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01:33Marcus!
01:37So come with us on this small little journey
01:40as we harvest, as we dig, as we pick, as we learn.
01:47That was not bad.
01:48I mean, that wasn't bad.
01:50I mean, off the top of my head.
01:51Call out the instigators
01:56Because there's something in the air
02:01We got to get together sooner or later
02:06Because the revolution's here
02:12And you know it's why
02:20We have got to get it together now
02:35Apples.
02:36What do we know about apples?
02:37Well, they taste delicious.
02:39There's a lot of varieties.
02:40There's a lot of folklore around that.
02:43Not yet.
02:44There's a lot of folklore around apples
02:46From Adam and Eve
02:47Sir Isaac Newton
02:49Applebee's
02:51But much like
02:51But much like gravity
02:53Can you just do it again?
02:54But just make
02:55Fast
02:55It needs to be succinct
02:57Right in the hand
02:58So much folklore
02:59From Adam and Eve
03:01To Sir Isaac Newton
03:02To Applebee's
03:03But much like gravity itself
03:05Sometimes we take apples
03:06That was good
03:07Sometimes we take apples for granted
03:09Let's talk apples
03:12Bite it
03:13And then you
03:16Hey, what's your name?
03:18Grayson
03:19I'm Zach
03:20Hey, Zach
03:21But you can just call me Zach
03:23I have a friend called Zach
03:25Is he pretty cool?
03:27Uh-uh
03:30What's your name?
03:31Anna
03:31I like those shoes
03:32They light up shoes too
03:34They light up?
03:35Let me press that
03:36You know what?
03:37If you push a button here
03:38On my shoe
03:38It calls a nurse
03:41How old are you?
03:42Seven
03:43I'm 52
03:44I'm old and decrepit
03:45And I have a grotesque body
03:47You do?
03:49Do you like apples?
03:50Yeah
03:50Do you like apple sauce?
03:53Mm-hmm
03:53Do you like apple juice?
03:55Yeah
03:56Do you like apple pies?
03:57Yes
03:57Yes
03:58I'm gonna read a list of names
04:00And you tell me if these are real apples
04:02Or fake apples, okay?
04:03Okay
04:04Macintosh
04:05No
04:06Lady Smith
04:08Fake
04:10Sausage fingers
04:10Fake
04:12I hope so
04:13I hope so
04:13Red delicious
04:14Yes
04:15Diarrhea town
04:17Maybe
04:20Maybe
04:21You think that Diarrhea town
04:22It might be the name of an apple?
04:25No
04:27Does your future worry you at all
04:29Or are you okay with it?
04:30I'm okay with it
04:31Yeah
04:43So
04:44What's your favorite color?
04:46Orange
04:49I didn't think you understood me
04:50You understood what I said?
04:52What's your favorite color?
04:53Mm-hmm
04:54Do you want applesauce?
05:02Do you know who Ryan Reynolds is?
05:04Mm-mm
05:05Nobody does
05:07Have you ever bobbed for apples?
05:20Mm-mm
05:22Why did the apple cross the street?
05:25Because it wanted to go poo-poo
05:27Mm-hmm
05:29Do you work with Joe Rogan?
05:32Do you have brothers and sisters?
05:34Three brothers and one sister
05:35Okay
05:36Do any of them eat apples?
05:37They all love apples
05:38Your grandparents?
05:39Do you know if they make apples?
05:40Aunts and uncles?
05:41Yes
05:41Cousins?
05:42Yes
05:42Oh my gosh
05:43The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, does it?
05:47Just say that was good
05:48That was good
05:49Thank you
05:50Do you know anybody that doesn't like apples?
05:52A kid over there named Eli with the pink shirt
05:57He doesn't like apples?
05:58Yeah, he hates apples
06:02Well, we gotta talk to him
06:03Yeah
06:09She hates apples
06:16Hi, Zach
06:18Nice to meet you
06:19You don't like apples
06:20Tell us why
06:21Um, it's because
06:22Um, last time that I ate an apple
06:24Um, it made one of my
06:26Tooth wiggly
06:29But
06:30But do you like the taste of an apple?
06:33I like the taste
06:34But I just don't like getting my tooth wiggly
06:36Do you know when you might eat an apple again?
