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My Fake Office Fiance 2026 Full EP - Short Drama 2026 🖤💥
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03:09Un little snag.
03:11So for you to be our CEO,
03:13you're gonna have to be married.
03:15Huh?
03:16That cold-hearted bitch.
03:18No promotion, huh?
03:20That's it, I'm gonna quit.
03:21I'm gonna go in there and tell it right to a sadistic fucking face.
03:27I'm sorry, you're saying my options are
03:31I get married in a week
03:33or I forfeit the CEO position?
03:36Where is this coming from?
03:37The shareholders.
03:41You know my son, Devin.
03:43He's our newest board member as of this morning.
03:47We know it sounds a little backward.
03:49Shareholders expect traditional family values.
03:53As a single woman, you're just too intimidating for these guys.
03:58Jenna, we need to talk.
04:01All right?
04:03I can't hold it any longer.
04:04Me neither.
04:05Surprise!
04:07We're engaged.
04:08We're engaged.
04:21Woo!
04:21Oh.
04:25Yep.
04:26Engaged.
04:27Sí, sí, sí, Bryan.
04:31¿Seriously?
04:32It's been three years.
04:34Arnum, Bryan Arnum,
04:35my assistant and the
04:37love of my life.
04:40Oh, right.
04:41Is this true?
04:44Of course it is.
04:47Jenna King is my
04:48kind, sweet,
04:51loving
04:52fiancé.
05:00What did you say to her?
05:02It's all settled then.
05:04We'll get the paperwork
05:05made up immediately.
05:07Next week after the wedding,
05:08we'll make it official.
05:10Of course.
05:12Engaged means
05:13we'll be getting married
05:14next week.
05:16It's different when you say
05:17it like that.
05:19Congratulations.
05:21Congratulations.
05:22See you at the wedding.
05:26You're going down, King.
05:27Not if things went
05:28the way they did last night.
05:39What the fuck?
05:41I know.
05:42What the fuck?
05:44I know.
05:45Look, they weren't going to
05:46give me the position
05:47unless I said that
05:48I was married.
05:50I panicked.
05:51Oh.
05:52Well, you can keep panicking
05:53because we are not
05:54getting married.
05:55I came in here to tell you
05:56that I quit.
05:57What?
05:58And that you're a selfish asshole.
06:04Okay, that sounded a lot
06:05more harsh out loud.
06:06What are you going to do
06:07about it, huh?
06:09Fire me?
06:10You are selfish, Jenna.
06:12Yeah, but so are you, Brian.
06:14Oh?
06:15What do you want?
06:17I want a raise.
06:20Fine.
06:20No, no, no, I want
06:21a promotion, then the raise.
06:23This is not a fucking
06:24magic lamp, Brian.
06:25Oh, well then I'll just
06:25tell them you lied.
06:26Oh, Devin!
06:27No, no, no, no, no, no.
06:28Okay, fine, fine.
06:28You can have a raise.
06:31And promotion?
06:31And your promotion.
06:33Yeah.
06:35I didn't know you were
06:36so annoying.
06:38Oh, well.
06:39I certainly knew you were.
06:42You're engaged?
06:43Huh?
06:44How could you?
06:59It's not like you would
07:00tell your ex-girlfriend
07:01that you're even
07:02seeing someone?
07:03What?
07:04Betrayal!
07:05Tasha, come on.
07:07We went out for
07:07one drink.
07:09And then we slept
07:11together for months.
07:13Don't.
07:18As an inter-office
07:19relationship, you both
07:20are subjected for an
07:22HR interview.
07:23Answers to this
07:24interview are considered
07:25on the record and
07:26result in considerable
07:27fines if found to
07:29falsely represent
07:30the relationship.
07:31Okay, that doesn't
07:32sound legal.
07:33I don't make the
07:34rules, Mr. Arnham.
07:35But I do.
07:38Isn't that funny?
07:41As you know, it's a
07:43very powerful
07:43company, which means
07:44that if we ever
07:46find out that this
07:47engagement of yours
07:48is a sham, not only
07:50will you lose the
07:51CEO position, but we
07:52will ruin you.
07:55Legal or not.
07:59Question number one.
08:01When was the first
08:02time you two were
08:03intimate?
08:07Oh, you owe me
08:08big time.
08:11It was, uh, after the
08:13Poulsen style party.
08:15Yeah.
08:16Miss King, uh, Jenna
08:18invited me as her plus
08:19one.
08:22Clark?
08:23Honey?
08:24You said you would do
08:25I don't want to.
08:26Hey, stop.
08:37And, uh, we shared a
08:39very, very special night.
08:42What?
08:44Just stop.
08:46No, I'm not.
08:48Come on.
08:49I'm not.
08:50Okay.
08:51Come on, show me.
08:52What do you got?
08:52Best move.
08:53Step touch.
08:55Okay.
08:59Come.
09:00Um, a little bit.
09:09Can I kiss you?
09:11Such a gentleman.
09:14Time to go.
09:22Thanks, bud.
09:24Let's go.
09:25Let's go.
09:29Yep.
09:30That was the first time
09:31we were intimate.
09:33Charmy.
09:34Moving on.
09:36What is Jenna's
09:37favorite underwear?
09:39This is ridiculous.
09:40Standard procedure.
09:42Yeah.
09:42But if you don't want
09:44to go through it,
09:44I'm more than happy
09:45to tell the board
09:46that you were
09:46receiving the offer
09:48of CEO.
