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00:15I
00:16New use
00:37Five comedians naked as the day they were born
00:40Fighting to the death using primitive weapons sure we've had to tweak the original format, but it'll still be fun
00:48Let's welcome our warriors once again. I'm these odds man
01:00Okay
01:07Next to me a man who doesn't know what color is bedroom walls are because he's put so many posters
01:13of Howard from take that on
01:23You ready for a view of favorite it's horns hot list
01:30This is when I horn say what's hot and what's not hot right now hot sweat bands. These guys are
01:36great
01:37Not hot jeans. Come on guys. It's not
01:411969 anymore that was horns hot list
01:48They're very very itchy so I'm gonna take them off well, they've done their job haven't they they've created a
01:53great atmosphere
01:54I mean it's price test time. Oh, yeah, aka the actual start of the show
02:01Too right. We're creatures of habit only like nuns or something and the category this week is
02:07The category is the most serious object that looks quite silly poor old Greg has to judge them and give
02:12five points to his favorite
02:13Serious object that looks quite silly and at the end of the episode the overall winner will take home five
02:18Seriously silly things back to you Greg, right Baba. Hello. Hey, we're gonna start with you this week. Okay. All
02:25right. I'm good
02:29Serious thing that's also silly. Yes, I have this is what he's brought in a serious thing that looks silly
02:36I mean come on now look at that like back in the day when they use the Vikings and they'd
02:40You know be going to like the little battles with their axes and stuff if you showed up. All right
02:45bear with me here
02:57Well, it's not on my bucket list
03:00What have you brought in a comic sans clock here it is
03:07You know you only have so much time we're against the clock
03:10I just think it's reasonably sorry in terms of life. Yes, that's right. Yeah
03:16Comic sans, that's a bit silly. I just don't know why you need to add. It's my daddy
03:27That's more serious
03:28To be honest
03:32Thank you
03:34Andy yes, who's your daddy
03:39Well what I brought in Greg is an effigy of the gunpowder plot celeb Guy Fawkes
03:50Who was Guy Fawkes Guy Fawkes is someone who tried to blow up Parliament, do you know how he was
03:53executed Greg?
03:54I do I've been in the room it happened it no, I think it happened outside didn't it?
03:57Oh the execution. Yes
03:59I've been I've been in the room where he was tortured
04:01All right
04:04So basically we're dealing with the brutality of humanity
04:08Yeah, and we've turned it into something fun for the kids to do on the 5th of November very good.
04:13Hello Jack
04:14Hello, yeah, yeah
04:16You
04:17Yes, I'm good
04:19Enough of the small talk
04:21What silly and serious thing have you brought in
04:24I brought in something which is serious, but I think it looks silly. It's an abseiling harness
04:32So, you know when you see people like climbing and they think they're clever, but I don't because they're wearing
04:38one of those
04:40And they just look silly
04:41I don't know if they think they're clever
04:44It's like a sort of exoskeletal nappy
04:47That's what it looks like
04:48But it is serious because you need to wear one because it'll hold you if you fall
04:52Hmm
04:52And that's why I think people who wear them
04:55think they're clever
04:57And they're not
04:58And I think we should discuss that more
05:00And are you suggesting that people shouldn't wear safety harnesses?
05:04Yeah
05:05Thanks Jack
05:06All right
05:07Hello
05:08You all right?
05:10Hello
05:10Yeah, how about you?
05:12Yeah, not too bad
05:13Yeah, good
05:14All right then
05:16OK
05:17So
05:18I brought in
05:20my
05:21own
05:22coffin
05:32laughing
05:34laughing
05:35laughing
05:35Oh, that would be lovely
05:37everyone crying
05:40paying their respects
05:43fending down
05:46laughing
05:47laughing
05:47laughing
05:48laughing
05:50Any questions?
05:51No
05:51laughing
05:52It's difficult because I still don't really understand
05:56Comic Sans is my daddy. Oh, well, that's just silly as well. You know, cheeky. Cheeky. Yeah, it's cheeky
06:03It's got two levels of cheeky. Baba's has only got one. I'll give Baba one point
06:07I'll give Emma two points the clock gets to I'll give Jack D three points
06:12Saved equipment does look ridiculous, and then we're up to the big guns Guy Fawkes
06:16Oh, I'll give you this
06:20Guy Fawkes has had his day. He can have four points. And of course I will be honking if I
06:34What's the first ask proper please Alex? Well, it's something we haven't done before Greg and there are big points
06:40at stake
06:52I
06:53Jack hi Alex. What are you wearing? Oh this whole thing
06:59Welcome
07:05Hi Emma yes, hi, you're right. Yeah, how are you? I'm feeling good. I'm looking great
07:18I'm not sure
07:18Hello Andy. Oh hi Alex
07:22What life of choices brought you here?
