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00:00:00Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:04Please save my child.
00:00:21Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:41Rejuvenate.
00:00:49Praise! She is the healer goddess!
00:00:53No, please. Don't call me that.
00:00:57I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:03Here you go, miss.
00:01:07Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:11in need?
00:01:24You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:29run.
00:01:32Aw, it's okay, little guy.
00:01:36I'll fix you right up.
00:01:42Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:47We're juvenile.
00:01:52See? Good is the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:01:57Come on, Cleo. Let's go.
00:02:15Please. My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:19We have no idea what the illness is. If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:24The Elizander Armstrong. His military family basically owns the entire global stock market.
00:02:30He's so hot. Does he come with the money?
00:02:33Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:02:36Money. Fame. Power. It's all yours.
00:02:44Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:46Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:50Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:54Grandma!
00:02:54I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
00:02:58Grandma?
00:03:00Grandma.
00:03:01When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:05I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:07And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:14Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:21We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:34Please go feed your dog, Miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:38Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:41You grant me a wish? That you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:45The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:49What? Oh, geez. This is giving me a migraine now.
00:03:53Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:56I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:03:59Okay. Uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:04:04Can you do that?
00:04:05I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:09Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:12Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:16Hold still.
00:04:24What? My migraine's gone.
00:04:26Okay, then let's go.
00:04:27If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:30Come on. Come on.
00:04:45How is he?
00:04:47What is the diagnosis?
00:04:48Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:51I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
00:04:54Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:55You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:57Don't worry, General. I'm the Angel Herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:03I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:23I have no clue what this is.
00:05:28Oh, it looks like the Angel Herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:33That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:35Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:37I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:50He's not budging. There's no movement.
00:05:51Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:05:59Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors. They've tried all these methods and they've all failed.
00:06:05If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:10Who?
00:06:14The goddess of healing.
00:06:18Wait a second.
00:06:45Wait a second. You're not talking about the legendary goddess you.
00:06:46I will find her. James, come put out a bounty to the entire world.
00:06:52Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:06:57There's no need.
00:07:12I'll save your son.
00:07:15Who the hell is she?
00:07:16Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:18She's gonna save your brother? Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:21How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:25Exactly. God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:29She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:32Ew! She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:35I bet it has fleas.
00:07:38That flea-infested, dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:42Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:49Don't touch him.
00:07:52They say don't judge a book by its cover, but I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:57So step aside. I'll take it from here.
00:08:01Could you hold this?
00:08:02Ho, ho, ho, ho. You're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:05I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:09I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:12I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:18Who knows what an unskilled whore girl like her would do for some.
00:08:22A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:29Ew! Disgusting. Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:33Security! Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now. Let's go.
00:08:37If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:45Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail.
00:08:50Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:53You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:56All right, I'll give you a shot. But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's
00:09:03head mounted on my wall.
00:09:05Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:08You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:10And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness. But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:18Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:20No, Miss Trixie. My brother is a hero to me. I can't lose him.
00:09:27Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:32My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:37Also, he's great with puppies. He'd make a great husband.
00:09:42Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:44As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:50Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her. I mean, look at her.
00:09:54Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:10:00Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:04Continue wasting your time. But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:18Okay. What's happening? What are we doing?
00:10:37I knew she was a perv.
00:10:39She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:42Do you all not know that Sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:45Are you insane? Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:10:51He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy,
00:10:54and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.
00:10:58Yeah, right. I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:11:02Oh, okay. I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:05I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:09And I've never heard of endo... cryo... what, what?
00:11:16Chris?
00:11:23It's worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:26What? So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, the rod of a sepulius?
00:11:34Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:39I agree. I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery,
00:11:43what is the point as of doctors who have studied for years?
00:11:47We are all certified.
00:11:49But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:52She's right about everything.
00:11:56Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:01And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what!
00:12:05Endogenic cryomorphy.
00:12:06Oh, and of course none of you have heard of it.
00:12:08Because I just discovered it.
00:12:11This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:15The chances are a billion to one.
00:12:17A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:20But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:25What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:26I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:31Precisely. You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:34You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:39I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:43Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.
00:12:47And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases,
00:12:51which mean nothing, if you can't wake him up.
00:12:55Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:57Oh my god.
00:12:59If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,
00:13:03I think you all should grow parts of your brain back.
00:13:05Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:09What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:11It means you're being schooled by me.
00:13:13And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:17Then let's have a bet.
00:13:19If you can't heal him, we'll break your hands.
00:13:24And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:30These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:35You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:38Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:41There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:45Don't worry, I got this.
00:13:50It's a deal.
00:13:52I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:54No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:02Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:09Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:12Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:25I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:28I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:31I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:36Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:39Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:14:40What for?
00:14:41Don't listen to her.
00:14:43She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:48Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:52Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:14:59What? Did you just call me?
00:15:03There's a man's life at stake here and you're standing in my way.
00:15:07Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:12Now stop getting in my way or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:18Oh yeah?
00:15:19Hey, you wanna see real pain? Where's the dog?
00:15:21Well, put down the dog!
00:15:23With pleasure.
00:15:39Left leaves the wrong breath.
00:15:46You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:51She's been poisoned! It was her!
00:15:55Do you see any poison on me?
00:15:58Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:04This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:07Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:09Of course. I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:14If I want to save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.
00:16:34Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:35This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:37I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way, angel herbalist.
00:16:41This is what I call malpractice.
00:16:45This isn't fatal. She'll live. But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:50Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:52Jacuzzi is ready? Right this way.
00:16:55Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What the hell is going on?
00:16:57You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:02Then stop getting in my way. Every second counts.
00:17:06Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:17:12General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:17Are you really going to let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:21Hold on. You two are going in there alone?
00:17:25If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.
00:17:31All right, but I warn you, no funny business.
00:18:10We're talking about the otherbies.
00:18:11What are you doing here?
00:18:11Let's go for the rest of the world.
00:18:12Let's go.
00:18:12Go.
00:18:13Go.
00:18:25Go.
00:18:26Go.
00:18:27Go.
00:18:27Go.
00:18:29Go.
00:18:29Go.
00:18:30Go.
