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Craving My Brothers Best Friend #FullMovie
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00:00:02You
00:00:06Open your legs up for me.
00:00:08Why?
00:00:09Like that?
00:00:11Like that.
00:00:17Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:21Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:24This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:27I only want you.
00:00:31Your mother's gonna kill me.
00:00:33But I don't care.
00:00:35You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:48That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:51my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:54and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:56In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:59Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:02In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:05It's pure tragic.
00:01:06Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:01:08but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:09So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:14Oh, shit.
00:01:15Fucking dumbass.
00:01:17Stupid.
00:01:18Stupid.
00:01:19Stupid.
00:01:21Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:23Could've been really bad.
00:01:26What?
00:01:27Oh, fuck.
00:01:28Oh, my God.
00:01:30Oh, fuck.
00:01:31No.
00:01:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:33Oh, my God.
00:01:35Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut starring him.
00:01:44All right.
00:01:45Welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:47You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:50This is awesome.
00:01:51I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:54And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:57But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:02:00But bring something.
00:02:01Not so fast.
00:02:03You're not staying here alone.
00:02:04I got you a roommate.
00:02:06I'm just gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:07What?
00:02:08A roommate?
00:02:09No, I'm an adult.
00:02:10I don't need a babysitter, Ron.
00:02:12No, no.
00:02:12You're a big baby.
00:02:13And you know it.
00:02:15Okay.
00:02:16Fine.
00:02:17Who is it?
00:02:36Hey, roomie.
00:02:37It's been a while.
00:02:38You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:43Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:02:45I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:47The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:52Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:55What?
00:02:56I'm sorry.
00:02:57Allie, quit drooling.
00:02:58Come on, that's gross.
00:02:59I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:03:01I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:03Uh-huh.
00:03:03Dude, you've got to start wearing a shirt.
00:03:05Put some actual pants on.
00:03:06You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:08Yeah.
00:03:09I don't care, man.
00:03:10All right.
00:03:11You're on watch duty now.
00:03:12You've got to keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:14Okay?
00:03:14And remember, most important part, row code.
00:03:16We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:19Ron.
00:03:19I don't want to sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:21Catch you later, okay?
00:03:21Fuck yeah.
00:03:22Catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:23All right, everybody.
00:03:27You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:35Hey.
00:03:36Hey.
00:03:37Reminds me.
00:03:38Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:42I don't know.
00:03:44Why don't you define weird?
00:03:46It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:54Sometimes they have files that will give you a virus if you open it, so you just don't want to
00:03:58open it.
00:03:59And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look at it.
00:04:03Yeah, right.
00:04:04A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:09That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:11Yeah.
00:04:12No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp the last, like, two weeks, so I had a signal.
00:04:18So he hasn't seen me.
00:04:19I'm safe.
00:04:20Why?
00:04:21What's on the email?
00:04:23Why?
00:04:24What's on the email?
00:04:25Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:27Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:29Nothing.
00:04:30Nothing.
00:04:31Because you know, like I am, I'm gonna be looking after you now.
00:04:33I made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should, uh, tell
00:04:38me.
00:04:39No, nothing.
00:04:40Nothing scandalous.
00:04:41I'm gonna go, actually, I have to go.
00:04:43Oh, good to see you.
00:04:48Okay.
00:04:49Deep breath.
00:04:50This is my year.
00:04:51New city.
00:04:52New school.
00:04:53I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:55And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:16What is a size 8 doing in my locker room?
00:05:19Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:21No.
00:05:24Hi.
00:05:25Um, I'm Allison.
00:05:27I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:29Sweetie.
00:05:30Cheerleaders need to be liftable.
00:05:32And more delicate.
00:05:34You know what I mean?
00:05:35Uh, but I was captain of my high school team, and I went really fast.
00:05:41Okay.
00:05:42You want a shot?
00:05:44But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:46Okay.
00:05:47Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:48Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:49If he's okay with someone your size on the sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:56Sure.
00:05:57Yeah.
00:05:57Um, where is he?
00:05:59He's in a team meeting.
00:06:01Down the hallway.
00:06:02Third door on the left.
00:06:03And just barge in.
00:06:05Be aggressive.
00:06:05He loves them.
00:06:08See you later.
00:06:14Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:17She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus.
00:06:21Brett's gonna eat her life.
00:06:28Third door.
00:06:29Meeting room.
00:06:30Show him aggression.
00:06:31I got this.
00:06:40Oh, my God.
00:06:43Oh, my God.
00:06:44Oh, my God.
00:06:44You, uh, lost, baby girl?
00:06:46Cause, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:48Hmm.
00:06:48We lost, and we still gotta start.
00:06:50Still.
00:06:54Hope you brought your meat pies, Virgin.
00:06:57No!
00:06:58No!
00:06:59No!
00:06:59Don't be shy, baby.
00:07:01Turn around.
00:07:03Whoa!
00:07:08Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:10I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:11Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:14Were you needing a salute?
00:07:15Oh.
00:07:17Back off.
00:07:20Oh.
00:07:35You looking for me?
00:07:38You looking for me?
00:07:40What do you think you're doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:43Brett?
00:07:43He's the football captain?
00:07:46Of course he is.
00:07:47Who else could it be?
00:07:49Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:52You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half naked.
00:07:55Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:57The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:08:01Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:03I am the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:07Oh, my God.
00:08:08It's all right.
00:08:09Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:12Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:13You are?
00:08:14You look thirsty.
00:08:22Hey, well, great.
00:08:23Well, you guys are going to be running lapsing, you fucking puke.
00:08:25Put it down!
00:08:30What's that?
00:08:32Let's get you out of here.
00:08:33I don't want to see you like this.
00:08:34It's okay.
00:08:34I can just go rest.
00:08:35I love you.
00:08:46I finally did it.
00:08:48The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:51I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:54And holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:57The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:03Touchdown.
00:09:05I slept.
00:09:12You guys are benched.
00:09:14It's just a joke.
00:09:15Seriously.
00:09:18The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:21Don't look.
00:09:22It's a kisser.
00:09:23In the men's shower, Alison?
00:09:25Unhinged.
00:09:26Does he kiss as good as he loves?
00:09:29Kill me now.
