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00:15I
00:16New use
00:37Five comedians naked as the day they were born
00:40Fighting to the death using primitive weapons sure we've had to tweak the original format, but it'll still be fun
00:48Let's welcome our warriors once again. I'm these odds man
01:00Okay
01:07Next to me a man who doesn't know what color is bedroom walls are because he's put so many posters
01:13of Howard from take that on
01:23You ready for a view of favorite it's horns hot list
01:30This is when I horn say what's hot and what's not hot right now hot sweat bands. These guys are
01:36great
01:37Not hot jeans. Come on guys. It's not
01:411969 anymore that was horns hot list
01:48They're very very itchy so I'm gonna take them off well, they've done their job haven't they they've created a
01:53great atmosphere
01:54I mean it's price test time. Oh, yeah, aka the actual start of the show
02:01Too right. We're creatures of habit only like nuns or something and the category this week is
02:07The category is the most serious object that looks quite silly poor old Greg has to judge them and give
02:12five points to his favorite
02:13Serious object that looks quite silly and at the end of the episode the overall winner will take home five
02:18Seriously silly things back to you Greg, right Baba. Hello. Hey, we're gonna start with you this week. Okay. All
02:25right. I'm good
02:29Serious thing that's also silly. Yes, I have this is what he's brought in a serious thing that looks silly
02:36I mean come on now look at that like back in the day when they use the Vikings and they'd
02:40You know be going to like the little battles with their axes and stuff if you showed up. All right
02:45bear with me here
02:57Well, it's not on my bucket list
03:00What have you brought in a comic sans clock here it is
03:07You know you only have so much time we're against the clock
03:10I just think it's reasonably sorry in terms of life. Yes, that's right. Yeah
03:16Comic sans, that's a bit silly. I just don't know why you need to add. It's my daddy
03:27That's more serious
03:28To be honest
03:32Thank you
03:34Andy yes, who's your daddy
03:39Well what I brought in Greg is an effigy of the gunpowder plot celeb Guy Fawkes
03:50Who was Guy Fawkes Guy Fawkes is someone who tried to blow up Parliament, do you know how he was
03:53executed Greg?
03:54I do I've been in the room it happened it no, I think it happened outside didn't it?
03:57Oh the execution. Yes
03:59I've been I've been in the room where he was tortured
04:01All right
04:04So basically we're dealing with the brutality of humanity
04:08Yeah, and we've turned it into something fun for the kids to do on the 5th of November very good.
04:13Hello Jack
04:14Hello, yeah, yeah
04:16You
04:17Yes, I'm good
04:19Enough of the small talk
04:21What silly and serious thing have you brought in
04:24I brought in something which is serious, but I think it looks silly. It's an abseiling harness
04:32So, you know when you see people like climbing and they think they're clever, but I don't because they're wearing
04:38one of those
04:40And they just look silly
04:41I don't know if they think they're clever
04:44It's like a sort of exoskeletal nappy
04:47That's what it looks like
04:48But it is serious because you need to wear one because it'll hold you if you fall
04:52Hmm
04:52And that's why I think people who wear them
04:55think they're clever
04:57And they're not
04:58And I think we should discuss that more
05:00And are you suggesting that people shouldn't wear safety harnesses?
05:04Yeah
05:05Thanks Jack
05:06All right
05:07Hello
05:08You all right?
05:10Hello
05:10Yeah, how about you?
05:12Yeah, not too bad
05:13Yeah, good
05:14All right then
05:16OK
05:17So
05:18I brought in
05:20my
05:21own
05:22coffin
05:23Ha ha ha ha ha
05:33Whoa!
05:35Wow!
05:35That'd be lovely!
05:37Everyone crying
05:40Yeah
05:40Paying their respects
05:43Fending down
05:46Whoa!
05:47Wow!
05:49Any questions?
05:51No, no
05:52It's difficult because I still don't really understand
05:56Comic Sans is my daddy. Oh, well, that's just silly as well. You know, cheeky. Cheeky. Yeah, it's cheeky
06:03It's got two levels of cheeky. Baba's has only got one. I'll give Baba one point
06:07I'll give Emma two points the clock gets two
06:10I'll give Jack D three points saved equipment does look ridiculous, and then we're up to the big guns Guy
06:15Fawkes
06:16Oh, I'll give you this
06:20Guy Fawkes has had his day. He can have four points. And of course I will be honking if I
06:34What's the first ask proper please Alex? Well, it's something we haven't done before Greg and there are big points
06:40at stake
06:52I
06:53Jack hi Alex. What are you wearing? Oh this whole thing
06:59Welcome
07:05Hi Emma yes, hi, you're right. Yeah, how are you? I'm feeling good. I'm looking great
07:17I'm having a secret
07:18Hello Andy. Oh hi Alex
07:21What life of choices brought you here?
