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00:01:07Oh my god, fuck!
00:01:11You, you!
00:01:16Yeah?
00:01:17Dennis?
00:01:18Are you almost done?
00:01:20Just give me one second.
00:01:22Okay, I need to get in there.
00:01:23Okay.
00:01:25Here.
00:01:28Life is difficult at the bottom of the food chain.
00:01:30Luckily for the rabbit, it's over quickly.
00:01:33You know it's all fake, right?
00:01:35An easy meal for the faster, more powerful predator.
00:01:38What?
00:01:38It's fake decided for it.
00:01:39Those documentaries.
00:01:40I mean, it's all fake.
00:01:43It's all set up.
00:01:44Nothing more than sustenance to the legend.
00:01:46Yeah, probably.
00:01:46Something to be devoured before his useless...
00:01:48I like to watch him anyway.
00:01:50The predator moving on to find his next meal.
00:01:54It's unfortunate, but the rules of nature state.
00:01:56It's survival of the fittest.
00:01:58Oh my god!
00:02:01Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
00:02:13Hey neighbor!
00:02:15Bill?
00:02:17Amy?
00:02:19I'll see you tonight, okay?
00:02:22Bye-bye.
00:02:24Bye-bye.
00:02:25Bye-bye.
00:02:26Bye-bye.
00:02:27Bye-bye.
00:02:27Bye-bye.
00:02:27Bye-bye.
00:02:37Bye-bye.
00:02:42Bye-bye.
00:03:17I'm super behind today, I need these inputted into the system and scan for error.
00:03:21It's by lunch.
00:03:22Well, that's not really my job.
00:03:24It's not?
00:03:25No.
00:03:26Dennis, you don't want to sit at this desk forever, right?
00:03:29No.
00:03:30Well, I'm the guy who makes the decisions on who moves up and who stays at Little Desk Limbo.
00:03:36So, uh, do me a solid.
00:03:39It won't be forgotten.
00:04:16I need somebody to stay late and finish those up.
00:04:19I can't.
00:04:21What do you mean you can't?
00:04:23Well, isn't there somebody else that can do it?
00:04:25Everybody else has plans.
00:04:28Well, what if I have plans?
00:04:33Okay.
00:04:35Atta boy.
00:04:37Lock up when you leave.
00:04:39And I'm sorry.
00:05:07Let's go.
00:05:09How was your day?
00:05:11It was good.
00:05:12How was yours?
00:05:13Good.
00:05:16Um, I got some paint samples for the spare room if you want to look at them.
00:05:23Whatever you're doing there is okay with me.
00:05:24It's okay.
00:05:30Oh, the sink was backing up again, so I think I'm going to call a plumber tomorrow.
00:05:38You don't have to do that.
00:05:39I'll do it.
00:05:42Are you sure?
00:05:43Yeah.
00:05:44I'll take care of it as we come.
00:05:47Okay.
00:05:54Every member of the Pride enjoys the spoils of the hunt, but the rules of nature state that there is
00:06:00a feasting order.
00:06:01The Alpha always eats first.
00:06:04No exceptions.
00:06:05It's a sign of dominance over the rest of the Pride.
00:06:08And any breaking of that order is dealt with quickly and violently.
00:06:12Any past given is considered a sign of weakness.
00:06:15When he's eaten his food, only then are the others alive.
00:06:26All right.
00:06:28I'm heading to bed.
00:06:30Oh, okay.
00:06:31Maybe I'll join you.
00:06:34Okay.
00:06:35Okay.
00:06:53Well, good night.
00:06:56Good night.
00:07:12Hey, neighbor.
00:07:15Hey, neighbor.
00:07:51Hey, what's up?
00:07:56Oh, um, I'm sorry.
00:07:59I'll get you some more tomorrow, okay?
00:08:01Well, what am I supposed to eat?
00:08:04I don't know.
00:08:06Here, wait.
00:08:07You can have some toast.
00:08:08There you go.
00:08:10Toast?
00:08:15Hey, neighbor.
00:08:18Bill.
00:08:19Amy.
00:08:20Are we still on for the barbecue tomorrow?
00:08:21Uh, I don't know.
00:08:23Of course we're still on.
00:08:24Can't wait.
00:08:26Great.
00:08:29Love you.
00:08:32Yeah.
00:08:35Anything about...
00:08:40Do I really have to do this?
00:08:43Come on.
00:08:46It's gonna be fun.
00:08:48No, it won't.
00:08:49You know it won't.
00:08:51Okay.
00:08:52We've lived here for how long now?
00:08:55And we don't even know these people.
00:08:59It's gonna be fun to make some friends.
00:09:02Okay.
00:09:02I'll go get that.
00:09:03And you fire up the girl.
00:09:05Okay?
00:09:13Hey, guys.
00:09:15Thank you so much for inviting us.
00:09:17That was so sweet of you.
00:09:18Look who I convinced to hang out with the cool kids.
00:09:23And Mrs. Brick.
00:09:24Oh, uh, Catherine, please.
00:09:27Catherine?
00:09:29Mrs. Brick is fine.
00:09:33Hello.
00:09:34Hey.
00:09:34Don't press down.
00:09:35I'm gonna make all the juices come out.
00:09:37And, uh, hey, what?
00:09:38Don't flip them over and over either.
00:09:40That's a myth about the even sear.
00:09:42You know how to cook a burger, Bill.
00:09:43Hey.
00:09:44I'm gonna be in Europe all summer, okay?
00:09:45This might be the last decent burger I get for a while,
00:09:48so I want it to be right.
00:09:49The whole summer?
00:09:51Yeah, yeah.
00:09:53You know, we're not getting any younger, right?