00:09:36What are you doing here?
00:09:38I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:40Obviously.
00:09:42Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:44Yes, it did.
00:09:46You've just been waiting.
00:09:47Yeah.
00:09:48And whose fault is that?
00:09:50I messaged you.
00:09:52Oh, crap.
00:09:53I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:55I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:58I must have missed your message.
00:10:00Sorry.
00:10:01Missed my message?
00:10:04You know, I don't think so.
00:10:05I think I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:08Why?
00:10:09Okay, come on.
00:10:10What?
00:10:11Just give it back.
00:10:12Whatever you...
00:10:12Hold on.
00:10:14You're texting Chad?
00:10:16I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:20You know, Chad is a walking STD.
00:10:21He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:22Are you into that?
00:10:23We're doing a school project together.
00:10:25Ah, a school project.
00:10:26Yes.
00:10:27You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:30Well, it's the truth.
00:10:31So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:33Hold on.
00:10:34Let me do something really quick.
00:10:35What are you doing?
00:10:36There you go.
00:10:37Chad is deleted.
00:10:39What?
00:10:39What?
00:10:39Stop!
00:10:40They're already done.
00:10:41That's not cool.
00:10:42You can't do that.
00:10:43That's not fair.
00:10:45Ah, yes it is.
00:10:46Because listen, you're my business now.
00:10:49So right now, I want you to open your phone.
00:10:52I said take your phone out.
00:10:56Cool.
00:10:57Do what?
00:10:57And I want you to pin my contact to the top.
00:11:01Yeah.
00:11:09Keep it cool, Alison.
00:11:11Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:13This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:16The car.
00:11:18The moonlit night.
00:11:19And the brooding quarterback.
00:11:21I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:25Are you sure you want me to take your attention?
00:11:28This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:31My only.
00:11:33I only have ever wanted you.
00:11:38Yes.
00:11:40But harder.
00:11:42Faster.
00:11:43I'm coming.
00:11:45Are you alright?
00:11:46Yes.
00:11:47I need a little bit of air.
00:11:48It's really hot in here.
00:11:50I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:52Ron is gonna kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:57No, I just...
00:12:05Oh my god.
00:12:07Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:09I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:13You have double XL condoms, do you see?
00:12:15There you go.
00:12:16I'll tell you what else.
00:12:17It's for grow-ups.
00:12:18Do you actually use those?
00:12:20Yeah.
00:12:21They use your prints.
00:12:23There's no way.
00:12:24That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:26What did you like to know?
00:12:32Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:35Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys' locker room.
00:12:38You kissed me back.
00:12:39You basically attacked me.
00:12:41I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:49No!
00:12:49Pathetic.
00:12:50I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:51I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:53I'm such an idiot.
00:12:55Forget I said anything.
00:12:57You know what, why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:59Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:03Excuse me?
00:13:03There's gonna be a 9 p.m. curfew.
00:13:07No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:09And you're gonna share your live location with me all the time.
00:13:11Are you insane?
00:13:13Who do you think you are?
00:13:14My father?
00:13:20I'm your roommate.
00:13:21I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:25So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:28Yeah.
00:13:29We're roommates.
00:13:31And that means we're equals.
00:13:32Mm-hmm.
00:13:33And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:36So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:40And Ron has already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to
00:13:44make sure that you're safe.
00:13:46Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:13:50Nope.
00:13:51Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:55No.
00:13:55Pro Max.
00:13:56Not when he looks like that.
00:14:00You have problem with him.
00:14:02Yeah.
00:14:03This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:07First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:09Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:13You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:15I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:16I don't control what I do.
00:14:19Yes, I do.
00:14:32Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:35Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:39Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:43Lingerie? Seriously?
00:14:45But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squad.
00:14:49I'm not letting Rita win.
00:14:52I'm your roommate.
00:14:54And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:55Since that's all he wants to be.
00:14:57A roommate.
00:14:58My brother's best friend.
00:15:00Screw him.
00:15:01I don't take orders from those.
00:15:23Oh my God.
00:15:25Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:31Look everyone.
00:15:32The strippers arrived.
00:15:34Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:41Thanks.
00:15:42At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:45You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me.
00:15:48I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:15:52Now, are we going to have some fun?
00:15:54Or is everyone just going to stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:58Turn the music up.
00:15:59Let's play a game.
00:16:15I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:25Shit.
00:16:27I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:29Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:32What's the matter?
00:16:33No guys want you?
00:16:35Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:37She's stalling.
00:16:38She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:16:41You can't get a guy?
00:16:42You dress like a hooker.
00:16:43You flash your tits and not a single man wants to claim you.
00:16:46Just give me a second.
00:16:57Hey, Allison.
00:16:58Yeah, I...
00:17:06That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:09But you're so thirsty.
00:17:11Lick it up.
00:17:16Lick it up.
00:17:25Brett?
00:17:28What's up?
00:17:29Where are you?
00:17:31I'm at Club Five.
00:17:32I, um...
00:17:33I lost a dare.
00:17:35Yeah?
00:17:36What kind of dare?
00:17:39I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:43Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:47a good idea for you to go out of time?
00:17:48Come on, Brett.
00:17:50Please, this is serious.
00:17:51Can you just come get me?
00:17:52No, Allison.
00:17:53You know what?
00:17:53You wanted to break the rules, you enjoy your night.
00:17:56Brett, please!
00:17:57He's getting...
00:18:00How dare you even think of Brett.
00:18:03He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:06You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:10I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:17Where do you think you're going?
00:18:19Grab her.
00:18:20What?
00:18:20No!
00:18:21Get off of me!
00:18:22You lost the dare.
00:18:23You pay the price.
00:18:27You need to loosen up.
00:18:29You couldn't get Brett to touch you, that's fine.
00:18:30We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:35No!
00:18:35No!
00:18:47What was that?
00:18:49Oh.
00:18:50Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:57Freeze!
00:18:58Come on, sweetheart.
00:18:59A dare is a dare.
00:19:01Stop fighting.
00:19:03I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:05Taking that V-card out of your ass.
00:19:15Please!
00:19:16Please stop!
00:19:17Please!
00:19:17Get in this!
00:19:18That's what gets used.
00:19:21Hey, asshole!