07:28I have to trace them all the way back I think
07:29Yeah, parents
07:34I think it's amazing. I've never seen it before
07:37Christmas? No. Weddings? No. Okay. The postman's come. Right, erm...
07:46All right. Where's this outfit? Throughout one future task. This outfit.
07:54This outfit. This outfit. Oh, Jesus Christ. And your points will be doubled. Doubled.
08:01Doubled. For that task. Okay.
08:05You have until your time in Taskmaster is over. Is there a right answer?
08:12The right answer is you've got to wear it for a task that you do well in so that you
08:16can double your points.
08:18So, Andy, you won't know what the task is going to be. You have to decide before a task takes
08:23place that you want to wear this outfit.
08:24Right, okay. There are several different types of tasks in this show. Yeah.
08:28So you're just going to have to feel it. Okay. This isn't actually a task, is it?
08:32It's just a thing that's going to happen. Yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah. Still fun though, Joe?
08:36Oh, it is. The fun never stops at the scene. I'm having a ball.
08:40Oh, hmm.
08:44We don't know what Alex is currently wearing, but Rose is quite right.
08:49His decision to wear that is almost certainly the fault of his parents.
08:54So, something to look forward to. Yes, quite right.
08:56They can play their Joker at any point across the rest of the series by putting on the mystery outfit.
09:01But for now, here's some more memorable fun.
09:10BUZZER
09:23Back in the weird lab. All right.
09:25Is this your wardrobe?
09:28It's not my wardrobe.
09:32Okay.
09:33Hi, Jack.
09:35Hi, Alex. You all right?
09:36Yeah, no.
09:38Okay.
09:41Prepared for everything?
09:42Yep.
09:42Brand new gloves?
09:44Well, I've been waiting to do this show a long time.
09:48Right.
09:50I decided to wear the hot dog outfit for this one.
09:53Oh, yeah?
09:54Mm.
09:54It means this one counts double for you.
09:56Yeah.
09:57Whatever points you get.
09:58Yeah.
09:58So, it's a big one.
10:02Remember these ten fine people.
10:05You have two minutes to acquaint yourself with these fine people.
10:11Best memory wins.
10:15Your time starts now.
10:18Okay, cool.
10:19Let's memorise these people, then.
10:21All right.
10:22Diana.
10:22She's got the blonde hair, the pearls.
10:25Is he bandana?
10:27That's Gordo.
10:28I'm going to start.
10:29Trev looks good.
10:30Have you got a good memory, Jack?
10:32I'm going to...
10:33It'll be better if I'm not talking to you during it.
10:35Diana.
10:37Diana.
10:38Diana.
10:39Diana.
10:42Yangtank.
10:42Yangtank.
10:43Yangtank.
10:44What's your process for your...
10:45Ooh.
10:46Yangtank.
10:47Blanket.
10:48Clown.
10:49Ah!
10:50Okay.
10:50Grillsy.
10:52Is that real?
10:53Yes.
10:54Okay.
10:54What's your method for remembering things, Jack?
10:56Try not to be distracted.
10:58Chisel.
10:58Chisel.
10:59Diana.
11:01Diana.
11:01Yangtank.
11:02Chisel.
11:05Chisel.
11:06They're now in my memory house, in my memory castle.
11:09Right.
11:12Cool.
11:12I'm cool.
11:13Don't fancy my chances here.
11:16WHISTLE BLANKET
11:17Please look at the camera.
11:19I was hoping you weren't going to do that.
11:22I got that sorted, but that's a shit dump.
11:29I was just wondering if you could tell me who all these people are, Jack.
11:31Do I start now?
11:33Why not?
11:34Diana.
11:36Izzy.
11:37Yanktank.
11:38The Yanktank.
11:39Colonel.
11:40Blanket.
11:41Dina.
11:42The Yanktank.
11:45Colonel.
11:47Blanket.
11:49Dora.
11:50There wasn't a Dora, was there?
11:51There should have been a Dora, but it looks like a Dora, do you think?
11:55Grillsy.
11:56Chisel.
11:57Reggie.
11:58Trish.
11:59No.
11:59Never go with Trish, man.
12:00Trish.
12:01Let's go with Trish.
12:02I didn't talk to them.
12:05No, you didn't talk to them.
12:06Oh!
12:07This is Izzy, the bandage.
12:11I'm really screwed with her.
12:14I can't stop singing of Tamsin Althwaite.
12:16Maybe she was called Tamsin.
