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00:01How did you get the food?
00:05This is a good day.
00:06It's a good day.
00:07I don't know what people are doing.
00:08I didn't get the food.
00:10I'm good.
00:12And to the Lord,
00:14I'll take the food in a little bit.
00:18I'll take the food in a little bit.
00:21I'll take the food in a little bit.
00:23I'll take the food in a little bit.
00:23This is the food.
00:24This is the food.
00:25It's a lot of food.
00:28Who's next?
00:29Can I get a medium meat feast?
00:31Sorry.
00:33I'll get a Hawaiian feast.
00:35I'm pretty small.
00:37£5.99.
00:42Ten minutes.
00:44Can I get a medium meat feast?
00:48£7.99.
00:54Let's not get a medium meat feast.友人
00:56Te陳
00:56Here are
00:57these five minutes. What?
01:19sorry about the sorry sorry about the jumping in it's okay i feel terrible
01:31i've been waiting for a while oh i know yeah ages there's a guy in front of that woman no
01:37i know it's hard
01:49thank god you said something sorry thank god you said something
01:55i'd have to wait another 15 seconds while i put in my order
02:03it's a thing who the fuck are you being pushed in front of is it triggering
02:08is it crucial to your self-esteem it's important you as a man that someone doesn't jump in front of
02:13you in a queue for a fucking pizza are you lucky oh go ahead she's go ahead
02:21she's a fucking dude hi hi you good yeah you yeah
02:31great yeah i do yeah
02:36good journey yeah
02:51yeah no how was yours
03:16guys
03:20yep sorry sorry
03:35could you do the big one
03:46okay
03:47okay
03:48One, two, three, go!
04:10You alright?
04:13Oh, god!
04:15What?
04:16But this is the bit where you take the fact that we've had a nice day as two human beings
04:21and you turn it all into something sexual.
04:25Because it's the only way you give your women and your diseased little mind.
04:31Am I wrong?
04:32No, my mind's completely diseased right now.
04:34Oh, my mind's fucking rancid.
04:37All I can think of is taking you home, not addressing you, touching you.
04:46Is that romantic or is it fucking creepy?
04:50Oh, it's creepy. It's definitely creepy.
04:53Oh, it's such a fine line.
04:58Hey.
05:00Hi.
05:00Hi.
05:02Hi.
05:03I'm sorry we're late.
05:05No.
05:07Oh, I like your elephant.
05:10Hello.
05:12All good?
05:14Yeah, it's like your elephant.
05:27Now I'm in love with you, huh?
05:29Come on.
05:31You've been in love with me for weeks.
05:37Now each one bursts like a volcano.
05:43This is nowhere else for us to go.
05:52Yeah, it's like you've been in love with me.
05:55Yeah, it's like you've been in love with me.
05:55Yeah, it's like you've been in love with me.
05:56This is nowhere else for us to go.
06:02Is it wrong to have an erection in front of all these people?
06:06You don't want to know what it's like down there.
06:11What can I get you?
06:21And the hormones?
06:24Normal.
06:25All normal.
06:26Everything was normal.
06:27But do talk about maybe like a chromosome.
06:32Yep, it was all normal.
06:34Everything was normal.
06:35It was all what we would hope to see.
06:40So the good news is there's nothing wrong.
06:46I know it can seem a bit disappointing having spent all this money on tests for what might feel like
06:50no reason.
06:52But what you do have now is peace of mind.
06:56You can walk away from here knowing you're both, in terms of reproduction at least, you're both completely healthy.
07:03A lot of the people I see in here would love to receive these results.
07:12So where...
07:15Why do our babies keep dying?
07:19I don't know.
07:29Hello? I've just arrived. Can you hear me?
07:31Right, just...
07:32Oh my God, that's fine.
07:34Headhunted.
07:40Headhunted though, so will you get a raise?
07:42I'm literally coming in now.
07:44Will you get a raise?
07:47Will you get a raise?
07:50Singapore.
07:51Well...
07:53What about from the blue?
08:01I can't quite...
08:04What was it?
08:05You'll be Vice President of Acquisitions and...
08:16I couldn't quite get what everyone was saying.
08:19So you...
08:20What was it?
08:21You'll be Vice President of...