00:19:35Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:37Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:40Oh!
00:19:43Oh!
00:19:47Brett, this is a total overreaction.
00:19:50Jason and Allie were just having fun together.
00:19:53I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:19:55She's practically begging for it.
00:20:07You know, I better not see any videos of this online, or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:12And that goes for everybody.
00:20:13I don't want to see one picture and one video.
00:20:15Does everybody understand that?
00:20:19Great.
00:20:20We're going to delete them right now.
00:20:31Hey!
00:20:38Hey!
00:20:39Hey!
00:20:39What do you think you're doing?
00:20:41Huh?
00:20:41Sneaking out?
00:20:43Going to a place like this?
00:20:44What would have happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:48What did you mean back there?
00:20:53Back where?
00:20:55When you told everyone that I'm your girl.
00:21:00The literal meaning.
00:21:02I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you.
00:21:05I told Ron that I was going to protect you.
00:21:08And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:11Yeah.
00:21:12I know.
00:21:13Because I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:15Hey.
00:21:16Always causing trouble.
00:21:17Please, just put this out.
00:21:19Happy?
00:21:20Yeah.
00:21:25Well, you know what?
00:21:26I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:29Like I'm desperate?
00:21:29No, that's not true!
00:21:30I know.
00:21:31Okay, I'm a total joke.
00:21:32Bullshit!
00:21:33You're trying to impress people that don't matter, okay?
00:21:35These people are not your friends and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:38I know!
00:21:38I know!
00:21:39Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend.
00:21:41And I know that I'm a pathetic loser.
00:21:43And I know that I'm not good enough for you!
00:21:45That's not true.
00:21:48Fuck Rita.
00:21:49Fuck everybody.
00:21:51Allison, you're perfect just the way that you are.
00:21:53I don't want to be me, okay?
00:21:55I want to be liked, I want to be wanted.
00:21:57And I want someone who will answer when I call them!
00:22:00I'll always answer when you call them.
00:22:03I'll always be there.
00:22:04So what does that mean?
00:22:06What does that mean for us?
00:22:07What am I to you, Brett?
00:22:11I'm losing my mind.
00:22:12I know the rules, but look at her.
00:22:16All I can think, just this once.
00:22:20What?
00:22:23Just say it!
00:22:24Just say it!
00:22:25I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:27Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:30No.
00:22:31That's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:32That is not true.
00:22:33Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me!
00:22:36Tell me there's nothing happening right now!
00:22:38I can't.
00:22:41And you can't actually do anything about it either.
00:22:44So you know what?
00:22:45Just forget it.
00:22:47Forget I said anything!
00:22:50I'm done begging you.
00:22:52I'm done.
00:22:52No, Allison.
00:22:53Allison, stop it!
00:23:00Allison, there is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:05Why?
00:23:06Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:12It says that you have to stop.
00:23:16Please don't stop.
00:23:17Please don't stop.
00:23:38What are you doing, Ron?
00:23:40We're hurting everything.
00:23:48We're hurting everything.
00:23:51We're hurting everything.
00:23:53Yo, what's up, loser?
00:23:58Ally?
00:23:59Are you with Brett right now?
00:24:03I swear to God, guys.
00:24:04What are you doing right now?
00:24:05Talk to me.
00:24:06I think it's time to run.
00:24:10What is he doing?
00:24:11Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:19Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:21Hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:24:23Allie called me, dumbass, and I had to sign up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:28So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now, or I'm going to come over there and beat
00:24:31your ass.
00:24:32It's...
00:24:33It was an accident, okay?
00:24:34We just...
00:24:36I butt-dialed you.
00:24:37We went to the freshman party, and I was leaving, and something got in my eye.
00:24:43And so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight.
00:24:46Okay? Chill.
00:24:48Really?
00:24:49Yeah, look.
00:24:53It's really dry, okay? My eye is, like, dying.
00:24:57All right.
00:24:58Brett, if that's true, you guys got to take care to, I don't know, like an urgent care right now
00:25:02or something.
00:25:03I need you to take care of that.
00:25:04I was going to right after.
00:25:05Here. I got it, man.
00:25:08Peace.
00:25:09Bye.
00:25:12Oh, my God. That was really, really close.
00:25:16Hey, what's up?
00:25:17What's going on? We should...
00:25:18You forgot something.
00:25:20No, Allie. It's late.
00:25:21Come on. You almost kissed me.
00:25:22Hey, Allison.
00:25:25Stop.
00:25:30Quit acting so childish.
00:25:35You know, the only thing that I need to quit is you.
00:25:47All right, ladies. Physical assessments today.
00:25:51Allison, you're first.
00:25:55Go, Allison.
00:25:57Go, Allison.
00:26:08Go, Allison.
00:26:25Damn, Allison.
00:26:26I see you.
00:26:28Yeah, looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:30You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:34Shut up.
00:26:42Hey, uh...
00:26:43Hey!
00:26:44Watch it.
00:26:45What's your problem?
00:26:48Huh?
00:26:56Partner up!
00:26:58Stretching drills!
00:27:02Solo Allison?
00:27:04Let me help.
00:27:05No hands-on.
00:27:08I'm okay.
00:27:09Come on.
00:27:10It'll be fun.
00:27:11I promise.
00:27:14Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:16Uh, she's with me.
00:27:19I'm not with anyone.
00:27:22Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:25That's right.
00:27:26She doesn't need to keep her, Brett.
00:27:29Choose me.
00:27:33Walk away, Chad.
00:27:35Right now.
00:27:38Whatever, man.
00:27:39You're lost.
00:27:45What are you doing?
00:27:46What?
00:27:47Are you jealous or something?
00:27:49No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:50What was that?
00:27:51I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:53Keeping the vultures away.
00:27:54Just doing my job.
00:27:58First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:03All right, come on.
00:28:04You first.
00:28:11Let's go!
00:28:12We don't have all day!
00:28:13You ready, Ricky?
00:28:14I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:17But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:19Let's go!
00:28:20We don't have all day!
00:28:22You want to play?
00:28:24Fine.
00:28:25Let's play.
00:28:26Let's go!
00:28:29Let's go!
00:28:55We don't have all day!
