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My Dad Is Poseidon 2026
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:35You are so puntos in success with its map.
00:42You are the worst to eat.
01:01Filthy scavengers!
01:03When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep, you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface.
01:09Poseidon?
01:11Fish food ages ago.
01:38Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:41I'm retired, don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console?
02:07I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:10Sire, you're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else, don't block me from clearing my game.
02:29My king!
02:31Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:54What did you do?
02:56Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire, the entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:06Lead us against Olympus!
03:07We beg you!
03:09Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:12I'm retired.
03:12I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles.
03:23Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:38Get your hands off me, creep!
03:40Sorry!
03:41I didn't mean to...
03:46Wait.
03:47Pointy ears.
03:48A dryage?
03:49What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:55He's just a regular human.
03:56A total nerd.
03:58Damn it.
03:59The aphrodisiant's kicking in.
04:10You're burning up down here.
04:12Way harder than I pictured.
04:15I was drugged.
04:16This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:19If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:22I really need this guy.
04:29Goddamn.
04:31You really know how to flip my switch.
04:41I need more.
04:43A lot more.
04:50Don't stop.
04:52Harder.
04:54Squeeze me tighter.
05:02What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:06Hey.
05:07I put in a lot of work.
05:09Don't tell me you forgot.
05:11Leora!
05:12I know you're in there!
05:13Nowhere left to run!
05:15Damn it.
05:15He tracked me.
05:30You're my fiance.
05:32You belong with me.
05:34Come home.
05:34Get away!
05:36Dylan!
05:38As the leader of the Satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:45Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:49You slept with someone?
05:51Who screwed up my plan!
05:55Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:58News flash, tough guy.
05:59Real men don't need tricks.
06:01You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:09So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:11You actually fuck this beach bomb shut in?
06:21Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:23Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:26Can't push too hard yet.
06:30I won't kill him.
06:32But you're coming with me, Loria.
06:35Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:44Forget today ever happened.
06:46Go back to your life.
07:00Seriously?
07:01Can't I just play my game for once?
07:13Those assholes are back already.
07:15What are you talking about?
07:22Hey, pencil neck!
07:24I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:25Either get the hell out of this water,
07:27or kneel and call me daddy.
07:29Dylan who?
07:30Speak up, man.
07:31My ears are shot.
07:32Keep acting tough!
07:33Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:35Even Narius' sea folk give him a wide burn.
07:50You asked for this.
08:04You one-shotted pants top an orcer?
08:06Who the hell are you?!
08:19Asshole. Using my divine power to barbecue. Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:25What are you whining about?
08:28Nothing.
08:28Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:36Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:42Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:52Mommy, is Daddy stationed way out in the deep sea? Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:57Yeah, baby. But he retired recently.
09:01We're gonna find him now.
09:10I'm badly wounded. I don't have much time.
09:14Find Lily's real father. Leave her with him.
09:18I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:22Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:38There it is.
09:46Liara's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dillon. Lifetime of easy living.
09:56What the hell was that?
09:58Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:04That girl from five years ago. You came looking for me?
10:08She's your daughter. We need you now.
10:13So you're my dad? You're actually pretty handsome.
10:17This aura? She's got my blood.
10:25Who did this?
10:27Don't worry about it. Just keep Lily safe.
10:34Mommy? Mommy?
10:37Mommy?
10:54It's too late, boss. Her heartbeats fading fast.
11:12Somebody help me.
11:26Give me a name, Liara.
11:28Who did this?
11:29I'm going to tear them apart.
11:33It was...
11:54Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
11:57You're my fiancé. My property.
11:59You filthy whore.
12:01Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:06But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:14No! Let go!
12:17With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:29I... got careless.
12:32Diving near a shipwreck. My fault.
12:34Shipwreck?
12:36Those cuts are surgical, Liara. Someone did this to you.
12:43You're just a regular guy. Stay out of it.
12:46Boss? Soup's ready.
12:54If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily.
12:59She's all we have left.
13:01She's safe. Now drink.
13:05The soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
13:14Jack, you...
13:16Ambrosia residue?
13:18Golden apple sap?
13:19I studied this in grad's time.
13:21Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:24Where the hell did you get this?
13:28More. Try it.
13:39These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:47It's my first time meeting Daddy.
13:50I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:15What a lively little snack.
14:18Gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:22Ha ha ha ha!
14:29I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:31You want more?
14:32I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:34This guy's luck is insane.
14:38A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:43Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:46You're safe here, Liria.
14:51We've got a kid together now.
14:54I'm not letting anything touch.
14:57You or Lily.
14:59Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
15:00Daddy! Help!
15:04Something's trying to eat me!
