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[Dubbed]Losing Is Not an Option #shortmax
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00:01it's been three years since i woke up as the emperor and now this damn system tells me if i
00:06can ruin the fortunes of grandwell and bring the country down i get to go back to my world
00:10with 15 billion dollars that's just a piece of cake i can't stand staying here for another second
00:16your majesty the treasury the treasury only has a million tails of silver left if this keeps up
00:25grandwell will fall any day now your majesty only a million tails that's great i thought there might
00:34be more a little spending and it's gone your majesty how could you say such a thing this
00:43million tails is our last hope for grandwell hope my only hope is for the country to fall
00:49your majesty please reconsider shut your mouth guards go to the black cells and find vincent
00:56turner that man who embezzled half the treasury bring him to me unharmed i'm giving him back his
01:02old job your majesty you must not vincent turner is the greatest parasite using him is as good as
01:09digging your own grave taking my own grave this is exactly what i want
01:17it's over i am doomed he'll have me tortured to death before all the officials
01:24to serve as a warning your majesty have mercy i deserve a thousand deaths i beg you just let me
01:32die quickly
01:35turner listen up your majesty what are you you've got one month to burn through every cent of that
01:42million tiles in the treasury go wild spend it all be as extravagant as you can what spend it all
01:48your majesty are you testing me i see now you're giving me a chance to make up for my crimes
01:57your
01:58majesty is truly wise i'm willing to do everything for your majesty until my dying breath who said i
02:06want you to make up for it i want you to be the most corrupt official not a dog begging
02:10for mercy
02:11go squander that money waste it all do you understand if there's a single coin left at
02:16the end of the month i'll have your head take this key and get lost now
02:24no his majesty is no fool in three years on the throne his iron-fisted style is known everywhere
02:30and yet today in front of all the officials he gave the treasury to a death row inmate and told
02:36me to
02:37waste it all there must be something more going on spend it all that can't be what he really means
02:44his majesty there has to be a master plan behind this what is your true intention
02:52it's been three days that slacker turner still hasn't managed to spend that million tails
02:57that's too slow when am i ever going to wreck this country your majesty mr turner has thrown the city
03:02into chaos with the shadow gods oh amuse me what's he done he's been going wild shopping in the city
03:09wherever he goes there's panic and chaos it's like the world is coming to an end excellent panic and
03:15chaos that's exactly what i wanted looks like i picked the right man the country's in total chaos
03:22my retirement is finally within reach
03:26i get it now his majesty didn't hand me the treasury key just so i could squander the money
03:32a mere million from the treasury could never bring down the sky high prices all jacked up by those
03:38crooked merchants what his majesty really wanted was for me to use this money as bait and hidden behind
03:43my reputation as the greatest corrupt official go after those crooks the real leeches hoarding wealth
03:49that rivals the nation itself cut them off at the root fight evil with evil this is his majesty's
03:55brilliant plan your majesty i finally understand listen up everyone the four major grain merchants
04:03are greedy and ruthless jacking up grain prices and driving public anger by the command of his majesty
04:08their assets will be seized not a single coin left yes sir take all the treasury's money along with
04:16everything seized from those crooked merchants and set up stalls at the city gates let all the
04:21people know this is his majesty showing he cares giving them relocation allowances everyone gets five
04:26tails now this is what it means to truly take from the people and give back to them
04:33oh my god this is real silver i thought i was dreaming with this money my whole family can finally
04:38survive
04:39see that these heartless bastards jacked rice prices sky high but now mr turner has seized all their
04:45assets serves them right long live his majesty long live long live mr turner the incorruptible one
04:56it's burning it's finally happening is it rioters rebelling is it revolutionary storming in
05:04fantastic let me see which brave soul has come to take my shitty life and my throne your majesty your
05:10majesty something has happened this is huge good this is great is it the people revolting are the
05:16rebels storming in tell me which hero is here to take my head
05:21your majesty this is huge it's the greatest news great news the whole city is chaos and you call this
05:28great news your majesty it's not chaos people are celebrating with the money they're lighting bonfires
05:34singing your praises everyone in the city is praying blessings for you what did you say singing
05:39my praises and the treasury the treasury as for the treasury mr turner said he'd surprise you at
05:45tomorrow's council it's time where's turner did he blow through all the money and run off