00:18:37you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman
00:18:40general armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions
00:18:48that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing
00:18:53stock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to
00:19:00that we have to have faith where did you actually find this little night on the streets are you
00:19:09shitting me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her
00:19:15background she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to go in and stop this now
00:19:20you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir
00:19:36i told you all to stay out
00:19:44this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we both die
00:19:52i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:19:58i'm gonna save him myself
00:20:04you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman this is a witchcraft
00:20:11i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her she uses her dark magic to
00:20:19steal the
00:20:19hearts of young handsome men and she eats them alive oh i'm gonna kill that bitch before she takes
00:20:25my son james get the swat team yes sir
00:20:32you regain consciousness
00:20:44help me i just want
00:20:51something's wrong
00:20:54you were drunk with an aphrodisiac
00:20:57lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:02that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:21:11sir
00:21:12the swat team is here captain morales
00:21:17my son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating witch i need you to do whatever you can
00:21:24to tear down that door rest assured general armstrong we'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive
00:21:44who the fuck are you and why the hell are we naked
00:21:49good you're awake i'm saving you
00:21:52saving me by bathing with me
00:21:56who are you your fucking spy
00:21:59talk i swear to god i'm gonna have you arrested for this
00:22:03you're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stupper
00:22:08i will never
00:22:09oh really
00:22:23look who's guilty now
00:22:27look i don't know what the fuck this is
00:22:29all right but it is a biological fact
00:22:31a man is attracted to
00:22:34a naked woman
00:22:35and her breasts
00:22:37science okay just means that my body
00:22:39oh shut up
00:22:43you're distracted me with your phone
00:22:45and i'm a professional
00:22:47i hear lysander's voice
00:22:48captain do something now
00:22:50ready
00:22:56we're almost there
00:22:58aim
00:23:01get him boys
00:23:02get him
00:23:04fire
00:23:08fire
00:23:23those
00:23:24dave
00:23:24how is this possible
00:23:26it's not even a scratch
00:23:28i told you this is dark magic
00:23:31of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing
00:23:33no
00:23:34i believe miss trixie is a good person
00:23:37she's not the dark witch
00:23:38young master armstrong
00:23:40you are too easily fooled
00:23:42this homeless psycho
00:23:44doesn't even have the skills to make a living
00:23:46how is she going to save someone else's life
00:23:48that's right
00:23:49the queen angel and i are already the top female doctors in the world
00:23:53if we can't save him
00:23:55no one can
00:23:56except for the goddess healer
00:23:57think about it
00:23:58we heard lysander's voice
00:24:00he's been in a coma for two years
00:24:02miss trixie must have woken him up
00:24:03you're right
00:24:04this homeless girl is maybe
00:24:07the goddess
00:24:10maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess
00:24:13no no
00:24:14absolutely not
00:24:15there is no way this hobo girl is better than us
00:24:19how could you know for sure
00:24:20right now
00:24:21what we need to do is not interrupt
00:24:23miss trixie
00:24:24you're wrong sir
00:24:25this homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on master lysander
00:24:29it's called borderline revival
00:24:32she uses torturous pain to wake the patient
00:24:35but only temporarily
00:24:37it's a trick
00:24:38to pull the wool over your eyes and ears
00:24:41that means my son is in tremendous pain
00:24:44i'm gonna ask you two to do whatever you can
00:24:47to kill that antler rod bearing witch
00:24:50my son doesn't deserve this
00:24:52he is dying right now
00:24:53naked in a jacuzzi
00:24:55with a smelly vagrant
00:24:57then it looks like it's up to me
00:24:58the witch doctor
00:25:00only i know the right techniques to take her down
00:25:05my son's life is in your hands
00:25:07you heal him
00:25:08i will give you whatever your heart desires
00:25:11i don't know who you are
00:25:13but there is no way i am letting you rip my golden bachelor away from me
00:25:19this isn't
00:25:20the finishing touch
00:25:22i must now give you the kiss of life
00:25:25so we can both survive
00:25:45it's poison gas
00:25:48poison gas will smoke them out
00:25:50and end her torture over master lysander
00:25:53poison gas
00:25:54my son is in there
00:25:56you're jeopardizing his life as well
00:25:58no don't worry general
00:25:59gold diggers like her
00:26:01only care about themselves
00:26:02soon
00:26:03she'll come out crying to mommy
00:26:05then we can reverse the poison on your son
00:26:08and then he can marry one of us
00:26:11they really won't stop until they get both of us killed
00:26:16i knew they promised you that i'd save you
00:26:19it's never and ever
00:26:33what the hell are they doing in there
00:26:35it's been over 10 minutes
00:26:37wait a second
00:26:38you don't think that they're
00:26:40you you suffocated my brother and miss trixie in there
00:26:43don't point your fingers at me
00:26:45if your brother's dead
00:26:46it's because of that homeless gold digger
00:26:49oh my god
00:26:49yeah
00:26:50she's the one who sealed the door shut
00:26:52i mean she probably locked themselves in there on accident
00:26:55miss trixie wouldn't have to do that
00:26:57if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother
00:27:00this is taking way too long
00:27:03captain morales
00:27:04it's time to get out
00:27:05the big guns
00:27:07these bazookas
00:27:08can flatten even a bomb shelter
00:27:10bazooka
00:27:11she won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself
00:27:14crap oh my god
00:27:15get back son
00:27:17ready
00:27:19aim
00:27:20oh shit
00:27:25quit your whining and stand down
00:27:40the parasite's been extracted
00:27:41shoot her dead now
00:27:42do i need to fix your hearing too
00:27:45i said stand down
00:27:48don't listen to her
00:27:49she's a fraud
00:27:50a termite to the field of medicine
00:27:52i just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care
00:27:56if i'm a termite then
00:27:58you're worse than a disease spreading tick
00:28:01wait a second
00:28:02are you saying you cured my son
00:28:04he'll wake in just a moment
00:28:05you can see for yourself
00:28:07well now you're just asking to be exposed
00:28:10that is it
00:28:11no more stalling general
00:28:13if you won't punish her
00:28:14i will
00:28:19don't hurt her
00:28:25he's a cure
00:28:31his pulse is regular
00:28:33in fact it's never been better
00:28:38there's no sign of illness infection or disease
00:28:49miss trixie did it dad
00:28:51lysander's warm again
00:28:52he's not cold and pale like before
00:28:54and his heart is strong
00:28:56come
00:28:56feel it
00:28:59i saved my son
00:29:00thank you
00:29:01next time
00:29:02don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will
00:29:05your son would have otherwise died
00:29:07by their greedy and unskilled hands
00:29:09i've learned my lesson
00:29:11i will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again
00:29:16wait wait
00:29:17no no there is only one person in the world
00:29:20who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the queen angel and i
00:29:31could you really be the goddess of healing but rumor has it that the goddess of healing
00:29:36is well over 100 years old and you don't look a day after 20
00:29:41it doesn't matter who i am what matters is that the patient is healthy again
00:29:46devon i've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother
00:29:49take care
00:29:50no wait
00:29:52miss trixie we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet
00:29:55he's right
00:29:57we are men of our words
00:29:58and as i promised you my heir lysander would take you as a wife if you cured him
00:30:02and you did just that
00:30:03of course
00:30:04you're welcome to marry me instead
00:30:06i really appreciate it but
00:30:10i'm sorry i
00:30:13i'm already engaged
00:30:17already engaged
00:30:18i am
00:30:19i've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years
00:30:23and he's coming back today
00:30:25but don't be disappointed
00:30:27really i'm no one special
00:30:29i just got lucky with your brother