09:50Black lace.
09:52From Agent Lace.
09:54Collabed with Lovely Design.
09:55Is it also standard
09:56procedure to, uh,
09:57have her strip right here
09:58to prove it?
10:00This is so funny.
10:01He's so funny.
10:04Favorite movie?
10:05Speed 2.
10:07Favorite flower?
10:08Peonies, especially
10:09when they're not
10:10in season.
10:15Well, you two seem
10:16to know a lot
10:16about each other, right?
10:18But Brian, did you
10:20happen to know
10:21that your fiancee here
10:23was cheating on you
10:24last night?
10:25with me.
10:30Yeah, well, we, uh,
10:33had a sort of
10:34last hurrah moment.
10:36And, uh, honestly,
10:38I'm just surprised
10:38that she spent
10:39her last hurrah
10:40slumming it with you.
10:44You two better
10:45watch her back
10:45because I'm coming
10:46for you.
10:47And I'll expose you.
10:49And then I'll ruin
10:51you both.
10:53Good luck.
10:56Tasha.
11:04That was brutal.
11:06I can't believe
11:07you slept with that guy.
11:09You're one to talk.
11:10Touché.
11:12He's right, though.
11:16If we're going to do
11:17this, we need to
11:17really commit.
11:20You need to move in
11:21tonight.
11:24Here.
11:25Take my card.
11:26I'll cover any
11:27moving expenses.
11:29Look, this isn't
11:30ideal for me, either.
11:32Believe me.
11:33But we need to make
11:34it at least look like
11:35we're on a united front.
11:41By the way,
11:41how did you do that?
11:42And all the answers
11:43to the questions?
11:44It's like you were
11:45living in my brain.
11:47Jenna,
11:48it's literally my job
11:49to know and anticipate
11:51everything about you.
11:52Well, it's creepy.
11:54Hey, just be glad
11:55they didn't ask
11:55anything about me.
11:57What is that
11:58supposed to mean?
11:59You know
12:00absolutely nothing
12:01about me.
12:02That is incredibly
12:03untrue.
12:04Where am I from?
12:05A farm?
12:07Mm-hmm.
12:09Ville?
12:10Nice.
12:11How old am I?
12:13Hopefully over 18,
12:14am I right?
12:16I'm turning 30
12:17on Sunday.
12:17Really?
12:1830?
12:18And you're still
12:19an assistant?
12:22My bad.
12:23Uh,
12:23I will take you out
12:25for a nice dinner.
12:28Sunday is the day
12:29that we're getting married.
12:30Right.
12:32Ranger?
12:36This is serious,
12:37Jenna.
12:39All right,
12:40it's probably fun
12:41for you fucking
12:41around with finance bros,
12:43but this could ruin us.
12:46And you might be fine,
12:47but I could lose everything.
12:49I'm out on a limb
12:50for you.
12:51I know.
12:52I know I'm asking
12:53a lot of you,
12:54but I swear
12:55I will make it up to you.
12:57Starting today.
13:02Okay.
13:03Okay.
13:03Okay.
13:10That's right,
13:12mother.
13:12Fuck!
13:17No fucking way.
13:20Welcome home,
13:21sweetheart.
13:22What did you do?
13:23You told me I needed
13:24to move in,
13:25so I moved in.
13:26It's like a fucking
13:27manosphere threw up
13:29on my house.
13:31Our house.
13:33You know,
13:33I'm starting to agree
13:34with Devin.
13:35This place could use
13:36a bit more of a
13:36masculine touch,
13:38bro.
13:39Mm-mm.
13:40Oh,
13:40and here,
13:41these receipts
13:42are for you.
13:43Get your feet
13:44off the designer chair.
13:46Were you raised
13:47in a barn?
13:48No.
13:49The farmhouse
13:49next to the barn.
13:57Two.
13:59Ah!
14:00God,
14:01I love that.
14:06Is this a fucking
14:07waterbed?
14:07You know,
14:08my landlord
14:08would never let me
14:09have it.
14:09Where is the
14:10$3,000 California
14:11King I had
14:12custom made?
14:13Hmm?
14:14Oh,
14:14right.
14:15Um,
14:15in the alley,
14:16being used by a
14:17wino as a toilet.
14:18Hey.
14:20Don't worry
14:20about it.
14:22Ah.
14:23Oh,
14:24come on.
14:24Now we can sleep
14:25all close and
14:25snuggly.
14:26Very cute.
14:27Now I can see
14:28that you're pleased
14:28with yourself,
14:29torturing me.
14:30Oh,
14:31I thought you'd
14:31like it.
14:31I don't let
14:32anyone sleep
14:33with me.
14:34Not even
14:34hookups.
14:35Hmm.
14:36This is supposed
14:37to be my space
14:38away from people.
14:40My sanctuary.
14:42Our sanctuary.
14:43Finish that
14:44word.
14:45I will smother
14:46you with a pillow.
14:52If this is
14:53going to work,
14:54there are going
14:55to be certain
14:56rules that we
14:57both need to
14:57agree to.
14:58A contract.
14:59Hmm.
15:00Got it?
15:01I'm keeping
15:02the bed.
15:03Keep the bed.
15:04I will sleep
15:05in the guest room.
15:09What does our
15:10engagement contract
15:11say about
15:12consummating the
15:12marriage?
15:13Don't.
15:14Take that as a
15:14note.
15:16Okay.
