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00:16I
00:16Know you
00:31I
00:35A bluebell of light entertainment popping up in a forest of Married at First Sight Australia horse dung
00:43Let us begin the next round of the competition and meet our mighty competitors once more, please welcome
01:09Sidney
01:10You drunkenly confided in me that whenever the presenter Fiona Bruce comes on the television
01:14He can't help but rub himself against the arm of his
01:26So
01:28Money-making plan for me and you yes, I've been watching a lot of motor racing and they look cool
01:33Don't they the guys the motor racing guys, you know why they look cool?
01:36Because they've got they've got adverts all over their clothing, so I'm releasing little areas of my of my coat
01:4315 pounds 15 pounds advertised there on the back
01:4820 pounds
01:50Yeah, yeah
01:51It works people have already taken out advertising power milk and outdoor crisps have bought in
01:59That's my idea great. Are you in I'm not in no
02:03Let's start the show
02:09The prize category this week is the thing that most makes Greg scratch his chin
02:17Yes, what a strong chin it is to be scratched by such a mighty bare paw on the end of
02:24such a funny hairless arm
02:27Legs are also hairless
02:30Corby
02:32Five points for the thing that causes the most chin scratching and then five fairly useless prizes for the winner
02:37of the episode
02:38Take it away Greg who is first today?
02:41Bubba. Oh, no
02:43Why are you saying that?
02:44I really tried to get something to make you scratch your chin, but in a way which which you're like
02:49confused
02:50So that's why I chose a paper plate
02:54Yes, you did here is Bubba's paper plate
03:00You're gonna explain the paper plate. No
03:12Very good good Andy. I've got you some some aftershave
03:21It's made out of mosquitoes is it it's made out of mosquito bite so it's actually the saliva of the
03:26mosquito that that creates the allergic reaction
03:29So I'm gonna get a lovely old big chin with that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I have a look at the
03:32other side look who uses it
03:39The absolute highlight for me is now I try to watch it like a real man
03:46Hello, I brought in a book and it's called the the Colin Phillips book of information
03:53Okay, take a take a look at the book. Okay, it's a genuine book from Jack
04:04Do you know why the screwdriver is in there to try and escape from prison no no no no
04:10No, see metaphorically you're already scratching your chin even though you haven't done it dramatically
04:14No, because you you're puzzled now, but in the introduction he explains how he is
04:21Very loosely related to the man who developed the Phillips head screwdriver and that was a promotional version of the
04:26book which he thought would launch it
04:29Yeah
04:38So I brought in fake chin acne
04:44They look like you've knocked into a tray of canopies
04:50Spots on your chin yeah back in the 80s and what would you do to kind of get rid of
04:55them?
04:55I used to love squeezing spots. Yeah. Yeah
04:59It's on my nose. I'll probably give it up even if it was on my chin. I'd probably give it
05:02that
05:05Squeeze and off
05:09Rosie
05:14When
05:15I've got a new one question for you. Okay, and I really want you to think about it
05:25So I made it into a scroll
05:30Yes, here we go. Lovely
05:33Would you rather make sweet love to my body
05:41Because I'm the only one of my body
05:42I'm sorry
05:44But with Alex's head
05:49I'm sorry
05:51Or with Alex's body
05:54We married
06:05I'm sorry
06:08I'm sorry
06:08I'm sorry
06:09I'm sorry
06:09I'm sorry
06:10I'm sorry
06:11I want to know too. You want to know, do you?
06:14OK. I would make sweet love to Alex's body...
06:20Ooh! Hello!
06:22..because I think the humiliation that he will suffer
06:25for the rest of his life will delight me.
06:29And I quite enjoy chatting to you, whereas I despise him.
06:35LAUGHTER
06:37OK, let's give some pointers.
06:39We all know who. Pimples get one.
06:42One to you, Emma. OK.
06:44Absolutely rubbish. Baba and Jack take three.
