unbelievable
00:40:14I hate you
00:40:18Dude, I'm
00:40:19No, no, no, you cut the crap
00:40:20You tell me right now
00:40:21What's happening between you two
00:40:22I promise
00:40:23Do not bullshit me
00:40:24Do not bullshit me
00:40:25Absolutely nothing
00:40:26I'm serious
00:40:27Nothing
00:40:28Fucking lying
00:40:29I saw the way you kissed her
00:40:31Okay?
00:40:31She is not another one of your conquests
00:40:33I know that
00:40:34So you stay in your lane
00:40:36Because she is my sister
00:40:37And I'm warning you
00:40:38You do not cross me
00:40:40You do not
00:40:40I promise
00:40:41Dude
00:40:42Fuck
00:40:46Okay
00:40:47Hey, we need to talk
00:40:49No
00:40:50I sound like a mom
00:40:53This is ridiculous
00:40:54Why am I texting him?
00:40:55He's literally in the next room
00:40:57You know what?
00:40:59Just go in there
00:41:00Just ask him
00:41:01Hey, Brett
00:41:02What the hell was that kiss?
00:41:04He kissed me back
00:41:05He can't deny it this time
00:41:07It's recorded and live streamed
00:41:10Okay
00:41:12Do or die
00:41:18What are you doing?
00:41:20Getting groceries
00:41:20What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:22I'm taking a hot bath
00:41:23Well, I think you should do something else
00:41:26I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us
00:41:28She has no idea what she's doing to me
00:41:32Brett
00:41:33What happened at the kiss count today?
00:41:36I know you didn't hate it
00:41:37Oh, I can't talk about the kiss cam
00:41:41Hi
00:41:42You can't talk about the kiss cam?
00:41:44Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:45Oh, you know what?
00:41:47I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing
00:41:48Because there's nothing to talk about
00:41:51It was a kiss cam at a game
00:41:52And we did it
00:41:53Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:41:54The fun's over
00:41:55It's finished
00:41:57Do you understand?
00:42:01Don't you dare
00:42:01No, don't you dare look like that
00:42:03I'm not doing anything
00:42:03No, no, no
00:42:04That's not fair, okay?
00:42:05Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:06Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:09Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:11You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:13Yeah, I know what you're doing
00:42:14I'm not doing anything
00:42:15Yes, you are
00:42:17You know what?
00:42:17Even if I was
00:42:18I guess I'm just playing into the game
00:42:21Because that's all this is
00:42:22Yeah?
00:42:23Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad
00:42:26I had two options
00:42:27You and him
00:42:28And I picked wrong
00:42:32Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie
00:42:35Chad's a predator
00:42:37And a loser
00:42:37And you do deserve somebody
00:42:39A lot better than that, okay?
00:42:43I can't
00:42:48Oh
00:42:50Is he
00:42:51Hard?
00:42:56Well, at least Chad is honest about what he wants
00:42:58You don't think I'm being honest?
00:43:05Oh, it's getting hot in here
00:43:07You know
00:43:09Biology
00:43:11Whether it's biology or not
00:43:14I'm the one who's causing it
00:43:20Allie
00:43:21Brett
00:43:21He goes out here?
00:43:22Fucking shit
00:43:23What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:24You have to get out
00:43:25I can't get out
00:43:26If I get out
00:43:26He's going to see me with my flagpole
00:43:27And he's going to kill me
00:43:28Okay, well, yeah
00:43:29He definitely can't see us like this
00:43:30So I
00:43:31I'm going to get out
00:43:32Okay, cool
00:43:33Allie, hey
00:43:35Oh my god, he's coming
00:43:37Allie, hey
00:43:37Just get under
00:43:38Get under what?
00:43:39Brett
00:43:39You have to get down
00:43:45Allie
00:43:45Hi
00:43:46She's not alone
00:43:48Yeah, but I'm naked
00:43:49Run, I'm naked
00:43:50Get out
00:43:53You're
00:43:54You're not, though
00:43:56Okay, well
00:43:57You also have a vibe
00:43:59And you're ruining it
00:44:00So
00:44:00I'm sorry
00:44:01I just
00:44:01I wanted to get my charger
00:44:02I left it out here yesterday
00:44:03You got it
00:44:04I also wanted to say that
00:44:08I think you did a great job today
00:44:11I mean it
00:44:12You kicked ass
00:44:12And I'm sorry that I was
00:44:13An asshole about it
00:44:17Thanks
00:44:23Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:26Seeing my best friend
00:44:27Just suck my sister's face off
00:44:30Traumatized me
00:44:30So I'm just wondering
00:44:32Why you did that?