00:30:31some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments
00:30:34but you're still lysander's savior please
00:30:36let me give you what i promised
00:30:38take the gold
00:30:39no really
00:30:42i don't need anything
00:30:44i just believe in doing good in the world
00:30:49tricksy
00:30:50it's your fiance
00:30:51he's back
00:30:52and he says he's breaking up with you
00:30:56i must go
00:31:04hobo close
00:31:05halo glow
00:31:06i bet the goddess healer is just like miss tricksy
00:31:10it was just dumb luck
00:31:12she's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal
00:31:15she could have been the richest woman in the world
00:31:17marrying the hottest most powerful bachelor around
00:31:23i'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:31:29oh my god
00:31:31i mean i don't know about that homeless bimbo but this is godly
00:31:48you two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession
00:31:51take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses
00:31:55wait no we're not brides
00:31:57no she's just better than us
00:32:00oh my god
00:32:04we were truly blessed to have miss tricksy here huh
00:32:07she's no average jane
00:32:08no she isn't
00:32:09she said it was just dumb luck
00:32:11but if she truly had these special skills
00:32:14why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable looking doll
00:32:17but think about the impenetrable walls
00:32:19no normal person could have done that
00:32:21goddess or not
00:32:23homeless or not i don't care
00:32:25i have never met a woman like that
00:32:26i have to find her i have to make her my life
00:32:29she won my heart over too
00:32:31but if my bestest big bro wants her
00:32:33i'll help you find her
00:32:34alright listen
00:32:36i need help finding three wedding gifts
00:32:43i'm dumping tricksy
00:32:44so i want you
00:32:45your granddaughters
00:32:47filthy things
00:32:48out of my house
00:32:50now
00:32:51tricksy paid for this house
00:32:53she waited for you
00:32:54for three years
00:32:56he was dumb enough to put my name on the lease
00:32:58and i'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now
00:33:00one with some serious
00:33:01fuck you money
00:33:03so get lost
00:33:05who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit
00:33:08hyena in my house
00:33:14grandma
00:33:16beatrice
00:33:16tricksy
00:33:17i'm already
00:33:18i've been dying to throw this in your face
00:33:21i'm dumping you
00:33:22for your best friend
00:33:23marissa
00:33:25in fact
00:33:27the wedding's tomorrow
00:33:28so sign over the house
00:33:29now
00:33:35you gave me this ring and asked me to wait
00:33:38and i did
00:33:40for three years while you were deployed
00:33:42yet you cheat on me with my best friend
00:33:44and now you're trying to swindle my home
00:33:48do you have no shame
00:33:49we were together for three years
00:33:51and uh
00:33:52it was a complete waste of my life
00:33:53when i could have been with a loaded girl like marissa
00:34:01that's how much she would owe me if i was in the rent-a-boyfriend business
00:34:07i see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute
00:34:15oh yeah
00:34:16well marissa
00:34:19is so much better than you
00:34:21she grew up even poorer than you
00:34:24and now
00:34:25she's the ceo
00:34:26of an entire
00:34:27corporation
00:34:31and you
00:34:33you're still nothing
00:34:35so you think she's an upgrade
00:34:37of course she's an upgrade
00:34:39look what she uh
00:34:41got me for my
00:34:42engagement
00:34:43oops
00:34:44yeah
00:34:45that's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract
00:34:49i gave her
00:34:55you gave her the presidential contract
00:34:57i certainly did
00:34:59in fact
00:35:00marissa
00:35:01you and your dimwit brother
00:35:03only have everything you have
00:35:05all thanks to me
00:35:10oh i think she's losing it bro
00:35:13that breakup must have hit her hard
00:35:15you two
00:35:16are the ungrateful cheating scum here
00:35:19my granddaughter
00:35:20supported you
00:35:22and your entire family
00:35:24for three years while you were gone
00:35:26how dare you insult her
00:35:29it's okay grandma
00:35:30let's not stoop to that level
00:35:33poor edna
00:35:34she still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets huh
00:35:37what is he talking about joseph
00:35:39show her bob
00:35:45this is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is
00:35:48she didn't purchase this house on her own
00:35:50she was begging on the street for money
00:35:54i can't be caught with a piss poor nobody like you
00:35:57even if you got no game
00:35:59i got street credit i got out of keep you dig
00:36:01the word you're looking for is dignity
00:36:04and you're one to speak
00:36:06cheater
00:36:08is this true trixie
00:36:13i've been broadening my horizons grandma
00:36:15i want to see how regular everyday people live
00:36:18so that i can help them
00:36:20of course those without substance underneath would never understand that
00:36:25what is that supposed to mean
00:36:26it means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade
00:36:30is actually a downgrade
00:36:36enough bullshitting already just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives
00:36:52at your wedding i will
00:36:53what
00:36:55if you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend
00:37:00why should i do good by you
00:37:02i'll give you my john hancock at your wedding
00:37:05as a charity
00:37:07to you
00:37:08fucking bitch
00:37:09you better keep your word
00:37:11oh that's rich
00:37:13after tomorrow you will never feel so rich ever again
00:37:15do remember that
00:37:23tricksy
00:37:24marissa's a millionaire now
00:37:27they'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding
00:37:31grandma
00:37:32i have to confess something to you
00:37:34i've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions
00:37:37trillions
00:37:41that would make you
00:37:42the richest person on the planet
00:37:45it's because of the healing hands i inherited from aseplius
00:37:49the god of healing
00:37:51i've saved several world leaders with these hands
00:37:54that's how i was able to give marissa the presidential contract
00:37:57and become the goddess healer
00:37:59it makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you
00:38:03but please tricksy dear
00:38:05i know it was to broken your heart
00:38:08but embellishing your worth and who you are
00:38:12it will only delay the healing process
00:38:15you don't have to believe me just yet
00:38:17after we lost mom and dad
00:38:19because we didn't have the money for their medical bills
00:38:22i vowed that i would do everything i can to serve those in need
00:38:27that's why i'm taking everything back from butch
00:38:29and i'm giving it back to charity
00:38:30you've always had an angel's heart
00:38:33i'm certain you will meet someone
00:38:35who will treat you right
00:38:37who actually deserves you
00:38:39you will see tomorrow grandma
00:38:43oh yeah
00:38:49you said tricksy's crashing your wedding
00:38:51she was bullying us too sasa
00:38:54she's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck
00:38:58when hope when nobody steps on snake
00:39:00snake bites back hard
00:39:02so let her come and embarrass herself
00:39:05yeah
00:39:05you mean
00:39:08we broadcast
00:39:10that video of me
00:39:14yes
00:39:14her cavewoman's take the 19th century tin can
00:39:18she'll prop me up higher on my pedestal
00:39:20and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:22against my presidential glow up
00:39:24let's turn this party into her funeral
00:39:34there he is
00:39:36welcome home brother
00:39:38welcome home general
00:39:42sir
00:39:43the homeless woman who saved you miss trixie
00:39:45this is the file of her ex butch tanner
00:39:47he served with your regiment in the marines
00:39:49you mean the butch tanner that can barely carry supplies
00:39:52well she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas sir
00:39:56so she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her
00:39:59fucking coward
00:40:00according to intel she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding
00:40:03then we should join her
00:40:05men i'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman
00:40:09and her incredible power that saved my life
00:40:11so she needs our support
00:40:12will you join me in protecting her
00:40:14yes sir
00:40:15we will allow our lives to protect her
00:40:17sir
00:40:18then let's roll
00:40:34welcome everyone to my wedding
00:40:37today is a very special day for me and butch
00:40:39not only are we getting married
00:40:40but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract
00:40:44allowing my biomedical company to go public
00:40:50congratulations on the contract once again mrs.
