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The Office South Africa S01E01-2 (2026)
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00:11I'm the first one.
00:19I will pray.
00:20Why are you here?
00:22Why not?
00:22My name is Javu.
00:30It's a big deal.
00:33Oops!
00:34Did you see me?
00:37Did you see me?
00:37Well, I didn't see you.
00:43Oh!
00:46What's this?
00:47It's a big deal.
00:49It's a big deal.
00:51Hello, hello, hello!
00:54Hello, hello!
00:56Hello, man.
01:00It's very important
01:02to have my own personal ideas.
01:06It's a big deal.
01:07I'm not a big deal.
01:10I'm not a big deal.
01:12I've always said
01:13that I'm afraid to be in contact.
01:16It's a big deal.
01:19I don't know anything about it.
01:21I love it.
01:22Come, right!
01:26It's a big deal for the day
01:37It's a big deal.
01:38It's a big deal.
01:41It's a big deal.
01:42It's a big deal.
01:43It's hard.
01:45It's really hard.
01:46It's a big deal.
01:46I'm not afraid.
01:49It's a big deal.
01:51It's a big deal.
01:53What is it now? Too bad to go in again?
01:56Okay, the ice crew is at night.
01:58But, you know, I can regulate my temperature.
02:02I can do that or survive.
02:04But, you just live here, Max.
02:07Wow, wow.
02:10So as I can make it up.
02:12Char, drop it!
02:13Sorry, sorry.
02:18Hey, how can I start?
02:20Let's go.
02:22Let's go.
02:59Let's go.
02:59So hot, debes.
03:01Gross, eh?
03:02Shut up! You're too messy.
03:04Porch girl?
03:05No, I can't say.
03:06She seems nice. Emma!
03:08What does a poch girl look like?
03:10Why are those girls who had the Souties in the camp?
03:12Oh, come on, shot them.
03:13Do I see the goose?
03:14Um, can I say?
03:18They sit not with their otherdoms here.
03:2122.
03:22Oh, you're out of it, Pivot!
03:24Ah, no.
03:25Pivot?
03:25Sorry, no.
03:26What's this rubbish?
03:27His sister is mother.
03:28Our ITO is blind.
03:29A joke.
03:31We're not an ITO first.
03:33Give a phone.
03:34Yeah.
03:34See?
03:35He said he's a Pivot.
03:37Okay, go.
03:38That's next.
03:39No, I don't want to see it,
03:41because I respect my personal privacy.
03:42So, this is the type of what I am.
03:45Come on.
03:47Charge it.
03:49Brawl outside is...
03:51Brawl.
03:52Chips.
03:53Charge.
03:53Chips.
03:54Here, Hankie.
03:56Yeah, I'm a man about Palloni.
03:59I'm really passionate about it.
04:02I mean, as they grow up,
04:04they want to be a rugby-held
04:05or a cricket-held.
04:07I was like, mm-mm.
04:09Palloni-smouse.
04:11Okay, my second.
04:13Come on, let's see what's going on.
04:15A pot, huh?
04:16A little bourbon.
04:17You have one problem, P.
04:22It's too white.
04:24Excuse?
04:25Too white.
04:26Too white.
04:26Too white.
04:27Too white.
04:28Too white.
04:30It's a joke, man.
04:33Relax, relax, relax.
04:34I can't do it.
04:36I can't do it.
04:37I can't do it.
04:38It's a white.
04:40What?
04:41Just a red.
04:42It's a millionaire.
04:49Even if you have 20,000 people.
04:50It's a flip, huh.
04:52It's a flip, huh?
04:53Oh, I can't do it.
04:54Oh, I can't do it.
04:55Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
04:57Shucks!
04:57This is a flip.
04:58Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
05:12It's a little bit about me, a sort of chasing the sun, if you will.
05:18Chasing the baloney.
05:21You have the job.
05:22Oh, wow, okay, that's great. Thank you, meneer.
05:27Meneer, meneer.
05:28You have the ratio of baloney.
05:31Yeah.
05:34What do you say, I have the ratio of baloney?
05:36Yeah, because I have the innovative, I have a lot of work, and I have a woman.
05:39My meneer, I look at my face and I have the ratio of baloney.
05:43In a good way.
05:45Come, let's talk about your role.
05:47Not your fat role, not that I have looked at it.
05:51I respect women, no, that's social media, Facebook, Insta's, my new thing.
05:58Then the memes have been made, but they are...
06:03Then my personal consent.
06:05And wet design.
06:07Excuse me, sorry.
06:08Wet design.
06:08No, your personal assistant.
06:11It's by a way up my virk.
06:14I sit baloney up between 140,000 husbands.
06:17Make a little bit of a sum.
06:19Your personal assistant was not on your post-description.
06:22Just now.
06:25Now say I say your dad.
06:28What?
06:28Your dad, this isn't P.I.
06:33It's brilliant.
06:34I don't know if you have a sense of your husband.
06:36No, I don't know if you have a son.
06:40No, I don't know if you have a son.
06:42No, I don't know if you have a son.
06:53What is that?
06:54Oh, no.
06:55I don't know what to do.
06:56I mean, it's better than a balloon.
07:00It's not going to go.
07:02But if I balloon, it can look good.
07:04I mean, that's the world my sister.
07:08Okay.
07:11How are you doing this?
07:13I'm a long virgin.
07:14I have to understand you.
07:15But let me learn something.
07:16Three good things like.
07:18They dance under a booty.
07:19They can drink.
07:20And a pack of six stif gepakte abs.
07:23One week with these things.
07:24I like to see a colise, John.
07:25Yep.
07:31This is the real McCoy.
07:33First edition.
07:34My pa had been bought in 2003.