15:17Engagement contract.
15:18Here are the
15:19terms.
15:22Sleeping quarters
15:22will be separate.
15:25Next, add
15:27physical affection
15:28only when required.
15:30Like in public.
15:32Nothing gratuitous.
15:34Gratuitous?
15:40You mean
15:44like this.
15:50Yeah, I'll try
15:52to control
15:52myself.
15:58Good.
16:00Nothing gratuitous.
16:02No dating or
16:03hooking up until
16:04the CEO paperwork
16:04is signed.
16:05And my promotion
16:07paperwork.
16:08Whatever.
16:09And
16:10full and total
16:11verbal commitment
16:12to each other.
16:12Blah, blah, blah.
16:13I get to pick the
16:14wedding DJ.
16:14No, no DJ.
16:16This is going to be
16:17a good old-fashioned
16:18courthouse shotgun
16:19wedding.
16:20Except I am not
16:20pregnant.
16:21Just when I thought
16:22you couldn't get
16:22any less fun.
16:23Where do I sign?
16:26We, Jenna King
16:27and Brian Arnhem,
16:28enter into this
16:29agreement of
16:30engagement willingly
16:31and of our own
16:31volition.
16:32What?
16:33Were you like
16:33a lawyer or
16:34something?
16:35Used to be.
16:39What?
16:39I practiced before
16:40I joined Purple
16:41Rabbit.
16:42Now.
16:44Sign there.
16:53Great.
17:07Hey, Jenna, it's
17:08sorry.
17:09These are my parents.
17:11Mary and Cody.
17:12Your parents.
17:14Your parents?
17:16And you must be
17:17Jenna.
17:17It's so nice to
17:19meet you.
17:20Appreciate y'all
17:21having us.
17:22Right.
17:23Mom, Dad, what
17:25are y'all doing
17:26here?
17:27You said you
17:27couldn't make it
17:28home for your
17:28big birthday weekend
17:29because of work,
17:30so surprise, we
17:32came to you.
17:33We went by your
17:34old place, but your
17:35roomie said you
17:36were here.
17:36And that you
17:37were getting
17:38married.
17:39Right, yeah, we
17:40almost forgot.
17:42We're engaged.
17:43You want to hear
17:44all about the
17:45engagement after we
17:47unpack.
17:47After you what?
17:49Right.
17:51Lovely.
17:51Are you guys
17:53sure you
17:53wouldn't be
17:53more comfortable
17:54in, like, a
17:55hotel or
17:56something?
17:57Jenna, they'll
17:58stay in the
17:59guest room.
18:00Family stays
18:00with family.
18:01And hey, you're
18:03family now,
18:03Jema.
18:04Jenna.
18:05Plus, we want
18:06to get to know
18:06the gal that
18:07stole Bright's
18:08heart so
18:08suddenly.
18:09Right.
18:09So, how long
18:11are you guys
18:11staying?
18:12We just wanted
18:13to stay for the
18:13big birthday
18:14weekend.
18:15But now that
18:16you two are
18:17engaged, we've
18:18got weeks of
18:18planning to do.
18:22Weeks.
18:24Weeks.
18:25Weeks.
18:26Really?
18:27We will be
18:28married and
18:28divorced by then.
18:29Why didn't you
18:31tell them that
18:31we're getting
18:31married next week?
18:32Come on.
18:33A courthouse
18:34wedding would
18:34devastate my
18:35mother.
18:35She's so excited
18:36about this.
18:36Just play along
18:38for a few days
18:38until I find a
18:39time to tell
18:40her.
18:40Fine.
18:42But remember
18:42when I said I
18:43don't like people
18:43invading my
18:44privacy?
18:44Well, yeah,
18:45I was going to
18:45ask you about
18:46that.
18:46Are you just
18:46afraid of people
18:47knowing the real
18:47you, or is it
18:48more of a
18:48preservation thing?
18:49Stop guessing
18:50about my
18:50neuroses.
18:53I wouldn't
18:54have to guess
18:54if you'd
18:56just trust me.
18:59I do
19:00trust you.
19:02Obviously.
19:03No.
19:04You trust me
19:05with your
19:05schedule and
19:06your dry
19:06cleaning.
19:07Alright?
19:08I know
19:09almost everything
19:10about you.
19:11You know
19:12nothing about
19:13me.
19:16Am I
19:17wrong?
19:20I'll sleep
19:20on the floor.
19:21Uh-uh.
19:23I am
19:24just as
19:24stubborn as
19:25you.
19:25And twice
19:26the gentleman.
19:27You're
19:28on the
19:28bed.
19:44Hello?
19:45Hello?
19:45I can't
19:56wait.
19:57for my
19:58apple
19:58and
19:58toss
19:59up
19:59my
20:00face
20:00me.
20:01Hey!
20:06Joining me?
20:12You know,
20:12for somebody who
20:13loves their
20:14privacy, you
20:14sure hate
20:15knocking.
20:16Could you
20:17just put some
20:17clothes on,
20:18please?
20:19This is
20:19incredibly
20:20inappropriate.
20:21What did you
20:22say, boss?
20:23Ah, yes.
20:24Speaking of,
20:24do your parents
20:25know who I am?
20:26What do you
20:27mean?
20:28Do they know
20:28I'm your boss?
20:29Probably not.
20:31You know,
20:31usually I just
20:32refer to you
20:32by one of my
20:33pet names.
20:35What pet
20:36names?
