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00:33All right.
01:02I don't know the right words.
01:06Ought to be a sept in here.
01:14You were through night.
01:18You never beat me when I didn't deserve it.
01:21Fuck.
01:23Except that time of maiden, fool.
01:28It was the inn boy who ate the widow woman's pie.
01:32Not me.
01:34I told you.
01:36What, you?
01:44It doesn't matter now.
02:02I'd leave your sword, but it would only rust in the ground.
02:12I wish you didn't die, sir.
02:20I'll take good care of the horses.
02:37Eat like a king if I sold you three.
02:42For a year or two.
02:45Then what?
02:51That road ends in outlawry or beggary.
03:03We could go to a city.
03:09King's Landing?
03:10Lannisport?
03:25Could join the city, watch.
03:32Stop raping, sir.
03:45It fits my grip as well as it ever fit his.
03:52And there is a tourney at Ashford Meadow.
04:11Oh.
04:13Oh.
04:14Oh.
04:16Oh.
04:17Oh.
04:19Oh.
04:20Oh, my God.
04:49Oh, my God.
05:20Oh, my God.
05:27Hello there.
05:28You the stable boy?
05:34I want the palfrey rubbed down.
05:36I know it's for all three.
05:39Can you tend to them?
05:40I could.
05:41I want it.
05:42None of that.
05:43See to the horses.
05:44You'll get a copper if you do well and a clout in the ear if not.
05:58Sit what you like.
06:11There's good lamb, roasted with a crust of herbs and some ducks my son shot down.
06:16Which shall you have?
06:18Both.
06:21You're big enough for it.
06:34How much farther to Ashford?
06:36Day's ride.
06:39Is my boy seeing to your horses or has he run off again?
06:43No, he's there.
06:44Half the town's gone down the tourney.
06:46Mine would too if I allowed it.
06:48Swear I couldn't tell you why.
06:50Nights are built the same as other men.
06:52And I never knew a joust to change the price of X.
06:58Bound for the tourney yourself.
07:00I dreamed of you.
07:08Stay the fuck away from me.
07:11Yeah.
07:13My lord?
07:38Never you mind that one, sir.
07:40I'll see about your food.
08:03I'll see about your food.
08:10I could ride him as well as you.
08:13Close your insolent mouth.
08:16I'm a knight, I'll have you know.
08:18You don't look to be a knight.
08:21What, all knights look the same, do they?
08:23No.
08:24But they don't look like you either.
08:27Your belt's made of rope.
08:29So long as it holds my scabbard, it serves.
08:32Are you going to the tourney, then?
08:34Do you mean to enter the lists?
08:36Yeah, I suppose I do.
08:38Take me with you, sir.
08:40Please.
08:41And what might your mother say to that?
08:43Not much.
08:44She's dead.
08:46Is the innkeeper not your...
08:50Are you an orphan boy?
08:52Are you?
08:54I was.
08:55Once.
08:57To my sir, he took me in.
09:00Taught me arms and riding and...
09:03He taught me everything, really.
09:07Best he could.
09:09If you could bring me to Ashford.
09:11I could squire for you, sir.
09:13And you can teach me.
09:15Best you can.
09:16No, I've no need for a squire, lad.
09:18Every knight needs a squire.
09:20You look like you need one more than most.
09:25And you look like you need a good clout in the air.
09:28Fill me a sack of oats.
09:30I'm off for Ashford.
09:31Alone.
09:38Look, lad.
09:39I promise you.
09:41You're better off not squiring for the likes of me.
09:52For your help.
09:57Sulk all you wish.
09:58I know you'll scoop it up as soon as I'm gone.
10:27I know you'll scoop it up as soon as I'm gone.
10:48I know you'll scoop it up as soon as I'm gone.
10:51I know you'll scoop it up as soon as I'm gone.
10:53I know you'll scoop it up as soon as I'm gone.
10:58I know you'll scoop it up as soon as I'm gone.
10:59I know you'll scoop it up as soon as I'm gone.
11:01I know you'll scoop it up as soon as I'm gone.
11:01I know you'll scoop it up as soon as I'm gone.
11:02I know you'll scoop it up as soon as I'm gone.
11:02I know you'll scoop it up as soon as I'm gone.
11:04I know you'll scoop it up as soon as I'm gone.
11:05I know you'll scoop it up as soon as I'm gone.