12:19I think this one's Gordo.
12:21Gordo?
12:22True.
12:23I can't remember these two.
12:26They've left the palace.
12:28I'm going to leave it at that.
12:29I think I've done all of it.
12:31APPLAUSE
12:31All right.
12:34APPLAUSE
12:38Were you happy in your hot dog costume?
12:41I wasn't...
12:42No, I wasn't happy in it.
12:43I didn't think it looked any good.
12:45It felt tacky as well.
12:46It was cheap.
12:47Yeah.
12:47I think I pulled it off, though.
12:49Yeah.
12:49I should say, it was the first task immediately after being given
12:53the option.
12:54Straight in.
12:55So you just thought, fuck it, let's get this out of the way with.
12:57Get over and done with.
12:59Yeah.
12:59And then you haven't got that to dread in the future.
13:03Rosie only did half the room, but I should also say,
13:05that was only half the task.
13:07OK?
13:09It's break time.
13:10Try to fulfil these precious few minutes without using your
13:13smartphone.
13:14You don't need to look up little Alex Horn's real height.
13:17I've told you, the guy's five foot two.
13:19If anything, look up how a virgin can have three kids.
13:25We'll see you in a minute.
13:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
13:37Hello.
13:39Welcome back to Taskmaster.
13:41It's the second part of the show and we still haven't had a proper
13:43task for me to judge.
13:45Oh, poor old Greggy.
13:46But here we go.
13:47A new task and the introduction of our teams.
14:03Hello.
14:04Andy.
14:06Good to see you.
14:07You too.
14:08She's a multi-headed creature.
14:11Your creature must prove they are the best by doing something impressive.
14:16Also, during that impressive thing, they must speak one word at a time
14:20and explain what it is they are doing and why it is impressive.
14:24You have 20 minutes.
14:26Your time starts now.
14:28Can anyone juggle?
14:29No.
14:30No.
14:30No.
14:31No.
14:31Absolutely not.
14:32All right.
14:33We could collect a lot of heads around the house.
14:36All right?
14:36It can be any heads.
14:37A dog's head.
14:38You see, that, I like what you're thinking there.
14:41Because it doesn't have to be a human head.
14:43Do you think multi-headed creatures of history?
14:46Oh, yeah.
14:46I haven't been too many of them, really.
14:48Hydra.
14:49Three-headed dog.
14:50God of the underworld.
14:50What do you do that's impressive?
14:52I can move my knuckles.
14:57Oh, you can!
14:59I mean, it's niche.
15:01Is it like making a smoothie?
15:03I always find like a good smoothie is like really fantastic.
15:07That's right.
15:07You know when someone's like, oh, this is great and then you taste it and it's delicious.
15:12What?
15:13Okay.
15:14Look, it doesn't have to be a smoothie.
15:16Something like that.
15:18What if I stand on my head?
15:22I would love that.
15:24Go on, let's see if it can be done.
15:25Right.
15:25Do you need some help?
15:27Yeah.
15:30What?
15:34Yeah, see, you can't do it, can you?
15:38Right.
15:39Okay, so what are we on, 12 minutes?
15:41Yeah, yeah, it's really going down now.
15:43Right, I really don't want to get this wrong.
15:46These guys, man.
15:48Right.
15:54I mean, I don't know where to start.
15:56Quite a good vibe with this team.
15:58So excited to be on the team with Jackie.
16:05I don't feel like we've got so much in common.
16:10Do you?
16:12We're both from a place of positivity.
16:20And one of our team made it in heaven.
16:32There's a bond there, and I've got high hopes for your multi-headed beast.
16:35Yeah.
16:35Now, this group, I don't think I have ever seen a more awkward introduction.
16:43I was so confused, I was just like, why am I hooked up with, like, this cricketer?
16:48And then a detective comes in.
16:51I was so confused.
16:52But there's no mystery, Baba, at least, as to who the detective is.
16:56Oh, my God.
16:57It's Detective Emma City.
16:58Oh, my God.
17:00Once you've formed your multi-headed beast, what would be the most impressive thing you would do?
17:05And Emma went for...
17:07The making of a smoothie.
17:11You might not have seen this because you were in the room.
17:13Do you want to see what Baba thought of your idea?
17:15Oh, my God.
17:16Oh, my God.
17:17I always find, like, a good smoothie is, like, really fantastic.
17:21That's right.
17:22You know, when someone's like, oh...
17:24LAUGHTER
17:29Anyway, well, we're going to start with a team of two.
17:32Rosie and Jackie.
17:34This.
17:35Is.
17:36Been.
17:37And.
17:38Gone.
17:45We.