00:28:56What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:59I'm not doing anything.
00:29:00Stop it.
00:29:02Stop where?
00:29:08Your turn.
00:29:21Whenever you're ready.
00:29:23She's trying to kill me.
00:29:24And it's working.
00:29:31She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:33It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:36Rob is gonna murder me.
00:29:43What the hell am I doing?
00:29:50What the hell am I doing?
00:29:52You okay, bro?
00:29:54I'm good.
00:29:55And done.
00:29:56Alison, you killed it today.
00:29:58You're gonna be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:02Really?
00:30:03Wow, thank you.
00:30:07Congratulations.
00:30:08Uh, quit flirting, you two.
00:30:19You're awfully...
00:30:32Oh my...
00:30:35It's fucking hot!
00:30:36Hot!
00:30:38Oh my god.
00:30:40Jesus.
00:30:42Um...
00:30:45Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:47Yeah, yeah, for sure.
00:30:48Here.
00:30:48Jesus, I'm so sorry.
00:30:51It's fine.
00:30:53Okay, brain bleach.
00:30:54I need brain bleach, but...
00:30:57Damn it, how do I unsee that?
00:30:59How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:02Okay, it's fine.
00:31:03Just...
00:31:03It's okay.
00:31:04Just forget it, okay?
00:31:05I'm doing laundry.
00:31:06I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:08I, um...
00:31:09Didn't...
00:31:10You know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:12And it...
00:31:13And neither are you.
00:31:14You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:16You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:18And you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:20Yeah, okay.
00:31:20I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:22Listen, I just...
00:31:24Why aren't you still here?
00:31:27Why aren't you still here?
00:31:28Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:29This is my morning routine.
00:31:30I don't know.
00:31:30It's 8.30.
00:31:32Isn't the whole tear squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for like a hair and makeup
00:31:35thing?
00:31:36What?
00:31:37Nobody told me that.
00:31:38Had...
00:31:40Oh my god, she's gonna kill me.
00:31:41Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:42This is how I'm gonna get kicked off the team.
00:31:43She's gonna...
00:31:44She's gonna kill me because I'm late for our first performance.
00:31:46Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:47It's okay.
00:31:47We're all...
00:31:48Okay.
00:32:03Get all your stuff?
00:32:04Yeah.
00:32:06Um...
00:32:06I have to go.
00:32:07Okay.
00:32:08Thanks.
00:32:09Bye.
00:32:18Bye.
00:32:18Did you just see that?
00:32:19That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:22And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:24Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:26Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:28Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:37Hey.
00:32:38Sorry, I'm late.
00:32:39I didn't know the call time was 7am.
00:32:42Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:44Late is late.
00:32:45You're just too lazy.
00:32:54Hey.
00:32:56What's your problem?
00:32:57My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:00It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:03Like I said, nobody...
00:33:07No.
00:33:08Hey!
00:33:08Stop!
00:33:10Are you crazy?
00:33:11Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:16Stop!
00:33:17You wanna fight?
00:33:19I'll give you a reason.
00:33:25Hey!
00:33:26Hey!
00:33:26What are you doing?
00:33:27What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:28Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:29This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:31Cool.
00:33:32Get out.
00:33:34Get out of here.
00:33:35All of you.
00:33:35Get out of here.
00:33:36Right now.
00:33:36Did you hear me?
00:33:37Get out!
00:33:42You okay?
00:33:44It's fine.
00:33:46I just can't go out there like this.
00:33:48So, I'm just gonna have to tell Coach that I'm sick or something.
00:33:51It's gonna be okay.
00:33:52We have enough time.
00:33:53Trust me.
00:33:57Hi.
00:33:57Hello.
00:33:58Listen, I need you to go to the school.
00:33:59And I need you to meet me in the women's locker room.
00:34:01Right now.
00:34:06Alright.
00:34:07Hey, listen.
00:34:08Use my jersey.
00:34:09Make it look better than the original.
00:34:11Alright?
00:34:35Oh, shit.
00:34:37Is that even Allison?
00:34:39Oh, shit.
00:34:52Is that even Allison?
00:34:55Yeah.
00:34:55You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did.
00:34:58It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:35:00You know, that's true.
00:35:01That's true, I am.
00:35:02Hey, are you sure it's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:06Yeah.
00:35:07You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:10Really?
00:35:12To you, as your best friend's sister.
00:35:15Of course.
00:35:17As more than just a friend's sister.
00:35:22Alright, time's ticking.
00:35:23Let's move.
00:35:25Allison, I don't know whatever this look is, but it works.
00:35:32You take center.
00:35:34Let's go.
00:35:39Okay.
00:35:40Hey, uh.
00:35:47Break the leg.
00:35:51Hold on.
00:35:56Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:03Go!
00:36:04I'm okay.
00:36:05One, two, three, go!
00:36:07Woo!
00:36:11Shout out loud!
00:36:16Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:36:18Ohh yeah!
00:36:24Oh yeah!
00:36:30Woo!
00:36:31Woo!
00:36:31Woo!
00:36:32Woo!
00:36:35Who is that girl?
00:36:37She's on fire.
00:36:38That's Allison Scott.
00:36:39I didn't know she had moves.
00:36:45Allison, you're serious.
00:36:46She's so hot.
00:36:48I mean, damn.
00:36:49I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:36:52Body in that uniform?
00:36:53Woo!
00:36:54You're getting lucky tonight.
00:36:57Stay with me.
00:36:58I don't have to.
00:36:59See, girls like that, they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:02I'm telling you right now, if you don't fuck off, the only thing that's going to be chasing you is
00:37:07my fist.
00:37:18He's on the 30-yard line.
00:37:19The 20.
00:37:21The 10.
00:37:25Touchdown!
00:37:25Matt Harrison does it again.
00:37:27State wins.
00:37:28Yes!
00:37:29Oh!
00:37:30Right here.
00:37:32Woo!
00:37:33Woo!
00:37:34Woo!
00:37:36Yes!
00:37:37Yes!
00:37:38Woo!
00:37:40Woo!
00:37:42Woo!
00:37:43Hey.
00:37:45Ow.
00:37:46Congrats on the win, Captain.
00:37:47That was really good.
00:37:49You know, it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:37:52OK.
