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Bait S01E03-4 (2026) [Full Movie] [Vertical Drama]Full EP - Full
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00:10I hear that. I really do. It's just really not a good day to me, because it's Eid, so I've
00:14got to stick with family.
00:14Okay. Well, you could have stuck with the family yesterday, but now you've got to do what the shiz long
00:18you created.
00:18Is it really that bad? A lot of people seem to like the whole action and routine.
00:22I reckon it will help them visualize me as Bond.
00:25Okay. Well, there is a lot of chatter. Some people think you're a tough guy, other people think you're insane.
00:28This could cost you the role.
00:30Oh, fuck.
00:34Saju, how many of you are doing this?
00:36Mommy, have you met Felicia?
00:37This is the team.
00:38Oh, this is your agent.
00:42Mommy, remember I said to wait in a car and I'm going to get the suite?
00:45No, don't give me the suite.
00:48Felicia.
00:48Zafika.
00:49Farron.
00:50Same as you, just babysitting Bond.
00:52Well, now only auntie's waiting for you.
00:53It's very disgraceful.
00:54Felicia, you're going to get him the job.
00:56Yes.
00:57If he kills me.
00:59Shaji is just perfect for the job. I'll tell you why.
01:01Okay.
01:01When he was a little boy, he used to say, Mama, I want a license to kill. Remember, Shaji?
01:06Oh, how specific?
01:07I don't remember that.
01:08Yeah.
01:10Oh, look, he's got the mid-time.
01:11I'll just be a minute, okay?
01:12Bye-bye, Felicia.
01:13Bye, I'm so sorry.
01:14You don't know if you're a black lady.
01:20Sorry.
01:21You are a black lady.
01:22I know.
01:26What the fuck is this?
01:27You tell me.
01:34Oh, you know what?
01:35I can't get into this right now.
01:36Okay, listen, none of this, none of this matters, okay?
01:39No one reads the fucking news.
01:40However, this is a big problem.
01:44The person you assaulted, you broke his arm and now he wants an apology.
01:47Sid said he was going for the giant Buddha's head, but now he's coming for you with 200,000
01:51followers and counting, young and brown, your core fan base.
01:55Assaulted?
01:56This man ran at me with a metal object, Felicia.
01:59It was a kind of straight pain, Shah.
02:01Yeah, you know what I'd say.
02:02I mean, the worst he could have done was tag you.
02:04Okay, fine, just give him his apology.
02:05Okay, good.
02:05All right, so how are you going to do?
02:07Oh, no, you have to apologize.
02:09On a video by end of day or he's pressing charges.
02:12Listen, it's Ian, so I've got to stick with the family.
02:14My mom usually hosts, but I fucked that up this time.
02:16That's on me.
02:17I can't be dealing with this.
02:18I have to be with the fan today.
02:19I have to make it right.
02:20This is about your career, Shah.
02:22Your credibility in your community for the people that you see are doing all of this for.
02:30Is it your most followers of me?
02:31Shah!
02:33I'm Shah Latif here.
02:35Eve Mubarak to everyone celebrating.
02:37I want to address the incident at the King's Museum last night.
02:40You might have heard about it or seen it.
02:42Well, I lived it.
02:43And I want you to know that in that moment, I wasn't thinking at all.
02:46I was acting out of sheer instinct.
02:50Community is the most important thing in the world to me.
02:54And I would never take it for granted.
02:56And there's nothing more painful to me than to know that I might have hurt a member of my own
03:00community.
03:01And to know that I might have betrayed your trust in some way, hurts me deeply.
03:06You good, yeah?
03:07Yeah, I'm good, yeah.
03:10So, you've come to visit us lonely villagers.
03:14Oxford educated.
03:15But no sense.
03:17Why did you attack that young man?
03:18Don't listen to him.
03:19Come, let's take a selfie.
03:22And I want you to know that I'm going to do everything in my power to make up for it
03:26and to make it right.
03:29Should have won black.
03:31It would go better with the animal witch's gold palace.
03:36Eve is my day.
03:37It belongs to all Muslims.
03:38But me.
03:39It's mine.
03:40And she took it.
03:41You know one thing she doesn't have?
03:43What?
03:44Her son, Salim, you know, golden boy.
03:48I stood to buy a big shot.
03:50Always trying to compete with you.
03:52Bad shot.
03:53Probably getting a Russian prostitute pregnant this second.
03:55Don't talk, Felty.
03:59Orbital?
04:00She doesn't have her main attraction.
04:03Even me can be the stars of the show.
04:05We just...
04:06Come on.
04:08You worried about what Norti Naila thinks?
04:09Nangi Naila.
04:10Nangi Naila.
04:13She always shows skin because she's got no style.
04:16Where is she?
04:17She's probably too busy checking herself out in the mirror to come host her own party.
04:34Samina.
04:35He's Mubarak.
04:36He's Mubarak.
04:38So happy you could come.
04:40So we decided to co-host this year.
04:42This part of you, Kamal, did you, Tahira?