07:28You have to trace them all the way back I think
07:30Yeah
07:30Yeah
07:31Parents
07:34I think it's amazing. I've never seen it before
07:37Christmas?
07:38No
07:39Weddings?
07:40No
07:40Okay
07:41The postman's come
07:45Right, um...
07:46All right.
07:49Where's this outfit?
07:51Throughout one future task.
07:53This outfit.
07:54This outfit.
07:55This outfit!
07:56Oh, Jesus Christ.
07:58And your points will be doubled.
08:00Doubled.
08:01Doubled.
08:02For that task.
08:03OK.
08:05You have until your time in Taskmaster is over.
08:09Is that the right answer?
08:12The right answer is you've got to wear it for a task that you do well in,
08:15so that you can double your points.
08:18So, Andy, you won't know what the task is going to be.
08:20You have to decide before a task takes place that you want to wear this outfit.
08:24Right, OK.
08:25There are several different types of tasks in this show.
08:27Yeah.
08:28So you're just going to have to feel it.
08:29OK.
08:30This isn't actually a task, is it?
08:32It's just a thing that's going to happen.
08:34Yeah, I'm sorry.
08:35Yeah.
08:35Still fun, though, Joe?
08:36Oh, it is.
08:37The fun never stops.
08:38I'm having a ball.
08:40Mm.
08:44We don't know what Alex is currently wearing, but Rose is quite right.
08:49His decision to wear that is almost certainly the fault of his parents.
08:53LAUGHTER
08:53So, something to look forward to.
08:56Yes, quite right.
08:56They can play their Joker at any point across the rest of the series
09:00by putting on the mystery outfit.
09:01But for now, here's some more memorable fun.
09:07BUZZER
09:08BUZZER
09:10BUZZER
09:11BUZZER
09:13BUZZER
09:14BUZZER
09:15BUZZER
09:16BUZZER
09:16BUZZER
09:19BUZZER
09:22BUZZER
09:23Back in the weird lab.
09:24All right.
09:25Is this your wardrobe?
09:28It's not my wardrobe.
09:31OK.
09:33OK.
09:34Hi, Alex.
09:35You all right?
09:36You're not right.
09:38OK.
09:40Prepared for everything?
09:42Yep.
09:42Brand new gloves.
09:43Well, I've been waiting to do the show a long time.
09:48Right.
09:50I decided to wear the hot dog outfit for this one.
09:53Oh, yeah?
09:54Mm.
09:54It means this one counts double for you.
09:56Yeah.
09:57Whatever points you get.
09:58Yeah.
09:58So that's a big one.
10:02Remember these ten fine people.
10:05You have two minutes to acquaint yourself with these fine people.
10:11Best memory.
10:13When?
10:15Your time starts now.
10:18OK, cool.
10:19Let's memorise these people then.
10:21All right.
10:22Diana.
10:22She's got the blonde hair, the pearls.
10:25Is he bandana?
10:27That's Gordo.
10:28Trev looks good.
10:30Have you got a good memory, Jack?
10:32I'm going to...
10:33It'll be better if I'm not talking to you during it.
10:36Dina, Dina, Dina.
10:39Issy, Dina, issy.
10:41Yank tank, yank tank, yank tank.
10:44What's your process for your...
10:45Oh.
10:46Yank tank.
10:47Blanket.
10:48Clown.
10:49Ah!
10:50OK.
10:50Grilzy.
10:52Is that real?
10:53Yes.
10:54It's your method for remembering things, Jack.
10:56Try not to be distracted.
10:57Chisel.
10:59Chisel.
10:59Chisel.
11:00Dina, Dina, Dina, Dina, can, kuh-lof, kuh-lof.
11:06They're now in my memory house, in my memory castle.
11:09Right.
11:11Cool.
11:12I'm cool.
11:13Well, don't fancy my chances here.
11:16Blanket.
11:17Please look at the camera.
11:19I was hoping you weren't going to do that.
11:22I got that sorted, but that's a shit dump.
11:29I was just wondering if you could tell me who all these people are, Jack.
11:32Just start now?
11:33Why not?
11:34Dina.
11:35Dina.
11:36Izzy.
11:37Yank tank.
11:38The Yank tank.
11:39Colonel.
11:40Blanket.
11:42Dina, Izzy, yank tank, kuh-lof, kuh-lof, kuh-lof, kuh-lof, kuh-lof, kuh-lof, kuh-lof, kuh-lof.
