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00:13What? Ariana Grande, too? She's like 29.
00:1742.
00:18God forbid.
00:19I asked him, Naomi, all the greats got thread lifts.
00:22I'm telling you, the earlier the better.
00:23No, everyone's crazy.
00:26Am I?
00:28Shut up. No way.
00:30Two weeks ago, and it's so subtle, you literally thought I was just hydrated, no?
00:34Actually, I thought you looked better because you dropped 20 on a Zen pic.
00:37Finally lost that face fat.
00:38Thank you for noticing.
00:40I love you.
00:40Okay, but seriously, no more slice and dice, okay?
00:42It's just a little tug, little poke, and very often, okay?
00:46That's the future of beauty.
00:47Nuh-uh. I learned my lesson with lip filler.
00:49It left fucking lungs. Look at this.
00:51Britt, my honey, listen to me. You're turning 32 next week.
00:54I can literally hear your eggs shriveling up as we speak, okay?
00:58You need to fix that broke face, and then you're going to be getting so much new dick,
01:01that trash bag Richie will feel like a distant memory. I promise.
01:05I'm sad.
01:06No.
01:06Was that whore, Claire, really that much prettier than me?
01:09Yes.
01:10Bitch.
01:10She was gorgeous.
01:12Mm, look at this bitch.
01:13Oh, ew.
01:14Sweetie, Harper Rose.
01:16Get that tushy up and right back out the door, okay?
01:18Before Anna sees you.
01:19You know she can't stomach human weakness, and this is...
01:21I can't. I used all my sick days for Coachella.
01:24I don't get it.
01:25Deathly hungover on Rocket Rose.
01:27She's still a 10.
01:29Chloe.
01:29I'm not hungover, I swear.
01:31Well, you better not be, or you can kiss that accessories editor gig goodbye.
01:36Mm.
01:36Oh, no, sweetie, not the over-the-counter coughs for a month.
01:39Don't do that.
01:39Ew.
01:39You need, like, some Amaro, or, like, a digestive.
01:42Good God, is this COVID?
01:43No, no, no.
01:44No, no, no, not COVID.
01:45Get your aerosols away from my salad.
01:47I just got run down.
01:49We caught a bug.
01:52The good news is, I lost another five pounds?
01:55Of course.
01:55Jealous. Cough on me.
01:57Everybody's just shedding away.
01:58Jesus.
02:00Honey.
02:02What is this?
02:03I'm not liking this.
02:04Oh, God.
02:05What are you doing?
02:05You okay?
02:06Why are you doing this?
02:07Stop it.
02:07Stop it.
02:15Okay, yeah, I guess, like, drink some water, or...
02:19Can we...
02:20Oh, oh!
02:22Fuck!
02:23Water!
02:24Water!
02:24Oh, my God, yeah, there is no way, honey.
02:27Oh, my God.
02:34Water.
02:35What the fuck?
02:37Water.
02:40Water!
02:42No!
02:47Britney!
02:48Britney!
02:49Britney!
02:57Oh, my God.
03:25Oh God, it's my life.
03:27It's my life, it's my life.
03:51It's my life.
04:20It's my life.
05:01It's my life.
05:06It's my life.
05:11It's my life.
05:19It's my life.
05:24It's my life.
05:27It's my life.
05:28It's my life.
05:32It's my life.
05:40It's my life.
05:42It's my life.
05:43It's my life.
05:46I understand.
05:47But you're in an interview...
05:50You're in an interview...
05:52You're in an interview.
05:55It's my life.
05:57It's my life.
05:59It's my life.
06:00Back to back.
06:13Basta.
06:16Let's go.
06:43It never gets easier, you know?
06:46It's like picking your favorite child,
06:48all brilliant and beautiful in their own way.
06:51Though I see why chefs are always drawn to Japanese steel.
06:55The high-carbon content creates an impossibly hard edge,
06:58which allows for a more elegant cut.
07:00And severed nerve endings.
07:03Like that.
07:05Thoughts?
07:07Come on, speak up, my man.
07:09I'm not going to get off of you.
07:10Just sit there like a sad sack.
07:12What?
07:14You're thinking something a little theatrical, right?