04:44But you know Naila, how do you deal with her?
04:47She doesn't have to deal with her.
04:48She doesn't have to deal with her.
04:49She doesn't have to do the decoration.
04:50She's a penthouse.
04:53The Quran says charity is a blessing.
04:55Please eat it in the garden.
04:57Eid Mubarak.
04:59Eid Mubarak.
05:05Eid Mubarak.
05:06Eid Mubarak.
05:07Thanks for coming.
05:09Hello, ladies.
05:10Eid Mubarak.
05:35Eid Mubarak.
05:36Something with Mayra Khan in it.
05:38No, no, you're doing a good job, don't you?
05:45Wait, I'm here.
05:46It's hot right now.
05:54Sha, good first try, good first try,
05:57but I'm going to need you to do another apology video.
06:00First, you forgot to say the words, I'm sorry,
06:02which is kind of key to the whole thing.
06:04He's buff, huh?
06:05Keith says he's gone mental.
06:07Yes, fucking heart.
06:08Sorry, can you in my focus, please?
06:10This is the latest.
06:12Well, this guy likes you.
06:17Also, the whole Aladdin outfit and the Bollywood sweet shop,
06:20it's their community like ten times.
06:22It feels like you're begging it.
06:24Maybe down the brow.
06:26I don't get it what is a problem.
06:27Shut up, man, I'm 22, mate.
06:30What were you trying to get wifed up?
06:32Get it to me sooner rather than later.
06:34This is not going away.
06:36Hi, everyone.
06:37Shah Latif here.
06:38Now, last night at the King's Museum,
06:40a brother and I came into conflict.
06:43I should not have reacted the way that I did.
06:46And the brother in question, perhaps,
06:48should not have run at me with a metal object
06:51the way that he did.
06:52Wuba is a community-led...
06:55It's not fucking community-led.
06:56The fact is, we're all in this together.
06:58And in the future, I promise to use my platform
07:00not to lash out, but to reach out.
07:04Bro.
07:05Wuba is full of...
07:07You want some chai or something?
07:09No.
07:11Wuba...
07:11Bro, we good?
07:12I'm good, are you good?
07:13Yeah, I'm good, bro.
07:14We good.
07:15I'm good, are you good?
07:16Yeah, I'm good.
07:16I'm good, then.
07:18Wuba, not Wuba.
07:19What are you doing?
07:19Trying to focus, man.
07:20You are distracting me.
07:22Alright.
07:23Yes.
07:23They've got them little laddus over there
07:25with the pink and green balls on them.
07:26You want them?
07:26Big man, please.
07:27I don't want laddus right now, okay?
07:29I just want to concentrate.
07:30Are you supposed to be holding Ammi's hand?
07:33Oh, yeah.
07:33Shit.
07:34In a bit, yeah?
07:34Don't bring me no laddus.
07:36We'll go forward with that.
07:37Oh, okay, child.
07:39Oh, okay, child.
07:39Move the baby.
07:40Oh, okay, child.
07:42Hey.
07:44Here I go.
07:44It's time to go.
07:45It's time to go.
07:45You came in?
07:46Where have you been?
07:47I've just been checking on Baba and Zofi.
07:49Bastard, you promised you're not going to leave me.
07:51So if I just die standing here alone...
07:53Please.
07:54Please don't do this now.
07:55You left me.
07:56I'm sorry.
07:57My name!
07:59My Salim is coming!
08:04Salim!
08:07Salim!
08:09Salim!
08:14Salim!
08:26Salim!
08:29Oh, oh, oh, oh.
08:32Oh, oh, oh.
08:33Oh, oh, oh.
08:35Oh, oh, oh.
08:36Oh, oh, oh, oh.
08:37Oh, oh.
08:38Oh, oh, oh.
08:39Oh, oh, oh.
08:39Oh, oh, oh.
08:39Oh, oh, oh.
08:40Look at him, the dancing monkey.
08:42Doing his mother's dirty bidding.
08:43Making Russian prostitutes pregnant.
08:45Look.
08:46Oh, he's not.
08:46Mommy, that was a joke that I just made.
08:48Oh, my guy.
08:49Oh, look at that fresh spray.
08:52Zulfi, weakest of us all.
08:54Good.
08:54Yeah, I'm good, man. I'm good, you know.
08:56Don't leave. Shahjus, she's coming. Don't leave.
08:58Shahbeta, can I borrow your money for a minute?
09:00I need my co-host in the kitchen.
09:02Okay, we're just gonna...
09:03Okay, okay. No, no, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
09:09Our KPI is the most interesting thing about this, okay?
09:12It's the retention of the customer base after that discount period, you know?
09:15It's off the charts.
09:16People want more community-driven rides, she helps.
09:18Yes, Salim.
09:19Yes.
09:20What are you saying, bro?
09:20Yes. Look at this guy.
09:22You good?
09:22Yeah.
09:23Come, join us, man.
09:24Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've always been doing that anyway.