15:08Lily's in trouble!
15:15I... I'm not tasty.
15:17My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:20Please don't eat me!
15:25Divine power runs through this girl.
15:29Devour you.
15:30And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:35Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:53Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
16:07You disgusting freak!
16:09What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:12Mommy!
16:13Please.
16:14I've got you, baby.
16:17Touch my kid again,
16:19and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
16:22Ha!
16:22You ruined my meal?
16:26Wait.
16:28The baby mama herself.
16:31Perfect.
16:35Two courses for the price of one!
16:44You bitch!
16:50Jack, take Lily and run.
16:52Go!
16:58Run from the Lucian Hydro,
17:01you pathetic little insects.
17:10You, Poseidon?
17:11Poseidon?
17:12That kid's his.
17:14No wonder the power's so pure.
17:16That's Poseidon's bloodline.
17:18If I stay, I'm dead.
17:27What the hell just happened?
17:29It ran?
17:30Damn, Leoya.
17:31Leoya, your powers are badass.
17:33You straight up scared the monster off.
17:36Me?
17:36No way.
17:37Even at full strength,
17:38I couldn't take that thing.
17:40I'm still recovering.
17:42Wait.
17:43Maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault?
17:47Whatever.
17:48Let's get home.
17:49That thing might circle back.
17:54About that monster.
18:00Failed at the perfect time?
18:02Figures.
18:02He's just a regular guy after all.
18:07I-
18:18Dead at the perfect time.
18:22Very nice!
18:27They're behind the mahow.
18:28They're behind the scenes.
18:29They're behind the two rounds.
18:31I will have to stop.
18:32They're behind the scenes.
18:35They're behind the scenes.
18:36They're behind the scenes.
18:46My liege
18:47Have mercy
18:48I didn't know she was your daughter
18:50I swear it
18:50Please spare my life
18:52No problem
18:53Thank you my lord
18:54Thank you for your mercy
18:55Try to remember that in your next life
19:10Enjoying the show
19:21My king
19:22We had nothing to do with the Hydra
19:24We swear
19:24Listen to me
19:25If any of you take one step near my daughter again
19:29I will skin you alive
19:31Now
19:32Get the fuck out of my sight
19:34Yes my liege
19:47My love
19:49Since you refused to tell me who did this to you
19:51I'll just have to dig up the truth myself
20:02That wild god pans always pulling power grabs
20:05But Poseidon
20:07Guy's long gone
20:08Probably fish food in some trench
20:10Right
20:11Sea god myth
20:12Ancient history
20:13Wanna bet
20:14There ain't no sea king anymore
20:27The world's the same as ever
20:29The dead are louder than the living
20:31Who the hell are you
20:33Who the hell are you
20:33You're in Hades territory
20:35Asshole
20:47Poseidon?
20:58Is Hades still breathing?
20:59If he is
21:00Tell him to get his ass out here
21:06Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:14I don't have time for this
21:15I'm not wasting it on you
21:17I need a background check
21:23You know who I am?
21:25Hades is ace
21:26You crash my spot
21:27You die here
21:51Little fish
22:00Hades
22:00Hades the staff
22:01One shot
22:03The sea king
22:04He's real
22:07Hades
22:07You hiding?
22:09Come out
22:10Or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:13One
22:15Two
22:19Thank the fates
22:21The boss is here
22:26Boss
22:27This bum
22:34You idiot
22:35Piss off the lord of the oceans
22:37And we all drown
22:38You're done
22:38Get out
22:39In front of Poseidon
22:41Your ants
22:42I'm saving your worthless heights
22:49My lord
22:50Is this handling satisfactory?
22:52I'm not here for fun
22:54Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter
23:01Understood
23:01I'll mobilize every team right now
23:04You have three days
23:05I'll be back
23:10Everyone
23:10Drop what you're doing
23:12Full sweep on the Leora and child
23:14Every resource
23:15Every contact
23:16Now
23:17Tell them Poseidon's back
23:19Yes boss
23:26Poseidon's back
23:27Let's hope this time
23:28He doesn't flood the place
23:29Just to make a point
23:38Dylan wants the woman dead
23:40Kid comes with us alive
23:42She's still hurt
23:42Easy pickets
23:44Let's move
23:57We'll make a nice stew
23:58Surprise daddy for lunch
24:06A forest nymph playing happy home mater
24:10Pathetic
24:13Who are you?
24:16Dylan's orders
24:17Come quietly to the stronghold
24:20Or I drag your corpse back
24:22Mommy?
24:24Who's the ugly goat man?