06:47Joint third, got it. I'll tell you, because it doesn't exist,
06:50but it's very imaginative, you get four points.
06:53This dilemma is awful.
06:54Five points to OCOs, four points to Andy Zaltzman.
06:56There we go. Well done.
07:01Task time.
07:03Well, well, well, yes, it's time for a task, sure,
07:05but also time for an eye test.
07:07MUSIC PLAYS
07:22Baba!
07:25What's this?
07:28And that's the first time the helmet's come in use?
07:31Yep.
07:33Oh, yeah.
07:34I know what this is.
07:39That's to wedge your head into.
07:41Oh, I like this!
07:45It's comfy, isn't it?
07:46Can I have it?
07:49No.
07:50Please.
07:51No.
07:53But...
07:53No.
07:56Ah!
07:59Put on the special glasses.
08:03Fastest wins.
08:04Yeah, time, such, such, please.
08:09No, they're not glasses.
08:10I hate opticians.
08:11Because you can never tell if the eye chart is actually in focus,
08:16or whether it's just a big scam.
08:21APPLAUSE
08:25Rosie's immediate reaction is,
08:27I love this chair and I want to take it home.
08:31And Jack posits the theory that all opticians are part of an international scam.
08:37Could be.
08:38It could be.
08:39It could be.
08:40OK.
08:40Well, first up, zoot-alor, it's Emma and Baba.
08:44Are these the special glasses, yeah?
08:46They must be, bro.
08:48But no, these ain't the special glasses.
08:49Where are the special glasses at?
08:51T-I-R...
08:52T-R...
08:53T-R...
08:54T-R...
08:54T-R...
08:55Pardon?
08:57I don't understand it either.
08:59Oh!
09:00Cheesed!
09:02I'm not able to work with that.
09:05All right.
09:07Where are these special glasses?
09:09Cheesed.
09:10See if there's anything in here.
09:13Oh!
09:16Oh!
09:17That was bad with me.
09:18Sorry.
09:26Oh, for goodness sake, I don't want to open any more.
09:32I was really hoping that was going to be like a sort of Temple of Doom moment where,
09:36you know, just...
09:38Or something.
09:39But it's not done anything there.
09:41No.
09:41Different budgets.
09:43I don't know how to speak...
09:44What's this?
09:45French?
09:46I can't speak French!
09:48Cheese.
09:48There's the cheese...
09:51I'm actually against the clock.
09:52There's a cheese dome and I'm just going to look in there very quick.
10:05Yeah, brilliant.
10:06All right.
10:06Well, that took a minute.
10:07You have to look at the interior of the ceiling.
10:17What's screwed, bro?
10:19You have to look at the interior of the ceiling.
10:22Oh, my God.
10:24So, I did French at uni.
10:25What did you get?
10:262-1.
10:28I'll tell you what you get if you get first.
10:29The vocabulary of socle.
10:32I don't know what that means.
10:38You must look in the inside of a socle.
10:42That is such an incredible shame.
10:44Socle.
10:46I'm about to call Eddie Caddy.
10:48He's Congolese but they speak French.
10:49I might just have to quickly use word reference.
10:52Can you hear me?
10:54Try and translate this for me, please.
10:58Ah, man.
11:01What?
11:01Don't do that.
11:03Bro, I don't know French!
11:05I've consented to the cookies.
11:07You haven't allowed all the cookies.
11:08I'm under a lot of stress.
11:09I've allowed them all.
11:10Oh, my God.
11:11All right.
11:12I've sent it to you, bro.
11:15What's going on?
11:16One second, one second, one second.
11:18Yeah?
11:18Basically, you should look at the inside of the base.
11:20The inside of the base.
11:22Base?
11:24Yeah, pedestal, pedestal.
11:28Imagine.
11:31So insane.
11:33Bang!
11:42You increasingly make really strange noises.
11:45I know.
11:46Have we caught a couple of the noises that came out during that attempt?
11:49I always isolate the noises.
11:50Here they are.