06:38Well, I have one in my lunch
06:39Well, are you gonna eat it today?
06:41No
06:41Then why did you bring it?
06:42I didn't
06:43Who packed it?
06:44My dad
06:44Your dad doesn't know your apple intolerance?
06:46I packed my own lunch
06:47You do?
06:48Yeah
06:48At your age?
06:50Yeah
06:50My monkey children
06:51You know what I gave them this morning?
06:53What?
06:53They get to split a raisin
06:57You guys ever bob for apples?
06:58Yes
06:59No
06:59You know what's a really bad thing?
07:01What?
07:01Bobbing for poops
07:03Not that funny
07:04Somewhat funny
07:05How is it funny, though?
07:06Well, the idea is that
07:07Why would anybody bob for poops?
07:10Well, how is it funny, though?
07:12Well, I think a lot of humor comes from
07:14How is it funny, though?
07:14It's funny
07:15How is it funny, though?
07:15It's what gets people laughing
07:16How is it funny, though?
07:18Jinx
07:18How is it funny, though?
07:19How is it funny, though?
07:20How is it funny, though?
07:21You guys were great
07:49Now I'm going to go talk to
07:50Now I'm going to go talk with Daniel
07:52Now I'm going to go talk with Danielle
07:54From Fruit Forest Farm
07:57Now I'm going to go
07:59Now I'm going to go talk apples with Danielle
08:00From Fruit Forest Farm
08:03Now I'm going to go talk to Daniel
08:05It's not her name
08:16Welcome to Fruit Forest Farm
08:17Thanks for having me
08:18I'm Zach
08:19Hi, Zach
08:20I'm Daniel
08:20So how long have you been here?
08:23Just eight and a half years
08:24I wanted to focus on things that taste good
08:28And that grow well
08:29But you see, we've got lots of varieties
08:31We've got 34 varieties
08:33You guys, can you?
08:36Danielle's trying to
08:37They're our workers
08:38They mow the orchard for me
08:40And they poop
08:41So they give nutrition back into the soil
08:45These are our liberties
08:47They grow up really fast
08:49They produce apples really fast
08:50And they don't get very tall
08:52And I'm afraid of heights
08:53So I don't want to be on a ladder
08:54All the time
08:55You're afraid of heights
08:56Just a ladder?
08:57Yeah, terrible
08:58Can you go in a bunk bed?
09:00Yes, I can go in a bunk bed
09:02Okay
09:03Did you get these from old seeds or old trees?
09:08So in each of these apples
09:09They'll have maybe say 20 seeds
09:12Each of them will be a completely different variety
09:14Most of them will be
09:15Look more like a crab apple
09:17Be kind of woody
09:18They won't taste very sweet
09:20And nobody will want to eat them
09:21In order to make another liberty
09:23You have to get a branch from that tree
09:25To graft onto a rootstock of another tree
09:28And every single liberty
09:30Came from that original seed
09:32That created that variety
09:34For instance, if we wanted to make another liberty
09:36We could take this branch
09:38Cut it off
09:39And put it on the roots of another tree
09:41And then eventually
09:42That will take over and be the tree
09:44So all the liberties are clones
09:46From that original seed
09:48The only way to get a good tasting apple
09:51Is grafting
09:52That's right
09:53No one knows that, do they?
09:55Not many people know it
09:56I mean, to be honest
09:56I didn't know that
09:57And I'm embarrassed of myself
09:59For not knowing
10:00No, I would say 99% of people don't know
10:02Yeah, but I don't want to be like these jokes
10:04Okay, fair enough
10:04Fair enough
10:05Okay, so
10:07Almost fainted
10:08Um
10:10I had a really good question
10:13Danielle
10:15Let's graft
10:15Okay, so there's two ways of making a new tree
10:18In dormant time, like around March here on the coast
10:21You graft
10:23You take the rootstock
10:23And you put a healthy branch on top
10:27And you make a new tree
10:28But in the summertime
10:29You do something called budding
10:33So this is a dormant bud
10:35I just slice it off
10:37And you want lots of what's green under here
10:41Which is called phloem
10:43Phloem is like the blood of the tree
10:45And that's just underneath the bark
10:46And that's that nice green color
10:48The blood of the tree
10:49Yeah, that's where all the sugars
10:51Can transport back and forth
10:53Xylem is the skeleton of the tree
10:55It's the wood
10:57You probably remember that from biology in grade 9
11:00Uh, I probably do, yeah
11:03So let's make a new tree
11:05Okay
11:06So take your bud
11:07And kind of give a little bit of a tracing
11:10Yeah
11:11And so now I can peel just the bark right off
11:14I want it to basically match this shape
11:16So trace it like that
11:18I'm moving my hands
11:19Not that I don't trust you
11:20No, it was a good move
11:21I can't guarantee that I won't slice your finger on
11:25Oh
11:25That's pretty good
11:27You don't cover the bud
11:28There you go
11:30So that's it
11:31That's it
11:31Once this bonds with the tree
11:33It will suck sugars and water from the tree itself
11:39And this little bud will grow a new tree
11:43And you'll cut it from how much, how far up?