09:26Yeah, I've got you some logos, bro.
09:27Thank you, thank you.
09:28Yeah, so I never got your number.
09:29How you been?
09:30I've been good, bro.
09:30Yeah? You've been breaking shit.
09:32What do you mean by that?
09:35Glass ceilings.
09:36Thank you. Try it, man. Try it, you know.
09:38And that guy's arm.
09:40It's just a fracture.
09:41Hey, just to bring this back to what we were talking about before you got here.
09:44Yeah.
09:45You know, our number of drivers are growing.
09:46By the day, we'll be in all key five bars by June, so...
09:49Muba! Sick idea, innit?
09:51I've been there from day one, I remember.
09:52Bro, I'm so proud of this guy.
09:54Gus Smith is so proud.
09:55And you know what's amazing?
09:55He's always been an entrepreneur.
09:57If anything, he just went from selling grams to Instagram.
10:04Just out of interest, what was your credit situation with the criminal record and everything?
10:08No problems whatsoever.
10:09No issues.
10:10And just for clarity, I didn't go inside for selling mall.
10:14It's not just five-bit of island disorder.
10:15It was self-defense, to be honest with you.
10:18It was really before, in a way.
10:18He's a ride-or-die and he was there for me.
10:19Any credit issues, though?
10:20No credit issues because I'm going all-in with everything that I've got, right?
10:24So if you need any credit, if you need financing, just talk to me.
10:27Sorry, I was on the impression we were coming in seed round rather than source series A.
10:32You see this conversation here?
10:33This is, in fact, the closest he's been to the business.
10:37Right?
10:38In fact, obviously, it's too close.
10:39Okay, give me back my dildos, then.
10:44Even for me personally, the most important quality by Amruba is, in fact, the quality of the relationships.
10:51We're not just there for them when we want, because that's bullshit.
10:55That's fake.
10:56Get the fuck off me, bro.
10:58I don't know.
11:01And anyway, I've always had a passion for customer services.
11:03It's my thing.
11:04That's one thing I picked up in Dubai.
11:06That's what we do best, hospitality.
11:07That's our culture.
11:08One might say it, like, the Muslim way of doing business.
11:11I love the idea.
11:13I'm going to present it to the guys, see what they say.
11:14Well, you're taking this...
11:16You're trying to get investment from Dubai.
11:20Yeah, okay.
11:21Yeah.
11:22You good?
11:23No, I'm just saying, you know, Dubai works for people with the, you know, all like, with the...
11:27But, I mean, what the fuck's this guy going to do in Dubai, man?
11:30He ain't going to let you in, bro.
11:31You don't want to go there, man.
11:32I'm all in, yeah?
11:33Remember that.
11:37He was disrespectful.
11:38He referred to your quiff like that.
11:39There was no need.
11:40It looks good.
11:42Shah, got your second apology.
11:44Yeah, that's not going to work.
11:45First of all, what was up with that background?
11:48If you post that, you'll have to issue a second apology for being a rich asshole.
11:51Also, you forgot to say sorry again.
11:54Oh, the first class in the time, Kiana.
11:58Sano, see, Tum, see, see.
12:00Next year, he does back at yours, no?
12:01No, absolutely, yes.
12:03Very kind of you to step in this year, Naila.
12:06Taira, don't worry.
12:08Everything is okay, right?
12:09At home.
12:11Why?
12:12No, nothing.
12:14Just because I was watching Chanju today.
12:17I thought I was worried for him.
12:20For all of you.
12:22It's so much pressure.
12:23That's very kind of you to worry.
12:25Naila, Vata.
12:26I see a bit of your sister in him.
12:35Does Shah Jahan have someone you can talk to?
12:38He has me.
12:39Rukhaya had you too.
12:40But she needed more help, no?
12:43And she doesn't know anything, she doesn't know anything.
12:46Naila, please.
12:48It's all good.
12:49My son is going to be the next James Bond.
12:51We all couldn't be more proud.
12:57It's okay to talk about these struggles now.
12:59Really?
12:59Really?
13:03It's all good.
13:05It's first class.
13:06It's all good.
13:59Shah, we need that apology.
14:01We're running out of time.
14:02I've literally written it out for you.
14:04Just find a quiet, neutral room.
14:06Record it and send it back now.
14:08Before it's too fucking late.
14:09Okay?
14:14For fuck's sake.
14:30For fuck's sake.
14:32Am I interacting with something?
14:35Yeah.
14:37A conversation.
14:39Can you fucking close the door, please?
14:42Is this like you two...
14:44I like her.
14:45Texting.
14:46Wow.
14:47So how long has this been going on?
14:48Six months.
14:49Three months?
14:50Okay, so this is nothing.
14:52Can we please not do this in front of Shah?
14:53I'm sure.
14:54I'm not going to tell anyone.
14:54Come here.
14:55Can we not do this in front of Shah?
14:56I came here for you.
14:57But I never asked you to, did I?
14:59But I asked me to.
15:00I never...