00:09:55I figure it's the right time.
00:09:56I had a couple good years financially,
00:09:58so I mean, I got the money, right?
00:10:01You know, one of the best times I had in my life
00:10:03was this backpacking trip I took
00:10:05when I was in college.
00:10:06Oh, God, the women.
00:10:09And they love Americans.
00:10:16So, uh, you're the adventurous type.
00:10:19Yeah, sure.
00:10:20Are we all?
00:10:23I guess not.
00:10:25What?
00:10:25You never wanted to try new things?
00:10:35Nope.
00:10:37Hmm.
00:10:39Well, you better get on it, buddy.
00:10:41Life is gonna pass you by.
00:10:47So, Connor, are you looking forward to your trip?
00:10:50Yeah, I'm not going.
00:10:52No.
00:10:53Nah, he's headed to college in a couple years,
00:10:56so I figure it's time for him
00:10:57to have a little responsibility, you know?
00:10:59Hey, he's earned it.
00:11:00Oh, yeah?
00:11:01Yeah.
00:11:034.0 GPA.
00:11:05Top-ranked wrestler in his class, right?
00:11:07Class president.
00:11:08I mean, you tell me.
00:11:09That kid is perfect.
00:11:12Schools are breaking down the doors already.
00:11:14He's gonna be a leader of men someday.
00:11:16Yeah.
00:11:17Hey, and Amy and I would appreciate it
00:11:19if you would keep an eye on him while we're gone.
00:11:21Can I just poke your head once in a while
00:11:22and make sure he doesn't burn the house down?
00:11:24Sure.
00:11:27So, if you ever want to come over and hang out,
00:11:29you know, play video games, whatever,
00:11:32the store's always open.
00:11:36Thanks.
00:11:38So, um, you need another beer?
00:11:42Don't ask me stupid questions.
00:11:56Hi.
00:11:57Is, uh, Connor here?
00:12:00Who?
00:12:01Connor.
00:12:02He invited me.
00:12:06Oh, Connor!
00:12:08Yeah!
00:12:09Connor, come on in!
00:12:11Okay.
00:12:14Connor?
00:12:15Yeah?
00:12:16Tara?
00:12:18Nice.
00:12:25Can I get you a soda or something?
00:12:27There's burgers.
00:12:28It's almost done.
00:12:28No, thank you.
00:12:35Well.
00:12:39Yeah, I mean, the, uh,
00:12:41the beaches in Europe are glorious, you know?
00:12:43The girls are all topless.
00:12:45Hey, you kill it.
00:12:47Oh, my God.
00:12:48Oh, burgers are done.
00:12:49I got it.
00:12:50What?
00:12:53Who's that?
00:12:55Huh?
00:12:55Oh.
00:12:57Friend of Connor's?
00:12:58I don't know.
00:13:00She's cute.
00:13:03Is she?
00:13:04Yeah.
00:13:06Lucky guy.
00:13:12Yeah, you're good.
00:13:15So, you're starting to remodel.
00:13:18Oh, fun.
00:13:18Oh, fun.
00:13:35What?
00:13:35Why didn't we think of that, Dennis?
00:13:37Huh?
00:13:39What?
00:13:42Hi, Mr. Beck.
00:13:45Uh, Dennis!
00:13:47What's all this Mr. Breck stuff?
00:13:50Okay, Dennis.
00:13:52Do you mind if I go in the house and use the restroom?
00:13:55Uh, yeah.
00:13:56Yeah, make yourself at home.
00:13:57Just, of course.
00:13:59I just didn't want to assume I could just go in.
00:14:09Let me help you.
00:14:10No, that's okay.
00:14:11No, it's my pleasure.
00:14:13Um, okay.
00:14:15Thanks.
00:14:22So, Tara was pretty nice.
00:14:25Is she, uh, your girlfriend?
00:14:29I just met her today.
00:14:30Really?
00:14:31Mm-hmm.
00:14:32You guys seem pretty familiar already.
00:14:35I mean, that's why she's here.
00:14:38What?
00:14:41I met her on the Hooked Up app.
00:14:44It's the Hooked Up app.
00:14:49See, there's this app.
00:14:51You just upload a photo of yourself and description of what you're looking for.
00:14:54The girl likes what she sees.
00:14:56She just, you know, you're like, fuck.
00:15:00Yeah, basically.
00:15:02No strings attached.
00:15:03Just hooking up.
00:15:06This can't be real.
00:15:08It's very real.
00:15:11Well, what about, like, dating and relationships?
00:15:16You know, making a connection.
00:15:18Aren't you interested in something like that?
00:15:20Yeah, maybe someday.
00:15:22But for now, we're all just looking for the same thing.
00:15:27Why waste time with anything else?
00:15:30Plus,
00:15:33better than watching porn.
00:15:34Am I right?
00:15:36You would call me old-fashioned,
00:15:38but maybe I want to know the person I'm sleeping with.
00:15:41You know?
00:15:42I mean, I couldn't just hook up with a stranger like that.
00:15:45Have you ever tried it?
00:15:47No.
00:15:48Well, then you don't know what you're capable of.
00:15:51We're basically just animals.
00:15:53Eat, fuck, and fight.
00:15:55It's all we know how to do.
00:15:57It's a little bit more complicated than that.
00:16:00Maybe, but I haven't seen it.
00:16:03It's purely physical and just sex after all.
00:16:06There's no love to it or anything.
00:16:09It's not a big deal.
00:16:12What are you, like, 12?
00:16:13You don't know what you're fucking talking about.
00:16:17Hey, are you ready?
00:16:21You're probably right.
00:16:23I don't know what I'm talking about.
00:16:45It's just that little punk kid.