11:48Blanket.
11:49Dora?
11:50It wasn't a Dora, was it?
11:51There should have been a Dora.
11:52It looks like a Dora, do you not think?
11:55Grilzy.
11:56Chisel.
11:56Chisel.
11:57Reggie.
11:58Trish.
11:59No?
11:59Never go with Trish, man.
12:01Trish.
12:01Let's go with Trish.
12:02I didn't talk today.
12:05No, you didn't talk to them.
12:06Oh!
12:07This is Izzy, the bandage.
12:12I'm really screwed with her.
12:14I can't stop singing of Tamsin Althwaite.
12:16Maybe she was called Tamsin.
12:18I think this one's Gordo.
12:21Gordo?
12:22True.
12:23I can't remember these two.
12:26I've left the palace.
12:28I'm going to leave it at that.
12:29I think I've done all of it.
12:31APPLAUSE
12:38Were you happy in your hot dog costume?
12:41I wasn't...
12:42No, I wasn't happy in it.
12:43I didn't think it looked any good.
12:45It felt tacky as well.
12:46It was cheap.
12:47Yeah.
12:47I think I pulled it off, so...
12:48Yeah.
12:49I should say, it was the first task immediately after being given the option.
12:54Straight in.
12:55So you just thought, fuck it, let's get this out of the way with.
12:58Get it over and done with, you know, and then you haven't got that to dread in the future.
13:03Rosie only did half the room, but I should also say that was only half the task.
13:08OK?
13:08It's break time.
13:10Try to fulfil these precious few minutes without using your smartphone.
13:14You don't need to look up little Alex Horne's real height.
13:17I've told you, the guy's five foot two.
13:19If anything, look up how a virgin can have three kids.
13:23LAUGHTER
13:25We'll see you in a minute.
13:27APPLAUSE
13:37Hello, and welcome back to Taskmaster.
13:41It's the second part of the show, and we still haven't had a proper task for me to judge.
13:45Oh, poor old Greggy.
13:46But here we go.
13:47A new task and the introduction of our teams.
13:50A new task and the next part of the show, and we'll see you in the next part of the
14:00show.
14:02Hello.
14:04Andy.
14:05Good to see you.
14:07You too.
14:08So...
14:09Multi-headed creature.
14:11Your creature must prove they are the best by doing something impressive.
14:16Also, during that impressive thing, they must speak one word at a time
14:20and explain what it is they are doing and why it is impressive.
14:24You have 20 minutes. Your time starts now.
14:27Can anyone juggle?
14:29No.
14:30No.
14:30No.
14:31Absolutely not.
14:32All right.
14:33We could collect a lot of heads around the house, right?
14:36It could be any heads.
14:37Dog's head.
14:38See, that, I like what you're thinking there, because it doesn't have to be a human head.
14:43Do you think multi-headed creatures of history?
14:45Oh, yeah.
14:46I haven't been too many, have I?
14:48Hydra.
14:49Three-headed dog, God of the Underworld.
14:50What do you do that's impressive?
14:52I can move my knuckles.
14:57Oh, you can!
14:59I mean, it's niche.
15:01Is it like making a smoothie?
15:03I always find, like, a good smoothie is, like, really fantastic.
15:07That's right.
15:07You know when someone's like, oh, this is grey, and then you taste it, and it's delicious?
15:12What?
15:13Okay.
15:13Look, it doesn't have to be a smoothie.
15:15I don't have to be a smoothie.
15:18I don't have to be a smoothie.
15:18What?
15:19I stand on my head.
15:22I would love that.
15:24Come on, let's see if it can be done.
15:25Right.
15:25Do you need some help?
15:27Yeah.
15:34Yeah, see, see, you can't do it, can you?
15:38Right.
15:40Okay, so what, are we on, 12 minutes?
15:42Yeah, yeah, it's really going down there.
15:43Right, I really don't want to get this wrong.
15:54I mean, I don't know where to start.
15:56What a good vibe with this team.
15:58I'm so excited to be on the team with Jackie.
16:05I don't feel like we've got so much in common.
16:10Do you?
16:11I don't know where to go.
16:41I don't know where to go.
16:41That's an awkward introduction.
16:43LAUGHTER
16:43I was so confused.
16:45I was just like, why am I hooked up with, like, this cricketer?
16:48And then a detective comes in.
16:49LAUGHTER
16:51I was so confused.
16:53But there's...
16:53There's no mystery, Baba, at least, as to who the detective is.
16:56Oh, my God.
16:57It's Detective Emma City.
16:59Oh, my God.
