Binge the viral, immensely satisfying, and explosive revenge drama "She's Not Homeless She's Healer Goddess" full movie with English subtitles.
🔥 Synopsis:
"They kicked the beggar out of the hospital. They didn't know she was the only one who could cure the dying billionaire."
Disguised as a ragged, homeless wanderer to hide from deadly assassins, the last descendant of an ancient, miraculous healing lineage is mocked and thrown into the streets by arrogant doctors. But when the city's most powerful, untouchable CEO falls into a comatose state that no modern medicine can cure, the 'beggar' steps up. Watch the glorious, fast-paced face-slapping karma unfold as the homeless girl reveals her true identity as the Healer Goddess, saving his life and making the snobbish elites grovel at her feet.
👉 Drama Details:
* Title: She's Not Homeless She's Healer Goddess
* Genre: Hidden Master, Medical Genius, Face Slapping Drama, Ultimate Payback, Boss Lady Glow Up, Urban Fantasy, CEO Romance
* Format: Full Miniseries (Vertical Drama)
* Status: All Episodes Completed
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🔥 Synopsis:
"They kicked the beggar out of the hospital. They didn't know she was the only one who could cure the dying billionaire."
Disguised as a ragged, homeless wanderer to hide from deadly assassins, the last descendant of an ancient, miraculous healing lineage is mocked and thrown into the streets by arrogant doctors. But when the city's most powerful, untouchable CEO falls into a comatose state that no modern medicine can cure, the 'beggar' steps up. Watch the glorious, fast-paced face-slapping karma unfold as the homeless girl reveals her true identity as the Healer Goddess, saving his life and making the snobbish elites grovel at her feet.
👉 Drama Details:
* Title: She's Not Homeless She's Healer Goddess
* Genre: Hidden Master, Medical Genius, Face Slapping Drama, Ultimate Payback, Boss Lady Glow Up, Urban Fantasy, CEO Romance
* Format: Full Miniseries (Vertical Drama)
* Status: All Episodes Completed
#ShesNotHomelessShesHealerGoddess #ShortDramaFull #MiniSeries #WebDrama #FullMovie #ReelShort #DramaBox #ShortTV #EnglishSubtitles
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00:00:02Healer Goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:05Please save my child.
00:00:23Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:42We're doing it.
00:00:51Praise! She is the Healer Goddess!
00:00:55No, please. Don't call me that.
00:00:59I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:05Here you go, miss.
00:01:09Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:13in need?
00:01:26You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:31run!
00:01:34Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:44Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:48You're a juvenile.
00:01:53See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:01:59Come on, Cleo! Let's go!
00:02:11Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:02:16Please. My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:21We have no idea what the illness is.
00:02:23If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:26Be Lysander Armstrong!
00:02:27His military family basically owns the entire global stock market!
00:02:32He's so hot!
00:02:34Does he come with the money?
00:02:35Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:02:38Money. Fame. Power.
00:02:40It's all yours.
00:02:46Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:48Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:52Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:55Grandma!
00:02:56I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
00:03:00Grandma?
00:03:02Grandma.
00:03:03When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:07I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:09And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:15Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:22We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:27Oh, no!
00:03:36Please go feed your dog, Miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:39Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:44Grant me a wish? That you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:46The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:51What?
00:03:52Jeez, this has given me a migraine.
00:03:55Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:58I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:04:01Okay.
00:04:03I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:04:06Can you do that?
00:04:07I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:11Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:14Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:18Hold still.
00:04:25What?
00:04:26My migraine's gone.
00:04:28Okay, then let's go.
00:04:29If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:32Come on. Come on.
00:04:33Oh!
00:04:47How is he?
00:04:48What is the diagnosis?
00:04:50Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:53I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
00:04:55Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:57You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:59Don't worry, General.
00:05:00I'm the Angel Herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:05I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:25I have no clue what this is.
00:05:30Oh, it looks like the Angel Herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:35That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:37Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:39I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:52He's not budging. There's no movement.
00:05:54Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:06:01Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors. They've tried all these methods and they've all failed!
00:06:07If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:12Who?
00:06:15The goddess of healing.
00:06:19Wait a second. You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing.
00:06:23That's correct. Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft. That's her motto.
00:06:31It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals. We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:36She is eccentric and elusive. No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:41If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:06:47bankrupt.
00:06:48I will find her. James, come.
00:06:51Put out a voucher to the entire world.
00:06:54Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:06:59There's no need.
00:07:13I'll save your son.
00:07:16Who the hell is she?
00:07:18Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:20She's gonna save your brother? Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:23How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:27Exactly.
00:07:28God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:31She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:34Ew! She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:38I bet it has fleas.
00:07:39That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:44Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:51Don't touch him.
00:07:54They say don't judge a book by its cover.
00:07:56But I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:59So step aside.
00:08:01I'll take it from here.
00:08:03Could you hold this?
00:08:04Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:08:05You're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:07I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:11I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:14I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:20Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some.
00:08:24A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:30Ew!
00:08:32Disgusting.
00:08:33Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:35Security!
00:08:35Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:39Let's go.
00:08:40If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:47Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail.
00:08:52Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:55You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:58Alright, I'll give you a shot.
00:09:00But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall!
00:09:07Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:10You'd be blessed to have me, and I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:15But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:20Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:22No, Miss Trixie, my brother is a hero to me. I can't lose him.
00:09:29Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:34My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:38Also, he's great with puppies. He'd make a great husband.
00:09:44Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:45As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:52Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:55I mean, look at her. Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:10:01Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:06Continue wasting your time. But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:19Oh, okay. What's happening? What are we doing?
00:10:35Oh, okay. What's happening? What are we doing?
00:10:39I knew she was a perv!
00:10:41She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:44Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:47Are you insane? Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:10:53He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.
00:10:59Yeah, right. I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:11:04Oh, okay. I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:07I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:11And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:11:18This?
00:11:25It is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:28What? So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, THE rod of a sepulius?
00:11:36Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:41I agree. I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point as of doctors who
00:11:47have studied for years?
00:11:49We are all certified.
00:11:51But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:54She's right about everything.
00:11:58Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:03And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what?
00:12:07Endogenic cryomorphy.
00:12:08Oh.
00:12:09And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:12:10Because I just discovered it.
00:12:13This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:17The chances are a billion to one. A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:22But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:27What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:28I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:33Precisely. You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:36You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:41I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:45Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.
00:12:49And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases, which mean nothing if you can't
00:12:56wake him up.
00:12:56Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:59Oh my God.
00:13:01If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up, I think you all should grow parts of your brain
00:13:07back.
00:13:07Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:11What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:13It means you're being schooled by me, and I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:19Then let's have a bet.
00:13:21If you can't heal him, we'll break your hands.
00:13:26And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:32These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:37You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:40Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:43There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:47Don't worry. I got this.
00:13:52It's a deal.
00:13:53I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:55No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:04Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:11Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:15Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:27I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:30I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:33I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:38Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:41Wait, wait, wait, wait. What for?
00:14:43Don't listen to her.
00:14:45She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:50Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:53Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:15:01What? Did you just call me?
00:15:05There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.
00:15:10Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:14Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:20Oh, yeah?
00:15:20Yeah, you wanna see real pain? Where's the dog?
00:15:23Well, put down the dog!
00:15:25With pleasure.
00:15:41Left leaves the wrong breath.
00:15:47You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:53She's been poisoned!
00:15:56It was her!
00:15:57Do you see any poison on me?
00:16:00Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:06This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:09Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:11Of course!
00:16:12I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:16If I wanna save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.
00:16:35Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:37This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:39I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way.
00:16:42Angel herbalist.
00:16:43This is what I call...
00:16:45Malpractice.
00:16:47This isn't fatal. She'll live.
00:16:50But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:52Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:54Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:55Right this way.
00:16:56Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:16:58What the hell is going on?
00:16:59You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:03Then stop getting in my way. Every second counts.
00:17:08Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:17:14General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:19Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:23Hold on. You two are going in there...alone?
00:17:27If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure. Invite everyone in.
00:17:33Alright. But I warn you. No funny business.
00:17:37Thanks for listening.
00:18:39You really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless conwoman, General Armstrong.
00:18:43Exactly.
00:18:44What if she gets pregnant by him?
00:18:46She could blackmail you for millions.
00:18:50That's what I would do if I was that poor.
00:18:52And then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman.
00:18:59Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.
00:19:02We have to have faith.
00:19:04Where did you actually find this little life?
00:19:07Uh, on the streets?
00:19:11Are you shitting me?
00:19:13You found this bum on the streets?
00:19:14Are you nuts?
00:19:15You don't know her.
00:19:16You don't know her background.
00:19:18She could be a psychotic murderer.
00:19:20That is it, General.
00:19:21You have to go in and stop this now.
00:19:22You're right.
00:19:23That's it.
00:19:24I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
00:19:26James, let's go.
00:19:27Yes, sir.
00:19:38I told you all to stay out.
00:19:45This is a critical moment for you.
00:19:47We can't be interrupted.
00:19:48Otherwise, we'd both die.
00:19:54I'm not going to let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son.
00:20:00I'm going to save him myself.
00:20:02No.
