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00:06You
00:24Packing
00:42I hear that. I really do. It's just really not a good day to me because it's Eid, so I've
00:46got to stick with family.
00:46Okay. Well, you could have stuck with the family yesterday, but now you've got to do with the shit storm
00:50you created.
00:50Is it really that bad? A lot of people seem to like the whole action and ritual.
00:54I reckon it will help them visualize me as Bond.
00:56Oh, okay. Well, there is a lot of chatter. Some people think you're a tough guy. Other people think you're
01:00insane.
01:01This could cost you the role. Oh, fuck.
01:06Saju, what happened to you when you met Felicia?
01:10This is the team. This is your agent.
01:16Remember I said wait in the car and I'm going to get the sweet tea?
01:19Don't give me a ticket because Felicia, what's going on?
01:23Same as you, just babysitting Bond.
01:25Oh, that only auntie's waiting for you.
01:27You're a disgrace.
01:28Felicia, you're going to get him the job. Yes.
01:31If it kills me.
01:33My Shah is just perfect for the job. I'll tell you why.
01:35Okay.
01:35When he was a little boy, he used to say,
01:37Mama, I want a license to kill. Remember, Shah?
01:40Oh, how specific?
01:42I don't remember that.
01:43Oh, look, he's got the military.
01:46I'll just be a minute, okay?
01:47Bye-bye, Felicia.
01:48Bye, Felicia.
01:48I'm sorry. You are a black lady.
01:58I know.
02:01What the fuck is this?
02:03You told me.
02:10Oh, you know what? I can't get into this right now.
02:12Okay, listen, none of this matters, okay? No one reads the fucking news.
02:17However, this is a big problem.
02:20The person you assaulted, you broke his arm and now he wants an apology.
02:24Sid said he was going for the giant Buddha's head, but now he's coming for you with 200,000 followers
02:29and counting, young and brown, your core fan base.
02:32Assaulted? This man ran at me with a metal object, Felicia.
02:36It was a can of spray paint, Shah.
02:38Yeah, in hindsight.
02:39I mean, the worst he could have done was tag you.
02:41Okay, fine. Just give him his apology.
02:42Okay, good.
02:43All right, so how are you going to do?
02:45Oh, no, you have to apologize.
02:47On a video by end of day or he's pressing charges.
02:49Listen, it's Ian, so I've got to stick with the family.
02:52My mom usually hosts, but I fucked that up this time. That's on me.
02:55So I can't be dealing with this. I have to be with the fan today. I have to make it
02:58right.
02:58This is about your career, Shah. Your credibility in your community for the people that you say you're doing all
03:03of this for.
03:08You've got more followers of me?
03:10Shah!
03:12Shah Latif here. Eve Mubarak to everyone celebrating.
03:15I want to address the incident at the King's Museum last night.
03:19You might have heard about it or seen it. Well, I lived it.
03:22And I want you to know that in that moment, I wasn't thinking at all. I was acting out of
03:27sheer instinct.
03:30Community is the most important thing in the world to me.
03:33And I would never take it for granted.
03:36And there's nothing more painful to me than to know that I might have hurt a member of my own
03:41community.
03:41And to know that I might have betrayed your trust in some way hurts me deeply.
03:46You're good, yeah?
03:47Yeah, I'm good.
03:48You're good.
03:50So you've come to visit us, lonely villagers.
03:55Oxford educated.
03:56But no sense.
03:58Why did you attack that young man?
03:59Don't listen to him.
04:00Come, let's take a selfie.
04:03And I want you to know that I'm going to do everything in my power to make up for it
04:07and to make it right.
04:10You should have won black.
04:13It would go better with the animal witch's gold palace.
04:17Eid is my day.
04:19It belongs to all Muslims, Mummy.
04:21It's mine.
04:22And she took it.
04:23You know one thing she doesn't have?
04:25What?
04:27Hassan.
04:28Salim.
04:29You little golden boy.
04:31I stood to buy a big shot.
04:33Always trying to compete with you.
04:35Bad shot.
04:36Probably getting a Russian prostitute pregnant this second.
04:38Don't talk filthy.
04:42Orbita.
04:44She doesn't have a main attraction.
04:46You and me can be the stars of the show.
04:49We just...
04:49Come on.
04:51You worried about what Naughty Naila thinks?
04:53Nungi Naila.
04:54Nungi Naila.
04:55Oh, my God.
04:56Nungi Naila.
04:57She always shows skin because she's got no style.
05:01Look, where is she?
05:01She's probably too busy checking herself out in the mirror to come host her own party.
05:05Nungi Naila.
05:06She's such a beautiful moment.
05:29Nungi Naila.
05:31Nungi Naila.
05:32Nungi Naila.
05:35I'm looking at the decorations in the Shajo's penthouse.
05:39The Quran says charity is a blessing.
05:41Eat in the garden. Please eat it.
05:44Eid Mubarak.