17:00Once you formed your multi-headed beast,
17:02what would be the most impressive thing you would do,
17:05and Emma went for...
17:07LAUGHTER
17:07..the making of a smoothie.
17:10LAUGHTER
17:11You...
17:12You might not have seen this because you were in the room.
17:13Do you want to see what Baba thought of your idea?
17:15Oh, my God.
17:16Oh, my God.
17:17I always find, like, a good smoothie is, like, really fantastic.
17:21That's right.
17:22You know when someone's like, oh...
17:24LAUGHTER
17:26APPLAUSE
17:27LAUGHTER
17:30Anyway, well, we're going to start with a team of two.
17:32Rosie and Jackie.
17:34This...
17:35..is...
17:36..been...
17:37..and...
17:38..gone.
17:45We...
17:46..are...
17:48..show...
17:50..happy...
17:52..to...
17:53..be...
17:54..here...
17:55..on...
17:56..your...
17:57..task...
17:58..my set...
17:59..show.
18:01..and...
18:03..we...
18:03..are...
18:04..so...
18:05..impressive...
18:08..we...
18:10..instruments...
18:12..and...
18:13..I...
18:14..were...
18:15..playing...
18:17..intruments...
18:21..and...
18:26..I...
18:27..are...
18:30..playing...
18:30here one is that we had to join two bin bags otherwise it wouldn't have been big enough greg
18:34no and then the other thing you're missing is that by then i'd lost the will to live yeah
18:42jackie's started to turn on you here no no he's pulling away from the group
18:46there's only one thing that can save you now and it's the most awkward gang in town
18:58we are making a phenomenal smoothie today using so many phenomenal fruits and life-giving nutrients
19:15today making this impressive medicine will
19:27today
19:35oh my gosh this is phenomenal smoothie time today
19:49oh
19:52yum surprisingly nutty
20:02thanks team you may return to the house which we should do this again sometime yeah
20:07it was genuinely very nice
20:17you actually did make this move excuse me it was a multi-headed beast how many heads
20:24hey i didn't mind the beast there was a lot of heads on that beast it was a better beast
20:27than
20:28these two clowns okay right that much i'll concede but you still made a smoothie and baba if you want
20:34to get into an argument you can explain to me why you just kept saying the word today
20:39i drank that smoothie i went home and for the first time in my life i levitated
20:46it was worse
20:49i don't know what was what were you least impressed by the song
20:53the smoothie the smoothie the smoothie and that's saying something because you heard the song
21:01the song was slightly better than the smoothie but the multi-headed beast was far more impressive
21:07than two idiots putting their heads through a bin bag no thanks listen listen listen it was a multi-headed
21:14beast
21:14no wait which beast do you know that makes a smoothie we did that
21:19i think it's the man who rolled his eyes and look at it now thank you come on man
21:26what was going to do a smoothie stop after this
21:29it's so lovely to see a gang come together we'll get them a smoothie bowl
21:34today
21:39very nice i think they're both as bad as each other and i know you don't like you don't like
21:44a
21:45draw two points each and you'll all thank me for that there we go they all get two points
21:49there it is
21:51well the order hasn't changed rosie last week's winner is still in the lead with seven points there we are
21:59let us win another task please little alex horn oh there's somebody at the door
22:09alex horn wow you ready born ready yeah really great to see you and you as well
22:28so this is awkward hello you look happy
22:35happy any day that i'm with you my little baby boy okay there's a task over there oh there we
22:47go
22:51there's a um is there a challenge uh yeah there's a task a task yeah it's just on the door
22:58oh okay
22:58yeah
23:01oh
23:03done it capture the most remarkable footage on this doorbell camera
23:13yo man like baba you have 30 minutes your time starts now interesting the word remarkable
23:24i'm trying to think of anything any kind of footage that i've ever seen that's remarkable are you
23:28aware of doorbell cameras doorbell well i've i'm aware of their work um i think star wars was filmed
23:34on a doorbell camera it's the first known use of it i want to put on a shelf it needs
23:43to be elaborate
23:52it needs to be remarkable actually i mean they are synonyms okay
24:00how do you feel about being rosie's little baby boy you like that yes and no what's the no part
24:05i want
24:06to grow up one day all right okay what we're gonna see well let's start with daddy it is rosie
24:14jones
24:14oh
24:26merry christmas
24:29Jesus, I'm married and I'm having a baby!
24:36Oh!
24:43I was calling Jesus.
24:50APPLAUSE
24:56What is more remarkable than the birth of our Lord?
25:05It's a bold and fresh take on Christianity.
25:11If it's not disrespectful, one would almost say that Jesus positively fell out.
25:15LAUGHTER
25:17All right, that's it.