00:20:07You see that, General?
00:20:08This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman.
00:20:10This is witchcraft.
00:20:13I know what this is.
00:20:15This is the dark witch.
00:20:17I've heard of her.
00:20:18She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young, handsome men,
00:20:23and then she eats them alive.
00:20:24I'm going to kill that bitch before she takes my son.
00:20:27James, get the SWAT team.
00:20:30Yes, sir.
00:20:34You regain consciousness.
00:20:46Help me.
00:20:47I just want to...
00:20:52Something's wrong.
00:20:56You were drunk with an aphrodisiac.
00:20:59Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine.
00:21:04That's one more thing I'm saving you from.
00:21:13Sir?
00:21:14The SWAT team is here.
00:21:16Captain Morales.
00:21:18My son is trapped behind there
00:21:21with a devious, man-eating witch.
00:21:24I need you to do whatever you can
00:21:25to tear down that door.
00:21:27Rest assured, General Armstrong.
00:21:29We'll break down that door
00:21:30and bury that bitch alive.
00:21:36We're right.
00:21:37We're right to the wrong.
00:21:42We're right.
00:21:46Who the fuck are you?
00:21:48And why the hell are we naked?
00:21:51Good.
00:21:52You're awake.
00:21:53I'm saving you.
00:21:54Saving me?
00:21:56By bathing with me?
00:21:58Who are you?
00:21:58You're a fucking spy?
00:22:00Talk.
00:22:01I swear to God,
00:22:02I'll have you arrested for this.
00:22:05You're the one who's trying to kiss me
00:22:07and you're stipper.
00:22:10I will never.
00:22:11Oh, really?
00:22:25Look who's guilty now.
00:22:29Look, I don't know what the fuck this is,
00:22:31all right,
00:22:31but it is a biological fact.
00:22:33A man is attracted to a naked woman
00:22:37and her breasts.
00:22:39Science, okay?
00:22:40It just means that my body
00:22:41Oh, shut up.
00:22:41is physically...
00:22:45You're distracting me with your funny.
00:22:47And I'm a professional.
00:22:49I hear Lysander's voice.
00:22:51Captain, do something now.
00:22:52Ready!
00:22:58We're almost there.
00:23:00Aim!
00:23:02Get him, boys.
00:23:04Get him!
00:23:06Fire!
00:23:10Fire!
00:23:25Those devicils.
00:23:27How is this possible?
00:23:29It's not even a scratch.
00:23:31I told you this is dark magic.
00:23:33Of course,
00:23:34your earthly bullets won't do a thing.
00:23:35No.
00:23:36I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.
00:23:39She's not the dark witch.
00:23:40Young Master Armstrong,
00:23:42you are too easily fooled.
00:23:44This homeless psycho
00:23:45doesn't even have the skills
00:23:47to make a living.
00:23:48How is she going to save
00:23:49someone else's life?
00:23:50That's right.
00:23:51The Queen Angel and I
00:23:52are already the top
00:23:53female doctors in the world.
00:23:55If we can't save him,
00:23:57no one can.
00:23:58Except for the goddess healer.
00:23:59Think about it.
00:24:00We heard Lysander's voice.
00:24:02He's been in a coma for two years.
00:24:04Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:05You're right.
00:24:06This homeless girl
00:24:08is maybe the goddess.
00:24:12Maybe this homeless girl
00:24:14is really the goddess.
00:24:15No!
00:24:15No!
00:24:16Absolutely not.
00:24:17There is no way
00:24:19this hobo girl
00:24:19is better than us.
00:24:21How could you know for sure
00:24:22right now
00:24:23what we need to do
00:24:24is not interrupt
00:24:25Miss Trixie.
00:24:26You're wrong, sir!
00:24:27This homeless snake
00:24:29is using the forbidden techniques
00:24:30on Master Lysander.
00:24:32It's called borderline revival.
00:24:34She uses torturous pain
00:24:36to wake the patient.
00:24:37But only temporarily.
00:24:39It's a trick
00:24:40to pull the wool
00:24:41over your eyes and ears.
00:24:43That means my son
00:24:45is in tremendous pain.
00:24:46I'm going to ask you two
00:24:47to do whatever you can
00:24:49to kill that antler rod
00:24:51bearing witch.
00:24:52My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:54He is dying right now
00:24:55naked in a jacuzzi
00:24:57with a smelly vagrant.
00:24:59Then it looks like
00:24:59it's up to me.
00:25:00The witch doctor.
00:25:02Only I know the right
00:25:03techniques to take her down.
00:25:06My son's life
00:25:08is in your hands.
00:25:09You heal him,
00:25:10I will give you
00:25:10whatever your heart desires.
00:25:13I don't know
00:25:14who you are
00:25:15but there is no way
00:25:17I am letting you
00:25:17rip my golden bachelor
00:25:19away from me.
00:25:21This is it.
00:25:23The finishing touch.
00:25:24I must now
00:25:25give you the kiss of life.
00:25:27So we can both survive.
00:25:35I'm sorry.
00:25:47It's poison gas.
00:25:49The poison gas
00:25:51will smoke them out
00:25:52and end her torture
00:25:53over Master Lysander.
00:25:55Poison gas?
00:25:56My son is in there.
00:25:58You're jeopardizing
00:25:59his life as well.
00:26:00No, don't worry, General.
00:26:01Gold diggers like her
00:26:02only care about themselves.
00:26:05Soon,
00:26:05she'll come out
00:26:06crying to Mommy.
00:26:08Then we can reverse
00:26:08the poison on your son
00:26:10and then he can marry
00:26:11one of us.
00:26:12They really won't stop
00:26:14until they get
00:26:15both of us killed.
00:26:18I may have promised you
00:26:19that I'd save you.
00:26:21It's now or never.
00:26:35What the hell
00:26:36are they doing in there?
00:26:37It's been over 10 minutes.
00:26:38Wait a second.
00:26:40You don't think
00:26:41you got there.
00:26:42You!
00:26:43You suffocated my brother
00:26:44and Miss Trixie in there.
00:26:45Don't point your fingers
00:26:46at me.
00:26:47If your brother's dead,
00:26:48it's because of that
00:26:49homeless gold digger.
00:26:51Oh my God.
00:26:51Yeah?
00:26:52She's the one
00:26:52who sealed the door shut.
00:26:54I mean,
00:26:55she probably locked
00:26:56themselves in there
00:26:57on accident.
00:26:58Miss Trixie wouldn't
00:26:58have to do that
00:26:59if you weren't trying
00:27:00to sabotage her
00:27:01from saving my brother.
00:27:02This is taking
00:27:03way too long.
00:27:05Captain Morales,
00:27:06it's time to get out
00:27:07the big guns.
00:27:09These bazookas
00:27:10can flatten
00:27:11even a bomb shelter.
00:27:13Bazooka.
00:27:13She won't be able
00:27:14to hide even if
00:27:14she's the devil himself.
00:27:16Crap.
00:27:17Oh my God.
00:27:17Get back, son.
00:27:19Ready.
00:27:21Aim!
00:27:22Oh, shit.
00:27:27Quit your whining
00:27:28and stand down.
00:27:41The parasite's
00:27:43been extracted.
00:27:44Shoot her dead now.
00:27:45Do I need to fix
00:27:46your hearing too?
00:27:47I said stand down.
00:27:50Don't listen to her.
00:27:51She's a fraud.
00:27:52A termite
00:27:53to the field of medicine.
00:27:54I just saved this man
00:27:56that otherwise
00:27:56would have died
00:27:57in your care.
00:27:58If I'm a termite,
00:27:59then you're worse
00:28:01than a disease
00:28:02spreading tick.
00:28:03Wait a second.
00:28:04Are you saying
00:28:05you cured my son?
00:28:06He'll wake
00:28:06in just a moment.
00:28:07You can see
00:28:08for yourself.
00:28:09Well, now you're
00:28:10just asking
00:28:11to be exposed.
00:28:12That is it.
00:28:13No more stalling,
00:28:14General.
00:28:15If you won't
00:28:16punish her,
00:28:16I will.
00:28:21Don't hurt her.
00:28:27He's a cure.
00:28:33His pulse is regular.
00:28:35In fact,
00:28:36it's never been better.
00:28:40There's no sign
00:28:41of illness,
00:28:42infection,
00:28:43or disease.
00:28:51Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:53Lysander's warm again.
00:28:54He's not cold
00:28:55and pale like before.
00:28:56And his heart
00:28:57is strong.
00:28:58Come,
00:28:59feel it.
00:29:01I saved my son.
00:29:03Next time,
00:29:04don't go seeking
00:29:05medical advice
00:29:06from those with ill will.
00:29:07Your son would have
00:29:08otherwise died
00:29:09by their greedy
00:29:10and unskilled hands.
00:29:12I've learned my lesson.
00:29:13I will not let
00:29:14these two nutjobs
00:29:15ever practice
00:29:16their voodoo voodoo
00:29:17magic again.
00:29:18Wait, wait!
00:29:19No, no!