11:46So it has to be above where this tree was grafted
11:51Like if you were in an apple tree
11:53I could cut your head off
11:54Cut my head off
11:56Put my head on you
11:57And I would basically just be using your body
12:00But it would be me
12:01Oh man, if you had my body
12:02Your life would be so easy
12:05I should tell you about the lower back tattoos I have
12:07That are
12:08They haven't kept up with the times
12:09Let's say
12:12Okay, this is fascinating to me
12:14If I had read about grafting
12:16I would have been intimidated
12:17But the fact that you just showed it
12:20The fact that I can do it, honestly
12:22I am the most uncoordinated person
12:24Well, that's what I feel like
12:25I can't do anything
12:26But this
12:27When it worked, I was like
12:29Holy crap
12:32Yeah, watch out
12:34You guys see those, right?
12:35Yeah, we see them
12:36You see them?
12:37I got stung by one the other day
12:39And I played cello
12:40I couldn't play
12:40You played the cello, too?
12:42Do you ever come out here and play with the apples?
12:44No
12:45Because that's good for growth
12:46No
12:47I don't play
12:48I love the cello
12:50So when you want to pick an apple
12:52And you want to see whether or not it's ready
12:54You go against the grain
12:55And you push up and pull
12:57See, this one is not coming off
12:59It's still really held onto the tree
13:01So if you grab the apple and just go
13:03Oh, wow
13:03Do you want to try it?
13:04Should I?
13:05Yeah
13:06Look at that
13:07Like magic
13:09Boy, is it sweet
13:10This is called the
13:12Sabina
13:14Oh, that's good
13:15We're going into a golden gala now
13:18Yeah, these come right off
13:20Look at this
13:23I'm going to have another one
13:25Yeah, have another
13:25How much are these?
13:30Boy, these are really good apples
13:31All of them
13:32Cheers
13:33Chin chin
13:34God, I could die right now
13:36I'm going to be very happy
13:37Danielle, thanks so much for all this
13:39This is really
13:40You're welcome
13:40Sincerely, thank you
13:41I learned a lot
13:41I'm glad you got to taste some real apples
13:43Thank you, Danielle
13:44You're welcome
13:44I'm going to just head out this way
13:47Do you have a toilet?
13:48I do
13:49Do you have a toilet?
13:51Couldn't just shake hands and say thanks
14:03Despite having the knowledge for grafting
14:05Early American settlers found it was better
14:07To plant apples for drinking
14:08Not for eating
14:11Hard apple cider provided a safe drinking source
14:13Compared to the rivers and streams
14:15That could be full of dangerous bacteria
14:19It's reported these settlers drank
14:21An average of two glasses of hard cider per day
14:24Honest question here
14:25Why didn't they just drink squirt?
14:27Or Mountain Dew?
14:28And by the way
14:29Dew off a mountain
14:31Also
14:33Okay
14:34Losers got to bob for turds
14:36Ready?
14:37Go
14:42I have a cousin that drowned this way
15:10I don't want to do that
15:12Well the toilet is clean
15:38Happy grafting
15:39And remember
15:40The future is agrarian
15:41It's bad
15:44It's bad
15:48And if you have a whisper
15:48It's bad
15:57It's bad
15:59It's bad
16:04Foolish
16:05It can be hard
16:09Here are people
16:11He is that one! He is that one!
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