11:51Mm-mm.
11:53Oh.
11:54Par!
12:01But we knew what she meant.
12:03I know what she means.
12:04Do you know what I mean?
12:04Yeah.
12:05I'm going to start using par.
12:07But the point is, they both found the special glasses.
12:10Yes.
12:10They did.
12:11Who should we see next?
12:12Andy and Rosie?
12:13Yes, I think so, Alex.
12:13Great job on all the admin, etc.
12:15Here we go.
12:17It feels like there should be a clue in there somewhere.
12:20No, it's some strange tongue.
12:24At least there's special glasses.
12:29Is this enough?
12:31Oh, that's not very special.
12:32Oh, sorry.
12:33Right.
12:34OK.
12:36So, that feels like it might come off.
12:39Right.
12:41I don't understand.
12:45Special glasses.
12:47Special glasses.
12:48I feel like I'm missing one of your clues again.
12:53Why was that here?
12:56Is there anything behind it?
12:58It's nothing.
12:58That comes off.
13:01And you know I'm strong.
13:04So, if I break this, that's on you.
13:09I'm missing something here, Alex.
13:10Glasses.
13:11OK.
13:11Yeah.
13:12Other than the glasses.
13:14Right.
13:19Carl!
13:25OK.
13:25I mean, that was kind of obvious, wasn't it?
13:27Are you special?
13:28I don't know.
13:28Depends your attitude to Flamingo.
13:30I'll stop the clock.
13:30They're special.
13:31I mean, it was right there.
13:32I could have got that within seconds.
13:35Yeah, baby!
13:40Oh, no!
13:41Oh, no!
13:42Oh, no!
13:44Oh, no!
13:48I just think that two grown adults being told to look for some magic glasses,
13:52and it being both their instincts to go, are these the magic glasses?
13:57Sort of smacks of some sort of unravelling of something.
14:02Andy looked at the optician's board for quite a while, but he was just reading it forwards
14:06over and over again.
14:07Ironically, I'm Jewish and the Hebrew text is written right to left, but I'm equally,
14:12unfortunately, I'm a very, very lapsed Jew.
14:16I didn't seem to read right to left.
14:18How did they do?
14:19Give me some scores.
14:20Both of them were quicker than...
14:22In French.
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14:58Hello!
14:59Welcome back to the show.
15:00It's part two, and our cast have been busy looking for some special glasses.
15:04So busy, Greg.
15:05I mean, so busy.
15:08We've had four successes so far, and the answer is right under their noses.
15:12And talking of noses, finally, here's a man with a really lovely one.
15:16It's Jack Dee.
15:20Is there anything that's not...
15:24I need to look round the house, I think, if it's not these ones.
15:28Unless they've been hidden in here, that would be...
15:31You went...
15:33I didn't mean to do that.
15:35Oh, OK.
15:35But I did do that.
15:36Yeah, yeah.
15:48Um...
15:49I think this is special.
15:53I'm slightly surprised.
15:55Why?
15:55But I don't think I can deny that those are special glasses.
15:57I think...
16:00APPLAUSE
16:01Oh, come on.
16:03It's quite exciting when you put your hand near the special glasses,
16:06and then you just wandered off and came back in with any old glasses.
16:10LAUGHTER
16:10It's just a shame we didn't nail what special glasses were.
16:13It wasn't defined.
16:14What was the task?
16:16Well, it was to put on the special glasses.
16:18And isn't the elephant in the room here that they're goggles?
16:22LAUGHTER
16:23Shall I tell you the times?
16:25Tell me the times.
16:26Well, Bubba was the slowest in 13.20.
16:28Emma, 9.40.
16:29Rosie and Andy, only 30 seconds between them.
16:32Rosie, 5 minutes 24.
16:34Andy, 4 minutes 53.
16:36Oh...
16:36Jack the Quickest, 4 minutes 23.
16:38Well, then, come on.
16:40But he must be punished.