25:18We're halfway through the episode.
25:20See you in a minute.
25:23APPLAUSE
25:32Hello!
25:33Welcome back to Taskmaster where our door is always open.
25:37Well, not always, Greg.
25:38For the current task, it's always closed,
25:40so that's a pretty poor choice of words.
25:41The comedians have been tasked to record the most remarkable doorbell camera footage.
25:46Next up, Bubba, whose name is an anagram of Abba,
25:49and Annie Zaltzman, whose name is an anagram of Ad As Lin Mat.
25:54LAUGHTER
26:03LAUGHTER
26:25Alexander!
26:26Oh, right.
26:27Hello.
26:28I am your future.
26:30I know what you plan.
26:32OK, what's that, then?
26:33The full and total destruction of the Taskmaster.
26:37Ah, fair cop.
26:38Yeah, that is the plan.
26:39It would have been the plan, actually.
26:41Right, from episode one, series one.
26:43I know when you will destroy him.
26:45Mm-hm.
26:46When?
26:46Yeah, well, in the studio, when we show this task.
26:49That's right.
26:49That's exactly right.
27:07How will you destroy a Taskmaster?
27:09Mm, I can't say that.
27:11Oh, come on, my mate.
27:12Well, let's say revenge will be sweet.
27:15Right.
27:15Revenge for that time that...
27:17Shh!
27:18No, I can't say that.
27:19That is our secret.
27:20Our secret.
27:21No-one can know that.
27:24We know.
27:25We always know.
27:28Sticking around?
27:30Can you see that chicken?
27:33Or chicken?
27:34Oh-oh.
27:35Oh-oh.
27:43Mine was shit, though.
27:47Maybe it was remarkable for being so shit.
27:50Maybe.
27:51He weren't even any good to keep your piss at.
27:54When you first kicked it, I thought,
27:56oh, he's going to be really good at this.
27:58That's great.
28:01Andy, I thought, oh, that's a good idea.
28:03the ghost comes, that's an intriguing story,
28:06but then I find the ghost himself to be quite boring.
28:09LAUGHTER
28:10Well, that's often... Ghosts are, aren't they?
28:12Because if you think of the mundanity of death...
28:15Yeah. ..of being a ghost for all eternity,
28:18you're going to lose your spark, aren't you?
28:20I would say.
28:22So he was deliberately dull?
28:24Yeah, well, it was also Alex's future,
28:25so it's probably going to be quite dull.
28:27LAUGHTER
28:29Very clever. Good. Not good. Bad.
28:31Right. Who's next?
28:33Next up, it's Emma.
28:37Phew. Oh, my.
28:39Do-do-do-do.
28:41Da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
28:43Ooh-ooh. Come on.
28:45Oh.
28:50Right. Come on.
28:52Let's see.
28:53What's going on with that?
28:58There we go. Cooking with gas. Come on.
29:00Whoa!
29:02Hoop-bo!
29:03All right.
29:06LAUGHTER
29:09LAUGHTER
29:11LAUGHTER
29:12LAUGHTER
29:13LAUGHTER
29:14LAUGHTER
29:15I'll leave the pack.
29:16APPLAUSE
29:18The peak of exhilaration and excitement in your life
29:21seems to be making relatively basic food.
29:24LAUGHTER
29:25LAUGHTER
29:26I'm like, yeah, I think that might be true.
29:28What do I do?
29:29Well, do better.
29:30LAUGHTER
29:32Just do... make it...
29:33Omelette? Was it an omelette?
29:34No, it was a pancake.
29:35Oh, that's better.
29:36LAUGHTER
29:37On the envelope?
29:38That was remarkable.
29:39Yeah.
29:40But would I think it remarkable if someone was doing bad,
29:42keep you up, he's outside my doorbell?
29:45Difficult, innit? Who's next?
29:46The final person we're going to see...
29:48Oh, it's Jack D, living the dream.
29:50LAUGHTER
29:52That's the doorbell.
29:54Can it come off?
29:56I suppose so.
30:03And it's the most remarkable.
30:06There you go, Alex.
30:08OK, Alex?
30:10Yeah?
30:11Hello.
30:13What did you have for dinner last night?
30:15Do you want to see it?
30:16OK.
30:25Did you see what I had for dinner?
30:26I think it was a banana, was it?
30:28I had a banana for pudding, yeah.
30:29Yeah, yeah.
30:30I'm not sure your digestion system is working as efficiently
30:33as it should have been.
30:34Well, it wasn't just a banana.
30:38LAUGHTER
30:42Omelette?
30:43Well, is it creme caramel?