00:29:19There is only
00:29:20one person
00:29:21in the world
00:29:22who is more skilled
00:29:23in the field of medicine
00:29:24than the queen,
00:29:25angel, and I.
00:29:28The goddess healer!
00:29:33Could you really be
00:29:35the goddess of healing?
00:29:36But rumor has it
00:29:37that the goddess of healing
00:29:38is well over
00:29:39100 years old
00:29:40and you don't look
00:29:42a day after 20.
00:29:43It doesn't matter
00:29:44who I am.
00:29:45What matters
00:29:46is that the patient
00:29:47is healthy again.
00:29:48Devon,
00:29:49I've repaid your kindness
00:29:50by fulfilling your wish
00:29:50of saving your brother.
00:29:52Take care.
00:29:53No, wait!
00:29:54Miss Trixie,
00:29:55we still haven't fulfilled
00:29:56our promise to you yet.
00:29:57He's right.
00:29:58We are men of our words
00:30:00and as I promised you,
00:30:01my heir, Lysander,
00:30:02would take you as a wife
00:30:03if you cured him
00:30:04and you did just that.
00:30:06Of course,
00:30:07you're welcome
00:30:07to marry me instead.
00:30:10I really appreciate it,
00:30:11but I'm sorry.
00:30:13I...
00:30:15I'm already engaged.
00:30:19Already engaged?
00:30:20I am.
00:30:21I've been patiently
00:30:22awaiting his return
00:30:23from deployment
00:30:23for the last three years
00:30:25and he's coming back today.
00:30:27But don't be disappointed.
00:30:29Really, I'm no one special.
00:30:31I just got lucky
00:30:32with your brother.
00:30:33Some guru taught me
00:30:34that spa water
00:30:35can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:36But you're still
00:30:37Lysander's savior.
00:30:38Please,
00:30:39let me give you
00:30:40what I promised.
00:30:41Take the gold.
00:30:42No, really.
00:30:44I don't need anything.
00:30:45I just believe
00:30:46in doing good in the world.
00:30:51Trixie,
00:30:52it's your fiance.
00:30:53He's back
00:30:54and he says
00:30:55he's breaking up
00:30:56with you.
00:30:58I must go.
00:31:06Hobo close.
00:31:07Halo glow.
00:31:09I bet the goddess healer
00:31:10is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:12It was just dumb luck.
00:31:14She's even dumber
00:31:15for not accepting
00:31:15his marriage proposal.
00:31:17She could have been
00:31:17the richest woman
00:31:18in the world,
00:31:19marrying the hottest,
00:31:20most powerful bachelor
00:31:22around.
00:31:25I'm going to marry
00:31:26that homeless woman.
00:31:32Oh my God.
00:31:33I mean,
00:31:34I don't know about
00:31:34that homeless bimbo,
00:31:36but this is godly.
00:31:38No, no, no!
00:31:40No, Lysandre!
00:31:42Lysandre,
00:31:42Lysandre,
00:31:42Lysandre was not
00:31:43supposed to be mine!
00:31:45I'd so much rather
00:31:46share him with you
00:31:47than let that
00:31:48penniless,
00:31:49ugly bitch have him.
00:31:50You two nutjobs
00:31:51are a disgrace
00:31:52to your profession.
00:31:53Take these two weirdos
00:31:54out of here
00:31:55and revoke
00:31:56their licenses.
00:31:57Wait, no!
00:31:58We're not brides!
00:31:59No, she's just
00:32:00better than us!
00:32:02Oh my God.
00:32:04Oh my God.
00:32:06We were truly blessed
00:32:07to have Miss Trixie here,
00:32:08huh?
00:32:09She's no average Jane.
00:32:10No, she isn't.
00:32:11She said it was
00:32:12just dumb luck.
00:32:13But if she truly
00:32:14had these special skills,
00:32:16why did she wear
00:32:17that shit-stained dress
00:32:18and had an impeccable
00:32:19looking doll?
00:32:20But think about
00:32:20the impenetrable walls.
00:32:21No normal person
00:32:23could have done that.
00:32:23Goddess or not,
00:32:25homeless or not,
00:32:26I don't care.
00:32:26I have never met
00:32:27a woman like that.
00:32:28I have to find her.
00:32:29I have to make her my life.
00:32:31She won my heart over,
00:32:32too.
00:32:32But if my bestest
00:32:33big bro wants her,
00:32:35I'll help you find her.
00:32:36All right, listen.
00:32:37I need help
00:32:38finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:45I'm dumping Trixie,
00:32:46so I want you,
00:32:47your granddaughters,
00:32:49filthy things
00:32:50out of my house
00:32:52now.
00:32:53Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:55She waited for you
00:32:56for three years.
00:32:58She was dumb enough
00:32:59to put my name
00:33:00on the lease.
00:33:00And I'm upgrading
00:33:01for a better girlfriend now,
00:33:02one with some serious
00:33:03fuck you money.
00:33:05So get lost.
00:33:07Who gave you permission
00:33:08to bark like a rabbit
00:33:09hyena in my house?
00:33:16Grandma.
00:33:17Beatrice, Trixie,
00:33:20Amore.
00:33:21I've been dying
00:33:21to throw this
00:33:22in your face.
00:33:23I'm dumping you
00:33:24for your best friend,
00:33:25Marissa.
00:33:27In fact,
00:33:28the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:30So sign over
00:33:31the house now.
00:33:37You gave me this ring
00:33:38and asked me to wait.
00:33:40And I did.
00:33:41For three years
00:33:43while you were deployed.
00:33:44Yet you cheat on me
00:33:45with my best friend.
00:33:47And now you're trying
00:33:48to swindle my home?
00:33:50Do you have no shame?
00:33:51We were together
00:33:52for three years
00:33:53and it was a complete
00:33:54waste of my life
00:33:55when I could have been
00:33:56with a loaded girl
00:33:57like Marissa.
00:34:03That's how much
00:34:04you would owe me
00:34:04if I was in the
00:34:05rent-a-boyfriend business.
00:34:09I see you're
00:34:10fulfilling your highest
00:34:10aspirations
00:34:11of being a low-grade
00:34:13male prostitute.
00:34:17Oh yeah?
00:34:19Well, Marissa
00:34:21is so much
00:34:22better than you.
00:34:23She grew up
00:34:24even poorer
00:34:25than you
00:34:26and now
00:34:26she's the CEO
00:34:28of an entire
00:34:29corporation.
00:34:31Dude!
00:34:32Oh!
00:34:33And you?
00:34:35You're still nothing.
00:34:37So you think
00:34:38she's an upgrade?
00:34:39Of course
00:34:40she's an upgrade.
00:34:41Look what she
00:34:42got me
00:34:43for my
00:34:44engagement.
00:34:45Oops.
00:34:47Yeah.
00:34:48That's maybe
00:34:48worth one millionth
00:34:50the presidential
00:34:50contract I gave her.
00:34:57You gave her
00:34:58the presidential
00:34:59contract?
00:35:00I certainly did.
00:35:01In fact,
00:35:02Marissa,
00:35:03you and your
00:35:04dimwit brother
00:35:05only have everything
00:35:06you have
00:35:07all thanks to me.
00:35:13I think she's
00:35:14losing it, bro.
00:35:15That breakup
00:35:15must have hit
00:35:16her hard.
00:35:18You two
00:35:18are the ungrateful
00:35:20cheating scum
00:35:21here.
00:35:21My granddaughter
00:35:23supported you
00:35:24and your entire
00:35:25family for three
00:35:26years while you
00:35:27were gone.
00:35:28How dare you
00:35:29insult her?
00:35:31It's okay,
00:35:32Grandma.
00:35:32Let's not stoop
00:35:33to that level.
00:35:35Poor Edna.
00:35:36She still doesn't
00:35:37know what you're
00:35:37doing out there
00:35:38on the streets,
00:35:38huh?
00:35:39What is he
00:35:40talking about,
00:35:40Jersey?
00:35:41Show her,
00:35:42Bob.
00:35:47This is how
00:35:48embarrassingly useless
00:35:49your granddaughter
00:35:50is.
00:35:50She didn't purchase
00:35:51this house on her
00:35:52own.
00:35:52She was begging
00:35:53on the street
00:35:54for money.
00:35:56I can't be caught
00:35:57with a piss-poor
00:35:58nobody like you.
00:35:59Even if you got
00:36:00no game,
00:36:01I got street crit
00:36:02I got off-keep.
00:36:03You dig?
00:36:04The word you're
00:36:04looking for is
00:36:05dignity.
00:36:06And you're
00:36:07one to speak,
00:36:08cheater.
00:36:10Is this true,
00:36:11Trixie?
00:36:15I've been
00:36:15broadening my
00:36:16horizons,
00:36:17Grandma.
00:36:17I want to see
00:36:18how regular,
00:36:19everyday people
00:36:20live so that
00:36:21I can help them.
00:36:22Of course,
00:36:23those without
00:36:24substance underneath
00:36:25would never
00:36:26understand that.
00:36:27What is that
00:36:28supposed to mean?
