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00:00:04So I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:08All right, it's about that time.
00:00:10So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:13Uh, uh...
00:00:19Yeah, him.
00:00:21Hi!
00:00:22Just play along.
00:00:24Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:30Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:53You have a cute scar.
00:00:55It's just my birthmark.
00:00:58If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:02I don't want you to stop.
00:01:03I don't want you to stop.
00:01:07I don't want you to stop.
00:01:12I don't want you to stop.
00:01:15I don't want you to stop.
00:01:19I don't want you to stop.
00:01:35Ah, I was so drunk last night.
00:01:37I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:42I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:50Happy New Year.
00:01:51Sam, it's me.
00:01:53Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:55I don't care how.
00:01:56Just do it.
00:01:58I will find you.
00:02:05Maximus, can you get married already?
00:02:08Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:11I need grandkids.
00:02:13I need you to...
00:02:13Message received, Mom.
00:02:15I need to go now.
00:02:16I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:26Seven years.
00:02:28Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:30And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:39Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:41Boss, it's been years.
00:02:46I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:48Your vest, sir.
00:02:50But first, we found her fake Christmas wife.
00:02:53She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:54Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:56And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:02:58We can't have her know you're the Harrison Group CEO or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:02Good.
00:03:03Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:07Hi.
00:03:08One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:10And one hot chocolate.
00:03:13I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:16Now Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:22Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:24It's just for Christmas.
00:03:25But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:28Where's my real one?
00:03:37I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:39Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:49Tell me!
00:03:50Oh, what?
00:03:58Tell me!
00:03:59Oh, I'm sorry.
00:04:01I'm not your dad.
00:04:03No, I know you're my daddy.
00:04:04Just as handsome as I've had.
00:04:06Oh.
00:04:07Mommy, hurry!
00:04:09Your fake Christmas husband has arrived!
00:04:18I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:21He's gorgeous.
00:04:28Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:31She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:33Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:35You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:37So, you're my new Christmas wife.
00:04:40See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:43Hi, my name's Hyper.
00:04:44What's your name?
00:04:45Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:47Max, Aurelius.
00:04:49Eva.
00:04:51We should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:55I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:58I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:05:01So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:07$1,000 an hour?
00:05:09Well, yeah.
00:05:11It's $500 a day.
00:05:13Is that enough?
00:05:14That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:16Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:17That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:20You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:22Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:24Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
00:05:27and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:29And then my family will get off my back,
00:05:31so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:35So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:05:38Fine.
00:05:40But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:44Okay.
00:05:45Deal.
00:05:48Ready to go get married?
00:06:03Wow.
00:06:05Clean up nice.
00:06:06This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:08Pictures.
00:06:12Pictures.
00:06:17You're supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:41Okay.
00:06:43I think we got it oh I need some photos of us together to
00:06:48To prove to my parents that I'm actually married and have a happy family. Yeah, of course
00:07:03Happy holidays mom from my family to you
00:07:15Bad news boss the agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife bailed last minute
00:07:20Wait, she bailed and who is?
00:07:26Who is she?
00:07:29Whatever it doesn't matter. I've got what I need
00:07:34Sam don't worry about it. I already found someone
00:07:42Okay, well I think it's time for us to go Christmas shopping waits for no one Christmas shopping I
00:07:49Should come
00:07:51Look if you want me to be the husband in this fake it to your family plan. I think I
00:07:55should have some say in the gifts
00:07:57We'll make it more believable
00:08:02Fine yeah, okay
00:08:12Let's go which mall we going to
00:08:15Let's go to that one. Oh, let's go to the bank
00:08:23What the actual fuck
00:08:29Sam is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again
00:08:34Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with
00:08:40She does kind of look like him
00:08:45So when we give these gifts to my parents we will say they're from you
00:08:50Here
00:08:51I'm gonna love you max
00:08:55Oh, so I was a thinking that since we're married
00:09:02We should probably kiss once or twice
00:09:06In front of them, okay
00:09:09Should we use our tongues or no? No, no definitely not an absolutely no sex
00:09:14Yes
00:09:16Strictly business
00:09:17Mm-hmm anything physical outside of that is not happening
00:09:23What afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:26I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas
00:09:32Let's go
00:09:40Here what are you doing I'd never let my woman pick up the tab
00:09:45Well, I'm not your woman and this isn't a real relationship and I don't want your money
00:09:52Attention shoppers all bakery items are now 50% off 50% of pies quick go grab a dozen pumpkin
00:09:58pies 12 pumpkin pies
00:09:59I hear this right the best kind
00:10:01Hurry up and go go. What are you standing here for?
00:10:06Hello there hi you ready? Yes. Yeah, just these things okay great
00:10:11We have a holiday special today spend 500 get 10% off and you are just short 15 bucks if
00:10:17you want to take advantage of the deal
00:10:18Oh great. Yeah, what do you have? That's just 15 bucks. Well, you get a move on. I just got
00:10:25here relax
00:10:27Yeah, yeah
00:10:30Here this will do the trick. Okay, thank you
00:10:35Hurry up and pay
00:10:39I
00:10:39Will pay when I'm ready you can wait your turn
00:10:45Thank you my fake wife has some fire in her
00:10:55We will eat not the price
00:10:57You can just set those on top
00:11:03Hi guys
00:11:05I'm gonna hand you all these pies
00:11:11Of quarters
00:11:12Thank you so much
00:11:14Of course, I hope you like pumpkin
00:11:16Thank you
00:11:16She bought all 12 pies
00:11:18Don't worry, I have enough for everybody
00:11:20Just to give it away
00:11:22Thank you
00:11:23Merry Christmas
00:11:30What do you do that often?
00:11:33As often as I can
00:11:38We should go we got to pick up paper
00:12:02You done feeling me up?
00:12:06Shut up
00:12:07Oh, sorry, I was just in character, wifey.
00:12:09Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:17And don't be late.
00:12:29Harrison Group?
00:12:31Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:34Sort of.
00:12:35Not that I'm judging, I just...
00:12:37I need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:41Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:12:44I think that's respectable.
00:12:47Can we pick another company?
00:12:49No. Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:51And they'll find it impressive. My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:12:55So, it's perfect.
00:13:00Oh, and, uh, wear something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:13:04Don't worry. Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:13:06I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:09Too much.
00:13:31Let's go, Sam.
00:13:32It's time to check out the new HQ side.
00:13:34Hold on, you're covered in water, and you have a hair on your shoulder, and it's not yours.