20:38Satan.
20:39Satan's
20:39mistress,
20:40devil incarnate,
20:41the dark
20:42princess of the
20:43underworld.
20:44Mainly
20:44just variations
20:45on the same
20:45theme.
20:46Unbelievable.
20:49Truly.
20:52I don't
20:53think this
20:54will fit.
20:55I don't
20:56think it's
20:56a good idea
20:56for me to
20:57play hokey
20:57from work
20:57right now.
20:58You know,
20:58important business
20:59things and
20:59assistant.
21:00You could be
21:00sick one day.
21:01That witch
21:02doesn't deserve
21:03you.
21:03Right,
21:04Jenna?
21:06I'm sure
21:06that witch
21:07could do a
21:08day without
21:08you.
21:09Gucci.
21:11It's not like
21:11she has anything
21:13hugely important
21:13going on.
21:15Okay,
21:16we'll have
21:16fun.
21:17Aren't you
21:17coming?
21:18Didn't you
21:18say you were
21:19between jobs?
21:20I did
21:21say that.
21:22Mm-hmm.
21:23Good.
21:24So what do
21:25you have in
21:25mind?
21:27There's a
21:27lookout at
21:28the top of
21:28the mountain.
21:29Come on,
21:30slowpokes.
21:31Sightseeing is
21:32very different
21:33than hiking,
21:34Brian.
21:35Oh, God.
21:36Oh.
21:38I...
21:40Oh, God.
21:45I just...
21:46I didn't
21:47need to say...
21:48I didn't
21:56I didn't
21:58So,
21:59more of an
21:59inside girlie.
22:00Noted.
22:01I run
22:02every morning.
22:03Right.
22:05Cut like a
22:06treadmill,
22:07like a civilized
22:08person.
22:10Oh,
22:11this is my
22:12nightmare.
22:14What?
22:15Well,
22:16all of this.
22:17Strangers
22:17in my home.
22:19Hugging me.
22:20A wedding.
22:21A wedding.
22:23Oh, my God.
22:23The thought
22:24of a poofy
22:25white dress
22:27literally
22:28makes me want
22:29to puke.
22:32Well,
22:33if it's any
22:34consolation,
22:34I really do
22:35appreciate you
22:35being here.
22:36you know,
22:37it means so
22:38much to my
22:38parents to be
22:39here with me
22:39and they
22:40are psyched
22:41about you.
22:43Family is
22:43everything.
22:45Family is
22:46overrated.
22:47Oh,
22:47speaking of,
22:48I did invite
22:48your parents
22:49to the wedding.
22:51What?
22:53Just kidding.
22:55Sort of.
22:57I know
22:57family is
22:58not really
22:58your thing,
22:59but I did
22:59make a few
22:59fake invitations
23:00and left
23:01them on my
23:01desk.
23:02And just
23:02to really
23:03sell it,
23:04I just
23:05went to
23:05Mr.
23:05and Mrs.
23:06King.
23:08Is this
23:09fun for you?
23:10Terrorizing me?
23:11Oh,
23:12immensely.
23:13What do you
23:13do for fun?
23:14Besides
23:15feast on the
23:15unborn?
23:16Close the
23:17red floor
23:18stories deal.
23:19Review
23:20development
23:20slates,
23:21sign
23:21paychecks,
23:22manage
23:22schedules,
23:23order coffee.
23:24Work,
23:25work,
23:25work.
23:25You know,
23:26there is
23:27such a thing
23:27as work-life
23:27balance,
23:28right?
23:29That is
23:29the funniest
23:30thing I've
23:30ever heard.
23:31Do you
23:32think I
23:32like being
23:32this way?
23:34I have
23:34been there
23:35since I
23:35graduated,
23:36and I
23:36still have
23:37to work
23:37twice as
23:37hard for
23:38them to
23:38take me
23:38seriously.
23:41You're
23:41right.
23:42What?
23:43It must
23:44suck.
23:46You are
23:47the most
23:47talented
23:48producer
23:48they have,
23:49by far.
23:50And it
23:50must suck
23:51to have
23:51to prove
23:51yourself
23:52time and
23:52time again.
23:53Oh,
23:54God,
23:54especially
23:54when idiots
23:55like
23:55Devin
23:56just
23:56prance
23:57on in
23:57because
23:58they
23:58have
23:58a
23:58dick.
24:00Granted,
24:01I assume
24:01it's a
24:01pretty small,
24:02oddly shaped
24:03dick.
24:04Yeah.
24:05But you
24:06do deserve
24:06better.
24:10thank you.
24:14Thank you.
24:15now
24:15until the
24:16top.
24:17Buttercup,
24:18buttercup.
24:25Ma,
24:26here,
24:27I know
24:27how much
24:27you love
24:27your
24:28chocolate
24:28chips.
24:28Oh,
24:29thank you,
24:29dear.
24:30I sure
24:31do love
24:32my
24:32chocolate
24:32chip
24:32cookies.
24:34Jenna,
24:35that salad
24:36looks delicious.
24:37Oh,
24:37yeah,
24:38it's a
24:39chopped
24:39salad.
24:40Are you
24:41kidding me?
24:41That's not
24:42just any
24:42chopped
24:43salad,
24:43that's
24:43the
24:43chopped
24:44salad.
24:44Extra
24:44chopped,
24:45no basil,
24:45no spices,
24:46just the
24:47way she
24:47likes it.