11:06I know you'll scoop it up as soon as I'm gone.
11:54I wish to speak to the master of the games.
12:06What do you want, man?
12:10Got you again!
12:11I, uh, came for the tourney.
12:14An old tourney is a contest for knights.
12:18You a knight?
12:19Oi!
12:25A knight with a name, mayhaps?
12:28Uh, Dunk.
12:31Sir Dunk.
12:33I, I, I was squire to Sir Ireland of Pennytree since I was a boy.
12:38He knighted me before he passed, with his own sword.
12:45That's his penny there, in the hilt.
12:50Well, a sword it is, for a certainty.
12:54But I've never heard of this Ireland of Pennytree.
12:56You were his squire, you say?
12:57He always meant for me to be a knight one day.
13:01As he was.
13:03Am I to be a knight one day, sir?
13:05As you are.
13:12When he was tying, he called for his longsword and bade me kneel.
13:17Charged me to be a good knight.
13:20To defend the weak and the innocent.
13:23Serve the realm with all my might.
13:25And I swore that I would.
13:32Any knight can make a knight, it's true.
13:35Were there witnesses to your dubbing?
13:38Only a robin in the thorn tree.
13:44This is Ashford Town, lad.
13:47Know what comes to men here who pretend at sacred oaths?
13:51I'm, I'm not.
13:52We hang you, naked, by your hands and your feet.
13:56Blow you down, arsehole first, onto a sharpened point.
13:59And fuck you dry.
14:02Call it the Ashford Chair.
14:03So I ask you again.
14:05Were there witnesses to your dubbing besides a fucking songbird?
14:09Well, that, see, it was raining.
14:15I'm bullshitting you.
14:21Ashford Chair.
14:23You take a boot to the head.
14:25This is the Reach, not the Riverlands.
14:27Ashford Chair.
14:28Think we're fending off some scourge of cottagers scuttling about into internees?
14:35You'd need coin, armour, horses, men, training.
14:41God's be good.
14:43Imagine the poor farmer charging down Lionel Baratheon in the lists.
14:46That would be you.
14:47A different sort of entertainment.
14:50Well, I'm no farmer.
14:52Yet you've come dressed as one.
14:57Look, man.
14:59My Lord Ashford fancies himself of great import.
15:02God's no eye.
15:03Well, that means I'm to ward off every landed knight and sell sword vying to challenge.
15:08You understand?
15:09There are princes about.
15:21You're late, Master.
15:25You'll be known to the true knights you're assembled.
15:28There was a pavilion flying the banner of House Dondarrion.
15:33Aye, Sir Manfred of that house.
15:35Sir Ireland served his Lord Father in Dorne a few years past.
15:38Sir Manfred will remember us.
15:39By scent alone, no doubt.
15:42If you'll speak to your good honour, bring him here with you before the tourney begins on the morrow.
15:46Leave your escorts behind.
15:48As you say.
15:49Aye.
15:52You are aware that those vanquished in Turney forfeit their arms, armour and horse to the victors and must ransom
15:59them back?
16:00Aye.
16:00And you have coin to pay such ransom?
16:02Oh, God's no.
16:04I mean, I won't have need of coin.
16:12Oh, seven, fuck!
16:35Mind those two.
16:36Good girl.
16:42My pardon, sirs.
16:43I need speak with Sir Manfred.
16:45Good.
16:46He's napping, sir.
16:48Wake him for a stag.
16:50Oh, yeah.
16:52I don't have a stag.
16:54What kind of knight don't got a stag?
16:56It's a hedge knight, ain't it?
16:58What?
16:58It's like a knight, but sadder.
17:01No, I'm not sad.
17:02He's got to sleep in the hedges because no lard will have it.
17:05Aw, that is sad.
17:08And Sir Manfred's fucked its wife, too.
17:10No, I don't have a wife.
17:12Oh, because we're used to husbands coming round.
17:15Likes fucking wives, that one.
17:17Near as much as he likes fucking us.
17:18Told me he's on a mission to turn the whole world red.
17:21Well, we're already red.
17:23So we are.
17:26Well, um, when do you expect Sir Manfred to wake, then?
17:32It might want to try back at Evenfall.
17:34Evenfall.
17:38Goodbye.
17:39Yeah.
17:42Earth.
17:48What'd you say to that, huh?
17:52We're not sad.
17:57Certainly not rising to the level of a common sad.