15:00Calm down.
15:01I never fucking asked you to.
15:02And this, this whole thing you're doing here, this is what I'm talking about.
15:05This is the whole problem.
15:05So just to clarify, you didn't come into Steve's office then for the thing?
15:07No.
15:08Yes.
15:08Does he know, by the way?
15:09Oh, fuck's sake.
15:10Well, yeah, he's going to find out now, isn't he?
15:12I'm not going to say anything.
15:13I've got your back.
15:14I've got your back.
15:15Look, we don't have to tell anyone.
15:17Let's just be real about what this is because this is, this is something, right?
15:20Me and you both know it.
15:21What does that even mean, bro?
15:24You live a million miles away, okay?
15:26You have a whole life.
15:28You have fucking house keys, car keys, so many keys, okay?
15:32I have one key.
15:33I can give you keys.
15:34I don't want your keys, okay?
15:35I want mine.
15:36Yo, can I just step in here for a minute or for maybe a different perspective from my own more
15:39mature experience?
15:40Yeah?
15:41I want an honest answer from both of you, okay?
15:44All right?
15:45All right.
15:45Now, let's say, let's say you've been texting.
15:48There's some emotional ambiguity about where you both stand.
15:52All right?
15:53Yeah?
15:53You can relate, right?
15:54You send a message, a heartfelt one.
15:57Instead of it going green, it goes gray.
16:00What does that mean to you?
16:02It means you're blocked.
16:05Fuck off, really?
16:06Yeah.
16:07Let me just show you this.
16:08Okay, I'm going to ask you to leave now.
16:09Can I show you this quickly?
16:10No, no, no.
16:11Oi.
16:12Don't say anything to anyone.
16:13I'm chill.
16:16Salim, yeah?
16:20He's not fucking chill.
16:27With Saigon, who will lead the prayer?
16:29Asha?
16:30Okay.
16:32Well, he recites beautifully, but I think I should lead.
16:35How will you?
16:36Seated?
16:36I won't be seated.
16:37Who wears by?
16:38Think about it.
16:38Let someone else lead.
16:40Listen, you ass-wipes.
16:42I can run circles around you idiots.
16:44I will lead.
16:53I will lead.
16:59And so he joins a long line of brown men who think that by becoming our oppressor,
17:04he's somehow liberating all of us.
17:05And he puts a filter on his IMDb pic to look more white.
17:38Come on.
17:38I'm deeply sorry.
17:39Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you fucking thing.
17:41Bismillah ar-Rahman ar-Raheem.
17:45Alhamdulillahi Rabbil Alameen.
17:47Shah Latif here.
17:48Last night at the King's Museum, I fucked up a guy running at me with a metal object,
17:52and apparently I'm the one who has to apologize.
17:59Hi, Shah Latif here.
18:01Literally nothing to apologize for.
18:03Trying to save my career and my life, so I'll fuck you and your little TikTok, you little...
18:11Islamallah Olymane Ha-Midah.
18:14Islamallah Olymane Hamidah.
18:19Islamallah Olymane Hamidah.
18:29Islammittel Dishkarim.
18:37Hello?
18:40Yeah, hi, is this Sid?
18:42Uh, yeah, hi.
18:43Hi, this is Shah Latif.
18:46Is it?
18:47Actually.
18:48Yeah, it is actually.
18:49Bro, I just want to say, I am so, so sorry for what happened yesterday.
18:56No excuses.
18:57I was banging out of order.
19:01I just don't know what came over me.
19:02I really hope you can find it in your heart to please forgive me.
19:08Yo, I appreciate this, man.
19:11Like, I really do.
19:12I was going to call my lawyers, but then the fact you called, man.
19:16Oh, bro, he's been eating me up the whole day.
19:18I can't tell you how much this means, man.
19:20Legit.
19:23Well.
19:24Do you mind just sending me what you just said?
19:26Like, in a recording?
19:29Sorry?
19:30I need the engagement, bro.
19:32Right.
19:33I mean, I guess so.
19:35Nice, man.
19:36Appreciate it.
19:37All right.
19:37Oh, and thanks for the follow, mate.
19:39Just remember, keep the bid under 90 for the algorithm, kid.
19:44All right.
20:11All right.
20:11See you.
20:12Aba, how's your breathing, okay?
20:14You okay? Huh? Why didn't you sit him down?
20:16Well, now you want to be involved.
20:17What the fuck's that supposed to mean? I'm doing something inside.
20:19It's for yourself. Don't come at me.
20:20You always fucking want to be the hero and you're never around.
20:22All right, all right.
20:24Baba, do you care?
20:26Is anyone getting any water?
20:28I'm going to do you want to get a blanket or something?
20:33Are you good, bro?
20:34Bro, are you good?
20:36Are you dumb?
20:37He's a fucking diabetic and you're giving him boxes of sweets.
20:40Shabbat, bada.
20:41All right, all right.
20:42Shall I just fuck off again, yeah?