17:47Are.
17:48So.
17:50Happy.
17:52To.
17:53Be.
17:54Here.
17:55On.
17:56Your.
17:57Task.
17:58Like that.
17:59Show.
18:02We.
18:03Are.
18:05So.
18:06Impressive.
18:08With.
18:11Instruments.
18:12And.
18:13Are.
18:14I.
18:14Are.
18:16Playing.
18:18Intro man.
18:26Poked your head through a bin bag and then you sang a song.
18:29There are two things you're missing here.
18:31One is that we had to join two bin bags, otherwise it wouldn't have been big enough, Greg.
18:34No!
18:35And then the other thing you're missing is that by then I'd lost the will to live.
18:39Yeah.
18:40LAUGHTER
18:42Jackie started to turn on you here.
18:44No.
18:44No.
18:44He's pulling away from the group.
18:46There's only one thing that can save you now and it's the most awkward gang in town.
19:08LAUGHTER
19:08To.
19:09Phenomenal.
19:11Fruits.
19:12And.
19:13Life-giving.
19:14Nutrients.
19:17Today.
19:18Making.
19:19This.
19:20Impressive.
19:22Medicine.
19:24Will.
19:27Today.
19:35Oh.
19:36My.
19:37Gosh.
19:39This.
19:39Is.
19:40Phenomenal.
19:42Smoothie time.
19:44Today.
19:51Yum.
19:52Surprisingly.
19:54Nutty.
19:54The.
19:55The.
19:59The.
20:00The.
20:00The.
20:01The.
20:02The.
20:03Thanks, team.
20:03You may return to the house.
20:05We should do this again sometime.
20:07Yeah.
20:07For real.
20:08It was genuinely very nice.
20:12APPLAUSE
20:17You actually did make a smoothie.
20:20Excuse me.
20:21It was a multi-headed beast.
20:23How many heads was it?
20:24Hey, I didn't mind the beast.
20:25There was a lot of heads on that beast.
20:26It was a better beast than these two clowns.
20:28OK.
20:29Right?
20:29That much I'll concede.
20:31But you still made a smoothie.
20:33And, Baba, if you want to get into an argument,
20:35you can explain to me why you just kept saying the word today.
20:39I drank that smoothie.
20:40I went home.
20:41And for the first time in my life, I levitated.
20:46It was worse.
20:49I don't know.
20:50What were you least impressed by?
20:52The song or the smoothie?
20:54The smoothie.
20:54The smoothie.
21:01The song was slightly better than the smoothie.
21:04But the multi-headed beast was far more impressive
21:07than two idiots putting their heads through a bin bag.
21:10No offense.
21:11Listen.
21:12Listen.
21:13It was a multi-headed beast.
21:14No, wait.
21:15Which beast do you know that makes a smoothie?
21:18We did that.
21:20This is the man who rolled his eyes and look at it now.
21:24Come on, man.
21:24I'm telling you.
21:26What often do you have a smoothie stop after this?
21:28Oh, yeah.
21:29It's so lovely to see a gang come together.
21:32We'll get them a smoothie bar.
21:34Today.
21:39Very nice.
21:41I think they're both as bad as each other and I know you don't like a draw.
21:45Two points each?
21:46And you'll all thank me for that.
21:47Here we go.
21:48They all get two points.
21:49There it is.
21:52Well, the order hasn't changed.
21:53Rosie, last week's winner, is still in the lead with seven points.
21:56There we are.
21:57Woo!
22:00Get us with another task, please, little Alex Horne.
22:02Ooh, there's somebody at the door.
22:04Ooh.
22:05MUSIC
22:18Wow.
22:19You ready?
22:20Born ready.
22:21Yeah.
22:22Really great to see you.
22:22And you as well.
22:25LAUGHTER
22:28So, this is awkward.
22:30LAUGHTER
22:30Hello.
22:32You look happy.
22:33I'm happy any day that I'm with you, my little baby boy.
22:42OK, there's a task over there.
22:45Oh.
22:46There we go.
22:49GASP
22:51There's a, um, is there a challenge?
22:55Uh, yeah, there's a task.
22:56A task, yeah.
22:57Yeah, it's just on the doorbell.
22:58Oh, OK.
22:58Yeah.
23:01Argh!
23:03Ah, done it.
23:05Capture the most remarkable footage on this doorbell camera.
23:13Yo!
23:14Man like Baba.
23:16You have 30 minutes.
23:18Your time starts now.
23:21Interesting the word remarkable.
23:24Trying to think of anything, any kind of footage that I've ever seen that's remarkable.
23:28Are you aware of doorbell cameras?
23:30Doorbell?
