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00:15I
00:16New use
00:37Five comedians naked as the day they were born
00:40Fighting to the death using primitive weapons sure we've had to tweak the original format, but it'll still be fun
00:48Let's welcome our warriors once again. I'm these odds man
01:00Okay
01:07Next to me a man who doesn't know what color is bedroom walls are because he's put so many posters
01:13of Howard from take that on
01:23You ready for a view of favorite it's horns hot list
01:30This is when I horn say what's hot and what's not hot right now hot sweat bands. These guys are
01:36great
01:37Not hot jeans. Come on guys. It's not
01:411969 anymore that was horns hot list
01:48They're very very itchy so I'm gonna take them off well, they've done their job haven't they they've created a
01:53great atmosphere
01:54I mean it's price test time. Oh, yeah, aka the actual start of the show
02:01Too right. We're creatures of habit only like nuns or something and the category this week is
02:07The category is the most serious object that looks quite silly poor old Greg has to judge them and give
02:12five points to his favorite
02:13Serious object that looks quite silly and at the end of the episode the overall winner will take home five
02:18Seriously silly things back to you Greg, right Baba. Hello. Hey, we're gonna start with you this week. Okay. All
02:25right. I'm good
02:29Serious thing that's also silly. Yes, I have this is what he's brought in a serious thing that looks silly
02:36I mean come on now look at that like back in the day when they use the Vikings and they'd
02:40You know be going to like the little battles with their axes and stuff if you showed up. All right
02:45bear with me here
02:57Well, it's not on my bucket list
03:00What have you brought in a comic sans clock here it is
03:07You know you only have so much time we're against the clock
03:10I just think it's reasonably sorry in terms of life. Yes, that's right. Yeah
03:16Comic sans, that's a bit silly. I just don't know why you need to add. It's my daddy
03:27That's more serious
03:28To be honest
03:32Thank you
03:34Andy yes, who's your daddy
03:39Well what I brought in Greg is an effigy of the gunpowder plot celeb Guy Fawkes
03:50Who was Guy Fawkes Guy Fawkes is someone who tried to blow up Parliament, do you know how he was
03:53executed Greg?
03:54I do I've been in the room it happened it no, I think it happened outside didn't it?
03:57Oh the execution. Yes
03:59I've been I've been in the room where he was tortured
04:01All right
04:04So basically we're dealing with the brutality of humanity
04:08Yeah, and we've turned it into something fun for the kids to do on the 5th of November very good.
04:13Hello Jack
04:14Hello, yeah, yeah
04:16You
04:17Yes, I'm good
04:19Enough of the small talk
04:21What silly and serious thing have you brought in
04:24I brought in something which is serious, but I think it looks silly. It's an abseiling harness
04:32So, you know when you see people like climbing and they think they're clever, but I don't because they're wearing
04:38one of those
04:40And they just look silly
04:41I don't know if they think they're clever
04:44It's like a sort of exoskeletal nappy
04:47That's what it looks like
04:48But it is serious because you need to wear one because it'll hold you if you fall
04:52Hmm
04:52And that's why I think people who wear them
04:55think they're clever
04:57And they're not
04:58And I think we should discuss that more
05:00And are you suggesting that people shouldn't wear safety harnesses?
05:04Yeah
05:05Thanks Jack
05:06All right
05:07Hello
05:08You all right?
05:10Hello
05:10Yeah, how about you?
05:12Yeah, not too bad
05:13Yeah, good
05:14All right then
05:16OK
05:17So
05:18I brought in
05:20my
05:21own
05:22coffin
05:23I
05:35Don't
05:37look at everyone crying
05:40Yeah
05:41that didn't
05:42can
05:45Hey
05:47Any questions
05:50No
05:53Because I still don't really understand
05:56Comic Sans is my daddy. Oh, well, that's just silly as well, you know, cheeky cheeky. Yeah, it's cheeky
06:03It's got two levels of cheeky bubbles has only got one. I'll give Baba one point
06:07I'll give Emma two points the clock gets to I'll give Jack D three points
06:12Saved equipment does look ridiculous, and then we're up to the big guns Guy Fawkes
06:20Guy Fawkes has had his day. You can have four points. And of course I will be honking if I'm
06:25going to throw to Jack
06:34What's the first ask proper please Alex? Well, it's something we haven't done before Greg and there are big points
06:40at stake
06:52Oh
06:53Hi Jack. Hi Alex. What are you wearing? Oh this whole thing
06:59Welcome
07:05Emma yes, hi, you're right. Yeah, how are you? I'm feeling good. I'm looking great
07:16Grace
07:18Hello, Andy. Oh, hi, Alex
07:27You have to trace them all the way back I think
07:30Yeah
07:34I think it's amazing. I've never seen it before
07:37Christmas no weddings. No, okay postman's come
07:44right
07:45All right
07:48Where's this outfit?
