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00:00:00Ten seconds, and I'll have Leo falling all over me.
00:00:04Leo, right?
00:00:06Call my wife. I want to meet her.
00:00:07Mr. Brian, you're not supposed to fall for your students.
00:00:12Who wrote this?
00:00:13Psychology of Love.
00:00:14The Psychology of Love paper is not based on any hard data.
00:00:18How about a video of him saying that he loves you?
00:00:20Step one to Mia's love theory?
00:00:22Create controlled chaos.
00:00:24He's a total fuckboy, and he hooks up with girls all night.
00:00:28Do you have a boyfriend?
00:00:29I found something on her lizard.
00:00:32Step number three, spice things up with a little physical contact.
00:00:36You're not really that type.
00:00:38I've dropped into your divorce papers.
00:00:40We were both named Mia, so we were obviously friends.
00:00:43Do you know, uh, Mia?
00:00:45What?
00:00:46Same name, hometown, and birthday.
00:00:50See that?
00:00:51My son gave this to you, right?
00:00:53My friend, she lost this necklace trying to get it back to her.
00:00:57Do you want a divorce?
00:00:58Lee-ho!
00:00:59How would you do that?
00:01:01He's playing.
00:01:02Do you like me?
00:01:04Actually, I'm married.
00:01:06Leo, Brian, and Mia Rose.
00:01:09He's my husband.
00:01:13You're the real Mia.
00:01:22As a student of love philosophy, today is the first time I've been invited to a costume party.
00:01:30And I'm going to wow them all.
00:01:33Until...
00:01:34What is she wearing?
00:01:36Oh my God, this is so embarrassing.
00:01:41I didn't think you'd come.
00:01:43So if it is a choice.
00:01:46Did I come to the wrong place?
00:01:49Everyone, our love expert, Mia.
00:01:52She's dressed a bit special today.
00:01:55So it's the perfect time for everyone to get to know her.
00:02:00Well, you think you write the psychology of love and you're some kind of love group?
00:02:06I thought this was Professor Brian's costume party.
00:02:09Oh, you received this invitation?
00:02:13Sorry.
00:02:14Yours is fake.
00:02:16We made it for you, Dr. Love.
00:02:20Let's post it.
00:02:21And title it, The Funny Girl Breakdown.
00:02:24The Love Psychologist Exposed.
00:02:42That's enough.
00:02:43What are you all doing here?
00:02:46Weren't you supposed to be welcoming the school's sponsor?
00:02:50Yes, we are welcoming the sponsor, but...
00:02:53I've seen how you're welcoming me.
00:02:56Are you okay?
00:02:58I was seriously over the line.
00:03:01Yeah, they used my research against me.
00:03:04Screw them.
00:03:05I mean, you're amazing.
00:03:06They're just jealous of how brilliant you are.
00:03:09Still pretending to be an academic?
00:03:12Maybe your next paper should be titled,
00:03:15How to Pathweek Yourself Under Embarrassed.
00:03:19All right, Amy.
00:03:20Let's make this interesting.
00:03:24Ten seconds.
00:03:26And I'll have Leo falling all over me.
00:03:29Are you dreaming?
00:03:31You're crazy.
00:03:33If you're wrong, then you have to apologize to me in front of everyone.
00:03:38And if I lose,
00:03:41then I will delete my thesis.
00:03:43And I will admit that I'm a fraud.
00:03:46Do.
00:03:57Leo, right?
00:04:02It was really cool what you did over there.
00:04:05Mia?
00:04:07And do you remember my name?
00:04:09It's hard to forget someone who comes to a reception dressed as a Vegas showgirl.
00:04:15I thought excellence came from boldness.
00:04:18Or is that just a theory?
00:04:37It's hard to forget someone who comes to a party.
00:04:54It's hard to forget someone who comes to a party.
00:05:26Find out everything you can about Mia.
00:05:30Oh, and call my wife. I want to meet her.
00:05:34You got it.
00:05:48You said ten seconds. I counted six.
00:05:51I mean, that was insane. You had the whole room holding their breath. Even Leo.
00:05:55Step one to Mia's love theory, create controlled chaos.
00:06:00And what was the result?
00:06:01Chemistry 1A, dopamine activation.
00:06:07Hello?
00:06:13So she crashed an exclusive dinner and forged the invitation.
00:06:18And put on that performance and calls it research.
00:06:21I think there might be some misunderstanding.
00:06:24I mean, she was at the top of her psychology department.
00:06:27Perfect GPA, no disciplinary record.
00:06:32Plays of birth to Oregon?
00:06:34She's like her.
00:06:37How's it going with the meeting with my wife?
00:06:39Oh, all set.
00:06:40It's today.
00:06:45My husband wants to meet me today.
00:06:48Seriously? That prick didn't even go to the wedding.
00:06:51You're going to see him?
00:06:52Nope.
00:06:53Love is the last thing I need to be happy.
00:07:04Do you take this man to be your husband?
00:07:13I do.
00:07:18There, Mom.
00:07:20Now I am married to a stranger who lives thousands of miles away.
00:07:24I hope you're happy.
00:07:26My parents arranged the marriage before they died.
00:07:30I haven't even met the man.
00:07:32I need to get a divorce.
00:07:34Asap.
00:07:40Lily, oh my gosh.
00:07:42Long time no see.
00:07:46What are our plans?
00:07:48I need you to pretend to be me and divorce my husband that I've never met.
00:07:53Hold on.
00:07:53Why me?
00:07:54Because you know me better than anyone.
00:07:58And you have a ton of experience handling jerks.
00:08:02Girl, you called me because of that.
00:08:04No, wait.
00:08:05Lily, Lily.
00:08:05Um.
00:08:12Say no more.
00:08:14When are we going to do that?
00:08:15Well.
00:08:33Oh, my God.
00:08:35Mia's husband is just my type.
00:08:39Are you Leo Brian?
00:08:42Yes, please.
00:08:44Sit.
00:08:52I'm sorry I've been MIA since we got married.
00:08:56I'll make it up to you.
00:08:57This marriage was our parents' idea, but I'll put you through college.
00:09:03You can divorce after you graduate.
00:09:06Actually, I...
00:09:07I know you have a lot of student debt.
00:09:11You're welcome to move in with me.
00:09:22Let me think about it.