08:23Was it Acquisitions or...
08:31Do you want me to unlock it?
08:32Yeah.
08:32Mm.
08:54Do you want me to unlock it?
08:57Yeah.
08:58You'll have a half...
09:00A couple of minutes...
09:01Huh.
09:12No...
09:16Do you want me to do it?
09:16No.
09:16Oh...
09:17Oh...
09:17Oh...
09:34I've always liked the idea of getting away, fresh start, meet new people, make new friends.
09:46Sometimes in life it's hard to break free from your, um, past.
09:57Now me and Lisa are getting married.
10:03Would you be the best man?
10:06Best man?
10:09Obviously all the people I actually want you to be the best man.
10:11Turn you down.
10:13Bottom of the barrel.
10:16Shall I take these over?
10:17Yeah, yeah, thanks mate.
10:19And four pints of Peroni.
10:21No, that'd be great.
10:22Thanks.
10:25No, I'll do a nice speech, do it properly.
10:28Explain.
10:29Say something nice about you, at least, about your relationship.
10:36What do you know about relationships?
10:39All right.
10:44Yeah, thanks mate.
10:45No, no, no, no, thanks.
10:56Have you got lost yet?
10:59No, no, no.
11:01Yeah.
11:01All right.
11:02Swimming lessons on Saturday morning.
11:03No, no, no, no, no, no.
11:10Yeah?
11:12Yeah?
11:12It's a teachables way, you know.
11:14No, no, no.
11:31Six, seven years since Nicola changed her nappy.
11:34And six years of sleep.
11:36Sleep, I remember that.
11:37Is that where you put your head on a bit?
11:40And you stay there all night, yeah.
11:41Wake up in the morning completely refreshed.
11:43Yeah, I've got a vague memory.
11:48No, go back and eat your dinner.
11:49No, I said no.
11:51I'm going to write a memoir of motherhood called How Is It Only Midday.
11:57So imagine having a baby now.
11:59Well, Ian would have a few questions to ask.
12:01Is that the old...
12:02Just snip.
12:07Sorry.
12:09Oh, if you knew Ian.
12:11Oh, just take my phone.
12:15Jesus, Mummy's trying to eat.
12:17Is Mummy allowed to eat?
12:19Honestly, she kills me.
12:25Oh, I bet that's my breakfast.
12:34Hey.
12:36Hi.
12:39Congratulations.
12:40I be addicts.
12:41Oh, thank you.
12:46I was sorry to hear about your loss.
12:49My loss?
12:50What that is?
12:53That's it.
12:53Yeah, right.
12:54I thought you meant my wallet or something.
12:57You meant my wallet or my phone or something.
12:59I was like, what?
13:01They're my pockets, aren't they?
13:04Yeah.
13:05No, thanks.
13:06Yeah.
13:07All good.
13:08All good.
13:09Here's what it is, mate.
13:12Hey.
13:13Hey.
13:14Oh.
13:20Thanks for coming.
13:21Yeah.
13:21No, it's great to be here.
13:25How have you been?
13:27How have you been more like?
13:29Sleeping.
13:31Well, sleep's been...
13:33It's not been great, to be honest.
13:36Oh, dear.
13:36I've always been doing bedtime, but it's me who's got to get up in the night and whop it
13:41out, whack it in its house.
13:44Alex is so gorgeous.
13:46You should see him at three in the morning.
13:52I've got my latch sorted.
13:54Oh, great.
13:54Yes.
13:55That is a big relief.
13:56Yeah.
13:57Hey.
13:59Thanks for coming.
14:00Oh, nice.
14:02Great to be here.
14:02I just wanted to say how sorry I am for your loss.
14:09My loss, what don't you say?
14:14Sorry, I thought you meant a wallet or something.
14:16Yeah.
14:17What is your loss?
14:18I was like, what have I lost?
14:19I've got my phone, I've got my case.
14:23Oh, God, yeah.
14:25Thanks, yeah.
14:26It's all good.
14:31It is what it is.
14:34Now get your drink.
14:46I think you need to find a way to talk about it.
14:51Because all that, I've lost my wallet stuff.
14:58I mean, what the fuck?
15:04I was trying to slightly deflect.
15:09It was incredibly subtle.
