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00:03I'm sorry, Emily.
00:04I'm assuming you're a Wonder Man and not a Barnaby.
00:07Correct.
00:07I don't have a doorman waiver on file for you,
00:10so I'm going to need you to sign this.
00:12Assuming, of course, you don't have superpowers.
00:15The showrunner just called.
00:17He's cutting your character from the show.
00:19What happened on American Horror Story, son?
00:21I got fired, okay?
00:22Oh, no, Simon.
00:23No, Mommy, it wasn't my fault.
00:25Of course, nothing is ever your fault.
00:27Don't upset him.
00:31You know, I'd never work again if anyone found out.
00:34What are you talking about?
00:35Because of DeMar Doorman Davis.
00:38Sorry, who's DeMar Doorman Davis?
01:20Oh, damn.
01:22Sorry.
01:22I can't let y'all in.
01:23What?
01:24Why not?
01:24You see right there, it says, uh, you're from Texas.
01:27And I heard they dance weird out there.
01:30Yeah, we don't do none of this in L.A.
01:32Woo-hoo!
01:34Don't say don't tell your mama.
01:35She's too slow.
01:36Oh, my God.
01:37I think we'll be okay.
01:39All right.
01:39Just in there, girl.
01:42Don't injure yourself now, you hear?
01:43He-haw!
01:44Oh, yeah.
01:45Look who's in the house.
01:48Oh!
01:49What?
01:50There he is.
01:50Send back.
01:51What's up?
01:51Mr. Gad, how you doing, sir?
01:53Mr. Gad, come on, man.
01:54Call me Josh or Jay Gad.
01:57I'm trying to make that a thing.
01:58Anyway, so what's cooking tonight?
01:59Oh, y'all gonna have fun tonight.
02:00We got the guy from Imagine Dragons DJing.
02:03Radioactive.
02:04Most important song of the last three years.
02:06Easy.
02:07Listen, if things slow down out here, why don't you come in and have a drink with me?
02:10Yeah?
02:11Oh, that's very nice of you.
02:12Come here.
02:15That's it.
02:18Okay.
02:19I'm just gonna wear the shades, and I don't know.
02:22Are you really with them?
02:25Because...
02:26Next!
02:27Seems like it was live in here.
02:29The line outside was slammed.
02:30People went apeshit when Olaf started crowd surfing.
02:33I bet.
02:34Do you realize the first time I tipped you out was over three years ago?
02:39You kidding?
02:40I've been here that long?
02:42Do you like working here tomorrow?
02:44Of course.
02:45Why do you say that?
02:46We don't normally have employees last with us this long.
02:49It's Hollywood.
02:49There was an actor or a model, and, you know, working here is just a stepping stone.
02:55That ain't me.
02:56I like this gig.
02:57It's fun.
02:58Tips are good.
02:59Get to talk to people.
03:01Be myself.
03:03That's all I really need.
03:04You don't meet a lot of people in this town who are happy with where they're at.
03:09Hold on to that.
03:11Why wouldn't I?
03:12Probably because you're going to be hauling a stinky bag of garbage in about two seconds.
03:16Oh.
03:19Heart to heart's over.
03:21Sorry.
03:22Thank you very much.
03:23Fun while it lasted.
03:38Shit.
03:41Shit.
03:44Shit.
03:45Shit.
04:01What the hell?
04:22What the hell?
04:47What the hell?
04:49What the hell?
04:50What the hell?
04:54Ah!
04:56Ah!
05:02Ah!
05:03Ah!
05:05Ah!
05:29What the hell are you doing?
05:33Get out of my apartment!
05:34Ma'am!
05:34Uh, this is a misunderstanding.
05:36I put my hand in some goo and all of a sudden my dog fell through the floor.
05:40Get out!
05:40I promise something I'm breaking in!
05:45Whoa!
05:45I'm leaving!
06:03No.
06:11Demar, uh, you okay?
06:14Yeah, yeah, just kind of been a weird day, that's all, sorry.
06:19No, no, it's fine, listen, we are totally packed tonight, pushing it on the fire code,
06:22so just, you know, don't let anyone else in until it clears out a bit.