00:36:28It means
00:36:29the new girlfriend
00:36:30you think is an
00:36:31upgrade is actually
00:36:32a downgrade.
00:36:37enough bullshitting
00:36:38already.
00:36:39Just sign the damn
00:36:39papers and we can
00:36:40each get on with
00:36:40our lives.
00:36:54At your wedding,
00:36:55I will.
00:36:56What?
00:36:57If you won't do good
00:36:58by me of breaking
00:36:59things off before
00:37:00two-timing me with
00:37:01my best friend,
00:37:03why should I do
00:37:03good by you?
00:37:05I'll give you my
00:37:06John Hancock at
00:37:07your wedding as
00:37:08a charity to you.
00:37:10Fucking bitch!
00:37:11You better keep
00:37:12your word.
00:37:13Oh, that's rich.
00:37:15After tomorrow,
00:37:16you will never feel
00:37:16so rich ever again.
00:37:18Do remember that.
00:37:25Trixie,
00:37:27Marissa's a
00:37:27millionaire now.
00:37:29They'll destroy you
00:37:30if you show even
00:37:31so much as a hair
00:37:32at their wedding.
00:37:33Grandma,
00:37:34I have to confess
00:37:35something to you.
00:37:36I've secretly amassed
00:37:38a fortune worth
00:37:39trillions.
00:37:40Trillions?
00:37:43That would make you
00:37:44the richest person
00:37:46on the planet.
00:37:47It's because of
00:37:48the healing hands
00:37:49I inherited from
00:37:50Asseplius,
00:37:51the god of healing.
00:37:53I've saved several
00:37:54world leaders
00:37:55with these hands.
00:37:56That's how I was
00:37:57able to give Marissa
00:37:58the presidential
00:37:58contract and become
00:38:00the goddess healer.
00:38:01It makes me angrier
00:38:02hearing her name
00:38:04knowing how she
00:38:04betrayed you.
00:38:05But please,
00:38:07Trixie dear,
00:38:08I know it must
00:38:09have broken your
00:38:10heart, but
00:38:11embellishing your
00:38:12worth and who you
00:38:13are, it will only
00:38:15delay the healing
00:38:16process.
00:38:17You don't have to
00:38:18believe me just yet
00:38:19after we lost
00:38:20mom and dad
00:38:21because we didn't
00:38:22have the money
00:38:22for their medical
00:38:23bills.
00:38:24I vowed that I
00:38:26would do everything
00:38:26I can to serve
00:38:27those in need.
00:38:29That's why I'm
00:38:30taking everything
00:38:30back from Butch
00:38:31and I'm giving it
00:38:32back to charity.
00:38:33You've always had
00:38:34an angel's heart.
00:38:35I'm certain you
00:38:36will meet someone
00:38:37who will treat you
00:38:38right, who
00:38:39actually deserves
00:38:40you.
00:38:41You will see
00:38:42tomorrow, Grandma.
00:38:45Oh, yeah.
00:38:47You're stuck.
00:38:51You said Trixie's
00:38:52crashing at my wedding?
00:38:53She was bullying
00:38:54us too, Sasa.
00:38:55She's probably
00:38:56trying to extort you
00:38:57now that she knows
00:38:58you're rich as fuck.
00:39:00When nobody
00:39:01steps on Snake,
00:39:02Snake bites back
00:39:04hard.
00:39:04So let her come
00:39:05and embarrass herself.
00:39:07Yeah.
00:39:07you mean
00:39:10we broadcast
00:39:12that video of you?
00:39:16Yes.
00:39:17Her cavewoman
00:39:17staked the 19th
00:39:18century tin can.
00:39:20She'll prop me up
00:39:21higher on my pedestal
00:39:22and the whole world
00:39:22sees her in her
00:39:23homeless mess
00:39:24against my
00:39:25presidential glow-up.
00:39:26Let's turn this
00:39:27party into her
00:39:28funeral.
00:39:29No.
00:39:35There he is.
00:39:38Welcome home,
00:39:39brother.
00:39:40Welcome home,
00:39:41General!
00:39:44Sir,
00:39:45the homeless woman
00:39:46who saved you,
00:39:46Miss Trixie,
00:39:47this is the file
00:39:48of her ex,
00:39:49Butch Tanner.
00:39:49He served with
00:39:50your regiment
00:39:50in the Marines.
00:39:51You mean the
00:39:52Butch Tanner
00:39:52that can barely
00:39:53carry supplies?
00:39:54Well, she's been
00:39:54providing for him
00:39:55and his entire
00:39:56family while he's
00:39:57been deployed
00:39:57overseas, sir.
00:39:58So she waited
00:39:59for him for years
00:40:00and then he
00:40:00betrayed her?
00:40:01Fucking coward.
00:40:02According to
00:40:03Intel, she's planning
00:40:03to bring it down
00:40:04on them at their
00:40:05wedding.
00:40:05Then we should
00:40:06join her.
00:40:07Men, I'm only
00:40:09alive today
00:40:09because of that
00:40:10virtuous woman
00:40:11and her incredible
00:40:12power that saved
00:40:13my life.
00:40:13So she needs
00:40:14our support.
00:40:15Will you join me
00:40:15in protecting her?
00:40:16Yes, sir!
00:40:17We will allow
00:40:18our lives to protect
00:40:19her, sir!
00:40:20And let's roll.
00:40:36welcome, everyone, to my
00:40:38wedding.
00:40:39Today is a very special
00:40:40day for me and Butch.
00:40:41Not only are we getting
00:40:42married, but in just one
00:40:43hour, my company will be
00:40:44receiving the
00:40:45presidential contract,
00:40:46allowing my biomedical
00:40:47company to go public.
00:40:53Congratulations on the
00:40:54contract once again,
00:40:55Mrs. Wakeham.
00:40:56Stowe, butch is taking
00:40:57my last name.
00:40:59Oh, and please don't be
00:41:00so uptight, Secretary
00:41:01Cho.
00:41:02You are the secretary
00:41:03of the entire U.S.
00:41:04Health Department, but
00:41:05this is a partay after all.
00:41:07I see some of the most
00:41:08important people in the
00:41:09nation have also arrived
00:41:11to celebrate you.
00:41:13The U.S.
00:41:15president will also be
00:41:16arriving soon to give
00:41:17you the contract or
00:41:19sell.
00:41:19It's an honor.
00:41:20And that's why Sasa is
00:41:22the best wife a man could
00:41:23ever dream of.
00:41:25We will make sure the
00:41:27crowd is entertained
00:41:28tonight.
00:41:28We'll let the wedding
00:41:29begin.
00:41:32Not so fast.
00:41:33The party doesn't start
00:41:35until I say it does.
00:41:37I don't think it's
00:41:38going to be a good
00:41:39job.
00:41:40I don't think it's
00:41:40going to be a good
00:41:40I don't think it's
00:41:58You two really are a
00:41:59match made in hell.
00:42:01So I've come to save
00:42:02your guests from this
00:42:03oncoming train wreck.
00:42:04I don't recognize it
00:42:05from any of our elite
00:42:06circles.
00:42:07Who is she?
00:42:08This is our
00:42:09entertainment for
00:42:10tonight, sir.
00:42:11Just watch.
00:42:15Trixie, what are you
00:42:15doing here?
00:42:16This isn't the homeless
00:42:17shelter.
00:42:18You lost.
00:42:18I bet she's here to
00:42:19bum a meal off us.
00:42:20You know, being this
00:42:22poor.
00:42:24Me, bum a meal.
00:42:26Have you forgotten
00:42:27that it was I who
00:42:28bankrolled you two for
00:42:29the last three years?
00:42:30And what evidence do
00:42:31you have of that?
00:42:32Look at me, then go
00:42:33look at yourself in the
00:42:34mirror.
00:42:34I'm a millionaire
00:42:36CEO.
00:42:37Even the first woman
00:42:38president will be here
00:42:39any second on to
00:42:40congratulate me.
00:42:40And you're nothing
00:42:41but a washed up
00:42:42sewer rat.
00:42:44Sasa, she's like
00:42:45so obsessed with me.
00:42:46She loves me.
00:42:48See, everyone?
00:42:50Butch already cut ties
00:42:51with his ex, but she's
00:42:52so shameless and
00:42:54desperate that she'd
00:42:55still show up to my
00:42:56wedding to suck up to
00:42:57me.
00:42:58This is what poor sad
00:42:59girls do.
00:43:00They beg for scraps
00:43:02from us, the rich and
00:43:04glorious.
00:43:05Projecting much,
00:43:06Marissa?
00:43:06You might feel all high
00:43:07and mighty now, but
00:43:09don't bite the hand
00:43:09that feeds you.
00:43:11Especially when I'm the
00:43:12one who's giving you
00:43:12the contract.
00:43:19You giving me the
00:43:20contract?
00:43:21You have no skills,
00:43:23no education,
00:43:24no connection,
00:43:25so how could you
00:43:26possibly have a pool
00:43:27to get the U.S.