00:13:40It's my daughter's.
00:13:42Daughter's?
00:13:43Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:14:01Hey, there they are!
00:14:03Hey!
00:14:04Hey, hi, hi, hi!
00:14:04Nice to meet you!
00:14:06Aw, dad.
00:14:07So much you made it.
00:14:08Aw.
00:14:09We missed you.
00:14:10So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:14He's coming.
00:14:16Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:14:18Good, good, good.
00:14:20So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:24When's he arriving?
00:14:25Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:30Poor thing.
00:14:31Not surprising.
00:14:32I mean, she's 30.
00:14:33Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:36Oh, no, plus a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:42This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:46Auntie Pamela, Debbie, my dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:51We're only worried about you.
00:14:54All these years without a husband.
00:14:56Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:58You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:15:01And look what happened.
00:15:02She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:06I'm not alone.
00:15:07Mm-hmm.
00:15:08And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:14He's a manager.
00:15:16Manager?
00:15:17Of what?
00:15:18Trash.
00:15:20Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:24You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:29Actually, he's right here.
00:15:33Oh, wow.
00:15:36Wow.
00:15:37He is really good looking.
00:15:40Oh, must be AI.
00:15:42Mm-hmm.
00:15:43Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:46Fake.
00:15:46That's enough.
00:15:47She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:50Show some respect.
00:15:51Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned him down?
00:15:57Well, guess what?
00:15:59William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:16:02Makes 500 grand a year.
00:16:05That's half a million.
00:16:07Half a million.
00:16:09Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:12And speak of the devil.
00:16:17Willie, you made it.
00:16:30There you are.
00:16:32Oh, look at you now.
00:16:34Living the dream.
00:16:36Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:38Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:16:43So married, huh?
00:16:44Uh, is it serious?
00:16:48That's what marriage is.
00:16:49It's pretty serious.
00:16:51Wow.
00:16:52You must have rushed the time to not, huh?
00:16:55Makes sense, though.
00:16:56You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:16:59Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:17:02Ugh, a bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:04Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:08That's right.
00:17:09I just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:13Women love a man in red.
00:17:16Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:18Want to sit on my lap?
00:17:20Don't touch me.
00:17:22Oh, so entitled.
00:17:24Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:28And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:32I mean, look at that car.
00:17:34Could your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:37Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:41Ditch your no-body husband and marry me instead.
00:17:46I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:53My mom would never marry.
00:17:55She already has a husband.
00:17:56He's going to kick your butt.
00:18:02Is that so?
00:18:03Well, then, where is he?
00:18:05Because I don't see him.
00:18:07Does anyone see him?
00:18:11No.
00:18:12Just like I thought.
00:18:14Telling lies just like Mommy.
00:18:16That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:19And let me show you what happens in naughty children.
00:18:24Hey.
00:18:25Mommy!
00:18:26Hey, are you okay?
00:18:28I see your hands.
00:18:29Oh, my God.
00:18:30I want to take her in and get her packed up, okay?
00:18:32Come on, let's go.
00:18:35What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:38How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:42Let me go.
00:18:43Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:48Let me go!
00:19:03Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:10Max, you came.
00:19:12Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:16Where's Piper?
00:19:18William Hitter?
00:19:20Mom, Dad, I'll take her inside.
00:19:21Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:24Well, well, well.
00:19:26If it isn't a waste, manager, I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:29That's right.
00:19:32Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:35Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:38It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:39I'm Max.
00:19:40Eva told us all about you, from New York, polite, handsome, just like she said.
00:19:47Wow.
00:19:48He was an AI.
00:19:50See?
00:19:50He's real.
00:19:52And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:55Son of a bitch!
00:19:56You just ruined my suit!
00:19:58And watch the way that you drive that...
00:19:59That pristine automobile.
00:20:02That car?
00:20:04Oh, my God.
00:20:05That's worth more than a house.
00:20:07That car?
00:20:08It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:13Wait.
00:20:14Are you?
00:20:19Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:22And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:25I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:27You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:29You stole it!
00:20:30That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:20:32Jesus!
00:20:33How did he get away with it?
00:20:35That's what I want to know.
00:20:37Enough!
00:20:37Please!
00:20:40I trust my daughter.
00:20:42She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:45Max, be honest with me.
00:20:47Where did that car come from?
00:20:50How much do you want for it?
00:20:52I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes.
00:20:55So, you need a breath man.
00:21:01All right, that's it!
00:21:01I'm calling the cops!
00:21:02Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:04Wait.
00:21:05What?
00:21:06What?
00:21:07Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:09Oh, well.
00:21:11Too late.
00:21:18Listen, hon.
00:21:19I believe you.
00:21:20But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:25Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:21:26It's my car.
00:21:27Okay?
00:21:27It's not stolen.
00:21:29Yeah?
00:21:29If it's yours, then prove it.
00:21:32Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:21:35Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:36Okay, I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:39But then you have to get lost.
00:21:40And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:21:43Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:46Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:21:48Loser!
00:21:49Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:21:54Jesus, maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:56It's kind of sexy, though.
00:22:01Here.
00:22:01Title and proof of ownership.
00:22:11Mr. Harrison?
00:22:15Mr. Harrison?
00:22:19Mr. Harrison?
00:22:20Just play alone.
00:22:23Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:25Now get the fuck out of here before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:22:28Yes, sir.
00:22:30I'm so sorry, sir.
00:22:32Please, sir, my serious apologies.
00:22:44Oh, that William, what a jerk, huh?
00:22:48He fooled me.
00:22:49What can I say?
00:22:51Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:22:54Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:56Oh, come on, Eva.
00:22:57No, we were just looking out for you.
00:23:00Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:23:02You know my youngest son is graduating.
00:23:04Soon.
00:23:05Do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:23:09A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mailroom, would open doors.
00:23:13We are family, aren't we?
00:23:15Family takes care of each other.
00:23:18If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else.
00:23:23Abigail, come on, talk to her for us.
00:23:26Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:29Yeah.
00:23:30I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:23:33My daughter is just far too busy for your best life with my new son-in-law.
00:23:39Come on, guys.
00:23:39Let's go in.
00:23:40Welcome to the family.
00:23:45Welcome.
00:23:45Come on in.
00:23:46Come on in.
00:23:50This is your fault, Pam.
00:23:52You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:23:56My fault.
00:23:57You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William.
00:24:09Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:11And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:14And how do you...
00:24:14I told you.
00:24:15I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:17I have a friend in high places.