15:13Actually, when I think of it, very, very convincing.
15:23Don't.
15:29Sorry.
15:32It's okay.
15:34It's okay.
15:52It's a bit of me that wants Alex to die.
16:01A baby.
16:07You want Nicholas' baby to die?
16:11A little bit.
16:14A little bit.
16:26Jesus.
16:36It's so dark.
16:42Yeah.
16:43It's really dark.
17:05Can I do my tea?
17:12Oh, can I literally just grab my toothbrush?
17:18Yeah.
17:21Do you know about gut bacteria?
17:25Do you know about gut bacteria?
17:27Yep, everyone does.
17:28You have all this bacteria in your guts, apparently.
17:31And...
17:31Yeah, I know.
17:33I said enough.
17:34I don't know the ins and outs.
17:36But, apparently, there's some bacteria that can actually be good for you.
17:41Yep.
17:44Sorry.
17:44No.
17:45Don't know which room we're in.
17:47Oh.
17:48Ah, no.
17:49Good point.
17:49Um, I could check with Marvin.
17:50Oh, call him.
17:51I can call him.
18:01Rose.
18:02Which was why we said at the time it was a reliable fund.
18:05The growth was steady for many years.
18:07It was many years, wasn't it?
18:09Er, yeah.
18:10Twelve years of steady growth.
18:12And I don't know if you remember, but I'm sure you do.
18:16Er, as a team, we forecasted growth in that fund of 2.5 in year one, then three, then 2
18:23.1.
18:25And what's actually coming in now is, actually, we're not seeing that.
18:32Though the future is still open to debate.
18:34Yeah, well, the future's always open for debate.
18:36It's the future.
18:38Wasn't what I was saying, but okay.
18:40But, yes, what we are now forecasting for year one is, um, have you got the figures there?
18:49We've both got the figures.
18:51Do you want to?
18:52You carry on.
18:54Yeah.
18:56It's actually a shrinkage, in fact, of 0.4.
19:08Okay.
19:13Okay.
19:15Okay.
19:42Let's go.
20:05That'll be Daniel.
20:16You probably can't sleep or something.
20:42Do you mind if I move this?
20:43Yeah, you're free. Sorry.
20:46Thanks.
20:49Oh, thank you.
20:52Sorry.
20:55Oh, thank you.
21:07How long have you been saying?
21:09Yes.
21:18I'm really trying not to put any pressure on you.
21:24All I need is for you to get it heard, get it in me and ejaculate.
21:28That's literally it.
21:31Just get it in me and ejaculate.
21:36I don't need it to be enjoyable.
21:40I just need you to ejaculate.
21:44Shut your eyes.
21:46They are.
21:47Shut your eyes.
21:49They are shut.
21:50Shut them.
21:51I can't.
21:52I've got this left.
21:53Shut your stupid eyes.
21:54I don't want you to see in the dress.
22:03You're so annoying.
22:04It's not even funny anymore.
22:06Keep them shut now.
22:12Keep them shut.
22:23Wait, she's done a roast.
22:27Spends ages on you.
22:29She sees us the meat night before.
22:31Has it all day in a slow cooker?
22:32Yeah, no, I know how your mum makes a roast.
22:35I've spent like six years now hearing all about how your mum puts the meat in a slow cooker.
22:40Do you know she grows her own carrots?
22:42Here he is.
22:43Oh no, go away.
22:45Let's talk about a roast.
22:46Oh, typical.
22:47Thanks, son.
22:50Here they are.
22:51They want feeding.
22:54Well, there's plenty of food.
22:56I've done a roast.
22:57I'm just going to pop upstairs.
22:59Okay enough.
23:00Too much information.
23:02Hey.
23:25Are you in there?
23:30Yeah.
23:33Are you okay?
23:37Yep.
23:43Everything will be okay.
23:45I just know it will.
23:48I can't say how I know.
23:50I just know.
23:52Does that make sense?
23:53Does that make sense?
23:56Yep.
23:57I just have this, like, like an inkling.
24:06Do you want to let me in?
24:13Come on now.
24:14Just have a chat.
24:16Just go downstairs and have a chat.
24:17Go.
24:29She's dishing it out.
24:31Yeah, I don't give a fuck.
24:32Where are you going to go?