07:51Throughout one future task this outfit this outfit this outfit
07:57Jesus Christ and your points will be doubled doubled
08:00doubled for that task, okay
08:05You have until your time in taskmaster
08:08is over
08:09Is there the right answer?
08:12The right answer is you've got to wear it for a task that you do well in so that you
08:16can double your
08:17your points
08:18So Andy, you won't know what the task is going to be. You have to decide before
08:22a task takes place that you want to wear this outfit
08:24Right, okay
08:25There are several different types of tasks in this show
08:27Yeah, so you're just gonna have to feel it. Okay. This isn't actually a task is it?
08:32It's just a thing that's going to happen
08:34Yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah, still fun though Jack. Oh, it is the fun never stops
08:38You can see I'm having a ball
08:44I don't know what Alex is currently wearing but Rose is quite right
08:49His decision to wear that is almost certainly the fault of his parents
08:54So
08:55Something to look forward to
08:56Quite right they can play their joker at any point across the rest of the series by putting on the
09:00mystery outfit
09:01But for now here's some more memorable fun
09:05Oh
09:23Back in the weird lab. All right
09:25Is this your wardrobe?
09:28It's not my wardrobe
09:32Okay
09:34Okay
09:34Hi Alex, you all right?
09:38Okay
09:41Prepared for everything?
09:42Yep
09:42Brand new gloves
09:43Well, I've been waiting to do this show a long time
09:48Right
09:50Um, I decided to wear the hot dog outfit for this one
09:53Oh, yeah. Hmm. It means this one counts double for you. Yeah, whatever points you get. Yeah, so that's a
09:59big one
10:02Remember these ten fine people
10:05You have two minutes to acquaint yourself with these fine people
10:11Best memory wins
10:15Your time starts now
10:18Okay, cool. Let's memorise these people then. All right. Diana. She's got the blonde hair pearls
10:25Is he bandana?
10:27That's gordo
10:28I'm gonna start trev looks good
10:30Have you got a good memory jack? I'm gonna uh, it'll be better if I'm not talking to you during
10:35it
10:36Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a dina is a young tank young tank young tank
10:44What's your process for you? Oh young tank?
10:47Blanket cloud
10:49Ah, okay
10:50Grilzy
10:52Is that real?
10:53Yes, okay. It's your method for remembering things Jack. Try not to be distracted
10:57Chiseled
10:58Chiseled
11:00Chiseled
11:01Chiseled
11:03Chiseled
11:04Chiseled
11:04Chiseled
11:05Chiseled
11:05Chiseled
11:06Chiseled
11:06Chiseled
11:06They're now in my memory house in my memory castle
11:09Right
11:11Cool. I'm cool. I don't fancy my chances here
11:16Blanket cloud
11:17Please look at the camera
11:19I was hoping you weren't going to do that
11:21I got that sorted but that's a shit
11:27Dump
11:29I was just wondering if you could tell me who all these people are Jack
11:32Just start now
11:33Why not?
11:34Diana
11:36Izzy
11:37Yank tank
11:38The yank tank
11:39Colonel
11:40Blanket
11:42Dina is the yank tank
11:45Colonel
11:48Blanket
11:49Dora
11:49There wasn't a Dora was there?
11:51There should have been a Dora, but it looks like a Dora, do you think?
11:55Grilzy
11:56Chiseled
11:56Reggie
11:57Trish
11:58No
11:59Never go with Trish man
12:01Trish
12:01Let's go with Trish
12:02I didn't talk to them
12:05No, you didn't talk to them
12:06Oh
12:07This is Izzy
12:09The bandage
12:11I'm really screwed with her
12:14I can't stop thinking of Tamsin Alstway
12:16Maybe she was called Tamsin
12:18I think this one's Gordo
12:21Gordo
12:22True
12:22True
12:23True
12:23I can't remember these two
12:26I've left the palace
12:28I'm going to leave it at that
12:29I think I've done all of it
12:38Were you happy in your hot dog costume?
12:41No I wasn't happy in it
12:43I didn't think it looked any good.
12:45It felt tacky as well. It was cheap.
12:47Yeah, I think I pulled it off, though. Yeah.
12:49I should say, it was the first task immediately after being given...