00:43:28fucking president
00:43:29to give me a
00:43:30billion dollar contract?
00:43:31We both share humble
00:43:33beginnings, Marissa.
00:43:34And I saw potential in
00:43:35you.
00:43:36Even trusted you as my
00:43:37best friend.
00:43:38But I recognize now
00:43:39that greed has poisoned
00:43:41you.
00:43:42Don't be all sore now
00:43:43just because I stole
00:43:44your man.
00:43:45This is what us rich
00:43:46girls do.
00:43:47They steal from
00:43:48lame spinsters for fun.
00:43:50Damn right.
00:43:51You were too
00:43:53embarrassing for me.
00:43:55Sasa tramples you
00:43:56any day.
00:43:56I can say that now
00:43:58that I'm marrying the
00:43:58rich.
00:43:59Bravo.
00:44:01Self-admission of a
00:44:02gold digger.
00:44:02Quick, somebody put
00:44:04that on a memoir.
00:44:04Sasa, she's
00:44:05embarrassing me in
00:44:06front of everyone.
00:44:07You make her sup.
00:44:08Don't listen to her
00:44:08everyone.
00:44:09She's the gold
00:44:10digging, blood
00:44:11sucking leech.
00:44:12I don't even have
00:44:13to lift a finger
00:44:14and you're already
00:44:14embarrassing yourself
00:44:15in front of everyone
00:44:16for me, butch.
00:44:19You may look and
00:44:20sound like a man,
00:44:21but you're nothing
00:44:22but a pathetic
00:44:22coward.
00:44:23Okay, enough.
00:44:24You know what I
00:44:25always couldn't stand
00:44:25about you?
00:44:26Your moral posturing.
00:44:28But guess what?
00:44:30Morals are just lies
00:44:31to make you lame
00:44:32girls feel better
00:44:32about yourselves.
00:44:33That's why no man
00:44:34will choose you
00:44:35over Marissa Trixie.
00:44:37Because I've got
00:44:37the material goods
00:44:39and you're just
00:44:40all empty talk.
00:44:41I'm not here
00:44:41to request to be
00:44:42chosen because I'm
00:44:44the one who's
00:44:44doing the choosing.
00:44:47See this?
00:45:05The one that's supposed
00:45:07to make us all
00:45:07rich as fuck?
00:45:08No, absolutely not.
00:45:10I don't believe it.
00:45:12You all sound so scared
00:45:13already.
00:45:14Don't worry.
00:45:15This isn't that
00:45:16contract.
00:45:17It's the lease to the
00:45:18modest home you try
00:45:19to swindle from me.
00:45:23See everyone?
00:45:24She's just trying
00:45:25to bluff us.
00:45:26But you don't even
00:45:26have the guts to go
00:45:27all the way.
00:45:28Look at her
00:45:28following orders.
00:45:29I asked her to sign
00:45:30over the lease
00:45:31and here she is.
00:45:32Like a good little
00:45:34peasant slave.
00:45:35That house is worth
00:45:36all her life savings.
00:45:40You want to, uh,
00:45:42I don't know,
00:45:42beg for a little treat
00:45:43while you're at it?
00:45:46Oh!
00:45:54You misunderstand me.
00:45:56I'm here to take back
00:45:57everything I've ever
00:45:58given you.
00:45:59I'm giving it to charity.
00:46:00Oh!
00:46:01Oh!
00:46:02Oh!
00:46:03Oh!
00:46:08Bro, she's gone
00:46:09cuckoo in the head.
00:46:10She thinks that just
00:46:11because she rented a
00:46:12pretty little dress she
00:46:13can pretend to be a
00:46:13deep pocket-invested
00:46:14baddie.
00:46:15You wish you had that
00:46:16kind of money to just
00:46:17toss away, Trixie.
00:46:18It's just a drop in
00:46:19the bucket for me.
00:46:20Uh, I know what
00:46:21this is.
00:46:22You've gotten
00:46:23delusional and you
00:46:24think you're Cinderella
00:46:25so you can just show
00:46:26up to a fancy party
00:46:27and some Prince Charming
00:46:29will scoop you into
00:46:29money forever?
00:46:30Well, that's not
00:46:31happening.
00:46:32Security!
00:46:33Lock the doors.
00:46:34This woman doesn't
00:46:35leave until we're
00:46:35through with her.
00:46:39This is where
00:46:40your dreams will die,
00:46:41bitch!
00:46:45We found
00:46:45Miss Trixie Lysander.
00:46:47She's being cornered
00:46:47by her ex and his
00:46:48mistress at the
00:46:49Wickham wedding
00:46:49right now.
00:46:50Butch Tanner.
00:46:51Well, he's gonna
00:46:51wish he died in battle
00:46:52after I'm done with him.
00:46:54Let's go.
00:46:59You think a few
00:46:59toy guns scare me,
00:47:01Marissa?
00:47:01I've saved plenty
00:47:02of people from
00:47:03much worse.
00:47:05including your head
00:47:06of command,
00:47:06butch.
00:47:07General Lysander
00:47:09Armstrong.
00:47:10You mean the
00:47:10legendary war hero?
00:47:12He's been in a coma
00:47:13for years after he
00:47:14saved the nation
00:47:15from a terrorist
00:47:15attack.
00:47:16You're an unskilled,
00:47:18unemployed, ugly
00:47:19leech, so how could
00:47:20you possibly have
00:47:21this magical ability
00:47:23to heal someone
00:47:24like General
00:47:24Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:26No one here's
00:47:26gonna believe you.
00:47:27Have you really cured
00:47:28the incurable general?
00:47:30Then Sasa is the
00:47:31fucking Virgin Mary.
00:47:32And she's not.
00:47:33You're just asking
00:47:35to be humiliated,
00:47:36Trixie.
00:47:37Show them,
00:47:37Butch.
00:47:39Oh my God.
00:47:41Good.
00:47:43See for yourselves,
00:47:44everyone.
00:47:45Trixie's just a
00:47:47freeloading beggar.
00:47:51She won't leave me
00:47:52and Marissa alone
00:47:53because we're rich
00:47:54as fuck now.
00:47:55I'm a major
00:47:56in the Marines.
00:47:57Sasa, she has
00:47:59a billion dollar
00:48:00biomedical contract
00:48:01with the military.
00:48:03Approved by the
00:48:04first female president
00:48:06of the United States
00:48:07herself, bitch.
00:48:08How despicable.
00:48:09She's just trying
00:48:10to leech off you
00:48:11like a parasitic
00:48:12gold digger.
00:48:13Get out of here.
00:48:14No one wants to marry you.
00:48:15No free meals
00:48:16for the poor.
00:48:17Do you see this?
00:48:18Trixie?
00:48:19This is high society.
00:48:21So you're either
00:48:22born on a silver spoon
00:48:23or you're as accomplished
00:48:24as me to be here.
00:48:26Maybe if you do
00:48:27some serious
00:48:27dick-sucking here,
00:48:29maybe someone
00:48:30will drop a couple
00:48:31bucks in your tin can.
00:48:35I already have
00:48:36everything one
00:48:36can dream of.
00:48:37But I valued
00:48:38our friendship, Marissa,
00:48:39which is why I came here
00:48:40to give you a second chance
00:48:42to see if you'd apologize
00:48:43and admit to your
00:48:44backstabbing.
00:48:45But no.
00:48:46You stooped so low
00:48:48it disgusts me.
00:48:50Nothing is more
00:48:51disgusting than you
00:48:52standing on street corners
00:48:53like a bum.
00:48:54And who knows
00:48:55if you've already
00:48:56started offering
00:48:57sexual services.
00:48:59Well then,
00:49:01why don't you get on
00:49:02your knees for me,
00:49:03Trixie?
00:49:03My brother
00:49:04will never take you back.
00:49:06No man will marry
00:49:07an embarrassment
00:49:08like you.
00:49:09But make me happy?
00:49:11And I might consider
00:49:12making you my
00:49:13personal prostitute.
00:49:25How dare you
00:49:26hit my brother?
00:49:27I'm never letting
00:49:28you leave here
00:49:28alive.
00:49:31Do something.
00:49:32Don't worry,
00:49:33my dear.
00:49:34After I'm done
00:49:34with you,
00:49:35Trixie,
00:49:35not even the
00:49:36goddess of healing
00:49:37will be able
00:49:37to save you.
00:49:39Oh,
00:49:40is that so?
00:49:42Security!
00:49:44Get down on your knees
00:49:46and give Bob
00:49:47one hell of a blowjob
00:49:48in front of everybody
00:49:49here or I'll pop
00:49:51so many holes in you
00:49:52the men here
00:49:53won't know
00:49:53which one to fuck.
00:49:54I don't need to be
00:49:55the goddess of anything
00:49:56to punish you.
00:49:57Any of the powerful
00:49:58leaders I've saved
00:49:59before could crush you
00:50:00before you even
00:50:01touch me.
00:50:02Dream on!
00:50:04You wish General
00:50:05Lysander scooped you
00:50:06off your feet,
00:50:07but you weren't good
00:50:07enough for me.