07:17More Braveheart.
07:19I don't know, I got you, bro.
07:20I don't know about it.
07:22Yeah.
07:32You didn't obey the rules, did you?
07:37I don't get people your age.
07:39Thinking you're so goddamn special.
07:41Working from home in sweatpants and open relationships and sexual anarchy.
07:47Nothing's sacred anymore.
07:48It's disgusting.
07:50You signed an agreement.
07:52You were given a sacred gift and you show your appreciation
07:56by throwing your dick into strangers
07:59and affecting others.
08:10That's a note, right?
08:13Get out quick, cause you're not believing it's the only way
08:18You'll ever know
08:21Oh, please.
08:34Always impeccable timing, honey bear.
08:38Status update?
08:39Well, I'm staring at a runner prepped and ready to go if you quit nagging.
08:42Make it quick.
08:43There's a plastic surgeon I needed to go see.
08:45Ouch.
08:46You said I was beautiful just the way I am.
08:48He came in contact with a Venetian runner.
08:50She contaminated at least one other person we know of.
08:53Oh, how exciting.
08:55Yeah, it's Sydney Annapolis.
08:58Fuck me.
08:59Are you sure?
09:00The digital footprints never lie.
09:02Hold, please.
09:04Ah.
09:06Ah.
09:08Grazie mille.
09:10Grazie mille.
09:12Oh.
09:13Fucking.
09:15Hello?
09:16I'm here.
09:17Happy as a clam.
09:18At least we got the FBI on ice.
09:20Ah.
09:21Not really.
09:24No, we're two more explorations in Venice.
09:26Well, I tried telling you I need better help.
09:29Stay focused.
09:30We solve one problem at a time.
09:33I'm treading water until the production line gets ramped up.
09:37We got this.
09:38We're good.
09:38No worries.
09:39Maybe I should goose the nerds along.
09:41Maybe you should do as you're told.
09:43Turn me loose.
09:44I mean, they could call it an old black water crew.
09:46You want speed?
09:47Get me marks with skills.
09:49Pros.
09:49You know how I feel about meeting new people.
09:51I'm not very good at hellos.
09:53Well, don't expect masterpieces when all I get is a goddamn mopping bucket.
10:06So how are we feeling about some human sashimi?
10:33Could you please give me a minute?
10:38Take all the time you need, you fucking asshole.
10:41But I'm going to have dinner because the fillet is getting cold.
10:45And by the way, we have to talk about Tig.
10:48Bad news, I'm afraid.
10:51Tig?
10:54Who the fuck is Tig?
10:55Tig?
10:55Tig, our oldest troubled son that you have so much contempt for, you don't even remember his childhood nickname.
11:04He relapsed again.
11:05Again?
11:06He's at a methadone clinic in Cleveland.
11:08We're going to take the plane tomorrow to be by side.
11:10I've organized it all.
11:12Have fun.
11:14I'm going to Capri with Jeff and Lauren.
11:17They're actually excited about what I have cooking up.
11:20As one would expect.
11:22It is official, then.
11:23You are the biggest monster on this planet.
11:27Every night I pray for your death.
11:32Feel free to go fuck yourself while you're fucking yourself.
11:40Can we play some Yard Rock?
11:46Hey.
11:47Just letting you know a fresh wire came through.
11:50You should post tomorrow.
11:52He asked about you again.
11:53Jesus Christ.
11:55How many times are we going to do this?
11:57It's not too late, Antonio.
11:58We can figure something out.
12:00He needs his father in his life.
12:02He needs a father.
12:03He doesn't need me.
12:04You already know the deal.
12:06As long as I keep the accounts full, I'm dead to him.
12:10Good news.
12:11There's a room available at the Hilton.
12:14At Hilton?
12:18He's fucking high.
12:41Still nothing.
12:43We searched the hotel.
12:44All the stuff is there.
12:45No struggle.
12:46Nothing on the hotel footage.
12:48We're canvassing everywhere on the bar.
12:52I never should have left her.
12:54What is DC is freaking out?
12:56They got a plan on standby.
12:57Oh, fuck that.
12:58They went after me.
12:59They went after her.