05:45Eid Mubarak.
05:47What the fuck?
05:48Don't leave my sight.
05:52Eid Mubarak.
05:54Eid Mubarak.
05:55Hello ladies. Eid Mubarak.
05:58Eid Mubarak.
05:59Where is my seat?
06:00Seat right?
06:01Yeah.
06:03Insane seat.
06:04Now he has passed. You're the eldest.
06:06No, thank you. I'm fine standing.
06:09Baba, go you a favor.
06:11Don't tell mommy, yeah?
06:12Is that how you're going to kill us bond?
06:13By raising the blood sugar?
06:16Yeah, I'll mention that to the writers.
06:19I'm letting go.
06:22Maybe. Yeah, maybe.
06:23Why don't you do a Pakistani film?
06:24Something with my khan in it.
06:26No, no, no.
06:27You're the oldest.
06:34Hey, I'm kind of fucked right now.
06:36I know.
06:36I know.
06:41I know.
06:43Sure, good first try, good first try.
06:46But I'm going to need you to do another apology video.
06:49First, you forgot to say the words, I'm sorry.
06:51Which is kind of key to the whole thing.
06:53He's buff, no?
06:54He says he's gone mental.
06:56Yeah, it's fucking hot.
06:58Sorry, can you mum focus, please?
07:00This is the latest.
07:02Well, this guy likes you.
07:05Hmm.
07:07Also, the whole Aladdin outfit
07:09and the Bollywood sweet shop,
07:11it's their community like ten times.
07:13It feels like you're begging it.
07:14Maybe down the brow.
07:16I don't get it, what is a problem?
07:18I like you.
07:19Stop, man. I'm 22, mate.
07:21What were you trying to get wife-ed off?
07:22Get it to me sooner rather than later.
07:25This is not going away.
07:27Hi, everyone.
07:28Shah Latif here.
07:29Now, last night at the King's Museum,
07:31a brother and I came into conflict.
07:34Now, I should not have reacted the way that I did.
07:37And the brother in question, perhaps,
07:39should not have run at me with a metal object
07:42the way that he did.
07:44Nuba is a community-led...
07:46It's not fucking community-led.
07:48The fact is, we're all in this together.
07:50And in the future, I promise to use my platform
07:52not to lash out, but to reach out.
07:57Bro?
07:57Nuba is full of...
07:59Yeah.
08:00You want some chai or something?
08:02No. Nuba...
08:04Bro, we good?
08:05I'm good, are you good?
08:06Yeah, I'm good, bro. We good?
08:07I'm good, are you good?
08:09Yeah, I'm good.
08:09I'm good, then.
08:11Nuba, not Nuba.
08:12What are you doing?
08:12Trying to focus, man.
08:13You are distracting me.
08:15Alright.
08:15Yeah?
08:16Yes.
08:17Yo, they got them little laddus over there
08:18with the pink and green balls on it.
08:19You want them?
08:20Big man, please.
08:21I don't want laddus right now, okay?
08:22I just want to concentrate.
08:24Aren't you supposed to be holding Ammi's hand?
08:26Oh, yeah.
08:27Shit.
08:28In a bit, yeah?
08:29Don't bring me no laddus.
08:29Well, before that, you know.
08:33Need the baby.
08:35Hey.
08:38Yeah, I got it.
08:39It's only gone, it's only gone.
08:40You came in there?
08:41Where have you been?
08:41I've just been checking on Baba and Zofi.
08:44Bastard, you promised you're not going to leave me.
08:46So if I just die standing here alone...
08:48Please, please don't do this now.
08:50You left me.
08:51I'm sorry.
08:52I'll make it up to you.
08:53My name!
08:54My Salim is coming!
09:00Salim!
09:01Salim!
09:01Mirabascha!
09:05Salim!
09:10Salim!
09:31Ah!
09:32Ah!
09:34Look Mr Tobai.
09:36Look at him, the dancing monkey doing his mother's dirty bidding, making Russian prostitutes
09:42pregnant.
09:43Look!
09:43No he's not mummy.
09:44That was a joke that I just made.
09:47Oh, look at that fresh prey!
09:50Zofi!
09:50Weakest of us all
09:54Don't leave she's coming. Don't shut it down. Can I borrow your money for a minute? I need my ghost
09:59in the kitchen
10:00Okay, we're just gonna okay. Okay. No, no, let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go
10:08Our KPI is the most interesting thing about this, okay?
10:10It's the retention of the customer base after that discount period, you know, it's off the charts people want more
10:15community driven ride
10:17Yes, Salim. Yes, we same bro. Yes. Good. Yes guy. You good? Yeah, come join us man. Join us
10:24Yeah, I got you some loaders, bro. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, so I never got your number. How you
10:29been? I've been good, bro
10:30Yeah, you've been breaking shit. What do you mean by that?