00:37:52Shut up.
00:37:53Oh!
00:38:07Oh, my God.
00:38:09Is he actually going to kiss me?
00:38:11In front of the entire stadium?
00:38:23Now we got ourselves a good old kiss camp standoff.
00:38:26Haven't seen one of these in years.
00:38:31Come on, Allison.
00:38:32Let's give the people what they want.
00:38:34I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend.
00:38:40Oh, but I want it.
00:38:44No! No! No!
00:38:57Wait, what?
00:39:03I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:06Kiss Cam, me and Brett.
00:39:16Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:22Thanks for keeping Chad at bay.
00:39:25No problem.
00:39:33This is insane. I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister.
00:39:38But it feels so right.
00:39:40I never want it to end.
00:39:46Harrison!
00:39:52Harrison!
00:39:55Oh, shit.
00:39:55What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister and from the entire school?
00:39:59Ron, just calm down, okay? You're making a scene.
00:40:02I'm making a scene?
00:40:02Yeah.
00:40:03I'm making a scene. You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:06Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:09Are you serious right now? If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a rope.
00:40:15You're unbelievable.
00:40:17I hate you.
00:40:21Dude, I'm...
00:40:22No, no, no, no. You cut the crap.
00:40:23You tell me right now what's happening between you two.
00:40:25I promise.
00:40:26Do not bullshit me!
00:40:27Do not bullshit me!
00:40:28Absolutely nothing. I'm serious. Nothing.
00:40:31I'm fucking lying. I saw the way you kissed her. Okay?
00:40:34She is not another one of your conquests!
00:40:36I know that.
00:40:37So you stay in your lane.
00:40:39Because she is my sister and I'm warning you.
00:40:41You do not cross me. You do not!
00:40:43I promise. Dude.
00:40:45Fuck.
00:40:49Okay.
00:40:50Hey, we need to talk.
00:40:52No!
00:40:53I sound like a mom!
00:40:56This is ridiculous.
00:40:57Why am I texting him? He's literally in the next room.
00:41:00You know what?
00:41:02Just go in there.
00:41:03Just ask him.
00:41:04Hey, Brett.
00:41:05What the hell was that kiss?
00:41:07He kissed me back.
00:41:08He can't deny it this time.
00:41:10It's recorded and live streamed.
00:41:13Okay.
00:41:15Do or die.
00:41:21What are you doing?
00:41:23Getting groceries.
00:41:24What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:25I'm taking a hot bath.
00:41:27Well, I think you should do something else.
00:41:29I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:41:32She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:41:35Brett.
00:41:36What happened at the kiss cam today?
00:41:39I know you didn't hate it.
00:41:41I can't talk about the kiss cam.
00:41:44Why?
00:41:45You can't talk about the kiss cam?
00:41:47Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:48Oh, you know what?
00:41:50I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing
00:41:51because there's nothing to talk about.
00:41:54It was a kiss cam at a game, and we did it.
00:41:56Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:41:58The fun's over.
00:41:59It's finished.
00:42:00Do you understand?
00:42:04Don't you dare.
00:42:04No, don't you dare look like that.
00:42:06I'm not doing anything.
00:42:06No, no, no. That's not fair, okay?
00:42:08Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:09Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:12Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:14You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:16Yeah, I noticed you did.
00:42:17I'm not doing anything.
00:42:18Yes, you are.
00:42:20You know what, even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game.
00:42:24Because that's all this is, yeah?
00:42:26Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad.
00:42:29I had two options, you and him, and I picked wrong.
00:42:35Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:42:39Chad's a predator.
00:42:40And a loser.
00:42:41And you do deserve somebody a lot better than that, okay?
00:42:45I can't.
00:42:51Oh.
00:42:53Is he hard?
00:42:59But at least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:43:02You don't think I'd be honest?
00:43:08Oh, it's getting hot in here.
00:43:11You know.
00:43:12Biology.
00:43:14Whether it's biology or not, I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:23Allie!
00:43:24Brett!
00:43:24You guys out here?
00:43:26Fucking shit!
00:43:26What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:28You have to get out.
00:43:28I can't get out.
00:43:29If I get out, he's gonna see me with my flagpole and he's gonna kill me.
00:43:31Okay, well, yeah, he definitely can't see us like this.
00:43:33So, I...
00:43:34I'm gonna get out.
00:43:35Okay, cool.
00:43:37Allie, hey!
00:43:38Oh my god, he's telling you.
00:43:40Allie, hey!
00:43:40Just get under fit on what?
00:43:42Brett, you have to get down.
00:43:48Allie!
00:43:48Hi!
00:43:49She's not alone?
00:43:51Yeah, but I'm naked!
00:43:52Run!
00:43:53I'm naked!
00:43:53Get out!
00:43:56You're...
00:43:57You're not, though.
00:43:59Okay, well, I also have a vibe and you're ruining it, so...
00:44:03I'm sorry, I just...
00:44:04I wanted to get my charger.
00:44:05I left it out here yesterday.
00:44:06You got it, so...
00:44:07I also wanted to say that...
00:44:11I think you did a great job today.
00:44:14I mean it, you kicked ass.
00:44:15And I'm sorry that I was an asshole about it.
00:44:20Thanks.
00:44:26Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:29Seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off traumatized me.
00:44:34So I'm just wondering why you did that.
00:44:38Ron...
00:44:38I mean, it's a kiss cam.
00:44:40It's a game.
00:44:41Everyone does it.
00:44:42A game?
00:44:43I just feel like it's kind of, I don't know, a dream.
00:44:46This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life.
00:44:48Well, it was him or it was Chad.
00:44:51So, who did you want me to pick?
00:44:52That's fair.
00:44:54Chad sucks.
00:44:55Yeah.
00:44:56Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:44:57Okay.
00:44:58He's my best friend and I don't want things to be weird.
00:45:01They won't be.
00:45:05Okay.
00:45:06Thanks.
00:45:08What was that?
00:45:11What was that?
00:45:15Sorry.
00:45:15I got water in my nose.
00:45:17Okay.
00:45:17Okay.
00:45:17I'm okay.
00:45:18Don't drown.
00:45:18Okay.
00:45:19Okay?