00:16:47What's his name?
00:16:48Conrad.
00:16:50Connor?
00:16:50Yeah.
00:16:52You know, like, tried to be cool.
00:16:55Tried to be his friend.
00:16:56But he was just so smug, you know?
00:16:59So arrogant.
00:17:00It was irritating.
00:17:02Really?
00:17:03The son of the world's most perfect parents?
00:17:06I find that hard to believe.
00:17:09You should have heard some of the things he was saying.
00:17:12Like what?
00:17:15Just never mind, okay?
00:17:17But let's just say that I should have popped him one.
00:17:20Okay.
00:17:22Um, well, can you pop this back over to Amy for me?
00:17:28I'm serious.
00:17:29One punch.
00:17:30That's all I need.
00:17:31I'd knock him out.
00:17:49Oh, well.
00:17:51Oh.
00:17:57Oh, that's all.
00:17:59Oh.
00:18:00Oh.
00:18:01Oh.
00:18:03Oh, my God.
00:18:31Oh, my God.
00:19:01Oh, my God.
00:19:40Ow, ow, ow.
00:19:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:19:42You okay?
00:19:43No, it's okay.
00:19:44It's okay.
00:19:44Okay.
00:19:45Okay.
00:19:45Okay.
00:19:47Okay.
00:20:06Are you almost done?
00:20:08Yeah.
00:20:18Holy God!
00:21:05Holy God!
00:21:20Holy God!
00:21:40Holy God!
00:21:46Holy God!
00:21:47Holy God!
00:21:58Holy God!
00:22:00Holy God!
00:22:11Holy God!
00:22:14Holy God!
00:22:15Holy God!
00:22:31Holy God!
00:22:42Holy God!
00:22:45Holy God!
00:22:57Holy God!
00:23:00Holy God!
00:23:01Holy God!
00:23:01Holy God!
00:23:06Holy God!
00:23:08Holy God!
00:23:10Holy God!
00:23:28Holy God!
00:23:54Oh, hey!
00:23:56Hey.
00:23:58Hey, did you check the mail?
00:23:59I'm going to go check the mail.
00:24:00I need to check the mail.
00:24:02No, wait, wait.
00:24:03First, can you...
00:24:30No, wait.
00:24:33No, wait.
00:24:38No, wait.
00:24:48No, wait.
00:25:30What?
00:25:31Who's Ava?
00:25:33Dennis?
00:25:36Dennis?
00:25:39Are you still with us?
00:25:43Yeah.
00:25:45We were talking about the sex app that you downloaded?
00:25:51Yeah.
00:25:53Do you want to talk about it?
00:25:58I was just curious.
00:26:00That's it.
00:26:02I never cheated on you.
00:26:05I swear.
00:26:08Then why did you download the app at all?
00:26:10Well, we've been married for a little while now and things aren't exciting anymore.
00:26:25I mean, first got married, right?
00:26:31I mean, it was like I hit the jackpot.
00:26:33I mean, look.
00:26:34I, she was beautiful and she was young and she was into me.
00:26:43I couldn't believe it.
00:26:45I don't get lucky like that.
00:26:51But now, it's like she doesn't even care anymore.
00:26:57I mean, there's a whole world out there.
00:27:01Just wild stuff.
00:27:03Crazy stuff.
00:27:05Crazy stuff.
00:27:05Crazy sex stuff.
00:27:06I mean, it's all over the place.
00:27:08And our sex life is just, wow.
00:27:14I feel like I'm missing something.
00:27:17We never do it anymore.
00:27:19And when we do, it's like you're bored.
00:27:22I mean, do you even like it?
00:27:24Sometimes.
00:27:26You don't act like it.
00:27:29Real girls don't have screaming orgasms like the ones in your videos.
00:27:34You don't think I know what you're doing in the bathroom every morning?
00:27:36God, you spend more time in there than I do.
00:27:38Well, you know what?
00:27:39It doesn't take a lot of time to not do your hair and makeup.
00:27:42Okay, okay.
00:27:43Well, why don't we just take a little breath here, okay?
00:27:50So, Dennis, do you watch pornography?
00:27:55Yes.
00:27:57What is it that compels you to watch these movies?
00:28:04It's a release.
00:28:08Because it's satisfying.
00:28:13Because it's sexy.
00:28:14God, I wish I could fuck like that.
00:28:19Like what?
00:28:23Savagely.
00:28:25You know?
00:28:27And without consequences.
00:28:28Just.
00:28:31I mean, nobody gets hurt.
00:28:34I mean, everybody's satisfied.
00:28:37It's perfect.
00:28:39It's amazing.
00:28:41You can have anything you want right when you want it.
00:28:45When I'm watching those movies, it's like I'm, it's like I'm watching everything that I will never be.
00:28:53And you can't have that with Catherine?
00:28:59Did you know that he felt this way?
00:29:01No.
00:29:02So, clearly, this is not a sex issue.
00:29:05This is a communications issue.
00:29:08It can be really hard to express your needs to someone that you love.
00:29:12It can make you feel vulnerable.
00:29:16I mean, once it's out there, it's hard to take it back.
00:29:20Exactly.
00:29:22So, I have something that just might help.
00:29:33What I want you to do is write down a fantasy, each of you.
00:29:43Keep it simple.
00:29:45Start small.
00:29:52Put it in a box.
00:30:02And blindly pull one out.
00:30:27Jesus.
00:30:30This...
00:30:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:30:32no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:30:32Don't cover up.
00:30:34You look amazing.
00:30:36Really?
00:30:53Come on.
00:30:55Come on.
00:30:56Come on.
00:30:58Come on.
00:31:00Hi.
