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00:30Let's go.
01:26Come on!
01:28Come on!
01:31Move!
01:32You're stubborn as old iron.
01:34He's twice the size of your last rider and the field could be just like it's the worst,
01:38so you'd best get your feet under you.
01:42My father told me you should never talk to a horse.
01:45He said they're dumber than dogs and only understand the crop.
01:54But I don't think that's true.
01:56I think a horse doesn't want to be ordered about any more than a man does.
02:04Sir Duncan only has us.
02:06And if he loses, he won't even have that.
02:10I can get the weapon in his hand.
02:13Somehow.
02:15But then it's up to you.
02:23For it's a hole.
02:25Go!
02:27Go!
02:38Go!
02:42Go!
02:43Go!
02:45Go!
02:50Not bad.
03:01Sir Duncan, take it.
03:04Sir Duncan!
03:12Take it quick, Sir Duncan.
03:23Good boy, good boy, Thunder, good boy.
03:29You steal that horse.
03:44Tell the truth.
03:46We'll be fair.
03:47It's not stealing if you mean to put it back.
04:06What's wrong with your hair?
04:08What's wrong with your eye?
04:24You're Sir Robin Rysely.
04:27You're the maddest knight in the Seven Kingdoms.
04:29We are a vessel for the warrior.
04:32When it is madness bid, it is madness delivered.
04:37You're small for a squire.
04:39I serve Sir Duncan the Tall.
04:42He's large enough for the both of us.
04:45We've not heard of him.
04:47You will.
05:04Where have you been?
05:07Training.
05:10Don't wander off without telling me.
05:16What are you doing, Sir?
05:19Sewing a patch.
05:20Is that not my job?
05:22You know how?
05:27Then quit sawing and get the brushes.
05:29Thunder looks like he's been dragged through a hedge.
05:32What about breakfast?
05:33There's salt beef after you're done.
05:36I'd sooner eat the horse, Sir.
05:38You'll eat my fist if you don't do as you're told.
05:50Never mind that.
05:52Yeah.
05:53Yeah, just like that.
05:55Keep it as close to the edge as possible.
05:58And that's your whip stitch.
06:00How'd you get it so even?
06:04Just like...
06:04Just practice.
06:05Just try again.
06:10There.
06:11Yes!
06:15Sir?
06:16Mm-hmm?
06:17Is it odd that I have black hair growing out of my stones?
06:20It's odd that you're telling me.
06:25Prince Baelor was the firstborn.
06:27Prince Makar sprang out last.
06:30Daemon was the bastard.
06:31So they kicked us bastard.
06:33Grass is green in summer.
06:34Green grass are your door.
06:36But grass is red all over.
06:38Winnie kill a rebel.
06:40Horses die in battle.
06:41This battle was the front.
06:43Black guy's not a trueborn.
06:45He came from the wrong country.
06:47Was in peril.
06:48The anvil was a rock.
06:50The hammer smashed the bastard.
06:52With his giant feigning host of starry.
06:56He's tied.
06:57He's tied.
06:58He's tied.
06:59Fetch my armor.
07:00Now?
07:03Aye.
07:04Now.
07:05Why?
07:08Because I mean to enter the lists.
07:10You don't have your shield?
07:15Well, yeah, we'll gather it along the way.
07:18Mm-hmm. Also, the right of first challenge goes to Knights of High Birth and Renown.
07:22Are you a Knight of High Birth and Renown, sir?
07:25Wait, so I cannot enter the list today?
07:29Not today, sir, no. Only Knights of High Birth and Renown.
07:36And why have I been vomiting all morning?
07:38It's a mystery.
07:46No, no, no, no, no.
07:49Goose eggs. Just the eggs.
07:53No, no, no.
07:56Goose eggs, like...
08:05Do you like goose eggs?
08:09Your shield will be ready this evening, sir.
08:29Shut up.
08:31Goose eggs.
08:32Hold and go, go, go, go.
08:49Goose eggs.
08:51Come on...
08:51Right here.
08:52Good.
08:56Mmm!
09:00Mmm!
09:05Oh!
09:07Oh!
09:10Oh!
09:12Oh!
09:13Oh!
09:14Oh!
09:17Oh!
09:35I want some hard-soled beef.
09:41All I make, I can't eat hard-soled beef.
09:44I just eat lovely food and grapes and all of them.
09:49I can't even drink a pint of ale.
09:51Yeah, because it's disgusting.
09:53It's not disgusting.
09:54Yes, it is disgusting.
09:56It's not disgusting.
09:56It's disgusting.
09:57Well, then I won't buy you a little.
09:58Good.