06:26I got you.
06:26Bees of fuzz, kids of little dandelion fuzz, and I'll be doing whatever snow does in summer!
06:35A train's in my hand, my snow's against the burning sand, probably gang, gorgeous, and in summer!
06:43We're melting, melting bitches!
06:58What the hell was that?
07:04Hey, stop!
07:09I can't get it open!
07:10Keep trying!
07:11I'm gonna call the fire department.
07:13Get that door open!
07:14Okay!
07:16Hold on!
07:41The door was jammed.
07:43Quick, go through me!
07:44What do you mean?
07:45Go through me!
07:47I don't believe it, what is he saying?
07:49I think he said he wants us inside him.
07:51Pass.
07:52He's saying he wants us to go through him.
08:00How does, how do I do this?
08:02Do I just enter you or...
08:03I really don't know, really.
08:04Uh, hold on, just give me a second.
08:05Let me...
08:06Now, now.
08:08Okay.
08:10All right.
08:12Why do I do this?
08:14Oh, God.
08:14Oh, look at that.
08:16There's the other side.
08:18Shit.
08:18It works!
08:20Everyone follow me!
08:21Exit through Damar!
08:23Oh!
08:32Hurry, this shit ain't easy!
08:39Hey, Jesus!
08:40Sorry, man.
08:40I didn't mean to scare you.
08:41I just wanted to come out here and say thank you.
08:44I don't swear it.
08:46I'm sure anybody would have done that.
08:47Are you being serious right now?
08:48You just saved everybody's life in that building.
08:51You just saved my life.
08:53I gotta pay you back.
08:55I don't need anything.
08:56Good.
08:57Having a new job.
08:58What?
08:59Damar, after what you did tonight, there's no way, no offense,
09:03that you can go be a doorman anymore.
09:05Come work for me.
09:06I'll put you on the payroll.
09:08Look, Mr. J. Gad, I appreciate it, but I'm fine here.
09:11Got a good ball.
09:12Starting salary is 200K plus benefits.
09:15Yeah, that'll work.
09:16Yeah.
09:17Josh Gad is in the news again.
09:19The Frozen star is catching fire and turning heads
09:21with his new super-powered personal valet.
09:24The man in question appears to be Damar Davis,
09:27former Wilcox employee, who's affectionately been dubbed
09:29doorman.
09:30He's been spotted all over town with Josh
09:32and seemingly has the power to move himself and his boss
09:35through solid walls.
09:37Davis recently saved a crowd from a fire at a popular nightclub.
09:41Now, it seems he's exclusively using his talents
09:44in service of Gad.
09:46Meanwhile, this Mormon has just booked a new project,
09:49an action comedy called Cash Grab.
09:52You might say this former LeFou is Gaston Aro.
10:06Dying for some sugar.
10:07They got some stale snickerdoodle cookies over there.
10:09But it's better to have no cookie than a disappointing cookie.
10:12You know what I'm saying?
10:14Frank Preminger, Hanover Agency.
10:16Oh, I heard of that.
10:18Damar, right?
10:18Yeah.
10:19The doormat.
10:20Live and direct.
10:22Ding dong.
10:24You're a funny guy.
10:26Yeah.
10:27You ever think about acting?
10:29Nah.
10:30Not my thing, Frank.
10:33Besides, who can get J. Gad his snack plate?
10:35True.
10:36Keep it.
10:37You never know.
10:38It's just, you know, the heist is feeling flat.
10:42Mm-hmm.
10:43I agree.
10:43I think we need something more original.
10:45Well, we could go back to flooding the vault.
10:47I always liked that version.
10:48Snatched you some crap Rangoons before they got housed.
10:52Or we could use liquid nitrogen to freeze the locks and shatter them.
10:57The vault needs to be impenetrable.
10:58The whole point is that this crew are the only ones on the planet that can get in or out.
11:06Um, I may have something.
11:08Look, man, I want to help out.
11:11I can't act.
11:12Who cares?
11:13I can't act.
11:14It's never stopped me from being an actor.
11:16We'll make sure it's only a couple of lines.
11:18This will be easy, I'm telling you.