05:56i vincent turner have not failed the assignment your majesty oh the task is done so that million was
06:04spent right your majesty allow me to show you the results attendance bring it up
06:14your majesty ordered me to spend and i understood this is a genius plan first scatter then gather i moved
06:21swiftly and confiscated all the assets of the most notorious merchants total proceeds 50 million tails
06:28of silver after giving the relocation fees to the people the treasury didn't shrink it actually
06:35increased 50 fold the citizens grateful for your generous rule have already paid next year's taxes in
06:41advance five fifty fold why is my empire doing progress bar going backwards
06:50i i was plainly slow-witted your majesty your wisdom truly is unfathomable did you all see his majesty
07:00valued the greatest corrupt official not because he's incompetent but because he could use corruption
07:05to fight corruption he used turner's greed to take down the merchant's greed sweeping out traders
07:11filling the treasury and winning over the people's hearts this is the kind of imperial strategy the
07:18world has never seen your majesty's brilliance shines long live your majesty long live your majesty long
07:24long live your majesty
07:28what the fuck i was just trying to go bankrupt and i still ended up gaining
07:33announce my orders your majesty what would you like us to do go disband every last one of the 200
07:38000
07:39imperial guards collect all their weapons what your majesty this is absolutely out of the question
07:46that's grandwell's last line of defense shut up my mind is made up alan take these 200 000
07:51soldiers go to that wasteland west of the city and start farming give everyone one hoe give me grain
07:57or don't come back uh for farming with a hoe
08:05exactly turning my most elite troops into farmers is it north albion about to invade when their army
08:11reaches our city i'll just open the gates and surrender
08:22we're the proud imperial guards instead of defending our country we end up shipped off to this godforsaken
08:26place to farm seriously what does his majesty mean by this are we supposed to be farmers for the rest
08:31of
08:32our lives
08:38gravity potatoes failed crops from high gravity planets it weighs over 100 pounds hard to dig up
08:43and taste like rocks this is what you're going to plant listen up starting today everyone must dig out
08:4810 potatoes no potatoes no dinner you're gonna be exhausted if you can't lift your swords let's see how you
08:55fight then your majesty what's the point of these potatoes the point you'll find out soon enough
09:06what kind of nonsense is this my hands are full of blisters from digging those damn potatoes are
09:11literally stuck in the rocks general has his majesty really lost it if this keeps up forget fighting we'll
09:16all starve to death out here
09:22something's off there's definitely something wrong
09:35this this little thing weighs like a thousand pounds
09:42everyone shut up you idiots
09:46this isn't farming this is his majesty training us to be stronger you still don't get it his majesty
09:52thinks we haven't trained enough digging potatoes can boost our core strength swinging a hoe like this
09:57is clearly a back-to-basic sword technique
10:03that's what we're going to do
10:03thank you your majesty let's get digging thank you your majesty let's get digging
10:10report your majesty general urgent news
10:13what happened north albion army has broken the treaty 30 000 soldiers are on the move their vanguard
10:20is less than 30 miles from our westwood camp
10:23what this is my chance my whole army versus 30 000 cavalry now the empire's doomed
10:31my retirement life here i come
10:36here they come finally they've arrived 30 000 elite cavalry versus my farmers with nothing but hoes
10:44i should definitely lose big this time right my 15 billion dollar retirement fund i'm coming
10:50your majesty the albians they they're charging straight at us we should run for it run
10:58why would we run the real show is just getting started
11:06so this is grandwell's army a bunch of peasants who can't even afford armor
11:11is emperor nathaniel graham dead sending you farmers here boys did you see that
11:19that's your military glory charge crush them crush them and their potato sprouts into pulp
11:25capture that fool emperor alive those cursed bandits they want to trample his majesty's blessed grain
11:34listen up everyone those barbarians want to destroy these blessed potatoes if anyone lets even one horse
11:42stomp a potato sprout i'll make him get buried alongside the potatoes all troops follow orders form up
11:48whole formation guard the grain
11:54this horse it's huge don't stop my green beauties
12:01it's over i can finally end this fried chicken soda aircon i'm coming
12:17what the hell this horse is so fragile not even as tough as the potatoes so boring
12:24monsters they're not human they're monsters retreat all troops fall back run hurry
12:32you want to run did you ask my potatoes first smash them hard
12:42this this can't be real that's not how my script goes
12:48you've crushed the enemy the nation's fortune sword doom progress rolled back by 30 percent
12:53no my retirement fund my 15 billion dollars