00:09:24Let me know when you've thought it over.
00:09:31Oh, it's okay.
00:09:33I've got this.
00:09:38See you later.
00:09:40See you later.
00:09:57Oh, my God, girl!
00:09:58Lily!
00:09:59Oh, my gosh.
00:09:59Tell me everything that happened.
00:10:01Your husband is so ugly and dirt poor tooth.
00:10:04I mean, he even tried to fill me up.
00:10:07You dodged a bullet, girl.
00:10:08Wait, Lily.
00:10:09I'm so sorry.
00:10:10Are you okay?
00:10:12Well, no problem, because I just kicked him right in the family's nose.
00:10:17So, just forget that he ever existed, okay?
00:10:20Okay.
00:10:21Well, let me at least make you dinner.
00:10:25Please, it's the least I can do.
00:10:30Rejected.
00:10:31The psychology of love paper is not based on any hard data.
00:10:37Then what do you want me to do?
00:10:39Find the perfect man.
00:10:40Bag the perfect man.
00:10:42And then get back to me.
00:10:43Good luck with it.
00:10:54Who is the perfect guy?
00:10:58What are you going to do?
00:11:00Graduation's in three months.
00:11:02Yeah, and don't forget about your student loans, girl.
00:11:04I mean, you need a guinea pig and a fast.
00:11:12Leo Bryan.
00:11:13He's a visiting professor here.
00:11:16Wow.
00:11:18Fate is working overtime with you two.
00:11:28Mr. Bryan, you're not supposed to fall for your students.
00:11:40Back to Arrhythmia.
00:11:41It'll be a piece of cake.
00:11:43I'll just implement step two of Mia's.
00:11:47Wrong.
00:11:47Men are visual creatures.
00:11:49We need to catch his eye first.
00:11:55Bryan Technologies is investing in a new research project on companionship AI.
00:12:01This is mortifying.
00:12:04I thought he was the only one here.
00:12:06And I'm looking for an assistant.
00:12:23We are the obvious choice.
00:12:25Amy and I are the perfect choice for this project.
00:12:29As you may know, Amy's dad is the CEO-
00:12:32Stop.
00:12:33Connections won't get you anywhere with me.
00:12:35Go.
00:12:36I'm not repeating myself.
00:12:41He really is the perfect guy.
00:12:44You.
00:12:46Go.
00:12:47Me?
00:12:49Why?
00:12:50I don't want anybody working for me who's more concerned about clothes than research.
00:13:01Who wrote this?
00:13:03Psychology of Love.
00:13:05You're right.
00:13:11That's one of the best reports I've ever read.
00:13:16Your full name is Mia Rose?
00:13:18The one and only.
00:13:20Says here you were born in Oregon.
00:13:22Sister city, to be exact.
00:13:24Do you have a boyfriend?
00:13:27Absolutely.
00:13:29Positively.
00:13:30100% no.
00:13:32Holy shit.
00:13:34He's interrogating me about my love life in front of everyone.
00:13:38Oh, he is so in love with me.
00:13:43Her name is identical to my wife's.
00:13:45And she's from the same city.
00:13:52You got the job.
00:13:54Everyone else can go.
00:13:55Sorry.
00:13:57Thank you, Professor Brian.
00:14:01Just keep things professional.
00:14:04Or your job.
00:14:06Just do your job.
00:14:10Step number three and Mia's guide to romance.
00:14:14Spice things up with a little physical contact.
00:14:22Just making sure my boss looks good.
00:14:26I wanna hold you under the red moon.
00:14:34Me?
00:14:36I'd be more worried about yourself.
00:14:38My grandma wouldn't wear that dress.
00:14:41Well, your grandma should wash your mouth out with soap for talking to me that way.
00:14:45Anson.
00:14:48Familiarize her with the project over the next few days.
00:14:51Understood.
00:14:56Listen up, Lily.
00:14:57Rent's on me this month.
00:15:00What?
00:15:00You became a Miss Moneybags all of a sudden?
00:15:04This is Leo Brian.
00:15:07And I'm gonna be his research assistant.
00:15:10Um, Leo Brian, do you know he's your husband?
00:15:13Can you pay?
00:15:14Yeah.
00:15:15I have to make him fall in love with me if I'm gonna pass this semester.
00:15:20Girl, listen to me.
00:15:22I've heard he's a total fuckboy and he hooks up with girls all night.
00:15:27Please, stay away from him.
00:15:49I have nowhere to go.
00:15:51You said you would take care of me.
00:15:58Because we're married, right?
00:16:05Because we're married, right?
00:16:09So, where are we sleeping today?
00:16:15Just stay in your own lane.
00:16:17You can have the upstairs.
00:16:27This is all gonna be mine one day.
00:16:30Leo, you're gonna fall for me whether you like it or not.
00:16:37Professor Brian still hasn't asked you out.
00:16:40No?
00:16:41You know, I'm starting to think that maybe my method doesn't actually work.
00:16:46You should ask your roommate, Lily.
00:16:48Guy's over.
00:16:49Not my roommate anymore.
00:16:51She just moved in with her new boyfriend.
00:16:54They're so jealous that you're like this with Professor Brian.
00:16:59Listen, I hate to be a bummer, but everyone's saying this dude's way out of your league.
00:17:05Bullshit!
00:17:06I am nice, I am hardworking, and I have my masters.
00:17:10What, I'm out of that moody weirdo's league?
00:17:14Uh, I know.
00:17:15I am Professor Jackoff, and I'm a total asshole.
00:17:19You're right.
00:17:20I never shut up, and I love to hear the sound of my own voice.
00:17:24He aggravates me more than anyone I have ever met.
00:17:42What a coincidence!
00:17:44If it isn't my favorite professor!
00:17:48I didn't realize you were so two-faced.
00:17:51I came here to invite you to the club tomorrow, but...
00:18:04A fancy date! It's happening!
00:18:06I mean, I can't believe it! Leo really asked you out!
00:18:10Finally!
00:18:11It's my turn!
00:18:16Hmm.
00:18:17Mia?
00:18:17I've heard you're going to the country club with Mr. Leo Brian tomorrow?
00:18:23Yeah.
00:18:24You don't have to worry about me.
00:18:27You're such a good friend.
00:18:28But now, I need to go pick out my outfit for tomorrow!