24:47Wow,
24:48you're
24:48going to
24:48make a
24:49great
24:49husband,
24:50Bri.
24:53Right,
24:54yes,
24:55thank you,
24:56babe.
24:57Right.
25:03Oh,
25:04you don't
25:04have to
25:04be shy
25:05in front
25:05of us
25:05kids.
25:06You know,
25:06when your
25:06father proposed,
25:07he couldn't
25:08keep his
25:08hands off
25:09me.
25:09Still
25:09can't
25:10keep
25:11Stop it!
25:12No,
25:12please stop.
25:13You won't
25:14porn dog.
25:14Please don't.
25:15Yeah,
25:16it's right.
25:18Hey,
25:19you know,
25:20the old
25:20ball and
25:21chain.
25:23I am
25:23not old.
25:25Oh,
25:26well,
25:26you certainly
25:26act a lot
25:27older than
25:27you are,
25:28then.
25:30Yeah?
25:31Yeah.
25:31At least I
25:32don't act
25:32like a
25:32frat boy.
25:33Right.
25:34Right.
25:35Right.
25:35Right.
25:43Oh,
25:44my.
26:02Anybody want
26:03to drink?
26:03I know
26:04I do.
26:08Right.
26:11pull yourself
26:12together,
26:13man.
26:13It's a
26:13contract.
26:14Strictly
26:15professional.
26:16Right.
26:18Hi.
26:19Do you have
26:20anything
26:21stronger
26:21than coffee?
26:24So,
26:25Jenna,
26:25tell us what
26:26you have
26:26planned.
26:28For what?
26:29Oh,
26:30boobies,
26:31probably.
26:33No,
26:34silly.
26:34The wedding.
26:35You are
26:36a hoot.
26:38Uh,
26:39yeah,
26:39probably just
26:40something simple
26:41like a
26:41courthouse.
26:44Probably
26:44next week.
26:45Oh,
26:45a good old
26:46fashion shotgun
26:47courthouse wedding.
26:49Exactly.
26:50Except I'm
26:51not pregnant.
26:52No.
26:54No,
26:54you can't be
26:55getting married
26:55in some
26:56dusty old
26:56courthouse.
26:57Sweetie,
26:58last minute
26:59we can work
27:00with,
27:00but this is
27:00going to be
27:01your wedding
27:01day.
27:02It's fine.
27:03Don't worry,
27:03Jenna Bean.
27:04I will help
27:04you every step
27:05of the way.
27:07We'll start
27:07today.
27:09Ah,
27:10I'm actually,
27:10oh.
27:12What did I miss?
27:13We are going
27:14wedding dress
27:15shopping.
27:16Oh,
27:19she loves
27:20dresses,
27:20especially
27:21wedding dresses.
27:21There's bourbon
27:22in here.
27:22Drink.
27:28Isn't
27:29everything
27:29just so
27:30beautiful?
27:32Don't you
27:32just love,
27:33love?
27:34Uh-huh.
27:37Is
27:38something
27:39the matter?
27:42Maybe
27:43this is
27:43also
27:43complicated.
27:45Oh,
27:46sweetheart.
27:47I'm not
27:47going to
27:48lie to you.
27:48Marriage
27:49is complicated.
27:50If you
27:51follow your
27:52heart,
27:52you always
27:53end up
27:53in the
27:53right place.
27:54And I
27:55could see
27:55how good
27:56and big
27:57your heart
27:57is,
27:58Jenna.
27:58I don't
27:59know about
27:59that.
28:00It is.
28:01You gotta
28:01believe it.
28:06Showtime!
28:07Thank you.
28:10Thank you.
28:27within you.
28:39Take
28:40some time!
28:41There.
28:42there.
28:44Oh,
28:51there.
28:54There.
29:02I think you found the one
29:11Jenna, you feeling okay?
29:13You're looking a little pale
29:15Yeah, yeah, it's probably just a hike
29:17And champagne
29:18And dancing
29:21Oh, hi
29:25I think I'm going to faint
29:27Jenna
29:27Oh
29:29You okay?
29:34Yeah, yeah, I'm good, I'm good
29:36You look beautiful
29:40Oh no
29:46She'll be fine
29:48Take her home
29:50Here, come on
29:52I'm going to get you some rest
29:57You know, you weren't kidding
29:59When you said wedding dresses really disagreed with you
30:01Not the time, Bri
30:02I don't even know what happened
30:05Oh, I talked to the doctor
30:07He said you just had too much fun
30:09A little bit of rest and you'll be right back on your feet
30:14Look on, look on
30:15Here
30:20You can have my special blanket
30:23Yeah, there you go
30:26Some water over here if you need it too
30:28Your mom's really sweet, by the way
30:31Your whole family is
30:33We'll see where you get it
30:35Was that a compliment?
30:38Maybe we should take you to the ER
30:40Stop, don't make me laugh at my weakened state
30:44Sorry, sorry
30:48I don't think anyone's ever actually taken care of me before
30:51Really?