00:40:54wait who stope i just taking my last name
00:40:56oh and please don't be so uptight secretary cho
00:41:00you are the secretary of the entire u.s health department
00:41:03but this is a partay after all
00:41:05i see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you
00:41:11the u.s president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself
00:41:17it's an honor
00:41:18and that's why sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of
00:41:23we will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight
00:41:26we'll let the wedding begin
00:41:30not so fast
00:41:31the party doesn't start until i say it does
00:41:56you two really are a match made in hell
00:41:58so i've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck
00:42:02i don't recognize it from any of our elite circles who is she
00:42:05uh this is our uh entertainment for tonight sir
00:42:09just watch
00:42:13trixie what are you doing here
00:42:14this isn't the homeless shelter you lost
00:42:16i bet she's here to bum a meal off us
00:42:18you know being this poor
00:42:22me from a meal
00:42:24have you forgotten that it was i who bankrolled you two for the last three years
00:42:28what evidence do you have of that
00:42:30look at me then go look at yourself in the mirror
00:42:32i'm a millionaire ceo
00:42:34even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me
00:42:39and you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat
00:42:42sasa she's like so obsessed with me
00:42:46see everyone
00:42:47butch already cut ties with his ex but she's so shameless
00:42:51and desperate that she'd still show up to my wedding
00:42:54to suck up to me
00:42:55this is what poor sad girls do
00:42:58they beg for scraps from us
00:43:01the rich and glorious
00:43:02projecting much marissa
00:43:04you might feel all high and mighty now
00:43:06but don't bite the hand that feeds you
00:43:09especially when i'm the one who's giving you the contract
00:43:17you giving me the contract
00:43:19you have no skills
00:43:21no education
00:43:22no connection
00:43:23so how could you possibly have a pool
00:43:25to get the u.s. fucking president
00:43:27to give me a billion dollar contract
00:43:30we both share humble beginnings marissa
00:43:32and i saw potential in you
00:43:34even trusted you as my best friend
00:43:36but i recognize now that greed has poisoned you
00:43:39don't be all sore now just because i stole your man
00:43:42this is what us rich girls do
00:43:45they steal from lame spinsters for fun
00:43:48damn right
00:43:49you were
00:43:50too embarrassing for me
00:43:52sasa tramples you any day
00:43:54i can say that now that i'm marrying the rich
00:43:58bravo
00:43:58self-admission of a gold digger
00:44:00quick somebody put that on a memoir
00:44:02sasa she's embarrassing me in front of everyone
00:44:04you should make yourself
00:44:05don't listen to her everyone
00:44:07she's the gold digging blood sucking leech
00:44:10i don't even have to lift a finger
00:44:12and you're already embarrassing yourself
00:44:13in front of everyone for me butch
00:44:17you may look and sound like a man
00:44:19but you're nothing but a pathetic coward
00:44:21okay enough
00:44:22you know what i always couldn't stand about you
00:44:24your moral posturing
00:44:26but guess what
00:44:28morals are just lies to make you and girls
00:44:30feel better about yourselves
00:44:31that's why no man will choose you
00:44:33over marissa trixie
00:44:35because i've got the material goods
00:44:37and you're just all empty talk
00:44:39i'm not here to request to be chosen
00:44:41because i'm the one who's doing the choosing
00:44:45see this
00:44:57oh my god
00:44:59is that the billion dollar contract for sasa
00:45:04the one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck
00:45:06no absolutely not
00:45:08i i don't believe it
00:45:10you all sound so scared already
00:45:12don't worry
00:45:13this isn't that contract
00:45:15it's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me
00:45:21see everyone
00:45:22she's just trying to bluff us
00:45:24but you don't even have the guts to go all the way
00:45:26look at her following orders
00:45:27i asked her to sign over the lease and here she is
00:45:30like a good little uh
00:45:31peasant slave
00:45:33that house is worth all her life savings
00:45:38you want to uh
00:45:40i don't know beg for a little treat while you're at it
00:45:52you misunderstand me
00:45:54i'm here to take back everything i've ever given you
00:45:57i'm giving it to charity
00:46:05bro
00:46:07she's gone cuckoo in the head
00:46:08she thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress
00:46:10she can pretend to be a deep pocket invest in baddie
00:46:13you wish you had that kind of money to just toss away tricksy
00:46:16it's just a drop in the bucket for me
00:46:18uh
00:46:18i i know what this is
00:46:21you've gotten delusional
00:46:22and you think you're cinderella
00:46:23so you can just show up to a fancy party and some prince charming will scoop you into money forever
00:46:28well that's not happening
00:46:30security
00:46:30lock the doors
00:46:32this woman doesn't leave until we're through with her
00:46:37this is where your dreams will die bitch
00:46:43we found miss trixie lysander
00:46:44she's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the wickham wedding right now
00:46:47butch tanner
00:46:49well he's gonna wish he died in battle after i'm done with him
00:46:52let's go
00:46:57you think a few toy guns scare me marissa
00:46:59i've saved plenty of people for much worse
00:47:03including your head of command butch
00:47:06general lysander armstrong
00:47:07you mean the legendary war hero
00:47:10he's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack
00:47:14you're an unskilled
00:47:16unemployed
00:47:16ugly leech
00:47:18so how could you possibly have this magical ability
00:47:21to heal someone like general lysander armstrong
00:47:24no one here is gonna believe you
00:47:25if you really cured the incurable general
00:47:27then sasa is the fucking virgin mary
00:47:30and she's not
00:47:31you're just asking to be humiliated trixie
00:47:35show them butch
00:47:41see for yourselves everyone
00:47:43trixie's just a
00:47:45reloading beggar
00:47:49she won't leave me and marissa alone cause we're rich as fuck now
00:47:53i'm a major in the marines
00:47:55i'm a major in the marines
00:47:56sasa she has a billion dollar biomedical contract with the military
00:48:01approved by the first female president of the united states herself bitch
00:48:06how despicable
00:48:07she's just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger
00:48:11get out of here no one wants to marry you
00:48:13no free meals for the poor
00:48:15do you see this trixie
00:48:17this is high society
00:48:19so you're either born on a silver spoon
00:48:21or you're as accomplished as me to be here
00:48:24maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here
00:48:27maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can