07:362003?
07:37Yes.
07:37Then it's the real McCoy.
07:39I think it's the thing that's behind the door.
07:42All right.
07:43500 rounds.
07:43Come on.
07:44This thing is not 500 rounds.
07:46Oh, this thing has a lot of sentiment.
07:47Take it, dear Charles.
07:49Okay, okay, okay.
07:49Chill, chill, chill.
07:50Make sense, make sense.
07:51Oh.
07:51Noem your price.
07:53It's 500 rounds.
08:03Right.
08:04The first thing is the first.
08:06Here's the lady.
08:07Emma.
08:07Yeah.
08:08She is the new girl under me.
08:10Legend.
08:11She is my PA.
08:12She is my brainy regatta's out.
08:13What?
08:14Tell us a little bit of a joke that you've made.
08:15I...
08:16I...
08:17I've never said it.
08:18I've never said it.
08:19I've said PA.
08:19Susan.
08:20P-I.
08:21PA.
08:22My PA.
08:23Frank sucks.
08:25Flau grap.
08:28Uh, I...
08:29Do not use social media.
08:30Oh, sorry.
08:31The social media and...
08:32No.
08:32Extra stand on the Afrikaans.
08:34All right.
08:35You can go.
08:35Cue.
08:36We've already talked about his accent.
08:38I can do it.
08:39Yeah.
08:39Joke, huh?
08:41Come on.
08:41Come on.
08:42Come on.
08:43Wow.
08:44This is for the south of what you have to say.
08:46Flip.
08:46I understand the Afrikaans.
08:48The mountains, the mountains, the mountains and the mountains.
08:50You understand Kyle?
08:51But it's going for you.
08:53You know, it's tough being the only person who gets picked on because of your culture.
08:57It can't be easy for Kyle.
08:59My son.
09:00I need a client that has called.
09:02Then I'll call him back.
09:03What do we know about him?
09:03Talk to me.
09:04Veronica, we've got 15 kilos below the love that the next day expired and posted on Facebook.
09:10We'll call him off the Facebook.
09:12That won't remove the post, Johnny Mims.
09:14Yeah, the internet is bad.
09:15I've seen a video of Ayina who's in a clothes school in her club.
09:18Buit every child and a woman.
09:20First, I'll tell you that I'll make money.
09:21Good point.
09:22Thank you, George.
09:23This patch probably sent the wrong box.
09:25Hey, you're a box.
09:26My gut loops as a jet.
09:28How are you back from this patch off?
09:29Yeah, I'm back from this patch off.
09:30Hey, I don't understand.
09:31Guess how bad is he?
09:32Yeah, it's like a badge.
09:34I'll tell you about the comments.
09:36Uh, Pelownie, it's not going off.
09:38Okay.
09:39We'll deal with a bully.
09:41And what do we do with a bully?
09:42We'll get the bully back.
09:43We'll get the bully back.
09:43So we'll give the bully beef.
09:44Well, I'll tell you about it.
09:46Come on, I'll tell you.
09:48All your opinions are welcome.
09:49Why don't we just give a refund?
09:50I'll tell you, you're an Indian.
09:52Nope.
09:53Swakie dear.
09:54Let I come on, I'll tell you.
09:56Let Flip you this out, soort.
09:59Does that mean memes?
10:02Observeer and leer.
10:05Piep, piep, piep, piep, piep.
10:08Start sit.
10:13Veronica, hello?
10:14Veronica, hi! This is Flip Bosman from Deluxe Process Meets Klerkstorp.
10:18You know the record, he is not on speakerphone.
10:21I hear, we have a small problem.
10:23Oh, I have not a problem.
10:25Well, let her stand up, we do not refunds.
10:28But you were ready for Palau, thank you.
10:31So I am going to save you.
10:34First batch, I will bring you personally to you.
10:36Where are you?
10:37Shoo, thank you, meneer.
10:39That was not quite loose.
10:40We are at Sarel Brand School.
10:42Speciale school?
10:43Yeah, the school for Gestremdes.
10:45Hey, my brother was in our school.
10:46Of course, he is whipsy in.
10:47Wow, Veronica.
10:50Thank you for your dienst.
10:51This is a tough job.
10:52Yeah, yeah, that is tough.
10:54I can sing for everything.
10:56This is a stupid stuff.
10:58Kinders, they smell for a lap of grass,
11:00to a bowl to scoop.
11:01Genia, can they scoop?
11:04Yeah, yeah.
11:04Oh, we have a small rugby-spanning and all.
11:06They are all around.
11:08It is solid.
11:09Our facilities are amazing.
11:13Veronica,
11:15you have a lot more than 45 kg of Palau.
11:20I will give you a rugby-veld.
11:25Oh my brother,
11:26it is a strong thing that we can do.
11:28Oh!
11:29Shoo, thank you.
11:30Thank you, thank you.
11:31Ernst, thank you.
11:36And this is what you do.
11:37What do you want to do?
11:40How is the Rappyfeld Spruiligte?
11:43Oh no, it's too much.
11:45Veronica, you have a bigger dream.
11:47Do not know what it means for your children.
11:52How do you know that you don't know if it's a school board?
11:55School board!
11:56How do you get this all?
11:58I'm a plan maker, you don't worry.
12:01Mr. Bosman, I hope you will be blessed.
12:04It's too late. Klaublees.
12:08My second, Google, go a bit of a Rappyfeld.
12:11Thesman.
12:12Thesman.
12:17Weet you what I would give as I gave you a school?
12:20What?
12:22For me, it's not a special child.
12:26Every child is special.
12:28In fact, all by the kantoor is special.
12:33Or Kyle.
12:34Kyle is a cook.