00:18:34Go, girl!
00:18:37Oh, I'm sorry, Mia.
00:18:43Leo is mine.
00:18:47Step 4 in Mia's Guide to Romance
00:18:50A-B-S
00:18:52Always be smiling!
00:19:05Hi!
00:19:07This is a very important meeting. I hope you brought the samples I mentioned in my notes.
00:19:12Peter?
00:19:13Leo!
00:19:16What the fuck?
00:19:22Come on, hurry up!
00:19:24His notes must have been in the invite, but where did it go?
00:19:27Mia, come on!
00:19:29Get your head in the gate!
00:19:41What's up, Brian?
00:19:42Good to see you.
00:19:43Long time no see.
00:19:44How have you been?
00:19:45Good!
00:19:46Should we have a toast?
00:19:47We could, thank you.
00:19:48Oh, I brought the samples that you asked for.
00:19:51Yeah.
00:19:52Mia, you want to show them?
00:19:54Mia, samples.
00:20:05You must be starving!
00:20:13Honey, I'm not feeling well.
00:20:15I shouldn't have drunk on an empty stomach.
00:20:19Um, research shows that skipping breakfast is a big no-no, so why don't you eat first and we'll
00:20:26talk later.
00:20:28Mr. Brian, your girlfriend is such a sweetheart.
00:20:31Everyone needs a little bit of business.
00:20:33It's just a nice change of pace.
00:20:35Yeah, she's a great girl.
00:20:38One second.
00:20:39Oh, we should eat.
00:20:41Let's talk over there, shall we?
00:20:46Are you trying to embarrass me?
00:20:48I thought this was a date.
00:20:51A date?
00:20:53Really?
00:20:53You're into your professor.
00:20:58I...
00:21:02I...
00:21:03Don't misunderstand this.
00:21:05You're only here because Anne's busy.
00:21:08Of course.
00:21:11It's professional, but...
00:21:15Jetty's ready!
00:21:16Let's continue the conversation on our island, Mr. Brian.
00:21:20Great.
00:21:21Lead the way.
00:21:26I just can't get a break, can I?
00:21:31Kate, how are things going with Professor Hottie?
00:21:34Not good.
00:21:34I'm an idiot.
00:21:35I thought it was a date, and it's not, and now I'm out on my ass.
00:21:38Fuck this!
00:21:46This day just keeps getting worse and worse!
00:21:54I'm thinking how loud I'm thinking.
00:21:58I don't even wanna play this game.
00:22:03Well, I'll make it up.
00:22:05Well, I'll make it up.
00:22:10Leo?
00:22:11You came?
00:22:16Run and don't make a sound.
00:22:18I don't wanna be found.
00:22:28I can't leave you here alone.
00:22:30You are my assistant, after all.
00:22:33That is very nice of you.
00:22:37I'm sorry about it earlier.
00:22:38I didn't explain myself quite clearly.
00:22:41But you did well.
00:22:44You shouldn't push yourself.
00:22:45Here.
00:22:46Take this.
00:23:02I'm gonna get you all wet.
00:23:04Don't worry about me.
00:23:06I got this.
00:23:14I need to trip you forever.
00:23:18Tonight's the night we make an air.
00:23:25It's okay.
00:23:25I can do it myself.
00:23:28You want something to drink?
00:23:29I'm good.
00:23:32What's wrong?
00:23:34I got it.
00:23:36Just an example.
00:23:39That's how I let go of you.
00:23:43Damn it.
00:23:49Do you always have random hookups?
00:23:53There's a lesson from your professor.
00:23:57Every conclusion needs evidence to back it up.
00:24:08Would you like to find out?
00:24:09I got you.
00:24:19He is so sexy.
00:24:26I almost forgot what his lips taste like.
00:24:32How many girls have just melted looking at those eyes?
00:24:38But I'm a professor.
00:24:42I won't take advantage of you.
00:24:45Seems like a gentleman to me.
00:24:48I've heard he's a total fuckboy and he hooks up with girls all night.
00:24:52So why did Lily say that?
00:25:00Miss Rose, I've drafted your divorce papers.
00:25:06Thank you, Harvey.
00:25:08Mia is married?
00:25:14Thank you, Harvey.
00:25:21Was that your parents?
00:25:23No.
00:25:24Actually, my parents are dead.
00:25:28I'm sorry.
00:25:31I'll take you home.
00:25:33You really don't have to do that.
00:25:41Thanks for the ride.
00:25:43Where were you?
00:25:44We were waiting for you.
00:25:45It's kind of a thing.
00:25:46Sorry.
00:25:48It's okay.
00:25:49We were just...
00:25:50I was scared shitless.
00:25:52I'm glad you're alright.
00:25:56Hey.
00:25:57Uh, Miss Rose got home safe.
00:25:59So, I'm off to the bar.
00:26:02Oh, uh, there was some guy there, though.
00:26:04He was, like, pushing her around.
00:26:06What?
00:26:06Who?
00:26:09I couldn't get a good look at him.
00:26:11But, they went inside together.
00:26:14No.
00:26:15She is obviously after you, so...
00:26:18Why don't you just fire her?
00:26:20We need her expertise.
00:26:23As a professor, I should keep an eye on her.
00:26:26Yeah, good excuse.
00:26:28Look into her supposed husband.
00:26:47We haven't spent any time together.
00:26:51Could you please sleep with me tonight?
00:26:56We're getting a divorce after you graduate.
00:26:58So, don't get any ideas.
00:27:03I'll come back after you're dressed.
00:27:10I won't let real man take you away from me.
00:27:24Wait, so he carried you home.
00:27:26He's totally in love with you.
00:27:28Advanced congratulations on graduating early.
00:27:32It's him!
00:27:37Stay the fuck away from me.
00:27:41We are never going to happen?
00:27:45He's playing me like a damn puppet.
00:27:48You know how men are.
00:27:50They treat women like easy come, easy go.
00:27:53It's textbook Matthew effect.
00:27:56I showed my hand too soon.
00:27:58Don't give up that easy.
00:27:59We still have plan B.
00:28:01The cold shoulder!
00:28:04Maybe he's just stubborn.
00:28:10Take this.
00:28:11It was developed by my department.
00:28:13It can monitor the wearer's heartbeat and brain waves.
