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00:00She's my sister. God, I'm such a sick freak.
00:03You taste even better than last time.
00:07Chris, what are you doing? You couldn't bring the baby!
00:10One more lie, and it's over for you and that so-called baby of yours.
00:14Hey, asshole! What's your deal? You can't just go around pushing pregnant girls like that.
00:20Apologize!
00:23Hey, I said apologize. Who is that girl? Did you not hear me? Tell her you're sorry!
00:32Oh my god, she's so hooked. That locket is, like, super important to Chris.
00:37Okay, now you're really asking for it.
00:47He's kind of hot.
00:51No, Abigail, wake up.
00:53I'm sorry I broke your locket, okay? It was an accident.
00:56But it's nothing compared to what you did.
00:58Just walking around, shoving girls you knock up.
01:01Sometimes, the truth isn't always what it sounds like.
01:04I don't need an apology.
01:06Stay out of my sight.
01:15You proud of me, Mom?
01:17I held back from going off on that girl today, just like you would have wanted.
01:21Hey, Chris. Remember how you always wanted a sibling?
01:25And guess what? I just found you a sister.
01:29Wait, what? A sister?
01:31Where? Where is she?
01:32Well, she should be here any second now.
01:35Why don't you come downstairs when you're ready?
01:39What the hell?
01:40Who would Dad even have a kid with?
01:42Wait, wait, wait. Now, how old is this sister?
01:45I'm not going to have to help him raise a baby now, am I?
01:48Wait, Dad, is she, like, my real sister?
01:51Yes.
01:53All right.
01:56Wait a second.
01:57Did he just ask if she was going to be a cool sister?
02:00Of course she is. She's my best friend's daughter.
02:05Abigail, please, come in. Come in.
02:10Let me take this for you.
02:15Abigail, your dad was like my best friend in the world.
02:19I just want you to think of this house as your home.
02:22I know it's been rough, and clearly I'm not going to, you know, replace him,
02:26but hopefully I can be a good father to you, too.
02:31Thank you, Uncle Badger.
02:33And feel free to call me Dad.
02:34I mean, if you, when the, why don't I introduce you to your brother?
02:38He's going to love you, I am sure of it.
02:39Chris, come down. Your sister's here.
02:48It's you.
02:57You two know each other already? That's perfect.
03:00I hate to do this, but I actually have to leave town on a business trip,
03:03so this punk here is going to watch after you while I'm gone.
03:07You two play nice?
03:08Chris, do not get her mixed up in any of your silly shenanigans.
03:16I'm Abigail.
03:19How old are you?
03:21Seventeen.
03:22We're the same age?
03:23Does that mean Dad cheated on Mom?
03:26Why the hell are you here?
03:27I just transferred to Clearwater High.
03:29That's why you saw me earlier.
03:31Oh, and Dad told me if you ever need help with homework or...
03:33You just had to transfer to my school, huh?
03:36What, are you going to use that as an excuse to force your way into my house
03:39and just make my life miserable?
03:41What else did Dad say?
03:43He said that since we're brother and sister,
03:45we should probably try to get along.
03:50Does he really have to be this close?
03:53Yeah, I'm an only child.
03:54I don't have a sister.
03:57Fine then.
04:00You know what?
04:01I actually don't want a brother like you anyway,
04:03because you're a deadbeat who knocks up girls then runs away.
04:06Watch your fucking mouth.
04:08You watch your mouth or I'll hit you.
04:20Whatever.
04:20This is probably for the best.
04:22At least I won't have to waste energy trying to get along with him.
04:33Oh, why am I so afraid of him?
04:36I feel like I forgot something.
04:42My craw!
04:43Oh!
04:56I clearly remember putting it right here.
05:03Hey, sis.
05:05What, are you looking for this?
05:10I...
05:10A fruity bra, huh?
05:12You know, I didn't expect my dear sister to be so childish.
05:17Give it back.
05:20You want it back?
05:21You're going to have to agree to my three rules.
05:23I mean, if you're going to live in my house,
05:25it's going to be on my terms.
05:27What are the rules?
05:28Rule number one.