00:48:33i already have everything one can dream of
00:48:35but i valued our friendship marissa
00:48:37which is why i came here to give you a second chance
00:48:40to see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing
00:48:43but no
00:48:44you stooped so low
00:48:46it disgusts me
00:48:48nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners
00:48:51like a bum
00:48:52and who knows
00:48:53if you've already started offering
00:48:55sexual services
00:48:57well then
00:48:59why don't you get on your knees for me trixie
00:49:01my brother will never take you back
00:49:04no man will marry an embarrassment like you
00:49:07but make me happy
00:49:09i might consider making you my
00:49:11personal prostitute
00:49:23how dare you hit my brother
00:49:25i'm never letting you leave here alive
00:49:30don't worry my dear
00:49:31after i'm done with you trixie
00:49:33not even the goddess of healing
00:49:35will be able to save you
00:49:37oh
00:49:38is that so
00:49:40security
00:49:42get down on your knees
00:49:44and give bob
00:49:45one hell of a blowjob
00:49:46in front of everybody here
00:49:48or i'll pop so many holes in you
00:49:50the men here won't know which one to fuck
00:49:52i don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you
00:49:55any of the powerful leaders i've saved before could crush you
00:49:58before you even touch me
00:50:00dream on
00:50:02you wish general lysander scooped you off your feet
00:50:05but you weren't good enough for me
00:50:06you're definitely not good enough for him
00:50:08enough
00:50:10you're souring my party
00:50:11so you either get the fuck out
00:50:14or i'm gonna shoot you
00:50:16on the count of three
00:50:17i think i quite like it here
00:50:19two
00:50:32this wine is so delicious
00:50:34one
00:50:35shoot
00:50:38nobody is laying a hand on my future wife
00:50:47it's
00:50:48it's
00:50:59who the hell is this
00:51:04i'm sorry that i'm late
00:51:05did they hurt you
00:51:07no
00:51:07i'm fine
00:51:09but um
00:51:10when did i become your future wife
00:51:14you saved me
00:51:15trixie
00:51:16remember
00:51:16i'm a man of my word
00:51:18they're never gonna hurt you ever again
00:51:20really
00:51:21it was nothing
00:51:23i saved you because you're a good man
00:51:25not because i want you to owe me any favors
00:51:33i see what this is
00:51:34you're the one who cheated on me trixie
00:51:37look at you guys all lovey dove
00:51:38don't try to pin this on her
00:51:40she waited for you for three years
00:51:41this is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for
00:51:46virtue
00:51:48don't make me laugh
00:51:50she's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash
00:51:52no man who in a hundred foot pole would want to touch her
00:51:56she should be happy bob was willing to give her some
00:52:03i see her in the marines
00:52:06i'm a major
00:52:07you know
00:52:08look man
00:52:09i know trixie is like uh
00:52:11i don't know
00:52:11like a seven
00:52:12now that she's all cleaned up
00:52:14but don't waste your manhood on a whiny
00:52:16worthless woman like that
00:52:23a real man
00:52:25never talks about a woman that way
00:52:28you're a coward
00:52:38we don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them
00:52:42you're very gracious trixie you know that
00:52:47you're only getting off of it because she's so kind
00:52:49so you're going to do me the favor of never coming near her again
00:52:51you understand
00:52:52you want to fuck with me a little dipshit
00:52:54i'm a fucking major
00:52:56you're probably lowest rank of the military grunts
00:52:58i'll i'll destroy you
00:53:00do you really not know who this is butch
00:53:03i thought you were in the marines
00:53:05what have you been doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is
00:53:09he was just a supply boy
00:53:13war hero
00:53:15is this all part of your plan trixie
00:53:18poor girl
00:53:19did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself
00:53:23a woman's worth is tied to the man she marries
00:53:26trixie is worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy
00:53:32a bum girl and a pimp
00:53:34what a pair
00:53:36seems like they don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long
00:53:40i think we should try to face them off some more don't you think
00:53:44bring in the wedding gifts
00:53:53what is all this
00:53:55trixie listen i know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life
00:53:59but i know that we shared a moment
00:54:04i'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear
00:54:07it's not in my nature
00:54:10i'm like somebody else here
00:54:13listen trixie
00:54:14i have never
00:54:16met a woman
00:54:18like you
00:54:19so incredible and kind and beautiful
00:54:22so i know
00:54:24that you're the one for me
00:54:27this guy's either nuts or a really
00:54:30really good actor
00:54:32Oscar worthy
00:54:33Oscar worthy
00:54:34no
00:54:36first gift
00:54:42trixie i know that you just lost your home
00:54:44so i'm gifting you with your own new mansion
00:54:47worth 500 million dollars
00:54:49previously owned by
00:54:51jennifer aniston
00:54:53second guess
00:54:57this contains all the rights to
00:54:59my entire fortune
00:55:00which is now yours
00:55:02entire fortune from a cowboy actor
00:55:05must be that easy
00:55:06they already spent their entire life savings on this clown show
00:55:09they've got nothing left
00:55:10why sander
00:55:11i really don't care for any of us
00:55:13look i i know
00:55:15i know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman
00:55:18okay
00:55:19which is exactly why
00:55:20well my third gift
00:55:21is um
00:55:24well
00:55:40cleo
00:55:40hey
00:55:42oh my god
00:55:45you found my dog
00:55:50trixie i'm just a man
00:55:51but with you it's so much more
00:55:54trixie amore
00:55:58will you marry me
00:56:02you know i can't say no to this doggo
00:56:07yes
00:56:08i will marry you
00:56:25go go power couple
00:56:27whoo ha ha
00:56:29okay stop
00:56:30the only power couple here is butch and i
00:56:35let's remind everyone how worth this trixie is
00:56:39no man in their right mind
00:56:42would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps
00:56:44hey
00:56:45i don't care if she's homeless or not
00:56:46but i'm making this woman my wife
00:56:49which means that she will be treated as
00:56:51and cherished as
00:56:52the most precious woman on earth
00:56:54understand
00:56:59you still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on earth
00:57:03this is general lysander armstrong
00:57:13as if
00:57:15like the almighty general lysander armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like trixie
00:57:20yes the armstrong family basically controlled the global stock market
00:57:24lysander armstrong would sooner marry the princess of england than someone from the lowest rank of society
00:57:29i bet my life you're all just
00:57:32actors
00:57:33then you better enjoy your last breath
00:57:35come on lysander what are we waiting for
