00:10you can't treat people like this do unto others as you'd have done unto you the golden rule
00:17ain't much stays clean up here volta you'll see i may end up looking like you i'll never be like
00:26you these are buds buds a well-trained staff of highly supervised junior executives for my own
00:35assistant training program what are you doing thawing everyone plans are hard chaos though
00:43chaos is easy this is hank mcclain
00:50boarding for duty sir trying to pick up where you all left off miniaturization
00:58i'm going to complete the work you started when this is all over you will be begging me
01:04to help you 34 000 people lived here after the war you never heard of the new california republic
01:12shady sands your father burned that city to the ground
01:17i did what was necessary to save our people
01:22i wonder if anyone survived
01:24i did i met someone
01:29there's nowhere safe max and there's no leaving
01:32we'll see
01:36is that a fusion core
01:38you don't see those around much anymore do you
01:43cold fusion
01:45what do you suppose your brotherhood would do with infinite power
01:52is that their leader you killed her
01:54no
01:55dain
01:57all hail maximus
01:58that shall be night hereafter
02:00together we will take power and with it we will start a new brotherhood with me as its head
02:10and you as its sword
02:14your entire life you've been looking for a home
02:19build one with me
02:21build one with me
02:43build one with me
02:50build one with me
02:51See the pyramids along the Nile
02:59Watch the sunrise on a tropic isle
03:05Just remember, darling, all the while
03:12You belong to me
03:18See the marketplace in old Algiers
03:25Send me photographs and souvenirs
03:31Just remember when a dream appears
03:38You belong to me
03:42No trace of rats. Incredible.
03:46Hey, oh, babe, there's even more clean water down there than we thought.
03:50I mean, no one will ever have to worry about rationing it again.
03:54We can grow more crops.
03:57We can have another kid.
03:58As soon as you figure out how to push your baby out of your own ass.
04:10Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
04:23Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
04:46Come on, let's go see what the caravan runs to tell them.
04:49Yeah, let's go.
04:50All right.
04:53Stay cold, buddy.
04:54Excuse me.
04:55Hey.
04:56Excuse me.
04:59Somebody call the doc?
05:00He's on his way.
05:02Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
05:06Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
05:11Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
05:15Help.
05:16Help.
05:42Go home.
05:44Go to your mom.
05:45Go home.
05:46Go!
05:48Go!
05:49Go!
05:50Go!
05:54Go!
06:04OK, OK, OK.
06:06All right.
06:07OK, get calm down.
06:09I'm not.
06:18There it is.
06:19Okay.
06:23Um...
06:25Okay.
06:33Stop!
06:35Stop!
06:44Hey, go get your kid.
06:46Oh, God!
06:49That's okay. Come here.
06:51That's okay.
06:53Come here.
06:53Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:59Come here.
07:00Okay.
07:01It's okay.
07:02It's okay.
07:02It's okay.
07:03Now, listen.
07:05I need you to stay in here.
07:07Okay?
07:08Somebody's gonna come get you out.
07:09But until then...
07:16I need you to eat and drink very slowly.
07:18Okay?
07:19Don't be scared.
07:20It's safe in there.
07:23Okay.
07:24Come here.
07:24Oh, you are a good boy.
07:28And one day, you will be a good man.
07:32Come on, let's get in here.
07:34Now, listen.
07:36It can be tough out there, but...
07:38As long as we leave it, a little bit better than we found it.
07:44We did okay.
07:45Daddy.
07:46Daddy!
07:53No!
07:57No, no!
07:58I'm just getting started.
08:01It's okay.
08:01You did good?
08:02Erase it.
08:03Hey.
08:35Dad?
08:37Yeah?
08:39Come read to me.
08:46Okey-dokey.
08:51All right, what book shall we read, Lucy?
08:54Ah, The Wind in the Willows.
08:57When's Mom coming back?
09:12To be continued...
09:41I don't know.
10:24That's what we came for?
10:28Doesn't matter.
10:29Pack it up and report to the Verti Vert.
10:31Pack it up and report to the Verti Vert.
11:07The Verti Vert.
11:08The Verti Vert.
11:18The Verti Vert.
11:18The Verti Vert.
11:27The Verti Vert.
11:28The Verti Vert.
11:29The Verti Vert.
11:29The Verti Vert.
11:29The Verti Vert.
11:53The Verti Vert.
11:56No!
12:37Good, we've got power.
12:49You encounter much resistance.
12:52Abominations.
12:54Nothing we could handle.
12:55Good.
12:58What is it?
13:05The key to our new home.
13:14Brotherhood has become scattered, broken, into dozens of rival chapters,
13:21but now we have the strength to unify them under one banner here with the mightiest arsenal in history at
13:32our disposal.