24:32She's done making cheese.
24:34I need to fucking leave.
24:42I didn't say anything.
24:44Don't talk to me when I am cleaning on a seamless, annoying cupboard in the entire house.
24:51How is this my fault?
25:02Okay.
25:04Okay.
25:04My parents...
25:07Okay.
25:08My parents are really positive, calm, constructive people.
25:13I don't really like that.
25:15It's what we need.
25:17They're not like...
25:18Yeah, I don't know.
25:21They're not like what?
25:24A business.
25:25Well, you're obviously going to say something.
25:31You know, your parents can be a bit, like, I don't just mean your parents.
25:39Your dad's all serious.
25:42Your mum's...
25:43Your mum.
25:45There's a reason you haven't told them about the losses.
25:47They won't be able to deal with it.
25:49I think you're serious.
25:50We're dealing with it really well.
25:53Okay.
25:54Let's stop this before it becomes something we know when it's begun.
25:58Really?
26:01We're just going to stand here, pretend it's okay for people to go on about some fucking inkling when we're
26:06fucking...
26:11Okay.
26:17Is that your mum that ought to have a dead fetus sucked out of her?
26:22So you stand there talking all smiley like a pair of fucking idiots and they know fuck all.
26:26They know fuck all.
26:34I didn't mean your parents are idiots.
26:36I just meant the whole thing is idiotic.
26:50I didn't mean they're idiots.
26:52Is that okay?
26:53Sorry.
26:54Oh, it's fine.
27:01They're doing their best.
27:03I think they just don't know what to say.
27:05Well, that's like...
27:07Yeah.
27:09What is there to say?
27:10Oh, yeah.
27:13Sorry.
27:14Oh, mum.
27:15They're just...
27:16Didn't mean they.
27:16No.
27:17How'd you end up like that in vain?
27:23Are you okay?
27:26Yeah.
27:26No, I'm fine.
27:27I just...
27:31Do you mind if I say something?
27:33Of course, yeah.
27:37I have to say this, okay, because...
27:40I love you.
27:42I want to look after you.
27:45It's my job to be the person to say this, yeah, but...
27:51You're not thinking straight.
27:57Am I not?
28:01No.
28:06Sorry.
28:09Don't let's be sorry.
28:12You mean...
28:13I lost three babies, and I'm not thinking straight?
28:27Oh, my God, I'm such a clutz.
28:30Sorry, I'm so hair-brained.
28:32I can't think straight in my silly little girl head
28:35because my ditzy little womb keeps evacuating babies.
28:39Of course, I'm not thinking straight.
28:42I had one baby ripped out of me
28:44and another two pouring down my legs.
28:46Why do you expect me to think straight?
28:48How can you think straight?
28:53We had three babies growing inside me
28:55and they all died.
28:56One of them was ripped out of me
28:58by some procedure that I don't even want to think about
29:00and we watched the other two gush down the toilet.
29:03You know what?
29:03You think straight about that.
29:06Jesus, fuck.
29:07Come on.
29:23Everybody core down.
29:31Come on sweet.
29:32Who's okay?
29:52Why did you want to go to the toilet?
29:55I think the difference is
29:58I'm able to rationalise it
30:00I know you're not
30:03Okay
30:05I am
30:06Of course you can't rationalise it
30:09But you're pregnant three times and they all die
30:12You can rationalise that
30:15Yeah
30:17Fuck off
30:18I can rationalise it
30:19Of course you can't
30:21I can rationalise it
30:22I can make sense of it
30:24In my brain
30:26Which means I'm able to
30:28Manage my emotional reaction to it
30:30Without having to
30:33Go on about it to everyone
30:42Okay
30:53Rationalise it then
30:55Go on
30:57Rationalise it because
30:58I love rational
31:00Rational's fucking excellent
31:01I'd love to find a way to make this all feel fucking rational
31:10You have to think of this
31:13Within its place
31:15Within the cosmos
31:22Fuck off
31:23Oh sorry
31:25Go on
31:27Tell me how this all fits within the cosmos
31:29It sounds fantastic
31:30Okay fuck off
31:31No go on sorry please
31:32Rationalise
31:34Rationalise away you were saying the cosmos
31:42We're just people
31:44We're just people
31:45You know
31:48Really?