12:36Track it!
12:37Pull it, Chom.
12:38This is so cool, man. I'm going to look like Brandon Peeper.
12:42I don't remember these.
12:44You don't have a game.
12:45Please, Chod, please, please.
12:47My auntie had one of these.
12:49You're going to be so strong.
12:52No!
12:54Chom!
12:54Oh, I'm sorry, Chod.
12:56Snap, Jay.
12:57Did you break that thing?
12:58I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. I barely touched it.
13:00I got your face, barely touched.
13:01Look at that.
13:02Shit, sorry.
13:03You don't feel good, you're not so strong.
13:06You're not so strong.
13:07You're going to flip along the thing that it has to be sold.
13:08I'm going to make it a few days.
13:10I'm going to go for it.
13:15You have to search me?
13:16I've got my money back.
13:17I've got my money back.
13:18That's your school.
13:19You're going to break it.
13:20And it's so strong as a brutal fruit.
13:21How's that?
13:23Sorry, I'm going to respond.
13:25What?
13:26A pen.
13:27A pen?
13:28Yes.
13:29Now, go buy a container full pen and give my money back.
13:31Bro, abs is in all of a case not a thing.
13:33Abs is not a thing.
13:34No.
13:36Meiseken, come quickly.
13:37You're not right for me.
13:40Look.
13:40Imagine this.
13:41We're going to a club.
13:42We're at the bar.
13:43We're at the gullies.
13:44We're dancing.
13:45We're dancing.
13:46We're dancing.
13:47I work my magic.
13:48I chat you up.
13:49Abracadabra.
13:50You're chatting.
13:50We're going to your house.
13:52That's what you feel comfortable.
13:53I'm going to my hand.
13:55Look at the door.
13:56You look at six, close, chiseled abs.
13:59What's your reaction?
14:01Wow.
14:02Yes?
14:02I have a house.
14:04You have a house.
14:04Look at me.
14:05You can come to my house.
14:06I have a tip, breath at me.
14:07Oh, you're nice.
14:08It's not nice.
14:08He said that.
14:09You would love to be looking upon your eyes and look, pervitt.
14:11What's your reaction on your abs?
14:13I think personality is more important.
14:16Well, that's fine.
14:17That's success when I work.
14:192 seconds.
14:20Good morning.
14:21Good morning.
14:21Good morning.
14:22How are you going to work?
14:25Flip.
14:26What's up?
14:27Okay.
14:28Right at it.
14:29You...
14:29We learned a lot to make a big difference in a bunch of special children's lives.
14:35And I will hear...
14:37Is you in?
14:39I have no idea what you're talking about.
14:42We promised to build a rugby field for a special needs school.
14:45My P.I.
14:46We're going to get a few quotes.
14:47We have a joke about the P.I.
14:49Where are you?
14:49The other is so weird.
14:51You're lying to me.
14:52You're lying to me.
14:54I just said that I'm his P.I.
14:56Which means...
14:58It translates to P.I.
14:59So, it means...
15:00Sorry, you're saying you're getting up.
15:02Flip.
15:02Sorry.
15:03Just back it up for me.
15:05You promised to build a rugby field.
15:07Uh...
15:07Yeah.
15:08With my name.
15:09Our name.
15:11Deluxe Processed meets Flip Bosman.
15:13But our charitable budget has already been allocated.
15:16On what?
15:17That financing of the fun ran?
15:18It's for cancer.
15:19Exactly.
15:19How much fun is conquer?
15:21It's a real legacy.
15:22But...
15:23Three kids can build and build.
15:24No, Flip.
15:25Just no.
15:26You're like a springbok word.
15:28Come on.
15:29Look for buckets.
15:30This is a nice story.
15:31I don't know the techniques of school.
15:32It's a nice thing, is it?
15:34Flip.
15:35Flip.
15:36No.
15:36This is it.
15:37You are an interim manager.
15:38Fix this mess.
15:39Okay?
15:39And don't do anything else but below me.
15:43Cool.
15:45Roger.
15:46Capitano.
15:50Um...
15:51We're in eight.
15:53All right.
15:54On to point number two.
15:58I think it tells you it's funny if you tell it.
16:02Hey.
16:03John.
16:04Buddy.
16:05I'm...
16:06Um...
16:06Just...
16:07Really...
16:07Sorry about your ablex, man.
16:09I know how special that was to you.
16:10Yeah, well.
16:11You can't fix what's broken as you call.
16:13Yeah.
16:14No.
16:14What's right is right.
16:15I mean...
16:16I'll even pay for it if you want me to...
16:20Okay.
16:211000 rand.
16:22Oh.
16:23Yeah.
16:26Um...
16:27Uh...
16:28Well...
16:29Thanks for here, boy.
16:31Yeah.
16:31So, um...
16:33We're, uh...
16:34We're, uh...
16:34Cooling, eh?
16:35Chor.
16:35Buddy.
16:36No.
16:38Kif.
16:41Baisikant!
16:42We're probably boredom for a meeting.
16:49It was a meeting.
16:51Laga, laga, laga.
16:52Uh...
16:52Chor, sit.
16:55Okay.
16:56Tiny memes.
16:57Wanneerlaas is Tiny verskulgemaak?
16:59What?
16:59Tieu.
17:00Wanneerlaas is jy iemand sy held?
17:02I don't know.
17:03Hy weet nie.
17:05Kom, ek vat julle bykie terug in tyd.
17:07A rugbyspan van Uruguayse vliegtuig het in die anders gebergt as vastgevlieg.
17:12Hy ouwens moes saamstaan.
17:14Selfs die dooiers eet om te oorleef.
17:17Maar hy ouwens is a span.