30:52But you make it so easy
30:58My parents never really cared about me like that
31:01It's like their careers and lives were so much more important than me
31:04Growing up, I was a parent
31:08And I think I just started
31:11Seeing and believing, really, that
31:14Showing vulnerability was a weakness
31:17Yeah
31:17Well, that sounds pretty hard
31:19Made me a good producer
31:21But a bad partner, I think
31:23You're not a bad anything, Jenna
31:26Hey, we're all humans
31:28Just
31:30Trying our best
31:33Except Devin
31:34Oh, yeah
31:35Except Devin
31:36Fuck that guy
31:36Fuck that guy
31:39Okay
31:43Fuck Devin
31:44Yeah, fuck Devin
32:13Fuck that guy
32:22Hola
32:23Good morning
32:26I'm really glad you didn't turn into a pumpkin last night
32:30Or whatever they have in hell
32:31Right
32:33Because I'm the devil
32:42Thank you
32:45It was really sweet of you to take care of me
32:48What?
32:50Are you still sick?
32:53Do you have a fever or something?
32:55I
32:57It feels really nice
33:09Are you feeling good?
33:19I gotta go
33:27Gotta go to work
33:28Bye
33:34Oh my god
33:36I love Brian
33:45Wow
33:49I really have no friends to talk to
33:51Maybe Brian was right about this whole work-life balance
33:56Oh shit, my meeting
33:58Okay, that is a problem for future Jenna
34:00Just get it together, babe
34:02And stop talking to yourself
34:04Starting now
34:08Okay
34:11So, with the new script changes
34:12I wish Brian was here
34:17Schedule changes
34:18I can't believe she slept with my husband
34:20Did I just say husband?
34:23You seem a little distracted, Jenna
34:26No
34:26Not a good look for the next CEO
34:29No, no, everything is good
34:31Everything is great
34:32Let's just pick this up after the wedding
34:34You seem to have a lot on your mind right now
34:40Yeah
34:42Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock
34:46It all falls down
34:48It's two different nursery rhymes, you moron
34:52Did you just call me a moron?
35:01I'm just gonna
35:03Tell him that I have real feelings
35:04And
35:05Be able to think straight
35:09Jenna
35:10Jenna, I met your new neighbor
35:18Clark?
35:21Long time no see, Jenna
35:23Oh, you two know each other
35:26I'll start dinner
35:27I'll start dinner so you can catch up
35:28Brian will be home soon
35:30Who?
35:31Uh, Brian, he's
35:34He'll be home soon
35:35Okay
35:37So what are you doing here?
35:39Funny enough, just moved in
35:40Down the street
35:42Why?
35:43You hate this neighborhood
35:44Things change
35:47People change
35:48Look, I'm not the man who I once was
35:50Okay?
35:51I'm not the one who let you get away
35:58What we had
35:59That was special
36:01You can't deny that
36:02I
36:02I don't know what to say
36:04Say it's not too late
36:06Is it?
36:09Right
36:14I'm engaged
36:15Didn't answer my question
36:16You
36:16Left me
36:18You broke my heart
36:19You don't know how sorry I am, truly
36:21I wasn't ready then
36:23But I am now, okay?
36:25I'll prove it to you
36:27I don't have time for this
36:29Do you love him?
36:30If you do, just tell me
36:32I'll leave you alone for good
36:35Oh, you've got to be kidding me
36:39Clark, would you like to join us for dinner?
36:43Um, no, no, no
36:44Sure
36:46Hey
36:50Come on
36:51Dad, if you don't mind
36:53Oh
36:53Sure
36:57Here you go, pal
36:59Thanks for coming
37:00Yeah
37:00Appreciate it
37:01Look at this
37:03Alright, let's
37:04Sip and squeeze
37:05Ooh
37:06Nice
37:07Comfy
37:08Yeah, that's about right
37:12Craig, could you pass the wine?
37:18Brian, could you pass the wine?
37:27I can do it myself
37:31Clark said you two go way back
37:33Yeah, I knew Jen before all sass, no frass
37:38I rather like strong, independent Jenna
37:42Sass and all
37:43Well, any Jenna's better than no Jenna, right?
37:49Uh, Jenna, uh, any wedding progress today?
37:54Oh, no, we're still planning
37:57I thought you hated planning weddings
37:59People change, right?
38:25I know you and Clark dated
38:29But
38:31Were you ever in love with him?
38:35We were engaged
38:47Glad to see you're still running
38:49Mind if I join?
38:56May I?
39:03There
39:09Alright, come on
39:11Come here
39:24Well, hey, it was great, uh, catching up, Jen
39:30What's up, Brian?
39:33What's up?
39:39Do you make breakfast?
39:42I did
39:45That plate's for you
39:47Although, I see you are gay
39:48Got a little something left
39:51He is harmless, Brian
39:53Really
39:55Right
39:55We're gonna be late to meet my parents
39:59You should put a shirt on
40:10Oh my god
40:11It's so good
40:12You like this?
40:13It's delicious
40:13And
40:15Very good
40:20Here
40:20Here
40:21Broad guy
40:22Keep Jim some of this
40:25Here you go, sweetie
40:30If it isn't the happiest couple ever
40:36That's a spirit
40:38Oh
40:39Oh, airplane
40:40Thank you
40:41Hey
40:42Oh
40:43Dad
40:44These are the board members of my company
40:46The big day is almost here
40:47Are you getting excited?
40:49Over the moon
40:49I just have to figure out how to smuggle a wedding cake into a courthouse
40:54No, you can't get married at the courthouse
40:57Devin
40:58Call the staff
40:59Tell them to prepare the house for a wedding this Sunday
41:02No
41:04Can we at least offer you some cake?
41:07Well, um
41:08Oh, no, no
41:08He's probably really busy
41:10He's having lots of meetings going on
41:12Usually
41:13Very
41:15I need you to meet me at the cafe right now
41:20How are you guys doing?