10:03I think I could be quite happy in a place like this.
10:08You're in a place like this?
10:10I meant for a while.
10:12Ah, yeah.
10:14After I lead a great campaign for my lord, of course.
10:17Of course.
10:19I return a war hero.
10:21And he gives me a parcel of land for my very own.
10:24And the hand of his second most beautiful daughter.
10:28Second most?
10:30Well, you've already married the first most.
10:33Have you not, sir?
10:38I'd keep horses, plant oats and peas.
10:41Raise cows.
10:42And lambs, perhaps.
10:44Fuck your lambs.
10:46Does you really ride all the way here in the back of some farmer's wagon?
10:50I don't want to talk about it.
11:00I'll say this for you.
11:03You're a good worker when you put your mind to it.
11:05I think so.
11:12Does that mean I can stay in as your squire after the tournament?
11:23If I lose my first joust, I'll scarcely be a knight after the tournament.
11:31But if you win?
11:41If I win?
11:47If I win?
11:55Is there an issue with my entry?
12:03Hmm?
12:04Oh, no, no.
12:05I only wanted to show you a new fishing spot I'm keen on.
12:11Er, Sir Duncan, I believe we are both men of honour.
12:18So I hope you understand that what I ask serves no private interest.
12:24I'd just surprise you to learn that my lord Ashford has richly overspent on his daughter's pageant.
12:30It might not.
12:32Well, with winter not so long past and many of our flocks collapsed, hard times lay ahead.
12:38Unless we endeavour to reverse our fortunes.
12:45I, I don't have any money.
12:51Shocking, that may be.
12:54I mean not to rob you, but to reward you.
13:00Reward me?
13:01Aye.
13:02What do you know of Lord Ashford's youngest, Sir Andrew?
13:09Aye.
13:16He, he's a deaf lans.
13:18Indeed, indeed.
13:19But, we're a challenger to come forth.
13:24And on horse, Sir Andrew, against our lords,
13:27the lucky few who backed such an unlikely winner would find their pockets full.
13:37Now, now, rest assured, rest assured, I mean no disrespect.
13:41I ask only what you already intend.
13:44Drive your foe from his saddle and take your place on Champion's Row.
13:49I do not want a victory that I have not earned.
13:54Have you not earned it?
13:59Let Sir Andrew take the foe,
14:01and you shall have his horse, arms and armour as recompense for your role.
14:05A tidy sum for a young edge knight who presently calls an aldertree home.
14:11It's an elm.
14:15Elm.
14:20I beg you, think on it.
14:22I shall seek your answer on the morrow.
14:26Perhaps the reins will hold till then.
14:30Mind your pride, if you're Duncan.
14:32give me the word.
15:03Grandson, King Terran the Good, and Prince of House Targaryen, Prince Arian Bright Flame.
15:41I'm not going to leave.
15:43Cousin?
15:46I'm not going to leave.
15:48I'm not going to leave.
15:52Not to worry. I won't embarrass you today.
15:59Come out, come out, little knight.
16:02It's time you face the dragon.
16:47Kill him! Kill him!
16:50Kill him!
16:52Kill him!
16:54Kill him!
17:00Kill him!
17:02Kill him!
17:06Kill him!
17:14Hit!
17:21Oh
17:45Let's go.
18:22I want to leave.
18:23Aye.
18:31But that was a terrible sight.
18:34But a squire must be strong.
18:36A mishap may befall me.
18:38And I'll need you to keep your wits if it does.
18:41That was no mishap.
18:49The jousting is done for the day, I think.
18:53Come, lad.
18:56Oh, Alice was a special lass for the rest of summer.
19:02Lost a digit end in flock, now feeling awfully clump.
19:06Oh, Alice with three fingers, a copper in a glass.
19:11Had two fingers less than most, you'll shove them up your ass.
19:14Oh, Alice with three fingers, never had a lot.
19:26She gave me all she had to give to more than what was soft.
19:29Oh, more than what I want.
19:37Do you suppose there wasn't Alice, sir?
19:41The crippled girl who shoved her hand up men's arses.
19:44I think there probably was.
19:47Of course there probably was.
19:49Do you think her name was really Alice?
19:54No, I just think Alice is a nice name to write us on to.
19:59That means there was a cripple girl who was so good at pleasuring men in their bums
20:03that they saw fit to celebrate her in song,
20:06and yet they could not bother credit her true name.
20:08If there's a lesson in that, it's for wiser men than me to say.
20:12Perhaps it is a story of honour.
20:16Honour?
20:17A misfortune girl making the best of her natural gifts.
20:22One might wish for more.
20:24But is this not the act of a dogged spirit,
20:26giving more than what is asked?