17:19Paar spielers kort, soor, maar...
17:21A span.
17:23Ek sĂª nie, ons gaan mekaar eet.
17:25Ons nie Uruguayans, nie.
17:26Waaag.
17:27Maar ons is honger.
17:28Flip on hell, sĂª jy.
17:29Dat ons a span moet wees.
17:31Hy kon daarby uit.
17:32Dit was moeie meneer.
17:33Dankie, Tiny, maar...
17:33Hoi guys, I won't eat anyone here.
17:35Maar julle, julle mis my punt.
17:37Kyk, ons is a span.
17:39En as a span, kan ons vir die speciaale kinders een rugbyveld bou.
17:43Met...
17:45Ons...
17:45Eie...
17:46Geld.
17:46Ha?
17:47Sal elkie een geldkie gee.
17:49Asblief.
17:50Jo, flippe, flippe, flippe, jo.
17:53Wel, julle gaan dit nie glo nie, maar Tjort het gesĂª, hy wil een duisend rand vir die rugbyveld gee.
17:58Wow.
17:59I'm in charge, dit is nie a...
18:01Hy, nie, you bad, hy, ek nie kontant nie.
18:05Ek nie eerst kontant in my nie.
18:06Het was net met sy sat, man.
18:07Wat?
18:08Wat?
18:09Nee, nee, nee, ek joke, ek wuitje, ek wuitje.
18:11Ik kom uit my hart uit.
18:13Ek is een goeie mens, ek wuit het.
18:15Grootste hart in Klaars.
18:16Ja, nie, nie die grootste hart nie.
18:18Ja, dit is a begin, maar dit is nog bieke min.
18:21How much is it gonna cost?
18:22Meisiekin.
18:22Ik wacht nog vir kwijt.
18:23Ik wacht nog vir kwijt, maar...
18:26A paar duisend.
18:28Elk.
18:30You can't expect everyone in the office to.
18:33Nee, nee, nee.
18:33Ok, weet je wat, nee, ek nie tyd hiervoor, nee.
18:36As jy nie in is nie, sla nou op, en loop raai deur uit.
18:39Ok.
18:42Wacht, nee, nee, nee, nee, wacht.
18:44Jy kan uitloop, maar jy moet eerst in my gezicht vir my sĂª,
18:48ek wil nie speciale kinderkies help nie.
18:50Ik wil nie speciale kinderkies hier help nie.
18:52Wel, moet dit nie vir my sĂª nie.
18:54SĂª dit vir Kleine Jani?
18:55A speciale kind.
18:56Hm?
18:57Vitte?
18:58I don't know.
18:59Flip, flip, flip.
19:00Dit is dit die voorbeeld jylle.
19:02Ga nie my flippen help nie.
19:04Bosman, this is your thing.
19:05No, my thing, he.
19:06Ma, ek, ek, ek, ek, ek, ek, ek, ek, ek, ek, ek, ek, ek, ek.
19:10Kan nie een van jylle later kom.
19:12As hy kinderkies wat kanskop en alts.
19:15Lekke jobie.
19:16Flip, Bosman, rak pie veld.
19:17En dan krediet vir, nie.
19:19Dat het gaan oor krediet nie.
19:22Maar jylle.
19:23Ga nie raai.
19:26Lekke, yes, ek is een goeie mens, warm gevoel heen nie.
19:29Maar het gaan alts myne wees.
19:31Alles.
19:32Jylle.
19:37Okee.
19:38Okee.
19:38Eie, ek het regeer.
19:41Voel lekker.
19:48No, no.
19:48I don't want to change my flight.
19:50Ek wil hoor of jylle, emritsel gas gee, met de stadion van jylle.
19:55Kom binnen.
19:57Hallo.
19:58Hallo.
20:00Mijnse kind.
20:01Maak een noot dat ek nooit weer vlieging.
20:02Vlieg jij gereeld?
20:05Waarmee, help ek.
20:07Ik wou het.
20:08Oeh.
20:18Gras en palen.
20:19Gras en palen.
20:24Gras en palen.
20:25Ik heb baie raak weggespeeld.
20:26Maar Ă©Ă©n game kom nou bij mij op.
20:30Zelfde uit 48 naal achter.
20:32Toe kom ons as a span by mekaar.
20:34En ons besluit.
20:36As a span.
20:37Kom ons stop die game.
20:39Hierdie ouwens gaan ons eer maak.
20:41En ons het.
20:42En amal was fine na die tijd.
20:46Veronica.
20:47Ek weet soms moet jy vroere verloor, eerder as om verder te verloor.
20:57Kan ek jylle mooie mensense aandag kry asblief?
21:00Ek het pikkie opgesweep geraak in my wit warm passieve speciale kinder.
21:05En het was nie ver nie.
21:07Want ons is a span.
21:12So.
21:14Sorry, nee.
21:16Veronica is bijna hier.
21:18En ons kan nie raai veld bij nie.
21:20Dit is ondoenbaar.
21:22Dit is rarig.
21:24Ondoenbaar.
21:25En ek denk nie dit is rarig dat ons as a span dit vir haar sĂª.
21:33Asblief jylle.
21:35Asblief.
21:39Wat praat van die engel.
21:41Hallo, hallo, jylle lieflike mens.
21:43Lieflike mens.
21:44Lieflike.
21:46Hallo.
21:47Ek.
21:48Hallo.
21:48Ek ga so met die dier by die huis aan val.
21:51Aina.
21:53Ons het ietsie wat ons met jy wil deel.
21:59Enig iemand?
22:02Meisje kind.
22:05Wat is dit?
22:10Die rarig bij valt.
22:12Moet niet om nie.