00:24:19A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:24Yes.
00:24:25It's the season of giving.
00:24:27He knows people.
00:24:28Has connections.
00:24:30He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:24:32You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:34Yeah, and you best not forget it.
00:24:35Capisce?
00:24:36Oh, my God.
00:24:37Just don't blow your cover.
00:24:40Dad!
00:24:40Mom!
00:24:41Mom, thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:24:44Oh, honey.
00:24:45We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking.
00:24:52I think they get it, hon.
00:24:56How's Piper?
00:24:57Oh, she's fine.
00:24:58Why don't you guys just get settled in, and we will go check on her.
00:25:02And after your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:25:07Great.
00:25:07All right.
00:25:08See you in a bit, shall we?
00:25:10What are you doing?
00:25:13Okay.
00:25:15Hey, was that not a, uh, breach of contract?
00:25:20Relax.
00:25:21It was just a hug.
00:25:23Ugh.
00:25:25We just got here, and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:28You'll be okay.
00:25:29It's just one week.
00:25:30Kill me now.
00:25:31Well, I would, but I need to get paid.
00:25:38What are you doing?
00:25:40That's weird.
00:25:42That's weird.
00:25:42They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago.
00:25:44I don't know.
00:25:45Something just falls off.
00:25:47That's ridiculous.
00:25:49I mean, what do you want me to do?
00:25:51Make out promise to prove it?
00:25:53Something like this.
00:25:54Mm-mm.
00:25:55Later.
00:25:58Let's go.
00:26:02Here we go.
00:26:05Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:26:07Everything looks amazing, and happy holidays.
00:26:10To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:26:13Aw.
00:26:14Welcome.
00:26:15Cheers.
00:26:16Thank you, Miss Smith.
00:26:17Looks great.
00:26:18Oh, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:20I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:26:25But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:29Mm.
00:26:30Oh, no.
00:26:30Mom's testing him.
00:26:31She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:26:33You mean to tell me you two are married, and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite
00:26:37food?
00:26:40Ow.
00:26:41Eva, sweetie.
00:26:43Kicking my foot.
00:26:44Oh, sorry, mom.
00:26:46Oh, jeez.
00:26:47Come on.
00:26:47What's your face?
00:26:49It's okay.
00:26:50Look, mom, of course he knows it.
00:26:51And I would like to hear Max say it.
00:27:06Twelve pumpkin pies.
00:27:08Did I hear this right?
00:27:09They're the best kind.
00:27:11Well, of course, it's pumpkin pie.
00:27:14See?
00:27:15Are you happy now?
00:27:17That's good, but something still falls off.
00:27:20Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:22We had a whirlwind romance, and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:27:28But our marriage is real.
00:27:30I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:27:34Ah, now those are quality.
00:27:38Okay, well, then answer this.
00:27:41Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:44Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:48I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:27:51Well, um, it's...
00:27:54Silly face.
00:27:55Dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:27:57Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:28:00Silly face.
00:28:02I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:04Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:28:07Mmm, those blousers.
00:28:08That's nice.
00:28:10You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:13Well, believe it or not, Ms. Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:28:16And I'm not just talking about William.
00:28:19I'll drink to that.
00:28:21I agree with you there.
00:28:22So, come on, guys.
00:28:23Let's eat.
00:28:24Come on.
00:28:37And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:28:40I have another room set up for Piper.
00:28:43Nice and festive for you.
00:28:45No complications, right?
00:28:47Sorry, honey.
00:28:48Uh, mom, you know what?
00:28:49I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:28:51Oh, honey, newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart?
00:28:56Oh, I just remembered.
00:28:58The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:28:59Something about water conservation.
00:29:02That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:29:0415 minutes?
00:29:06Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:07Just shower together.
00:29:10Shower together?
00:29:14Just shower together.
00:29:15Okay, you guys, have a good night, okay?
00:29:21Oh, you hurt her.
00:29:43Whoa!
00:29:45Why are you stripping?
00:29:47Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on.
00:29:50Come on, we're wasting time.
00:29:51You have 15 minutes.
00:29:52Nice try.
00:29:53I am not showering with you.
00:29:55All right, sleep yourself.
00:29:56More room for me in there.
00:29:58Not if I meet you there first.
00:30:16Come on, Max.
00:30:18Get out of the way.
00:30:19We agree.
00:30:20Nothing physical.
00:30:21You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:23Relax.
00:30:24I won't touch you.
00:30:26Unless you say you want me to.
00:30:30But that'll cost extra.
00:30:32Yeah.
00:30:40And your dreams.
00:30:43Free to join me.
00:31:04You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have any shower water left.
00:31:07You wish.
00:31:09Why aren't you getting in?
00:31:10You pray you'll fall for me?
00:31:13It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:16Oh, yeah?
00:31:17True.
00:31:29Holy shit.
00:31:33I'm...
00:31:34This is...
00:31:35This is going to be harder than I thought.
00:31:38I'll say.
00:31:39What happened to all that cool guy confidence.
00:31:42Still think you can resist?
00:31:45No.
00:31:45Baby.
00:31:47I don't think I want you.
00:31:53Max, you shut it up.
00:31:57Or maybe we should.
00:32:00God, he's such a good kisser.
00:32:02Why does this feel so...
00:32:05familiar?
00:32:10Wow.
00:32:11We're so sexy.
00:32:21Max, we cannot do this
00:32:24What? I didn't mean to cross any...
00:32:26It's not you, Max, it's us
00:32:28It's this, this is all an act
00:32:30Let's not make it more complicated than it is
00:32:33You're right
00:32:35I'm sorry
00:32:36I just don't mean to be sorry, just
00:32:46That birthmark
00:32:52What is that?
00:32:55It's him, the man from New Year's
00:32:57Is he Piper's father?
00:33:02Why are you acting?
00:33:06Oh my God
00:33:07Max is Piper's father
00:33:09Are you okay?
00:33:11Yeah
00:33:12I just, um
00:33:14I just got lightheaded
00:33:15I think I just need a few more minutes
00:33:17Alone
00:33:20Of course
00:33:23We have a daughter together
00:33:25Oh my God
00:33:27What do I do?
00:33:34I'm gonna sleep on the floor
00:33:36You can take the bed
00:33:38Thanks
00:33:40Hey
00:33:42Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:44Look, fake marriage aside
00:33:45I'm your husband for the next few days
00:33:47So if there's something you need
00:33:49I can help
00:33:51I wanna help
00:33:52He's Piper's father
00:33:54He has a right to know
00:33:57Um, Max
00:33:59How would you feel
00:34:01How would you feel if you found out
00:34:02You had a kid?