23:30Well, I'm aware of their work.
23:33Um, I think Star Wars was filmed on a doorbell camera.
23:35It was the first known use of it.
23:36I want to put on a shelf.
23:41It needs to be elaborate.
23:47APPLAUSE
23:52It needs to be remarkable, actually.
23:54I mean, they are synonyms.
23:58OK.
23:59LAUGHTER
24:00How do you feel about being Rosie's little baby boy?
24:03You like that?
24:03Yes and no.
24:04What's the no part?
24:06I want to grow up one day.
24:08LAUGHTER
24:09All right.
24:10OK.
24:10What are we going to see?
24:11Well, let's start with Daddy.
24:13It is Rosie Jones.
24:14Oh!
24:18Oh!
24:22Oh!
24:24Oh!
24:24Oh!
24:26Oh!
24:27Merry Christmas!
24:30I'm Mary and I'm having a baby!
24:36Oh!
24:40Oh!
24:41I was holding Jesus!
24:56What is more remarkable than the birth of our Lord?
25:03LAUGHTER
25:05It's a bold and fresh take on Christianity.
25:09LAUGHTER
25:11If it's not disrespectful, one would almost say that Jesus positively fell out.
25:16LAUGHTER
25:17All right, that's it.
25:18We're halfway through the episode.
25:20See you in a minute.
25:23CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
25:32Hello!
25:33Welcome back to Taskmaster, where our door is always open.
25:37Well, not always, Greg.
25:38For the current task, it's always closed.
25:39So that's a pretty poor choice of words.
25:41LAUGHTER
25:42The comedians have been tasked to record the most remarkable doorbell camera footage.
25:46Next up, Bubba, whose name is an anagram of ABBA,
25:49and Annie Zaltzman, whose name is an anagram of ADZ-AS-LIN-MAT.
26:00LAUGHTER
26:25Alexander!
26:26Oh, right.
26:27Hello.
26:28I am your future.
26:30I know what you plan.
26:32OK, what's that, then?
26:33The full and total destruction of the Taskmaster.
26:37Ah, fair cop.
26:38Yeah, that is the plan.
26:39It would have been the plan, actually.
26:41Right, from episode one, series one.
26:43I know when you will destroy him.
26:45Mm-hm.
26:46When?
26:46When?
26:46Yeah, well, in the studio, when we show this task.
26:49That's right.
26:49That's exactly right.
27:07How will you destroy a Taskmaster?
27:09Mm, I can't say that.
27:11Oh, come on, my mates.
27:12Well, let's say revenge will be sweet.
27:15Right.
27:16Revenge for that time that...
27:17Shh!
27:18No, I can't say that.
27:19That is our secret.
27:21Our secret.
27:21No-one can know that.
27:24We know.
27:25We always know.
27:28Stick around?
27:30Can you see that chicken?
27:33Or chicken?
27:34Or chicken?
27:43Mine was shit, though.
27:45LAUGHTER
27:47Maybe it was remarkable for being so shit.
27:50Maybe.
27:51He weren't even any good at keeping up his...
27:53LAUGHTER
27:55When you first kicked it, I thought,
27:56oh, he's going to be really good at this.
27:58Three.
27:59LAUGHTER
28:01Andy, I thought, oh, that's a good idea,
28:03the ghost comes.
28:04That's an intriguing story.
28:06But then I found the ghost himself to be quite boring.
28:09LAUGHTER
28:10Well, that's often ghosts are, aren't they?
28:12Because if you think of the mundanity of death...
28:15Yeah.
28:16..of being a ghost for all eternity,
28:18you're going to lose your spark, aren't you?
28:20LAUGHTER
28:21I would say.
28:22So he was deliberately dull?
28:24Yeah.
28:24Well, it was also Alex's future,
28:25so it's probably going to be quite dull.
28:28LAUGHTER
28:29Very clever.
28:30Good.
28:30Not good.
28:31Bad.
28:32Who's next?
28:33Next up, it's Emma.
28:37Phew.
28:38Oh, my.
28:39Do-do-do-do.
28:41Da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
28:43Ooh-ooh.
28:44Come on.
28:50Right, come on.
28:52Let's see what's going on.
28:58There we go.
28:59Cooking with gas.
29:00Come on.
29:01Whoa!
29:01Ha-boo!
29:02Ha-boo!
29:03All right.
29:14I'll leave the pass.
29:19The peak of exhilaration and excitement in your life
29:21seems to be making relatively basic food.
29:24LAUGHTER
29:26Yeah, I think that might be true.
29:28What do I do?
29:29Well, do better.
29:30LAUGHTER
29:32Just to make it...