31:53Okay
31:56Wow
31:56You thought of that yourself
32:00Wow
32:00This is like
32:02This is life changing
32:04Why didn't you tell me this sooner?
32:07You need to write this down because you know
32:08The whole cosmos thing is really deep
32:10That's like
32:11That's the sort of thing clever people say
32:13Who cares about the children dying in my stomach
32:16Like we're all just part of the cosmos
32:20The cosmos
32:21Oh come on
32:22That's hilarious
32:25You know that's funny
32:29Have you been listening to a podcast?
32:31You just fuck off
32:33Seriously
32:34It's fucking rude
32:35Fuck you
32:35Yeah okay
32:36Don't call me fucking rude
32:38I do fucking everything
32:39You need
32:40I've upset my mum
32:42I do fucking
32:44Whatever
32:44Whatever you want me to do
32:45Because I love you
32:46And I'm happy to do it
32:47Because I love you
32:48And because
32:48I made a vow to you
32:51On our wedding day
32:52But you can't then
32:53Just turn around
32:54And be fucking rude
32:58You've got two options
32:59You can either
33:01Bend over
33:02Let the misery fuck you
33:03Or
33:04You move forward
33:05You stay focused
33:06Eyes up
33:07Level ed
33:12Is that what you're doing?
33:14Yeah
33:17What was it?
33:19Move forward
33:20Move forward
33:20Stay focused
33:21Eyes up
33:21Level ed
33:25No, is that going?
33:28It's going well
33:31Yeah?
33:33Yeah
33:36I've put all the pain
33:38Through
33:38Like
33:41Imagine that
33:42Like
33:43A shredder
33:44A paper shredder
33:45In my head
33:47I put all the pain
33:48Through the shredder
33:49I've burnt the shreds
33:51And now
33:52That allows me
33:52To move forwards
33:53Across the ashes
33:58You know
33:58That's mad though
33:59Yeah
34:01It's not
34:02It is
34:04It's fucking loopy
34:06It works
34:07It doesn't
34:09I promise you
34:10It doesn't
34:13I promise you
34:14It doesn't
34:18You don't talk about it
34:21You only talk to your dad
34:22And that's like
34:23Talking to a two-year-old
34:24Okay fine
34:24I'm going to talk about it
34:25I'll talk to fucking
34:26Everyone about it
34:27I'll talk to Dave about it
34:28I'll go around Sainsbury
34:30The fucking lad they got
34:36Doing a ceremony
34:39I can't keep me eyes on me
34:40I mean look at him
34:42What a guy
34:43He's got the looks
34:45He's got a daughter
34:47You are turning me
34:49Out of my show
34:49You dangerous beast
34:50Are you guys alright?
34:55No
35:00Is this okay?
35:01Yeah thank you
35:02So um
35:05There's something
35:05That I've got to tell
35:06This guy
35:07That I've been seeing
35:08And um
35:10Okay he's gonna hate it
35:12And I
35:14Let's just
35:43Let's just
35:44We start with a prayer
35:47Yes
35:48Thank you
35:51Do you want to lead it?
35:54Okay
36:22Help me
36:31Thank you
36:37Sorry I didn't make the restaurant
36:39No yeah don't worry
36:40I actually really value eating on my own
36:42The payment got her okay?
36:44Yeah all good
36:44Thanks
36:46And I left the tip
36:49Because you forgot the tip
36:52No I was glad that you didn't add the tip
36:55It felt nice to leave the tip
37:07I just wanted to have a little chat
37:11Sorry do you mind
37:12Just put this on your book
37:13Oh um
37:18Are you okay Tim?
37:19No yeah happy to
37:20Yeah
37:22I'm really like
37:23I'm really open to
37:25Like
37:26Discussions
37:26And emotions
37:29I used to cry quite a lot
37:31When I was little
37:31So
37:33Just fire away
37:34Anything you need to say
37:35Just say it
37:37Is this about Singapore?