13:00Gotta find her.
13:01I'm gonna get my stuff from the hotel.
13:02Then let's meet.
13:03I had a team take care of that.
13:05Follow me.
13:09Both of the guys you killed tested positive.
13:11You've been exposed.
13:13And so have you.
13:15I'm negative.
13:15That's why I'm keeping my distance.
13:18That scene was a bloodbath.
13:19You're walking by your hazard.
13:22Precaution must be taken.
13:27What the fuck is this?
13:28Until we get our arms around this, we gotta be smart.
13:30You raise hell, we get panic in the streets.
13:32Everything gets fucked.
13:33No, we don't have time for this.
13:35We'll find her, okay?
13:48Find her!
14:20No, we don't have time for this.
14:50No, we don't have time for this.
15:03We don't have time for this.
15:04My ma doctor.
15:05Look at the mess you've gotten yourself into.
15:08Uh-uh!
15:09You don't want to do that.
15:12What are you?
15:13Some kind of cop?
15:14Bitch, please.
15:17These cuts were clearly made by somebody with knowledge of anatomy for ease of separation,
15:21so surely the authorities are going to be looking for someone with medical training,
15:23a surgeon even.
15:24No, you don't understand. I didn't kill them.
15:27You think I give a fuck? I bet you even Googled how to dispose of a body, didn't you?
15:31Playing around on the internet has turned you into a naughty boy who's met some very naughty girls.
15:36Is this about Clara? Who the fuck are you?
15:38Tell me about the marketplace.
15:40Okay, it was on the dark web. I heard about it from a colleague.
15:43You can buy and sell medical stuff, body parts even.
15:46I was curious, so I took a look.
15:49You thought you stumbled on some miracle, didn't you?
15:51She was stunning, but I figured she must be nuts, so I said no thanks.
15:55But you just couldn't help yourself.
16:05Well, she sold you something that didn't belong to her.
16:10Yeah.
16:12Oh, fuck. Fuck.
16:14I didn't know. I swear it was only the one client.
16:17Jeremy, a fucking Ansel.
16:19He was going to kill me.
16:22I think he promised.
16:24What?
16:27He did this. He's a fucking psycho.
16:30I'm the fucking psycho. Certified since 1961.
16:35Where is he?
16:38I don't know.
16:40Please.
16:41Please.
16:43Please.
16:45Oh!
16:47Do you have any idea what kind of luxury wasteland this town is?
16:52I mean, look, I was really enjoying our productive dialogue.
16:55However, if I'm not wheels up slow, I'm going to freak the fuck out.
16:58Please help me.
17:00Do I deserve more than a Hilton?
17:02What?
17:02Answer me, Doc.
17:03Do I deserve more than a fucking Hilton?
17:05Yes! Yes! Oh my God! Yes!
17:07I agree.
17:10People always accuse me of being high maintenance girly and impatient.
17:13I'm just like, excuse me for having an aversion to bed bugs and dry jet stains, right?
17:18If I'm going to be doing the dirty work for these people, best believe I deserve the best.
17:24Find him, Doc.
17:27Before you lose more than the arm.
17:39Who's calling your boy?
17:40Who's calling me, Daddy?
17:43What?
17:46What's up, Doc?
17:47Talk to your boy.
17:50Jeremy, hi.
17:52Just following up to make sure you're feeling well and happy with your New Year results.
17:57My results, Doc?
17:58All these results.
18:00They, they, they are something else you think you think.
18:04Woo!
18:05Oh, you hear that, Doc?
18:07You're still in town?
18:08I was about to leave.
18:09Hold on, this ain't even right.
18:11Hold on, Doc.
18:12Hold on.
18:13Give it to me.
18:14Give me this leg.
18:15Give me this leg.
18:15Give me that leg.
18:16Give me that leg.
18:17Give me that leg, baby.
18:18Yeah, but this kid he was burning.
18:20Oh, you got some poor feet.
18:24Excellent.
18:25Let's have you come in for a quick follow-up.
18:27You, uh, need a second dosage to maintain the effects of the procedure.
18:31What?
18:33Why?
18:34You didn't?
18:35You tell me that was poor.