00:57:36let's show them what we can do and get revenge for trixie
00:57:38what can a bunch of piss poor people do to us
00:57:41the elites
00:57:42infect us with your poor people bad luck
00:57:44she wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck
00:57:48truth is she's just a useless
00:57:50lazy bitchin bum
00:57:52she's utterly
00:57:53unmarriable
00:57:57i can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence
00:58:00i'd handle them myself but
00:58:05i'll let you do all the heavy lifting
00:58:07go ahead lysander
00:58:15yes hello this is lysander please
00:58:17bankrupt the marissa wickham for me
00:58:21oh my gosh i'm so scared
00:58:22anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone
00:58:33uh hello
00:58:34yes
00:58:37what
00:58:42i'm a bankrupt
00:58:52hey hey hey are you sure that was the call saucer
00:58:55that that was a real call
00:58:57people don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that
00:58:59my company's dead
00:59:00my company's dead
00:59:00it evaporated
00:59:01it's a thin air
00:59:06that's impossible
00:59:08who are you
00:59:09what did you do
00:59:11secretary cho
00:59:12you said you're the secretary of health right
00:59:14and you yourself said that the armstrong family owns the entire global stock market
00:59:18could that be how they bankrupted miss wickham
00:59:21then that means
00:59:24you're really lysander armstrong
00:59:27the richest and most powerful man in the country
00:59:31trixie's married
00:59:32the famed war hero
00:59:34the man every girl wants and every man wants to be
00:59:39now you believe me
00:59:40those who do bad will always end up losing everything
00:59:44there's there's got to be some some trick to this you guys are just bums trying to extort money from
00:59:48us
00:59:49it's awesome
00:59:58i know why you're all over trixie because you've been in the military for so long
01:00:02you don't know what a real woman can do for you
01:00:05let me take you to my wedding chamber and i'll show you a good time
01:00:10do you have your hands for me
01:00:12or i'll have them removed for you
01:00:14i would never be interested in a woman
01:00:20who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are
01:00:24guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually
01:00:29sasa was just trying to save the company
01:00:32i don't blame her at all
01:00:33your double standards are incredible
01:00:35okay you don't want me
01:00:37fine but there's plenty of other efficiency
01:00:39i can give you a room full of pageant winners
01:00:4218 years old
01:00:43fresh for the taking
01:00:51i did that so you wouldn't have to
01:00:54miss trixine
01:00:55thank you devon
01:00:58marissa not only have you backstabbed me your best friend by stealing my fiance but now you'd sell out other
01:01:05innocent girls just to get your company back
01:01:07you're an insult to all good women out there no to all of humanity
01:01:11so now everything that i've ever given you to i'm taking it all back
01:01:19wait everyone stop
01:01:23they're impostors
01:01:28i just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled because it
01:01:33was assigned by the goddess healer herself
01:01:35so we won't go bankrupt the goddess healer you mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of
01:01:42medicine approved of my biomedical products
01:01:45yes that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine
01:01:49the goddess healer's motto is the right rewrites the wrong the left leave the wrong bereft
01:01:56that means she's rewarding me
01:01:58the president would never let your company go bankrupt
01:02:01in fact she's on her way now
01:02:06so you're telling me
01:02:07this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here
01:02:10isn't lysander armstrong
01:02:12who the fuck cares who he is
01:02:13if the president and the goddess healer
01:02:16approves of my products
01:02:17who cares about this washed up war hero
01:02:19we can break his legs break his arms
01:02:21no one would even bat an eye
01:02:22she even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services
01:02:26fbi
01:02:28fbi
01:02:29you're under arrest for fraudulent claims
01:02:32and identity theft
01:02:34gotcha
01:02:39guess i still get the last laugh tricksy
01:02:42no don't arrest her
01:02:44tricksy is a good person
01:02:46please officer don't arrest her
01:02:48grandma
01:02:48mr rogers
01:02:50mrs williams
01:02:51what are you all doing here
01:02:52the neighbors heard about the breakup between you and butch
01:02:55we were worried
01:02:56so we came here to back you up
01:02:58listen officer
01:02:59i can attest that tricksy amoria is a good neighbor
01:03:03she's very kind hearted
01:03:04and would never break the law
01:03:06yes and one time when my daughter needed university tuition
01:03:09tricksy gave her everything she had just to help her out
01:03:13she also paid for my recent heart surgery as well
01:03:16my fiancee really is an incredible woman
01:03:19she's an angel
01:03:20descended from heaven
01:03:26you must be the criminal pretending to be general lysander armstrong
01:03:30my brother is not a criminal
01:03:32he's a war hero
01:03:33who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
01:03:36without him this whole country would have been bombed to ash
01:03:39and that's why it's twice the crime
01:03:41is stealing his identity
01:03:43general lysander armstrong only fell into a coma
01:03:46because of the fight with the terrorists
01:03:47and we've received no word that he's woken up yet
01:03:49so this must be an imposter
01:03:52i can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble
01:03:56i promise i'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex
01:04:02if you want to arrest me fine
01:04:05but don't fuck with my fiancee
01:04:07you don't get to decide punk
01:04:08let's go
01:04:32get him
01:04:33if you can
01:05:00let's go
01:05:25is that enough pain
01:05:26or do you want more
01:05:35legend
01:05:36is written all over you lysander
01:05:40drama
01:05:42meet my new fiancee
01:05:46wow your new fiancee
01:05:48he's so manly
01:05:50much better than your last one
01:05:52i always knew you'd find someone better
01:05:55it's butch's loss
01:05:56trixie has always paid so much better than marissa
01:05:59she's like a shining star in the sky
01:06:02and marissa's like a roach in the sewers
01:06:05bitch we name calling now
01:06:07i'll drown you out with insults from my side
01:06:09right fam
01:06:09drown out the poor
01:06:11drown out the poor
01:06:18see trixie
01:06:19you've got no connections
01:06:21no power
01:06:22you can't compete against me
01:06:24even if you have one guy on your side who can fight
01:06:26we're too honorable to fight dirty like you
01:06:28so you're using defenseless lives as your shield
01:06:31because you know we won't hurt them
01:06:33let them eat cake
01:06:34let them eat cake
01:06:44you can't shoot all of them
01:06:46grab what you can't fam
01:06:47attack
01:07:05you will not hurt a single soul in my presence