00:45:19Have a good soak, I guess.
00:45:21Okay.
00:45:22Bye.
00:45:22Bye.
00:45:30God, the only one's gonna die.
00:45:33Good talk.
00:45:34Wait.
00:45:37I have to ask you something.
00:45:39What?
00:45:40I'm going to ask him out.
00:45:41On a date.
00:45:42Don't be the little sister, Allison.
00:45:44Be the girl he kissed.
00:45:45There's this, like, stupid event thing tomorrow.
00:45:49I was just wondering if you would want to go with me.
00:45:59We've got plans, Allie.
00:46:04Okay.
00:46:05Yeah, whatever.
00:46:05I just...
00:46:19Rhett?
00:46:23I guess we have the same plans.
00:46:30Except his are with Rita, not me.
00:46:41Look!
00:46:43The charity case is running a charity sale.
00:46:45We're just finally getting back.
00:46:45Did you know Allison hand-makes these little trinkets?
00:46:49It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts.
00:46:51I didn't know you two were coming together.
00:46:54I came by myself.
00:46:56Rhett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation.
00:46:59Daddy donated a little of his collection.
00:47:01Nothing major.
00:47:02Just some Birkin bags, some vintage Rolex watches.
00:47:06Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie.
00:47:10Huh.
00:47:11How much are you asking for this?
00:47:13Fifteen dollars.
00:47:14I made it myself.
00:47:17Fifteen dollars?
00:47:18For some plastic and twine.
00:47:19You don't have to buy it.
00:47:21It's ambitious.
00:47:23You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough.
00:47:25I'm gonna take every single one of these bracelets.
00:47:32You want to say $500 a piece?
00:47:36Are you insane?
00:47:37You actually want this garbage.
00:47:39You know, I value the artist.
00:47:40That's just how expensive something looks.
00:47:42So, $500?
00:47:43What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:45She's nothing.
00:47:46No, you're nothing.
00:47:47Especially compared to her.
00:47:48How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:53Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:54Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:54No, I'm serious.
00:47:55Don't come back to this table again.
00:48:00You know, I do think this stuff is pretty, uh...
00:48:02What are you doing?
00:48:03What do you mean?
00:48:03You can't keep doing this to me.
00:48:06You blew me off yesterday.
00:48:07And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:10You're distant with me one second and then you defend me the next.
00:48:13What do you want?
00:48:14I'm just trying to...
00:48:16No!
00:48:17Allison.
00:48:18Party at my place.
00:48:20Celebrating the big win.
00:48:21You coming?
00:48:23I don't know, um...
00:48:24You're not interested.
00:48:26She's a grown woman.
00:48:28She can speak for herself.
00:48:31So, what do you say?
00:48:34You're not going anywhere.
00:48:36And there goes the big brother act again.
00:48:39Who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:42You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:43Fine.
00:48:44Chad's my new best friend then.
00:48:46No, yeah.
00:48:47Sounds fun.
00:48:51I'll be there.
00:49:00There she is, my guest of honor.
00:49:05Damn, Allison.
00:49:06You look sexy.
00:49:07Oh.
00:49:08Thanks.
00:49:12It's a cool party.
00:49:14Yeah, you know, I threw this whole thing just for you.
00:49:17Really? For me?
00:49:19Why did you do that?
00:49:20You're single.
00:49:21I'm single.
00:49:23You need another reason?
00:49:25So, what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:29No deal.
00:49:30There's nothing happening between us.
00:49:32He's just a friend of a friend of my brother, so...
00:49:36It's his loss.
00:49:37My gain.
00:49:40Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison.
00:49:45Let's fix that.
00:49:50Yeah.
00:49:51No, why not?
00:49:52There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously.
00:49:54Maybe I should just move on.
00:49:56You ever play the Pocky Challenge?
00:49:57No. What's that?
00:49:58We each bite from one end until one of us chickens out.
00:50:18Damn it.
00:50:19Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:22Come on, Allison.
00:50:22You're already here.
00:50:34Fine.
00:50:36But I play to win.
00:50:42Aki, check it out.
00:50:44Ten bucks say they kiss.
00:50:59No.
00:51:00Dude, what the fuck?
00:51:01Game's over. Let's go.
00:51:03Excuse me.
00:51:04What are you doing, huh?
00:51:04Get off of me.
00:51:05What do you think you're doing?
00:51:06You're ruining my night.
00:51:08Do you think I care that I'm ruining your night?
00:51:09What do you think Ron would think if he knew you were happy?
00:51:10Don't care.
00:51:11How about you elect your someone who gives a fuck?
00:51:13Come on.
00:51:13Okay?
00:51:14No more of these stupid games.
00:51:15You don't have to play this shit.
00:51:15I know. Let's go.
00:51:16I don't have to play these stupid games.
00:51:19I'm playing them because I want to.
00:51:22Get the fuck away from me.
00:51:33Oh my god.
00:51:34Oh shit.
00:51:43Ow!
00:51:46Hey, hey, hey.
00:51:47You okay?
00:51:48Hey.
00:51:49Hold on.
00:51:50Hold on.
00:51:50Hold on.
00:51:51Hold on.
00:51:51It's okay.
00:51:51I got you.
00:51:52I got you.
00:51:53I got you.
00:51:55I got you.
00:51:56Oh my god.
00:51:57Is she okay?
00:52:01Hey.
00:52:01Hey.
00:52:02Look at me.
00:52:03Look at me.
00:52:04Look at me.
00:52:04Hey.
00:52:05Hey.
00:52:05You okay?
00:52:06I can't.
00:52:07I can't feel it.
00:52:09I can't feel it.
00:52:09I can't feel it.
00:52:10Just try to breathe.
00:52:11All right.
00:52:11Hey.
00:52:14I'm gonna be okay.
00:52:16I'm gonna be okay.
00:52:16I'm gonna be okay.
00:52:16All right.
00:52:17It hurts.
00:52:17Let's get you in.
00:52:18Let's get you in.
00:52:19All right.
00:52:21Ready?
00:52:22Up.
00:52:23Okay.
00:52:24Yeah.
00:52:26Get out of my way.
00:52:26Move.
00:52:27Move.