12:53LAUGHTER
12:54..the option, straight in.
12:55So you just thought, fuck it, let's get this out of the way with.
12:58Get it over and done with, you know, and then you haven't got that to dread...
13:02LAUGHTER ..in the future.
13:03Rosie only did half the room, but I should also say that was only half the task.
13:08OK? It's break time.
13:09Try to fulfil these precious few minutes without using your smartphone.
13:14You don't need to look up little Alex Horne's real height.
13:17I've told you, the guy's five foot two.
13:19If anything, look up how a virgin can have three kids.
13:23LAUGHTER
13:25We'll see you in a minute.
13:28MUSIC PLAYS
13:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
13:37Hello! Welcome back to Taskmaster.
13:41It's the second part of the show
13:42and we still haven't had a proper task for me to judge.
13:45Aw, poor old Greggie.
13:46But here we go, a new task and the introduction of our teams.
14:00MUSIC PLAYS
14:03Hello.
14:04Andy.
14:06Good to see you.
14:07You too.
14:08Sure.
14:09Multi-headed creature.
14:11Your creature must prove they are the best by doing something impressive.
14:16Also, during that impressive thing, they must speak one word at a time
14:20and explain what it is they are doing and why it is impressive.
14:24You have 20 minutes. Your time starts now.
14:27Can anyone juggle?
14:29No.
14:30No.
14:30No.
14:31Absolutely not.
14:32All right.
14:33We could collect a lot of heads around the house.
14:35All right?
14:36It can be any heads.
14:37Dog's head.
14:38You see, that...
14:39I like what you're thinking there,
14:41cos it doesn't have to be a human head.
14:43Do you think multi-headed creatures of history?
14:46Oh, yeah.
14:46I haven't been too many, have I, really?
14:48Hydra.
14:49Three-headed dog, god of the underworld.
14:50What do you do that's impressive?
14:52I can't move my knuckles.
14:57In...
14:57Oh, you're kidding!
14:58I mean, it's niche.
15:01Is it, like, making a smoothie?
15:03I always find, like, a good smoothie is, like, really fantastic.
15:07That's right.
15:07You know when someone's like,
15:08Oh, this is grey and then you taste it and it's delicious?
15:12What?
15:13Okay.
15:14Look, it doesn't have to be a smoothie.
15:15Three-headed...
15:16Something like that.
15:18What if I stand on my head?
15:22I would love that.
15:24Go on, let's see if it can be done.
15:25Right.
15:25Do you need some help?
15:26Yeah.
15:30Whoa!
15:34Yeah, see, you can't do it, can you?
15:38Right.
15:39Okay, so what are we on, 12 minutes?
15:41Yeah, yeah, it's really going down there.
15:43Right.
15:44I really don't want to get this wrong.
15:46These guys, man.
15:48Right.
15:54I mean, I don't know where to start.
15:56What a good vibe with this team.
15:59So excited to be on the team with Jackie.
16:05I don't feel like we've got so much in common.
16:10Do you?
16:22The team...
16:23The team...
16:23The team made in Heaven.
16:32It's a fun there, and I've got high hopes for your multi-headed beast.
16:35Now, this group...
16:38I don't think I have ever seen a more awkward introduction.
16:43I was so confused, I was just like,
16:45why am I hooked up with, like, this cricketer?
16:48And then a detective comes in.
16:51I was so confused.
16:53There's no mystery, Baba, at least, as to who the detective is.
16:56It's Detective Van The City.
16:58Oh, God.
17:00Once you've formed your multi-headed beast,
17:03what would be the most impressive thing you would do,
17:05and Emma went for...
17:07..the making of a smoothie?
17:11You might not have seen this because you were in the room.
17:13Do you want to see what Baba thought of your idea?
17:15Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
17:17I always find, like, a good smoothie is, like, really fantastic.
17:21That's right. You know when someone's like, oh...
17:29Anyway, well, we're going to start with a team of two.
17:32Rosie and Jackie.
17:34This...
17:35..is...
17:36..been...
17:37..and...
17:38..gone.
17:44We...
17:46..are...
17:48..so...
17:50..happy...
17:51..to...
17:53..be...
17:53..here...
17:55..on...
17:56..your...
17:57..task...
17:58..like that...
17:59..show...
18:02..we...
18:03..are...
18:06..impressive...
18:08..with...
18:10..instruments...
18:12..and...
18:13..I...
18:14..work...
18:16..playing...
18:20..instruments...
18:48..and...
18:49..the most awkward gang in town.
18:59..we...