00:31:08Oh, damn it.
00:31:11What?
00:31:13What's wrong?
00:31:23I thought it'd be different, you know?
00:31:25You dressed up like that.
00:31:28But it's the same.
00:31:31It's almost just the same.
00:31:45It's not you, okay?
00:31:49It just...
00:31:50I mean, maybe I just built it too big in my mind, you know?
00:31:54I just wanted something crazy and wild and just...
00:32:00I'm the one who fucked up, not you.
00:32:05What does that mean?
00:32:08I don't know.
00:32:09Just maybe...
00:32:12Maybe we're just not the kind of people that are meant for this kind of thing.
00:32:15Maybe we're just...
00:32:18Boring.
00:32:26No.
00:32:30What?
00:32:32What are you doing?
00:32:36Are you telling me that I married a boring quitter?
00:32:41Okay, no, no, no.
00:32:43If that's you...
00:32:46Then what does that make me?
00:32:49I didn't mean you.
00:32:50Listen.
00:32:53I'm not old.
00:32:55And I'm not boring.
00:32:58Okay?
00:32:59What are you doing?
00:33:00We're not boring.
00:33:02Say it.
00:33:03Say we're not boring.
00:33:04We're not boring.
00:33:05I don't believe you.
00:33:07We're not boring.
00:33:09Oh, hello.
00:33:11Somebody's back.
00:33:15Yeah.
00:33:21Yeah.
00:33:22That's it.
00:33:23Harder.
00:33:24Harder?
00:33:26Harder.
00:33:26Harder as you can.
00:33:30No, no.
00:33:31No, don't stop.
00:33:33Don't stop.
00:33:33Don't stop.
00:33:34Wait, no, no, no, no, don't stop.
00:33:36Don't stop.
00:33:36Wait, no, wait here.
00:33:44Use this.
00:33:47Do it.
00:33:49Go.
00:33:50Go.
00:33:51Go.
00:33:56Right here.
00:34:06Baby, baby, baby.
00:34:07Baby, wake up.
00:34:08Wake up.
00:34:12Are you okay?
00:34:16Yeah.
00:34:23Do it again.
00:34:32What?
00:34:33I'm here.
00:34:42I'm here.
00:34:45I'm here.
00:34:48I'm here.
00:34:50I'm here.
00:34:58guitar solo
00:35:25guitar solo
00:36:08What is that?
00:36:11It smells amazing!
00:36:14It's goetta!
00:36:16And what is that?
00:36:19I don't know.
00:36:20We haven't tried it before.
00:36:23Oh, you fancy!
00:36:38Hey Dennis, looking good today.
00:36:41Do something new with your hair?
00:36:44Uh, actually I've been working out lately.
00:36:49Like a lot.
00:36:51We'll keep it up.
00:36:54Plan two.
00:36:58Stacy!
00:37:00Get in here!
00:37:02I gotta go deal with that.
00:37:30Come on, come on.
00:37:33Are you sure that there's no one here?
00:37:36Yes, I'm sure.
00:37:37Here.
00:37:43Let's do this.
00:37:50Uh, yes.
00:37:51Can you step into my office, please?
00:38:01You wanted to see me, sir?
00:38:06Uh, yeah.
00:38:07I've been, uh, going over your work here and, uh, it's unacceptable.
00:38:12Oh, no.
00:38:13I'm so sorry, sir.
00:38:15I did the best that I could.
00:38:16Well, I'm afraid that the best that you could isn't good enough.
00:38:20I'm gonna have to fire you.
00:38:22Oh, please, please don't fire me, sir.
00:38:25If, is there anything that I can do?
00:38:28I'm sorry.
00:38:30Nothing I can think of.
00:38:32You're fired.
00:38:35There's nothing that you can think of?
00:38:41There might be something.
00:39:07You said that no one's just here.
00:39:16There might be something.
00:39:18There might be something.
00:39:22There might be something.
00:39:24There might be something.
00:39:28There might be something.
00:39:28There might be something.
00:39:28There might be something.
00:39:29There might be something.
00:39:31There might be something.
00:39:34There might be something.
00:39:35There might be something.
00:39:47Man, what the hell are you doing back here?
00:39:49Yeah, I thought I saw some lights on.
00:39:51I came to check it out.
00:39:52Yeah, ain't nothing happening back here.
00:39:53Let's go!
00:40:15Well, somebody was in here.
00:40:17There wasn't a fucking tornado in my office.
00:40:21Proof!
00:40:22I'm looking right at it.
00:40:25Yeah?
00:40:26Well, maybe you should get better security guards, asshole!
00:40:39Hey, Dennis, I'm going to need you to take care of this for me today.
00:40:42I'm just not up for it.
00:40:44No.
00:40:50Excuse me?
00:40:53No.
00:40:54I've got my own stuff to do.
00:40:55I can't be carrying you two.
00:40:58Please.
00:40:59You couldn't handle my job.
00:41:02What?
00:41:04Playing with my phone all day?
00:41:06Pushing my work on to everybody else?
00:41:10I can handle your job.
00:41:12Well, what if I was to write you up?
00:41:15Huh?
00:41:17What if I was to fire you?
00:41:20For what?
00:41:27Insubordination.
00:41:30Insubordination.
00:41:33You filed that report with HR.
00:41:36And you explained to them
00:41:38why I'm being insubordinate
00:41:40for not doing your fucking job.
00:41:49Back to work.
00:41:51It was like something out of a movie.
00:41:54I'm so worked up right now.
00:41:56Can you feel my heart beating?
00:41:57I just want to...
00:41:59Here, come on.
00:41:59Let's do something out of the fantasy books right now.
00:42:02Something wild.