10:35Glass ceilings. Thank you. Try man trying. Oh, and I got his arm
10:40It's just a fracture. Hey, just to bring this back to what we're talking about before you got here
10:44Yeah, um, you know, our number of drivers are growing by the day will be in all key five bars
10:49by June
10:49So move a sick idea, isn't it? I've been there from day one. I remember bro. I'm so proud of
10:54this guy
10:54Gus me is so proud and you know, what's amazing. He's always been an entrepreneur. If anything, you just went
10:58from selling grams to Instagram
11:05Just out of interest what was the what's your credit situation with the criminal record and everything? No, no problems
11:10whatsoever. No issues
11:11And just for clarity, um, I didn't go inside for selling mall
11:15It's not just five bit of island disorder. It was your self-defense
11:20He's a ride or die and he was there for me any credit issues though
11:22No credit issues because I'm going all in with everything that I've got, right?
11:26So if you need any credit we need financing just talk to me
11:30Sorry, just I was on the impression we were coming in seed round rather than source series a
11:34You see this conversation here. This is in fact that the closest he's been to the business
11:40All right, any five years it's too close. Okay. Give me back my doodos
11:45Ah, you know for me personally the most important quality about muba is in fact the quality of the relationships
11:55We're not just there for them when we want because that's bullshit. That's fake
12:00Get the fuck off me, bro. I don't know
12:05And anyway, I've always had a passion for customer services. It's my thing. That's one thing I picked up in
12:09dubai
12:10That's what we do best hospitality. That's our culture one might say
12:14The muslim way of doing business. I love the idea kind of present it to the guys see what they
12:19say. Well, you're taking this
12:21You're trying to get investment from dubai
12:25Yeah, okay. Yeah, you good. No, no, I'm just saying, you know, dubai works for people with you know, all
12:32like
12:33But I mean what the fuck's this guy gonna do in dubai? He ain't gonna let you in bro. You
12:37don't want to go there, man
12:38I'm all in. Yeah, remember
12:43He was disrespectful. He referred to your quiff like that. There was no need
12:46He lose good
12:48Shah got your second apology. Yeah, that's not gonna work
12:51First of all, what was up with that background if you post that you'll have to issue a second apology
12:57for being a rich arsehole also
12:58You forgot to say sorry again
13:00What the first class interzaam here
13:06Next year is back at yours. No, absolutely. Yes, very kind of you to step in this year
13:33I see a bit of your sister in him
13:44I
13:44Does Shah Jahan have someone you can talk to?
13:47He has me
13:48Rukhaya had you, too
13:50But she needed more help, right?
13:52And she doesn't know anything
13:54She doesn't know anything
13:57It's all good
13:58My son is going to be the next James Bond
14:01We all couldn't be more proud
14:07It's okay to talk about these struggles now
14:08Really
14:12Thank you
14:13Thank you
14:13It's all good
14:15First class
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22:50What the fuck, man?
22:51Are you fucking...
22:52Are you mad?
22:53Listen, don't listen to him.
22:54He's lost the fucking plot.
22:55He's been chatting to a pig's head in the freezer.
22:56What?
22:57What freezer?
22:57In the garage and he's been talking to it.
22:59You talking to a pig's head?
23:00What if I have?
23:01What if I have?
23:02What if I have?
23:02Better listener than any of you lot.
23:04That's what happens when you're related to you guys.
23:05I'm not the first family member to lose my mind.
23:07Hey, enough!
23:10Chalo, Shaju.
23:13Why are you saying it to me?
23:15No, no, I'm asking.
23:16Why is he saying that to me?
23:17Baba, what did I do?
23:18What did I do?
23:18I'm trying to fucking make a difference.
23:19I'm not just sat there fucking complaining about everything.
23:21Well, you lot will judge me.
23:23Huh?
23:23Why are you fucking touching me?
23:25Don't touch me.
23:25Shh.
23:26I'm trying to change the world.
23:27All right?
23:28So anyone doesn't look at you and think you're some fucking worthless, stinking, bitter,
23:32baggy, look at me.
23:33Get the fuck out of here, boss.
23:35I've got a problem, am I?
23:36She blames you for what happened to your mom, bro.
23:38Shut up!
23:54I've got a problem, bro.
24:00O'lel-o'lel
24:08Yeh bhaiyeh
24:14Isk hai pilae jah
24:20Do pyaali bhar ke dhe saaqi mein ee gulfan ki
24:25Aek apeni nám ki aur aek aala nám ki
24:30Mait dhe puri tamanna ispilhe naakam ki
24:35Aur dhe dhe dhe dard mei surat koji áram ki
24:40Ghoopi pilwa mager joshe tamanna Úˆaalkar
24:44Aek qatra dhe mager qatrhe mein dharia Úˆaalkar
24:49Ay sa ki teri khair, teire main kadhe ki khair
25:48Altyazı M.K.
26:18Altyazı M.K.
26:30Altyazı M.K.
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