00:28:17Emma, you are a genius!
00:28:20Lee O'Brien?
00:28:23Lee O'Brien?
00:28:23You ain't seen nothing yet.
00:28:47Lee O'Brien?
00:28:50I usually lunch on my own, but you're welcome to join me.
00:28:54Just sorry for the misunderstanding.
00:28:57I just wanted to borrow this.
00:28:59You're not really my type.
00:29:16oh yeah nice work he's definitely jealous
00:29:35how can feelings just disappear like that no
00:29:43how can you say i'm not her type it seems like you care about her more than you should
00:29:48professor i found something on her husband
00:29:58seems like she's secretly married
00:30:00none of her classmates know we need a pi
00:30:07she's too innocent i'm afraid that someone's going to take advantage of her
00:30:11i've heard a lot of guys on campus are after her
00:30:15and she lives in a shady part of town girls in bars get harassed there all the time
00:30:27professor bryant i need the afternoon off
00:30:30why well if you must know i have a date
00:30:35with who now that is really none of your business
00:30:40you can't i need you this afternoon
00:30:44miss assistant
00:30:53and it's totally working he's taking your shopping
00:30:58careful
00:31:01who are you talking to
00:31:02it's private
00:31:04and what are you trying to spy on your assistant
00:31:06why don't you help me pick something up
00:31:10which one do you like
00:31:18try it on
00:31:21it's for a birthday present
00:31:23how did you know that tomorrow's my birthday
00:31:27tomorrow's your birthday
00:31:33and i'm starting to think that we are never
00:31:39same name
00:31:41hometown and birthday
00:31:43way too many coincidences
00:31:46and i'm starting to think that we are never
00:31:51these are gorgeous
00:31:56are they really for me
00:31:58i
00:31:59actually they're
00:32:02a gift for someone else
00:32:05if i didn't know better
00:32:07i think this mia was my wife
00:32:09sorry
00:32:13my mistake
00:32:15shit
00:32:16is he interested in someone else
00:32:18pick up the pace
00:32:19yes mia
00:32:34yeah
00:32:35hold on
00:32:42you look beautiful on them
00:32:43now why would you give me something so nice
00:32:46if you don't look good it makes me look like a bad boss
00:32:50here
00:32:53have this fitness bracelet as a gift
00:33:03hey what's up
00:33:05yes i will see you at the bar later tonight
00:33:11who are you going out with
00:33:15who are you going out with
00:33:16i am off the clock
00:33:18boss
00:33:20don't worry about me
00:33:21don't worry about me
00:33:22she lives in a shady part of town
00:33:25girls in bars get harassed there all the time
00:33:29you can't go out to a bar at night
00:33:31it's dangerous
00:33:32what what do you like me
00:33:35what do you like me or something
00:33:38just admit you're jealous
00:33:39you're not going out tonight
00:33:42you're going back to the lab to run some tests
00:33:47that i need a zab
00:34:08what is this
00:34:13what is this that is a luminol test the hydrogen peroxide reacts with the alkaline
00:34:21it makes this oxidization with the iron which explain it like i'm five take us for example
00:34:33we reacted before we even knew it kind of looks like a galaxy don't you think
00:34:39it does
00:34:47your heart is racing it must be broken
00:34:55midnight happy birthday
00:35:02i haven't begun to think about that
00:35:07i have an idea
00:35:28you know it's a shame that the stars aren't out tonight
00:35:32oh my god it's beautiful
00:35:42all done for stars
00:36:10you know i haven't really gotten a chance to
00:36:14look at the stars since my parents passed
00:36:45so thank you
00:37:06why are you naked
00:37:10what happened last night
00:37:12are you afraid we forgot to cuddle
00:37:14dumbass remember
00:37:25you
00:37:30you
00:37:52oh god that was close
00:37:55why are you so relieved
00:37:57back up
00:37:58back up professor
00:37:59you getting cold feet
00:38:02remember
00:38:03it was you that kissed me the day we met
00:38:05total accident
00:38:07i swear
00:38:08my bad
00:38:12i'm gonna go shower
00:38:14i'm gonna go shower
00:38:42holy shit
00:38:44holy shit they slept together
00:38:49that bitch
00:38:51got her professor just
00:38:53graduate
00:38:58i need another favor
00:39:01can you take some divorce papers to my husband
00:39:04oh sure bestie
00:39:07let's meet at the bar
00:39:11utilizing the halo effect is step nine
00:39:14in mia's guide to romance
00:39:17edward l thorndyke theorized that we completely
00:39:20overlook red flags when we're in love
00:39:24no
00:39:24no
00:39:25no i i'm i'm not in love with him
00:39:30careful man
00:39:32oh
00:39:33it's blinding
00:39:38um i have to go
00:39:41write some messes
00:39:46my old thesis is out the window
00:39:49science is a joke
00:39:53you got me there
00:39:56certainly no scientific explanation for that
00:39:59hello
00:40:03hello
00:40:04lily oh my gosh how are you
00:40:08i'm feeling great my boyfriend is so obsessed with me
00:40:12he's showing me with cash
00:40:14so lucky
00:40:15yeah
00:40:16we must have really good taste
00:40:19see that
00:40:19wow
00:40:23that's beautiful
00:40:24he must love spending money on you
00:40:26yes he does
00:40:28oh i do have a favor to ask you
00:40:33would you mind giving these divorce papers to my husband
00:40:38please
00:40:40please don't rush me
00:40:42actually is that it i have to go
00:40:44lily what's gotten into you you've been acting different ever since you started dating that guy
00:40:50can i can i at least meet him or it's okay he's a very busy man i i have to
00:40:56go
00:40:57uh
00:40:58you sure have some generous friends
00:41:03what's that supposed to mean
00:41:05she saw you know
00:41:07she saw you like the necklace so much she let you keep them and for free too
00:41:12i should give this back
00:41:16hey cutie you're here to pick me up
00:41:19i was on the way
00:41:25uh
00:41:26i feel sick
00:41:28what's wrong
00:41:32uh
00:41:32can we go
00:41:40mia
00:41:41professor brian
00:41:43what are you doing here
00:41:44my friend she lost this necklace trying to get back to her
00:41:54i gotta find her