13:01your majesty your agricultural drill is the most powerful technique in the world
13:06i beseech your majesty spread this method throughout the army let grandwell never be defeated again
13:11please your majesty share your technique let grandwell never be defeated again
13:17no need spread it if you keep this up are you planning to dig up the moon next
13:24your majesty you truly are witty turning farm tools into weapons training soldiers with potatoes
13:30this is the way back to basics after this battle grandwell's prestige will surely shake the world
13:38shake my ass i just wish i was dead no wait there's still a chance can't collapse from within
13:45and the enemies are too weak i have to have to find someone nobody dares mess with someone who could
13:53smash this damn country with a single slap guards announce my orders head back to the capital i heard
13:59the continent's overlord the mighty emperor of valeria is sending an envoy to demand tribute that's true
14:06your majesty good very good summon him to court i want to give him a massive surprise right in front
14:12of
14:12all my officials isn't the emperor of valeria famous for his temper i'm going to grind your face into the
14:18dirt
14:19let's see how much you can take once his troops march in my empire's destiny is locked in
14:28your majesty my emperor's patience is wearing thin this is your last chance
14:35surrender the cloud veil lands immediately otherwise a million of valeria's cavalry will sweep through
14:42your tiny nation in an instant
14:45a million cavalry i've been waiting for this i was afraid you wouldn't come what do you mean by that
14:56fine you want land i'll give you my land right now
15:01outrageous what are you doing guards what am i doing i granted you a masterpiece
15:07go back and tell your emperor that this turtle represents how fast valeria will march forth i'll
15:13be right here waiting let's see if he dares come to his death your majesty you must not
15:20two countries at war never execute an envoy with this you are pushing grandwell into an abyss
15:31an abyss good that's perfect this is exactly what i've been waiting for
15:37get out get out of my sight tell your emperor that my blade is already sharpened stop staring go back
15:44all
15:45of you eat and drink and wait for the valeria army to come pick up your remains court dismissed
15:57nathaniel graham you lunatic i'll remember how you humiliated me
16:02one day i'll make you pay back with all the blood in grandwell
16:14what is that monster
16:18a mere palace guard with strength like that no something's definitely wrong so that's why he
16:26dared to insult me like that turns out he was hiding a trump card this terrifying
16:33this mess is far deeper than i imagined this is outrageous how dare that brat humiliate me like
16:40this this is a declaration of war against valeria no your majesty it's not a declaration of war it's a
16:46trap it's an enormous trap a trap what kind of trap could a tiny country pull off your majesty do
16:54you
16:54think he's only insulting your ministers no he's provoking you he wants you to send your troops in a rage
17:04go on when i left the palace i saw it with my own eyes one of their gate guards was
17:10doing push-ups
17:11with a stone lion on his back the look he gave me made me feel like i was already dead
17:19your majesty
17:20the soldiers of grandwell are all monsters
17:28they defeated the albion army with farmers now even their gate guards have the strength of an army
17:33weak nations have no diplomacy there must be someone behind him this makes no sense this makes zero sense
17:42your majesty i know this isn't arrogance it's strategy it's the reverse of an empty fortress gambit
17:48what do you mean he's acting crazy on purpose acting so out of the ordinary will make us think
17:54that he's got nothing to fear the more eager he seems for war the deeper the trap he's dug for
17:59us
17:59he's using an empty city to lure in our million troops like a fish on the hook so such a
18:05twisted plan
18:06i almost fell for his provocation so your majesty right now we cannot attack whoever makes the first
18:12move loses announce my decree hold back not just that we should send gifts send him lavish gifts so
18:17he can't figure us out i want to see what kind of tricks that madman can pull off whatever you
18:22do
18:23do not provoke that lunatic
18:31look the dust is rising is the valeria army finally coming for us
18:37they're finally here today my grand plans will be realized your majesty the enemies are approaching
18:45we should run now run why should we run i want to watch them trample my palace
18:51from the emperor of valeria to the emperor of grandwell you are a ruler of unmatched culture
18:56and strength my emperor wishes to form an everlasting brotherhood with grandwell paying tribute every year
19:02offering respect year after year no how could you surrender i begged you to fight me why is it so
19:14hard for me to die is there no one in this whole world who can destroy this damn nation of
19:20mine
19:26your majesty it's over everything's finished
19:29why are you yelling has the sky fallen it's even terrifying than that urgent news from the coast
19:35out on the western ocean over a thousand steel monsters just appeared with holes that breathe fire
19:42with just one shot they blew our coastal outpost to pieces what steel monsters fire breathing holes