20:43You better when I'm not around, that's what you're saying.
20:45No, no, he's not my dad, he's your dad.
20:46Shut you.
20:47Huh?
20:47Shut you.
20:48You know what? You think you're a fucking bad man.
20:50Oh.
20:50Fucking, yeah, my people is my bad.
20:52How the fuck are you going to help your people
20:53if you're too busy sucking white people's dicks?
20:57It's okay, he's just crying about last night, bro.
20:59What, you came in to take care of me?
21:00You came for a free fucking meal, bro.
21:01I thought you were giving out your little business cards.
21:02That's some sweet little minicap driver.
21:04Blow it, blow it, bro.
21:05He's a leech, man.
21:06He's been leeching off me my whole life.
21:08What, now you're trying to leech off this dickhead?
21:09Bro, he doesn't care about your shitty ideas.
21:11He's trying to chirp his little sister.
21:13What?
21:13Only churping.
21:14I love her.
21:15All right, what the fuck, man?
21:17Are you fucking, are you mad?
21:18Listen, don't listen to him.
21:19He's lost the fucking blood.
21:20He's been chatting to her pig's head in the freezer.
21:22What freezer?
21:22In the garage and he's been talking to her.
21:24You talking to her pig's head?
21:25What if I have?
21:26What if I have?
21:26What if I have?
21:27Better listener than any of you lot.
21:28Well, that's what happens when you're related to you guys.
21:30I'm not the first family member to lose my mind.
21:31Hey, enough!
21:35Why are you saying that to me?
21:39No, no, I'm asking.
21:40Why is he saying that to me?
21:41What did I do?
21:41What did I do?
21:42I'm trying to fucking make a difference.
21:43I'm not just sat there fucking complaining about everything.
21:45Will you not judge me?
21:46Huh?
21:47Why are you fucking touching me?
21:48Don't touch me.
21:49I'm trying to change the world.
21:50All right?
21:51So anyone doesn't look at you and think you're some fucking worthless thinking.
21:55Peter Paki, look at me.
21:56Get the fuck out of here, boss.
21:58I'm not the problem, my mate.
21:59She blames you for what happened to your mom, bro.
22:00Shut up!
22:39She blames you for what happened to your mom.
22:56Yeah, sure.
23:08Oh my god, Yasmin!
23:12What the fuck?
23:14What are you doing here?
23:16What are you doing here?
23:18Oh yeah, you come here every year on ETH, don't you?
23:21I totally forgot.
23:23You forgot?
23:24Yeah, I'm just here picking up some food.
23:27Right, what a coincidence.
23:30Actually, do you mind if I...
23:35What's happening?
23:37I just told you, I'm just here picking up some food.
23:39On the other side of London, at 9.30.
23:41On Eid?
23:43Yeah.
23:44Don't eat that.
23:45Why not?
23:46You won't like it.
23:47I think I know what I like.
23:48It's chicken, not lamb.
23:51Why would you get the chicken?
23:53Trying new things.
23:54Is that okay?
23:55No.
23:55A bit weird, because the lamb's a signature.
23:57Okay, so you're here because of the article.
23:58Can we stop pretending?
24:01I'm sorry, what article?
24:03Are you being serious right now?
24:06I'm sorry if I missed your...
24:07What is it, an article?
24:08That sounds fun.
24:09Tell me about it.
24:09You're doubling down on this.
24:10Right.
24:12Dude, you know how it's like.
24:13I've got busy.
24:14You're busy.
24:15Well, I'm sure you're not fixated on every little thing that I'm doing, right?
24:17This is a strong take.
24:18I've got to hand it to you.
24:19I don't know what you mean.
24:20It sounds like you think I'm like killing myself to be something that I'm not.
24:24And you memorized it.
24:25That's sad.
24:27Who's that?
24:27Oh, you sad?
24:28I'm not sad.
24:29I've been having a great time.
24:29I've been swapping out political art for vanilla destruction.
24:33Can you stop quoting my article, please?
24:34Which is inherently a fun thing to do.
24:35And it's not even about you, actually.
24:37Oh, it's not about me.
24:37Full disclosure, Charlotte Tiff and I know one another and have spent time together socially?
24:43Is that how you're going to describe our relationship?
24:46That's how you describe the relationship, alright?
24:47And you calm down.
24:48These people are not your audience.
24:49You're ruining their dinner.
24:50And mine.
24:51This is revenge porn, man.
24:52This is revenge porn dressed up as an identity politics and pop culture thing piece.
24:56Is it revenge porn if you're fucking yourself over?
24:59Yeah.
24:59Actually, it is.
25:00That's a sub-genre of revenge porn.
25:02Yeah, it is.
25:02It doesn't matter what kind of porn it is.
25:03Delete that now!
25:06Delete that or I'll break your fucking nose with it.
25:08Yeah, it's good.
25:08And the deleted pics folder.
25:09What do you think?
25:10I'm fucking thick.
25:11Isn't that what you want?
25:13And that's not a private language here, you idiot.