11:20You know, it's easy if you bring somebody else in.
11:22Keep the idea.
11:23Brilliant idea.
11:24Bring in a real actor.
11:26Then you can fake it with CGI.
11:28Yeah, but what makes it cool is that it's you.
11:31People know who you are.
11:33They would go crazy.
11:35I don't know.
11:36I'm more comfortable behind the scenes than we are.
11:39There is a reason that you are making headlines.
11:42You have something that other people just don't.
11:45It's a charisma, a charm.
11:48On top of all of that, you can become a door.
11:52It is not every day that an opportunity like this just falls into your lap.
11:56You do realize that, right?
12:02All right.
12:03Yeah.
12:04All right.
12:06It's gonna be great.
12:12Vamos a la playa, amigos.
12:14We've been training 10 years for this.
12:16And now we've only got 30 seconds to grab some cash.
12:30I knew you tripped the silent alarm.
12:32What difference does it make?
12:33We're all gonna die.
12:34Hey.
12:35Keep it together, you two.
12:36Why, Jake?
12:37It's time to panic.
12:38I wouldn't be so sure about that.
12:43Ding dong, mother...
12:54What did I tell you?
12:56Huh?
12:58I love you.
12:59And things get a little crazy on this week's Murphy family
13:02when special guest DeMar Doorman-Davis comes a-knockin'.
13:08There's the door, man.
13:15Where is that thing?
13:17I'm so embarrassed.
13:19Oh, hold on.
13:20I got this.
13:27Ding dong, babies.
13:29Ding to the dong.
13:30The people are real.
13:32The rulings are real.
13:33And this week's guest judge isn't afraid to tell it like it is.
13:36Ding dong.
13:37I said ding dong.
13:38You ding dong.
13:40I'm a big fan.
13:41You want a pick?
13:42Okay.
13:47I remember this place.
13:49Dang, girl, you done got a fine.
13:51What's up?
13:52Yo.
13:53You mind if I come in for a drink?
13:54Oh, of course.
13:55Mr. Doorman, please head right in.
13:57Yeah.
13:58Oh, the thing's quiet there.
14:00I want you to come have a drink with us.
14:01Oh, I love that.
14:04Ding dong.
14:06Ding dong.
14:07Ding dong.
14:08Action.
14:09Action.
14:30Is there a celebrity in here that used to be my employee?
14:40Y'all, this is Bridget Bailey, number one club owner in L.A., and an amazing boss.
14:46Wow, look at you.
14:48You look great.
14:50I heard you got a movie out.
14:51Ding dong.
14:52I'm sorry, I haven't seen it yet.
14:53Aw.
14:54Yes.
14:54Don't worry about it.
14:55How are you doing?
14:56Me?
14:56Yeah.
14:57You know, same old, same old.
14:59So, uh, you happy?
15:03Damn straight.
15:04You started the phone with my agent.
15:06He told me he landed me a huge, huge commercial contract.
15:11Wow.
15:12Life's about to change.
15:21The hell?
15:23Wouldn't knock knock make more sense as a catchphrase?
15:25That's a good one, Samuel.
15:28Mark that one.
15:30Please tell me when it's 15 minutes or up.
15:36Get real tired of this ding dong business.
15:40Some fools are hatin', but doorman still makes me smile.
15:49I'll come grab you in a bit for rehearsal.
15:51Let me know if you need anything else.
15:52Will do.
15:54Oh, maybe some ice for the water.
15:59Or I could go to town with this round.
16:05Door, man.
16:06Yo, this is crazy.
16:07I'm such a huge fan, bro.
16:09Good to meet you, bro.
16:10I appreciate that.
16:11Yeah.
16:12So, hey, look.
16:13I was looking over the pages.
16:14We wrote that at 3 o'clock in the morning, man.
16:16Go easy on me.
16:16No, no, it ain't that.
16:18It's just I'm a little nervous about the bit.
16:21Don't sweat it.
16:22People love when you can poke a little fun at yourself, man.
16:24Trust me.
16:24Okay.
16:25Cool.
16:26I got to get back out to rehearsal.
16:27All right.