13:33What?
13:35What?
14:55Together, we will fulfill our promise to make better this, this fallen world.
15:11My son.
15:39Water.
15:45Are you always this rude?
15:48I'm guessing not.
15:52Look, your family may very well still be out there.
15:55I've seen enough by now to know that nearly anything's possible, but one thing I wouldn't count on is I'm
15:59appreciating the kind of person you've become.
16:03I mean, you want him to like you, right?
16:13I'm just saying a little bit of kindness can go a long way.
16:16Charles Dickens actually wrote a whole book about it if you're interested.
16:19Nope.
16:20And by the third ghost, he was pretty much cured.
16:24Hurry, hurry, hurry.
16:29Help!
16:38I think it's coming from inside.
16:43Empathy's like mud.
16:44You lose your boots in that stuff.
16:47I'm not just going to let someone die while I listen to him scream.
16:52Hope's been screaming for 200 fucking years.
16:56Did it ever occur to you that if you helped them, they would stop?
17:00You want to know what I was like before the war?
17:03I was just like you.
17:06Stupid.
17:32Waste of time.
17:35Doing the right thing is never a waste of time.
17:40Help!
17:57Help!
18:04Help!
18:08Help!
18:11Help!
18:15Help!
18:17We need this!
18:19What happened here?
18:21Tunics.
18:25You off of far west, ain't you?
18:29I ignore him.
18:30I got one stem pipe left, okay?
18:32Well, that would be a profound misallocation of resources.
18:36Folks in them outfits don't deserve saving.
18:41Here.
18:43Jeff.
18:47Another one.
18:51Let me help you up there, cowboy.
18:56Help!
18:58Help!
19:00Help!
19:00Help!
19:01Help!
19:02Help!
19:03Help!
19:04But you did lead us to Durn.
19:11No, no!
19:13Not her, too!
19:16Oh.
19:18Oh.
19:22Oh.
19:24Oh.
19:28Oh.
19:29Oh.
19:41What is that?
20:04They're back.
20:06They're back.
20:36They're back.
20:37They're back.
20:48They're back.
20:56They're back.
21:09They're back.
21:11They're back.
21:32They're back.
21:39They're back.
21:40They're back.
21:40They're back.
21:43They're back.
21:44They're back.
21:52They're back.
22:01Fuck you, sweetheart!
22:18Give me the stem pack.
22:21I only have one.
22:29Please.
22:29Give it to me.
22:41Fuck you.
22:42She'll die without it.
22:45You won't.
22:49You're welcome.
22:52We'll get you home to your people, okay?
22:57Golden rule, motherfucker.
23:02That rule is for people.
23:06You're disgusting.
23:08Cruel.
23:10I am nothing like you.
23:13Come on.
23:14Come on.
23:18Which is why, when I get her home, I'll come back for you.
23:23Give you a little time to think about the consequences of your actions.
23:35I wouldn't worry about him.
23:37He's very durable.
23:38He'll be...
23:38He'll be fine.
23:40I wasn't worried about him.
23:42That's fair.
23:45Come on.
24:13You won't.
24:26You're in love.
24:28Why would you die?
24:28Give me a little...
24:29I won't.
24:33I won't.
24:36I won't.
24:37Give me a little man.
24:40You won't go.
24:41I'll be fine.
24:42Go.
24:54Where's Bud Askins?
24:56Has anyone seen Bud Askins?
24:57I'm sorry, why are we all here?
24:59I thought this was going to be more of a one-by-one situation.
25:03There's been a change of plan.
25:04Should I be able to see by now?
25:07Relax, Claudia.
25:08There's been a change of plans, obviously.
25:09Jeez.
25:13Is she good?
25:15I'm okay.
25:16Everyone, if I can just try and explain.
25:19If they thought everyone at once, that must mean it's Reclamation Day.
25:25About that.
25:27It's been 200 years since you were frozen.
25:30It is Reclamation Day.
25:32Oh.
25:36But unfortunately, Bud Askins is, uh...
25:42Uh...
25:46Bud Askins is dead.
25:49What?
25:50Oh, no.
25:52So if we can just try and remain calm, we need to figure out a way to get out of
25:57here.
25:58Together.
25:59Get out of here?
26:00Wait, wait, wait.
26:01You're saying we're trapped?
26:03Is there someone else that we can speak to about this?
26:09Please.
26:10Please, Mel.
26:11What are we going to do?
26:12Oh.
26:13I can't believe this.
26:16Take away me.
26:18Um...
26:19You just try and stay focused.
26:22Um...
26:22Someone ate all the crackers from my welcoming kit?
26:25We're all going to die.