01:07:13what the fuck was that
01:07:15i don't care what the fuck it was
01:07:16i'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding
01:07:27damn it
01:07:30you forgot i had a gun too
01:07:33that'll teach you for messing with the wig hams
01:07:35take miss trixie and her family and get out of here
01:07:37we're quartered
01:07:38i'll sacrifice myself to fend them off
01:07:41devon you and your brother are both good men
01:07:43i will not let your injury be in vain
01:07:46they will be punished
01:07:50now hold still for me
01:07:54right
01:07:55rewrites the world
01:08:07holy fuck
01:08:08did she just reverse the bullet
01:08:09by chanting the goddess healer's chant
01:08:11she the goddess healer
01:08:17i'm all better now
01:08:18thank you miss trixie
01:08:20see
01:08:20i knew that you were no ordinary woman
01:08:23no
01:08:24please
01:08:24i am just an ordinary girl
01:08:26don't put me on some sort of pedestal
01:08:28sure
01:08:30you hear that
01:08:31she's just some average homeless girl in the streets
01:08:34she was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet
01:08:37while i do not care for glory
01:08:38i do believe in justice
01:08:41marissa and butch
01:08:42not only have you betrayed me
01:08:44but now you've hurt the innocent too
01:08:46i will make you both pay for your crimes
01:08:49and who are you to judge me for what i do
01:08:52god
01:08:53wrong
01:08:55but you're close
01:08:56oh bullshit
01:08:57i'm gonna show you how the elite can trail board you little lives
01:09:02you want to cross the line so bad
01:09:04then let's see you try
01:09:05charge
01:09:15the hell is this
01:09:17this is the line between life
01:09:20and death
01:09:21yo was that extra neon spray paint
01:09:24i'll admit it looks pretty good but uh
01:09:26i'll die before i believe that's magic
01:09:29you're not the grim reaper
01:09:30what if it's a trap
01:09:32that woman has many tricks up her sleeves
01:09:34we ain't afraid of her
01:09:35she's nothing but a circus prostitute
01:09:38why don't you cross the line
01:09:39and see for yourself
01:09:41i will
01:09:45left
01:09:45leaves the wrong breast
01:09:54i'm fine
01:09:55nothing happened
01:09:56you'll see soon enough
01:09:58oh please
01:09:59i really want to die
01:10:00and you call this the line between life and death
01:10:03i knew you were just making that shit up
01:10:05whoops
01:10:06just crossed it again
01:10:08whoops
01:10:08and again
01:10:09nothing's happening
01:10:22no
01:10:22no
01:10:26what did you do to my brother
01:10:27i didn't do anything
01:10:29your brother just didn't want to heed my warning
01:10:32i suggest you take him to the ur
01:10:34if you don't want your wedding to become his funeral
01:10:37come on
01:10:39major
01:10:40are you not going to help your own brother
01:10:41how was he able to cross the line
01:10:43see this must be an illusion
01:10:48only the pure of heart can cross the line
01:10:50will somebody take my brother to the hospital please
01:11:00you're so sore i wouldn't marry you
01:11:02you go and hurt my brother
01:11:03oh please
01:11:04you hurt us
01:11:05first
01:11:06at first
01:11:07i was really hurt by your betrayal
01:11:09but i've come to realize
01:11:11your true colors are that of a snake and a coward
01:11:13marissa
01:11:14thanks for taking this low life from me
01:11:18you blame yourself for being worthless
01:11:21you think anyone will want to marry you when you got nothing to offer
01:11:26when you wear odd and crazy clothes all day
01:11:32don't touch my wife
01:11:36and instead tricksy gets a handsome and protective husband
01:11:41you can daydream all you want now tricksy but when the presidential contract arrives
01:11:45it'll hit you like a fucking truck
01:11:47that you're nothing but an ugly phony
01:11:49and i'm the queen of everything
01:11:50oh really
01:11:52then let me show you how it is i who has everything you want
01:11:55you've got nothing on me
01:12:00yes
01:12:01tell the president to get here immediately
01:12:08goddess
01:12:09madam president
01:12:10i require your assistance
01:12:12yes we'll be there immediately
01:12:17get the vp we're leaving now
01:12:22did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the united states
01:12:26god i knew you were cheap but i didn't know you were crazy too
01:12:29i'm so glad i dumped you for marissa
01:12:32you're pathetic tricksy
01:12:34a secretary to remind everyone how i have the presidential contract coming
01:12:37miss wickham is correct
01:12:39i was on the phone with the president earlier
01:12:41only the most important people have madam president's direct line
01:12:45you hear that everyone
01:12:46there is no way low life tricksy could have called the president by herself
01:12:52she's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention so she's come here to play up her importance
01:12:58no my granddaughter would never do that
01:13:01reversing time just to heal someone's wound only the goddess healer can do that
01:13:06is tricksy really the goddess healer
01:13:16first your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero general lysander armstrong
01:13:21and now you tricksy are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract
01:13:25is this how the working class think all the time
01:13:30i never realized how delusional they were
01:13:32you can only dream of what you can never have
01:13:35while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces
01:13:38look i don't know what circus school you went to
01:13:41but you trying to make me jealous tricksy
01:13:43it ain't working
01:13:44you can't just fake the
01:13:48yeah but goddess healing power is legendary
01:13:51it's like real magic
01:13:53tricksy you're an angel
01:13:55but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination
01:13:58and if we steal her identity just to punish her ex
01:14:01won't her followers be furious and riot against you
01:14:06no
01:14:06tricksy look
01:14:08i believe you
01:14:10you saved me
01:14:12whether you're a goddess or not
01:14:14you did that
01:14:15no matter what happens you are a goddess to me
01:14:18we'll riot against you now
01:14:21tear her apart
01:14:22tear her apart
01:14:24tear her apart
01:14:25tear her apart
01:14:27tear her apart
01:14:29the vice president arrives
01:14:46who dare cause ruckus in here
01:14:52you're general lysander armstrong
01:14:54wait what
01:14:57he's actually general lysander armstrong
01:14:59no no we've been through this already once okay
01:15:02right secretary chill
01:15:04this actor trixie hired
01:15:06pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me
01:15:09but you already confirmed with madame president
01:15:11that i got the contract coming still right
01:15:14yes we all thought he was a fraud
01:15:16what i mean is
01:15:19you're the war hero
01:15:20general lysander armstrong
01:15:23and how dare you crash miss wickham's wedding
01:15:25the moment you wake up you fall under this vixen spell
01:15:29and now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president