00:42:04Um, now?
00:42:07I was thinking that we could slow it down for a little bit.
00:42:10Slow it down?
00:42:12Slowing it down is the exact opposite
00:42:14of what we should be doing right now.
00:42:16I've never felt like this before.
00:42:17I don't want to stop now.
00:42:19This is when we push it.
00:42:21Push it as far as we can.
00:42:24I'm going to drive this car off a fucking cliff.
00:42:28No consequences.
00:42:37Hey, Connor.
00:42:41Oh, hey, Mr. Burke.
00:42:43I'm sorry I haven't stopped by lately.
00:42:45You know, I told your dad
00:42:46that I'd be looking after you.
00:42:47It's all good.
00:42:48I don't even want to look after you.
00:42:49No, I know that.
00:42:51I don't think you're a child.
00:42:52I just didn't want you to think
00:42:53that I had abandoned you.
00:42:54That's it.
00:42:54It's all cool, really.
00:42:55Okay.
00:42:56You know what?
00:42:57Why don't you come over this afternoon?
00:42:59Yeah, we'll order out.
00:43:00It'll be great.
00:43:01I can't.
00:43:02I got plans.
00:43:03Oh.
00:43:04Well, that's too bad.
00:43:08Actually, I know my parents asked you
00:43:09to check in on me and all,
00:43:11but I was going to invite a couple of friends
00:43:13over tomorrow night.
00:43:14You're going to make a party?
00:43:16Not a party.
00:43:17Just, like, a couple of close friends.
00:43:19Just hanging out, you know?
00:43:22Figured you'd be cool with it.
00:43:24Oh, yeah, I'm cool with it.
00:43:26Yeah, I'm cool with it.
00:43:28No problem.
00:43:29Still don't want anyone
00:43:30calling the cops on me or anything, you know?
00:43:32Yeah, I don't want to ruin
00:43:33my parents' vacation.
00:43:35Yeah, I know.
00:43:36Some of the neighbors are kind of lame.
00:43:40Listen, have it at my house.
00:43:41What?
00:43:42Yeah, we'll use the pool.
00:43:43We'll grill out.
00:43:43It'll be perfect.
00:43:45Really?
00:43:46Yeah.
00:43:46That way I can keep an eye on you.
00:43:48You know what I mean?
00:43:49No one's going to call the cops at my house.
00:43:52Um, I don't know.
00:43:54I just don't want to be, like,
00:43:55an inconvenience to y'all or anything.
00:43:58Are you sure Mrs. Brick's cool with it?
00:44:00What, Catherine?
00:44:03Catherine's cool with it, man.
00:44:05You know what?
00:44:06I insist.
00:44:07Yeah, if you're having the party,
00:44:09you're having it at my house.
00:44:13Okay, I guess.
00:44:14All right.
00:44:15Thanks.
00:44:16Sure.
00:44:16Hey, it's better this way.
00:44:19Trust me.
00:44:51Hey, hey, hey, come on, come on, you need to relax.
00:44:54How am I supposed to relax?
00:44:55There are children drinking alcohol in my house right now.
00:44:58Like this.
00:45:02What, have you brought out of fun?
00:45:04Come on, come on, just one shot.
00:45:06Please?
00:45:13Come on, one more.
00:45:16One more.
00:45:18One more.
00:45:19Just one more.
00:45:24See?
00:45:39Tara!
00:45:41You came!
00:45:43Yeah, well, after Connor told me that you personally extended your rotation,
00:45:48how could I say no?
00:45:54Come in.
00:45:55There's food and drinks, just make yourself home.
00:46:05You all right?
00:46:06Huh?
00:46:08Are you all right?
00:46:09You looked a little stressed out.
00:46:12Is it that obvious?
00:46:16Look, I can get all these people out of here if that's what you want.
00:46:19Oh, no.
00:46:20No, that's not necessary.
00:46:22You sure?
00:46:22It's not a problem.
00:46:24It's not a problem.
00:46:25I mean, Dennis is having fun, so it's fine.
00:46:31What about you?
00:46:33What about me?
00:46:36You having fun?
00:46:37I mean, not exactly.
00:46:45Yeah, me either.
00:46:51Aren't these your friends?
00:46:53What?
00:46:54I thought you knew them.
00:46:58You know, you're allowed to enjoy yourself every once in a while.
00:47:03Well, I know.
00:47:06I've just had a lot on my mind lately.
00:47:08Like what?
00:47:12You don't want to know.
00:47:14Okay.
00:47:21Well, tell me something I do want to know.
00:47:25Like what?
00:47:27I don't know.
00:47:28Anything.
00:47:30Whatever you want.
00:47:35Did Dennis send you over here to talk to me?
00:47:40No.
00:47:41Why would he do that?
00:47:44Never mind.
00:47:48Wait, you're telling me that you're a cheerleader?
00:47:50Really?
00:47:51What about that is so hard to believe?
00:47:54I don't know.
00:47:54I just, cheerleaders always just seem so prissy.
00:48:02Really?
00:48:08I'm glad you came.
00:48:10I didn't think I was going to get to see you again.
00:48:12Yeah, well, from what I've heard, you've seen quite a bit of me.
00:48:16No, no, no.
00:48:16It's okay, really.
00:48:17It's fine.
00:48:19I kind of liked it.
00:48:20Really?
00:48:21I mean, yeah.
00:48:23Never done that before.
00:48:25You know, had somebody watch me.
00:48:28Chalk it up to new experiences.
00:48:32Got to keep it fresh.
00:48:33It was definitely hot, though.
00:48:36Being watched.
00:48:38Really?
00:48:39Yeah.
00:48:40I can add it to my profile.