25:16Dude, can you just delete it?
25:17I wanted a selfie.
25:18You can talk to me.
25:19I'm very approachable.
25:20Yeah, thank you.
25:21Dude, enjoy your milkshake.
25:23What are you doing?
25:24Are you kidding me?
25:24Enjoy your little fan one.
25:25Come on, man.
25:26Are you being paid?
25:27Is she paid?
25:28Yes, I paid.
25:28And I'm the Jamaican one.
25:30Okay, look.
25:30Time out, please.
25:31I just want to talk.
25:32Excuse me.
25:32After all this time.
25:33I'm sorry about that.
25:34Can we just have a chat?
25:35It's not right, man.
25:37It's not right.
25:38Yeah.
25:39Over here.
25:39I don't want to take something.
25:42Fucking hell.
25:43Why did you say that?
25:44Is there a back door?
25:46Where's the back door?
25:47I think they're here for me, right?
25:49Anyone?
25:50Fine.
25:50Thanks.
25:51I'll find it myself.
25:52Wait.
25:53Wait.
25:55Sorry.
25:58Is there an exit?
25:59Hey.
26:00Go away.
26:01Go away.
26:01Do not allow.
26:02Do not allow the police.
26:06Sorry.
26:06What are you doing?
26:07Do not be fine.
26:08No.
26:08Do not be here.
26:12I'm not trying.
26:13I'm trying to be there.
26:14I'm on my way now.
26:16Happy.
26:16Happy.
26:17Happy.
26:18Stop.
26:20Stop.
26:21Okay.
26:22I didn't...
26:22Charger, stop.
26:24Okay.
26:24Okay.
26:25Sorry.
26:26I wouldn't have made that all wrong.
26:27I just wanted to see you.
26:28The last bit wasn't my fault.
26:31Come on now.
26:31That was crazy.
26:33You're crazy.
26:34Me?
26:35Come on.
26:36You knocked three people out just by staring at me.
26:38If you ever need a job, I could do with security.
26:42If you think that was fine, you have some serious issues.
26:45Better than you know.
26:46Book club for wine.
26:47What kind of ETH is that, huh?
26:48How about your ETH?
26:49Crossing London to stalk your ex.
26:50You need help.
26:52You know what?
26:52I do.
26:53And you did help me.
26:54And I'm grateful because it shows that you care.
26:56I do care.
26:57Rose for a beautiful lady.
27:00You know what?
27:00Yeah.
27:01Yeah.
27:01I'll buy a rose.
27:03I should be thanking you, right?
27:05No.
27:05Please.
27:07How much are rose?
27:08Five for you.
27:09Okay, that's a bit steep.
27:10I'll do 250 for her.
27:11You're embarrassing yourself.
27:11That's not the first time I would have done that for you, though, is it?
27:16I don't need a rose from you.
27:17You don't need anything from anyone.
27:18No, just not from you, actually.
27:20My life's pretty great.
27:21Okay.
27:21If it's great, lend me five pounds.
27:22I'll buy you a rose and I can stop and scratch.
27:25Five pounds is expensive.
27:28Hmm?
27:29You know, if you knew me at all, you'd know I hate roses.
27:33I remember that.
27:34I just...
27:34You've got to love the gesture, huh?
27:37You love the gesture.
27:38Guys, guys, why don't you come in for the best curry on Brick Lane?
27:4020% off for the lovely couple, eh?
27:42We're not a couple.
27:43But we used to be.
27:43You met my family.
27:45Yeah, I did, actually.
27:46And you know what?
27:48He made me wear a jacket over my sleeveless dress the first time when I met his dad.
27:51Well, not in a funder way.
27:52Just my dad's a bit of a, like, little pervy uncle, mate.
27:55Listen, she was making out like I would've locked her in a cupboard if we carried on dating.
27:58Yeah?
27:59She put all her cultural and family issues on me just because I'm brown.
28:01That's racist, isn't it?
28:02Isn't it more racist to be killing yourself to play a white neo-colonial MI6 agent?
28:06But if I paid him, he wouldn't be white, would he?
28:08Yeah, but you would be.
28:09Guys, I've got an idea.
28:10Why don't you go to my cousin's restaurant across the road?
28:12I think that's better for you.
28:13Don't you want to hear about how he brought a date to my friends and family screening?
28:16A date?
28:18That was not a date.
28:19She was a work colleague that I brought.
28:21She was shit in your mango tree flop.
28:23Guessing it wasn't enough to snog her on screen.
28:24Good for the career to be spotted out and about with her.
28:27God forbid anything come for that.
28:28Okay.
28:29Hadn't we broken up by then?
28:30Sure.
28:31That night was about me.
28:32Okay?
28:33And also, taking a break isn't the same as breaking up.
28:35Okay.
28:36Then how exactly would you define how-
28:38Fucking cunt.
28:38Fuck.
28:38What?
28:40I left my bag at the restaurant.
28:42Okay, do you, um, do you have to go back there now?