22:13SĂª net wat ons wil sĂª.
22:14Ach nee, jylle om en aanlod of jy.
22:16Ek kan niet sĂª wat ik vijf wil weis.
22:18Kijk op die gij.
22:20Kijk dan, kijk.
22:21Hallo, hallo.
22:26Ik heb zo opgemaakt.
22:28Kijk op die gij.
22:32Kijk op die gij.
22:35Kijk.
22:36Kijk.
22:37Kijk.
22:42Kijk.
22:46Kijk.
22:59Kijk.
23:01Kijk.
23:02Kijk.
23:03Kijk.
23:29Kijk.
23:33Kijk.
23:47Kijk.
23:52Kijk.
23:55Kijk.
24:03Kijk.
24:09Kijk.
24:26Kijk.
24:40Kijk.
24:54Kijk.
24:58Kijk.
25:00Kijk.
25:04Kijk.
25:13Kijk.
25:15Kijk.
25:17Kijk.
25:20Kijk.
25:22Kijk.
25:24Kijk.
25:29Kijk.
25:31Kijk.
25:33Kijk.
25:34Kijk.
25:36Kijk.
25:36Kijk.
25:37Kijk.
25:37Kijk.
25:39Kijk.
25:39Kijk.
25:41Kijk.
25:43Kijk.
25:44Kijk.
25:45Pierspies! Pierspies!
25:51This is your case!
25:53There's a camera!
25:54There's a camera!
25:56I don't... I don't want to get a hard handball.
25:59Yo!
26:00Yo!
26:01Good morning!
26:03Can anyone help me?
26:05Can anyone help me?
26:06Can anyone help me?
26:09Can anyone help me?
26:12Help him, Kyle.
26:12Can anyone help me?
26:14No, no, no, thank you.
26:16No, no, thank you.
26:19Give him his arms!
26:21I don't want to make my boots!
26:23You can't make anyone pick up.
26:26It's really inappropriate.
26:28Who is this flip person?
26:30It's sex and harassment.
26:32Damn it, my Kyle!
26:33It is really flip!
26:35Flip!
26:36It's flip!
26:37Yeah, how's the camera?
26:39How's the camera?
26:41It's flip, everyone.
26:44Yeah, try to open it!
26:46Oh, wow!
26:48It's water!
26:48It's water!
26:49It's water!
26:50It's water!
26:53It's sexual harassment!
27:07It's not a mess!
27:08I don't have to get it out of the way!
27:09It's water!
27:10You can't go away!
27:10You can't go away from a boat!
27:13It's a new day!
27:15It's a new day!
27:16I've had to be born in the family!
27:17So.
27:19Come on!
27:20What are you doing?
27:24One Christmas.
27:26Just like that.
27:32Flip, what do you do?
27:34I expected a little bit of confetti, but it's a nice touch.
27:38Hi my Tani, I know.
27:40It's the first year of Baya.
27:41Flip, Flip.
27:46Grap, Gatte.
27:48I hope you have my photo of Gary.
27:50Oh.
27:52Gary was your bestiever for me.
27:54And yes, just a year ago, he thanked me.
27:59Vanaf that dark wire.
28:01Well, that was a dark wire.
28:04And it's the same thing to protect the body.
28:06And it's very warm in the summer. Thank you very much.
28:09It's not a great nalatingskap, it's not to lose.
28:12When I took my own money, I bought my own money for every time.
28:18It's cool and it's not your body weight.
28:22It's practical and refreshing.
28:24It's not me.
28:26But they didn't come to me.
28:29One day was he.
28:31The next day was he.
28:34Let me think.
28:37Come a bit later.
28:38Come on, come on, we do not continue.
28:43Come, do not continue.
28:49And go.
28:53Ok.
28:54Let's go.
28:55Let's go.
28:57And he's going to be there.
29:08Ah, booger!
29:10Business for a boozy branch?
29:12Accent.
29:13Bossman, it's not really that kind of a day.
29:15Go, boozy lunch!
29:16Oh, hellua!
29:17Yes!
29:19Money, money.
29:20We were just going to have a quiet get-together to remember Harry.
29:24Was that just?
29:25Gary was a big deal of our lives, Flip.
29:27We didn't have more than a moment of silence.
29:30Of course.
29:32I've had so big presents in the kantoor.
29:35I don't want to talk a lot about him.
29:38When we lost Gary,
29:39I felt like a lump of my life choices to question.
29:43I discovered the kids
29:44and I ticked for Gary just as I kept him on.
29:47I felt better.
29:50I've already checked all of them,
29:52so that day is one of them
29:53and they can open my portraits immediately.
29:57Emma?
30:02Q?
30:06Flip?
30:10You know what, eh?
30:12It's important to think today for Gary today,
30:14but it's also important to think a little bit about life.
30:18So come on, let's work for the rest of the day
30:20and think a little bit about someone who still lives
30:22that we can celebrate today.
30:25Today.
30:27Specifically today.
30:28Can I just go home?
30:30No.
30:30Yeah, but I didn't know the guy.
30:32Was your heart certain that Madiba is dead?
30:34Yes.
30:34Have you known Madiba?
30:36No.
30:36Precis.
30:37I can finally make a statement.
30:40You have a big respect for what this day means.
30:44All of you.
30:46Two things can be the same.
30:48You choose what you do.
30:49You know?
30:51Apartheid?
30:51Apartheid?
30:52There are the same days and days
30:53as what democracy begins.
30:57I don't know how my personal apartheid misses.
31:02Next democracy.
31:11Please stay on the portal.
31:13One more time.
31:14Elton.
31:14Yeah, ooh, olur.
31:16Oh, never, never know,
31:18I can't do this anyway.