00:48:42Exhibitionist.
00:48:45Well, you see, there's this app.
00:48:46Oh, I know about the app.
00:48:48You do?
00:48:49Yeah.
00:48:50I, um...
00:48:53Signed up for it.
00:48:55You scoundrel.
00:48:57Yeah.
00:48:59Wait, does Catherine know?
00:49:01Yeah.
00:49:02Hey, we're cool.
00:49:04You know, I mean...
00:49:07We're married, but we still party.
00:49:10I'm a lucky dog.
00:49:16Graduation's a couple years away.
00:49:18Oh, that's exciting.
00:49:20I guess.
00:49:21I mean, it'd be nice to finally get out of here.
00:49:23I just don't know what I want to do with my life.
00:49:27Well, you know, I graduated many years ago now,
00:49:32and, um, I still don't know what I want to do with my life either.
00:49:36But that's life, though.
00:49:37You just try new things, and if you don't like it,
00:49:40you can move on to something else, so...
00:49:42Yeah.
00:49:44Like, my dad wants me to go to college, of course.
00:49:48But why?
00:49:50What's the point?
00:49:51Everyone goes to college.
00:49:53But you have to go to college.
00:49:55Why?
00:49:56You went to college, right?
00:49:58Yes.
00:49:59What'd you study?
00:50:01Social work.
00:50:03Why?
00:50:05Because I wanted to help people.
00:50:08See?
00:50:10That's awesome.
00:50:11I want to make a difference, too, you know?
00:50:14I don't want to be locked down in some job that I hate forever
00:50:17or obsessed about things like my house or my lawn.
00:50:24Well, what do you have in mind, then?
00:50:30I'm just thinking about joining the Peace Corps.
00:50:34Oh, that's so admirable.
00:50:38I mean, it's actually really nice hearing someone your age
00:50:42thinking about more than, like, likes and followers and shares.
00:50:50Yeah.
00:50:52It's cool.
00:50:55Well, I think you're cool.
00:50:58Seriously.
00:50:59Seriously.
00:51:00I can't talk like this in front of my friends.
00:51:07Okay, um, well, I need other drinks, though.
00:51:15This is fun.
00:51:17I'm glad you came.
00:51:19Me, too.
00:51:21So you're good to drive, right?
00:51:23Because you could totally crash here.
00:51:25I have a futon in the spare room.
00:51:26No, thank you.
00:51:27But really, I had fun.
00:51:29Okay.
00:51:49Well, I think I had one too many.
00:51:50I'm going to go ahead and head to bed.
00:51:53Can I help clean anything up?
00:51:57No.
00:51:59Just leave everything, man.
00:52:00I'll clean it up in the morning.
00:52:01You sure?
00:52:05Yeah.
00:52:26He's a good guy.
00:52:28Oh, yeah.
00:52:30He's a great guy.
00:52:33Well, thanks for letting us party over here.
00:52:36Hopefully, we didn't mess things up too much.
00:52:39Oh, no.
00:52:42Maybe I should start getting my friends out of here.
00:52:46Or at least the ones who are still awake anyways.
00:52:50Oh, yeah, I would rather you guys just stay here than be out trying to drive right now, so.
00:52:59Oh, okay, okay, then.
00:53:02It was really nice talking to you.
00:53:05I guess I'll just see you around.
00:53:09Okay.
00:53:09Um, actually, I have something to show you.
00:53:15You want to come with me?
00:53:17Yeah.
00:53:25What's going on?
00:53:29You all right?
00:53:31You all right?
00:53:32You all right?
00:53:43Well, let's go.
00:53:46Mm-hmm.
00:53:56Oh.
00:54:00Mm-hmm.
00:54:02Oh.
00:54:04Oh.
00:54:04Oh, my God.
00:54:43Oh, my God.
00:55:04Oh, my God.
00:55:16Oh, my God.
00:55:17Oh, my God.
00:55:24Oh, my God.
00:55:25Oh, my God.
00:55:27Oh, my God.
00:56:25Oh, my God.
00:56:27Oh, my God.
00:57:10Oh, my God.
00:57:42Oh, my God.
00:57:46Oh, my God.
00:57:51Oh, my God.
00:58:22Oh, my God.
00:58:46Oh, my God.
00:58:47Dennis, we're getting a little behind out here.
00:58:51I was thinking about asking somebody to stay.
00:58:59Yeah, I'll stay.
00:59:02Really?
00:59:04Yeah, that's fine.
00:59:05I'll do it.
00:59:07I'll do it.
00:59:08I'll do it.
00:59:11I'll do it.
00:59:28Okay.
00:59:28Okay, yeah.
00:59:29Okay, yeah, okay.
00:59:29Okay, yes, see, it says here that you have to go to college.
00:59:31That's if I want to be a boss or something. I'm just looking to be a grunt for now.
00:59:37What's going on?
00:59:39Oh, hey! Um, I- Connor and I were just going over the requirements for the Peace Corps.
00:59:43Hey, Dennis.
00:59:46Yeah, I'm sorry. You said you were gonna be late, and I didn't want all this food to go to
00:59:49waste, so I-
00:59:50Can't you without me?
00:59:50No, no. There should be enough left for you.
00:59:55Sorry, I guess I got a little carried away. I've just been working out so much lately that I've been
00:59:59hungry all the time.
01:00:01Oh, no. I'm sorry. I didn't realize it was all gone.
01:00:05Oh, and that young metabolism. You have to enjoy it while you can.
01:00:12Suddenly, a new line makes a play for the alpha.
01:00:15There will be no negotiations here. A fight is inevitable.
01:00:19They clash in a brutal display of violence and aggression, unmatched anywhere else in nature.