19:50yes your majesty our navy is worse off than those old fishing boats this time our country really is about
19:58to fall
20:01good that's great isn't that an overwhelming force it's science and tech this time not even gods can
20:08save my grandwell at last my nation is about to end see all this your majesty what are these these
20:17are
20:17fireworks the palace has collected for new year's festivals my precious fireworks your majesty our country
20:23is in crisis and you're showing me fireworks now i'm ordering you take every single one of these beauties
20:29and load them on our crummiest fishing boats send out our lamest fleet to meet ramara's unstoppable warships
20:37what your majesty sending fishing boats against iron giants isn't that just sending us to die
20:45you're right i'm sending you to die listen carefully once you see the enemy light up every one of these
20:52fireworks let him hear the bang consider it a farewell gift then raise the white flag and surrender
21:01that's an order do you understand
21:05his majesty said these are fireworks told me to put on a show before surrendering no these are covered in
21:11runes i can't even read i can feel the power to destroy everything i get it his majesty knows this
21:19battle is lost but he refuses to go down in shame he wants us to look like harmless fishing boats
21:25get
21:25in close then blow up these divine balls and take them down with us it's basically a supercharged fire
21:32attack a fight to the death all or nothing your majesty i accept the order to die soldiers
21:38his majesty has handed us the weapon to destroy the enemy we're not coming back from this for
21:44grandwell for his majesty charge to die for grandwell to serve his majesty go on go on
21:53get yourselves killed my 15 billion dollars my retirement life here i come
22:07hmm a bunch of eastern peasants trying to take us on with these shabby boats
22:13let's show them what we've got fire feed every one of these pests to the fish
22:30guys his majesty has given us divine weaponry this battle means certain death
22:35light the fuse for grandwell for his majesty ram them head on
22:44blow it up hurry up once i hear that boom my retirement fund is in the bag
22:49air conditioning cola fried chicken i nathaniel graham am coming to you nathaniel graham never imagined
22:56that these so-called fireworks would actually be planet destroying cannons this shot not only wiped
23:01out the enemy's fleet it forcibly redrew the whole world map
23:15fireworks this is supposed to be fireworks system you screwing with me get out here
23:24heavens divine wrath is this truly his majesty's power with a flick of the fingers everything turned
23:31into ashes the ramara kingdom just vanished like that
23:42congrats host you've achieved the goal legendary emperor doom empire mission has failed now unlocking
23:46hidden quest roll the world govern the globe no i don't want it i want to go home and retire
23:54facing this unstoppable empire where should he go from here
23:58my fireworks turned out to be a planet buster now the whole world is begging me to take them in
24:04failed to get conquered and forced to lead the world i'm dead set on trashing this mess
24:10your majesty good news our gate is swarmed with defeated albians and the emperor of valeria
24:15insists on becoming your doorman should we have them executed or use them as fertilizer
24:20execute who they are my precious trophies issue my order bring every one of those rebels up here
24:26every single one i want to form a cabinet have mercy your majesty i will hand over 100 million tails
24:33of silver please don't send me to dig up potatoes warlord graham just kill me the ramara army has been
24:39wiped out by you i surrender my lord no your majesty i have brought along my imperial seal if you
24:47don't
24:47kick me out i'll guard your door kick you out no i plan on making use of you grandwell's too
24:53powerful
24:53these days it's giving me a headache make make use of us your majesty you want me to be the
24:59mascot
25:00you aren't you the king of profiteering you'll serve in the treasury you've got one mission don't
25:05save any money take all the silver in the treasury and blow it on air on clouds on every piece
25:11of
25:11worthless junk and you don't you love to fight set him loose the capital safety is on you i want
25:17you to
25:17end the curfew let folks set up shop and fight all day whoever follows the rules will be executed by
25:23me and you stop kneeling since you want to stay so much you'll serve in foreign affairs insult every
25:29little neighboring state as nastily as possible i want them to attack me together by tomorrow
25:33if you all can turn grandwell into a mess big rewards are waiting is that clear
25:41insult other countries he's not asking for a war this is obviously hardline diplomacy he wants
25:46to make a statement forcing them to take sides got it we should show our dominance buy air buy clouds
25:54has he seen through the limits of hard currency and wants me to launch futures trading and virtual
25:59assets whoa he's seizing the whole world's minting rights genius absolute genius everyone do you
26:07understand now this is what we call vision chancellor ashford please explain a mediocre ruler slays enemies