31:19Yeah, never know.
31:21This disclose is my name.
31:24To make any Republic books.
31:27I don't want to invite you folks.
31:31I don't want to invite you I know.
31:32I don't want to, I want to even ask
31:37Yeah, I'm trying to get a monkey come off
31:58Oh
31:59I can't go, I can't go, I can't go, I can't go.
32:08Nice game.
32:11Hey Gavin.
32:13Thank you, thank you.
32:16We're all here.
32:20Good.
32:24Lekke.
32:26Ons is all here today,
32:27um a wonderlijke man's life to vie.
32:31Of wonderlijke man's.
32:33Flip, sorry,
32:34a mankie was hier nie,
32:35ek sal verduidelijk.
32:36Gerrie het omself gehang,
32:37want sy vrou het omgeloos.
32:38I see,
32:38hy het al sy geld in die parmitskiem verloor.
32:40Nee,
32:41dis oor sy dochter een lesbeer gewold het.
32:43Gerrie is dood,
32:44terwijl hy bezig was om te doen
32:45wat voor hy lief was.
32:47Dit was om net in die kantoor rond te hang.
32:49Flip al.
32:52Van die memes.
32:55Hy was a goeie traditionele Afrikaanse man
32:59wat omgegeerd vir sy personeel.
33:01Hy was altyk deel het voel van die familie.
33:03Ja.
33:04I was probably the closest person
33:07out of all of us to him.
33:08And, um,
33:09he was very funny,
33:10you know,
33:10how we used to laugh.
33:12So,
33:13I can't,
33:13I can't,
33:14sorry.
33:16Gerrie is so good at checking in on us
33:18to see if we were okay.
33:19Ja.
33:20You know,
33:21if only we took the time to find out
33:22if he was doing alright.
33:23Julle weet sy vrou het weer getrouw ne?
33:25Ja,
33:26maar die ou wat sy nou getrouw het,
33:27oof,
33:27piee onmooi.
33:29Gerrie was hard man.
33:30Hy het geen rede gehad om homself uit te vat die.
33:32You never know what's happening in people's hearts, eh?
33:36If only we knew.
33:39If only we knew.
33:41If only we knew.
33:42If only we knew.
33:45Kevin,
33:45jy is so recht my Indische vriend.
33:47Wat gaan an in ons harte?
33:50Gerrie is nie dood
33:51as gevolg van
33:54lesbeerdochters
33:54en
33:55affairs
33:55en
33:57wat jy gesĂª het nie.
33:58Hy is dood
33:59want hy het nooit die tijd geneem
34:00om binnen toe te kyk
34:01en te vraag
34:01is ek okay nie?
34:04Ek kijk na julle
34:05en ek wonder
34:07is hulle okay?
34:09En ek sĂª seker julle is seker julle is nie.
34:13Maar ek
34:14gaan die lid van hierdie personeel begrawe
34:17omdat hulle nie geweet het
34:19hulle is eindelijk rarig,
34:20rarig sĂª ek.
34:25Jullie gaan nie mooi wees nie.
34:27Maar vandag red ek julle levens.
34:36Trek uit julle skoene.
34:42Tart sit.
34:45Maak seker julle knie raak,
34:47ons mekaar voel.
34:48Ek wil hierdie gesprek begin deur te sĂª,
34:50hierdie is een veilige cirkel.
34:52Het is een cirkel van vertrouwen,
34:53hier is net liefde.
34:54In hierdie cirkel.
34:56Elkien gaan een beurt kry
34:57om te hoor wat die rest van ons denk
34:59is een rede hoekom jy jyself sal wil dood maak.
35:01Wat?
35:02Wat?
35:02Wat?
35:03Iets waarvan jy misschien eerst bewus is nie.
35:04A blind spot.
35:05Nee, ik het die hoorg om uit te hoor.
35:07Dit is vir Gary gedoe nie nie.
35:08Die slechte nie is as hy is dood.
35:10Die goeie nie is,
35:11ek het sy job gekry,
35:13en nou gaan julle amal blij leven.
35:15Kom, ons begin by Gavin.
35:17Vat alles wat julle weet van Gavin,
35:19en denk waarom jy dat ek sy leven sal wil behijnda.
35:22Nee, Gavin,
35:23blijk eindelijk nogal zappie.
35:24Shut up and spiel die game.
35:25Ok?
35:26Leven dood.
35:27Ek weet nie,
35:28hy is a nice family man.
35:30Familie vast.
35:31Plak bie stif vast.
35:32Nee?
35:33As mags of een van sy dochters dood gaan,
35:35het hy niks mee om voor te leven nie.
35:37Sy perfectly healthy.
35:38Wat is a trokkele tref, he?
35:39Ok.
35:40Pfff.
35:41O, van na.
35:42Meneer.
35:43As sy,
35:44gesin nie weet,
35:45skielik amal gelijk weggerik wordeer.
35:47Die trok of,
35:47die nacht van die lang messe,
35:49o, wat ook al,
35:50dan weet ons nou
35:52by Gavin op te check.
35:53But I don't think it'll happen.
35:54Well, never say never.
35:56Jyber!
35:58Blindspotje, enig iemand?
35:59Pansy.
36:00Biki sag.
36:00Tjie wat, jy is recht.
36:01Dis dit.
36:02Ek het nog nooit my vinger nog op sitte,
36:03maar dis dit.
36:04Jy is a softie.
36:05Ja.
36:07Jy is dit nie a proper man nie.
36:09Jy braai met a weber,
36:10en bel jy AA vir a pap wil.
36:12Betal vir die diens.
36:13Ja, en jy hand is te sag.
36:14Dis asof jy het roem.
