00:00That's it, honey.
00:03Could you please throw it away?
00:06Excuse me, can I do it later, okay?
00:25Excuse me, this is my husband.
00:27Oh, I'm sorry, really.
00:31I never would have guessed that such a scarecrow could have such a handsome husband.
00:36What did you say?
00:39I said that such a scarecrow can't have such a handsome husband.
00:47Ain't you a pretty girl, huh?
00:51As you can see, mommy.
00:52Oh, well, let me help you hydrate your skin.
01:01Are you out of your mind? You're crazy!
01:10Hey, come on.
01:12Are you nuts? You're making a scene on a plane?
01:16Embarrassing yourself.
01:20Where are you going?
01:21To apologize for you.
01:51Where are you, Carl?
01:52Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
01:55They won't be long.
01:58Help, help, help.
02:15Carl, are you there?
02:17Open up, we've entered the tubulence zone.
02:44What are you looking at, Mommy?
02:46Close the car, too.
02:57Yeah, I think he's a perfect fit for the position of the Vice President.
03:00Yeah, good.
03:02Okay, bye, call back.
03:05So, Melissa, what can I say?
03:08Your boyfriend is seconds away from becoming the Vice President of my company.
03:14It will be an honor, Mr. Hightower.
03:16I see something in you, my friend, I really do.
03:20Well, I propose a toast. Let's...
03:22Ah, finally.
03:25There she is.
03:30Sweetheart.
03:32Fantastic.
03:34Please, have a seat.
03:39Allow me to introduce you to my wife, Megan.
03:51Um, what happened? You, uh, you know each other?
03:56Ah, darling.
03:57You can forget this, too.
04:00We were in the same plane once.
04:03Oh.
04:04What's your name again?
04:06Melissa.
04:12Wait a minute.
04:14This is my favorite song.
04:16Or, as they say, my jam.
04:19Honey, do you care to dance with me?
04:21Mmm, honey.
04:23I bought new shoes today and they're so tight.
04:26Maybe, uh, Melissa.
04:32Uh, miss, um, would you like to dance with me?
04:35Of course, if your boyfriend is okay with that.
04:39Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:40Of course, Mr. Hightower.
04:41Perfect.
04:42Please.
04:51When exactly are you gonna destroy me?
04:53What are you talking about?
04:55I'm talking about it.
04:56All my future depends on your husband, so you might...
04:58Don't worry.
05:04I'll praise you.
05:07But...
05:08Why?
05:08Because it's not your fault, Carl.
05:12She took you away from me and destroyed our family.
05:16Yes.
05:17Yes, that's exactly what I'm talking about.
05:20And that's why...
05:23You're gonna dump her tonight.
05:28What?
05:29Here, in the restaurant.
05:31In front of everyone.
05:33You're gonna...
05:34Take this glass.
05:36You're gonna tell her straight.
05:38And...
05:39You're gonna throw it in her face.
05:47Or...
05:49I will tell my husband the truth.
05:57You've got some pretty good news.
06:03You too.
06:09Sir, I understand.
06:10But...
06:11I have Carl.
06:13He's going...
06:14To be a vice president soon.
06:16What?
06:17Him?
06:20No, he's not.
06:23What?
06:25Carl...
06:26Is a loser.
06:27He will never become a vice president of any company.
06:30The only thing he's going to be doing for the rest of his life is stacking boxes in an office.
06:38You...
06:38You deserve better.
06:41You know, I'm looking at you and...
06:43And...
06:44It's unbelievable the way he dresses you up with this cheap stuff.
06:51What is that?
06:54You deserve a Rolex.
06:57Or above.
06:58Not this cheap junk.
07:04But...
07:05You have a wife.
07:07I do.
07:08I have a wife.
07:10I have a wife today.
07:12I have a wife tomorrow.
07:14But...
07:15What about the day after tomorrow?
07:19Think about it.
07:23Thank you for the dance.
07:25Please, have a seat.
07:29Carl, my friend, I must say that your girlfriend has some moves.
07:33You are an amazing dancer.
07:35Um, honey, can I talk to you for a second?
07:45Listen, I have good news.
07:47I'm definitely going to be the vice president.
07:52Are you sure about that?
07:54Oh, yeah, I'm sure.
07:56There's just one small thing left to do and I'll be just fine.
08:01Are you?
08:05Uh-huh.
08:06I think I'll be just fine, not you.
08:10What?
08:10What do you see here?
08:128.30.
08:13I see poverty, Carl.
08:14This watch is a fake, just like you.
08:17You'll spend the rest of your life moving boxes in your office.
08:20And I don't want to be with a loser.
08:22Ugh.
08:28Bravo.
08:30What can I say?
08:31What a show.
08:33We are entertained, aren't we?
08:36Go ahead, take a seat.
08:39Carl.
08:40I have a surprise for you.
08:43All yours, buddy.
08:45I told you I'm going to be the vice president.
08:47Just one signature.
08:51Hey, what is that?
08:53What does it look like?
08:55This is a one-way plane ticket.
08:57Out of here.
08:58Out of the city, forever.
08:59So nobody's going to hire you ever again.
09:02And I am going to make sure of that.
09:04Look at me.
09:05You dumped your wife and kid with no alimony?
09:10You disgust me.
09:12And as for you, pretty girl,
09:15I have a present for you too.
09:19What present?
09:22Here.
09:25You can have it.
09:27You like used things, don't you?
09:30What are you looking at?
09:32You know better than him.
09:34Let's get out of here.
09:47You're such a loser.
09:48You're such a loser.
09:52You know better than you.
09:52You're such a loser.
09:53You're such a nicer loser.
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