01:15:33so he is the general
01:15:35oh but he's in trouble now
01:15:37did you hear that
01:15:38even the vice president knows me
01:15:41as an important ally to the nation's leader
01:15:43so what if trixie picked up some washed up war hero
01:15:46we got the vp and the president
01:15:48on our side
01:15:49you'll always be nothing
01:15:52trixie
01:15:53i told you
01:15:54now punish them vice president langley
01:15:57this is treason
01:15:58lysander armstrong
01:15:59you are stripped from your military honors and titles
01:16:06hurry
01:16:07the goddess healer needs us
01:16:11you can't do that mr vice president
01:16:13my brother is a war hero
01:16:15he single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack
01:16:18he was in a coma for two years
01:16:20if it wasn't for miss trixie he would
01:16:21enough
01:16:21you speak another word and i will bring down your entire family
01:16:25not just your brother
01:16:28devil
01:16:29it's okay
01:16:31mr vice president i've already given my life once for my country
01:16:34i have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life
01:16:39and let's be honest about one other thing mr vice president i never gave a fuck
01:16:43about any damn titles
01:16:47i truly saved a good man
01:16:54i will not let you bring ruin to my fiance
01:16:57and what can you do about it
01:16:59oh mr vice president i have swell idea
01:17:02my biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military
01:17:06let's try it out on them
01:17:10hold on mr vice president there's no way that you're taking this seriously
01:17:13put innocent civilian lives in danger
01:17:15despicable
01:17:16what's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power
01:17:22miss wickham you can use full force on them
01:17:26did you hear that boys
01:17:31did you hear that boys
01:17:40shoot
01:17:41wait that's the president
01:17:53who the hell
01:17:55hey idiots
01:18:03oh my gosh i'm so sorry madam president
01:18:07that was they were totally aiming for uh tricksy the fraud in the middle
01:18:11what is this
01:18:13oh that's my new biomedical weapon madame for your military
01:18:17this is a war crime these are innocent civilian lives you're messing with
01:18:21you're the uncivilized buffoon
01:18:23i can shoot whoever i want i have the presidential contract
01:18:25with great power comes great responsibility
01:18:28and this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract i gave you
01:18:33what are you doing reverse the poison
01:18:34and take it out of the present before it's too late
01:18:37that is easy
01:18:39there's no need
01:18:41i'll save everyone
01:18:55it's raining gold
01:18:59what's happening
01:19:00tricksy doesn't have that kind of money
01:19:01it's got to be
01:19:03cheap glitter
01:19:05she
01:19:06she
01:19:06she
01:19:07is
01:19:08she is a criminal
01:19:10don't worry madam president we will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison
01:19:13i'd be quiet if i were you
01:19:15because you're the one that will be going to prison once everyone is healed up
01:19:18what are you talking about
01:19:19the president literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract
01:19:32this contract
01:19:33this contract
01:19:35yes
01:19:36thank you first gentleman
01:19:54my contract you bitch
01:19:57and that's not all
01:20:00uh...
01:20:04um...
01:20:10you know
01:20:11this foul weapon will not see the light of day
01:20:13there is only a need for vaccine if there is a virus
01:20:16don't you realize
01:20:17or are you too much of a goody two shoes to understand that
01:20:21your the real virus here marissa
01:20:23money is worth more to you than human lives and that's something i cannot tolerate so prepare
01:20:29yourself because i'm about to smite you what are you gonna do the president is here and i just
01:20:38invented the best biomedical products in the world you'll pardon me for that little mishap right
01:20:45madam president you've recovered now so what's your final decision
01:20:59i'll i'll smack her until she sees 50 stars
01:21:06why why are you attacking me madam president you're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar
01:21:12you wish you idiot i've never seen a woman so vile so ugly on the inside it makes me want
01:21:21to
01:21:21vomit i i don't understand i was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess
01:21:26of healing and do you know the goddess here saved me and my son during childbirth you've really seen
01:21:36the goddess healer herself in the flesh the one and only and it's her
01:22:00welcome goddess
01:22:13you really are the goddess of healing aren't you how else did you think i saved you
01:22:19then why did you keep it a secret for so long
01:22:23i wanted to walk the earth as a normal person help those in need
01:22:28and make sure the man i chose loved me for me
01:22:31no so that means the billion dollar contract it it was you who gave it to me
01:22:37she took it away just like that
01:22:40that was her golden ticket
01:22:42you were once my fiance and best friend but after everything you've done
01:22:46we're officially getting ties with you both
01:22:49no please i swear i didn't know you were an ex
01:22:55it doesn't matter who she is trixie has a heart of gold
01:22:58she's an amazing person and you ruin that the moment that you betrayed her
01:23:04she's going to be my wife because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman
01:23:08on this planet
01:23:14i love you
01:23:28all her goals all her clothes all that could have been mine
01:23:32this is all your fault
01:23:34this is all you seduce me
01:23:39you were the one that came on to me you himbo
01:23:41please trixie
01:23:43give me another chance
01:23:46i want to be rich again
01:23:47i'll be your slave
01:23:49kiss the ground you walk on
01:23:51you've had your chance to apologize
01:23:53but it's too late now
01:23:55all i see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself
01:23:59you two should be locked up
01:24:01and she shall
01:24:03for creating illegal weapons of mass destruction
01:24:06arrest marissa and butch wickham
01:24:09it's all your fault marissa
01:24:11i never loved you
01:24:12it's your fault
01:24:13i was only with you for your money
01:24:15i don't care
01:24:16you were rich
01:24:17i'll send yourself out
01:24:19rest assured goddess
01:24:22we will not be using these biomedical weapons
01:24:25my platform is spreading kindness
01:24:27just like you
01:24:28i knew you'd uphold our shared values
01:24:31that is why i saved you
01:24:33with these healing hands
01:24:35i will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time
01:24:39well
01:24:41let's not let this wedding go to waste
01:24:45let's party
01:24:46wait
01:24:47what if we just got married
01:24:49right now
01:24:50yes
01:24:50well
01:24:54do you take each other
01:24:57to be your lawfully wedded partner
01:24:59i do
01:25:00i do
01:25:01you may kiss the bride
01:25:03you
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