29:33Omelette?
29:33Was it an omelette?
29:34No, it's a pancake.
29:35Oh, that's better.
29:36Mm.
29:37On the envelope?
29:38That was remarkable.
29:39Yeah.
29:40But would I think it remarkable if someone was doing bad
29:42keep you up inside my doorbell?
29:45Difficult, innit?
29:45Who's next?
29:46The final person we're going to see, oh, it's Jack D, living the dream.
29:52That's the doorbell.
29:54Can it come off?
29:55I suppose so.
30:03And it's the most remarkable.
30:06There you go, Alex.
30:09OK, Alex?
30:10Yeah.
30:11Hello.
30:12What did you have for dinner last night?
30:15Do you want to see it?
30:16OK.
30:25Did you see what happened?
30:26I think it was a banana, was it?
30:28I had a banana for pudding, yeah.
30:29Yeah, yeah.
30:29I'm not sure your digestion system is working as efficiently as it should have been.
30:34Well, it wasn't just a banana.
30:42Omelette?
30:43Well, it's a creme caramel.
30:46It's almost as if you never chewed.
30:49Was it remarkable?
30:51It was.
30:51I think it was remarkable.
30:52I don't think you can get any more remarkable than that, really.
30:55Something I've always wanted to do is watch stuff being flushed all the way down through.
30:59And see how it works.
31:01OK.
31:01Thanks, Jack.
31:02Yeah, thanks, Alex.
31:08Well, I can't argue it fits the brief.
31:11Like I said in the thing, I like to see how things work.
31:14Yeah.
31:15And I like to demonstrate how things work as well.
31:18And I think I demonstrated there how a house works.
31:23We all want to have a look.
31:24I had a look inside our family septic tank once.
31:27Why did you look in it?
31:28It was blocked up.
31:29What with?
31:30Multi-coloured condoms, shit and frogs.
31:33LAUGHTER
31:35Which is the least remarkable.
31:39Well, I feel bad.
31:41It is Baba, probably.
31:42But I don't know if it's any less remarkable than Andy's boring ghost.
31:47I'm giving Baba and Andy two points.
31:49Crap woman can thank me for her three points.
31:52Now, is it poo or is it Christianity?
31:58Because I have great respect for those of faith.
32:01It's four points to Jack's poos.
32:04And Rosie Jones takes five points.
32:06Well done, Rosie.
32:07Well done.
32:08Well done.
32:11All right.
32:12We're on the task, please, Alex.
32:14Well, cast your mind back a bit for this next one.
32:24Oh, no.
32:27Oh, for goodness sake.
32:28Not these again.
32:30Oh.
32:30It's nice to see you too, Emma.
32:31Yeah.
32:32Pleased to see them.
32:33Um, well, I mean, some of them.
32:36Some of them, a bit awkward.
32:41Do you want me to open their thing?
32:42Not yet.
32:43OK.
32:43Do you know why not?
32:44You want more chat?
32:45No.
32:47Yeah.
32:49Oh, you want me to put that on?
32:50You should really be dressed as a hot dog for this one.
32:52Identify these ten fine people.
32:56Most fine people correctly identified wins.
33:00Oh, my God, I forgot them.
33:02You have four fine minutes.
33:04Your time starts now.
33:06Colonel!
33:13It's a dirty trick in no mistake.
33:16And only the people with actually good memories are going to succeed,
33:19I suspect.
33:19Let's have a look.
33:20OK, we're going to start with Rosie and Randy.
33:23Here we go.
33:26They're in a different order.
33:32The sneaky little toe bag.
33:37I'm going to be quite badly on this first time round, to be honest.
33:44Colonel!
33:45Oh!
33:48This one was Izzy.
33:49I remember that one.
33:50That was the...
33:52The head injury.
33:52She has a one word.
33:57Beard.
33:58Hair.
34:02Egg.
34:07That seems too obvious.
34:09Ahoy.
34:10Yum yum.
34:13That was Flight Commander Biggles.
34:15Doggy.
34:17Doggy.
34:18Doggy?
34:19Marilyn.
34:21Dina.
34:22That is definitely Duncan Goodyear.
34:26What was that song?
34:29Oh!
34:31Dina.
34:37Thanks, Andy.
34:38All right.
34:39You didn't get a duck.
34:40No.
34:41No, but in some ways getting one is worse than getting none.
34:44There's a dignity in total failure.
34:49APPLAUSE
34:54So Andy only ended up getting one.
34:57Previously he had five.
34:58Mm-hm.
34:58He only remembered one in the end.
35:00It just is quite hard to...
35:01I mean, I felt quite triggered by that.
