00:00Oh, for goodness sake, stop it, Henry. I've told you before.
00:09Helen, I've got something for you.
00:11I have no desire to take your filthy pill, Henry.
00:14They're not filthy pills. They're formulated by scientists.
00:18And what isn't? Anyway, they come from Copenhagen.
00:21Well, I see nothing amiss with that. You eat Danish bacon, don't you?
00:25Danish bacon is rather different to a sexual stimulant.
00:28At least, I have always found it so in the past.
00:31Perhaps because we eat it at breakfast.
00:33Many wives, you know, would be flattered that their husbands would wish to engage them in an experiment of this
00:37nature.
00:38Henry, I've got one of my headaches coming on.
00:41And if you must drink too much, please don't take it out on me.
00:44You never give me a chance to take it out. That's the problem.
00:48Oh, and speak of it vulgar.
00:49Oh, I was just thinking of us, dear.
00:52Oh, very well, Henry. If you're going to make my life a perfect misery, I'll have your silly pill.
00:58Probably only aspirin, anyway.
01:06One for me.
01:08One for you.
01:13Delicious.
01:14Water.
01:18Come on.
01:26Well, I hope you're satisfied.
01:30I never wore a mask.
01:34Oh, you.
01:42Henry.
01:43Helen.
01:48Helen.
01:49And what?
01:51Oh, take me.
01:53Oh, take me.
01:55Oh, take me.
02:00Clash, macaroonies.
02:02Henry.
02:03Oh, go ahead.
02:22Henry.
02:23Henry.
02:25Oh, Henry.
02:27Helen.
02:28Henry.
02:29Henry.
02:29Oh.
02:32Oh.
02:40Oh, my God.
03:09Good afternoon.
03:10Oh, where the bloody hell have you been?
03:12We'll be late for my mum and dad at the restaurant, yeah?
03:14Sorry, Sid. Had a bit of a hectic evening and I...
03:16Yeah, and overslept.
03:19Brace yourself, Sid.
03:20I think I'm unofficially engaged.
03:23Oh, my God.
03:24I haven't got time to get you certified now.
03:25Come on, let's go.
03:28Hey, uh...
03:29Funny woman, that lady, Snodley.
03:31She only wants to paint me, you know.
03:32Oh, well, you have got lovely bones, Sid.
03:36That's funny. That's what she said, you know.
03:38Really?
03:38Yeah.
03:39Oh, come on, let's go.
03:42Oh, take it out.
03:47You should talk with that bloody thing on.
03:50Oh, look.
03:52Candles.
03:52Yeah, it's been a bad way if they can't afford bleeding electricity.
03:55Oh, signor, no quieto.
03:57Oh, signor, your table is awake.
04:00Ah, gracias, Luigi.
04:04It's ever so nice here, Mum.
04:05Yeah.
04:06What's the nice light, mate?
04:07All right.
04:07All right, for you guys.
04:09Where are you going?
04:09I'll sit next here.
04:10Sit there, sir.
04:11I'll sit there.
04:12I'll sit down there.
04:14Yeah.
04:23I think continental men are ever so charming.
04:26Oh, yeah.
04:28All these for stirring your tea.
04:30Oh, there's breadsticks, Dad.
04:31You like aperitif, signora?
04:33Well, she doesn't want a pair of teeth.
04:35She's got her own.
04:36Dad, an aperitif is a dream, isn't it?
04:39That's something you have before your orsies do, Faith.
04:42Yes.
04:42Yeah, well, I'll try anything once.
04:44Bring me a pint and a bit.
04:45No, we'll have a caraffa pino, eh?
04:48You know, I don't understand any of this.
04:52Oh, look.
04:53There's only one English thing on it, that spaghetti.
04:55I'll have that.
04:56You want something with, signor?
04:57Chips.
05:00Have you got any chicken at all?
05:02Oh, si, signor.
05:03Petto di pollo.
05:04It's delicious.
05:05All right, I'll have some of that, then, please.
05:07Oh, me too.
05:08Oh, excuse me one moment, signor.
05:10Sure, sure.
05:11Jason, where is he, love?
05:13Oh, he's lovely, mum.
05:14Avril was kind enough to babysit for us, wasn't she?
05:17But I'm a bit worried.
05:18Excuse me, signor.
05:20Now take the rest of you.
05:23What's this?
05:24Pasta.
05:25It's probably fish pasta.
05:27I don't know.
05:27That's something expensive.
05:28He's paid.
05:29We'll have three spaghetti bollock mees
05:31and two Petit de pollo.
05:34Si, signor.
05:35Hey, don't forget my chips, Beppo.
05:37Si, signor.
05:38Walter, you do our pawn.
05:40We've done nothing but complain
05:41since we've come through the door.