18:37Why are you, Jeremy?
18:38I can even come to you, please.
18:39Fucking went slow right now, Doc, because I'm in it.
18:41I'm in this thing like jelly.
18:43Peanut butter jelly time.
18:45Peanut butter jelly time.
18:45Peanut butter jelly time.
18:46I'm at the Hyatt downtown.
18:48Until this kid he stopped burning.
18:51Hit the home run.
18:53Hit the...
18:53I did what you asked.
18:56You did.
18:59Thanks, Doc.
19:00Fuck.
19:03You did it.
19:05I'll break it.
19:55Oh, my god.
19:58I know.
20:00Fantastic new look
20:01But then, blammo, life just comes at you real fast, doesn't it?
20:23I like you
20:25Jeremy, as a man of radical honesty
20:27I'll just come right out and say it
20:28I'm a professional eliminator of problems
20:31And my boss has decided
20:33You are a problem
20:34Fuck you
20:35Fuck your boss
20:37I ain't do shit
20:49I'm done fucking around with you, Jeremy
20:52Real peach that Claire Bear was, wasn't she?
20:55Yeah, as the saying goes
20:56If it feels too good to be true
20:58I don't see any condom wrappers around here
21:00So I'm assuming that you went raw dog with this one too
21:02What was I supposed to do?
21:03Man, she came on to me, man
21:05You didn't tell her about your little STD situation, did you?
21:09What?
21:09You're not even the slightest bit curious as to how
21:11Or why
21:12Or what made you this way?
21:14No
21:16I was just shocked she was kind of into me
21:18Call her
21:20I'm sure she gave you her number
21:25Call her
21:28Hey, pudding
21:29Who is this?
21:30Who is it?
21:31You don't have my number saved?
21:32No
21:33What?
21:34It's me, Chocolate Daddy
21:38What are you wearing?
21:41You're so sexy
21:44Well, if I'm so sexy
21:46Why don't you come on up?
21:48If I wasn't home on my bed
21:50I'd be in the elevator right now
21:52She said she went home
21:54You told me you was getting off at 7
21:55I went home early
21:57I feel like shit
22:01I think I'm coming down with something
22:03This crazy fever just, like, hit me out of nowhere
22:09Well, listen, baby
22:12I got a fever that only that ass can cure
22:16Tell you what
22:17I'll come to you
22:18Really?
22:18Yeah, I'll come for you
22:19I'll bring you NyQuil
22:22Gatorade
22:23Tylenol
22:24Cup of bananas
22:24The good homestyle
22:25Chicken soup
22:26Ginger ale
22:27And a Ritz cracker
22:28Let daddy do that for you
22:29You're an angel
22:32I'll text you my address
22:33Chocolate daddy coming for you, baby
22:35I'm on the way
22:36I'm on the way
22:40You a sick fuck, ain't you?
22:43Okay
22:43Get your clothes and your shoes on
22:46Tick-tock
22:49No, I'm not leaving here without her
22:52If you're test negative
22:53You're getting on the goddamn plane, Cooper
22:55This New York thing is fucked
22:56Look, we will find her
22:58I'm throwing everything at it
23:00Let me stay here and lead the team
23:01Look, I put my nuts on the line for this thing
23:04I still got some friends over at Langley
23:06They put a QRF on standby
23:08Some real Blackhawk down shit
23:10Do you remember what you told me
23:11After my brother got jammed up in Boston
23:13And I wanted to lean on those local cops?
23:16Jammed up?
23:16He got hammered and ran into a 7-Eleven
23:18What did you tell me?
23:23Yeah, yeah, I get it
23:25Too close to it
23:26I listened
23:27Now it's your turn
23:28You're beat to shit
23:29And we need you here
23:31So we can have all hands
23:32Putting together the pieces on this thing
23:43All clear, sir
24:08You are five minutes from your destination
24:13All right, time to pregame
24:20Counterintuitive, I know
24:21But, you know, just Yacht Rock
24:23Just lasers my focus like nothing else
24:26Come on, Jeremy
24:39Hey!