37:39It's linked
37:39Yeah but it's
37:41Because I'm so excited for you
37:44Thank you yeah
37:47And I assume you'll get a raise
37:56You're right if I open these
37:57Yeah
37:59I doubt they'd headhunt you
38:00And increase your responsibilities
38:01Without a commensurate salary increase
38:03If they do
38:04You will need to have a word
38:07Or I will
38:12Well there's um
38:13Going to be
38:14Quite a significant raise
38:15Yeah
38:16How significant
38:20Because it should probably also
38:22Be a proportional increase
38:23In your bonus
38:26Why don't you let me
38:27Take a look at the paperwork
38:28I can make a plan for the money
38:29And
38:30Okay no
38:31Are you kidding me?
38:34What?
38:34What do you mean what?
38:38I'm trying to help you organise your finances
38:40Okay now
38:42Sleep in the attic
38:44Excuse me?
38:45Sleep in the attic
38:45Go on fuck off
38:46Get out of my bedroom
38:47Well that's rude
38:48You're going to have to put the radiator on
38:49And turn it to three
38:50I'm literally trying to help you organise your finances
38:52Yep
38:53I know
38:53It's interesting though isn't it
38:55That you won't let me
38:55Fuck off
38:56Very interesting
38:57Fuck off
38:58Get out of my bedroom
39:02All of my mates have settled down
39:05I'm the only one
39:09I'm all alone in the world
39:10Can you imagine how that feels?
39:15I just need
39:17The chance to move away
39:19Start again
39:22Take me to Singapore
39:28I'd love to tell Stephen
39:30I'm moving to Singapore
39:37Here?
39:38Yeah yeah good for me
39:39I don't think it's much like
39:40No this is fine isn't it?
39:42Yeah
39:42Yeah it's good too
39:44A bit like
39:46In the middle work
39:48You want to just have a cosy little corner together
39:52Sounds serious?
40:00Uh oh
40:01Lots to talk about
40:02Yeah there is indeed
40:04Uh oh
40:05Sounds serious
40:07There
40:12I made it there
40:21Oh it's lovely
40:24I've been here a few times during the day
40:26I know I should be working
40:27It counts as work
40:30It counts as work right
40:31Everything counts as work
40:35I think they do like
40:36Um
40:38Yeah
40:39Thanks for coming out
40:40No it's great to be out
40:42Really
40:43I sort of texted you and I was like
40:46Ah
40:46I know we don't know each other very well
40:49No
40:50No I was pleased you asked actually
40:52Um
40:53Service is terrible
40:55Even when it's empty it's mad
41:00But how are you?
41:01You okay?
41:03Uh
41:03Yeah fine
41:04I
41:06I'm pregnant
41:07Ready
41:12Great timing
41:13Shall I
41:16Go ahead
41:18Okay so the
41:19Halloumi
41:25Oyster mushrooms
41:26The burrata salad
41:28Dressing
41:30On the side
41:31We'll have the dressing on the side please
41:34Um
41:35Chip pea kofta
41:37Lamb skewers
41:38Uh
41:41Hummus and baba ganoush
41:42Do they come with flatbreads?
41:44I'm just gonna
41:45And I've
41:46It's been a lot of
41:48Interviews and stress
41:49Um
41:50Networking
41:51Sadly
41:52But um
41:53I've managed to get a promotion
41:56Hmm
41:57Don't tell Dave that
41:58I said that
41:59Um
42:00He thinks I was headhunted
42:02But um
42:03It means a move to
42:06Singapore
42:08Great
42:12Well yeah but
42:14Looks like I've got this
42:15Baby growing inside of me
42:19Which feels
42:21Amazing
42:24I'm really sorry
42:27No
42:42Okay
42:44Quite simply
42:46Dave isn't capable
42:48Of fatherhood
42:49And um
42:50I'm moving to Singapore
42:52Without him
42:53I haven't told him yet
42:55Because
42:56He's desperate for me
42:57To go to this Matt's wedding
42:58And um
42:59But the
43:00My question is that
43:02When it comes to it
43:03Because
43:03There is a lot of pain in him
43:05And sensitivity
43:06And
43:07He's rather vulnerable
43:09Beneath it all
43:10You
43:10You know him
43:13What is the
43:15Nicest way to dump him
43:21Sorry that's a lot to digest
43:26Have some more
43:27I've just
43:28Greedy guts
43:29Eating for two
43:41Singapore
43:41Yeah
43:42Wow
43:45She's been headhunted
43:46Headhunted?