00:34:06A child?
00:34:08No, no, no
00:34:09That's, that's impossible
00:34:10I'm very careful
00:34:13Mostly
00:34:15I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around
00:34:18Family to me is a big commitment
00:34:20And I don't want any loose ends
00:34:22You know
00:34:23Right
00:34:26He wouldn't want a kid tying him down
00:34:28I shouldn't tell him about Piper
00:34:31Why do you ask?
00:34:33No reason
00:34:33Just
00:34:34Just curious
00:34:35No, I feel like you're
00:34:37Going somewhere with this
00:34:39What?
00:34:41No
00:34:41Well, then
00:34:42Can I ask you a question?
00:34:45Shoot
00:34:51Where did you get these?
00:34:52And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:55I did not get those
00:34:57I don't know where those came from
00:34:58Are you sure?
00:34:59You're just not trying to
00:35:00Break the contract
00:35:04Give me that
00:35:04Give me
00:35:05Give me
00:35:06Give me
00:35:07Woo
00:35:18Elon
00:35:19The truth is
00:35:21Is that I
00:35:24Go, go, go, go
00:35:26Just a second
00:35:27Come in
00:35:30Hey, hon
00:35:30Oh
00:35:32Sorry for interrupting
00:35:33But Piper is asking for a bedtime story
00:35:37Before I tuck her in
00:35:38Think you could take this one, Dad?
00:35:39We're kind of in the middle of something
00:35:41I can see that
00:35:44Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:35:45I mean, if you don't
00:35:46If you don't mind
00:35:48Well, atta boy
00:35:49You know what?
00:35:50Just put a shirt on
00:35:51I'm gonna go get her
00:35:52Piper!
00:35:54Here comes Grandpa!
00:35:57He sprang to his sleigh
00:35:59To his team
00:36:00Gave a whistle
00:36:00And away they all flew
00:36:02Like the down of a thistle
00:36:04But I heard him exclaim
00:36:06As he drove out of sight
00:36:08Merry Christmas to all
00:36:10And to all
00:36:12A good night
00:36:16If Piper knew he was her real dad
00:36:18She'd be over the moon
00:36:20Good night, Piper
00:36:25Is her dad still around?
00:36:27Yeah, but he doesn't know it
00:36:29Because you are her dad
00:36:31Uh, no
00:36:32That man has no idea
00:36:34What a treasure
00:36:37He's missing out on
00:36:40Do you really think so?
00:36:43From the bottom of my heart
00:36:45Maybe I should tell him
00:36:46He deserves to know
00:36:54Max
00:36:58You are Piper's father
00:37:07I'll tell you when the time's right
00:37:33Where's Piper?
00:37:35She must have snuck off
00:37:36While we were asleep
00:37:53God, he said you could kiss her
00:38:03Just gonna kiss and run
00:38:06Not on my watch
00:38:11Yeah, this
00:38:12I remember this
00:38:24Good morning, you two love bugs
00:38:27How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:30Good morning, Miss Smith
00:38:31It was, uh, it was great
00:38:33Wonderful
00:38:34Well, it's about to get even better
00:38:38Oh, no
00:38:39What is that?
00:38:40Sardines and saltines
00:38:42It's a Smith family classic
00:38:44It was my gram gram's favorite
00:38:46During wartime
00:38:46Don't be shy
00:38:47Go ahead and grab a handful
00:38:50Max, you don't have to
00:38:52No, no
00:38:52It's okay
00:38:53It's a
00:38:54Smith family staple
00:38:57Oh
00:38:59Oh
00:39:00Oh
00:39:01Oh
00:39:01Oh
00:39:06Oh
00:39:06Oh
00:39:06Oh
00:39:07Oh
00:39:07Oh
00:39:08Oh
00:39:08Oh
00:39:15Good?
00:39:16Good?
00:39:17Good?
00:39:18Squamfish
00:39:20Well, you two better get dressed
00:39:22You gotta go see Aunt Miranda
00:39:25Could I, um, could I have some water, please?
00:39:28That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda and her brood this year
00:39:32What's the deal with them?
00:39:33Every year Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I
00:39:36Says Piper's a fatherless brat and I'm
00:39:40Hey, don't worry
00:39:41I'll protect you and Piper
00:39:46Better have Sam on standby tonight
00:39:48Just in case
00:39:50Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up then
00:40:04Wait, that earring
00:40:07Wait, that earring
00:40:08You like it?
00:40:10I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago
00:40:13Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:40:16I don't really remember the details
00:40:17But luckily I was able to find a new pair
00:40:22Right, it's just a common earring
00:40:24Anyone can have it
00:40:25Maybe I'm reading too much into it
00:40:27She can't be the woman from seven years ago
00:40:32So Ava and Piper still aren't here
00:40:36But Derek said that Ava got married
00:40:38What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:43An aging single mom
00:40:45Slim pickings
00:40:47I heard he's in waste management
00:40:49That explains it
00:40:50She's probably too embarrassed to show up
00:40:53Oh, please, Miranda
00:40:55Ava is your niece
00:40:57Oh, come on, Grandpa
00:40:59Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand
00:41:02Her track record speaks for itself
00:41:04Exactly
00:41:05Not like my Sierra
00:41:07Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group
00:41:12Oh, they're here
00:41:14Merry Christmas, everybody
00:41:21Merry Christmas, everybody
00:41:22Merry Christmas
00:41:24You must be Grandpa Harold
00:41:26I am
00:41:27I'm Ava's husband
00:41:28And Max
00:41:29Pleasure to meet you
00:41:30Welcome
00:41:30You're Ava's husband
00:41:33But
00:41:34You're gorgeous
00:41:37But
00:41:37What as handsome as you
00:41:39Look at you two
00:41:40You look like you just stepped out of a movie
00:41:42Merry Christmas, Grandpa
00:41:44Merry Christmas
00:41:45This is from Max and I
00:41:47Oh, my goodness
00:41:48Thank you, Ava
00:41:49Let me grab that for you, Daddy
00:41:52Oops
00:41:53Oh, my bad
00:41:54Ooh
00:41:54A homemade gift
00:41:56How thrifty
00:41:58Not all gifts are about the price tag
00:42:00Mommy's right, you mean a little hack
00:42:03You little
00:42:05You will not lay a hand on my daughter
00:42:08Or you will lose yours
00:42:10Oh
00:42:11I think you broke my wrist
00:42:13Look what you just did to my mother
00:42:15My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor
00:42:19He could ruin your life
00:42:26Mommy, are you okay?