30:44Creme...
30:45LAUGHTER
30:46It's almost as if you never chewed.
30:48LAUGHTER
30:49Was it remarkable?
30:51It was, I think it was remarkable.
30:52I don't think you can get any more remarkable than that, really.
30:55Something I've always wanted to do is watch stuff being flushed
30:58all the way down through and see how it works.
31:01OK, thanks, Jack.
31:02Yeah, thanks, Alex.
31:04APPLAUSE
31:08Well, I can't argue it fits the brief.
31:11Like I said in the thing, I like to see how things work.
31:14Yeah.
31:15And I like to, er, I like to demonstrate how things work as well
31:18and I think I demonstrated there how...
31:20Yeah.
31:20..how a house works.
31:22And then there's...
31:23LAUGHTER
31:23We all want to have a look.
31:24I had a look inside our family, erm, septic tank once.
31:27Why did you look in it?
31:28Er, it was blocked up.
31:29What with?
31:30Multicoloured.
31:31Condoms, shit and frogs.
31:35Which is the least remarkable.
31:38LAUGHTER
31:40I feel... I feel bad.
31:41It is Baba, probably.
31:42But I don't know whether it's any less remarkable
31:44than Andy's boring ghost.
31:46LAUGHTER
31:46I'm giving Baba and Andy two points.
31:50Crap woman can thank me for her three points.
31:52Now, is it poo or is it Christianity?
31:56LAUGHTER
31:57LAUGHTER
31:58Because I have great respect for those of faith.
32:01It's four points to Jack's Poos.
32:04And Rosie Jones takes five points.
32:06OK. Well done, Rosie.
32:06APPLAUSE
32:08Well done.
32:08Well done.
32:11All right.
32:12All right, round the task, please, Alex.
32:14Well, cast your mind back a bit for this next one.
32:24Oh, no!
32:27Oh, for goodness sake, not these again.
32:30Oh.
32:30It's nice to see you too, Emma.
32:31Yeah.
32:32Pleased to see them?
32:34Um...
32:35Well...
32:35I mean, some of them.
32:36Some of them...
32:36Bit awkward.
32:39LAUGHTER
32:41Do you want me to open the thing?
32:42Not yet.
32:43OK.
32:43Do you know why not?
32:44You want more chat?
32:45No.
32:47Yeah.
32:49Oh, you want me to put that on?
32:50You should really be dressed as a hot dog for this one.
32:52Identify these ten fine people.
32:56Most fine people correctly identified wins.
33:00Oh, my God, I forgot them.
33:02You have four fine minutes.
33:04Your time starts now.
33:06Colonel!
33:08APPLAUSE
33:14It's a dirty trick in no mistake.
33:16And only the people with actually good memories are going to succeed, I suspect.
33:19Let's have a look.
33:20OK, we're going to start with Rosie and Randy.
33:23Here we go.
33:24THEY LAUGH
33:26THEY LAUGH
33:26THEY'RE IN A DIFFERENT ORDER
33:30THEY'RE IN A DIFFERENT ORDER
33:31THEY'RE SNEAKY LITTLE TOW BAG
33:37I'm going to be quite badly on this first time round, to be honest.
33:43HE LAUGHS
33:44Colonel!
33:46BELL RINGS
33:48Well, this one was Izzy.
33:49I remember that one.
33:50That was the...the head injury.
33:54SHE'S A WARMWORD
33:56BEARD
33:57HEAR
33:59HEAR
33:59BELL RINGS
34:02ECK
34:03BELL RINGS
34:05BELL RINGS
34:06HE LAUGHS
34:08That seems too obvious. Ahoy.
34:10BELL RINGS
34:11YUM YUM
34:12BELL RINGS
34:13That was Flight Commander Biggles.
34:15BELL RINGS
34:16BELL RINGS
34:17Doggy
34:17Doggy?
34:18BELL RINGS
34:19Marilyn?
34:21Dina
34:21BELL RINGS
34:23That is definitely Duncan Goodyear.
34:25BELL RINGS
34:26BELL RINGS
34:26Oh, why is she mad?
34:28Sorry.
34:29Oh, Dina.
34:34BELL RINGS
34:35BELL RINGS
34:37BELL RINGS
34:38BELL RINGS
34:51BELL RINGS
34:54So Andy only ended up getting one. Previously he had five?
34:58Mm-hmm. He only remembered one in the end.
35:00It's just, it's quite hard to, I mean, I felt quite triggered by that.
35:02By what?
35:03It was very similar to the jury in the trial. But look, I don't want to go into that in
35:08too much detail.
35:10Who were Yam Yam and Shaggy? Were they...