05:29In public, we're complete strangers.
05:32I can't have anyone know when we live under the same roof.
05:34No way.
05:35Okay, easy peasy.
05:36Rule number two.
05:38You stay at least three feet away from me at all times.
05:42Okay.
05:43And the third?
05:45How about this?
05:46You owe me one.
05:48Owe you one?
05:50Yeah.
05:58What, is that going to be a prop?
06:00I didn't say that.
06:12I'm sorry, but what is that I feel on my side?
06:15It feels so hard.
06:17Okay.
06:19Don't move.
06:22Oh my God!
06:25I just moved in and my new brother already hates me.
06:28Living here is going to be a nightmare.
06:33Chris, help!
06:34Oh, so you're afraid of dogs, huh?
06:36Since when did you guys have a dog?
06:37Her name is Bella.
06:39She's a beloved member of this household.
06:40Thank you very much.
06:41If you want to live here, you're going to have to get along with her.
06:47Can you just tell him to stay back?
06:49Why should I?
06:50She's more family to me than you are.
06:52You know what?
06:53If you're afraid of her, then you should stay away.
06:56Ain't that right, though?
06:58Oh, it's time for school.
07:00You know, I'd give you a ride, but the whole first rule and all.
07:03Whatever.
07:04I don't want to ride from you anyway.
07:06God, again with the attitude.
07:09Also, one more thing.
07:10There's really no bus stops on the street, and Ubers take forever to get here, so.
07:14Who knows?
07:15You may have to hitchhike.
07:16What?
07:17Yeah.
07:18Ciao.
07:21Go over there.
07:36Chris, you asshole.
07:45Wait.
07:46Isn't that the girl from yesterday?
07:48Why did she just come out of Chris's house?
07:56And that is how you do it.
08:02Chris, you are such a dick.
08:08You must be Abigail, the new transfer student, late on your first day.
08:11You're quite different from how Mr. Peters described you.
08:18See you, babe.
08:26Oh, my God.
08:27It's you!
08:30Thanks for standing up for me yesterday.
08:32Oh, I'm so sorry.
08:34What's your name again?
08:35Oh, my name is Abigail.
08:37I'm Kylie.
08:38Can I throw a welcome party for you?
08:40What?
08:41No, I don't even know anybody.
08:43That's the whole point of a party.
08:45Oh, please.
08:46Pretty please.
08:47Give me a chance to thank you.
08:49I want to be your friend.
08:51Okay, then, I guess.
08:55You'd better dress up, girl.
08:57Give me glam, elegant, something truly stunning.
09:00I want everyone to know my new BFF is a total baddie.
09:10Don't go to that party.
09:11What?
09:12Are you afraid that me and your ex are going to get back at you?
09:14Wow.
09:15Fine.
09:16My bad for trying to be nice.
09:19Don't blame me when you regret it.
09:30Oh, what the hell am I going to wear to this party?
09:37A fruity bra.
09:39I didn't expect my dear sister to be so childish.
09:45Nope.
09:45I need a serious glow-up.
09:47No more of this childish shit.
09:56Okay.
09:59Okay.
10:03That's a good boy.
10:05No, these are not toys.
10:07These are toys.
10:09These are toys.
10:10These are toys.
10:11Oh.
10:24Oh, no.
10:25And a fruity bra to Lacey Thoms.
10:27I've got to say, it's quite the leap.
10:30Sorry about that.
10:31Can you just give it back to me, please?
10:33Nope.
10:34Not until you tell me what you bought all this stuff for.
10:37And more importantly, why it's all so sexy.
10:42Oh, my God.
10:42Don't tell me you actually took my childish comment to heart, did you?
10:45No.
10:46It has nothing to do with you.
10:47I was just shopping for Kylie's party, and I just bought some underwear, too, while I was
10:51at it.
10:52That's all.
10:53I told you not to go to that party.
10:55You need to stay away from Kylie.
10:57Back off.
10:58I could be friends with whoever I want.
11:00There.
11:03Whoa.
11:12Whoa.
11:13It feels super weird saying this, but my sister's actually kind of cute.