36:16Jy vrou vir richting, he?
36:17Op die pad en die lewe.
36:18Jy maak ekie seer.
36:19Wel,
36:20een recht afrikander man,
36:21krijg nie raarig seer nie.
36:22Ei, ei,
36:23moet nie sĂª het wees nie.
36:24Ek is nie sĂª.
36:24Wees net,
36:25biki harder.
36:27Ok?
36:27Ja.
36:28Joanne.
36:29Oh, nie dankie skip vir my.
36:30Nope, allemaal word gereed.
36:32You care too much.
36:33Shut up Kyle.
36:34Ouderdom.
36:35Jy was so hard in jou twaundags.
36:38Ouderdags.
36:39Ouderdags.
36:39Beetje van jou vierags.
36:41A tyd kom vir jou.
36:42Ja.
36:43Jy ben gevang.
36:44Ja.
36:44En die memes twee keer gevang.
36:46Vang ons allemaal.
36:47Op behalve vir klein Emma he.
36:49Sy is nog jonk.
36:53Maar jy is hier die jongste sy nie na.
36:57Nee.
36:58Ek weet dat die klas van ding begin nie boe biki lol.
37:01Met nou pos.
37:02Jy, jy, jy, jy, jy, jy.
37:03Allaie goed.
37:03Jy is a asshole.
37:05Ja, laat het uit.
37:05Eet ons sĂª, ek wil het nie blij nie worry.
37:07Probeer net help.
37:08Ok, kom ons doen vir jou.
37:09Nee, nee, nee.
37:09Ek sĂª die faciliteerder.
37:11Jy het nou sĂª, nou wil jy net delik wees.
37:12Ah, ek en die fout wat jy uitdeel hier nou.
37:14Ja.
37:15Het kan, maar het gaan nie oor my nie.
37:16En daar is niks wat gesĂª kan word,
37:17wat sal maak is ek een touw oor die dagbalk gooi nie, dankie.
37:19Ja, van het sal breek.
37:22Ok, my pensie.
37:24Ek hoor jylle.
37:26Ek het geleerd na my saam te leef.
37:27Ek is trots op week is.
37:29En a biki baba feit is nog nooit iemand sĂªr gemaakt.
37:31Biki meer as baba feitjies.
37:33Try exercising about pasta.
37:35Ja.
37:35Maar, dit is nie die punt nie.
37:37Ja, maar flip wat jy eet in die bed.
37:38Ek nie vir die valk hou my dop nie.
37:40I know, a very good dietician.
37:41Trots op week is.
37:42But if it makes you sad.
37:44Kevin, trek jou en bedwijs ons jou sekspat toe.
37:45Jy het nie een vrou of kinders nie.
37:47Ek wil dit nou heen nie, want ek is nog jonkie nie, baar.
37:49Unlike Tanny, fossiel.
37:50Die is ook glad nie meer so jong.
37:52So in a nutshell, vet, bles een saam.
37:55Ja.
37:56Ok, klaar.
37:56Die cirkel is gebreek.
37:57Die is nie een veilige cirkel of vol liefde of enig iets nie.
38:04Ek wil niks scharts het.
38:06Ek wil niks sĂª nie wat ek hoop iemand onthou, ma.
38:08Gerrie is een jaar terug dood.
38:10En wat die jaar terug gebeur op sy dood?
38:13Ek het sy job gekry.
38:14Diezelfde dag.
38:16Ek is vandag precies een jaar lang jylle baas.
38:20En niemand het onthou nie.
38:22Al da's koek wat ek duidelik nie mag eet nie.
38:28So geniet het.
38:32Tell van dat karmal!
38:42Karmal!
38:45Karmal!
38:47Karmal!
38:48Dus.
38:50Karmal!
38:50Tienu-jwa?
38:51Oh?
38:52Karmal!
38:54Karmal!
38:55Karmal!
38:56Karmal!
38:57I've actually been to Joburg, March of 23.
39:03Oh, wow.
39:04Yeah, they make a great cup of coffee.
39:08They really do.
39:09I actually bought a coffee machine in Joburg and imported it to Klangstorp.
39:16Dolce Saggio.
39:18I don't really...
39:1920,000 rand.
39:21So, that's...
39:22Worth every penny, really.
39:25It's magnificent.
39:26I mean, I'm not into, you know, fast cars or anything like that, but you could drive my coffee machine.
39:34Let me tell you.
39:35They go fast.
39:36They're like, very fast.
39:41But, you see, the problem is it only makes double shots.
39:45It doesn't make single shots, so I have to keep throwing the other one away.
39:49Oh.
39:49Yeah.
39:50So, if you ever felt like having a taste of Joburg, you know, maybe you could come around.
40:00Oh, thank you.
40:02How old are you?
40:05I'm 47.
40:07No wise.
40:08No.
40:09No wise.
40:09No, no.
40:09No.
40:11No.
40:11No.
40:12No.
40:13No.
40:14Oh.
40:18Oh.
40:22Oh.
40:25Oh.
40:27My family.
40:29I'm a father, of course.
40:32But I say, sit and say in the law,
40:34I'm a father.
40:35I'm a father.
40:36I'm a school run.
40:37I'm a roadblock.
40:38I'm a nightclub.
40:39I'm a carrygooie competition.
40:42I'm a father.
40:44But I get any thanks?
40:46No.
40:47No, the kids will not know.
40:49Tell us our right father.
40:51Well, your right father is dead.
40:53So what's going on?
40:54We're thankful for everything you have.
40:57Da, pa.
41:07Skryf hier in my dagboek.
41:08Skryf.
41:10Lieve dagboek.
41:12Beste dag ooit.