35:13Were Yam Yam and Shaggy original characters?
35:16No, Yam Yam and Shaggy came from Rosie's brain.
35:19Yeah.
35:19Andy came up with Biggles, Valderrama, Baldy Doggy and Marilyn.
35:21Yeah.
35:23OK.
35:24Time to break for the last time in the final part of the show.
35:27Someone will win a harness, a clock, a Viking hat, a Guy Fawkes effigy
35:32and have to carry us home in a coffin.
35:35What's the point?
35:37We'll see you soon.
35:39APPLAUSE
35:49It's part four of four and our cast have been tested to remember the names of ten fine people.
35:54Next, we're going to witness the memories of Bubba and Jack, who has donned his hot dog outfit
35:59and will get double points.
36:01Here we go.
36:03Ah.
36:05This is so wrong.
36:07OK.
36:08All right, let's try.
36:11Blanket.
36:12I think that's the Colonel.
36:15Chisel.
36:16Reggie.
36:18Gordo.
36:19Izzy.
36:21That had a patch on, didn't it?
36:22There's a patch there.
36:23That's, um...
36:24That's, uh...
36:25Grilly.
36:26Grilly.
36:27Blanket.
36:28Izzy.
36:29Oh!
36:30The...
36:31What's it?
36:31Hanky Panky or something like that?
36:33Or wanky smanky or something?
36:36Uh...
36:36Ch...
36:36Chisel?
36:38Oh, there was Yankee Tank.
36:40That's her name.
36:41OK.
36:41Now, who was Yankee Tank?
36:43Izzy.
36:44No, Dinah.
36:45Dinah.
36:46I think it says Yankee Tank.
36:48No, no, that's Yankee Tank.
36:49That's Yankee Tank.
36:50Trevor or something?
36:51The Trevor or something like that?
36:53The Corporal?
36:55No, you're not the Corporal.
36:57You're the Corporal.
36:59The two that I didn't get before, gone.
37:02The two that I didn't get before, gone.
37:03Itsy.
37:04Pootsy.
37:08Still got two minutes left.
37:09What do you wanna do?
37:10I wanna do nothing, because I don't remember their names.
37:13So I might bust a little two-step.
37:16Come on.
37:16Dunno.
37:17Hey.
37:18Oh.
37:19Bow.
37:19Bow.
37:21Oh.
37:22You know what I'm saying?
37:23Yeah.
37:24Write that down.
37:24When you bust a two-step.
37:25Yeah.
37:26Add some flavour.
37:27Yeah, it's gone.
37:28Yeah.
37:31CHEERS
37:32CHEERS
37:34CHEERS
37:36CHEERS
37:36CHEERS
37:38CHEERS
37:42CHEERS
37:42Should bubba be rewarded for busting a two-step and adding some flavour?
37:47CHEERS
37:48I don't give bonus points, but in my heart I am giving you a bonus point,
37:52cos I enjoyed it.
37:53Can I check? Jack said grill-y instead of grill-sy.
37:55Is that close enough?
37:56And similarly, yank tank and yankee tank.
37:58I think maybe we should give him one of them.
38:00Baba remembered six out of the ten.
38:03Jack, seven out of the ten.
38:04Not bad.
38:05Not bad at all.
38:05But there is one more to see.
38:07Yes.
38:07It is Emma Seedy, or to use her full name, Emma Compact Disc.
38:12Here she is.
38:14I'm taking the gloves off for this.
38:17The Colonel.
38:18CHEERS
38:19CHEERS
38:19CHEERS
38:19Tina.
38:20Trev.
38:21Reggie.
38:21Blanket.
38:23Tamsin.
38:24Tamsin.
38:26This one's new.
38:28OK.
38:36Jemima.
38:37I know it's not that, but I'm really stuck.
38:42You've got little pickies.
38:44You bastard.
38:46Look at these.
38:47Who have you found?
38:48Chisel.
38:49Oh, you need that one.
38:50Yeah, I know.
38:50I don't need that.
38:53Grill-sy.
38:59The yank tank.
39:01Yank tank.
39:04Gordo.
39:05Oh!
39:06Gordo.
39:08You're just missing.
39:09Tamsin halfway.
39:10Is that right?
39:10Yes.
39:11Yes, yes, yes.
39:12Tamsin.
39:13Just a minute, then.
39:17Izzy, Izzy, Izzy, Izzy.
39:20Izzy.
39:21That was exciting.
39:23I'm glad you got gloves off for that.
39:25I needed to be there.
39:29Genuinely impressed.
39:30Alex's nerdy little system.
39:31Yeah, thanks, guys.