00:41:56sorry
00:42:09she has a necklace i gave you
00:42:12how do you know her
00:42:14i know her from high school
00:42:15we were both named mia so we were obviously friends
00:42:19why were you hiding from her
00:42:22she wants me to lend her some cash
00:42:24not interested
00:42:28she's the worst
00:42:29should stay away from her
00:42:32i know her
00:42:34what you're saying doesn't sound like you two are friends
00:42:40i guess i'll give it to her later
00:42:49my rose
00:42:50i'm grace
00:42:51your mother-in-law
00:43:00sweetheart
00:43:01i heard i heard you want a divorce
00:43:04that's true but you don't have to worry about me
00:43:11my son gave this to you right
00:43:13no actually that's my friend lily's
00:43:16impossible
00:43:18i helped them pick it out
00:43:19i'm positive
00:43:20i'm positive
00:43:21lily accepted a gift from him
00:43:23mia
00:43:24i promised your mom i'd look after you
00:43:28please talk to my son
00:43:39clock's ticking
00:43:39how's your experiment coming along
00:43:41um well if you look at the graph here you can see the time and location
00:43:45okay cut to the point okay
00:43:46he kissed me and his heart rate reached 130
00:43:49130
00:43:49mine would reach 132 if i got one million in grunts
00:43:52what more do you want from me
00:43:55how about a video of him saying that he loves you
00:43:58what who's in love with mia
00:44:04she has a secret admirer i think we need to congratulate her
00:44:09really
00:44:11who
00:44:11i have no idea
00:44:15my office now
00:44:25am i here just so you can watch me work
00:44:28i'm running a launch for the new ai next week
00:44:31after that
00:44:33i'm leaving
00:44:34what
00:44:35remember about your credits mia
00:44:38you've been a great assistant
00:44:39is he really leaving
00:44:43so he wants to make leo admit that he loves you
00:44:47the old farts playing matchmaker
00:44:49but he's leaving so soon
00:44:50do you have enough time
00:44:52never fear
00:44:54david is here
00:44:55cool
00:44:57quick what's step six to me is guide to love
00:45:01make your target jealous
00:45:02exactly we need the perfect
00:45:08rival
00:45:13you need the perfect rival for leo
00:45:21the perfect
00:45:26we need to flirt so much that we make everybody jealous
00:45:30what are you doing
00:45:31you have got to be kidding me
00:45:35us influential authors of the center
00:45:38that's making me think
00:45:39like hey babe
00:45:43you up for lunch
00:45:47can't just come into the cafe with me
00:45:49i'm actually a little busy
00:45:52i'm going to be
00:46:08sounds fun
00:46:09dang mia i can't get over just how gorgeous you are
00:46:13i feel the same way
00:46:16i just love how open and honest you are
00:46:22too slow time for the final blow
00:46:24you dare
00:46:32can't you see she's not into you
00:46:35you wish dude
00:46:36i know the code to her apartment
00:46:37we're like close close
00:46:40is that so
00:46:42yeah
00:46:43of course
00:46:48fine
00:46:49enjoy your dessert
00:46:51what just happened did we screw up
00:46:54don't worry about it
00:46:56we still have plan b
00:46:58david was telling the truth
00:46:59but he was spotted at her house
00:47:02so is he your husband
00:47:03uh no but the bi is still investigating
00:47:07go back to the office
00:47:08got it
00:47:11professor leo
00:47:13what a coincidence
00:47:15up for a match
00:47:17david here has been boxing ever since he was a kid
00:47:20you're on
00:47:36a
00:47:44and
00:47:49so nobody cares about
00:47:51people
00:47:51at all
00:47:56don't worry i'll be careful just
00:47:59look rested on here
00:48:11he seems to have you all riled up
00:48:15well you're my assistant
00:48:18why can't you just be honest
00:48:22oh
00:48:24i'll get that
00:48:30i finally took the leap
00:48:32but
00:48:35could you get that it might be important
00:48:40looks like it's your mom
00:48:46mom
00:48:47oh
00:48:48oh hi
00:48:48um
00:48:49your wife and i are meeting up tonight
00:48:50i want you to come
00:48:52you and mia
00:48:56you and mia
00:48:59i can't i'm i'm busy
00:49:01all right i'll see you there tonight hun
00:49:14um
00:49:15professor i need the night off
00:49:18fine i'll take you home
00:49:22you live here too
00:49:23yeah
00:49:25this is the place
00:49:27you know uh mia
00:49:30what
00:49:33i've got the research results on david
00:49:36he's actually
00:49:40who's david to you
00:49:42i've known him forever
00:49:43it's always been really good to me
00:49:47i've got somewhere to be
00:49:52he seems upset
00:50:02mia
00:50:04hello sweetheart
00:50:06i'm great
00:50:06i'm sorry looks like leo stood us up
00:50:09it's okay no worries
00:50:11good now i don't have to explain why i had lily pretend to be me
00:50:16you were all alone at your wedding a year ago
00:50:28i do
00:50:32my son messed it because he was on humanitarian trip overseas
00:50:36i understand
00:50:39give him another chance
00:50:41he's working at your school now
00:50:44maybe it's fate
00:50:46really
00:50:52professor what are you doing here
00:50:55stay away from david
00:50:56he's
00:50:57you are wasting
00:51:03he's playing you
00:51:04yeah i know
00:51:06what
00:51:06they're my friends they always get drunk and stay at my place
00:51:10yeah
00:51:11yeah
00:51:11yeah
00:51:11yeah
00:51:12yeah
00:51:12there are ways you bring him
00:51:14it's really no big deal
00:51:17no no no no no no no please
00:51:19yeah
00:51:19drink
00:51:20no no no no no no no no please
00:51:36i don't like
00:51:38when he takes advantage of you
00:51:45I'm going to ask you one more time.
00:51:47Do you like me?
00:51:51Then start acting like my professor.
00:51:55I'm sorry.
00:52:00Why am I disappointed?
00:52:02I don't have feelings for him, right?
00:52:09I've been waiting for you forever.
00:52:11Sorry I missed dinner with my mom today.
00:52:14I met your mom today.
00:52:17Um, sure.
00:52:19It's so bad that you couldn't come.
00:52:21We had a great conversation.
00:52:23She always wanted that ring.
00:52:26Um, what ring?
00:52:29The one she traded with your mom.
00:52:31Oh.