19:00..are...
19:01..making...
19:02..a...
19:02..phenomenal...
19:03..smoothie...
19:05..today...
19:06..using...
19:07..so...
19:08..many...
19:09..phenomenal...
19:10..fruits...
19:11..and...
19:12..life-giving...
19:15..nutrients...
19:17..today...
19:19..making...
19:19..this...
19:20..impressive...
19:22..medicine...
19:25..will...
19:28..today...
19:35..oh...
19:36..my...
19:38..gosh...
19:39..this...
19:40..is...
19:40..phenomenal...
19:41..smoothie time...
19:45..today...
19:51..ugh...
19:52..yum...
19:53..surprisingly...
19:58..nutty...
20:00..ugh...
20:02..thanks, team.
20:03You may return to the house.
20:05We should do this again sometime.
20:07Yeah.
20:08No, for real.
20:08It was genuinely very nice.
20:17You actually did make a smoothie.
20:20Excuse me.
20:21It was a multi-headed beast.
20:23How many heads was it?
20:24Yeah.
20:24Hey, I didn't mind the beast.
20:25There was a lot of heads on that beast.
20:26It was a better beast than these two clowns.
20:29Right.
20:29That much I'll concede.
20:31But you still made a smoothie.
20:33And, Baba, if you want to get into an argument,
20:35you can explain to me why you just kept saying the word today.
20:39I drank that smoothie, I went home, and for the first time in my life,
20:43I levitated.
20:46It was worse.
20:49I don't know.
20:50What were you least impressed by?
20:52The song or the smoothie?
20:54The smoothie.
20:54The smoothie.
20:54And that's saying something because you heard the song.
21:01The song was slightly better than the smoothie.
21:04But the multi-headed beast was far more impressive than two idiots putting their heads through a bin bag.
21:10No, thanks.
21:11Listen.
21:12Listen.
21:13It was a multi-headed beast.
21:14It was.
21:15No, wait.
21:15Which beast do you know that makes a smoothie?
21:18We did that.
21:20This is the man who rolled his eyes and look at it now.
21:24Come on, man.
21:26We're opening a smoothie shop after this.
21:29It's so lovely to see a gang come together.
21:32We'll get to a smoothie bar.
21:34Today.
21:41I think they're both as bad as each other, and I know you don't like a draw.
21:45Two points each?
21:46And you'll all thank me for that.
21:47There we go.
21:48They all get two points.
21:49There it is.
21:52Well, the order hasn't changed.
21:53Rosie, last week's winner, is still in the lead with seven points.
21:56There we are.
22:00Let us win another task, please, little Alex Horne.
22:02Ooh, there's somebody at the door.
22:03Ooh.
22:18Wow.
22:19You ready?
22:20Born ready.
22:21Yeah.
22:22Really great to see you.
22:22And you as well.
22:28So, this is awkward.
22:30Hello.
22:32You look happy.
22:33I'm happy any day that I'm with you, my little baby boy.
22:42OK, there's a task over there.
22:45Oh.
22:46There we go.
22:51There's a...
22:53Is there a challenge?
22:55Yeah, there's a task.
22:56A task, yeah.
22:56It's just on the doorbell.
22:58Oh, OK.
22:58Yeah.
23:02Done it.
23:04Capture the most remarkable footage on this doorbell camera.
23:13Yo!
23:15You have 30 minutes.
23:18Your time starts now.
23:21Interesting the word, remarkable.
23:24Trying to think of anything, any kind of footage that I've ever seen that's remarkable.
23:28Are you aware of doorbell cameras?
23:30Doorbell?
23:30Well, I'm aware of their work.
23:32Erm, I think Star Wars was filmed on a doorbell camera.
23:35It was the first known use of it.
23:36LAUGHTER
23:37I want to put on a shelf.
23:42It needs to be elaborate.
23:52It needs to be remarkable, actually.
23:54I mean, they are synonyms.
23:58OK.
24:00How do you feel about being Rosie's little baby boy?
24:03You like that?
24:03Yes and no.
24:04What's the no part?
24:06I want to grow up one day.
24:08LAUGHTER
24:09All right.
24:10OK.
24:10What are we going to see?
24:11Well, let's start with Daddy.
24:13It is Rosie Jones.
24:14Oh!
24:18Oh!
24:22Oh!
24:24Oh!
24:24Oh!
24:26Oh!
24:27Merry Christmas!
24:30I'm Mary and I'm having a baby!
24:36Oh!
24:38Oh!
24:41Oh!
24:42Oh!