35:02By the way.
35:02By what?
35:03It was very similar to the jury in the trial.
35:06But look, I don't want to go into that in too much detail.
35:10Who were Yam Yam and Shaggy?
35:12Were they...
35:13Were Yam Yam and Shaggy original characters?
35:16No, Yam Yam and Shaggy came from Rosie's brain.
35:18Yeah.
35:19Andy came up with Biggles, Valderrama, Baldy Doggy and Marilyn.
35:22Yeah.
35:23OK.
35:24Time to break for the last time in the final part of the show.
35:27Someone will win a harness, a clock, a Viking hat, a Guy Fawkes effigy,
35:32and have to carry it home in a coffin.
35:35What's the point?
35:37We'll see you soon.
35:39APPLAUSE
35:49It's part four of four and our cast have been tested
35:52to remember the names of ten fine people.
35:54Next, we're going to witness the memories of Bubba and Jack,
35:57who has donned his hot dog outfit and we'll get double points.
36:01Here we go.
36:03Ah.
36:05This is so wrong.
36:07OK.
36:08All right, let's try.
36:11Blanket.
36:12I think that's the Colonel.
36:15Chisel.
36:16Reggie.
36:18Gordo.
36:19Izzy.
36:21That had a patch on, didn't it?
36:22There's a patch there.
36:23That's, um...
36:24That's, uh...
36:25Grilly.
36:26Grilly.
36:27Blanket.
36:28Izzy.
36:29Oh, the...
36:30Like, what's it?
36:31Hanky Panky or something like that?
36:33Or the wanky snanky or something?
36:36Uh...
36:37Chiselle?
36:38Chiselle?
36:38Oh, there was Yankee Tank.
36:40That's her name.
36:41Okay, now who was Yankee Tank?
36:43Izzy.
36:44No, Dinah.
36:45Dinah.
36:46I think it says Yankee Tank.
36:48No, no, that's Yankee Tank.
36:49That's Yankee Tank.
36:50Trevor or something?
36:51The Trevor or something like that?
36:53The Corporal?
36:55No, you're a Corporal.
36:57You're a Corporal.
36:58You're a Corporal.
36:59The two that I didn't get before have gone...
37:02Gilly.
37:03Itsy.
37:03Pitsy.
37:07Still got two minutes left.
37:09What do you want to do?
37:10I want to do nothing because I don't remember their names.
37:13So I might bust a little two-step.
37:16Come on.
37:16Dunno.
37:17Oh, hey.
37:18Oh.
37:19Bow.
37:19Bow.
37:21Oh.
37:22You know what I'm saying?
37:23Yeah.
37:23Write that down.
37:24When you bust a two-step...
37:25Yeah.
37:26Add some flavour.
37:27Yeah, it's gone.
37:28Yeah.
37:43Should Bubba be rewarded for busting a two-step and adding some flavour?
37:48I don't give bonus points, but in my heart I am giving you a bonus point
37:52because I enjoyed you.
37:53Can I check?
37:53Jack said grill-y instead of grill-sy.
37:55Is that close enough?
37:56And similarly, yank tank and yankee tank.
37:58I think maybe we should give him one of them.
38:00Bubba remembered six out of the ten.
38:03Jack, seven out of the ten.
38:04Not bad.
38:05Not bad at all.
38:05But there is one more to see.
38:07Yes.
38:07It is Emma Seedy, or to use her full name, Emma Compact Disc.
38:12Here she is.
38:14I'm taking the gloves off for this.
38:16She's new.
38:16The Colonel.
38:18Chisel.
38:19Dina.
38:20Trev.
38:21Reggie.
38:22Blanket.
38:23Tamsin Houseway.
38:24Tamsin.
38:26This one's new.
38:28OK.
38:36Jemima.
38:37I know it's not that, but I'm really stuck.
38:40Um...
38:42You've got little pickies!
38:44You bastard!
38:45Look at these!
38:47Who have you found?
38:48Chisel.
38:49Oh, you knew that one.
38:50Yeah, I know.
38:50I don't need that.
38:54Grilzy!
38:56Come on.
38:59The Yank Tank.
39:01Yank Tank.
39:02Yank Tank.
39:04Gordo!
39:05Oh!
39:06Gordo.
39:08You're just missing Tamsin Houseway.
39:10Is that right?
39:10Yes, yes, yes, yes.
39:12Tamsin.
39:13Still a minute, then.
39:17Izzy, Izzy, Izzy, Izzy!
39:20Izzy.
39:21That was exciting.
39:23I'm glad you got my gloves off for that.
39:25I needed to be there.
39:29genuinely impressed.