24:40Well, it's not far down to very nice
24:43At least it's not for me
24:46And if the wind is right
24:48You can sail away
24:50Find tranquility
24:53Oh, the canvas can do miracles
24:57Just you wait and see
24:59Hey!
25:00Believe me
25:31Right here, Jeremy!
25:33Sailing
25:35Takes me away
25:36To where I always
25:39But it could be
25:43Take the last part
25:44Take the last part
25:46Come on
25:46Come on, Jeremy
25:47Sing the next part
25:48I don't know this song
25:49So
25:50I'm gonna just
25:51Hey!
25:52Hey!
25:52Hey!
25:52Don't you dare disrespect Christopher Cross
25:54And try to escape in the middle of his biggest hit
25:56Okay?
25:57The man has been through enough
25:58What the fuck are you talking about?
26:00Christopher Crisscross?
26:01What the fuck?
26:05In 1980, Christopher Cross
26:06Was the shit
26:08Right?
26:10Five times platinum
26:11Five major Grammys
26:13After all the accolades and success
26:15What did he get him?
26:16Huh?
26:19What?
26:20What did he get him?
26:21Really?
26:21I don't know
26:22I don't
26:22Hello?
26:23Black people don't listen to Christopher Cross
26:24What are you talking?
26:25I don't know, man
26:27Put his career in the grave
26:29That's what
26:31Now I'm sure you're asking yourself
26:32How could that possibly have happened?
26:34Well, he got really popular
26:36Really fast
26:37And this is in an era
26:38Without all the 24-7 social media bullshit
26:40So then he starts showing up
26:42To the award shows
26:43And red carpets
26:44And the people really get
26:45Their first good look at him
26:46And they're like
26:47Oh, just
26:47Just a regular guy
26:49A little balding
26:50A little fat
26:51I loved him
26:53Voice of a generation
26:56But with MTV exploding onto the scene
26:58Shit just only got worse
26:59You know, it's like
27:00Why would you want to watch
27:01A music video of a real person
27:03Where you could be watching
27:04A gyrating half-naked Madonna
27:05Right?
27:07So next time you tug in on that
27:09Thick, wet little dick
27:11Remember that
27:14Okay?
27:16The world is cool to people
27:18Who aren't beautiful
27:19To normal people
27:23Fucking cool
27:27Learn the fucking words
27:28To that song
27:29All right
27:32Wow
27:37Nice neighborhood
27:42Come on
27:43Come on, Jeremy, look
28:03I don't think she's home
28:05Come on, come on
28:05Ring the bell again
28:08All right, timeout corner
28:09Over there
28:10Timeout corner
28:11Over there
28:12Come on, come on
28:12Let's try
28:13Okay
28:23All right
28:24All right
28:24Open up
28:37Hello?
28:38Hello?
28:47Up the steps
28:48Up the steps
29:16Hello?
29:18I love you
29:19I love you
29:23I love you
29:24Who are you
29:27програмильно
29:28I love you
29:29No
29:29I love you
29:32Who are you
29:42I don't know.
30:16I don't know.
30:34I don't know.
30:38I don't know.
30:50No!
31:00Come on.
31:16I don't know.
31:32Brain or heart?
31:35Thank you for giving me what I deserve.
31:38I'm talking.
31:39I ain't shit.
31:40I haven't been my whole life.
31:42I'm just a fucking loser.
31:44That had to kill people to feel something.
31:48Man, I ain't shit.
31:50Probably while my pops left.
31:53So just come on and give it to me.
31:55Pull it.
31:56Pull the fucking trigger, man.
31:57This is the part where people usually get, you know, really, really desperate and beg and bargain.
32:04So come on, Jeremy.
32:05Beg.
32:08Beg.
32:09Beg.
32:09Beg for what?
32:11What you want me to beg for, man?
32:15What you want me to beg for?
32:20I have nothing.
32:24I have nothing, man.
32:27And I spent my entire life just wanting to feel.
32:33And, God damn it, it felt so good, so do it.
32:37Pull that trigger.
32:41Just go on and do it, man.
32:42Pull the trigger.
32:43You can do it.
32:44Pull the trigger, man.
32:52You hungry?
32:55What?
32:55Yeah, well, you made this about as fun as a sandpaper hand job.