00:42:34I'm fine
00:42:35I'm just wet, honey
00:42:36Yeah
00:42:36It's okay
00:42:37It's okay
00:42:40What are you?
00:42:43Don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:42:45Did you just slap me?
00:42:48Next time it'll be a closed fist
00:42:49You're a fucking psycho
00:42:51You know what, Sierra?
00:42:52I can take your little insults
00:42:53But leave my family out of this
00:42:57Her family
00:42:58She needs me
00:43:04You okay, honey?
00:43:05Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:43:08Do something
00:43:09You don't know who you're messing with
00:43:11I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me
00:43:14Oh, wow
00:43:14I'm sure the CEO would love to hear
00:43:17That you're using his company's name to bully people
00:43:20Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks
00:43:23Let's call him
00:43:24I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side
00:43:26Please
00:43:27Who do you think you are?
00:43:30Enough
00:43:32There will be no arguing during Christmas
00:43:36Fine, Dad
00:43:36Let it go, Nathan
00:43:38They're just jealous
00:43:42For Grandpa's sake
00:43:43I'll let you off easy
00:43:44I think you owe Nathan a thank you
00:43:48I think you owe me a thank you
00:43:50For slapping some sense into you
00:43:52Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:43:53Alright, that's enough
00:43:54Everyone come inside
00:43:56And sit down
00:44:17Is this a joke?
00:44:20Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:22Hold it
00:44:22Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:24My husband and I paid for this feast
00:44:27My husband and I paid for this feast
00:44:33King crab, fresh from Alaska
00:44:36And grass-fed wagyu
00:44:39Three times the price
00:44:40Fifty times the flavor
00:44:42And you don't get a single bite
00:44:44It's just petty
00:44:46Maybe so
00:44:47But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders
00:44:51Fine
00:44:52Then we won't stay and eat with you
00:44:55Come on, let's go
00:44:56No, no
00:44:56Don't you dare leave our family dinner
00:45:00Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:45:03I know, dear
00:45:04I just want to have our family together
00:45:06Fine
00:45:07We'll let the strays sit and eat with us
00:45:10Better a stray than a bitch
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:16I just want to have our family together
00:45:19Fine
00:45:20We'll stay
00:45:22Can I have a little napole?
00:45:24It's okay, sweetie
00:45:25We'll get something right after
00:45:27Like drive-thru?
00:45:29I hope you enjoy food poisoning
00:45:31That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present
00:45:36No strays
00:45:38Al, please, are you okay?
00:45:40Yes, please
00:45:41You hit my child
00:45:43You're fucking crazy
00:45:44Well, if you'd teach her some manners
00:45:46Maybe I wouldn't have to
00:45:51Don't worry, baby
00:45:52I'll handle it
00:45:56Don't worry, baby
00:45:57I'll handle it
00:46:01Piper
00:46:03Sweetie
00:46:03Are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:46:09Okay, sweetheart
00:46:10Give me two minutes
00:46:11And one phone call
00:46:12As if you have a chef on speed dial
00:46:15Actually, I do
00:46:18He's such a liar
00:46:19This ought to be hilarious
00:46:21Oh
00:46:21It will be
00:46:24Sam
00:46:26Yeah, send the troops
00:46:27And bring that king crab from Antarctica
00:46:29I'm already on my way
00:46:35Bring that king crab from Antarctica
00:46:37I'm already on my way
00:46:40You hear this guy?
00:46:41He wants the best king crab in the world
00:46:44From Antarctica
00:46:46Now I get why you married him, Eva
00:46:48His silly delusions are just adorable
00:46:51Max, what are you doing?
00:46:54Don't worry about it, sweetheart
00:46:55Santa's already on his way
00:46:56Actually
00:46:57Five
00:46:59Four
00:47:00Three
00:47:01Two
00:47:02One
00:47:06A helicopter?
00:47:14There's no way
00:47:20How did you pull this off?
00:47:22Sam is like family
00:47:23I thought I'd introduce you to
00:47:24Thanks, boss
00:47:27Boss?
00:47:28Eva's always been genuine with me
00:47:29Maybe it's time she knew who I really am
00:47:32Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth
00:47:36I'm Maximus Harrison
00:47:39You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:47:43Mm-hmm
00:47:46Come on
00:47:48You can stop kidding around
00:47:50If you were the CEO, why would you be here pretending to be my husband?
00:47:54No, I actually am the CEO
00:47:56No, I actually am the CEO
00:47:56Come on
00:47:56You can stop the charade
00:47:57Okay, this is just another favor from that bigwig friend, isn't it?
00:48:01Eva
00:48:01I'm not pretending
00:48:04Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab as you requested
00:48:17How is this possible?
00:48:19This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:48:26Who are you?
00:48:27I told you, I'm Eva's husband
00:48:29That chef called him Mr. Harrison
00:48:32Wait, no
00:48:34Hold on
00:48:36You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:48:41You're worth more than some whole countries
00:48:42Hmm, some of the small ones
00:48:45I mean, you know that
00:48:47You work for me
00:48:48Oh, God
00:48:49I insulted my own boss
00:48:52I'm finished
00:48:57Oh, God
00:48:58I insulted my own boss
00:49:00I'm finished
00:49:01Didn't think Max would commit this hard
00:49:04Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move
00:49:06Worth every penny I'm paying him
00:49:08For tonight, your feast ends
00:49:10And with that, your career
00:49:13You're fired
00:49:14Fired?
00:49:16Sam
00:49:20Fired?
00:49:21Oh, God
00:49:22I can't be fired
00:49:24What?
00:49:26Mr. Harrison, please
00:49:27You can have as much crab as you want
00:49:29Please, Mr. Harrison
00:49:31I'll do anything
00:49:32Guys
00:49:33Take out the trash
00:49:39And you
00:49:41Oh, me?
00:49:43Mr. Harrison, come on
00:49:45That was a Christmas joke
00:49:46A family tradition
00:49:48Yeah, well
00:49:49There's a new family tradition
00:49:50Sam
00:49:55Will you do me the honors?