01:00:24They both know what is at stake.
01:00:26The loser-
01:00:27Dennis!
01:00:28Yeah?
01:00:30Why don't you turn off the TV for a minute and come in here?
01:00:33The dominant female.
01:00:34Let me know this.
01:00:41Well, I think I have something you'll like more.
01:00:52Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Your- your- your house is so dirty. Oh. Oh, yeah.
01:00:59Shit.
01:01:01You like it like that?
01:01:03Oh.
01:01:04Come on.
01:01:04Oh.
01:01:07Is everything alright?
01:01:09Yeah, it's fine. It's just-
01:01:12Fuck!
01:01:19I'm just distracted, that's all.
01:01:21Okay.
01:01:24Um, well, maybe, maybe I can, um-
01:01:28No.
01:01:30Just-
01:01:34And you know what? To tell you the truth, this- this isn't doing it for me.
01:01:41Oh, um, okay, uh, well, it- it was in the box.
01:01:50Yeah, well, it's just not working.
01:01:55Maybe you should just change.
01:01:58Okay.
01:02:05Dennis!
01:02:11Dennis!
01:02:13Dennis!
01:02:24What?
01:02:26What?
01:02:27What is going on with you? Your performance here lately-
01:02:29Do I? Excuse me for a second. I don't feel very well.
01:02:34Ahh!
01:02:35Ahh!
01:02:37Ahh!
01:02:38Ahh!
01:02:40Ahh!
01:02:41Ahh!
01:02:44Ahh!
01:02:56What the fuck?
01:02:58For one second, just wait.
01:02:59Wait.
01:03:04Fuck.
01:03:05Fuck.
01:03:14Fuck.
01:04:10Oh, hey, sweetie.
01:04:13You're home, early.
01:04:15Actually, I have something I have to talk to you about.
01:04:17What's up?
01:04:21What's he doing here?
01:04:22Oh, Connor is fixing the pipe underneath the sink.
01:04:26It's all good under here.
01:04:28Shouldn't have any more problems with her.
01:04:32With her?
01:04:34The sink.
01:04:37Later.
01:04:38Later.
01:04:43So, what did you need to talk to me about?
01:04:51Nothing.
01:04:53I just didn't feel very well.
01:04:55I had to leave early, that's all.
01:04:57Oh, well, you look a little flush.
01:05:01You don't feel warm, though.
01:05:05Yeah, it's probably nothing.
01:05:08Okay, um, well, why don't you have a seat and I'll make you some tea, okay?
01:05:14Okay?
01:05:15Okay.
01:05:35So, Connor fixed this sink.
01:05:39Yeah, it looks like it.
01:05:42No more backups, then?
01:05:46Nope.
01:05:48Sounds pretty handy.
01:05:52I suppose.
01:05:56So, did you call him, or did you just...
01:06:00No, no, I just, I ran into him randomly outside.
01:06:05I must have mentioned it, and he, he volunteered to come over and help.
01:06:10Yeah.
01:06:11You just...
01:06:14randomly met him outside.
01:06:18Yeah, randomly.
01:06:22I could have fixed that sink.
01:06:25I just...
01:06:27I've just been busy, that's all.
01:06:31I know that.
01:06:33It's just a sink.
01:06:35It's not very hard.
01:06:36I could have fixed it!
01:06:42The trunkfish is a strictly monogamous species.
01:06:45The females pair with a male, lay their eggs, and wait patiently for their partner to fertilize.
01:06:51However, sometimes, once the eggs are laid, a different male, taking advantage of a vulnerable situation,
01:06:57secretly fertilizes the eggs himself, producing a cuckold in the process.
01:07:02The new male's legacy will live on, while the monogamous male's lineage, sadly, and unbeknownst to him, comes to an
01:07:08end.
01:07:09I don't know what to do anymore.
01:07:13It's like, since he got laid off, he just wants to sit around the house all day on his phone.
01:07:20Yeah.
01:07:21It's gotta be hard.
01:07:23Losing his job at his age.
01:07:27Okay, I know...
01:07:29I know we probably seem ancient to you, but we're not that old.
01:07:33Well, you're not.
01:07:34You're super chill.
01:07:37Dennis...
01:07:40He just tries too hard.
01:07:43Not everyone can be perfect like your parents.
01:07:46My parents?
01:07:48You think the fucking pillhead Amy's my mom?
01:07:52Pillhead?
01:07:53Yeah, it's a dude's third wife.
01:07:56Third?
01:07:58Are you serious?
01:08:00Trust me.
01:08:01My parents are far from perfect.
01:08:10Hey there, Connor.
01:08:12I'll start spending you more time.
01:08:13You're about to start charging your rent.
01:08:15Yeah, I was about to head out anyways.
01:08:19Good.
01:08:20Yeah.
01:08:21Good.
01:08:24Later, Kathy.
01:08:42You two seem to be getting pretty close.
01:08:45He's a nice kid, and he's just looking for a little guidance.
01:08:50His parents aren't giving it to him.
01:08:54And I think that he sees us as, like, you know, contemporaries.
01:09:02Us.
01:09:05Or you.
01:09:07He has a ton of respect for you.
01:09:10He talks about you all the time.
01:09:12I bet he does.
01:09:14I bet he's just touting my name.
01:09:16It's the name of them on your ear.
01:09:22I don't want you hanging out with that kid anymore.
01:09:31I don't want you hanging out with that kid anymore.
01:09:34He has a ton of respect for you.
01:09:54Okay, if you don't want Connor over here anymore, I get it, okay?
01:10:05Okay.
01:10:09Oh my god, it's not there.
01:10:14Can...
01:10:17Can we make up now?
01:10:21Just...