26:26We're all going to die.
26:31We're all going to die.
26:43You just try and stay.
26:44Okay.
27:01They're all going to die.
27:02I don't know.
27:38I don't know.
28:23I don't know.
28:27I don't know.
29:23I don't know.
29:29I don't know.
29:51I don't know.
29:55I don't know.
30:32I don't know.
30:54I don't know.
30:58I don't know.
31:27I don't know.
31:30I don't know.
32:08I don't know.
32:16I don't know.
32:23I don't know.
32:26I don't know.
32:58I don't know.
33:15I don't know.
33:56I don't know.
34:06I don't know.
34:06I don't know.
34:07I don't know.
34:08I don't know.
34:12I don't know.
34:13I don't know.
34:25To be continued...
34:45Auspicious meeting from the Grand Canyon,
34:49from Yosemite, from Coronado.
34:54It's been decades since we gathered
34:57to renew our shared and noble purpose.
35:03Thanks to the efforts of the Knights of our chapter,
35:06the axis of power has shifted in the Brotherhood.
35:10Where the hell is the Commonwealth, Quintus?
35:13We should be here.
35:14And if they were here, what would happen?
35:17Hmm?
35:19They would take the relic
35:20and give us nothing in return.
35:23Does that seem fair to you?
35:26No.
35:27That's taxation without representation.
35:29It's un-American.
35:31But what you're suggesting
35:33would lead to civil war.
35:35With the Commonwealth.
35:36Ha!
35:36They kick our fucking asses.
35:39Not if we stand together
35:40with the power of the cold fusion diode,
35:45we can power airmen,
35:48armor.
35:49We can't defeat the Commonwealth.
35:53United under a common banner.
35:56Your banner.
36:09The chapters have grown apart over the years.
36:12And mine doesn't go in
36:13for any of this village's shit.
36:15Yeah, and where we come from,
36:18women don't get to talk,
36:20cunt.
36:23I keep talking
36:24and I'll carve you one.
36:26Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
36:27Look, the Commonwealth
36:29pretty much lets the canyon rule itself.
36:32So, as far as we're concerned,
36:33everyone else,
36:34don't fuck themselves.
36:35Especially you.
36:36You just like that they let you fuck robots.
36:39That was one squire,
36:40and he was well within his rights.
36:41Unbelievable.
36:41We wasted precious resources coming here,
36:44and I'm not doing anything with that gaff.
36:46I'm going to run up on this.
36:52Yes.
36:55We have our differences.
36:57But there is something
36:59we all agree on.
37:08Power.
37:16How many of those can you make?
37:19More than all of human history
37:22could ever consume.
37:27The Codex does say that
37:29violence against a fellow brother
37:31is forbidden.
37:37But I suppose
37:38the Codex is open
37:43to interpretation.
37:45Yeah, that.
37:48Fuck the Commonwealth.
37:50Then it's decided.
37:55Let's drink to it.
37:56Bottom's up.
37:58Yeah.
38:00Fuck the Commonwealth.
38:15I like your outfit.
38:17Gracias.
38:18You speak Latin?
38:20Good for you.
38:21I'm a school teacher myself,
38:22so education is very important to me.
38:24You're a kindly profligate.
38:32I'm headed to Las Vegas.
38:34You shouldn't.
38:36Oh, I have to.
38:37I'm looking for someone.
38:38You should go home.
38:40I don't want to see you
38:41get raped by the wrong people.
38:45I'll bear that in mind.
38:46I'll bear that in mind.
39:02Megan?
39:07Hello?
39:15This is not what I signed up for.
39:18Uh, I want to go back.
39:19How do I turn my cryo-taper back on?
39:22That's not how it works.
39:23If you could just listen to me.
39:26Listen to me!
39:29Who even are you? Seriously.
39:36I'm the product of 200 years of genetic engineering.
39:41Part of a race of supermanagers.
39:44And all of you have been selected to be my staff.
39:48You think we've been left locked in Vault 31 by accident?
39:52You think Bud Askins made mistakes?
39:55Never.
39:56No chance.
39:57Well...
39:58Oh, my God. Claudia, we're trying to have a conversation here.
40:00Now she may have a point.
40:04I assume some of the things he said seem downright outlandish.
40:08But look at where we are.
40:10We're standing in the product of his life's work.
40:14We are his life's work.
40:16That's to count for something.
40:22This is Bud's final test.
40:26If I can lead you all to finding our way out of here,
40:28we'll have proven ourselves worthy to carry on Vault-Tec's corporate strategy.
40:35Together.
40:37And those of you who work quickly, and as a team,
40:42will receive these merit dots.
40:44Ooh.
40:45Merit dots?