24:55What is more remarkable than the birth of our Lord?
25:03LAUGHTER
25:05It's a bold and fresh take on Christianity.
25:09LAUGHTER
25:11If it's not disrespectful, one would almost say that Jesus positively fell out.
25:17All right, that's it.
25:18We're halfway through the episode.
25:20See you in a minute.
25:32Hello!
25:33Welcome back to Taskmaster, where our door is always open.
25:37Well, not always, Greg.
25:38For the current task, it's always closed, so that's a pretty poor choice of words.
25:41The comedians have been tasked to record the most remarkable doorbell camera footage.
25:46Next up, Bubba, whose name is an anagram of ABBA,
25:49and Andy Zaltzman, whose name is an anagram of ADS AS LINMAT.
25:58BUZZER
26:05BUZZER
26:07BUZZER
26:08BUZZER
26:08BUZZER
26:09BUZZER
26:09BUZZER
26:21BUZZER
26:25Alexander.
26:26Oh, right. Hello.
26:28I am your future.
26:30I know what you plan.
26:32OK, what's that, then?
26:33The full and total destruction of the Taskmaster.
26:37Ah, fair cop. Yeah, that is the plan.
26:39It would've been the plan, actually.
26:41Right, from episode one, series one.
26:43I know when you will destroy him.
26:45Mm-hm. When?
26:46Yeah, well, in the studio, when we show this task.
26:49That's right. That's exactly right.
27:07How will you destroy a Taskmaster?
27:09Mm, I can't say that.
27:11Oh, come on, my mates.
27:12Well, let's say revenge will be sweet.
27:15Right. Revenge for that time that...
27:17Shh!
27:18No, I can't say that. That is our secret.
27:20Our secret.
27:21No-one can know that.
27:24We know.
27:25We always know.
27:28Stick around?
27:30Can you see that chicken?
27:33Or chicken?
27:43Mine was shit, though.
27:47Maybe it was remarkable for being so shit.
27:50Maybe.
27:51You weren't even any good at keeping your piss out there.
27:55When you first kicked it, I thought,
27:56oh, he's going to be really good at this.
27:58Three.
28:01Andy, I thought, oh, that's a good idea, the ghost comes.
28:04That's an intriguing story.
28:06Mm.
28:06But then I found the ghost himself to be quite boring.
28:09LAUGHTER
28:10Well, that's often ghosts are, aren't they?
28:12Because if you think of the mundanity of death...
28:15Yeah.
28:16...of being a ghost for all eternity,
28:18you're going to lose your spark, aren't you?
28:20I would say.
28:21LAUGHTER
28:22So he was deliberately dull?
28:24Yeah.
28:24Well, it's also Alex's future,
28:25so it's probably going to be quite dull.
28:27LAUGHTER
28:29Very clever.
28:30Good.
28:30Not good.
28:31Bad.
28:32Who's next?
28:33Next up, it's Emma.
28:35Whoo.
28:38Oh, my.
28:39Do-do-do-do.
28:41Da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
28:43Ooh.
28:44Come on.
28:46Oh.
28:50All right.
28:51Come on.
28:52Let's see.
28:53Let's go with that.
28:58There we go.
28:59Cooking with gas.
29:00Come on.
29:01Whoa.
29:02Uh-oh.
29:02All right.
29:04Come on.
29:14I'll leave the pass.
29:16APPLAUSE
29:19The peak of exhilaration and excitement in your life seems to be making relatively basic food.
29:24LAUGHTER
29:26Well, yeah, I think that might be true.
29:28What do I do?
29:29Well, do better.
29:30LAUGHTER
29:31Just to make it...
29:33Omelette?
29:33Was it an omelette?
29:34No, it's a pancake.
29:35Oh, that's better.
29:36LAUGHTER
29:37On the envelope?
29:38That was remarkable.
29:40Yeah.
29:40But would I think it remarkable if someone was doing bad keepyuppies outside my doorbell?
29:44LAUGHTER
29:45Difficult, innit?
29:45Who's next?
29:46The final person we're going to see, oh, it's Jack D, living the dream.
29:52That's the doorbell.
29:54Can it come off?
29:55I suppose so.
30:03And it's the most remarkable.
30:07There you go, Alex.
30:09OK, Alex?
30:10Yeah?
30:11Hello.
30:13What did you have for dinner last night?
30:15Do you want to see it?
30:16OK.
30:25Did you see what I had for dinner?
30:26I think it was a banana, was it?
30:28I had a banana for pudding, yeah.
30:29Yeah, yeah.