39:30Alex's nerdy little system.
39:31Yeah, thanks, guys.
39:32But she had, like Baba, two minutes to spare and thought,
39:34there must be something else here.
39:35And there was.
39:36Yeah.
39:37Interesting.
39:37Two very different systems.
39:39Investigate here.
39:40Yeah.
39:40I'm going to bust a two-star.
39:42Andy and Rosie both only remembered one person.
39:45Eight points.
39:46Because of the very wise hot dog choice, Emma wins the task.
39:50Five points to Emma!
39:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
39:55Quick look at the scores, then.
39:56Yes.
39:57The hot dog is in the lead.
39:5817 points.
39:59First place, Jack D.
40:00Nice.
40:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
40:21Roxy Jones.
40:22Take it away.
40:23Spin the wheel the same number of times or more as the person before you.
40:37If you land on gold, you are automatically through to the next round and the next person has to spin
40:52it one more time than the previous person.
40:59It will become clear as we play it.
41:01Andy, please come over to the wheel.
41:02It just needs a medium spin.
41:04If you stand sort of where I'm standing but the other side, that would be...
41:07Oh, what are you doing?
41:08Checking the integrity of the wheel?
41:10Well, just the physics of it.
41:11You know, how it's...
41:12How it's going to spin.
41:13It's a wheel.
41:13Right.
41:14LAUGHTER
41:20Lovely spin.
41:21Lovely spin.
41:21Beautiful.
41:22Beautiful.
41:25So that's the red.
41:26Andy, I have to ask you, do you want to spin again or do you want to spin?
41:28Do you want to stick on one?
41:29Oh, Oxpin again.
41:31If this lands on black, you're eliminated.
41:34That's a hefty one.
41:35That's more like...
41:36That's in the spirit of the game.
41:37Beautiful action again.
41:38Thanks.
41:39So we're hoping this lands on red, otherwise we lose Andy's Oxpin.
41:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:45Who's next?
41:46Barbara is next and he must land two in a row in the same colour.
41:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:55Wow.
41:56You're through.
41:57Come on.
41:58You've got to spin it three times to get the same colour every time,
42:01unless you get gold.
42:02All right.
42:06Lovely.
42:08Lovely, passionate grunt.
42:15Jack, you could have got the same colour four times in a row.
42:19I'm going to go the other way.
42:20What?
42:22Oh, yeah.
42:31Oh, no.
42:36Oh, shut up.
42:43That is red.
42:45That is red.
42:46That is red.
42:46Don't touch it.
42:48You've only got to get four more reds.
42:50Or any gold.
42:50What big fear?
42:51Or any gold.
42:52Right.
42:52Mm-hmm.
42:54OR ANY GOLD.
42:55OR ANY GOLD.
42:55OR ANY GOLD.
42:56OR ANY GOLD.
42:57OR ANY GOLD.
42:58OR ANY GOLD.
43:19OR ANY GOLD.
43:20Or any gold.
43:27OR ANY GOLD.
43:28OR ANY GOLD.
43:28OR ANY GOLD.
43:38OR ANY GOLD.
43:47Come on, come on.
43:49Red.
43:50Five more reds.
43:51Red will go.
43:52Come on.
43:54Do you still get one more?
43:55Four more.
43:56Four more.
44:00Three more.
44:01Brilliant.
44:02Come on.
44:04Right.
44:05Come on.
44:07Come on now.
44:09Come on.
44:10Refer to Jesus.
44:16You require seven.
44:18Here we go.
44:25Oh.
44:25That's red.
44:26That's red.
44:28Anti-clockwise.
44:32That's a swing point.
44:34Okay.
44:35Baba, you require seven.
44:37Okay.
44:41Goal.
44:41Goal.
44:42Goal.
44:43Goal.
44:43Goal.
44:45Goal.
44:45You need eight.
44:47Fair enough.
44:47In a row.
44:53Black Emma.
44:55Kimmer.
44:55Yep.
44:55The lucky come on's back.
45:01We have a winner and that winner is Babatunde.
45:06Yes.
45:07Yes.
45:08Yes.
45:09Can you have a little tea stack if you want?
45:11Yes.
45:12Hey, come down.
45:13We'll add it to the final scores.
45:20Baba Tunde won the five points.
45:23Well done, Baba.
45:24Yes.
45:27And it has really paid dividends for Baba because he's come second last.
45:30At the top of the lady board with 20 points is Jack D.
45:34Jack D wins episode two.
45:37Please go and celebrate with your serious yet silly thing.
45:43See you again very soon.
45:44But for now, let's hear it for tonight's winner.
45:46Jack D!
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