18:01Besides, Sir Alan always said that a hedge knight was the truest kind of knight.
18:08When we win our first tilt, we'll have the loser's armor and horse or his gold.
18:14Don't be sad then.
18:23No.
18:24I said if we did win.
18:26Look, it's not a crime against the king to enjoy a nice heart for a trice.
18:32Do not muck about with me, Raymond.
18:35You're a good-for-nothing useless rat.
18:49Do you go up and that you blew out a cunt?
18:54That's a long sword you wear.
18:58Yes, it is mine by right.
19:00That's a lot of things to say.
19:05I'm Sir Stefan Fossaway.
19:07Come try me.
19:09As you see, my cousin here is not ripe yet.
19:12Do it, sir.
19:13I may not be ripe, but my cousin's rotten to the core.
19:16Knock my seeds out of him.
19:17Quiet.
19:21I thank you, but I have matters to attend.
19:24What matters of the hedge, I've no doubt.
19:29Fucking size of you.
19:31Stupid bastard.
19:33To Grant!
19:40Perhaps we should seek quieter accommodations.
19:44Come on.
19:52Come on.
19:54Here we go.
20:33Here we go.
20:50He's napping still.
20:52Still?
20:54On account of his gouty toes.
20:58One of life's absurd little miseries, to be sure.
21:03Makes for restless nights, the poor dear.
21:07Absolutely, it's just...
21:08Well, it is of some urgency that I speak with him so I may enter the lists on the morrow.
21:14What's this?
21:16It means the joust.
21:18Awful dangerous, that.
21:20Yes, well, um...
21:21I'm not troubled with the wealth of options, am I?
21:25And if I mean to take service in a castle...
21:27It must put its body at hazard for the pleasure of strangers.
21:30Ain't that, aren't you?
21:32Ha!
21:33Shut up!
21:33You're meant to be dead.
21:36Find a safer trade, lad.
21:38You'll be happier for it.
21:40One whore to another.
21:46Must you mock me?
21:48I was only asking for a bit of help.
21:51I'll try some Manfred back in the morning.
21:55Sorry, lad.
21:57Aye.
21:58We don't mean to mock you.
21:59We see plenty of green bars every turning.
22:02All with glory in their minds, but never in their hands.
22:05Well, perhaps I will be different.
22:10Be good to your body, Knight.
22:13Last one you like to have.
22:22A brave hero forces on, leaving all he knows behind.
22:28A father and a friend may seem the world unkind.
22:34Fate has set his lonely path through corridors of chance.
22:39A boy from nothing risks it all, ignoring Lux's scars.
22:44Perhaps he's only stupid, holding fast his mirror shield.
22:49Great honor, his ambition.
22:52Must keep a truth concealed.
22:55For if his humble shape is bared, a foul and fiery demise,
23:00should the dragon discover none but a man in great disguise.
23:04Let's go.
23:07Woohoo!
23:13Woohoo!
23:15Woohoo!
23:17Woohoo!
23:20Go, Jenna!
23:23Woohoo!
23:30Woohoo!tes!
23:39Half-man! Half-man!
23:43Do I look like a half-man to you?
23:45Aye, half-man, half-giant.
23:48Look, I'm sorry. I should not have urged you to try my cousin.
23:51You could have broken your hand or a knee if you could.
23:54He likes to batter men in the yard, you know, in case he needs them in the lists.
24:00He did not break you.
24:03I'm his blood.
24:04Though he is the senior branch of the apple tree, which he never ceases to remind me.
24:10Are you and your cousin riding the tourney?
24:12He will. I would that I could, but I'm only a squire.
24:21Fight well for a squire.
24:23You have the look of a challenger.
24:26Whose shield do you mean to strike?
24:30Makes no difference.
24:32That's what you're supposed to say.
24:38What makes all the difference in the world?
24:44You hungry?
24:46Always.
25:11Lying over Athian.
25:13The laughing storm, they call him.
25:16I thought he'd be bigger.
25:184,000 years ago.
25:214,000 years ago.
25:23Where are you going?
25:24Like a cunt.
25:25I can't.
25:26I know myself.
25:27I've had a profound thought, if anyone would care to listen.
25:354,000 years ago, our ancestors gathered in that big field outside to blood each other with sticks.
25:46And have a little bit of a gay fund.
25:48And they say it was this country's first ever joust.
25:52Well, I say.
26:00What the fuck was I going to say?