05:43Well, he's paying for the meal, you know.
05:45Well, I don't understand
05:46why we can't go to a nice English place.
05:48There's still a few of us left in Britain, you know.
05:50Well, I am going to drink
05:52to Sid and Timmy
05:54and the driving school.
05:56And to mum and dad,
05:57because it's their happy wedding anniversary.
05:59Yeah, of course.
05:59Oh, yeah, right.
06:00Happy anniversary, mum and dad.
06:03We'll have two minutes silent.
06:04Ha, ha, ha.
06:06Nice, sir.
06:06Oh, yeah.
06:07Get the bollock.
06:08Here's it.
06:09Cheeky, you're not a loser.
06:10See, no.
06:11See, signor.
06:12Ah, nice, sir.
06:17Oh, bloody.
06:17You know what I mean?
06:19Steve, what do you know about wine?
06:20Where to put it, love?
06:21Hey, signor,
06:22I'll put some of the vegetables
06:23on your side of the plate.
06:24Oh, oh, man.
06:26Oh, oi, Gypsy Rosalie.
06:28Can you play in a monastery garden?
06:29Oh, si, signore.
06:31Piss off and play there.
06:33Watch it, border.
06:34I'll be ramming it
06:35right up your bleeding ooter.
06:38Signora,
06:39you would like a little bit
06:40on to the side?
06:41Oh, yes, please.
06:42How dare you make
06:42filthy suggestions
06:43to my wife?
06:44Oh, child.
06:45That's it.
06:45That's it, foreigner.
06:46Here.
06:47Oh, child.
06:48Daddy.
06:49And you can stick your fiddle
06:50up your grassy arse.
06:58Come on.
07:00Oh, oh.
07:02Come on, Matthew.
07:04Hey, turn off from your air.
07:05Jimmy, come on.
07:07Jimmy.
07:10It's been a bit more money
07:11since it's all been all right.
07:13Timothy.
07:13Timothy.
07:14Oh, look, it's Mary, Mal.
07:15I'll see you.
07:16I'll see you later.
07:17You go to the side of the...
07:18Dad, look careful, Dad.
07:19Gosh, I am glad you could come.
07:21I've got you a game.
07:23What?
07:23Yes.
07:24One of the finalists
07:25are a man short.
07:26You'll be playing against
07:26Tony's team, isn't it?
07:27Super.
07:28Uh, uh,
07:29oh, but I've just eaten.
07:30Oh, don't worry.
07:31It's only seven as I.
07:32Ten minutes each way.
07:34Here.
07:35Look for a sec.
07:37Oh.
07:42Scared?
07:43Leak?
07:44Scared?
07:44Me?
07:46Oh, I think I'd better
07:48take you to the changing
07:49when there's not much time.
07:50Hey, listen.
07:50Am I a team any good or what?
07:52Oh, don't worry about
07:53what they look like.
07:54Oh, right.
07:55Fine bunch of chaps, really.
08:05Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
08:18Oh, no, no, no, no!
08:35Good luck, Timothy.
08:37Yes. Thanks, Mary.
08:44That's my boy.
08:45Come on, son, keep it with the cobblers.
08:53Oh, God.
08:54It really must try and curb that pathetic streak of exhibitionism, Timo.
08:59Oh, shut up, Sid.
09:01Look after that lot, will you?
09:02And keep your thieving hands out of that wallet, right?
09:06Hello, love. Good luck, love.
09:08Here, we're going to wait for the old match.
09:11Because she's worried about Jason, see?
09:13Yeah, will you do yourself a favour?
09:14All right.
09:22Enjoy yourself, Leek.
09:33Oh, come on, Joe.
09:45Get him, get him.
09:50Oh, say, well played, Timmy.
09:56He used his hands.
10:02Vassily improves performance.
10:04Four.
10:04Bloody hell.
10:05Timmy could do with a couple of these, eh?
10:16Hey, man, not man.
10:18Man, not man, come on.
10:20God, son, do him.
10:30What?
10:32Hey, you got one of the groonies?
10:34Yes, sir.
10:35Hey, you soccer players, all the same.
10:39Oh, boy.
10:41Oh, boy.
10:42Leave it free to me.
10:50Oh, boy.
10:55Good try.
10:57He touched it again, ref.
10:59I'm sure.
10:59Shut your English soccer kickle.
11:03Oh, boy.
11:06Oh, boy.
11:11Oh, boy.
11:17Oh, boy.
11:20Oh, boy.
11:54Two, four, six, eight.
12:09I want nice, clean balls!
12:21Got one in the groonies, eh, sir?
12:22Not nice, is it, sir?
12:39All right, half-time, 8-0 to Montel.
12:43Hello, Mr. Trascott.