00:49:58Gladly
00:50:03Merry Christmas, Aunt Mary
00:50:06Father, do something
00:50:09Well, you kind of deserve that
00:50:11I'm leaving
00:50:14Pumpkin, my favorite
00:50:20Come on, sweetie
00:50:22Daddy had the scrapped line just for you
00:50:24Eat as much as you want
00:50:26Thanks, Daddy
00:50:30I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas
00:50:32I just couldn't take them treating you like that
00:50:34Honestly
00:50:36This is the best Christmas I've ever had
00:50:38Well, if you want, we can have many more
00:50:40Just like this
00:50:42Does he really mean that?
00:50:44Or is he just playing the part?
00:50:46I can't tell
00:50:47And that terrifies me
00:50:53Merry Christmas, Mrs. Harrison
00:50:55I brought you a gift
00:50:56Here's the paternity test
00:50:57Between the boss and that little girl
00:50:58Oh
00:51:04Oh, this is wonderful
00:51:07Sam, I have a granddaughter
00:51:10Tell me everything
00:51:11Miss Eva Smith
00:51:12Single mother, small town gal
00:51:14Didn't finish high school
00:51:16Currently works in retail
00:51:17Oh, Maximus
00:51:18I thought I raised you better
00:51:21A high school dropout
00:51:22In the Harrison family?
00:51:25Not a chance
00:51:30She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:51:33Maximus seems to like her
00:51:35Silence
00:51:35Get me the address where she works
00:51:37It's Happy Heels on Broadway
00:51:39That's nice
00:51:41We own that one
00:51:42Good work
00:51:43But take off that stupid hat
00:51:56Thanks
00:51:56So your dad insisted
00:51:58That I try this wine
00:51:59That he's been saving for 20 years
00:52:02Sounds like he's happy
00:52:03With his new son-in-law
00:52:04And how about you?
00:52:09Me?
00:52:10Yeah
00:52:12Are you happy with your new husband?
00:52:18Eva
00:52:29That birthmark
00:52:30Family to me is a big commitment
00:52:33And I don't want any loose ends
00:52:35You know?
00:52:37Maximus
00:52:37There's so much we don't know
00:52:39So much we're not telling each other
00:52:43No feelings
00:52:43No complications
00:52:44That's what we agreed upon
00:52:45Yeah, I didn't sign a contract
00:52:48Max
00:52:49Yeah, I guess you're right
00:52:52It's cold
00:52:54Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood
00:52:58Max
00:53:00I need to tell you something
00:53:04Something important
00:53:05What's gotten into her?
00:53:07Is she hiding something?
00:53:09Is this the part where you tell me
00:53:10There's no Santa?
00:53:12I haven't been completely honest with you
00:53:17Piper is
00:53:20Piper is
00:53:21Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts
00:53:24Sweetie
00:53:25Oh my gosh
00:53:26It's all swollen
00:53:27Must have been when that witch
00:53:28Smacked her with the fork earlier
00:53:29Listen, you stay here with Daddy
00:53:31Mommy's gonna go get a first date kit, okay?
00:53:35Come on, Piper
00:53:39Okay, let me see
00:53:43I promise
00:53:44I won't let anyone
00:53:46Hurt you or Mommy again
00:53:47But that's not true
00:53:48You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:53:53Uh...
00:53:53Daddy!
00:53:54No!
00:53:56Well...
00:54:02Don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:54:07Well, maybe I don't have to leave
00:54:10Well, maybe I don't have to leave
00:54:12Really?
00:54:13Please stay, Daddy
00:54:17You think it was Scar?
00:54:24I wouldn't worry about it
00:54:25Scars make you look like a badass
00:54:27I have one, too
00:54:29Dad
00:54:31I got that when I was about your age
00:54:32Some punk came at me with a switchblade
00:54:35Really?
00:54:36No way
00:54:37No
00:54:38It was actually a cactus
00:54:40But it's still cool
00:54:41But it's still cool
00:54:43I have something like that on the back of my neck
00:54:49Piper, how long have you had that?
00:54:51My mom said I had that when I was born
00:54:58And how old are you?
00:55:00Six
00:55:01Six
00:55:01Six?
00:55:02That one night stand was about seven years ago
00:55:04Okay, I found the first aid kit
00:55:07Ivor
00:55:07Ivor, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:55:11What do I even say?
00:55:12And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:55:15Sorry, honey
00:55:15This man's your dad
00:55:16And he didn't know you existed until now
00:55:20Um...
00:55:21Yeah
00:55:23Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:55:26Eva
00:55:30Okay, look
00:55:35Piper is...
00:55:40Go on
00:55:46That must be an emergency
00:55:49Excuse me
00:55:50Sorry
00:55:51Take this
00:55:59Mommy, are you okay?
00:56:01Yeah
00:56:03Mommy's just realizing she's a coward
00:56:06I don't even have the guts to tell the truth
00:56:10Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:56:13I'm telling you, Max
00:56:14That woman is manipulating you
00:56:16She's a high school dropout
00:56:18Doesn't even have a decent job
00:56:20And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:56:23I'm Eva's husband
00:56:24Max
00:56:25That man has no idea
00:56:27What a treasure
00:56:29He's missing out on
00:56:33I'm sorry, Max
00:56:35You can't know Piper's your daughter
00:56:37Your mother would take her away
00:56:38After Christmas
00:56:39It's over
00:56:43Eva?
00:56:44Maximus?
00:56:45Are you even listening to me?
00:56:47No, mom, mom
00:56:48Listen
00:56:49I'm sorry
00:56:49Okay?
00:56:50Eva's my wife
00:56:51And I've made up my mind
00:56:52I'm not leaving her
00:56:55Eva?
00:56:59Hello
00:57:01Thank you
00:57:02I need that
00:57:04Oh, thank you
00:57:06This is for you, Grandma
00:57:13Oh, wow
00:57:15That's so cool
00:57:16What did you make?
00:57:17Uh, Derek
00:57:18This is from
00:57:19Eva and I
00:57:20Oh, thank you so much
00:57:22Just
00:57:23Thanks, guys
00:57:23Glad you're here
00:57:26God
00:57:27Oh
00:57:28Damn, these are nice
00:57:30Grandpa
00:57:31Language
00:57:32Little ears
00:57:38Piper
00:57:39Piper
00:57:39Do you want to go see your present?
00:57:41It's in the other room
00:57:41By the train set
00:57:42Here, I'll go with you
00:57:43Remember the song that we sang?
00:57:45Ready, ready?