26:15a wise ruler puts them to use his majesty turned fallen generals and villains into tools using their
26:22vices to break the old order using their greed to pillage the world this is ultimate imperial strategy
26:29turning a demon's den into an alchemy lab ruling the world's monsters and becoming grandwell's god king
26:36ruling the world's monsters and becoming grandwell's god king his majesty's ingenuity knows no limits
26:42long live long live long live your majesty did you even pass english class in elementary school
26:50whatever let it all burn delaney the treasury is yours now any plans to bankrupt it your majesty i have
26:59a
26:59scheme it's called unlimited banknotes i'm about to print cash non-stop distribute to everyone until
27:05our banknotes are worth less than toilet paper then prices will skyrocket rice will become pearls
27:10grandwell's economy will collapse completely good i knew you were my right hand print print till they
27:17drown us don't spare any paper your majesty i've got something even nastier i'll use all that worthless
27:24paper and buy up every piece of junk rocks grass even the air the people breathe
27:31and swap out all the real gold and silver for this garbage now that's a real spendthrift
27:39approved here's the emperor sword if anyone tries to stop you kill them i obey your majesty i'll turn
27:45grandwell's stench of money into the scent of corpses distribute give it all away every homeless beggar
27:53gets 10 000 tails every farmer gets 50 000 tails my lord if we keep giving it out money really
28:02will be
28:03worthless of course that's exactly what i want i want this bustling capital to turn into a hell filled
28:10with starving souls spread the word buy up next year's labor force stuff their pockets with money
28:16so they fight to buy all the goods let prices shoot through the roof thank you lord delaney thank you
28:23your majesty i'm rich go ahead laugh laugh as much as you want tomorrow you'll find out the cash in
28:32your hands can't even buy a bread roll grandwell die for me it's been a month inflation should have
28:40blown grandwell by now call in roland delaney i want to hear some good news so our price is soaring
28:46is everyone starving are banknotes worth less than toilet paper your majesty i i deserve a thousand deaths
28:53no worries no worries i should reward you for ruining this country tell me how bad is the situation
28:59your majesty i can't ruin it at all after receiving the money people didn't rush to buy up grain and
29:05instead they invested in factories they spent it on entertainment what with money their desire to
29:13spend went insane factories had to work day and night goods are coming out faster than we can print
29:19money prices not only didn't go up but actually dropped thanks to mass production your majesty that's
29:25not all the junk mr delaney bought up were repackaged as futures and concept stocks now grandwell's canned
29:32air sells worldwide every country begs for grandwell's banknotes this is a curse i tried to wreck everything
29:41but but tax revenue multiplied 30 times now grandwell is the world's top economy your majesty you are wise
29:49this is the ultimate form of keynesian economics consumption powers production with your own vision
29:55you've ushered in grandwell's golden age your majesty is brilliant long live long live long live your
30:03majesty break my printing press smash it hurry i tried to ruin the country now i'm an economics guru i
30:14can't
30:14live like this anymore so cold it's freezing this damn weather are you trying to kill me and
30:25i've got so much useless paper to go through my hands are about to turn into ice
30:32your majesty the royal observatory said it's the coldest night in a century
30:38we're almost out of charcoal in the palace your majesty enduring this bitter cold shows your sincere
30:45heart all these are matters of the people's livelihood we can't slack off even a little bit
30:53got it i thought of a way to stay warm guards
31:04your majesty you must not what do you plan to do these memorials are the nation's arteries the
31:11columns are symbols of your royal power you can't burn them and can't break them
31:15your majesty even if you want to squander everything you can't burn the palace this is
31:22the royal palace after all all of you shut up if only i had ten thousand homes so every struggling
31:30soul could find warmth my people are out there starving and freezing what good is it for me to
31:36sit here in a freezing palace i want my people to be warm not just the palace burn them torch
31:45these
31:46memorials these memorials these columns let them all burn right through i could never finish reading
31:52these memorials might as well burn them that's it
32:01he he even dares burn his own palace and symbols of power what kind of courage is that here i
32:07am just
32:07trying to survive but his mind is on the whole level i what kind of emperor am i i thought
32:16money would
32:17corrupt him but he'd burn royal power itself without a second thought i lost i admit total defeat this is
32:28the kind of leader who's worth following did you all see that what his majesty is burning isn't just
32:37paperwork but the shackles of the old world what he tears down isn't the columns but the wall between
32:44ruler and people he's offering up his royal power itself to bring peace and hope for the generations