41:21Oh my god
41:22Come right on in
41:24Really good
41:24You know what?
41:25I just realized we haven't heard the proposal story yet
41:28It must be amazing, huh?
41:29So good
41:30Please, tell us about it
41:32It was actually a really funny story
41:35Really?
41:36Um
41:37Clark
41:41Clark
41:42Clark?
41:45I thought your name was Brian
41:50Why don't you join us?
41:52We're just hearing about the proposal story
41:54What?
41:55If I do
41:55Go on, Jenna
42:01It was our anniversary
42:03And, um
42:07He wrote me a poem
42:10It was so sweet
42:12And masculine
42:14And hot
42:16And then he took me to a poetry reading
42:20I didn't know you liked poetry, son
42:22I don't
42:23But apparently Jenna does
42:25You know
42:26Ode to a fancy urn is my favorite
42:29Go on, babe
42:30Why don't you
42:31Tell the rest
42:32Fine
42:33I will
42:35And then he cried
42:37And he cried
42:38And he cried
42:39And then he got down on one knee
42:40And he proposed
42:41Yeah, well that's not exactly how I remember it
42:43Fine
42:43Then you tell them
42:49Pre-wedding jitters
42:53What the hell are you doing?
42:54Besides single-handedly keeping up this narrative?
42:56No, I mean turning into an unrecognizable puddle
42:59The moment Clark walks into the room
43:00What are you talking about?
43:01Oh, you know exactly what I'm talking about
43:03Are you jealous?
43:05No
43:05This is a contract marriage
43:06Okay, so then what is it?
43:08You're putting us both in jeopardy
43:09Alright, do I need to remind you
43:10That I have real stakes in this?
43:12It's my family
43:12I'm lying to them
43:13Okay, well I'm sorry if I don't know what you're into
43:15Maybe you like poetry
43:16I don't know
43:17Anything
43:18About me
43:20That is not fair
43:21It is not my job
43:23To know things about you
43:24You're right
43:26But you never tried to either
43:41Came to check on you
43:42I'm fine
43:43Didn't sleep
43:44I know you, Jack
43:46You're not okay
43:48It's just this whole wedding thing
43:51And Brian
43:52Drives me nuts
43:54He does seem a little, uh
43:55High-strung
43:57Yeah, yes
43:58He's always, like, doing things for me
44:00And not, like
44:00Not, like, in a patronizing way
44:02And, like, supportive way
44:04And he's ambitious and smart
44:07Which is annoying
44:10And he listens to me
44:11Which is so weird
44:14Jack
44:14I can't stop thinking about you
44:18Can I kiss you?
44:27I'm marrying Brian in two days
44:29Look, I messed up
44:30I can see that now, but
44:32If you have an ounce
44:33Of feeling the way I feel about you
44:35Then
44:36You should be mine
44:38I want to marry you
44:39What?
44:42I thought you said
44:43Marriage was a loss of independence
44:45It's worth it
44:46To be with a person you love
44:49Yeah
44:50Yeah, you're right
44:57Hey
44:58Think about it
45:07That you're right?
45:09Every word
45:10Sweet
45:11Very sweet
45:16Just play the part
45:18Until she falls for you
45:19And break it off
45:20With that loser, Brian
45:21Then you're gonna be free
45:22To leave her again
45:23And I'll get you
45:24The rest of your money
45:25You got it
45:26I'm so glad you're a gang
45:27Win-win for me
45:28Might get paid
45:29Might get some tail
45:30In the meantime
45:31Kind of forgot how hot she is
45:33I like you, Clark
45:37Hey, hey, hey
45:38We need to talk
45:42I need your help
45:44To teach someone a lesson
45:48Like a team?
45:50You are a team
45:59I thought you said you hated hiking
46:03Well, like you said
46:05People change
46:05Glad you called this morning
46:07Look, I like Bri
46:09But no one makes me feel the way you do
46:23God, I've missed you
46:28Wait, can we, baby?
46:31Here?
46:32Hey
46:33I am all yours
46:34Yeah
46:35Do whatever you want
46:36What about Brian?
46:37What about Brian?
46:45I don't have to take my shoes and socks off
46:47Right, babe?
46:47I mean, there's pokey stuff everywhere
46:49That actually depends
46:51I don't know if you want to hike down fully nude or not
46:58I think I'm going to puke
46:59I think I'm going to puke
47:01Oh, God
47:02I know this was part of the plan
47:03But watching that was truly sickening
47:05Oh, at least you don't have his tongue in your mouth
47:07Whoa, whoa, whoa
47:08What's going on?
47:10We need to talk
47:11There is nothing between me and Clark
47:15There was at one time
47:16But that is over
47:18I am marrying you
47:22Go to bed
47:26Every time you come into my life
47:27You fuck it up
47:29You're the reason I didn't want to get married
47:31You are a pathetic
47:34Impotent excuse for a man
47:37Even if I hadn't seen this video
47:39Of you and your little dirtbag boyfriend this morning
47:42I knew you were up to something
47:44So I strung you along until I could figure it all out
47:47Wow
47:48Thank you for coming to Jenny King's TED Talk
47:50Kobe!