00:57:46Grandma got run over by a reindeer
00:57:48What do we got, guys?
00:57:49Billy
00:57:49Walking home from our house
00:57:51Christmas Eve
00:57:55You never told me
00:57:59Have we met before?
00:58:04Have we met before?
00:58:07She's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:58:12I don't know what you're getting at
00:58:15Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper
00:58:26I don't know what you're talking about
00:58:27Lots of people have birthmarks
00:58:29They're very common
00:58:29I feel so awful
00:58:31But I can't lose my child
00:58:32No matter how I feel about him
00:58:37Maybe
00:58:40Are you okay?
00:58:43Are the clogs a bad idea?
00:58:47No
00:58:48I'm fine
00:58:50Um
00:58:51Oh, I almost forgot
00:58:55I got you this
00:58:56You got me a gift, too?
00:58:58Tis the season
00:59:00Open it
00:59:14Gloves
00:59:14Gloves
00:59:15Did you make these?
00:59:17Yeah
00:59:18I know this is a fake marriage
00:59:20But
00:59:21That's Christmas
00:59:23You've already done so much for me
00:59:24I just wanted to do a little something for you
00:59:27How did I feel?
00:59:29Warm, right?
00:59:31Yeah
00:59:32Warm
00:59:34Soft
00:59:37Perfect
00:59:42Thank you, Eva
00:59:44I've never gotten anything this meaningful before
00:59:48Really?
00:59:50Yeah, my mom
00:59:51She partied all the time
00:59:52And I got gifts
00:59:54Plenty of them
00:59:55But
00:59:56I don't think she ever bought one herself
00:59:59Nothing personal
01:00:02Nothing personal
01:00:03Well, you deserve it
01:00:04You're a good guy
01:00:06And
01:00:07Someday you'll
01:00:09Find
01:00:10Someone special
01:00:11To
01:00:11Spend all your Christmases with
01:00:14What if that day's today
01:00:19What if I already found someone special
01:00:23Right here
01:00:47Max
01:00:49We can't
01:00:51If you want me to stop
01:00:52You better tell me right now
01:00:58Come on
01:01:00I don't want you to stop
01:01:02Come on
01:01:07No matter how many years pass
01:01:09I still can't resist him
01:01:23I don't want you
01:01:26I don't want you
01:01:34Oh God, you were driving
01:01:36What do you need to say?
01:01:38I don't want you
01:01:40Piper
01:01:50Piper?
01:01:52She can't see it
01:02:11Eva?
01:02:15Grandma, I'm up here!
01:02:29That was way too close.
01:02:31Yeah. We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:02:37Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:02:42Can I still unwrap my present?
01:02:46You still have been giving me mine.
01:02:53Let me give it to you.
01:03:31What are you calling me to serve?
01:03:37Hello?
01:03:38Hello, Eva Smith. I'm Max's mother. Name your price. What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:03:46What?
01:03:47We both know my son is way out of your league. Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and
01:03:54go. My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:03:58Piper is my daughter. And no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up. So you
01:04:03keep your money, and I'll leave on my own. But I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:10Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:04:16You okay?
01:04:21Look, we made it through Christmas. So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:28What are you talking about?
01:04:30It's over. It's not that hard to understand.
01:04:36Eva, wait.
01:04:40So last night meant nothing to you?
01:04:47Well, Max, it's not real. None of it was real.
01:04:51So, this is just a goodbye.
01:04:55Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:04:58Look.
01:05:00Last night,
01:05:03I let my guard down.
01:05:04But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:07And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:10Just tell me what you need.
01:05:12I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:05:17Just say the word.
01:05:23You don't get it.
01:05:26You don't get it.
01:05:28You don't get it.
01:05:34I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:05:41I won't give up on us.
01:05:57Are we here?
01:05:59Yes.
01:06:00As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:06:07Piper, sweetie, wake up. We're home.
01:06:14How can she just walk away?
01:06:23Don't forget you have to meet my mom.
01:06:25It's part of the agreement, too.
01:06:27Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:31You promised.
01:06:32Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:34Can you do this for me, please?
01:06:38All right, fine. When?
01:06:41Two days.
01:06:42I'll come pick you up.
01:06:44No need.
01:06:45Just send me the address on me either.
01:06:52I know you and mommy thought, but she still really likes you.
01:06:57So don't give up, okay, daddy?
01:07:00Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:02If there's one thing you should know about your daddy, I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:19If you find a church on the side, it's the truth.
01:07:22Step ten times.
01:07:25Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:07:27Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:07:30Boss?
01:07:31Boss?
01:07:35Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:07:39I need to go win back my family.
01:07:41Family?
01:07:42Boss, you okay?
01:07:44Never better.
01:07:47Go get her, Max.
01:07:51Give it your best smile.
01:07:53Ah, there he is.
01:07:56Maximus, darling.
01:07:58I have some prospects for you.
01:08:00Nice high society girls from the city.
01:08:06Oh.
01:08:08I told you, I already found the woman I love.
01:08:17Maximus, stop this.
01:08:19That Eva woman is scamming you, son.
01:08:23Tell me what kind of woman you want and I'll find you another.
01:08:26You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:08:30No, I'm not.
01:08:32What?
01:08:33Oh?
01:08:33I work in waste management and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:08:37I'm Eva's husband and I'm a father.
01:08:42What?
01:08:55Oh, that's her.
01:08:57The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:09:02Hi, welcome in.
01:09:04Can I help you find something?
01:09:05I want to try those.
01:09:10Awesome, I'll get them for you right away.
01:09:13Are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:09:19No, no, no.
01:09:20I know what I want.
01:09:22Size seven.
01:09:24Oh, baby can't even walk, but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:09:28Come on, she wants the white shoes.
01:09:36Ignore her.
01:09:37She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:09:39Here, let me help you.
01:09:40Come on.
01:09:45She seems kind.
01:09:51I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:09:53She's just doing her job.
01:09:56How do they feel?
01:09:58Well, I love the style, but it's too small.
01:10:01I think I need a size up.
01:10:03Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:10:08Right away.
01:10:09I'll be right back.
01:10:11She's not only kind, she's patient.
01:10:14Was I wrong about her?
01:10:15Hmm.
01:10:29Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:10:34Well, who gives a shit?
01:10:36She can't walk.
01:10:39That's just pure evil.
01:10:43Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:10:46She's in a wheelchair.
01:10:48Who cares?
01:10:49It's the last pair.