30:30I'm not sure your digestion system is working as efficiently as it should have been.
30:34Well, it wasn't just a banana.
30:38LAUGHTER
30:42Omelette?
30:43Well, it was a creme caramel.
30:44Creme...
30:45LAUGHTER
30:46It's almost as if you never chewed.
30:49LAUGHTER
30:49Was it remarkable?
30:51It was, I think it was remarkable.
30:52I don't think you can get any more remarkable than that, really.
30:55Something I've always wanted to do is watch stuff being flushed all the way down through and see how it
31:00works.
31:01OK, thanks, Jack.
31:02Yeah, thanks, Alex.
31:04APPLAUSE
31:08Well, I can't argue it fits the brief.
31:11Like I said in the thing, I like to see how things work.
31:14Yeah.
31:15And I like to, er, I like to demonstrate how things work as well, and I think I demonstrated there
31:19how...
31:20Yeah.
31:20..how a house works.
31:22And then there's...
31:23We all want to have a look.
31:24I had a look inside our family, erm, septic tank once.
31:27Why did you look in it?
31:28Er, it was blocked up.
31:29What with?
31:30Multicoloured condoms, shit and frogs.
31:33LAUGHTER
31:35Which is the least remarkable?
31:38LAUGHTER
31:39I feel... I feel bad it is Baba, probably.
31:42But I don't know if it's any less remarkable than Andy's boring ghost.
31:46LAUGHTER
31:47I'm giving Baba and Andy two points.
31:50Crap woman can thank me for her three points.
31:52Is it poo or is it Christianity?
31:56LAUGHTER
31:58Because I have great respect for those of faith.
32:00It's four points to Jack's poos.
32:04LAUGHTER
32:04And Rosie Jones takes five points.
32:06Well done, Rosie.
32:07APPLAUSE
32:08Well done.
32:10APPLAUSE
32:11All right, run the task, please, Alex.
32:14Well, cast your mind back a bit for this next one.
32:24Oh, no!
32:27Oh, for goodness sake, not these again.
32:30Oh!
32:30It's nice to see you too, Emma.
32:31Yeah.
32:32Pleased to see them.
32:33Erm, well, I mean, some of them.
32:36Some of them, a bit awkward.
32:38LAUGHTER
32:41Do you want me to open the thing?
32:42Not yet.
32:43OK.
32:43Do you know why not?
32:44You want more chat?
32:45No.
32:46LAUGHTER
32:48Oh, you want me to put that on?
32:50You should really be dressed as a hot dog for this one.
32:52Identify these ten fine people.
32:55Er, most fine people correctly identified wins.
33:00Oh, my God, I forgot them.
33:02You have four fine minutes. Your time starts now.
33:06Colonel!
33:08APPLAUSE
33:14It's a dirty trick in no mistake.
33:16And only the people with actually good memories are going to succeed,
33:19I suspect.
33:19Let's have a look.
33:20OK, we're going to start with Rosie and Randy.
33:23Here we go.
33:24THEY LAUGH
33:26THEY LAUGH
33:26They're in a different order.
33:30THEY LAUGH
33:32They're sneaky little toe bag.
33:37LAUGHTER
33:37I'm going to be quite badly on this first time round, to be honest.
33:43HE LAUGHS
33:44Oh, no!
33:46BELL SEATS
33:47Well, this one was easy, I remember that one.
33:50There was her...
33:52A head injury.
33:53She has a one-word, beard, hair.
34:03Ack.
34:08That seems too obvious, ahoy.
34:10Yum, yum.
34:13That was Flight Commander Biggles.
34:16Doggy.
34:17Doggy?
34:19Marilyn?
34:21Dina.
34:22That is definitely Duncan Goodyear.
34:26Oh, what is that song?
34:31Oh, Dina.
34:37Thanks, Andy.
34:38All right.
34:39You didn't get a duck.
34:40No.
34:41No, but in some ways getting one is worse than getting none.
34:44There's a dignity in total failure.
34:46LAUGHTER
34:52APPLAUSE
34:54So Andy only ended up getting one.
34:57Previously he had five?
34:58Mm-hm.
34:58He only remembered one in the end.
35:00It just is quite hard to...
35:01I mean, I felt quite triggered by that.
35:02By what?
35:03It was very similar to the jury in the trial.
35:07But look, I don't want to go into that in too much detail.
35:09LAUGHTER
35:10Who were Yam Yam and Shaggy?
35:12Were they...?
35:13Were Yam Yam and Shaggy original characters?
35:16No, Yam Yam and Shaggy came from Rosie's brain.