00:44:34Ron
00:44:35I mean it's a kiss cam
00:44:36It's a game
00:44:37Everyone does it
00:44:39A game
00:44:40I just feel like it's kind of
00:44:41I don't know
00:44:42A dream
00:44:42This is a guy that you've
00:44:44Had a crush on your whole life
00:44:45Well
00:44:45It was him
00:44:46Or it was Chad
00:44:47So
00:44:48Who did you want me to pick?
00:44:49That's fair
00:44:51Chad sucks
00:44:52Yeah
00:44:53Tone it down a little bit
00:44:53Okay?
00:44:54Okay
00:44:54He's my best friend
00:44:55And I don't want things to be weird
00:44:58They won't be
00:45:02Okay
00:45:02Thanks
00:45:05What was that?
00:45:08What was that?
00:45:11Sorry
00:45:12I got water in my nose
00:45:13Okay
00:45:14I'm okay
00:45:15Don't drown
00:45:15Okay
00:45:16Okay
00:45:16Have a good soak I guess
00:45:17Okay
00:45:19Bye
00:45:26Talk
00:45:27The illegal's gonna die
00:45:30Good talk
00:45:31Wait
00:45:34I have to ask you something
00:45:37I'm going to ask him out
00:45:38On a date
00:45:39Don't be the little sister Alison
00:45:41Be the girl he kissed
00:45:42There's this
00:45:44Like stupid event
00:45:45Thing tomorrow
00:45:46I was just
00:45:48Wondering if you would
00:45:49Want to go with me
00:45:56Got plans Allie
00:46:00Okay
00:46:01Yeah whatever
00:46:02I just
00:46:16Brett?
00:46:20I guess we have the same plans
00:46:27Except his are with Rita
00:46:28Not me
00:46:38Look
00:46:39Charity case is running a charity sale
00:46:41She's finally getting back
00:46:42Did you know Alison hand makes these little trinkets?
00:46:46It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts
00:46:48I didn't know you two were coming together
00:46:51I came by myself
00:46:52Brett was kind enough to help me
00:46:54With my family's donation
00:46:56Daddy donated a little of his collection
00:46:58Nothing major
00:46:59Just some Birkin bags
00:47:00Some vintage Rolex watches
00:47:03Let's see what you're peddling here Allie
00:47:07Huh
00:47:07How much are you asking for this?
00:47:10Fifteen dollars
00:47:11I made it myself
00:47:13Fifteen dollars for some plastic and twine
00:47:16You don't have to buy it
00:47:17It's ambitious
00:47:19You know I don't think it's ambitious enough
00:47:22I'm gonna take every single one of these bracelets
00:47:29You want to say five hundred dollars a piece?
00:47:33Are you insane?
00:47:34You actually want this garbage
00:47:36You know I value the artist
00:47:37That's just how expensive something looks
00:47:39So five hundred dollars?
00:47:40What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:42She's nothing
00:47:42No you're nothing
00:47:43Especially compared to her
00:47:45How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:49Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:51No I'm serious
00:47:52Don't come back to this table again
00:47:57You know I think this stuff is pretty
00:47:58What are you doing?
00:48:00What do you mean?
00:48:01You can't keep doing this to me
00:48:02You blew me off yesterday
00:48:04And then today you come
00:48:05And you buy all of my jewelry
00:48:06You're distant with me one second
00:48:08And then you defend me the next
00:48:09What do you want?
00:48:11I'm just trying to
00:48:12No
00:48:13Allison
00:48:14Party in my place
00:48:16Celebrating the big win
00:48:17You coming?
00:48:20I don't know
00:48:21You're not interested
00:48:23She's a grown woman
00:48:24She can speak for herself
00:48:27So
00:48:28What do you say?
00:48:30You're not going anywhere
00:48:33And there goes the big brother act again
00:48:35Who does he think he is
00:48:37Toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:39You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:40Fine
00:48:40Chad's my new best friend then
00:48:42No, yeah
00:48:44Sounds fun
00:48:48I'll be there
00:48:57There she is
00:48:58My guest of honor
00:49:01Damn, Allison
00:49:02You look sexy
00:49:03Oh
00:49:05Thanks
00:49:09It's a cool party
00:49:10Yeah, you know
00:49:11I threw this whole thing
00:49:12Just for you
00:49:13Really?