01:10:51I get paid commission.
01:10:57I am not doing that, Vanessa.
01:11:00See?
01:11:02This is your whole problem.
01:11:05This is why you'll always be broke.
01:11:09I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:11:12I'm not selling her junk.
01:11:14She has to deal with people like this?
01:11:17People who insult her all day?
01:11:20I'm your manager.
01:11:25Sell the old bitty the shoes or you're fired.
01:11:34Did I stutter?
01:11:36Did I stutter?
01:11:39You don't have to fire me.
01:11:43I quit.
01:11:49I don't work here anymore.
01:11:52Listen.
01:11:53Don't buy the shoes.
01:11:55They're broken.
01:11:56Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:11:58You're a good person after all.
01:12:01Looks like I misjudged you.
01:12:04I'm sorry?
01:12:07Why are you still here, Eva?
01:12:09Get out!
01:12:15You're not disabled?
01:12:17Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:12:22Absolutely shameful.
01:12:24Who are you?
01:12:25I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group
01:12:29and the owner of this store.
01:12:32You're Eleanor Harrison?
01:12:33Mother of the CEO?
01:12:36I am.
01:12:37And you, my dear, are fired.
01:12:40What did I do?
01:12:44You are a good person.
01:12:47From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:12:53Are you serious?
01:12:56That's right.
01:12:58Don't be nervous, child.
01:13:00You are professional.
01:13:02Responsible.
01:13:04Far better than that two-bit manager.
01:13:09You.
01:13:10Out.
01:13:12I'll leave.
01:13:15I'm leaving.
01:13:18Okay.
01:13:19I...
01:13:19I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:13:22No.
01:13:23Don't worry.
01:13:25You're getting a promotion.
01:13:27You deserve it, my dear.
01:13:31First assignment?
01:13:32I want that row.
01:13:35I want that row.
01:13:35And that row.
01:13:37And the entire display case.
01:13:39Pack it all up and bring it to my house.
01:13:43Okay.
01:13:44Yeah.
01:13:46Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:13:50I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:13:59She's the mother of a CEO.
01:14:01Of course she lives like this.
01:14:12Mrs. Harrison?
01:14:14I'm here with your delivery.
01:14:18Max?
01:14:19Eva?
01:14:20What are you doing here?
01:14:23I, uh...
01:14:24There you are, Eva!
01:14:27Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:14:30My new daughter-in-law.
01:14:33What are you talking...
01:14:37That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:14:42Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:14:44Stop!
01:14:46And you?
01:14:47You lied to me at the store!
01:14:49Y...
01:14:50You were both just testing me?
01:14:51Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:14:54I'm sorry, Eva.
01:14:55I thought you might be using my son just after his money.
01:14:59But I was wrong.
01:15:00Eva, please.
01:15:01I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:15:04Not every working-class girl is after your money.
01:15:07How could you think that of me?
01:15:09It's not like that, dear.
01:15:11Eva, what are you talking about?
01:15:14Mom, what did you do?
01:15:15I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:15:18We're not together.
01:15:20And I can't love something that was never real.
01:15:26I made a horrible mistake.
01:15:29What are you waiting for, son?
01:15:31Go after her!
01:15:35Eva.
01:15:36Let me go!
01:15:37I swear, it's not what you think.
01:15:39Look, we come from two completely different worlds.
01:15:41Stop pretending like you care!
01:15:42I'm not pretending!
01:15:44Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:15:46And everything I've done for you, and Piper, this is real.
01:15:53Touch my wife again and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:15:58Max, you came.
01:15:58God, you are driving me fucking insane.
01:16:03I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:16:07Just say the word.
01:16:12See?
01:16:14Stop fighting.
01:16:17We belong together.
01:16:20You're wrong.
01:16:21Wrong about what?
01:16:23That you care?
01:16:25Or we belong together?
01:16:26Look, I already told you.
01:16:28We're from two completely different worlds.
01:16:31Now, I held up my end of the deal, and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:16:35I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin.
01:16:40Eva.
01:16:43Eva!
01:16:46I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:16:48Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:16:56Ow!
01:16:58Are you okay, Mommy?
01:17:00Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:17:02Come here.
01:17:10No, you're not fine.
01:17:12You're sad.
01:17:15I'm okay, sweetie.
01:17:18I miss Daddy, too.
01:17:23I want Max to be my real daddy.
01:17:28Don't you want to be with him?
01:17:31Lovebug.
01:17:33You're right.
01:17:34What am I doing?
01:17:35Running like a coward?
01:17:39I've always taught you to be brave.
01:17:42I've always taught you to be brave.
01:17:42Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:17:45I believe in you.
01:17:46What are you gonna do, Mommy?
01:17:49I know exactly what to say to him.
01:17:53Maximus deserves to know, Piper is his daughter.
01:18:03Enough sulking.
01:18:04Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:18:08Don't you think I want to?
01:18:10She doesn't want me.
01:18:12I didn't raise you to give up.
01:18:14Your daughter is still out there.
01:18:16You can't abandon her.
01:18:17Mom, you don't get it.
01:18:19I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:18:22And Piper, she was an added bonus.
01:18:26What are you talking about?
01:18:28I already ran a DNA test.
01:18:31Piper is your daughter.
01:18:33What?
01:18:34See it for yourself.
01:18:41I was right.
01:18:43Seven years ago.
01:18:45New Years, that woman was Eva.
01:18:58Eva!
01:19:00Hey.
01:19:02Daddy!
01:19:04Piper!
01:19:08I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:19:15You came back.
01:19:20I, uh...
01:19:22Don't forget to be brave, Mommy.
01:19:30I, uh...
01:19:32I was scared.
01:19:33But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:19:36Because what we have is real and it's worth fighting for.
01:19:40Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.
01:19:44I have something to tell you, too.
01:19:47Piper is your daughter.
01:19:50You knew.
01:19:51My sweet granddaughter.
01:19:53Mama!
01:19:58I just found out for sure a few minutes ago, but you've known this whole time?
01:20:02I was scared.
01:20:03Okay, I didn't know if you were going to take her from me.
01:20:06I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:20:08How could you not know how I felt?
01:20:25How could you not know how I felt?
01:20:45will you marry me even for real this time yes yes of course i'll marry you
01:21:06looks like you're stuck with me the next christmas and the christmas after that and forever
01:21:12i wouldn't have it any other way
01:21:20who's that
01:21:32looks like i have to take out the trash again no not funny
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