28:44I have my passport in it and I'm leaving tomorrow.
28:45What are you doing?
28:46Fuck, Argentina.
28:47What?
28:48Why are you going to Argentina?
28:49Wait.
28:51Someone's taking it.
28:53My airports are moving.
28:54Fuck.
28:54Oh shit.
28:55You don't want to catch that.
28:56Fuck, fuck.
28:56You need a cabinet.
28:57Oh wait!
28:59Taxi!
29:00I need to get it back.
29:02That's gone.
29:02Listen, can you just, just let me help.
29:05Just trust me for once.
29:08I don't know.
29:09Come on.
29:10Come on.
29:11Come on.
29:12Come on.
29:13Come on, come on, come on, come on.
29:14Yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:14Seriously?
29:15Hey mate, listen.
29:16Can you give us a lift?
29:17Yeah.
29:18Okay.
29:18How fast is this guy?
29:20Not that fast.
29:22Faster than walking on it.
29:23Oh yeah, it's a bike.
29:26If you annoy me, I will ditch you.
29:28Understood?
29:28You always say that, but you're still here.
29:29Yeah, well, I'm leaving the country tomorrow, aren't I?
29:32Hey, this is an emergency.
29:33Can you follow this door?
29:35Yeah.
29:36Alright auntie, I got you.
29:37Auntie?
29:37You're definitely going to get a tip.
29:39Alright, listen.
29:40It's going to be fine.
29:41What's in Argentina?
29:43Funding came through for my dock.
29:44The shipwreck one?
29:45Mm-hmm.
29:46Cool.
29:47Come on.
29:49How are you, man?
29:51I don't mean that to patronize you today.
29:52Well, it was a little bit patronizing.
29:54No, seriously.
29:54I wish there were more talking about shipwrecks.
30:07Your dad is more her than Fondo.
30:12I appreciate you saying that.
30:14He would have killed to have me in your family.
30:17I would have liked to kill him.
30:18I'd have to keep pulling him to one side like that.
30:20What the fuck are you doing?
30:20Chill out, baby.
30:25How is he?
30:27He's not good.
30:28Nah.
30:29He's not, um...
30:31Yeah, he's not good.
30:38I think my whole family hates me.
30:41They probably do.
30:52Shut up.
30:53I can make it feel...
30:56I can make it feel...
30:57I can make it feel...
30:57That is...
30:58Come on, that's crazy.
31:00Of all the tunes.
31:01That's wild.
31:06Me, can you turn it up?
31:09Betta, turn it up for your auntie.
31:11I'll get an auntie with a rabies.
31:13I can make it all clearer.
31:23I can make it feel...
31:28I can make it feel...
31:29Is it here?
31:30Somewhere around there.
31:32Maybe it's in the diner over there.
31:33In there?
31:34Yeah.
31:37Thanks.
31:38Yeah.
31:3910% off your next ride.
31:40Leaving tomorrow.
31:41Well, when you get back then?
31:42Not coming back.
31:43What do you mean I'm coming back?
31:44Doesn't matter.
31:46What do you mean by that?
31:47Okay, money, jolly.
31:48No, man.
31:50Nice one.
31:53What do you mean you're not coming back?
31:54No.
31:56It's here.
31:59Okay.
31:59Okay?
32:01Um...
32:01Yeah.
32:02I think...
32:02Is that down there on the left?
32:04Yeah.
32:04Hurry up.
32:04It takes weeks to get a new passport.
32:06Don't worry.
32:06We're gonna get it.
32:07Wait, I think it is.
32:09It's like behind...
32:10It's this one here.
32:16Hi.
32:18Hi.
32:19Welcome to the glow up.
32:2025 hand.
32:21Oh, I'd like to pay, please.
32:23But I don't have my wallet or phone, so...
32:26How's this become an expensive date for me?
32:32And here are your putty bags.
32:36Down the corridor on the right.
32:38Okay.
32:39All right.
32:39Okay.
32:40So what were the four exactly?
32:41Uh, it's a bum bag.
32:42Okay.
32:43What kind of bum bag?
32:44Just a bag.
32:45Right.
32:46Neon.
32:47Pink and yellow.
32:48Wait, is this the one that I got you?
32:50Yeah.
32:51Aww.
32:51All right.
32:52Relax.
32:53What?
32:53We shouldn't be too hard to find, right?
32:55It's convenient.
32:56It's a useful size bag.
33:01I'm sharp.
33:06It might be a bit tricky.
33:08Oh shit.
33:10I'm never gonna find my bag in here.
33:12Okay.
33:12Whoa.
33:13Aren't you forgetting something?
33:15Say what?
33:16Shake your goodie bag, mate.
33:17Can't let you on the dance floor like that.
33:21Oh, with the...
33:22Paint.
33:23All right.
33:24Um...
33:25Fuck it.
33:26Um...
33:27I'm not really...
33:28I'm shit at this kind of...
33:29Sit down.
33:29I'll do it.
33:33Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
33:34Be nice.