00:49:14For me?
00:49:15Why did you do that?
00:49:17You're single
00:49:18I'm single
00:49:19You need another reason?
00:49:22So what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:25No deal
00:49:26There's nothing happening between us
00:49:28He's just a friend of a friend
00:49:30Of my brother
00:49:31So
00:49:32Is his loss
00:49:34My gain
00:49:37Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam
00:49:40Allison
00:49:41Let's fix that
00:49:46Yeah
00:49:47No, why not?
00:49:48There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously
00:49:51Maybe I should just move on
00:49:52You ever play the Pocky Challenge?
00:49:54No
00:49:55What's that?
00:49:56We each bite from one end
00:49:57Until one of us chickens out
00:50:00Come on
00:50:14Damn it
00:50:15Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:18Come on, Allison
00:50:19You're already here
00:50:31Fine
00:50:33But I play to win
00:50:39Aki, check it out
00:50:40Ten bucks say they kiss
00:50:56Dude, what the fuck?
00:50:58Game's over
00:50:58Let's go
00:51:00Excuse me
00:51:00What are you doing, huh?
00:51:01Get off of me
00:51:02What do you think you're doing?
00:51:03You're ruining my night
00:51:04Do you think I care that I'm ruining your night?
00:51:06What do you think Rob would think if you knew you were happy?
00:51:07Don't care
00:51:07How about you elector someone who gives a fuck?
00:51:10Come on
00:51:10No more of these stupid games
00:51:11You don't have to play this shit
00:51:12I know
00:51:13Let's go
00:51:13I don't have to play these stupid games
00:51:15I'm playing them because I want to
00:51:19Get the fuck away from me
00:51:30Oh my god
00:51:31Oh shit
00:51:46Oh my god
00:51:53Oh my god
00:52:26Just put me down, Fred
00:52:27Here you go, put you down
00:52:29You know, you could have died
00:52:31And Chad, I mean, my god
00:52:33You have no business being around that guy
00:52:35Let alone being this close to kissing him, huh?
00:52:37Anybody who's had a brain cell
00:52:38Would realize he's a total fucking douche bagger, right?
00:52:40That's not fair
00:52:42What's not fair?
00:52:44What's not fair?
00:52:45What am I not understanding?
00:52:46Huh?
00:52:46What don't I understand?
00:52:47That I don't know how this works
00:52:49Okay?
00:52:50I'm sorry
00:52:50I'm figuring it out
00:52:52I don't know how guys work all the time
00:52:54You know what?
00:52:54That's fantastic
00:52:55I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:52:57You're not any better than me
00:52:59I'm not any better?
00:53:00What did I do?
00:53:01How am I not any better?
00:53:02What are you talking about?
00:53:04You're worse
00:53:04I jumped to the pool
00:53:05I saved your life
00:53:06And now what?
00:53:07I'm an asshole?
00:53:07How am I worse?
00:53:09You're worse
00:53:09Because you saved me when I was drowning
00:53:12Yeah
00:53:12Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined
00:53:16Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone
00:53:19Because you drove me to school when I was late
00:53:21Yeah, I know
00:53:21I sound like such a total jerk
00:53:25You know
00:53:26I don't understand
00:53:29You made me fall in love with you
00:53:34That's the worst thing
00:53:35Don't say that
00:53:36I did
00:53:36No, no
00:53:37I fell in love with you
00:53:38I'm in love with you
00:53:38Stop, stop
00:53:39And you're my brother's best friend
00:53:40I know that
00:53:41I know
00:53:42So then why do you keep swooping in
00:53:44And saving me like a hero
00:53:46And then pushing me away
00:53:48Am I crazy?
00:53:49Yeah
00:53:49Do you not feel anything?
00:53:52Because you're playing with my feelings
00:53:54And you can't keep doing that
00:53:57Okay?
00:53:58I want you to tell me to stop
00:54:02Tell me that you don't want this
00:54:03Tell me you want me to get away from you right now
00:54:05I'm gonna tell you to stop, guys
00:54:07I'm never gonna tell you to stop
00:54:14Fuck it
00:54:14Fuck it
00:54:30I've wanted to do that for so long
00:54:40Listen, you have no idea
00:54:41Every single time I saw you with him
00:54:44I always just wanted to tell you
00:54:46That you've always been more to me
00:54:48Than just my best friend's sister
00:54:51Why didn't you say anything?
00:54:53I made a promise to run
00:54:56But you know what?