43:48Yeah
43:48Wow
43:51Oh she's good
43:52Is she?
43:54She's too good for you
43:57Oh yeah
43:58I was it
43:59Who isn't?
44:04No it's a big
44:06Thing for her
44:08It's a
44:11Yeah
44:13She wants me to go with her
44:18To Singapore
44:20To Singapore?
44:20Yeah
44:27That's good
44:28Yeah
44:33So
44:33So you'd move back there
44:35And
44:35Yeah
44:36Yeah
44:36Settle down
44:47Well it's great
44:48That she's asked you
44:51What does that mean?
44:55Wow
44:59Of course you'd ask me
45:01You married people
45:02Are hilarious
45:03You just can't stand the thought
45:05Somebody else
45:07I'm joking
45:08I'm joking
45:09It's all good mate
45:10All good
45:26How long do you think you'd be out there?
45:31Like if you moved out there
45:33With her
45:34This year
45:35It probably would be this year
45:37Yeah
45:41Well it would be a long term move
45:43Professionally for Amanda
45:45So
45:45Yeah
45:49Permanent
45:52But
45:53I guess you
45:55You come home
45:56What?
45:57Every few months
45:58What would I come home for?
46:02Daniel
46:03Well yeah
46:05There's Daniel
46:06Of course there's Daniel
46:07And I'm always thinking of Daniel
46:09He'll visit
46:10Yeah
46:11He'll love it out there
46:12Yeah
46:14And my dad
46:15But there's nothing else to come home for
46:25Well
46:25It'll be good to see you back
46:26Have you?
46:26Yeah
46:28Finally
46:2820 years
46:29I've been trying to get rid of you
46:30I've been trying to get rid of me
46:31I've been trying to get rid of you
46:47Here there's a new hat
46:58Oh yeah
46:59Stephen, Stephen!
47:07Okay, thank you.
47:13When I first met my wife...
47:23When I first met Lisa...
47:27Okay, okay, enough.
47:34When I first met Lisa, she was actually incredibly rude.
47:38She actually tried to push in front of me in the queue at the cab shop.
47:42It was Peter.
47:47But...
47:50I knew...
47:51As soon as I spoke to her, I knew I wanted to be with this amazing woman for the rest
47:56of my life.
47:57Stay down!
48:05Lisa...
48:08I'm addicted to you.
48:12Every minute we're not together feels like a waste of a minute.
48:17I found you beautiful the first moment I saw you.
48:21I found you beautiful every moment since.
48:30I find you beautiful first thing in the morning when your breath stinks.
48:37When your breath stinks and your hair's a mess.
48:41I find you beautiful last thing at night when I can't sleep because you're making me laugh.
48:47And then five minutes later when your snoring kicks in.
48:55We stand here today and we look at our lives stretched out before us.
49:04And I see us laughing every day and getting drunk and going on amazing holidays.
49:14And I know there will be hard times too, but...
49:19Whatever happens to us...
49:21However hard we fall in the most painful moments.
49:25We made a vow today that we will be there for each other.
49:32We will love and look after each other.
49:37Me, the sensible problem solver.
49:41And you, the fun, mad, uncontainable and unrepeatable one.
49:52Nothing could break us apart.
50:05I'd like to propose a toast.
50:12To my world.
50:13My life.
50:15To my wife.
50:19To Lisa.
50:21To Lisa!
50:23To Lisa!
50:32Put it down the radio gate!
50:43Alright, that's it ladies and gentlemen, that's it.
50:46The pizza van is now open and let's remember it is a free bar, so let's make this a messy
50:52one.
50:52Let's go!
50:56The pizza van is the house that we got in the room and one and a half.
51:02The pizza van is there now.
51:03Let's go to the pizza van.
51:03Let's go, let's go.
51:07What is the pizza van?
51:08To the pizza van is there.
51:20We're cooking for the pizza van.
51:21We're cooking for the pizza van.
51:22The pizza van is here.
51:22Amanda's pregnant.
51:25See my WhatsApps?
51:55Amanda's pregnant.
51:57She's gonna dump Dave and move to Singapore.
51:59You need to tell him.
52:01Destroy the fucking bitch.
52:17Jesus Christ.
52:22Jesus Christ.
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