00:50:08You're definitely
00:50:09not good enough for him.
00:50:10Enough!
00:50:11You're souring my party,
00:50:13so you either
00:50:14get the fuck out
00:50:15or I'm gonna shoot you.
00:50:18On the count of three!
00:50:20I think I quite like it here.
00:50:21Two!
00:50:32Mmm.
00:50:34This wine is so delicious.
00:50:36One!
00:50:37Shoot!
00:50:40Nobody is laying a hand
00:50:42on my future wife.
00:50:50It's...
00:50:53It's...
00:51:06It's...
00:51:07Did they hurt you?
00:51:09No, I'm fine.
00:51:11But, um,
00:51:12when did I become
00:51:13your future wife?
00:51:15You saved me,
00:51:17Trixie, remember?
00:51:18I'm a man of my word.
00:51:20They're never gonna hurt you
00:51:21ever again.
00:51:22Really, it was nothing.
00:51:24I saved you
00:51:25because you're a good man,
00:51:27not because I want you
00:51:28to owe me any favors.
00:51:35I see what this is.
00:51:36You're the one
00:51:37who cheated on me,
00:51:38Trixie.
00:51:38Look at you guys
00:51:39all lovey-dove.
00:51:40Don't try to pin this on her.
00:51:42She waited for you
00:51:43for three years.
00:51:43This is the kind
00:51:44of woman of virtue
00:51:45that a man would die for.
00:51:48Virtue?
00:51:50Don't make me laugh.
00:51:52She's probably out there
00:51:53giving blowjobs for cash.
00:51:54No man
00:51:55who in a hundred-foot pole
00:51:57would want to touch her.
00:51:58She should be happy
00:51:59Bob was willing
00:52:00to give her some.
00:52:05I see her in the Marines.
00:52:08I'm a major.
00:52:09You know, look, man,
00:52:11I know Trixie is like a,
00:52:13I don't know,
00:52:14like a seven
00:52:14now that she's all cleaned up,
00:52:16but don't waste your manhood
00:52:17on that whiny,
00:52:18worthless woman like that.
00:52:20Ow!
00:52:22Ow!
00:52:23Ow!
00:52:23Ow!
00:52:25A real man
00:52:27never talks about a woman
00:52:28that way.
00:52:29You're a coward.
00:52:40We don't need
00:52:41to fight fire with fire
00:52:42to deal with the likes
00:52:43of them.
00:52:44You're very gracious,
00:52:45Trixie, you know that?
00:52:49You're only getting off
00:52:50with it because
00:52:50she's so kind,
00:52:51so you're going to
00:52:51do me the favor
00:52:52of never coming near her again.
00:52:53You understand?
00:52:54You want to fuck with me,
00:52:55you little dipshit?
00:52:56I'm a fucking major.
00:52:58You're probably lowest rank
00:52:59of the military grunts.
00:53:01I'll,
00:53:01I'll destroy you.
00:53:03Do you really not know
00:53:04who this is, Butch?
00:53:05I thought you were
00:53:06in the Marines.
00:53:07What have you been
00:53:07doing this whole time
00:53:08if you don't know
00:53:09who this war hero is?
00:53:11He was just a supply boy.
00:53:15War hero?
00:53:17Is this all part
00:53:18of your plan, Trixie?
00:53:20Poor girl.
00:53:21Did you sell your house
00:53:22to hire this actor
00:53:23so you can feel better
00:53:24about yourself?
00:53:25A woman's worth
00:53:26is tied to the man
00:53:27she marries.
00:53:27Trixie is worthless
00:53:29because that guy
00:53:30looks like a cowboy.
00:53:34A bum girl
00:53:35and a pimp.
00:53:36What a pair.
00:53:38Seems like they don't
00:53:39know who you are
00:53:39since you've been
00:53:40out of action
00:53:40for so long.
00:53:42Maybe we should try
00:53:42to pay some of some more.
00:53:44Don't you think?
00:53:46Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:55What is all this?
00:53:56Trixie, listen.
00:53:57I know that you didn't
00:53:58ask for anything
00:53:59after you saved my life.
00:54:01But I know that
00:54:02we shared a moment.
00:54:06I'm not the kind of man
00:54:07to get close to a woman
00:54:08and then just disappear.
00:54:10It's not in my nature.
00:54:12I'm like somebody else here.
00:54:15Listen, Trixie.
00:54:16I have never met a woman
00:54:20like you.
00:54:22So incredible
00:54:23and kind
00:54:24and beautiful.
00:54:25So I know
00:54:26that you're the one
00:54:27one for me.
00:54:29This guy's either nuts
00:54:31or a really,
00:54:32really good actor.
00:54:34Oscar worthy.
00:54:35Oscar worthy.
00:54:36No.
00:54:38First gift.
00:54:43Trixie, I know
00:54:44that you just lost
00:54:45your home.
00:54:46So I'm gifting you
00:54:47with your own
00:54:48new mansion.
00:54:49Worth $500 million,
00:54:51previously owned
00:54:52by Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:55Second gift.
00:54:58This contains
00:55:00all the rights
00:55:00to my entire fortune,
00:55:03which is now yours.
00:55:04Entire fortune
00:55:05from a cowboy actor?
00:55:07It must be pennies.
00:55:08They already spent
00:55:09their entire life savings
00:55:10on this clown show.
00:55:11They've got nothing left.
00:55:13Lysander,
00:55:13I really don't care
00:55:15for any of us.
00:55:15No, look,
00:55:16I know.
00:55:17I know that you are
00:55:18the farthest thing
00:55:19from a material woman.
00:55:20Okay?
00:55:21Which is exactly why
00:55:22my third gift
00:55:23is, um,
00:55:28well...
00:55:41Cleo!
00:55:43Hey!
00:55:44Oh, my God.
00:55:46You found my dog.
00:55:51Trixie, I'm just a man.
00:55:53But with you,
00:55:54it's so much more.
00:55:56Trixie Amore,
00:56:00will you marry me?
00:56:03You know I can't say
00:56:05no to this doggo.
00:56:09Yes, I will marry you.
00:56:27Go, go, power couple.
00:56:30Woo!
00:56:30Ha-ha!
00:56:31Okay, stop.
00:56:32The only power couple here
00:56:34is Butch and I.
00:56:36Let's remind everyone
00:56:38how worthless Trixie is.
00:56:41No man in their right mind
00:56:43would marry
00:56:44that embarrassing
00:56:45sack of scraps.
00:56:46Hey.
00:56:47I don't care
00:56:47if she's homeless or not,
00:56:49but I'm making
00:56:49this woman my wife,
00:56:51which means that
00:56:52she will be treated as
00:56:53and cherished as
00:56:54the most precious
00:56:55woman on Earth.
00:56:56Understand?
00:57:00You still don't realize
00:57:02that my brother
00:57:03is the most powerful
00:57:04man on Earth.
00:57:05This is General
00:57:06Lysander Armstrong.
00:57:15As if
00:57:16like the almighty
00:57:18General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:19would propose
00:57:20to a homeless prostitute
00:57:21like Trixie.
00:57:22Yes, the Armstrong family
00:57:24basically controlled
00:57:24the global stock market.
00:57:26Lysander Armstrong
00:57:27would sooner marry
00:57:28the Princess of England
00:57:29than someone from
00:57:29the lowest rank of society.
00:57:32I bet my life
00:57:33you're all just
00:57:33actors.
00:57:35Then you better
00:57:35enjoy your last breath.
00:57:37Come on, Lysander.
00:57:38What are we waiting for?
00:57:38Let's show them
00:57:39what we can do
00:57:39and get revenge for Trixie.
00:57:40What can a bunch
00:57:41of piss poor people
00:57:42do to us,
00:57:43the elites?
00:57:44Infect us with
00:57:45your poor people bad luck?
00:57:46She wishes
00:57:47she could blame
00:57:48her low status
00:57:49on bad luck.
00:57:50Truth is,
00:57:50she's just a useless,
00:57:52lazy bitchin' bum.
00:57:54She's utterly
00:57:55unmarriable.
00:57:58I can dispose of them
00:58:00in other means
00:58:01if you don't prefer violence.
00:58:03I'd handle them myself,
00:58:04but
00:58:07I'll let you do
00:58:07all the heavy lifting.
00:58:09Go ahead, Lysander.
00:58:17Yes, hello,
00:58:18this is Lysander.
00:58:18Please
00:58:19bankrupt
00:58:20Marissa Wickham for me.
00:58:22Oh my gosh,
00:58:23I'm so scared.
00:58:25Anyone these days
00:58:26could call anyone
00:58:27and pretend
00:58:27to be on the phone.
00:58:34Uh, hello?
00:58:36Yes.
00:58:39What?
00:58:44I'm going bankrupt!
00:58:55Are you sure that was
00:58:56the call, Sasa?
00:58:58That was a real call?
00:58:59People don't just
00:59:00suddenly go bankrupt
00:59:00like that.
00:59:01My company's dead.
00:59:02It's evaporated.
00:59:04It's in thin air.