41:14Personeel vier my een jaar herdenking
41:16en noem my hulle beste baas nog.
41:20Ek manifest, Emma.
41:23En as het nie gebeur nie,
41:25nog vierig jaar wan ek het lees,
41:27dan gaan ek dink het uit.
41:28En dan,
41:29omdat ek dink het uit,
41:30is het so goed as een vertraadig gebeur het.
41:34Nee?
41:35Ja.
41:48Ik hoop jy les nou moes het rotz op jy leself, oké?
41:52Jy het vir Flip hartseer gemak.
41:54En wat het gebeur met die laatste baas,
41:56wat hartseer in haar kantoor gesit het?
41:58Tja, terug.
41:59S kan het niet zo los nie.
42:00Ek ga nie jammer sĂª nie.
42:02Guys,
42:02het is a little and fair that we didn't get to meet.
42:05Het is nie jyldaag gehaald nie, kaal.
42:07Fokus.
42:07Guys,
42:08you know,
42:08he thinks he took over the same day as Gary died.
42:11En jylle weet,
42:13Flip het op Gary afgekom.
42:15Hy het die ambulance gebel
42:17en alles gereel nou voordat ons op die werk opgedaag het.
42:20Ja.
42:20Oh,
42:21I didn't know that.
42:22Maar Gary was ook nou nie altyd so groot nie.
42:25Hy het nooit vir jas daar onthou nie,
42:27maar Flip,
42:27hy onthou vir jas daar.
42:29Ja,
42:30en Flip is bedagswaam.
42:32Hy sal nooit omself hier nie kan toe herhangs
42:34as een stuk bult om vir ons om op hem af te komie.
42:36As hy omself sy doodmak,
42:38sy het doen in sy huis.
42:41Met pillen.
42:42Daar al geen bloed is nie.
42:44Dat ons om eers weke later sy kry.
42:46Ten daai tyd het die virums om al geëet en
42:49het was net een vet geram.
42:51Okay, okay, it's hard to get it.
42:53The kind of leaving him in his sad estate,
42:55which is exactly what he's trying to prevent us from doing, you know.
42:59This place never sells Pallone.
43:01Like,
43:02Pallone is stored downstairs,
43:04it gets shipped off somewhere,
43:05and then more Pallone is brought in
43:06to be stored downstairs.
43:08But bro, like,
43:09I never see them make a sale.
43:16Flip.
43:17Wat?
43:18Kan je ons join in de boardroom?
43:21We go.
43:22So much.
43:25Okay.
43:51Go ahead.
43:53Okay.
43:54Flip, I like you to think and say it well about myself.
43:58No one does it.
44:01Sorry.
44:02But Flip said of the coin, maybe we can look at positive things that make us live.
44:07Flip, can you think of anything positive for me?
44:12Jy is long.
44:14And you are friendly.
44:16Okay, and friendly. Okay, thank you.
44:19So as a race.
44:20So more race.
44:21It's a bit of a race beginning.
44:23No, thank you.
44:24And then the memes are full.
44:27You never lie.
44:29You always finish everything that you type up.
44:32Yeah, it looks good like Tanny is older.
44:33Yeah, yeah, yeah.
44:35My Flip?
44:36Gavin.
44:37You listen really.
44:38You are a beautiful African.
44:40You don't stink.
44:43You drink every day.
44:45Flip, let's try something more positive.
44:47No, that's perfect.
44:48I work hard there.
44:50Oh, so that anyone comes.
44:52Thanks, Joe.
44:54Uhm...
44:54Joanne.
44:55Jy is...
45:00Nah.
45:17Stylish.
45:17Thank you, Flip.
45:18Yeah.
45:19Kyle, you are...
45:20You, uhm...
45:22Is...
45:23Engels.
45:24Hmm.
45:25Praat goeie Engels.
45:25Praat goeie Engels.
45:26Praat goeie Engels.
45:28Emma, jy is friendly and good with notas.
45:30Hey, you are always friendly.
45:32Oh!
45:33This is my first work.
45:35This is my first work.
45:36Outside Whiteress West.
45:37And...
45:37The people here...
45:39Yeah...
45:40They hate each other.
45:42But then they also hate each other.
45:44It's like a family.
45:45It's like a family.
45:45Where you can get each other out of each other.
45:47But then...
45:48If someone says something outside...
45:50They all stand together.
45:51It's open.
45:52And it's all to thank...
45:54Pelloni.
45:56Pelloni.
45:57Pelloni.
45:59Pelloni.
46:00Pelloni.
46:00Pelloni.
46:01Pelloni.
46:16Pelloni.
46:17Pelloni.
46:18I'm sorry man.
46:19Can I keep it even if you don't...
46:32Pelloni.
46:34Pelloni.
46:35Pelloni.
46:37It's been quite a day.
46:38Pelloni.
46:39Yeah.
46:40Come right.
46:42You're both man.
46:43And drinks?
46:43I drink.
46:48Drink!
46:50Drink!
46:50No, I can...
46:56Drink!
46:58Drink!
46:59Yeah, I'll go with my brother and drink.
47:00No, no, no.
47:02It's a lot of love.
47:06Drink!
47:06Yeah, you're too young to drink.
47:08I'm going to go to the house.
47:09Good evening.
47:09Get back in the house.
47:10Plek of the bad.
47:23Yeah, sometimes it's about the prices and the legacy
47:26and the most handsome base in the world,
47:29my biggest one is love.
47:32If the people are around you love for you,
47:35it doesn't matter what the hell is.
47:37And I am loved.
47:40And if Geri has a life, I don't think I am going to be.
47:45Thank you, Geri.
47:48Thank you, Geri.
48:03Cool.
48:05Yeah, I deserve that.
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