00:55:02I don't give a fuck about promises anymore
00:55:15I think I met you every day
00:55:17Every morning
00:55:19And every night
00:55:22And every single time I close my eyes
00:55:26It's you that I see
00:55:29Every time
00:55:41I want you to take me
00:55:43Right here
00:55:47Right now
00:56:01So what are we now?
00:56:07What do you want us to be?
00:56:11What do you want me to be?
00:56:14I want you to be mine
00:56:18I think I already am
00:56:23But what about Ron?
00:56:25He's gonna kill you
00:56:27You know, Ron loves you very much
00:56:29He's very predictable to brother
00:56:31But I think he'll come around
00:56:32When he sees
00:56:35How much I love you
00:56:42I don't know, I think
00:56:44I think we should maybe
00:56:46Keep it a secret
00:56:48Just for now
00:56:51I don't want to keep it a secret
00:56:53I know
00:56:56But it's just
00:56:57For a little
00:56:58Until we find the right moment
00:57:01Yeah
00:57:02Yeah
00:57:03I don't want to be your way
00:57:06It'll be secret, Lauren
00:57:23Thinking about you
00:57:32Hi, Captain
00:57:34When are you coming to pick me up?
00:57:36I am currently stuck
00:57:37In the worst traffic ever right now
00:57:39I'm two seconds away
00:57:40From ditching my car
00:57:40And just sprinting to you
00:57:43Aw
00:57:44Well, as much as I'd love
00:57:45To see you running to me
00:57:47Don't
00:57:48My legs are killing me
00:57:50And
00:57:51I really like your car
00:57:53Oh, I know you love my car
00:57:54He grabs me by the waist
00:57:56Hoisting me up
00:57:57Me on the hood of his car
00:57:58Brett, stop
00:57:59Don't
00:58:00Read my smut
00:58:01I'm telling you
00:58:02Every single word that you've ever written
00:58:04Is etched into my heart
00:58:06Into my soul
00:58:07He trails kisses from my neck
00:58:09To my breasts
00:58:10Gently sucking
00:58:12And biting
00:58:12Holy shit
00:58:14That is literal trash
00:58:16But why does it sound like
00:58:17Fifty Shades of Grey
00:58:18When he says it?
00:58:20I feel so hot right now
00:58:25Palms my center
00:58:26Slowly massaging my folds
00:58:29Make it away, Allie
00:58:29Fuck
00:58:34Fuck
00:58:38Oh my god, someone's coming
00:58:39I have to go fake my own death
00:58:41Bye
00:58:42I'm glad that somebody's coming
00:59:02Hey
00:59:03Are you okay?
00:59:04You sounded sick
00:59:05Do you need help?
00:59:06Mind your own business
00:59:07Virgin Mary
00:59:08You think just because Brett
00:59:09Took a chance on you
00:59:10Once
00:59:10You're on my level now?
00:59:13I was just trying to help
00:59:15Save it for someone
00:59:16Who gives a damn
00:59:20Shoot
00:59:21Late
00:59:41Brett
00:59:43That's Allison's
00:59:44Uh
00:59:45I found it in the bathroom
00:59:46If I'd known it was your little girlfriends
00:59:47I never would have touched it
01:00:05See what you're up to
01:00:08Hey
01:00:09Hey
01:00:10You found my bag
01:00:11I was looking for that
01:00:12Thank you
01:00:13No problem
01:00:17Attention
01:00:17All members of the cheerleading squad
01:00:20It has been brought to our attention
01:00:22That apparently someone on this squad
01:00:23Is using illegal drugs
01:00:25I strongly suggest
01:00:26Whoever's responsible
01:00:28To come forward now
01:00:29Otherwise
01:00:30Will be forced
01:00:31To contact the campus police
01:00:33For a thorough search
01:00:34Well
01:00:35I think we all know someone
01:00:36Who would do anything
01:00:38To stop being the fat friend
01:00:39Right?