20:28The whole arm bone, as it were.
20:31Perhaps her name does not matter, then.
20:33It's her story that abides.
20:36Her name is Hope, sir.
20:38Belonged to all things, OK?
20:42Oh, Alice was a special ask
20:45Over every time
20:47She lost a digit in the block
20:49And now she's only...
20:55Did you ever know your father, Egg?
20:58Uh...
21:00No, not really.
21:02Most like I saw mine hanged.
21:06There was a pot shop in Flea Bottom
21:09We used to sell them rats and cats and pigeons for brown
21:13Cook there always said my father was some thief
21:17If he was as big as me,
21:19he wouldn't have met a very good one
21:33Say your fortune?
21:35Oh, yeah.
21:36Go on, then.
21:37You shall not create success and be richer than a Lannister
21:41Do the boy now.
21:46You shall be king
21:49And die in hot fire
21:50And worms shall feed upon your ashes
21:54And all who know you shall rejoice in your dying
21:58What?
22:03Thank you, that's very good
22:07Why would she say that?
22:08Why would she say what?
22:10Come on
22:15So, Duncan
22:17I saw you earlier with this boy
22:19Yeah, this boy is my squire
22:22Egg, this is Raymond Fosseway
22:25Good day
22:29Will you join me in my tent for a cup of cider?
22:31I can wait at the puppet show, sir
22:33And bring your shield when the performance is over
22:39We make it ourselves
22:43Very well
22:50Have you chosen an opponent yet?
22:53Oh, er, I'm not sure
22:58Who does your cousin mean to challenge?
23:01If anyone's wounded on the morrow
23:03I'm sure Stefan will be quick to knock on his shield
23:07He's about as chivalrous as a starved weasel
23:17I suppose Sir Andrew and I are quite equally matched
23:20A local favourite
23:22You mean to play the villain?
23:25I heard Arian were in spitting rage at Lord Ashford for giving away his horse
23:29Little comfort that will be to Sir Humphrey
23:31It looked as if he was going to carry the day
23:33Now his legs shattered like a baking dish
23:34My squire thinks Arian meant to kill the horse
23:40It's just hard to accept that a knight might be so dishonourable
23:44Let alone a prince
23:46Why is that hard?
23:50No, I...
23:51They're incestuous aliens, Duncan
23:54Blood magickers and tyrants who've burned our lands
23:57Enslaved our people
23:59Dragged us into their walls without a mote of respect for our history or our customs
24:02Every pale-haired brat that's saddled on us has been madder than the last
24:05God's know how
24:07The only honourable thing a Targaryen can do for this realm is finish on his wife's tits
24:12So I, I think he meant to kill the fucking horse
24:23I got it carried away there
24:29I heard that part about the tits from Stefan
24:32What's funny?
24:40Uh...
24:42Excuse me
24:47Ooooooh!
24:50Ooooooh!
24:54Ooooooh!
24:58Ooooooh!
24:59Go!
25:00Go!
25:29ADAZZ
25:38There, Ian. His whole smile's in chivalry as long as his father's watching.
25:42I saw Prince Maker's chair was empty.
25:44He left Ashford this morning to search for the rest of his misbegets.
25:48Misbegats? What, which were those?
25:49His heir. Darin. And the youngest.
25:53It departed somewhere altogether a few days ago but never reached Ashford.
25:58There's rumors going about the boys are dead
26:00But most like Daeron
26:02He's probably just drunk again
26:06Little wonder maker's been walking around like someone pissed in his swan pie
26:10He's probably just worried about his sons
26:12Seven know why
26:14Daeron's a sot
26:15Arian's just vain and cruel
26:18The third's so useless
26:20They were going to ship him off to a citadel to make a maester of him
26:22From the youngest
26:23You have to come
26:25Arian's hurt on her
26:26Hurting who?
26:44Hold on
26:52Hold on
26:54Hold on
26:55Hold on
26:56Hold on
26:58Hold on
27:16Why did you throw your life away for this hole?
27:21She's scarcely worth it
27:25It's a traitor
27:28The dragonorn never lose
27:34Nothing more to say
27:44You've loosened one of my teeth
27:49So we'll start by breaking out all of yours
28:04Don't hurt him
28:06You stupid boy
28:08Hold your tongue or they'll hurt you
28:10No they won't
28:11If they do
28:12They'll ask her to my father
28:13Let go of him
28:14Wait
28:15Your call
28:16Do as I say
28:19You impurent little rat
28:21What's happened to your hair?
28:23I cut it off brother
28:24I didn't want to look like you
28:40I'll be right here
28:41I'll be right there
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