35:18Yeah.
35:19Andy came up with Biggles, Valderrama, Baldy Doggy and Marilyn.
35:21Yeah.
35:23OK.
35:24Time to break.
35:25For the last time in the final part of the show,
35:27someone will win a harness, a clock, a Viking hat, a Guy Fawkes effigy
35:32and have to carry us home in a coffin.
35:35What's the point?
35:37We'll see you soon.
35:38APPLAUSE
35:49It's part four of four, and our cast have been tested
35:52to remember the names of ten fine people.
35:54Next, we're going to witness the memories of Bubba and Jack,
35:57who has donned his hot dog outfit, and we'll get double points.
36:01Here we go.
36:03Ah.
36:05This is so wrong.
36:07OK.
36:08All right, let's try.
36:11Blanket.
36:12I think that's the Colonel.
36:15Chisel.
36:16Reggie.
36:18Gordo.
36:19Izzy.
36:21That had a patch on, didn't it?
36:22There's a patch there.
36:23That's, um...
36:24That's, uh...
36:25Grilly.
36:26Grilly.
36:27Blanket.
36:28Izzy.
36:29Oh!
36:30The...
36:31What's it?
36:31Hanky Panky or something like that?
36:33Or wanky smanky or something?
36:36Uh...
36:36Ch...
36:36Chisel?
36:38Oh, there was Yankee Tank.
36:40That's her name.
36:41OK.
36:41Now, who was Yankee Tank?
36:43Izzy.
36:44No, Dinah.
36:45Dinah.
36:46I think it says Yankee Tank.
36:48No, no, that's Yankee Tank.
36:49That's Yankee Tank.
36:50Trevor or something?
36:51The Trevor or something like that?
36:53The Corporal?
36:55No, you're not the Corporal.
36:57You're the Corporal.
36:59The two that I didn't get before, gone.
37:02The two that I didn't get before, gone.
37:03Itsy.
37:04Pootsy.
37:08Still got two minutes left.
37:09What do you wanna do?
37:10I wanna do nothing, because I don't remember their names.
37:13So I might bust a little two-step.
37:16Come on.
37:16Dunno.
37:17Hey.
37:18Oh.
37:19Bow.
37:19Bow.
37:21Oh.
37:22You know what I'm saying?
37:23Yeah.
37:24Write that down.
37:24When you bust a two-step.
37:25Yeah.
37:26Add some flavour.
37:27Yeah, it's gone.
37:28Yeah.
37:31CHEERS
37:32CHEERS
37:34CHEERS
37:36CHEERS
37:36CHEERS
37:38CHEERS
37:42CHEERS
37:42Should bubba be rewarded for busting a two-step and adding some flavour?
37:47CHEERS
37:48I don't give bonus points, but in my heart I am giving you a bonus point,
37:52cos I enjoyed it.
37:53Can I check? Jack said grill-y instead of grill-sy.
37:55Is that close enough?
37:56And similarly, yank tank and yankee tank.
37:58I think maybe we should give him one of them.
38:00Baba remembered six out of the ten.
38:03Jack, seven out of the ten.
38:04Not bad.
38:05Not bad at all.
38:05But there is one more to see.
38:07Yes.
38:07It is Emma Seedy, or to use her full name, Emma Compact Disc.
38:12Here she is.
38:14I'm taking the gloves off for this.
38:17The Colonel.
38:18CHEERS
38:19CHEERS
38:19CHEERS
38:19Tina.
38:20Trev.
38:21Reggie.
38:21Blanket.
38:23Tamsin.
38:24Tamsin.
38:26This one's new.
38:28OK.
38:36Jemima.
38:37I know it's not that, but I'm really stuck.
38:42You've got little pickies.
38:44You bastard.
38:46Look at these.
38:47Who have you found?
38:48Chisel.
38:49Oh, you need that one.
38:50Yeah, I know.
38:50I don't need that.
38:53Grill-sy.
38:59The yank tank.
39:01Yank tank.
39:04Gordo.
39:05Oh!
39:06Gordo.
39:08You're just missing.
39:09Tamsin halfway.
39:10Is that right?
39:10Yes.
39:11Yes, yes, yes.
39:12Tamsin.
39:13Just a minute, then.
39:17Izzy, Izzy, Izzy, Izzy.
39:20Izzy.
39:21That was exciting.
39:23I'm glad you got gloves off for that.
39:25I needed to be there.
39:29Genuinely impressed.
39:30Alex's nerdy little system.
39:31Yeah, thanks, guys.