26:02First ever joust.
26:03First ever joust.
26:05First ever joust.
26:09Men could not have devised such a joy.
26:12I can't.
26:13I can't.
26:16No.
26:16I don't know.
26:17I can't.
26:33I can't.
26:35gold to the man-beast-o-god who sticks me best so we can
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32:34Hmm
32:35Sometimes I
32:37I think I agonize too much and I just end up agonizing over that
32:42Hmm
32:43I
32:44I'm quick and strong, sure
32:46Sure
32:48But so are you
32:49Sure
32:50Plus you've trained Sauron and Lance with the finest masters at arms in the realm
32:55I
32:56What chance do I have?
32:59Truly
33:01Well you have no chance
33:09But it's a great honor
33:11To test oneself against a worthy foe
33:15No disrespect sir
33:17Hmm
33:19That's easy for you to say
33:20That's easy for you to say it
33:21You have a name
33:22An inheritance
33:24One loss
33:25And I won't be able to ransom back my own horse
33:28Oh
33:35Not a night without a horse
33:36It's no night at all
33:38Why?
33:44So what should I do?
33:49I don't know
33:53I'm really quite drunk
34:03I'm really quite drunk
34:06Thanks
34:10Sorry
34:34Sir Ireland of Pennytree
34:36He
34:36He serves your lord father to hunt the vulture king in the red mountains
34:41I was only a boy but I swear
34:43I thought he said you were a Dornish man
34:45No he said he's hung like a Dornish man
34:47No he said I've hung Dornish man
34:52Perhaps we would speak on the morn
34:54I know your Penny Knight not
34:56Nor you brother
34:58Be gone
35:02But Sir Ireland took a wound in your father's service
35:06How could you have forgotten him?
35:09Ah
35:10The Lord Father took 800 swords into those mountains
35:13We've forgotten men who reaped much more than a wound
35:17Please Sir I
35:19I will not be allowed to challenge unless a knight or a lord will vouch for me
35:23And what does that to me?
35:51You!
35:53What?
35:56What are you doing?
35:58Cooking the fish
35:59Do you want some?
36:01No I mean
36:03How did you get here?
36:04Did you steal a horse?
36:05I rode in the back of a lamb cart
36:09Lamb cart
36:11Well you best find another one
36:13You can't make me go
36:14I'd had enough of that in
36:16Now listen, I'll have no more insolence from you boy
36:19I should throw you over my horse and take you home
36:22You need to ride all the way to King's Landing
36:24You'd miss the tourney
36:26King's Landing?
36:28You from Flea Bottom?
36:29No
36:31Aye
36:40What are those doing there?
36:42I wash them
36:43I made the fire, caught the fish and groom the horses
36:46I would have raised your pavilion but I couldn't find one
36:51There's my pavilion
36:52That's a tree?
36:53Yes, and it's all the pavilion a true knight needs
36:56Sooner sleep under the stars than in some smokey tent
37:01What if it rains?
37:03The tree will shelter me
37:04Trees leak
37:08So they do
37:10What's your name?
37:12Dunk
37:14Sir Dunk
37:15Sir Dunk
37:15There's no name for a knight
37:17Is it short for Duncan?
37:19Yeah
37:20Yes
37:22Sir Duncan of
37:29Sir Duncan the Tall
37:31Never heard of him
37:33Does he know every knight in the Seven Kingdoms then?
37:36The good ones
37:39You got a name thief?
37:41Egg
37:42Egg
37:45Well Egg
37:47By rights I should beat you bloody
37:48Send you on your way
37:52But you look as though you don't eat much
37:55And if you'll swear to do as you're told
37:59I'll let you serve me for the tourney
38:04After that, well
38:07You'll see
38:11I don't have much but
38:13If you prove worth your keep
38:16You'll have clothes on your back and food in your belly
38:20The clothes might be rough spun and food, salt beef and salt fish
38:24But you won't go hungry
38:28And I promise not to beat you
38:31Except when you deserve it
38:33Yes my lord
38:36Sir
38:39I'm only a hedge knight
38:53Falling star brings luck to those who see it
38:58Go to sleep boy
39:00All the other knights are in their pavilions by now
39:03Staring up at the silk instead of sky
39:07Do you want a clout in the ear?
39:21So the luck is ours alone?
39:24Asgo
39:24For me
39:24For me
39:52I eat
39:52It's a space
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