24:26Hand over the kid
24:34Stay away from my daughter
24:37Don't you dare touch her
24:53Don't you dare touch her
24:54Mommy, you're bleeding
24:56This forest is locked down
24:58Surrender now
25:00I'll go with you
25:02On one condition
25:03Let my daughter go
25:05No, mommy
25:07I'm not leaving you
25:19Kids mine
25:20You die
25:24You poisoned me
25:29My poison fog
25:31The more you fight
25:32The faster it rots you
25:34From the inside
25:35Give up
25:37You've gone too far
25:38Even if I die today
25:40I'm not letting you win
25:44You're wounded
25:46Poisoned
25:47Done
25:49The kids coming with me
25:53Don't touch her
25:54Come at me
25:56Feisty one
25:57Dylan wants you dead
25:59But first
26:01I'm gonna have some fun
26:09Such a pretty face
26:11All mine now
26:16Let my mommy go
26:17You bastard
26:25Lily
26:25Lily
26:26Run
26:27Get out of here
26:32Serve me well
26:34And I might let her run
26:35A little longer
26:42Lily
26:43Lily
26:49Buddy
26:55Your hands off her
27:05you touch my woman you're a dead man my poison
27:15jack what the hell just happened
27:20you okay babe so you're the boyfriend too bad i'll snap every bone in your body with
27:27one hand
27:44jack keep lily safe long as i'm here you don't lose shut up and go now
28:02if i pull this vine the whole cliff goes with us demon
28:07run all you want my pack tears you both apart
28:22no
28:22no
28:36no
28:59daddy don't leave mommy
29:02i don't want to lose her
29:05shh lily don't cry daddy promises mommy's gonna be okay we're going back for her right now
29:17hand over the kid i'll make your death quick
29:28lily turn around and cover your ears okay
29:33daddy's gonna do a little magic trick
29:35okay
29:39you are the best
29:49some nobody dare stare me down you're asking to die
29:56you're not human who the hell are you
29:59my daughter's here so i'm keeping it clean disappear
30:21okay lily you can turn around now
30:28daddy what happened to the bad guy
30:30he got so dazzled by how cute you are he just passed out
30:40lily stay right here inside this circle don't move daddy's gonna help mommy beat the bad guys
30:45i'll be right back
30:52daddy be careful
30:55don't worry lily
30:56no one's ever beaten your dad
31:04that poison's eating you alive little nymph
31:07how much longer you got
31:09let me have my fun first
31:12so what
31:13i'll drag you to hell with me before i die
31:27damn
31:28you take a hit well
31:29let's enjoy this body
31:32then i'll turn you into my eternal trophy
31:35for jack and lily even if i die
31:38i'm taking this beast down with me
31:42no signal
31:43you trying to hog the glory
31:45more coming
31:46killing one won't save jack and lily
31:48no choice
31:49i'm taking them down with me
31:51this the woman dylan wants
31:52where the kid
31:54some guy took the brat
31:57useless
31:58grab her first
31:59then we hunt the child
32:03just
32:05let jack and lily be safe
32:10you all want to come at once
32:12then die together
32:13pick your graves
32:27why did you come back
32:29where's lily
32:33lily's safe
32:34don't push yourself
32:38so this is the woman's secret lover
32:41her taste is trash
32:43beg now
32:44and maybe i'll leave your corpses in one piece
32:47refuse
32:48and you'll be screaming
32:50end it fast
32:54you
32:55in our eyes
32:56you're not even an enemy
32:57just weeds to be crushed under feet
33:01just hold on a little longer
33:03jack means more to me than anything
33:05i won't let him get hurt
33:16you want my husband
33:18step over my corpse first
33:21in a hurry to die
33:23fine
33:24i'll oblige
33:55you're half dead already
33:57how the hell did you knock me back
33:59the sea is sinking those are poseidon's warriors
34:03this
34:05can't be
34:30ancient ekathra
34:32the coastal legend monster
34:34why would she be here
34:37ha ha ha
34:38our boss has real backing
34:40he summoned three of poseidon's elite guards
34:43no matter how strong you are
34:45kneel and beg
34:47they're coming for us
34:48we're finished
34:50don't worry darling
34:51things might turn around
34:52lyra veil has been captured
34:54now we await the sea king's warriors to execute this peasant
35:00they're here for me
35:01jack stay behind me
35:03with me
35:04with me here
35:05no one touches you
35:06stop saying that jack
35:07look around
35:08we're surrounded
35:09we could actually die here
35:16my lords
35:17my lords
35:18let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson
35:23you worthless creature
35:25you shouldn't even exist
35:28where i stand
35:36who dares show such insolence before the lord of the sea
35:48you're
35:50you're
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