01:00:40I'm sorry
01:00:41But I just saw you throwing up
01:00:42In the bathroom
01:00:43Like ten minutes ago
01:00:44Excuse me
01:00:44I was fixing my makeup
01:00:45Sounded like you were retching
01:00:47And I asked you if you were
01:00:48Look at this
01:00:49This is perfection
01:00:50It's every girl's dream
01:00:52I don't need shortcuts
01:00:53And we all know someone
01:00:54Who could lose a little weight
01:00:55I mean after all
01:00:56Who came in with
01:00:57Zero athletic ability
01:00:58And suddenly has endless energy
01:01:00Search me
01:01:01I have nothing to hide
01:01:06Your turn Scott
01:01:08Sure but I
01:01:10Rita
01:01:12Jackpot
01:01:14Well well well
01:01:16Look who needs drugs
01:01:17To keep up with the real athletes
01:01:18I knew it
01:01:20No one gets that good
01:01:21That quick
01:01:22Without cheating
01:01:23Allison
01:01:25Performance enhancing substances
01:01:26Are grounds for immediate dismissal
01:01:28Of the squad
01:01:28Coach I promise you
01:01:30I've never seen those before
01:01:31Okay those aren't mine
01:01:32Right
01:01:33A cheater and a liar
01:01:36Coach please listen to me
01:01:37I've never seen those
01:01:39I don't know what they are
01:01:40I'm lying
01:01:41It's the only way a cow like her
01:01:43Could ever compete with us
01:01:44They're mine
01:01:45Yeah those are actually
01:01:46My vitamins
01:01:49Did you forget?
01:01:49I asked you to hold on
01:01:50One of my vitamins this morning
01:01:52Yeah sorry I should have
01:01:53Labeled them or something
01:01:54He's right
01:01:55They're just vitamins
01:01:56No they aren't
01:01:57Uh Miss Russo
01:01:58How is it
01:01:59That you come to possess
01:02:00Such extensive knowledge
01:02:02Of these banned substances
01:02:03I just
01:02:06They look suspicious
01:02:07We were just worried about the integrity
01:02:10Of the team
01:02:11Yeah we wanted to make sure
01:02:12Everything was legitimate
01:02:13That's enough
01:02:14All I see here are three bullies
01:02:16Trying to frame a teammate
01:02:18Rita you are stripped of captaincy
01:02:21Effective immediately
01:02:22What?
01:02:22You can't do that
01:02:24Championships are in two weeks
01:02:25Nobody else knows the whole routine
01:02:27I mean I know it
01:02:28Yeah every count
01:02:29Every formation
01:02:30I could step up and do it
01:02:33You little bitch
01:02:34You think you can just walk in here
01:02:35And steal everything from me?
01:02:37That's enough Rita
01:02:38My decision is final
01:02:44Listen up
01:02:45When it's Allison's turn
01:02:45For the basket toss
01:02:46You're gonna have a little
01:02:47Timing issue
01:02:48You want us to drop her?
01:02:50She could get seriously hurt
01:02:51That's the point
01:02:54Accidents happen all the time
01:02:55In cheerleading
01:02:55So tragic
01:02:56I can't do that
01:02:57Coach will kill me
01:02:58Fine
01:02:59Then say goodbye
01:03:00To those little supplements
01:03:01That keep you fitting
01:03:01In your uniforms
01:03:03I know everything
01:03:04Girls
01:03:05Every dirty little secret
01:03:06Do exactly as I say
01:03:08Or you're gone
01:03:09Your call
01:03:10And make sure she falls hard enough
01:03:12She never gets back up
01:03:20Very sweet
01:03:23What happened back there?
01:03:24How did you know that Rita
01:03:25Put those vitamins in my purse?
01:03:27I saw Rita putting something
01:03:29In your bag
01:03:30So I swapped it out
01:03:33I knew it
01:03:34I knew she was up to something
01:03:35You know I heard her
01:03:36In the bathroom
01:03:37Like ten minutes before
01:03:38Jesus
01:03:39Yeah
01:03:39She was throwing up
01:03:41It was when we were
01:03:44When we were
01:03:45Having
01:03:48Bone
01:03:49Sex
01:03:51So she's the one
01:03:52Who interrupted my grand finale
01:03:54Allison
01:03:54Do you have any idea
01:03:55How hard it was to stop?
01:03:58Hey
01:03:58Do you
01:04:00Do you think I'm fat?
01:04:02Seriously
01:04:02Go put that garbage in your head
01:04:04I don't want you to say anything like that again
01:04:06I mean I'm being serious though
01:04:07I'm being serious too
01:04:08Allison
01:04:10Perfect
01:04:10Just who you are
01:04:11Yeah
01:04:13I'll always be there
01:04:15To catch you when you fall
01:04:18Always
01:04:21Alright
01:04:22On the count
01:04:23You both perform an elevated prep
01:04:25Rita
01:04:26You're up first
01:04:26Then Allison
01:04:39Okay
01:04:40Allison
01:04:40Hey
01:04:42Great job you guys
01:04:43You killed it
01:05:07Hey
01:05:08I told you to catch you
01:05:10Brett
01:05:12You just saved my life
01:05:16I guess that makes me like a backup tree leader or something huh
01:05:20Are you serious Scott?