00:59:08That's impossible.
00:59:10Who are you?
00:59:11What did you do?
00:59:13Secretary Cho,
00:59:14you said you're
00:59:15the Secretary of Health,
00:59:16right?
00:59:16And you yourself
00:59:17said that the Armstrong family
00:59:18owns the entire
00:59:19global stock market.
00:59:20Could that be
00:59:21how they bankrupted
00:59:22Miss Wickham?
00:59:23Then that means...
00:59:26You're
00:59:27really Lysander Armstrong,
00:59:30the richest
00:59:30and most powerful man
00:59:32country?
00:59:33Trixie's married
00:59:34the famed
00:59:35war hero,
00:59:37the man every girl
00:59:37wants and every man
00:59:38wants to be.
00:59:41Now you believe me?
00:59:42Those who do bad
00:59:43will always end up
00:59:44losing everything.
00:59:46There's got to be
00:59:47some trick to this.
00:59:48You guys are just
00:59:49bums trying to
00:59:49extort money from us.
00:59:51Sasa.
00:59:52Sasa.
00:59:53Sasa.
00:59:54Sasa.
00:59:59I know why
01:00:01you're all over Trixie.
01:00:02Because you've been
01:00:03in the military
01:00:03for so long,
01:00:04you don't know
01:00:04what a real woman
01:00:05can do for you.
01:00:07Let me take you
01:00:08to my wedding chamber
01:00:09and I'll show you
01:00:09a good time.
01:00:12Do you want to
01:00:13hug your hands for me
01:00:14or I'll have them
01:00:15removed for you?
01:00:16Ah!
01:00:17Ah!
01:00:18Ah!
01:00:20I would never
01:00:21be interested in a woman
01:00:22who's as vile
01:00:23and cruel
01:00:24and wicked
01:00:25as you are.
01:00:26Guess the cheater
01:00:27gets cheated on
01:00:28eventually.
01:00:31Sasa was just
01:00:32trying to save
01:00:32the company.
01:00:34I don't blame her
01:00:35at all.
01:00:35Your double standards
01:00:36are incredible.
01:00:37Okay, you don't
01:00:38want me.
01:00:39Fine.
01:00:40But there's plenty
01:00:41of other efficiency.
01:00:42I can give you
01:00:42a room full of
01:00:43pageant winners
01:00:44at 18 years old.
01:00:46Rush for the taking.
01:00:54I did that
01:00:54so you wouldn't
01:00:55have to,
01:00:56Miss Trixie.
01:00:57Thank you, Devin.
01:00:59Marissa,
01:01:00not only have you
01:01:01backstabbed me,
01:01:02your best friend,
01:01:04by stealing my fiancé,
01:01:06but now you'd sell
01:01:07out other innocent
01:01:08girls just to get
01:01:08your company back?
01:01:10You're an insult
01:01:10to all good women
01:01:11out there.
01:01:12No, to all of humanity.
01:01:13So now,
01:01:14everything that I've
01:01:15ever given you to,
01:01:17I'm taking it all back.
01:01:20Wait!
01:01:21Everyone,
01:01:22stop!
01:01:25They're imposters.
01:01:30I just got off
01:01:31the phone with
01:01:32the president
01:01:32and she said
01:01:32your contract
01:01:33is not getting
01:01:34cancelled
01:01:34because it was
01:01:35assigned by
01:01:36the goddess
01:01:36healer herself.
01:01:37So we won't
01:01:38go bankrupt?
01:01:40The goddess
01:01:40healer?
01:01:41You mean the
01:01:42eccentric and highly
01:01:43elusive sage
01:01:43in the field of
01:01:44medicine approved
01:01:45of my biomedical
01:01:46products?
01:01:47Yes, that's
01:01:48the highest honor
01:01:49anyone can have
01:01:50in the field
01:01:50of health and
01:01:51medicine.
01:01:51The goddess
01:01:52healer's motto
01:01:53is the right
01:01:54rewrites the wrong,
01:01:55the left
01:01:56leave the wrong
01:01:57bereft.
01:01:58That means
01:01:59she's rewarding
01:02:00me.
01:02:00The president
01:02:01would never
01:02:02let your company
01:02:03go bankrupt.
01:02:04In fact,
01:02:04she's on her
01:02:05way now.
01:02:08So you're
01:02:08telling me
01:02:09this dashingly
01:02:10handsome motherfucker
01:02:11over here
01:02:12isn't Lysander
01:02:13Armstrong?
01:02:14Who the fuck
01:02:14cares who he is?
01:02:15If the president
01:02:16and the goddess
01:02:17healer approves
01:02:18of my products,
01:02:19who cares about
01:02:20this washed up
01:02:20war hero?
01:02:21We can break
01:02:22his legs,
01:02:22break his arms,
01:02:23no one would
01:02:23even bat an eye.
01:02:24She even gave
01:02:25us explicit
01:02:26permission to
01:02:26call upon
01:02:27secret services.
01:02:28FBI!
01:02:29FBI!
01:02:31You're under
01:02:32arrest for
01:02:32fraudulent claims
01:02:33and identity theft.
01:02:36Gotcha.
01:02:41Guess I still
01:02:42get the last laugh,
01:02:43Trixie.
01:02:44No, don't
01:02:44arrest her!
01:02:46Trixie is a
01:02:47good person.
01:02:48Please,
01:02:48officer,
01:02:49don't arrest her!
01:02:50Grandma,
01:02:51Mr. Rogers,
01:02:52Mrs. Williams,
01:02:52what are you
01:02:53all doing here?
01:02:54The neighbors
01:02:55heard about
01:02:55the breakup
01:02:55between you
01:02:56and Butch.
01:02:57We were worried,
01:02:58so we came
01:02:59here to back
01:02:59you up.
01:03:00Listen,
01:03:01officer,
01:03:02I can attest
01:03:02that Trixie Amoria
01:03:03is a good
01:03:04neighbor.
01:03:05She's very
01:03:05kind-hearted
01:03:06and would
01:03:06never break
01:03:07the law.
01:03:08Yes,
01:03:08and one time
01:03:09when my daughter
01:03:09needed university
01:03:11tuition,
01:03:12Trixie gave
01:03:12her everything
01:03:13she had
01:03:13just to help
01:03:14her out.
01:03:15She also
01:03:15paid for
01:03:16my recent
01:03:16heart surgery
01:03:17as well.
01:03:18My fiance
01:03:19really is
01:03:20an incredible
01:03:20woman.
01:03:21She's an
01:03:22angel
01:03:22descended
01:03:23from heaven.
01:03:28You must
01:03:29be the
01:03:29criminal
01:03:29pretending
01:03:30to be
01:03:30General
01:03:30Lysander
01:03:31Armstrong.
01:03:32My brother
01:03:33is not
01:03:33a criminal.
01:03:34He's a
01:03:35war hero
01:03:35who single-handedly
01:03:36saved this
01:03:37country from
01:03:37a terrorist
01:03:37attack.
01:03:38Without
01:03:39him,
01:03:39this whole
01:03:39country
01:03:39would have
01:03:40been bombed
01:03:40to ash.
01:03:41And that's
01:03:42why it's
01:03:42twice the
01:03:43crime
01:03:43for stealing
01:03:44his identity.
01:03:45General
01:03:45Lysander
01:03:46Armstrong
01:03:46only fell
01:03:47into a
01:03:47coma
01:03:47because of
01:03:48the fight
01:03:48with the
01:03:48terrorist.
01:03:49And we've
01:03:49received no
01:03:50word that
01:03:50he's woken
01:03:50up yet,
01:03:51so this
01:03:52must be
01:03:52an
01:03:52imposter.
01:03:54I can
01:03:55tell that
01:03:55this whole
01:03:55dilemma
01:03:56with my
01:03:56identity
01:03:56is causing
01:03:57you a lot
01:03:57of trouble.
01:03:58I promise
01:03:59I'll get
01:03:59it resolved
01:03:59and we
01:04:00can focus
01:04:00on taking
01:04:01down your
01:04:01scumbag
01:04:02ex.
01:04:04If you
01:04:04want to
01:04:05arrest
01:04:05me,
01:04:05fine.
01:04:07But don't
01:04:07fuck with
01:04:08my fiance.
01:04:09You don't
01:04:09get to
01:04:09decide,
01:04:10punk.
01:04:10Let's
01:04:11go!
01:04:34get him!
01:04:35If you
01:04:35can.
01:04:58get him!
01:05:27Is that enough pain, or do you want more?
01:05:37Legend is written all over you, Leicenander.
01:05:42Grandma, meet my new fiancé.
01:05:48Wow, your new fiancé?
01:05:50He's so manly, much better than your last one.
01:05:54I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:57It's Butch's loss.
01:05:59Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:06:01She's like a shining star in the sky, and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:06:07Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:06:09I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?
01:06:12Drown out the poor!
01:06:13Drown out the poor!
01:06:15Drown out the poor!
01:06:18Drown out the poor!
01:06:19Drown out the poor!
01:06:20See, Trixie?