11:21I'm going to hang out with my new friends.
11:23I can't wait to hear all the dirt your ex has on you.
11:28Look, I don't know how many times I have to tell you.
11:31Kylie is not...
11:39This should be glam enough, right?
11:48Last time I'm going to tell you, do not go to that party.
11:51Seriously, what is your problem?
11:52Am I not allowed to have my own life now?
11:54Kylie is not as nice as you think.
11:57I mean, the girl is literally nothing but trouble.
11:59Don't talk shit about my friend.
12:01Besides, she's better than you.
12:02You always bring me trouble, you stupid, selfish dick.
12:08Listen, I'm only warning you because Dad told me to look out for you.
12:16Hold on.
12:18Are you wearing perfume?
12:23Did you forget rule number two, big brother?
12:25Three feet apart at all times.
12:32Come on, Kris.
12:33Get a hold of yourself.
12:34She's your sister.
12:42Hey, Kylie.
12:43I'm here.
12:50Hey, Abigail.
12:52What brings you here?
12:54Ew.
12:54That dress screams clearance bridesmaid.
12:59But you told me you were throwing me a welcome party today.
13:03Who the fuck do you think you are?
13:06Aw, you must have misunderstood me.
13:09But still, I'm glad you came.
13:10Is this for me?
13:12Let's have a look.
13:18Juice?
13:19What is this, kindergarten?
13:21If you're gonna show up uninvited, at least bring some real booze.
13:26It seems I'm not wanted here, so I'll just see myself out.
13:30No, don't go.
13:32You haven't tried your juice yet.
13:39Well, bestie, how does this $3,000 bottle of Louis taste?
13:50Everyone enjoying the show?
13:52How about we take this party over to the pool?
13:59Let go of me!
14:03This doesn't feel right.
14:05I gotta go find her.
14:07Come on, pick up, pick up.
14:09Hey, man, what's Kylie's address?
14:12Let go of me!
14:16Please, let go!
14:18I didn't do anything to any of you!
14:19Why are you just going alone with her?
14:21Enough bitching!
14:23Come on, guys.
14:24She's drunk off that Louis, so let's help sober her up in the pool.
14:28No, no, no, no, no, no!
14:31Ah!
14:32Ah!
14:32Ah!
14:42my dress is too heavy i'm sinking
14:46look at you laying like a drowning dog
14:57help me somebody help me
15:01oh carly you want this is my house no one's coming to see you
15:09oh my god look at her this is so gonna blow up on tiktok
15:15abigail
15:40chris i'm sorry i'm late are you all right
15:48chris we were just having a little fun with her fun huh
15:57how about now you still having fun
16:05phone's in the pool now
16:11she's mine you mess with her you mess with me
16:15come on let's go
16:33shit she's burning up
16:35her dress is soaked we gotta get this thing off
16:37hey hey abigail wake up
16:42i feel good
16:44she's so drunk
16:46listen you're running a fever
16:47all right i'm gonna get you in some nice warm comfy clothes
16:50okay
16:57chris
16:59yeah
17:00did you say something
17:11abigail
17:11uncle pet i mean dad
17:13crap if dad catches us like this we're screwed
17:16hey abigail are you asleep
17:19i want to give you a gift i brought home with me
17:25abigail are you all right something wrong
17:32abigail
17:48stay calm she's your sister you don't feel anything
17:52chris are you hot too
17:54oh my god she's so drunk
17:56and hot
18:01don't
18:02it's really hot in here let me help you cool down
18:08help me
18:14shh
18:15don't
18:33i guess she's downstairs
18:42chris why'd you just touch my lips
18:46are you hard
18:48what is wrong with me
18:50why do i want my sister
18:52chris are you mad at me
18:53look you're right kylie's the worst
18:56i shouldn't have gone
18:57thank god you were there to save me
19:00it was kind of sweet
19:02stop this you can't want this
19:03you can't
19:04she's your sister
19:08what happened next
19:10download real short
19:11we're probably Roman
19:11we're
19:11we're we're we're gonna
19:11we're gonna
19:12definitely
19:12we'll end
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