12:47Hey, come on, you guys.
12:49How do you help me with your lemons?
12:51I can't go on, Sid.
12:52Ah, don't worry, don't worry, you'll feel much better after you had some of your pet pills.
12:57What pet pills?
12:59The Danish kid, the bumsum and the orange juice.
13:01Oh, thank you, League.
13:03Now, my need is greater than yours.
13:05Hey, wait a minute.
13:08Phew.
13:09Thank you, old boy.
13:11You greedy kid!
13:12That was for him?
13:13Oh, no, Sid!
13:15Hello, Timothy.
13:16Well played.
13:17All right, second half, you puffed-holes!
13:22Good luck.
13:23Come on.
13:24Come on, the Reds.
13:26Come on, Timothy!
13:29Come on, Timothy!
13:32Come on, Timothy!
13:42Oh, well played, Tony!
13:48Oh, well played, Tony!
13:52Well played!
13:54Oh, Mary!
14:00Tony?
14:01Mary!
14:03Oh, no!
14:05No!
14:07Hold up, man!
14:08Brenda!
14:09Mary!
14:10Oh, oh!
14:11Tony, what's got into you?
14:12I don't know, Mary.
14:13No!
14:14But I like it.
14:15Help!
14:15I really do.
14:16Oh, you've gone potty for God's sake!
14:18Mary, I want you!
14:20Oh, no!
14:20Oh, jam!
14:21Oh, no, I know!
14:23Help!
14:25That's my car!
14:26That's my daughter!
14:28We'll take the Brantley!
14:29Right.
14:30Oh, no!
14:33Open this door!
14:34Open the door!
14:36Oh, it's stuck, sir.
14:37You'll have to get in the back.
14:39Be careful, no badly.
14:41Leave it to Nogli, sir.
14:42After them!
15:02Oh, Mary, I feel so, how can I put it, sexually aroused!
15:06Be careful!
15:13After them!
15:14After them!
15:23Tony, why don't we just wait for Daddy to catch up?
15:31Watch out for those men!
15:32Watch out for those men!
15:34Watch out for those men!
15:40Oh!
15:41Christmas, that was close!
15:42I hope it's all right!
15:43Don't worry, sir.
15:44I missed them.
15:45I'm talking about my Bentley!
15:57Stop them!
15:58But be careful!
16:00Daddy!
16:01Daddy!
16:01Daddy!
16:01Daddy!
16:01Daddy!
16:02Daddy!
16:04Daddy!
16:06Daddy!
16:06Hello, Mr. Truskerts!
16:07Hahaha!
16:08Pull over, Brantley!
16:10Stop, Brantley!
16:11I've told you I'll call you I'm a bloody imbecile!
16:13I'm going to fire you, Brantley, from a bloody killer!
16:20Oh, Mary, I've never felt so good!
16:23Help!
16:24Break!
16:25Break!
16:26I am breaking!
16:28Let's go!
17:01Let's go!
17:51I'd like to report an accident.
18:12Fifty bloody quid.
18:14That's not a lot to end up with, is it?
18:16Hey, and all thanks to laughing, boy, here.
18:19Yes, I think it's jolly bad luck.
18:20Do you?
18:20Though that's not quite what Daddy said.
18:23What are you going to do now?
18:24Oh, I don't know, do I?
18:27I mean...
18:39Hey, how do you fancy a trip to the seaside, Timmer?
18:42Hey?
18:44Timmer?
18:47Timmer!
18:48Sid!
18:48Sid, hi!
18:49Up here, yes!
18:51Look out!
18:52Yes!
18:52I don't know.
18:54See you.
18:54I don't know.
18:58My name's Timmer Lee, and you can't see me, because you don't know where to look.
19:03But, oh, look, when I turn my light on, I'm going to turn you right on.
19:09Well, my name's Timmer Lee, and you can't catch me, because you don't know where I am.
19:14But, oh, man, when I turn my light on, I'm going to turn you right on, right on.
19:21Well, I know where I'm going, don't take much knowing, on a straight line to the sun.
19:26To the sun.
19:28Maybe the fly are all the same, I'm going to try.
19:30Going to get there someday, watch me everywhere.
19:54Oh, my name's Timmer Lee, and you can't have me, because you don't know where to start.
20:00So I'll start, and turn your light on, then turn you right on.
20:06Oh, my name's Timmer Lee, and you can't fool me, because I ain't that kind of guy.
20:12But, oh, my, if you turn my light on, you might turn me right on, right on.
20:19Well, I know where I'm going, don't take much knowing, on a straight line to the sun.
20:25I may be a flyer, all the same, I'm going to try.
20:28Going to get there someday, watch me everywhere.
20:31Bye-bye.
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