16:28See you out there.
16:28For sure.
16:32Hey.
16:38What's up, y'all?
16:39It's me, D-list actor and literal door, DeMar Davis, a.k.a. Doorman.
16:43And welcome to Ding Dong Tonight.
16:50I'm a little thirsty.
16:52A little thirsty.
16:52Let me see what I can.
16:53Oh.
16:54Oh.
16:56Oh.
16:57Oh.
17:00Tastes like door.
17:02A ding dong.
17:04What else I got up in here?
17:05Oh.
17:06Oh.
17:07Oh.
17:08Oh.
17:08My mixtape.
17:09This is my mixtape.
17:10I've been looking for this.
17:12Ding dong.
17:13Oh.
17:14Oh.
17:15I call this the go long ding dong.
17:21Oh.
17:23Oh.
17:24Oh.
17:25Look at this.
17:27Oh.
17:28What's up, DeMar?
17:30Hey.
17:30What are you doing here?
17:31I thought you was hiding out from the IRS.
17:34Earl.
17:35Come on.
17:35You got to cool it with those rumors.
17:37And that impression.
17:39Ding dong.
17:40I mean, who is that?
17:41That's not me, is it?
17:43I mean, I'm much more than just a catchphrase.
17:45You know, Earl.
17:46A lot of people don't realize that I've been taking acting classes at the Stella Adler Academy.
17:51Really?
17:51Yeah.
17:52Well, let's see some of that training.
18:01Oh.
18:02Oh.
18:02Oh.
18:03Oh.
18:03Oh.
18:03Oh.
18:03Oh.
18:04Oh.
18:05Oh.
18:11Last poor Yurik.
18:13I knew him, Horatio.
18:15A fellow of infinite...
18:18Ding dong.
18:25with my diet sometimes i have trouble getting things to move through me try expolex it'll
18:32have your insides as insubstantial as mine doorman boundaries ding dong
18:41expolex and new black cherry flavor oh sure you don't want to slow down there pal
18:50you're out of the lake well i'm here now what do you want to talk about expolex they said the
18:57campaign will be smart and elevated like seinfeld and american express with these yeah about that
19:05ogilvy is cutting the contract short they just feel the jokes a little stale exactly that's why
19:14we need to come up with some new ideas let me pitch you late tomorrow they already signed michael
19:18strahan so strahan yeah that doesn't even make sense just a normal guy he is charming af and
19:25apparently suffers from chronic constipation damn can we fight this i mean we got a contract right
19:32i don't think we want to take on a huge advertising agency things are getting pretty tight behind on
19:38car payments and a few other things come on tomorrow you got to be more careful with your money you
19:43know
19:43how this business works you can't count on the next paycheck until it's in your hands
19:50you've never said that i'm saying it now
19:56you don't have any other superpowers you didn't tell me about right just a door thing cool okay well
20:03look this is a dip this is a tiny little dip we're gonna get back on top we're gonna get
20:08you something
20:09better something smart and elevated trust me that's right this you don't even need this no more this is
20:18a drum because with the potato bag your potatoes will come fluffy on the inside and chewy on the
20:24outside why juggle a tough schedule when you can just use the potato bag just drop it and plop it
20:30in
20:30microwave you hear that sound i think the potatoes just said ding dong
20:38well looks like doorman is back in the news only this time the overnight success finds himself in a
20:43bit of hot water steam might be more accurate demar davis has been hit with several lawsuits over his
20:50involvement in the potato bag product which has been found to cause severe steam burns ouch
20:56hey doorknobs i just wanted to get on today just to let you know that i'm sorry to the hundreds
21:02of
21:03you who experienced steam burns from using the potato bag i want you to know that i'm in full support
21:09of the class action lawsuit and that i too was misled by food america product incorporated i think at
21:18this moment i need to take some time to step away and really reflect on where all this is going
21:24for me
21:25and for you so stay supportive and i will stay supporting you keep knocking
21:32um
21:56oh there's my best friend miss you man i miss you more guess what though studio wants cash grab too
22:02really hell yeah you bullshitting no man we're getting the band back together you in of course
22:09a man beautiful man let's do it yeah hell yeah amazing all right i'll be in touch bud all right
22:23thank you thank you don't mess this up don't mess this up
22:39you're gonna be in touch
22:41you're gonna be in touch
22:45ah
22:49everybody use that again i'm coming
22:53tomorrow
22:55go ahead
22:58oh
22:59what a shame
23:02cast grab two apart is up in our game on the stunts hey
23:05you're not an incredible hulk huh you ain't that tall tomorrow you're all right with that right
23:10the stunts of course me and tom cruise we do our own stunts baby
23:14stop stop stop stop mark you good buddy yeah i'm good to go okay gtg
23:20see you all right
23:31we only get one shot at this you stop you ready always take
23:38We're in position.