39:32But she had, like Baba, two minutes to spare and thought there must be something else here.
39:35And there was.
39:36Yeah, interesting.
39:37Two very different systems.
39:39Investigate here.
39:40Yeah.
39:40I'm going to bust a two-star.
39:42Andy and Rosie both only remembered one person.
39:45Eight points.
39:46Because of the very wise hot dog choice, Emma wins the task.
39:50Five points to Emma.
39:55Quick look at the scores, then.
39:56Yes, the hot dog is in the lead.
39:5817 points.
39:59First place, Jack D.
40:00Nice.
40:07OK, it's time for me to make your way to the stage.
40:09The final task of the show!
40:16Hello, old friend.
40:18I'm over here.
40:19And who will be reading the task out?
40:20Rosie Jones, please.
40:21Rosie Jones.
40:22Take it away.
40:23Spin the wheel the same number of times or more as the person before you.
40:37If you land on gold, you are automatically through to the next round and the next person has to spin
40:52it one more time than the previous person.
40:59It will become clear as we play it.
41:01Andy, please come over to the wheel.
41:02It just needs a medium spin.
41:04If you stand sort of where I'm standing but the other side, that would be...
41:07Oh, what are you doing?
41:08Checking the integrity of the wheel?
41:10Well, just the physics of it.
41:11You know, how it's...
41:12How it's going to spin.
41:13It's a wheel.
41:13Right.
41:26Andy, I have to ask you, do you want to spin again or do you want to stick on one?
41:29I'll spin again.
41:30Ooh.
41:31If this lands on black, you're eliminated.
41:34That's a hefty one.
41:36That's in the spirit of the game.
41:37Beautiful action again.
41:38Thanks.
41:39So we're hoping this lands on red, otherwise we lose Andy Zoltzman.
41:45Who's next?
41:46Barbara is next and he must land two in a row in the same colour.
41:52Whoa!
41:55Wow.
41:56You're through.
41:57Done, bud.
41:58You've got to spin it three times to get the same colour every time, unless you get gold.
42:02All right.
42:06Lovely.
42:06Yeah.
42:08Lovely, passionate grunt.
42:11Oh.
42:13Oh.
42:15That you could have got the same colour four times in a row.
42:19I'm going to go the other way.
42:21What?
42:22Oh, yeah.
42:28Oh.
42:31Oh, no.
42:40Shut up.
42:44That is red.
42:45That is red.
42:45That is red.
42:46Yeah.
42:46Don't touch it.
42:48You've only got to get four more reds.
42:50What big deal?
42:50Or any gold.
42:52Right.
42:52Oh, no.
42:53Mm-hmm.
42:53Mm-hmm.
42:54Mm-hmm.
42:54Mm-hmm.
42:55Mm-hmm.
42:56Mm-hmm.
42:56Mm-hmm.
42:57Mm-hmm.
42:57Mm-hmm.
42:58Mm-hmm.
42:59Oh, yeah.
43:00You've got to do this.
43:08Mm-hmm.
43:09Mm-hmm.
43:09Oh, lovely.
43:12The cartwheel.
43:14Red, right
43:30We need five five yeah, come on no, no you bro this
43:38Oh
43:41It's six please
43:43Fair enough
43:48Come on, come on
43:49Five more reds, red or gold
43:51Come on
43:54Four more
43:57Three more, brilliant
44:01Come on
44:03Right, come on
44:08Come on
44:09Right to Jesus
44:15We require seven
44:17Thank you, here we go
44:19Thank you
44:25That's red
44:26That's red
44:28Anti-clockwise
44:30Oh
44:33Three point
44:34Baba you require seven
44:40Goal
44:41Goal
44:42Goal
44:43You need eight
44:46Fair enough
44:47In a row
44:53Black Emma
44:54Yeah
44:55Yep
44:55The lucky come on's back
45:01We have a winner and that winner is Bubba Tunday Edition
45:06Yes
45:07Yes
45:08Yes
45:09Can you have a little tea stack if you want
45:10Yes
45:12Hey, come down, we'll add it to the final scores
45:20Bubba Tunday
45:21Bubba Tunday won the five points
45:23Well done Bubba
45:27And it has really paid dividends for Bubba because he's come second last
45:30At the top of the lady board with 20 points is Jack D
45:34Jack D wins episode two
45:37Please don't celebrate with your serious yet silly thing
45:42Thank you, see you again very soon but for now let's hear it for tonight's winner
45:46Jack D
45:47Thank you
45:47Thank you
46:17Thank you
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