16:41LAUGHTER
16:43He must be punished for not finding the special glasses.
16:46We're giving him a sympathy point.
16:48So the winner is Andy Zaltzman on this occasion.
16:50OK, so it's 1 to Jack, 2 to Bubba, 3 to Emma, 4 to Rosie,
16:535 to Andy Zaltzman!
16:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
16:58In this episode, two leaders at the top.
17:01It's Andy and Rosie on nine points.
17:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
17:09Next?
17:10Well, this one really is a great big barrel of laughs.
17:20LAUGHTER
17:21Oh, Rosie.
17:24Oh, yeah!
17:26WHISTLE BLOWS
17:30WHISTLE BLOWS
17:33LAUGHTER
17:36Hello, Rosie.
17:38Oh, yeah?!
17:39Hello.
17:41Hello. Hello, Emma.
17:43Hi. A couple of questions for you before we start.
17:46OK. How far do you think you've just walked?
17:48That's probably 40 metres. Yeah, 40 yards, 40 metres.
17:5250 yards. A few yards.
17:5625 metres.
18:0143... yards.
18:02Briefly, how are you and yourself? Well, good.
18:05I'm great, bro. Yeah, I have my good days, I have my bad days.
18:09Six? Six? Yeah.
18:12Did you sleep well last night? Um, eight.
18:15Ten hours! No, I have a four-month-old.
18:18I wore socks, middle of the night I had to take them off,
18:21so that disrupted it a tiny bit.
18:23Knowing I was coming to a theme park, I had a precautionary crap.
18:29Did you have any peculiar dreams?
18:31I mean, he's running the 100-metre final on a...
18:34whilst riding a pig, is that peculiar? Can't remember my dreams, man.
18:37I don't dream.
18:39Er, yeah. I think some admin stuff.
18:43LAUGHTER
18:43OK, so shall I open?
18:45Yes, you should now. All right.
18:48Be at the highest number barrel when Alex blows his whistle again.
18:53You're at number one currently.
18:54Number two is to your right.
18:56Oh, right. OK.
18:58You may only move to the next barrel when you have completed the challenge
19:03at the previous barrel.
19:05If you fail a barrel challenge twice in a row,
19:07you must move back to the first barrel.
19:10I'm going to fail this barrel.
19:12If you are at an even number barrel at the end of the barrel task,
19:14you are disqualified. That seems harsh, Alex.
19:17You have as long as it took you to walk to this barrel
19:20and read up to this line.
19:22Three minutes and four seconds.
19:24OK.
19:24I went really quick.
19:26You ran, yes, yes.
19:27You've got two and a half minutes.
19:29You've got four minutes and ten seconds to play with here.
19:31I wish my dream had been longer.
19:32I could have told you more about it.
19:34That's two minutes forty-two you've got.
19:36I didn't know that though.
19:37You guys didn't tell me.
19:38Yo, slow down.
19:39You've got six minutes and eight seconds for this time.
19:42This is where the policy comes in handy.
19:48Yes!
19:50Your time started when you said the word barrel for the ninth time.
19:55We're off.
20:00You've never dreamed?
20:02I never dreamed because I'm already living the dream.
20:12Emma, you dream about admin and you had to take your socks off
20:16in the middle of the night.
20:17Erm, when women...
20:21OK.
20:23Women are much likelier to orgasm if their feet are kept warm.
20:29What?
20:31This is new territory.
20:34I know.
20:34People don't talk to me.
20:35I don't know what the hell's going on.
20:38I don't need to go into it, do I?
20:40So, I'm sorry.
20:40You're serious?
20:41Women are more likely to orgasm if they're wearing socks?
20:44No.
20:45If their feet are cold, they're less likely to orgasm.
20:50And you took them off.
20:52Well...
20:57OK.
20:58Let's see some stuff.
20:59Right, I'm going to double barrel to begin with.
21:02It's Baba and Rosie.
21:04Throw an odd number with this dice.