33:36Be nice.
33:37When am I not nice?
33:40As much as you want to, um, humiliate me...
33:44Just remember whose passport...
33:46Don't rush the artist.
33:47Please.
33:50Sorry.
33:53Or look into her soul.
33:59Why'd you get rid of the nose ring?
34:02Um...
34:03I don't know.
34:03You look so much fitter with that nose ring, man.
34:06What?
34:06Fuck you.
34:07What?
34:07I'm just saying, took the attention away from that...
34:09Cold, dead look in your eyes.
34:11Probably around the same time as you, um...
34:13Started losing half your hair.
34:14You know, um...
34:15Fitting hairs lead to high levels of testosterone, so...
34:18I know you're broke.
34:19So if you need some money for a hair transplant...
34:20It's okay, you just let me know.
34:22Well, I'm fine.
34:22You know, I just take all my self-loathing...
34:23And I rub it on my scalp every day.
34:25But thanks for chopping me up on self-loathing.
34:27Next time I see you...
34:27Next time I see you...
34:29You're gonna have shaved your head...
34:30And you're gonna tell me it's for a role.
34:32Or...
34:32Cause I'm gonna have a really secret sad illness...
34:34And you're gonna be so upset about all the time you're just spending it...
34:36And now that I'm dead.
34:38Yeah?
34:38Yeah.
34:39Death guilty.
34:40That's a straight up auntie move.
34:41It is.
34:42Sorry, did that trigger you?
34:44Sorry, does that turn you on?
34:45I...
34:45I know.
34:46I know.
34:47Okay.
35:08Turn it off.
35:10Yeah.
35:12Let me check in.
35:49Are you having fun?
35:52Yeah, I am actually. I'm having fun.
35:54You're about to be looking for a bag.
35:55Yeah, I'm looking as well.
35:56All right.
35:57I'm always looking. Don't worry.
36:03You're not a bad either in the end.
36:04Not the worst.
36:05You know what I mean?
36:08What are you looking at me for? I don't have it.
36:31I'm going to go to the bathroom, yeah?
36:32I don't have it.
37:01Go to the bathroom.
37:02Are you fucking mad?
37:04Man, let me hold up.
37:06I'm not the first time I'm member to lose my mind.
37:10What?
37:10Oh, you're fucking fine.
37:31Oh
37:46Oh
38:05Hey
38:13We'll find it
38:23And for the same we're doing you're halfway across the world on your own
38:29It's amazing you're fearless. I've always admired that about you guys
38:39Oh
38:47I
38:48Like a good neighborhood
38:49Saying a woman out there on our own I
38:52Can take care of myself? I know I know I know the Spanish is kind of shit, so you need
38:56someone to
39:01Passports and I'm having a little bit of a race what found the bag
39:08No
39:11What
39:11What yeah, you did you psycho
39:13What are you talking about?
39:15You just said passports with a fucking S where are they?
39:18Where are they?
39:19Fine, fine
39:22Oliver wind drop
39:23Fucking wind drop man, and I'm the one trying to be white
39:27Yeah
39:27Now then meet me in the back
39:28Fuck off
39:46Hey
39:48Hey
39:49Hey, why did you lie to me?
39:50I didn't fucking lie to you
39:51You didn't tell me you got a boyfriend
39:52Why do you think I'm here?
39:54You're the one that lied about the passports
39:56Okay, all right, then I'll be honest now
39:58I am not here for your fucking article, okay?
40:00I'm here for you
40:01Look, I'm here for you
40:03Because I miss you
40:05I miss us
40:07Okay
40:10I'll admit that
40:11Now
40:12Can you admit
40:14If it's really all done between us
40:16It's a little bit weird that you didn't want to tell me about your boyfriend
40:18Well, how long?
40:19A year
40:19A year?
40:20That you're moving to another country tomorrow?
40:22Yeah
40:23I mean, there's something
40:24I've got cold feet
40:26It's
40:27It's a fucking big decision
40:28Okay, so you've got cold feet
40:29Yeah, okay
40:30But
40:31I didn't want to see him on my last night in London
40:33Am I out here running around with you?
40:35Why is that?
40:36Hmm?
40:37But he's fucking great
40:38He's really great and he loves me
40:40And he's reliable and he's there for me
40:43So, I don't know
40:45I don't know
40:56Do you want to know what it's like?
40:57Hmm
41:00Doing the dirty work
41:04Fighting everybody
41:05Hmm
41:06And being a nobody
41:09I
41:11I don't live with myself
41:13I live with
41:16Whoever they need me to be
41:20And if I don't know who I am
41:22Is because I feel like maybe you don't want to know
41:28Are you acting?
41:31No
41:32There's like
41:33Lines
41:34They're all lines, but the feeling is honest
41:40You're insane
41:49Please don't go
41:56Take care
41:57Take care
41:57Okay?
42:31Take care
42:33Would a good job
42:34Like?
42:35But
42:38Thanks
42:39Hello to the
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