01:10:22I'm not in the mood.
01:10:24No?
01:10:27Not at all?
01:10:28No.
01:10:34We can...
01:10:35pull something out of the box if you want to.
01:10:37Stop it.
01:10:43What's the matter with you?
01:10:46I'm fine.
01:10:51You're not fine, Dennis.
01:10:53You won't touch me.
01:10:56Like, you won't even look at me.
01:11:10I fucking knew this was gonna happen.
01:11:11I knew...
01:11:13I knew this was gonna happen.
01:11:17Look, I'm fine.
01:11:20Okay?
01:11:22Really.
01:11:24I'm fine.
01:11:28You know what?
01:11:30I got a new idea for us.
01:11:36What...
01:11:36What is it?
01:11:38It's something I've been dying to try.
01:11:43Okay, okay.
01:11:44Well, um, just...
01:11:45Just put it in the box.
01:11:46No.
01:11:47Now.
01:11:48We have to do it now.
01:11:49We have to do it now.
01:11:50Come on.
01:11:50Come on.
01:11:55Come on.
01:11:57This is gonna be...
01:11:58This is gonna be just...
01:11:59How you've always wanted it.
01:12:03Just...
01:12:04Just...
01:12:04Just...
01:12:04Okay, just wait.
01:12:09Just stop.
01:12:17Stop.
01:12:22Get the fuck off me!
01:12:23Get the fuck off me!
01:12:26What?!
01:12:27I thought that's what you wanted.
01:12:29You're fucking sick!
01:12:30I'm sick?!
01:12:32I'm not the one who fucked the child!
01:12:34What is it about this kid?
01:12:36I want to know why he can make you come,
01:12:38and I can't.
01:12:39I mean, what is it about this, kid?
01:12:41It makes you up so hard.
01:12:44He treats me like I'm a fucking human being,
01:12:47not just a fucking hole to shove things into him.
01:12:49It's what you wanted.
01:12:51You knew what you were asking me to do.
01:12:54You wanted to do it.
01:12:55You know you wanted to do it, and you didn't.
01:12:57And you liked it more than you liked it with me.
01:12:59If you have any regrets, that is your fault.
01:13:02I can't even fuck at you anymore.
01:13:05Just get the fuck out.
01:13:06Just get the fuck out of my house.
01:13:08Fuck you.
01:13:09Get the fuck out.
01:13:43What a coincidence, huh?
01:13:46Where you been?
01:13:48True practice just started for the summer,
01:13:50so it's been taking up a lot of my time.
01:13:53Yeah, I don't think I've seen you
01:13:53since the party at my house.
01:13:55I think you're right, actually, yeah.
01:13:57That was a crazy night, huh?
01:13:59Did it get crazy?
01:14:02Yeah, things got pretty wild.
01:14:03You should have stuck around.
01:14:05Oh, okay.
01:14:07Cool.
01:14:08Yeah, it was filled with those new experiences you like.
01:14:11You know what I'm talking about?
01:14:13I'm sorry?
01:14:15Remember when we were talking about new experiences?
01:14:18Remember?
01:14:18New experiences?
01:14:19New experiences?
01:14:20How's this for a new experience?
01:14:21Whoa, what the fuck?
01:14:23Wait.
01:14:23What?
01:14:24I thought that you were into this.
01:14:25I thought that you were into this.
01:14:26No.
01:14:27Into you?
01:14:28Are you crazy?
01:14:29Do I act all sexy?
01:14:30You acted all interested?
01:14:31You acted like you were into me,
01:14:32and then they tried to put out?
01:14:33You don't give me anything?
01:14:34Well, you're a fucking complete stranger.
01:14:36That is none of your business.
01:14:38Fucking slut.
01:14:39I'm a slut?
01:14:40Yes.
01:14:40Really?
01:14:40Get the fuck out of here.
01:14:42You're an old man coming up to the high school
01:14:44trying to find little girls to prey on?
01:14:45Really?
01:14:46What the fuck?
01:14:47I wonder how your wife would feel about that.
01:14:49Let's see how your wife likes that.
01:14:57Noil.
01:14:59No.
01:15:00No.
01:15:01No, no, no.
01:15:03No.
01:15:03No!
01:15:03No!
01:15:05You're right.
01:15:06No.
01:15:12No.
01:15:13No.
01:15:13No.
01:15:37Hey!
01:15:44You shouldn't be here.
01:15:46You don't get to pretend like you didn't do anything.
01:15:49Like nothing's wrong.
01:15:52Nothing is wrong.
01:15:53You knew what this is about, and if you've got a problem,
01:15:56that's your fucking problem.
01:15:58You ruined my life!
01:16:04Fight me!
01:16:10What?
01:16:11You have to fight me!
01:16:15Why?
01:16:15Because that's the way that it works!
01:16:18Those are the rules!
01:16:20Look, my parents are on the way home right now!
01:16:24And they're definitely gonna fuck up all our shit if they heard what happens!
01:16:27You have to fight me!
01:16:30How about instead, I call the cops and tell them that your wife
01:16:34fucked a 16-year-old while you recorded it!
01:16:49We could forget any of this ever happened.
01:17:06Motherfucker!
01:17:06You can't just do whatever you want!
01:17:28It wasn't supposed to be like this!
01:17:32It wasn't supposed to be like any of this!
01:17:38You got to be like, on the way you were so fast!
01:17:48You're so close!
01:17:49You were so close!
01:17:50I can't find you!
01:17:50I can't find you!
01:17:51You're so close!
01:17:52You're so close!
01:17:52You're so close!
01:17:53You're so close!
01:17:58You're so close!
01:19:53This is exactly what I wanted.
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