39:32But she had, like Baba, two minutes to spare and thought there must be something else here.
39:35And there was.
39:36Yeah, interesting.
39:37Two very different systems.
39:39Investigate here.
39:40Yeah.
39:40I'm going to bust a two-star.
39:42Andy and Rosie both only remembered one person.
39:45Eight points.
39:46Because of the very wise hot dog choice, Emma wins the task.
39:50Five points to Emma.
39:55Quick look at the scores, then.
39:56Yes, the hot dog is in the lead.
39:5817 points.
39:59First place, Jack D.
40:00Nice.
40:07OK, it's time for me to make your way to the stage.
40:09The final task of the show!
40:16Hello, old friend.
40:18I'm over here.
40:19And who will be reading the task out?
40:20Rosie Jones, please.
40:21Rosie Jones.
40:22Take it away.
40:23Spin the wheel the same number of times or more as the person before you.
40:37If you land on gold, you are automatically through to the next round and the next person has to spin
40:52it one more time than the previous person.
40:59It will become clear as we play it.
41:01Andy, please come over to the wheel.
41:02It just needs a medium spin.
41:04If you stand sort of where I'm standing but the other side, that would be...
41:07Oh, what are you doing?
41:08Checking the integrity of the wheel?
41:10Well, just the physics of it.
41:11You know, how it's...
41:12How it's going to spin.
41:13It's a wheel.
41:13Right.
41:26Andy, I have to ask you, do you want to spin again or do you want to stick on one?
41:29I'll spin again.
41:30Ooh.
41:31If this lands on black, you're eliminated.
41:34That's a hefty one.
41:36That's in the spirit of the game.
41:37Beautiful action again.
41:38Thanks.
41:39So we're hoping this lands on red, otherwise we lose Andy Zoltzman.
41:45Who's next?
41:46Barbara is next and he must land two in a row in the same colour.
41:52Whoa!
41:55Wow.
41:56You're through.
41:57Done, bud.
41:58You've got to spin it three times to get the same colour every time, unless you get gold.
42:02All right.
42:06Lovely.
42:06Yeah.
42:08Lovely, passionate grunt.
42:11Ooh.
42:15Ooh.
42:15That you could have got the same colour four times in a row.
42:19I'm going to go the other way.
42:21What?
42:22Oh, yeah.
42:28Ooh.
42:28Ooh.
42:31Ooh.
42:31Ooh.
42:33Ooh.
42:33Ooh.
42:33Ooh.
42:33Ooh.
42:34Ooh.
42:37Ooh.
42:40Ooh.
42:40Shut up.
42:43Thank you!
42:44That is red.
42:45That is red.
42:46Yeah!
42:46Don't touch it.
42:48You've only got to get four more reds.
42:50What big thing?
42:50Or any golds.
42:52Right.
42:53Mm-hmm.
43:05I remember you. Oh, lovely. The cartwheel. Red. Red. Yeah, they like that.
43:16They like that.
43:26Andy Dawesman gets two points. We need five. Five, yeah?
43:34Come on. No, not you, bro. This. Oh!
43:42It's six, please, Emma. Fair enough.
43:47Come on, come on. Red. Five more reds. Red will go.
43:52Come on.
43:54Do you still get one more? Four more. Four more.
44:00Three more. You're in. Come on.
44:04Right. Come on.
44:06Come on now. Come on.
44:10Pray to Jesus.
44:16Three more.
44:16You require seven.
44:18Thank you. Here we go.
44:25That's red. That's red.
44:28Anti-clockwise.
44:31Oh!
44:33Daddy, three points.
44:34OK.
44:35Baba, you require seven.
44:37OK. Goal.
44:41Goal! Goal! Goal! Goal! Goal!
44:45You need eight.
44:47Fair enough.
44:47In a row.
44:48Ah!
44:53Black, Emma.
44:54Killer!
44:55Yep.
44:55The lucky come-on's back.
45:01We have a winner, and that winner is...
45:03Baba Tunde Edition!
45:06Yes!
45:07Yes!
45:09Can you have a little tea stack if you want?
45:11Yes!
45:12Hey, come down.
45:13We'll add it to the final scores.
45:20Baba Tunde won the five points.
45:23Well done, Baba.
45:27And it has really paid dividends for Baba, because he's come second last.
45:31And on top of the lady board with 20 points is...
45:33Jack D!
45:35Jack D wins episode two.
45:37Please go and celebrate with your serious, yet silly thing!
45:43See you again very soon.
45:44But for now, let's hear it for tonight's winner.
45:46Jack D!
45:47Thank you!
45:48Thank you!
46:17Thank you!
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