21:11Come on.
21:16Number five.
21:17Yes!
21:19Answer Alex's question correctly.
21:22True or false, Baba?
21:23True or false?
21:23Humans have the same number of neck bones as giraffes.
21:26False.
21:27False.
21:28It's true.
21:28True or false?
21:30All the electricity powering the internet weighs the same as a school bus.
21:33No.
21:34False.
21:34Correct.
21:35You can move on.
21:36True.
21:37It's false.
21:37Back to the dice, please.
21:38Oh, God!
21:42Three.
21:43You can move on.
21:44Pick any single red playing card.
21:47I'll pick the first one.
21:48OK.
21:49Correct.
21:49Wow!
21:50Come on!
21:50Let's go!
21:51One in every 15 people has a third nipple.
21:54True.
21:54False.
21:55True or false?
21:56Wayne Rooney's middle name is Paul.
21:57False.
21:58False.
21:58It is false.
21:59It's marked.
21:59Yes!
22:01No, it's that one.
22:02OK.
22:05There we go.
22:06Oh, shit!
22:08Predict which hand Alex's whistle is in.
22:11Your right hand.
22:13Give one more go.
22:16Your left hand.
22:17Correct.
22:17Come on, let's go.
22:18Select an even number bingo ball.
22:21OK.
22:22Yeah?
22:23Maybe a bit slower.
22:25Bro, you're wasting my time.
22:27There's one.
22:27What number is it?
22:2855.
22:29Right, try again.
22:3229.
22:33Try back to barrel number one.
22:34Oh, what?
22:35You've got one minute and one second left.
22:37Oh, man.
22:39Five.
22:40Boom.
22:41One.
22:42Let's go.
22:42One in every 15 people has a third nipple.
22:45That's false.
22:45Correct.
22:46Come on.
22:46True or false?
22:47The high five was invented in 1977.
22:50False.
22:51True.
22:51True or false?
22:52True or false?
22:53False.
22:54The dining code for Greece is plus 30 ones Glow at the Dogsters are biologically immortal.
22:59True.
23:00False.
23:01No, it's true.
23:02True.
23:02False.
23:03True or false?
23:04True or false?
23:05True or false?
23:05True or false?
23:05True or false?
23:06True or false?
23:08True or false?
23:08True or false?
23:08True or false?
23:23Whistle in correct
23:27Come out
23:29This thing is ring. That's your time up. You are on barrel number five
23:35You've got a minute and 30 seconds
23:41Okay
23:45You got to barrel number five
23:56It was rigged it was right it was racist
24:07Don't talk yourself down just because you a grown woman think that lobsters can live forever
24:20That's not how it works
24:23They've both got the same score both get the same score five barrels
24:27It seems like a reasonably strong start. Who's next?
24:31Well, she ran to the barrels and spoke very quickly reducing the time she had quite dramatically. So good luck
24:36to Emma City
24:38ah
24:38You've got two and a half minutes
24:41Throw an odd number with this dice. You've done it. I'll tell it's his question correctly. Go on. Hello Emma
24:47True or false humans have the same number of neck bones as giraffes
24:50false
25:19It's true
25:20You're right
25:21Well, I'm not
25:23Well, I'm not
25:24You're right
25:24Hello, Emma. Yes, it is
25:26You're right
25:26So next we eat a number of bingo books
25:50So next we eat a number of bingo books
25:56Hello, Emma
25:57Hello, Emma. Yes, quick
25:57You've got 45 seconds
25:59I don't care
25:59True or false? Wayne Rooney's middle name is Paul
26:02True
26:03No, it's Mark. I can ask you another one
26:05Go
26:05True or false? Yeah
26:07The high five was invented in 1977
26:09False
26:10No, it's true
26:11Back to the dark
26:11That's not true
26:12Go on
26:13Wait
26:15True or false? J was the last letter added to the alphabet
26:17True
26:19It is true
26:20OK
26:21There you go
26:22Right, OK
26:24Er...