01:06:22You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:24You can't compete against me even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:27We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:30So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:35Let them eat cake!
01:06:46You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:48Grab what you can't, fam.
01:06:49Attack!
01:07:06You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:15What the fuck was that?
01:07:17I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:19I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:29Dammit!
01:07:29Dammit!
01:07:30Dammit!
01:07:32You forgot I had a gun, too?
01:07:35That'll cheat you from messing with the Wickhams.
01:07:37Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:39We're cornered.
01:07:40I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:42Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:45I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:48They will be punished.
01:07:52Now hold still for me.
01:07:57Wright rewrites the world.
01:08:08Holy fuck!
01:08:10Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:11By chanting the Goddess Healer's chant?
01:08:13Is she the Goddess Healer?
01:08:19I'm all better now.
01:08:20Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:22See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:25No.
01:08:26Please.
01:08:27I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:29Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:30Sure.
01:08:32You hear that?
01:08:33She's just some average homeless girl in the streets.
01:08:36She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:39While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:08:43Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent, too.
01:08:48I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:51And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:53God?
01:08:55Wrong.
01:08:56But you're close.
01:08:58Bullshit!
01:08:59I'm gonna show you how the elite can travel in your little lives.
01:09:04You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:09:06Then let's see you try.
01:09:07Charge!
01:09:08Charge!
01:09:17The hell is this?
01:09:19This is the line between life and death.
01:09:23Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:26I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:31You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:33What if it's a trap?
01:09:34That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:36We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:37She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:40Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:43I will.
01:09:47Left leaves the wrong arrest.
01:09:56I'm fine.
01:09:57Nothing happened.
01:09:58You'll see soon enough.
01:10:00Oh, please.
01:10:01I really wanna die.
01:10:02And do you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:05I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:10:07Whoops!
01:10:08Just frosted again.
01:10:10Whoops!
01:10:10And again.
01:10:12Nothing's happening.
01:10:14Stop!
01:10:15Stop!
01:10:17Stop!
01:10:20Stop!
01:10:21Stop!
01:10:24No!
01:10:25No!
01:10:26Hey.
01:10:27What did you do to my brother?
01:10:29I didn't do anything.
01:10:31Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:34I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:36If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:39Come on.
01:10:41Major.
01:10:42Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:10:43How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:45See, this must be an illusion.
01:10:50Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:53Will somebody take my brother to the hospital?
01:10:55Please!
01:11:02You're so sore I wouldn't marry you.
01:11:04You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:11:05Oh, please.
01:11:06You hurt us first.
01:11:08At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:11:11But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:16Marissa, thanks for taking this little life from me.
01:11:20You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:23You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:28When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:34Don't touch my wife.
01:11:37And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:43You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:11:45But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:49That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:53Oh, really?
01:11:54Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:57You've got nothing on me.
01:12:03Yes.
01:12:04Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:12:10Goddess!
01:12:11Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:14Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:19Get the VP.
01:12:20We're leaving now.
01:12:24Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:28God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:31I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:34You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:36A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:39Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:41I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:43Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:47You hear that, everyone?
01:12:48There is no way low-life Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:54She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention, so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:13:00No.
01:13:01My granddaughter would never do that.
01:13:03Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the Goddess Healer can do that.
01:13:08Is Trixie really the Goddess Healer?
01:13:13Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong, and now you, Trixie, are
01:13:24pretending to be the Goddess Healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:27Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:32I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:35You can only dream of what you can never have, while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:41Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:45It ain't working.
01:13:46You can't just fake the...
01:13:50Yeah, but Goddess Healing power is legendary. It's like real magic.
01:13:55Trixie, you're an angel, but the Goddess Healing is beyond your imagination.
01:14:00And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:08No. Trixie, look. I believe you. You saved me. Whether you're a Goddess or not, you did that. No matter
01:14:18what happens, you are a Goddess to me.
01:14:21We'll riot against you now.
01:14:23Tear her apart!
01:14:24Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart!
01:14:31The Vice President arrives!
01:14:33Tear her apart! Tear her apart!
01:14:47Who dare cause ruckus in here?
01:14:53Your General Lysander Armstrong...
01:14:56Wait. What?
01:14:58He's actually General... Lysander Armstrong?
01:15:01No, no, we've been through this already once, okay?
01:15:04Right, Secretary Cho?
01:15:06This actor Trixie Hire pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me.
01:15:11But you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:16Yes, we all thought he was a fraud.
01:15:18What I mean is, you're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong.
01:15:24And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:27The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell.
01:15:31And now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the President?
01:15:35He is the General.
01:15:37Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:39Did you hear that?
01:15:41Even the Vice President knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:15:45So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:15:48We got the VP and the President.
01:15:50On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:55I told you.
01:15:56Now punish them, Vice President Langley. This is treason!
01:15:59Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:16:08Hurry!
01:16:09The Goddess Healer needs us.
01:16:13You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:15My brother is a war hero.
01:16:17He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:16:20He was in a coma for two years.
01:16:22If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...
01:16:23Enough!
01:16:24You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family.
01:16:28Not just your brother.
01:16:30Yeah.
01:16:31It's okay.
01:16:33Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:36I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiancée's life.
01:16:41And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:43I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:16:49I truly saved a good man.
01:16:56I will not let you bring ruin to my fiancée.
01:16:59And what can you do about it?
01:17:01Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:17:04My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:17:08Let's try it out on them.
01:17:12Hold on, Mr. Vice President.
01:17:13There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:15Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:18Despicable!
01:17:18What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:17:24Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:28Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:33Oh!
01:17:42Shoot!
01:17:43Wait, that's the President.
01:17:57No!
01:17:57Hey, idiots!
01:18:00Oh my gosh!
01:18:02Oh my gosh!
01:18:07I'm so sorry, Madam President!
01:18:09That was...
01:18:10They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:18:14What is this?
01:18:15Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military.
01:18:19This is a war crime.
01:18:21These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:23You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:25I can shoot whoever I want.
01:18:26I have the presidential contract.
01:18:28With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:30And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:34What are you doing?
01:18:36Reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late!
01:18:39That is easy.
01:18:40There's no need.
01:18:42I'll save everyone.
01:18:57It's raining gold!
01:19:01What's happening?
01:19:02Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:19:04It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:19:07She...
01:19:08She...
01:19:08She is...
01:19:10She is a criminal!
01:19:12Don't worry, Madam President.
01:19:13We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:15I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:19:17Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:19:20What are you talking about?
01:19:22The President literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:19:35This contract?
01:19:36Yeah!
01:19:37Yes!
01:19:38Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:56My contract, you bitch!
01:19:59And that's not all.
01:20:12This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:20:15There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:20:18Don't you realize?
01:20:19Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:23You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:26Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:28And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:31So prepare yourself.
01:20:32Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:35What are you going to do?
01:20:37The President is here and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:43You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:47Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:50So what's your final decision?
01:20:54I'll...
01:20:54She's going to give me my billion dollar...
01:21:02I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:21:09Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:21:11You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract.
01:21:14You wish, you idiot!
01:21:18I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:24I don't understand.
01:21:25I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the Goddess of Healing.
01:21:30And do you know the Goddess Healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:36You've really seen the Goddess Healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:40The one and only.
01:21:44And it's...
01:21:47Her.
01:22:03Welcome, Goddess.
01:22:15You really are the Goddess of Healing, aren't you?
01:22:17How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:21Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:25I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person.
01:22:28To help those in need.
01:22:30And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:33No, so that means...
01:22:35The billion dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:39She took it away just like that.
01:22:42That was her golden ticket.
01:22:44You were once my fiancé and best friend.
01:22:46But after everything you've done, we're officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:51No, please.
01:22:52I swear.
01:22:52I didn't know you were an actual saint.
01:22:57It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:59Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:23:00She's an amazing person.
01:23:02And you ruin that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:23:06She's going to be my wife.
01:23:07Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:16I love you.
01:23:30All her gold.
01:23:31All her clothes.
01:23:33All that could have been mine.
01:23:34This is all your fault.
01:23:36This is all...
01:23:37You seduced me!
01:23:39Don't help me!
01:23:40You were the one that came onto me, you himbo!
01:23:44Please, Trixie.
01:23:45Give me another chance!
01:23:47I want to be rich again!
01:23:49I'll be your slave.
01:23:51Kiss the ground you walk on!
01:23:53You've had your chance to apologize.
01:23:55But it's too late now.
01:23:57All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:24:02You two should be locked up.
01:24:03And she shall.
01:24:05For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:24:11It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:24:13I never loved you.
01:24:14It's your fault!
01:24:15I was only with you for your money.
01:24:17I didn't care.
01:24:18You were rich.
01:24:19You house and self fell.
01:24:22Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:24We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:27My platform is spreading kindness, just like you.
01:24:31I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:33That is why I saved you.
01:24:35With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:41Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:47Let's party!
01:24:49Wait, what if we just got married?
01:24:51Right now?
01:24:51Yes!
01:24:53Well...
01:24:54Woo!
01:24:56Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:25:01I do.
01:25:02I do.
01:25:03You may kiss the bride.
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