47:51No, no, no
47:51Oh, come on
47:52Go on
47:55That's fine
47:56Thanks for doing this
47:58Have a nice hike down
47:59Douchebag
48:00Rotten hair
48:01Bye
48:08Oh, dear
48:09You look beautiful
48:11Thank you
48:12I want you to meet Grandma Sandra
48:14She has something special for you
48:16Grandma
48:18Welcome to the family
48:21We want you to have this
48:23Oh, I
48:24Really
48:25Oh, yes
48:27Absolutely
48:28Yes, yes
48:29We insist
48:29It's an Arnhem family heirloom
48:32And we want you to know
48:34Every time you look at it
48:36That you belong
48:38Farming
48:39Fun
48:40And family
48:42Family
48:57Hey, now
48:58I told Jenna this already
49:01But I got the whole CEO paperwork right here
49:04Now, during the wedding ceremony
49:07You're going to sign the marriage certificate
49:08But you'll also sign this
49:10Make it all official
49:12Welcome to married life, son
49:14All right
49:18That's your last chance, bro
49:21I know it's all lies, lies, lies
49:25I'm going to make a deal for both of us
49:27So we can get what we want
49:28If you are Jenna
49:30I'll promote you to her job
49:33And I'll pay you three times the raise
49:36But if you go up
49:37And sign that deal
49:39I'm going to make good on my promise
49:41To ruin both of you
49:42My offer stands for five more seconds
49:45Five
49:47Four
49:49Three
49:50Two
49:52You know what?
49:53You're right
49:54You are very consistent
49:57Consistently the biggest
49:59D-bag I have ever seen
50:02Enjoy
50:03Having Jenna as your new CEO
50:05Bye
50:12Thank you
50:14That's all
50:1525
50:1920
50:1920
50:1920
50:1924
50:1920
50:1922
50:4122
50:4422
51:13Gracias por ver el video.
51:15Gracias por ver el video.
51:45As you can see in this contract right here, dated a week ago.
51:50I told you you shouldn't have given it.
51:51Not the time, Bri.
51:52They have deceived this company.
51:54And they have deceived all of you, ladies and gentlemen.
51:57Oh my gosh.
51:59What are you talking about?
52:02I'm very glad you asked.
52:03In order to get promoted, Jenna right here forced her assistant, Brian, to marry her.
52:15Is this true, Jenna?
52:22Thank you.
52:29You know, you would have made a really shitty lawyer.
52:32What?
52:33Look at the bottom of that page.
53:03I didn't sign that.
53:06I'm sorry.
53:07I can't do this.
53:09What?
53:12You have given me so much.
53:14What are you doing?
53:15You've given me years of your life.
53:17I threatened to ruin your career.
53:20I forced you to lie to everyone.
53:24I forced you to pretend to be in love with me.
53:26Look, you don't have to do this.
53:27You've given us stop.
53:28I'm sorry you ever met me.
53:35Wait.
53:37Just let me go.
53:39Trust me.
53:45I don't deserve this.
53:47No.
53:48I don't deserve to be a part of your family.
53:51You don't get to decide this.
54:06I guess she did all the dirty work to ruin both of you.
54:12That's why you'll never be CEO.
54:15What?
54:15Devin, you are an embarrassment to this company and to our family.
54:21If you insist on acting like a child, you are going to be treated as one.
54:26Go to your room and stay there.
54:29Daddy, please.
54:30Daddy, I can explain.
54:32Please.
54:43So how you doing, son?
54:45Pretty shitty, Dad.
54:49I'm sorry I lied to y'all.
54:51You do what you have to do for true love.
54:54Including never giving up.
55:01Everyone can go home.
55:02It's over.
55:03She's gone.
55:07It's not over, Brian.
55:10Go find her.
55:12So what are you waiting for, son?
55:14Yeah.
55:17Yeah.
55:31It's over.
55:33It's me.
55:35I know you're in there.
55:49Can I come in?
55:50I don't deserve this.
55:54Not after everything I've done.
55:58But you don't love me.
56:01This was all fake.
56:03I don't think you can fake the kind of connection we have.
56:06Do you?
56:08Why are you doing this?
56:10You don't need me.
56:12They offered you my position.
56:14Jenna, I quit.
56:17You what?
56:22Why?
56:23They, Devin offered you the position.
56:26That's your, that's your dream job.
56:27Why would you do that?
56:28I don't want to be anywhere you're not.
56:30Brian, I...
56:30Look, I know what you're going to say.
56:32Okay?
56:33Because I know you better than anyone else.
56:38And I also know that I love you.
56:50And I have loved you from the day that I met you, Jenna King.
56:56And even when I've hated you, which I have many, many times,
57:03I've still always been head over heels in love with you.
57:08So, what do you say?
57:10No contracts, no professional strings attached.
57:22Will you marry me?
57:24For real?
57:27I love you, Brian.
57:42Brian, do you take Jenna to be your lawful wedded wife?
57:46So, this is what you wanted?
57:48Do you get married tonight?
57:49I do.
57:52I don't want to spend another birthday without you.
57:55And Jenna?
57:57I do, too.
57:58You may now kiss your bride.
58:27Put the script in Cayman's hands.
58:29See if he likes it.
58:30Okay.
58:30Oh.
58:31Hi.
58:33Oh, hey.
58:33Could you get me a coffee?
58:34What happened to our new assistant?
58:35Amy's out there at the desk.
58:36Uh, Amy, could you grab us two lattes?
58:38Sure thing, boss.
58:40I'm the really tall guy.
58:42Yeah.
58:43Okay, yeah.
58:46Gracias por ver el video.
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