01:05:22You bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain?
01:05:25Are you kidding me?
01:05:26They almost dropped me
01:05:27I could have been paralyzed
01:05:28I could have died
01:05:29That would have been the best news of my life
01:05:31Rita
01:05:32That is a disgusting thing to say
01:05:34Leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team
01:05:41Brett
01:05:41Thank you
01:05:43Oh my gosh
01:05:44I really appreciate that catch
01:05:45I almost had a heart attack
01:05:47Alright everyone
01:05:48In light of performances and character
01:05:51I am so proud to announce Allison Scott as the new captain
01:05:57Thank you
01:05:58Wow
01:06:00Congratulations Captain Scott
01:06:02I'm proud of you
01:06:03Wanna show me just how proud you are?
01:06:08And that's game
01:06:09State loses 21 to 35
01:06:14Allie
01:06:15Look I know
01:06:16It's not what you wanted
01:06:17It's okay
01:06:18Because you did good
01:06:19That's all that matters
01:06:20Thanks bro
01:06:21I'm gonna go take a piss
01:06:22I'll be right back
01:06:22Ew
01:06:23Don't ever touch me again weirdo
01:06:25Yo
01:06:26Allison
01:06:27She is
01:06:28Lookin' good baby
01:06:29Y'all do private shows
01:06:31You know
01:06:32Something with a little extra bump and grind
01:06:34You're so gross
01:06:37Yo what the hell
01:06:38Are you serious?
01:06:39What?
01:06:40What's going on?
01:06:40I'm just waiting for the MVP
01:06:42Yo don't play with me bitch
01:06:43You've been teasing me for weeks
01:06:45I'm in your dreams
01:06:46How about you spend more time training on the field so that what happens today never happens again
01:06:52You think you're so fuckin' special
01:06:54Why?
01:06:55You know everyone knows how you got a captain's position
01:06:58How?
01:06:59By sucking your way to the top
01:07:00I mean that must be how you got out there
01:07:02Considering how much you suck while you play
01:07:05You shameless whore
01:07:07Hey!
01:07:09What more were I?
01:07:10I did
01:07:12You're defending your slut's honor, huh?
01:07:14She's a public boss
01:07:15Everybody gets a ride
01:07:17Rick!
01:07:18Rick!
01:07:18Hey!
01:07:19Hey fuckface
01:07:22You keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth!
01:07:25Rick!
01:07:27Rick!
01:07:29That's enough!
01:07:30What's going on here?
01:07:31I mean coach, we all saw it
01:07:32Shadow's gonna hit her
01:07:34You're gonna hit her?
01:07:35No
01:07:36Get my office now
01:07:37You!
01:07:38With me!
01:07:39This is a really nasty cut, okay?
01:07:41Let's...
01:07:41We should take you to the ER, okay?
01:07:44Alright
01:07:45You sure you're on it?
01:07:49You sure you're on it?
01:07:51It's a really nasty cut, Brett
01:07:53You could've broken your hand
01:07:55Yeah, well it was totally worth it
01:07:56Never let anybody get away with cheating like that
01:08:00Set up
01:08:06You know, I could kinda get used to this
01:08:08Having, uh...
01:08:10Nurse Allison around
01:08:11Take care of me
01:08:12Help me out
01:08:14Go guys
01:08:15304
01:08:15I think it's this one
01:08:16Let's go see the hero
01:08:18Oh shit
01:08:18No, that's Ron and the whole team
01:08:20They can't see us like this
01:08:22I won't let him
01:08:24Let's tell him
01:08:25Let's tell him
01:08:25Let's tell him the truth
01:08:26In front of...
01:08:27The entire team
01:08:29Ron's gonna kill you
01:08:31What do you want to do?
01:08:33Let's hide
01:08:34Yeah
01:08:34Okay
01:08:40Brett
01:08:41Brett, you in there?
01:08:42Yeah, I'm just, uh, washing up, man
01:08:44God, you have no idea
01:08:47How crazy you drive me
01:08:49You know, every single time I see you
01:08:51All I can think about is, uh...
01:08:56Doing this
01:08:58Do you need a hand man?
01:08:59No, I got everything I need, uh...