40:46Oh.
40:48Wait.
40:49I took notes at a meeting with the company that installed ventilation.
40:53Dibs on ventilation.
40:54Oh, the fire suppression system.
40:56Maybe we can get some water from there.
40:58Maybe we can throw underground.
41:00We can make a tunnel.
41:01I'll have you over some time.
41:03We can get more lines in store.
41:05It has to be as good as a sucker.
41:07I don't know.
41:16I don't know.
41:17But where do we find out?
41:19No, based on your m dressed up.
41:21How do we find those in place?
41:28Yeah,
41:29play T-orsicky. Yeah?
41:36Every morning
41:37But now
41:37Well this is enough.
41:37Okay, honey. Yeah?
41:37Okay. All rightbestos
41:42The vision's still a little fuzzy.
41:44Well, you know what they say.
41:48Have a glass of champagne.
41:50Who are you?
41:53My name is Henry McLean.
41:55Henry.
41:56I prefer Hank.
41:57Hank.
41:59Is it Reclamation Day?
42:04Yes, it is Reclamation Day, just not quite the way we thought it would be.
42:09I've been running an experiment here, and it's not going well.
42:14The mice are so small, they're tiny.
42:18It's a very fiddly business.
42:21Okay.
42:22I think there's been some sort of mistake.
42:25I signed up for the Voltec Premium Elite Plus.
42:29Did you read the fine print?
42:31Yes.
42:33Well, I didn't.
42:35I prefer the classics.
42:38So much has changed since you went under.
42:42But it's what stayed the same that concerns me.
42:47Bold habits, I guess.
42:50But I am optimistic that we will be able to work out the cakes.
43:00I noticed on your file that you had a family, but you only bought a ticket for one.
43:08I thought it was expensive.
43:11You can't put a price on family, Steve.
43:14We were very clear about that in the advertisements.
43:17Family is the first building block of civilization.
43:22What are you doing?
43:24I'm improving a piece of outdated technology.
43:32Civilization.
43:33It hasn't worked out so far.
43:35But, if at first, you don't succeed...
43:39If at first you don't succeed...
43:56Try, try again.
44:11Hello?
44:13Hello?
44:38I realize we all have our cultural differences,
44:42but just so you know, I am nice.
45:13You got to spread joy, up to the maximum, bring gloom, down to the minimum, have faith,
45:24a pandemonium liable to walk upon the sea, to illustrate my last remark.
45:36I found a ladder!
45:47Lead the way, boss.
45:48All right.
46:18Oh, my God.
46:48Oh, my God.
47:23Oh, my God.
47:51It's so dirty.
47:53Oh, man, the mall's gone.
47:58It's beautiful.
48:44Oh, my God.
48:59You're the one who killed that NCR, bitch?
49:02Moldover?
49:05Moldaver.
49:06I did.
49:07Yeah, I did that.
49:09Bet I could mash you.
49:12Probably.
49:27All right, let me get my armor.
49:30No armor.
49:32Bareback.
49:33I'll get you back.
49:34That's a lot.
49:34Oh, my God.
49:45Oh, my God.
49:47Oh, my God.
49:52Oh, my God.
49:56Oh, my God.
49:58Oh, my God.
49:59Oh, my God.
50:07No!
50:34No!
51:03No!
51:08No!
51:12No!
51:14No!
51:14No!
51:16No!
51:24No!
51:25No!
51:25No!
51:27No!
51:39No!
52:17So
52:25Sorry to interrupt.
52:27Paladin Harkness,
52:29liaison from the Commonwealth.
52:35I understand we're discussing a civil war.
52:38I must not have gotten my invitation.
52:43And yet here you are.
52:49Welcome.
53:04Come on, everybody, clap your hands.
53:07Oh, you're looking good.
53:09I'm going to sing my song.
53:11It won't take long.
53:13We're going to do the twist and it goes like this.
53:16Come on, let's twist again.
53:18Like we did last summer.
53:21Yeah, let's twist again.
53:25Like we did last year.
53:27Do you remember when things were really coming?
53:33Yeah, let's twist again.
53:36Twist the time is here.
53:39Round and round and up and down we go again.
53:45Oh, baby.
53:47Make me know you love me so.
53:50And then, let's twist again.
53:53Like we did last summer.
53:56Come on, let's twist again.
53:59Like we did last year.
54:01Do you remember when things were really coming?
54:07Come on, let's twist again.
54:10Come on, let's twist again.
54:11Twist the time is here.
54:13Bop, bop.
54:28To be continued...
54:56To be continued...
55:24To be continued...
56:11To be continued...
56:42To be continued...
57:12To be continued...
57:42To be continued...
57:52To be continued...
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