32:52your majesty your majesty you are wise we will follow you through fire and storms even if it cost our
32:58lives long live his majesty long live long live long live
33:07nothing's as warm as firewood after all now i can get a few days of peace and quiet
33:16that idiot roland delaney i said bankruptcy not the world's biggest economy if i can't crash the
33:22economy what about public safety then as long as chaos erupts everywhere this country will sure fall
33:27apart attendance summon the capital chief of security albion's vanguard your majesty you finally thought of
33:34me roland delaney only understands money messing up a country should be our expertise oh what's your idea
33:40tell me your majesty if you want to throw a place into chaos you have to break all the rules
33:45i request
33:46your majesty to abolish the curfew let the public party brawl and fight abolish the curfew and encourage
33:51fighting good excellent but that's not all we should open every market district allow them to run their
33:56businesses non-stop once the vendors multiply so do the gangsters and thugs then fighting for turf they'll
34:02end up tearing each other apart great minds think alike that's exactly what i want go at it i'll kill
34:08anyone who disobeys you yes your majesty give me a month and i'll turn the capital into a living hell
34:17what happened i told them to fight each other why is everyone busy running their businesses move over
34:21you're blocking my table why should i is this place your property fight fight each other to death whoever
34:27wins owns this street from now on hey we're just kidding around business is better when people get along
34:33yeah that's right we'll scoot over a bit wait no one's fighting so is the city already a wash in
34:40blood your majesty i have failed your trust what they're not fighting each other yes but actually
34:48no everyone's busy joining business competitions what the hell is that your majesty this move of yours is
34:56genius since abolishing the curfew our nighttime economy is booming like never before people work
35:01their day jobs then run stools at night no time to pick fights at all exactly when two people are
35:06in dispute they settle it by whose profits are higher the winner takes it all it's harsher than real
35:11knife fights because of this everyone is desperate to become a workhorse shops never close 24 7 crime
35:18rate has dropped to zero your majesty is truly wise you've awakened everyone's competitive edge you turned
35:25wars into business battles winning without even lifting a finger god damn it i just wanted to watch
35:32the godfather not the wolf of wall street not the economy not the security can't the villains just do
35:39their parts guess i'll have to do it myself i need to write down every possible solution make a plan
35:45b
35:45the incompetent ruler's guide one put all the money into major construction two never use people you're
35:52suspicious of no always use people you're suspicious of kill all the loyal officials three bring in as
35:59many scandalous consorts as possible four declare war on every country double domestic taxes
36:05this is perfect with this book retirement is just around the corner
36:12your majesty i will go close the window now
36:18forget it let's call it a day throw away these useless papers yes your majesty
36:27once i get a good night's sleep i'll start carrying out my plans
36:35his majesty's actions have been getting more and more inscrutable
36:38i can barely keep up with his train of thought
36:42what is this is it some confidential directive his majesty accidentally left inside
36:48ah wait this the incompetent rue why would his majesty call himself that there must be some deeper meaning
36:58now i get it this isn't about wasting the treasury he's investing in infrastructure he's laying the
37:05groundwork for our nation's bright future oh i see it now his majesty is warning us all he wants us
37:14to
37:15always stay alert and never grow arrogant from past achievements that's the art of careful rule your
37:22majesty oh your majesty for the sake of grandwell you're even willing to call yourself incompetent you
37:28put yourself in shadow just so the entire nation can see the light this is a divine book it's his
37:36majesty's hundred year plan for grandwell's future i must make sure everyone in the land understands his
37:42majesty's painstaking devotion this is not for an incompetent ruler this is beyond all doubt the
37:49governance manual of a true sage attendance prepare my carriage i'm heading to the palace no i'm heading to
37:54the grand academy gather all the ministers i need to clear his majesty's name the council is finally
38:01quiet after the fire but now these guys show up to annoy me no way i have to teach them
38:06a lesson valeria
38:09your majesty i'm here what do you want i can't stand those envoys all they do is sing my praises
38:15every
38:16day so annoying your majesty so you're saying i now appoint you as the chief diplomatic officer i need
38:22you to go and offend every single envoy right now be as arrogant and rude as possible push them to
38:27band together and attack me immediately you want me to offend all the envoys yes call them dogs seize
38:33their tribute slap them in the face make sure they hate grandwell to their core understand yes his