23:39They're in place.
23:42Here we go.
23:58I'm going through.
24:22Where is he?
24:24He didn't come out.
24:31Take it!
24:33Take it!
24:41Where is Josh Gad?
24:43The world wants to know.
24:45It's been months since he disappeared inside DeMar Davis,
24:48and the Department of Damage Control is still searching for answers.
24:52We want to assure the American public that the Department of Damage Control
24:55takes this horrific incident seriously.
24:58DeMar Davis will be continually monitored for the rest of his life.
25:01We will do everything in our power to ensure a tragedy of this magnitude never happens again.
25:08While the DODC continues to probe, experiment, and investigate every inch of DeMar Davis,
25:14Hollywood is now waiting.
25:16Every major studio in Hollywood is doing their part to avoid another possible tragedy.
25:21They're calling it the doorman clause.
25:24Going forward, it will be nearly impossible for super-powered individuals to perform in major motion picture or TV roles.
25:31The insurance required now, astronomical.
25:35Everything okay?
25:37Is it bad news?
25:40Oh, no.
25:41It's good.
25:43It's all good.
26:01I have come a long way from the hills of Tennessee,
26:05and I've worked hard to make the folks back home real proud of me.
26:10Now, everybody knows my name, no matter where I go,
26:15but I never really made it till the Johnny Carson Show.
26:22Now, I have dreamed of stardom since I was just a kid,
26:27a million-dollar dream beneath this $13-dollar wig.
26:31In my bell-bottom jumpsuits with my rhinestones all aglow,
26:35I became an overnight success from the Johnny Carson Show.
26:41From polyester paradise to silk and satin frills,
26:46from a 48-foot mobile home to a mansion on the hill,
26:51from moonshine to rare wine, from a packard to a rose,
26:56but I never really made it till the Johnny Carson Show.
27:01Now, there's only one small problem.
27:04Sometimes I get disturbed.
27:06The folks sometimes get me confused with Monty Rock III.
27:10But still, I think it's worth it,
27:12and I just thought you should know
27:14that I'll always owe a special thanks to the Johnny Carson Show.
27:18I went from pop beats to diamonds, from car coats to fur,
27:24from K-Mart to Gucci's, from here no telling where,
27:29from hillbilly heaven to a penthouse on the coast,
27:33but I never really made it till the Johnny Carson Show.
27:48Sometimes I like to close my eyes
27:50and imagine what it'd be like when summer does come.
27:56He's the bus, kids will blow down the lion fuzz,
28:00and I'll be doing whatever snow does in summer.
28:05I drink in my hand, my snow up against the burning sand,
28:10probably getting gorgeously tanned in summer.
28:15You'll finally see a summer breeze blow away, a winter storm,
28:20and I would have solid water when it gets warm.
28:25And I can't wait to see what my buddies all think of me.
28:29Just imagine how much cooler I'll be in summer, summer, summer,
28:37summer, summer, summer, summer, summer,
28:39in summer.
28:55The hot and the cold are both so intense,
28:58put them together and it just makes sense.
29:04Winter's a good time to stay in and cuddle,
29:06but put me in summer and I'll be a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy,
29:10Happy Dome Man
29:28Snowman, snowman!
29:30Hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop.
29:32Winters of good at the day in the puddle.
29:36Winters of good at the, winters of good at the puddle, puddle, puddle, puddle, puddle.
29:40Honey, honey, honey, honey.
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