32:58And my blood sugar's going crazy.
33:00So, let's get some eat.
33:11Oh, my God.
33:12Would you look at this little slice of heaven, man.
33:15Dale, since this is my first time at Applebee's, would you kindly advise?
33:18Because let me tell you something, man.
33:20I'm torn.
33:20I'm torn between the chicken wonton tacos and this.
33:23This, right?
33:24This delightful riblet entree.
33:27Well, those are my two favorites.
33:28Can't go wrong.
33:29God.
33:30Come on, it's a gift.
33:31I mean, I'm able to look at any menu and detect the best entrees.
33:34It's crazy.
33:35You know what?
33:35Can you just give us two minutes and, um, you know, we'll make our decisions.
33:39You can just let us know when our table's ready.
33:40You got it.
33:41We'll be right here, man.
33:41Good.
33:41Thank you, Dale.
33:44We're every meal.
33:45Feels like home.
33:46I mean, look.
33:47If I wasn't on the clock, I would be slamming these spicy Mark specials.
33:50This place is heaven.
33:52How much longer are you going to be fucking with me, Captain Hunt?
33:58Jamie.
33:59Jamie.
33:59Smile.
34:00We're having fun.
34:03You try running out of here, you try one false goddamn move, and I will liquefy your dick.
34:12The people behind us are looking.
34:13What?
34:14Smile.
34:14Smile at them.
34:15What?
34:15Smile at the people behind.
34:21Why are they looking at us like that?
34:24You're attracted now.
34:25Gotta get used to it.
34:33Oh, she like that.
34:36Yeah, she like that.
34:37That's a queen of spades right there.
34:39What?
34:40Queen of spades.
34:42You ain't...
34:43Man, you a big fat square.
34:44You ain't never heard of queen of spades.
34:45A white woman who loves sucking, tugging, rubbing on black dudes.
34:50Well, specifically, BBC.
34:52Big black...
34:53Cock.
34:53Oh.
34:54Big black cock.
34:55BBC.
34:56That's what it stands for.
34:57Big black cock.
34:58Wow.
34:59Yeah, that's them BBCs.
35:00And the husband, they like to get involved.
35:02They like to whip their phones out, take photos, videos.
35:05But you know what?
35:06She's making...
35:07She's bringing me back.
35:09Never forget it.
35:10That was this girl.
35:12Butterfly Booty Meat 92.
35:14Never forget it.
35:14I drove 17 miles for her.
35:16In my mama's car.
35:17I watched the smile fade.
35:19When I pulled my heart-dropping dick out.
35:21Just right there, ready for it.
35:22She looked at me and says,
35:22Ugh.
35:23I thought it might be bigger.
35:25Damn.
35:25Bitch, I sent you the photos.
35:27What the fuck?
35:28Right.
35:28What the fuck is that?
35:30Right.
35:30Her fault.
35:31Crazy.
35:31Gentlemen, your table awaits.
35:33I never quite lived up to the fantasy.
35:35Just keep walking.
35:36You know, without the right dick, I'm trash.
35:39Just keep smiling.
35:42But not anymore.
35:44Yeah.
35:45You guys look cute together.
35:51Not anymore.
35:54Fuck it.
35:55No, no, no, no.
35:56Keep oversharing.
35:57I'm interested.
35:58But before the change, from what I'm understanding about your situation, you were...
36:02Not attractive.
36:03You hated yourself.
36:03I hated the way the world made me feel about myself.
36:08You know, let's...
36:08Let's keep it real.
36:10White dudes.
36:11Light-skinned men.
36:13They get more.
36:15More women.
36:16More dates.
36:17More attention.
36:18More.
36:19More.
36:19More.
36:20I don't know why I'm not filming you 24-7.
36:22I feel like I win a goddamn Oscar.
36:25Complimentary fries for the table.
36:27Dale, thank you.
36:28You're welcome.
36:29Are you ready to order?
36:29You know what?
36:30We are, actually.
36:31Yeah.
36:33You do...
36:33Those riblets.
36:35Good choice.
36:37Come on.
36:39Why you keep fussing with that thing?