38:39majesty is striking hard to put those fence sitters in their place using my brutality to highlight
38:43grandwell's power that's true imperial authority your wisdom shines your majesty i'll make sure they get a
38:49taste of the rules of a heavenly empire a bunch of country bumpkins how dare you not kneel and bow
38:55to
38:56me you you're a surrendered official too why should we bow to you why because the cavalry of grandwell
39:02could flatten your tiny country a hundred times over and you have the nerve to call that pile of junk
39:08tribute guards confiscate them and feed them to the pigs you you are humiliating us it's an act of war
39:17against all of us war against you go home and tell your emperor by tomorrow if you don't hand over
39:24your national maps then wait for grandwell's fireworks to light up the skies over your capital
39:29fireworks that world-ending divine thunder he's threatening us with the fate of the romara empire
39:36this isn't humiliation it's a final ultimatum i've insulted them and taken their stuff surely they'll
39:43send a joint army to attack right what's going on why are they here again your majesty i have spread
39:51your might across the world we were blind to your greatness and dared to question imperial authority
39:59we are ready to surrender our nations to grandwell and serve your majesty for generations to come
40:06we beg your majesty to show mercy your majesty i understand once again you got valeria's emperor to
40:13play the villain it shakes the small fry but your own reputation stays spotless with the enemy's evil
40:19your power shines this is true mastery and imperial strategy your wisdom is unmatched conquering the world
40:26without blood but all i wanted was to get beaten up how did i end up expanding the empire is
40:34there any justice left
40:38the bigger my land the further my retirement economy public safety foreign relations all dead ends i have
40:45to think of something that can drain the treasury in a flash and crush me as a bonus reward
40:54that's it the divine staircase i really am a genius attendance bring those albion idiots before me
40:59i've got a gigantic task for them everyone pay attention this is the next hundred year vision that
41:06i've laid out for granwell project celine your majesty you want to build the staircase to the moon
41:14exactly and i've got a requirement you must use the softest materials in the land cotton silk tofu i
41:24don't care what you use the softer the better soft enough to be crushed by the wind understand your
41:29majesty we absolutely cannot do this building a tower out of soft stuff we'd be throwing all our money
41:34away this staircase is going to collapse shut up that's what i want ahem i mean that's the challenge
41:41i want this is the ultimate test of your engineering skills if anyone dares to refuse i'll send him to
41:46westwood to dig potatoes i i obey your command i'll use only the softest materials to create the most
41:53magnificent spectacle it's over chief no my lord his majesty lost his mind he wants us to build a
41:59staircase out of tofu he's obviously looking for an excuse to kill us exactly forget about reaching
42:05the heavens it will collapse after three feet we're dead for sure i get it i get it now my
42:12lord what do
42:13you mean you idiots his majesty is a god how can a god pose a mortal question soft this definitely
42:20isn't
42:21literal he disdains steel because it's too hard too brittle he's hinting at us he wants us to find a
42:28new
42:29kind of substance that can stretch infinitely from the softest most resilient materials this isn't a
42:37staircase this is creation itself god his majesty is a god we mortals shall not guess the will of the
42:46divine we pledge everything for this miracle a gigantic disaster shooting straight up when it crashes
42:57i have to stand close two birds one stone now my retirement is secure it's over my lord his majesty
43:05lost his mind he wants us to build a staircase out of cotton and tofu he's obviously looking for an
43:11excuse to kill us exactly forget about reaching the heavens it will collapse after three feet our brains
43:19will be as smashed as that tofu tomorrow i get it i get it now my lord what do you
43:28mean you idiots his
43:31majesty is a god how could a god pose a mortal question soft this definitely isn't literal he disdains
43:39steel because it's too hard too brittle he's hinting at us he wants us to find a new kind of
43:47substance that
43:48can stretch infinitely from the softest most resilient materials this isn't a staircase this is creation itself
44:02we did it my lord we did it from silk and spider webs we extracted this divine fiber
44:13this is a miracle sent from the heavens his majesty saw this all coming hurry we need to weave this
44:22into a cable start building the staircase's foundation we're going to bring his majesty's miracle down to
44:30earth hang on where's my tofu where's my cotton what's this black shiny stuff
44:39why does it look tougher than rebar your majesty mission accomplished we finally unraveled your divine
44:49riddle from softness we found the ultimate strength we now call this a carbon nanotube
44:57i get it now too his majesty's staircase project
45:04was about launching grandwell's technology into a new era once this is finished nothing on earth