00:52:35Lily, what's wrong?
00:52:37Can I ask you something?
00:52:41Do you know the ring that your mom gave you?
00:52:48Do you know the ring that your mom gave you?
00:52:52Yeah.
00:52:53Could you please borrow this to me?
00:52:56Oh, Lily, you know I would do anything for you, but that's the last thing my mom gave me before
00:53:02she passed away, so...
00:53:05Fine, but at least can you drink with me?
00:53:10Okay.
00:53:11Cheers to me, single, I guess.
00:53:13Cheers.
00:53:15Cheers.
00:53:15Cheers.
00:53:30Cheers.
00:53:30Cheers.
00:53:31Cheers.
00:53:33Cheers.
00:53:35Cheers.
00:53:36Cheers.
00:53:37Cheers.
00:53:38Cheers.
00:53:40Cheers.
00:53:41Cheers.
00:53:42Cheers.
00:53:43Cheers.
00:53:44Cheers.
00:53:44Cheers.
00:53:45Cheers.
00:53:45Cheers.
00:53:45I'm so tired.
00:54:05Professor Brian.
00:54:06I need you to come to MIT tonight with me for a seminar.
00:54:11Why is everything so last minute with you?
00:54:14I have a life, too, you know?
00:54:16So stop meddling.
00:54:19I am so pissed off.
00:54:21He always gets me heated.
00:54:27Is that Emma and David in there?
00:54:45Hey, fancy seeing you here.
00:54:48What is this?
00:54:49Time to fess up.
00:54:50This is too far.
00:54:51I told you he was playing you.
00:54:53There's your proof.
00:54:54No, just let him understand and admit his feelings for you.
00:54:57This is our plan B.
00:54:58Let's continue the scene.
00:55:00Okay, actually, they are just...
00:55:02Oh, no, no, you caught us.
00:55:06I won't let them take you from me.
00:55:08And you know what?
00:55:09Emma's hotter than you anyway, Mia.
00:55:13Oh, my God.
00:55:17God, I hope I didn't get my ass kicked for nothing.
00:55:21And she still owes us big time, right, Emma?
00:55:25Emma, why are you so quiet?
00:55:31Who said you can kiss me?
00:55:35Emma, wait!
00:55:41So you followed me because you were worried about me?
00:55:46You were right.
00:55:48I have to be honest.
00:55:57I'm meaning to ask, what is this actually for?
00:56:01It detects your heart, right?
00:56:04So you giving it to me was intentional?
00:56:23Shit, he can't see my plan.
00:56:25No!
00:56:26Take me, my hand.
00:56:30Take me, my hand.
00:56:35Take me, my hand.
00:56:38Professor Bryant.
00:56:43Professor Bryant.
00:56:45Call me Leo.
00:56:47Leo?
00:56:48Don't you think that's dangerous?
00:56:50I think we crossed that line a long time ago.
00:56:55What do you mean by that?
00:56:56I can't take my eyes off you.
00:56:59I'm always worried about you.
00:57:02Why?
00:57:04I don't need your sympathy.
00:57:11Leo.
00:57:25What more do you want from me?
00:57:27How about a video of him saying that he loves you?
00:57:29Do you love me?
00:57:38I need some time.
00:57:41Okay, how's 24 days?
00:57:44That's oddly specific.
00:57:47I just can't wait.
00:57:50I need to take care of something first.
00:57:52What is it?
00:57:56Actually, I'm married.
00:58:04Actually, I'm married.
00:58:08It was something my parents arranged.
00:58:11I swear, I haven't touched her.
00:58:14I'm going to handle it as soon as possible.
00:58:17It's too late for that.
00:58:20Get out.
00:58:30If I had known he was married, I never would have gone after him.
00:58:37Sorry, I sent the wrong picture.
00:58:39This is my son.
00:58:41Let's go diving sometime.
00:58:43You look so familiar.
00:58:49I am on the wilderness safari.
00:58:51Leave a message if you need any.
00:59:02Do you want a divorce?
00:59:05I shouldn't have had you move in.
00:59:08Take this as an apology.
00:59:10Let's talk about this later.
00:59:12I don't feel very good.
00:59:15Can we stay like this?
00:59:22It's my parents' death anniversary very soon.
00:59:33I've already made up my mind.
00:59:36I'm not moving out.
00:59:38Then I'm leaving.
00:59:51It's her.
00:59:52It's her.
00:59:53Again.
00:59:58What do you want from me?
01:00:00What do you want from me?
01:00:00Well, we both hate Mia, right?
01:00:03Such a bitch took my spot on Professor Brian's project team.
01:00:08More to mention, she's a homewrecker.
01:00:11Such a bitch.
01:00:12What do you think about revenge?
01:00:15Let's take her down.
01:00:16What's the plan?
01:00:24What's the plan?
01:00:28What do you think about revenge?
01:00:38What do you think?
01:00:43What do you think about revenge?
01:00:47She means nothing to me.
01:00:50Then why did you marry her?
01:00:52Mia.
01:00:54I'm sorry, I...
01:00:56If I crush this press conference, then can you promise me something?
01:01:02What?
01:01:03Promise me you'll introduce me to your wife.
01:01:13You really want to meet her?
01:01:16This is going to be the best press conference anyone has ever seen.
01:01:25Alright, I promise.
01:01:30Whoa, he really does look like Leah.
01:01:32What, are they twins or something?
01:01:35Did Lily give your husband those divorce papers?
01:01:38No.
01:01:40She's been avoiding me for some reason.
01:01:43Do you think Lily's new boy toy is your husband?
01:01:48I wouldn't put it past him.
01:01:50There's no way. We've been best friends for forever.
01:01:54Anyway, can someone help me with the conference?
01:01:58I need to figure out how to get more engagement.
01:02:01Oh, my God.
01:02:03What's wrong?
01:02:06Someone's calling Mia a homewrecker on the campus forums.
01:02:09Shit.
01:02:10No one's going to believe her.
01:02:11What are we going to do?
01:02:19Those people are so crazy.
01:02:22Talking about you are disgusting.
01:02:24You shouldn't have to go through this.
01:02:27Thanks.
01:02:28It's like every time I open my phone.
01:02:31Oh, wait.
01:02:33Take this.
01:02:36This guy helps me a lot.
01:02:39He helped me to delay the application once.