01:09:02Right here
01:09:08You gotta be quiet
01:09:12Unless you are not this
01:09:15Brett, stop jerking off and get your ass out here, man
01:09:17Hey, you know what?
01:09:18It, uh...
01:09:19Takes me a very long time
01:09:21Assholes
01:09:31I feel what you do to me
01:09:33I feel what you do to me
01:09:35It's kinda hard to mess
01:09:37Yeah
01:09:39I'm sorry
01:09:41Brett, you gotta...
01:09:42You gotta speed this up, man
01:09:43We got your food, it's gonna get cold
01:09:44You know my hands are soft, bro
01:09:45I can help you
01:09:46Hey, why don't you guys just beat it, alright?
01:09:48I'm gonna be a little while
01:09:50Alright, let's just give him some space
01:09:51Enjoy your blue balls
01:09:52Yeah, don't pull muscles
01:09:54You know, I took a pretty big hit for you today
01:09:57I think I've earned some, uh...
01:10:00Alison physical therapy time, if you know what I mean
01:10:03You know, you could've just asked
01:10:06You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky
01:10:20We're gonna do this
01:10:23I don't wanna go
01:10:25I think I can help you
01:10:27I'm sorry
01:10:27No, I think I'm just gonna watch
01:10:35I'm so bad for you
01:10:38I'm so bad for you
01:10:46Brad goes pro after this, guaranteed
01:10:49I've heard the halftime show is going to break the internet
01:10:51Captain Scott's changed the whole game
01:10:53Sick
01:10:54Ladies and gentlemen, let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad
01:10:58Led by Captain Allison Scott
01:11:03I will end you
01:11:05Leave it
01:11:07Save your applause, everyone
01:11:09You're cheering for a fraud
01:11:11Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot
01:11:14She bought it
01:11:14With illegal performance enhancers
01:11:16And her dealer
01:11:18Look no further than your enemy
01:11:20MVP
01:11:20Brett Harrison
01:11:26That's not true
01:11:27You know what?
01:11:29I don't care
01:11:29Rita's the one that's been taking drugs
01:11:31Okay?
01:11:32She's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them
01:11:34Just ask them yourself
01:11:36Oh really?
01:11:37Let's ask the SWAT then
01:11:42Brett approached us about a month ago
01:11:44He said he had good stuff
01:11:47But only if we helped Allison become captain
01:11:50You know that's bullshit
01:11:52I have proof
01:11:56I know real doctors
01:11:57I've got pills
01:11:59Allie
01:12:00No more being blackmailed
01:12:02Let Allison take the captain position
01:12:06This is insane, okay?
01:12:08I've never taken a drug in my life
01:12:11You sweetie
01:12:12It's all coming out now
01:12:13I saw her taking pills
01:12:14For practice
01:12:15We trusted you
01:12:17Cheater!
01:12:20Hey, anybody who messes with her
01:12:22Messes with me
01:12:23Open your eyes, Brett
01:12:25She's using you
01:12:26For the clout
01:12:27For the status
01:12:28Who was she before you slept with her?
01:12:30Nobody
01:12:31A total bottom feeder
01:12:33Rita, you know what?
01:12:33You're so full of shit
01:12:34It's unbelievable
01:12:35How'd you get that video, huh?
01:12:36And what'd you do to it?
01:12:37You have nothing to fear
01:12:38If you have nothing to hide
01:12:39Boo!
01:12:41Listen, just
01:12:42Please listen to me
01:12:44Hey, everybody
01:12:44Just shut up
01:12:45This is my sister, okay?
01:12:46She would never do something like this
01:12:49And here come the pretzels
01:12:51All right, that's enough
01:12:52That's enough
01:12:54Now, in light of these
01:12:56Significant allegations
01:12:57As well as the evidence
01:12:59That has been presented
01:12:59I have no choice
01:13:02Allison Scott
01:13:03You are hereby removed
01:13:04From your position
01:13:05As captain of the cheerleader
01:13:06Furthermore
01:13:07You are placed on academic suspension
01:13:09Pending an expulsion hearing
01:13:10Justice for the real athletes
01:13:13Hold on
01:13:14Hold it
01:13:16If you would please
01:13:17Look to the Jumbotron
01:13:19I know some real doctors
01:13:20That can help you guys
01:13:21Get healthy
01:13:22The right way
01:13:22No more pills
01:13:23No more purging
01:13:24No more blackmail
01:13:25You'd really help us?