36:41You blow up people for a living.
36:44And you know, scars, they're kind of badass.
36:46You focus on the wrong side of my face.
36:50You and me, we have a lot more in common than you realize.
36:57Oh, shit.
37:00Oh, oh, you...
37:01You got it, too.
37:04Early adopter.
37:06More purified version, straight from the lab.
37:08Highly experimental envelope.
37:10Pushing gene therapy, using viral RNA technology.
37:13To put it more simply, a near-complete, ground-up, turbo-charged, remodel of your physical self on a cellular
37:20level.
37:20Experimental.
37:21Mm-hmm.
37:21One dose.
37:23One dose.
37:24One dose of this is the closest thing to the fountain of youth any human's ever gonna get.
37:28Which, of course, comes with Diko Zempic.
37:32A former company is valued at 500 billion.
37:35What do you think this germ's gonna be worth, huh?
37:37One trillion?
37:38Five hundred trillion?
37:38So then when a Yahoo lab tech steals a trial version and starts fucking and spreading the shit, now we
37:46have a problem.
37:47Black market.
37:47Mm-hmm.
37:49But the sexual transmission is, uh, is more of a bug than a feature.
37:53Right?
37:54The easy access account prevents people from wanting to spend money on the expensive name brand shit.
37:59And that is poison for a company who's gearing up for an IPO.
38:02So then they hire somebody like me.
38:05A consultant.
38:07Right.
38:07To, uh, take care of their problem.
38:13I bet that pays well enough for these bitches to look past that bar and villain base you got corn
38:19on.
38:23Yeah, well, no wonton housewives kicking me out of bed, Chevy Bubby.
38:28Mm-hmm.
38:29That.
38:30That right there.
38:33No, you didn't bolt from the maid's house when you had a chance.
38:37Now, somewhere in that fucked up bird's nest you got up there, you saw another opportunity to kill, and you
38:42felt compelled to take it.
38:44You got a real darkness in you.
38:47You know, my son's a bit like you.
38:49Your son?
38:50You're, like, 30 years old.
38:53Like, how old is this son?
38:58I'm 65 years old.
39:02And you're a lot like my son.
39:03But he's having a rough go at it right now.
39:05It's not fun to see.
39:06But, you know, fortunately for him, he has the tools to find his way through it.
39:09But you, on the other hand, no, no, no, no, no.
39:11You're like one of those dim bulbs that just step on every fucking rate that the world has laying around.
39:16And, um, cultivate your anger.
39:21You know, maybe, uh, maybe even get paid while we're at it, right?
39:26What is this?
39:28Some assassin big brother program?
39:32Think of it as a mutual agreement.
39:36I have needs as well.
39:38What do you need?
39:42What do you need?
39:43What do you need?
39:43What do you need?
39:44You're a killer.
39:45What do you need?
39:45You're a killer.
39:48Two riblets.
39:51Oh.
39:52Thank you, Dale.
39:53Top marks for speed, my brother.
39:56Ha.
39:58Big tip, brother!
40:00Shit.
40:02Scary.
40:03Oh.
40:07Dig in.
40:12So she literally exploded.
40:14Yes.
40:20I looked at the Paris photos.
40:22It's so much worse than that.
40:24I was outside.
40:25Here the blast radius was internal, encapsulated.
40:28You saw the scene?
40:30I did.
40:38Liver temperature 10 hours after incident is 180 degrees.
40:44Holy shit.
40:47It's still that high?
40:53Brittany!
40:54Brittany!
41:07I'm Rowe.
41:09What is this?
41:11Condé Nast staffers in blast range instantly tested positive.
41:14Some of them got bodily fluids in their eyes, their mouths.
41:18Typical mucus membrane transmission.
41:21Viral load levels are all over the map.
41:23What are we doing with them?
41:24Awaiting instruction.
41:27Your interview subject is traumatized, but cooperative so far.
41:35Not positive.
41:37Not yet.
41:46остeles.
41:53You made Grücet.
41:55You made Grücet.
41:56You made Grücet.
41:59You made Grücet.
42:02You made Grücet.
42:03Not toova.
42:03You made Grücet.
42:09You put your back枕.
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