01:02:42He's a kind of weird person, but he's also reliable.
01:02:47Are you sure?
01:02:49Absolutely.
01:02:50Just tell him Lilson to you.
01:02:52And then he might be giving you a discount.
01:02:56Okay.
01:02:59Remember to say a good word for me, to Professor Brian.
01:03:21Victor?
01:03:23Babe.
01:03:28I've already wiped 90% of the search results.
01:03:31Want me to take care of the Twitter mirrors, too?
01:03:33Um, yeah, for sure.
01:03:38It's amazing.
01:03:40You're amazing.
01:03:41People have no idea what real digital control means.
01:03:44You know, I can even make every man forget you never existed.
01:03:59You're amazing.
01:04:01Fix your arm on roll.
01:04:11Mason, come with me now.
01:04:18What are you doing?
01:04:19What are you doing?
01:04:20What are you doing?
01:04:21Somebody help me!
01:04:23Stop it!
01:04:28Somebody help me!
01:04:36Oh, Leo! Leo, stop, stop, stop!
01:04:39I'll take care of you, alright?
01:04:41The bleeds are on the way.
01:04:45Come on, get the hell out of here!
01:04:47Go! It's okay.
01:04:49You're safe now.
01:04:53You're safe now.
01:04:56I'm so glad you're okay.
01:05:00Thank you for saving me.
01:05:02I'm still so scared even now.
01:05:05I was afraid I might lose you.
01:05:10You should get some rest.
01:05:19I'm so scared.
01:05:43I'm so scared.
01:05:44I'm so scared.
01:05:45I'm so scared.
01:05:49I'm so scared.
01:05:52In the middle of the night.
01:05:56No matter why
01:06:00Dream I was,
01:06:03see you at the conference tomorrow,
01:06:06Professor Bryant
01:06:07In the middle of the night.
01:06:12Follow your right.
01:06:17Humans crave intimacy.
01:06:19Unfortunately, we find it hard to express ourselves.
01:06:23The Bryan Group's AI uses emotional computing
01:06:26to expand the limits of virtual companionship.
01:06:35I can't believe I did it.
01:06:37You did a great job.
01:06:40I'll keep my promise.
01:06:41Please welcome Mr. Leo Bryan, CEO of Bryan Group.
01:06:50And thank you to Mia Rose for a wonderful speech.
01:06:53I couldn't have said it better myself.
01:06:57The Bryan Group is at the forefront of AI companionship technology.
01:07:02And with your help, we plan to continue that for many years to come.
01:07:07Leo Bryan and Mia Rose.
01:07:12He's mine.
01:07:16He's my husband.
01:07:26Hello, everyone.
01:07:32Let me introduce myself as Leo's wife.
01:07:37What are you doing?
01:07:39How long are you going to hide me, baby?
01:07:41Let me go.
01:07:42Hey, let's go this way.
01:07:44Let me go.
01:07:45Leo, I love you.
01:07:48Let me go.
01:07:50Leo, baby, I love you.
01:07:51Why are you doing this to me?
01:08:04I mean, what happened?
01:08:06We just saw Mia running out.
01:08:08Where'd she go?
01:08:24You're useless as an actor.
01:08:28Once a crybaby, always a crybaby.
01:08:31Really?
01:08:34Actually, I should thank you because Mia and Leo hit it off and I moved in with him.
01:08:43What?
01:08:43Well, you know him.
01:08:46He's icy.
01:08:49But not with me, of course.
01:08:52You are ruining everything.
01:08:57Why wouldn't you tell me sooner?
01:08:59He didn't want to hurt your feelings.
01:09:02But he said he would get rid of you.
01:09:05I know, Leon.
01:09:06He would never do that to me.
01:09:09Oh, yeah?
01:09:11Well, let's wait and see who we all choose.
01:09:23Mia!
01:09:29Mia!
01:09:34Where the hell is Mia?
01:09:37I know where she is.
01:09:41Where?
01:09:43Why did you crash the press conference?
01:09:53She's there.
01:10:02You did that on purpose.
01:10:04Yes, and if I can't have you, no one can.
01:10:10Mia!
01:10:18The final step in Mia's Guide to Romance.
01:10:21An avoidant attachment style can protect you from getting hurt.
01:10:27Mia, I'm sorry.
01:10:29I didn't mean to get you wrapped up in all of this.
01:10:33Nothing happened.
01:10:35Please, believe me.
01:10:36Leo, it's all my fault.
01:10:39I'm not good at expressing myself.
01:10:44I kept ignoring my feelings for you.
01:10:47I'm sorry.
01:10:48I started all of this.
01:10:50You don't have to forgive me.
01:10:52Just please let me come in and make sure you're okay.
01:10:56Mia?
01:11:04Guess what?
01:11:05I have a bunny bill, but...
01:11:20May I?
01:11:21Professor Brian, I need to come clean.
01:11:26This has been an experiment all along.
01:11:28An experiment?
01:11:30I've been using you as a guinea pig to prove my research.
01:11:35Mia, what are you talking about?
01:11:37I've been planning this from the beginning.
01:11:40This fitness tracker, I've been using it to collect data.
01:11:45I never really loved you, so now we're Ethan.
01:11:49I don't believe you.
01:11:52The experiment is over.
01:11:55We're over.
01:12:01You're quitting your experiment?
01:12:03Why?
01:12:04I just can't do it.
01:12:07Worst case scenario, just graduate late, okay?
01:12:10Graduate late?
01:12:11That's not like you.
01:12:13Sorry to disappoint you, Professor.
01:12:34I don't have much time.
01:12:39I'm going away on a business trip.
01:12:40Safe travels.
01:12:42Please, I want to tell you something.
01:12:44Just listen to me.
01:12:47I...
01:12:49What's that?
01:12:50I know you have a wife, and I know she's pregnant.
01:12:54Take care.
01:12:55I got a dark side.
01:12:57They try to tell me I should hide my scary dark side.
01:13:04I try to act like I got it all under control.
01:13:09You look like a mess, man.
01:13:13Thanks.
01:13:14Why don't you expose Lily for the bitch that she is?
01:13:17Because she used to be my friend.
01:13:21I'm sorry, she's pregnant now.
01:13:25How do you know it's Leo's?
01:13:28It doesn't matter, okay?