01:13:27Absolutely
01:13:27Listen, you guys are never gonna have to take
01:13:29Any of Rita's
01:13:30Take your spouse ever again
01:13:31So, what's the catch?
01:13:33We're gonna make Rita
01:13:33Take some of her own medicine
01:13:35This video
01:13:36This is the real conversation
01:13:38Not the edited one
01:13:39That Rita just played
01:13:41Not for the drugs
01:13:43These are the drugs
01:13:44That I gave the girls
01:13:45They're vitamins
01:13:46You can get these
01:13:47At any pharmacy
01:13:48In the world
01:13:49You wanna check these out, principal?
01:13:53He's right
01:13:55These are common supplements
01:13:56Everybody
01:13:57Rita is the one
01:13:58Who has been forcing
01:13:59Her teammates
01:14:00To take dangerous
01:14:01Weight loss supplements
01:14:02She's been threatening them
01:14:03If they wouldn't comply
01:14:04And she's been shaming them
01:14:06Degrading them
01:14:06For the bodies that they have
01:14:07Now, everybody is different
01:14:09But all bodies
01:14:10Are beautiful
01:14:11Rita sabotaged Allison
01:14:12For one reason
01:14:13One reason only
01:14:14Because she was a threat
01:14:15She threatened the total control
01:14:16That Rita had
01:14:17Over the entire squad
01:14:18And it's horrible
01:14:19Because Allison
01:14:20She's a beautiful person
01:14:22And she would never
01:14:23Do anything like this
01:14:24And she deserves
01:14:25To be the cheer captain
01:14:28That's not true
01:14:29He's lying
01:14:30She's the one
01:14:31Who's drugging the team
01:14:32Lock her up
01:14:34Lock her up
01:14:35Lock her up
01:14:37Lock her up
01:14:38You fucking bitch
01:14:39You ruined my life
01:14:41You ruined it yourself
01:14:54Look at you
01:14:55Playing the victim
01:14:56You've been throwing yourself
01:14:57At me for weeks
01:14:59Just when I give you a chance
01:15:01You run crying to Harrison
01:15:03Nothing but a little
01:15:05Shut up, dude
01:15:05Shut up
01:15:06What are you going to do
01:15:07About it, Harrison?
01:15:08I don't have to do anything
01:15:09You're going to get
01:15:10Exactly what you deserve
01:15:11Right now
01:15:11Mr. Williams
01:15:16Apparently we've
01:15:17Had a number of
01:15:18Allegations
01:15:18Of sexual harassment
01:15:20Against you
01:15:20From various female students
01:15:22As of now
01:15:23You are officially suspended
01:15:24From all school activities
01:15:25What?
01:15:27No
01:15:27My father
01:15:28Your father
01:15:28May have his name
01:15:30On the library
01:15:30But I assure you
01:15:31His money will not
01:15:33Buy you immunity
01:15:34You can take him away
01:15:35Party's over
01:15:36Let go
01:15:36No
01:15:37I'll throw you off
01:15:38This isn't over
01:15:41And as for you
01:15:42Miss Scott
01:15:43On behalf
01:15:45Of the entire administration
01:15:47I would like to apologize
01:15:48To you
01:15:50For everything
01:15:51That you've had to endure
01:15:52And as of now
01:15:53You can consider yourself
01:15:54Officially reinstated
01:15:56As captain
01:15:57You can consider yourself
01:15:59Officially reinstated
01:16:00As captain
01:16:02Thank you principal
01:16:04All right everyone
01:16:05Sorry for the unexpected drama
01:16:07I hope you enjoyed the show
01:16:09But we have a game
01:16:10To get back to
01:16:11So let's cheer on our wolves
01:16:15Let's win
01:16:28Touchdown State University
01:16:30Wins it all
01:16:40Woohoo
01:16:41Woohoo
01:16:43Woohoo
01:16:46Woohoo
01:16:48Woohoo
01:16:48Woohoo
01:16:48Kiss
01:16:49Kiss
01:16:49Kiss
01:16:50Kiss
01:16:50Kiss
01:16:51Kiss
01:16:51Kiss
01:16:51Kiss
01:16:55Woohoo
01:16:57Woohoo
01:16:58Hey
01:16:59Allison
01:17:03Listen, the way I'm not even surprised.
01:17:07Hey, well, you know what, uh, he's cool, right?
01:17:11I think he knew before we did.
01:17:14I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:16I love you too, quarterback.
01:17:30I love you, kid.
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