45:10or in the skies can hold us back your majesty the foundation for the space elevator is ready
45:16in no time the dragon flag of grandwell will be planted on the moon
45:23a space elevator carbon nanotubes what the hell all i wanted was a shoddy project with tofu how is this
45:31thing growing faster than my hair it's over everything's over economics military diplomacy
45:38infrastructure four ways to destroy a country i managed to turn everyone into a golden road
45:43my retirement fund my 15 billion dollars am i gonna be stuck in this shot hole for the rest of
45:49my life
45:50your majesty everyone today i am going to announce to the world a shocking secret about the fate of
45:56grandwell god here we go again this old geezer you just have to say that every day huh
46:06incompetent chancellor are you planning a rebellion
46:09how did my guide end up in his hands now my whole plan's exposed
46:14wait maybe it's a good thing if they know i'm just a loser who wants grandwell to fall they should
46:18kill me
46:19right right incompetent no this is his majesty taking the blame for us willing to carry the burden
46:25of infamy every single word is written in his blood and tears it's his majesty's divine revelation
46:31vincent tell us his majesty ordered you to waste the treasury how did that turn out chancellor i was
46:40ordered to waste the treasury but in reality it was guidance to launch economic warfare now the grandwell
46:46banknote is the only currency used worldwide first principle of the guide let corrupt officials squander
46:54the treasury general burke his majesty ordered you to become farmers how did that turn out his majesty
47:01taught us divine skills now each of our 200 000 soldiers can tear apart a starship with their bare hands
47:06second principle of the guide disband the elite troops and send them to farm minister of industry his
47:12majesty ordered you to build a tower to the sky out of tofu how did that turn out his
47:16majesty enlightened us unveiling the art of overcoming strength with gentleness now the space
47:22elevator is under construction very soon our imperial flag will fly across the galaxy third
47:28principle of the guide strengthen infrastructure and drain the nation's resources former emperor of
47:33valeria his majesty ordered you to humiliate every nation how did that turn out his majesty taught me
47:39the imperial authority now grandwell has become the heart of the world everyone is awed by his majesty
47:43fourth principle of the guide make enemies everywhere and invite disaster did you all see it from
47:50economy to military then to scientific ascension to global unification every step we took is plainly
47:57written in this divine book his majesty isn't trying to destroy us he's prophesying he's laying out the
48:03foundation for grandwell's eternal legacy so we were his pawns from the start every so-called act of
48:10sabotage was part of his plan divine his majesty is divine we mere mortal shall never guess the will of
48:18a god we deserve death a thousand times over fuck i was just trying to write down some bad plans
48:24not a
48:24divine prophecy are you kidding me i'm done i just want to go home
48:34it's over totally over even my nonsense can turn into prophecies do these people just have mush for
48:43brains congrats you've completed the ultimate mission a prophet whose words shape reality your national
48:50fortune score has exploded systems calculations have burned out rebooting now even the system couldn't
48:56figure it out no i've still got one last move if i admit in public that i'm a total failure
49:04maybe they'll snap out of it
49:09all of you shut up divina prophet are you all blind i'm telling you the truth i'm just trying to
49:18ruin this
49:19country i put turner in charge because i wanted him to empty the treasury get it corruption i sent the
49:28troops to farm because i wanted them to become useless losers every single thing i've done has been
49:36for the sole purpose of destroying grandwell you ignorant idiots do you understand now
49:45your majesty i understand now you you're just putting yourself down
49:52that's right your majesty you're just worried that we rely too much on your divine guidance so
49:59you're saying all this to wake us up such greatness of character to train your ministers you're willing to
50:06carry the blame your majesty's virtue is unmatched your majesty is truly wise we were so foolish we
50:13nearly let your efforts go to waste i'm telling the truth what are you people even thinking
50:22your majesty your self-effacing speech was broadcast worldwide through the vision device now everyone in
50:31the world is praising you calling you the most humble ruler in history i tried to destroy the economy
50:38but now they think i'm a god i can't live like this anymore the power of the mind fine if
50:51you're
50:51unbreakable in material ways then i'll corrupt you mentally spread my decree from now on
51:00grandwell enters a new era of national bliss rest first hard work is the root of all evil so i'll
51:08abolish it banquets games and sleep are now honored as the three sacred national policies anyone who works
51:17hard will be condemned as a criminal i want this entire world to become a hedonistic paradise lost to pleasure
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