01:13:31Leo left, and he's already dead to me.
01:13:35Stop moping around.
01:13:37Yeah.
01:13:38You know what?
01:13:39Get your ass up.
01:13:41We're going to the graduation party tonight.
01:13:43All I remember is we stayed up way past three.
01:13:49Think we're falling hard, and I blame gravity.
01:13:53Now it's morning.
01:13:54I can't catch your breath.
01:13:56Hold your breath.
01:14:13Not the halo effect again.
01:14:18Split the wishbone to the straws.
01:14:23I had no idea Professor Brian was going to be here tonight.
01:14:27I heard he's a starry knight.
01:14:29That's a stupid name.
01:14:31Come on.
01:14:32The starry knight falls a school tradition.
01:14:35Every year, the student council picks three knights,
01:14:37and at the end of the ball, we get to bid for it
01:14:40to see who gets the chance to dance.
01:14:41It's fun, isn't it?
01:14:43It's today.
01:14:44You should place a bid.
01:14:46Or are you going to watch him dance with somebody else?
01:14:48Emma, cut it out, okay?
01:14:50I didn't come here to dance with Leo.
01:14:52I came here for the student lineup photos
01:14:55so he can dance with whoever he wants to.
01:14:58Come on, Mia.
01:14:59It's been a whole week.
01:15:00Are you really going to wear this gorgeous dress
01:15:02just to hide in the corner like some paint on the wall?
01:15:05Are you really okay with this?
01:15:08Look at him.
01:15:09Standing there.
01:15:10Like, nothing ever happens.
01:15:12Taking up all that attention from those love-struck girls.
01:15:15Even if you are moving on,
01:15:18you should at least tell him to his face.
01:15:20Where's the fearless mirror from before?
01:15:21Don't you want to know he's thinking?
01:15:23Don't you have the guts to place a bid?
01:15:30Hey, everybody.
01:15:31Welcome to the Starry Night party.
01:15:34First up, please welcome our knights of the Starry Night.
01:15:39First up, we'll auction off Sir Leo Bryan.
01:15:49Five hundred.
01:15:51Six hundred.
01:15:53What are you doing?
01:15:56Eight hundred.
01:15:59One thousand.
01:16:01One thousand five hundred.
01:16:03One thousand five hundred.
01:16:05Look, they're about to get what they want.
01:16:07Maybe he's waiting for you.
01:16:09But you want to know what he has to say?
01:16:11Two thousand.
01:16:12Two thousand a year.
01:16:14Or maybe he'll tell Amy that Ria is such a fool.
01:16:25Three thousand dollars.
01:16:30Three thousand coin once.
01:16:33Three thousand coin twice.
01:16:35Four thousand.
01:16:37And so.
01:17:06You can hurt me as much as you like.
01:17:08You pay for me.
01:17:12Should we end this now?
01:17:14Don't be so hasty, doctor.
01:17:17What's that supposed to happen?
01:17:23You're the real Mia.
01:17:27My Mia.
01:17:30Although I'd have to admit, getting someone to pretend to be you is creative.
01:17:37Lily isn't pregnant.
01:17:39Anson checked.
01:17:42The tests were fake.
01:17:45What?
01:17:49Can we get out of here, Mrs. Bryan?
01:18:01Are you in a rush or something?
01:18:04I'm just trying to make up for lost time.
01:18:06Well, we can't turn back the clock.
01:18:09So let's make the most of every moment now.
01:18:18So, what's your theory behind our love?
01:18:24Let me run some calculations.
01:18:31Let me run some calculations.
01:18:33You have to say the magic words.
01:18:36I love you.
01:18:41Nothing can stop you.
01:18:44No, nothing can stop you.
01:18:47Follow your heart and we'll stay around.
01:18:58Go, get out.
01:19:00You can't do this to me.
01:19:02You're just a maid.
01:19:03I'm going to say this to Leo.
01:19:06I'm not a maid.
01:19:07I am his mother.
01:19:09There he is.
01:19:11Go ahead.
01:19:11Tell him.
01:19:13Leo!
01:19:16Mia, you tricked me to.
01:19:24Mia, you tricked me to.
01:19:26Then why did you steal her ring?
01:19:29Mia, I'm so sorry.
01:19:31I missed you.
01:19:32Don't ever speak to me again.
01:19:35Don't catch me.
01:19:37Mia!
01:19:43If you change your mind, you have three more days to submit your paper.
01:19:47Thank you so much, Professor.
01:19:51What was that?
01:19:56So, congratulations, Dr. Rose.
01:19:59Thank you, Professor Hugo.
01:20:05Congratulations, baby.
01:20:07Looks like my experiment is over.
01:20:10I am not done researching.
01:20:13How much I love you.
01:20:18Hey!
01:20:20You stole something.
01:20:22What?
01:20:23Come closer.
01:20:24Closer.
01:20:29There.
01:20:31Now we're even.
01:20:33Emma!
01:20:34Wait!
01:20:45Leo?
01:20:47Are you here?
01:21:07You're just in time.
01:21:09Leo, you did all of this for me?
01:21:12I'll never be alone again.
01:21:24Miros.
01:21:26Will he be my wife?
01:21:29Again.
01:21:35Miros.
01:21:37Will he be my wife?
01:21:39Again.
01:21:41Of course.
01:21:42Yes, I will be my wife.
01:21:44Oh, my wife.
01:21:46Can you hear me?
01:21:49I know you're somewhere out there.
01:21:52And I looked everywhere.
01:21:55Where'd you hide?
01:21:58And just like...
01:21:59Oh, by the way, I saw your little whiteboard experiment the first time I came here.
01:22:05What?
01:22:06I'm just glad I was your guinea pig.
01:22:09Looks like you've been standing up on me's Guide to Romance.
01:22:13I've done some research on my own.
01:22:16Can we talk about anything else?
01:22:21No. Your professor has some academic theories he'd like to discuss with you.
01:22:27For example, where he should begin kissing you.
01:22:33Here.
01:22:38Here.
01:22:44Here.
01:22:48It's all that I want, all that I'm asking.
01:22:52Here.
01:22:57Love, love, love me as I am.
01:22:59Right, Professor Bryant.
01:23:01I think we should continue this conversation elsewhere.
01:23:04Love, love, love me as I am.
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