26:25Right
26:26No, not right
26:27Where now?
26:28I'll do it again if you want
26:28OK, right
26:29No, it's still not right
26:30No
26:31Where now?
26:32Come on, you've got ten seconds
26:35Go on
26:35True or false? Lobsters are biologically immortal
26:38True
26:39No, it's false
26:40They die
26:40Australia is wider than the moon
26:42You've got two seconds
26:43True, true, true, true
26:44It is true
26:48I'm at three
26:49Just
26:50I am at three, though
26:52OK
26:56Fascinating
26:57Good
26:57Emma was patently shit at that task
26:59But had the demeanour of someone
27:02Who was excellent
27:05True
27:05And was speaking to you as if you were getting in the way of her genius
27:09Come on
27:10Yep, yep
27:11I think I was in a playful mood
27:14Is that playful?
27:17I would have sworn the socks were off up there
27:21That's the end of part two
27:23Time for a break
27:24And a chance to look at that fitness watch that you've been wearing
27:27Let me guess
27:28Time to stand
27:29Put the cheese puffs down
27:31Your children need you
27:33Thank you
27:33Thank you
27:44Welcome back to Taskmaster where our speedy comedians are in a theme park surrounded by barrels
27:49Yes, Greg
27:51Yes, Greg
27:51At last
27:51The fast cast were asked to do a cast task in a vast park
27:55Two manly guys left to go
27:57That's right
27:58It's Jeff Capes and Monty Don
27:59Not really
28:00It's Jack T and Andy V
28:02Throw an odd number with this dice
28:06One
28:07Yeah, welcome to barrel number two
28:09True or false
28:10Humans have the same number of neck bones as giraffes
28:12True
28:13Correct
28:14It could be a stacked deck where they're all
28:16That's black
28:18Okay
28:19That's black again
28:20Back to the beginning now Jack
28:21Okay
28:23Predict which hand my whistle is in
28:25Left
28:25This one
28:26Yep
28:27Correct
28:27Correct
28:28Yes
28:29Yes, we move on
28:3488
28:34We move on
28:39Two
28:40Oh, that's an even number
28:41Oh, it is
28:42Yeah, yeah
28:42Eat a chocolate covered coffee bean
28:49Yeah, that's coffee bean
28:52Yeah
28:53First time I was lucky
28:54Do you promise Jack?
28:57That was a lie
28:58Tops are head as in with the coin
29:00Just please
29:03It's head
29:04Does that count as enough?
29:05Yes
29:06Pull a lemon out from this box
29:08Is there a lemon in the box?
29:09We'll find out
29:13Congratulations you have reached the ninth barrel
29:14You've done very well
29:15Good stuff
29:15Stop the clock
29:19Yeah, that was coffee
29:20That sounded more coffee-y
29:21Yeah
29:21Okay
29:22You've got 20 seconds left
29:23Toss a head
29:26Okay
29:28I mean
29:30You've got two seconds
29:31Congratulations you have reached the ninth barrel
29:33You've done really well
29:34Good stuff
29:39I think Alex is extra sweet with Jack
29:44No, no
29:45I'm thinking
29:45A little bit nervous
29:50I'm not sweet with Jack
29:51Couldn't give a shit
29:53You've changed
29:54You have no
29:55Thereby don't do that
29:56Yes
29:56Then he threw her
29:56Yeah, so both of them did very well
29:59I mean looking at Jack you wouldn't know he'd nailed the task
30:01But congratulations Jack
30:02Why didn't you just kiss him?
30:05LAUGHTER
30:07All five contestants ended on odd-number barrels, so well done.
30:10Tick. Tick. Emma, you came last, though, so one point to you.
30:13Rosie and Bubba both managed to barrel five,
30:15so you come joint third with three points.
30:17Andy and Jack both got to barrel nine, so both get five points each!
30:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
30:23Let's have another one!
30:25OK, this one involves just three simple requests.
30:28MUSIC PLAYS
30:41Yo, yo, yo!
30:47Hello?
30:49You weirdly don't look much different.
30:52What do you mean by that?
30:54Can I pretend that I'm dead?
30:57Of course you can.
31:01There's a task. Oh, yeah.
31:02If it looks like it's floating, that's okay.
31:04It's floating. OK.
31:06Label a part of your body, make a surprising noise...
31:10..and do something interesting with your legs.
31:13You have one minute.
31:15Your time starts now.
31:19I just greased my hands. There we go.
31:21Why did he grease your hands?
31:22Well, because my hands were dry.
31:24My head.
31:25Arm.
31:26My upper nose area.
31:31Gemma.
31:33And put that on the elbow, I think.
31:36What does it say?
31:38I saw the words of truth.
31:40Nexus.
31:42Surprising noise.
31:43Err!
31:45Err!
31:45Err!
31:45Err!
31:46Err!
31:49Err!
31:49Then do something interesting with your legs.
31:51Still got 40 seconds.
31:54So they're sort of perpendicular and crossed.
31:57OK.
31:57Yeah.
32:00Just doing something with my legs.
32:02Isn't that lovely?
32:02Yeah.
32:05Right.
32:10Right.
32:15That's your time up, Rosie.
32:17Yeah.
32:18Still got ten seconds.
32:19Oh, shake at the end of it.
32:20Hang on.
32:23Really quite low.
32:24Mm.
32:25Oof.
32:27WHISTLE BLOWS
32:27OK.
32:29So how does that work, then?
32:30Is that a sort of subjective judgment?
32:32Points-wise?
32:33Yeah.
32:34Well, it depends on what you do now.
32:37Oh.
32:38Do these three things again.
32:40And again.
32:41In that same order.
32:44Oh, blood, man.
32:45What the hell?
32:46Most sequences completed within ten minutes.
32:49Ten minutes?
32:50Mm.
32:50Wins.
32:51Oh, my word.
32:53Well, I think we're probably both regretting what's just happened.
32:56Yep.
32:58APPLAUSE
33:03We tricked them into doing something that will be difficult to replicate over and over again,
33:08particularly when it involves the nexus of truth.
33:12LAUGHTER
33:12The nexus of truth.
33:14Yeah.
33:15It is now in urbandictionary.com.
33:17We've added it.
33:18Yes.
33:19It wasn't there before.
33:20It's nice to leave a legacy for future generations.
33:22That's lovely.
33:22OK, well, with a woof-meow and an oof, it's Andy and Rosie.
33:27Here we go.
33:27What is it, upper nose area?
33:29It's quite a long phrase, isn't it?
33:30I wish I'd chosen a shorter phrase.
33:33But, you know, a nickname's a nickname.
33:35All right.
33:37Uh...
33:37Woof-meow!
33:38Oooh!
33:39Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
33:41Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
33:45Lovely.
33:46Yeah!
33:46Right, come on, up you get. Up you get. Up you get.
33:48I haven't got to...
33:48Ha-ha!
33:49Sorry, Matt.
33:51This...
33:51This is not the way we wanted our careers to go.
33:55Oh, sorry, sorry.
33:58Again.
33:59Quick.
34:00Please.
34:05I'll assume the position.
34:09Yes!
34:12Whoo!
34:13Ow!
34:18Not everywhere.
34:20Hi, Rosie.
34:22Oh, petting nose.
34:24Ow!
34:26I'll slide it down.
34:27Fuck!
34:33That's on.
34:34Ow!
34:36No, you're getting it all wrong.
34:39Ready for the noise.
34:45Yeah.
34:46I bet it's on, like, a hundred.
34:50Yeah, if we round it up.
34:51Whoa!
34:54Ow!
34:54Eighteen seconds.
34:55Eighteen.
34:56One more.
35:25Questions?
35:31One more.
35:47And two more.
35:48Done.
35:49Here we go.
35:49Here we go!
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