00:52:29Just put me down, Fred!
00:52:31All right, here you go.
00:52:31Put you down.
00:52:33You know, you could've died, Alice.
00:52:35And Chad, I mean, my god, you have no business being around that guy, let alone being this
00:52:39close to kissing him, huh?
00:52:41Anybody who's had a brain cell would realize he's a total fucking douche bagger, right?
00:52:44That's not fair.
00:52:45What's not fair?
00:52:47What's not fair?
00:52:48What am I not understanding?
00:52:49Huh?
00:52:50What don't I understand?
00:52:51That I don't know how this works!
00:52:53Okay?
00:52:53I'm sorry.
00:52:54I'm figuring it out.
00:52:55I don't know how guys work all the time.
00:52:57You know what?
00:52:58That's fantastic.
00:52:58I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:53:01You're not any better than me.
00:53:03I'm not any better?
00:53:04What did I do?
00:53:04How am I not any better?
00:53:06What are you talking about?
00:53:07You're worse!
00:53:08I jumped in the pool.
00:53:09I saved your life.
00:53:10And now what?
00:53:10I'm an asshole?
00:53:11How am I worse?
00:53:12You're worse!
00:53:13Because you saved me when I was drowning.
00:53:15Yeah.
00:53:16Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined.
00:53:19Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone.
00:53:22Because you drove me to school when I was late!
00:53:25Yeah, I know.
00:53:25I sound like such a total jerk.
00:53:28You know, I don't understand.
00:53:33You made me fall in love with you.
00:53:37That's the worst thing.
00:53:39Don't say that.
00:53:39I did!
00:53:40I fell in love with you!
00:53:41I'm in love with you!
00:53:42Stop! Stop!
00:53:42And you're my brother's best friend!
00:53:44I know that!
00:53:45I know.
00:53:46So then why do you keep swooping in and saving me like a hero and then pushing me away?
00:53:52Am I crazy?
00:53:53Do you not feel anything?
00:53:56Because you're playing with my feelings and you can't keep doing that.
00:54:00Okay?
00:54:02I want you to tell me to stop.
00:54:05Tell me that you don't want this.
00:54:07Tell me you want me to get away from you right now.
00:54:08I'm gonna tell you to stop.
00:54:10I'm never gonna tell you to stop.
00:54:11I know.
00:54:17Fuck it.
00:54:33I've wanted to do that for so long.
00:54:43Listen, you have no idea.
00:54:45Every single time I saw you with him.
00:54:48I always just wanted to tell you that you've always been more to me.
00:54:51Than just my best friend's sister.
00:54:54Why didn't you say anything?
00:54:57I made a promise to run.
00:54:59But you know what?
00:55:06I don't give a fuck about promises anymore.
00:55:19I think about you every day, every morning, and every night.
00:55:26And every single time I close my eyes, it's you that I see.
00:55:33Every time.
00:55:39Why?
00:55:45I want you to take me.
00:55:48Right here.
00:55:50Right now.
00:56:04So what do we know?
00:56:11What do you want us to be?
00:56:14What do you want me to be?
00:56:17I want you to be mine.
00:56:21I think I already am.
00:56:26But what about Ron?
00:56:28He's gonna kill you.
00:56:30I know Ron loves you very much.
00:56:32He's very protective older brother, but I think he'll come around when he sees how much I love you.
00:56:45I don't know.
00:56:46I think we should maybe keep it a secret.
00:56:52Just for now.
00:56:54I don't want to keep it a secret.
00:56:56I know.
00:56:59I know.
00:57:00But it's just for a little until we find the right moment.
00:57:04Yeah.
00:57:06Yeah.
00:57:06I know.
00:57:07I don't want to be your way.
00:57:09We'll be secret lovers.
00:57:26thinking about you.
00:57:31Mm-hmm.
00:57:36hi captain when are you coming to pick me up i am uh currently stuck in the worst traffic ever
00:57:42right now i'm two seconds away from ditching my car and just sprinting to you oh well as much as
00:57:49i'd love to see you running to me don't my legs are killing me and i really like your car
00:57:56oh i
00:57:57know you love my car he grabs me by the waist hoisting me up putting me on the hood of
00:58:01his car
00:58:02brett stop don't read my smut i'm telling you every single word that you've ever written is etched
00:58:08into my heart into my soul betrayals kisses from my neck to my breasts gently sucking and biting holy
00:58:17shit that is literal trash but why does it sound like 50 shades of gray when he says it i
00:58:24feel so
00:58:25hot right now palms my center slowly massaging my folds are you going away ali fuck
00:58:41oh my god someone's coming um i have to go fake my own death bye i'm glad that somebody's coming
00:59:06hey are you okay you sounded sick do you need help mind your own business virgin mary
00:59:12you think just because brett took a chance on you once you're on my level now i was just trying
00:59:17to help save it for someone who gives a damn
00:59:23shoot i'm late
00:59:44brett
00:59:47that's allison's uh i found it in the bathroom if i'd known it was your little girlfriends i never
00:59:51would have touched it
01:00:09see what you're up to
01:00:12hey hey you found my bag i was looking for that thank you no problem
01:00:20attention all members of the cheerleading squad it has been brought to our attention that apparently
01:00:26someone on this squad is using illegal drugs i strongly suggest whoever's responsible to come
01:00:32forward now otherwise will be forced to contact the campus police for a thorough search well i think
01:00:40we all know someone who would do anything to stop being the fat friend right i'm sorry but i just
01:00:45saw you throwing up in the bathroom like 10 minutes excuse me i was fixing my makeup sounded like you
01:00:50were retching and i asked you if you were look at this this is perfection it's every girl's dream i
01:00:56don't need shortcuts and we all know someone who could lose a little weight i mean after all who came
01:01:00in with zero athletic ability and suddenly has endless energy search me i have nothing to hide
01:01:10your turn scott
01:01:11sure but i
01:01:14rita
01:01:16jackpot
01:01:17well well well
01:01:19look who needs drugs to keep up with the real athletes
01:01:22i knew it
01:01:23no one gets that good that quick without cheating
01:01:27allison
01:01:27performance enhancing substances are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad
01:01:32coach i promise you i've never seen those before okay those those aren't mine
01:01:36right
01:01:37a cheater and a liar
01:01:39coach please listen to me
01:01:41i've never seen those i don't know what they are i
01:01:44lying
01:01:45it's the only way a cow like her could ever compete with us
01:01:48they're mine
01:01:49yeah those are actually uh my uh vitamins
01:01:52did you forget i asked you to hold on to my vitamins this morning
01:01:55yeah sorry i should have uh labeled them or something
01:01:58he's right they're just vitamins
01:02:00no they aren't
01:02:01uh miss russo how is it that you come to possess such extensive knowledge of these banned substances
01:02:07i just
01:02:09they look suspicious
01:02:11well we were just worried about the integrity of the team
01:02:14yeah we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate
01:02:16that's enough
01:02:18all i see here are three bullies trying to frame a teammate
01:02:22rita you are stripped of captaincy effective immediately
01:02:25what you can't do that championships are in two weeks nobody else knows the whole routine
01:02:31i mean i know it yeah every count every formation i could step up and do it
01:02:37you little bitch you think you can just walk in here and steal everything from me
01:02:40that's enough rita my decision is final
01:02:47listen up when it's allison's turn for the basket toss
01:02:50you're gonna have a little timing issue
01:02:52you want us to drop her she could get seriously hurt
01:02:55that's the point
01:02:57accidents happen all the time in cheerleading
01:02:59so tragic
01:03:00i can't do that coach will kill me
01:03:02fine then say goodbye to those little supplements that keep you fitting in your uniforms
01:03:07i know everything
01:03:08girls
01:03:08every dirty little secret
01:03:10do exactly as i say or you're gone
01:03:13your call
01:03:13and make sure she falls hard enough she never gets back up
01:03:23very sweet
01:03:26what happened back there how did you know that rita put those vitamins in my purse
01:03:30i uh saw rita putting something in your bag
01:03:34so i swapped it out
01:03:36i knew it
01:03:37i knew she was up to something you know i heard her
01:03:39in the bathroom like 10 minutes before
01:03:42yeah she was throwing up
01:03:44it was when we were
01:03:47when we were
01:03:49having
01:03:52phone sex
01:03:55so she's the one who interrupted my grand finale
01:03:58allison do you have any idea how hard it was to stop
01:04:02hey do you
01:04:04do you think i'm fat
01:04:05seriously go put that garbage in your head
01:04:07i don't want you to say anything like that again
01:04:09i mean i'm being serious though
01:04:11i'm being serious too
01:04:12allison
01:04:13perfect just where you are
01:04:15yeah
01:04:16i'll always be there
01:04:19to catch you on your phone
01:04:22always
01:04:25all right
01:04:26on the count you both perform an elevated prep
01:04:29rita you're up first
01:04:30then allison
01:04:43okay
01:04:44allison
01:04:44hey great job you guys
01:04:47you killed it
01:05:12i told you to catch you
01:05:14brett
01:05:15you just saved my life
01:05:20i guess that makes me like a backup tree leader or something huh
01:05:24are you serious scott
01:05:25you bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain
01:05:28are you kidding me
01:05:30they almost dropped me
01:05:31i could have been paralyzed
01:05:32i could have died
01:05:33that would have been the best news of my life
01:05:35rita
01:05:36that is a disgusting thing to say
01:05:38leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team
01:05:44oh brett
01:05:45thank you
01:05:46oh my gosh
01:05:47i really appreciate that catch
01:05:49i almost had a heart attack
01:05:50all right everyone
01:05:51in light of the performances
01:05:53and character
01:05:55i am so proud to announce
01:05:57allison scott
01:05:58as the new captain
01:06:01thank you
01:06:02wow
01:06:04congratulations captain scott
01:06:06i'm proud of you
01:06:07wanna show me just how proud you are
01:06:12and that's game
01:06:13state loses 21 to 35
01:06:18allie
01:06:19look i know
01:06:20it's not what you wanted
01:06:21it's okay
01:06:22because you did good
01:06:22that's all that matters
01:06:23thanks bro
01:06:25i'm gonna go take a piss
01:06:25i'll be right back
01:06:26ew
01:06:27don't ever touch me again weirdo
01:06:29yo
01:06:30allison
01:06:31she is
01:06:32looking good baby
01:06:33y'all do private shows
01:06:34you know
01:06:35something with a little extra
01:06:36bump and grind
01:06:38you're so gross
01:06:41yo what the hell
01:06:42are you serious
01:06:43what
01:06:43what's going on
01:06:44i'm just waiting for the mvp
01:06:45yo don't play with me bitch
01:06:47you've been teasing me for weeks
01:06:49i'm in your dreams
01:06:50how about you spend more time training on the field
01:06:52so that what happens today
01:06:54never happens again
01:06:56you think you're so fucking special
01:06:58why
01:06:59you know everyone knows
01:07:00how you got the captain's position
01:07:02how
01:07:02by sucking your way to the top
01:07:04i mean that must be how you got out there
01:07:06considering how much you suck
01:07:08while you play
01:07:09you shameless whore
01:07:11hey
01:07:13i'm a woman
01:07:14i do
01:07:15you're defending your slut's honor huh
01:07:17she's a public boss
01:07:19everybody gets a ride
01:07:22hey
01:07:22hey
01:07:23hey fuckface
01:07:25you keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth
01:07:32that's enough
01:07:34what's going on here
01:07:35i mean coach we all saw it
01:07:36chatter's gonna hit her
01:07:38you're gonna hit her
01:07:39no
01:07:39get my office now
01:07:41you
01:07:42with me
01:07:43this is a really nasty cut okay let's
01:07:46we should take you to the er okay
01:07:48alright
01:07:49you sure you're on me
01:07:55it's a really nasty cut brunt
01:07:57you could have broken your hand
01:07:58yeah well it was totally worth it
01:08:00never let anybody get a bit of cheating like that
01:08:04shut up
01:08:11you know i could kind of get used to this having uh nurse allison around take care of me
01:08:16help me out
01:08:18yo guys 304 i think it's this one
01:08:20let's go see the hero
01:08:22oh shit no that's ron and the whole team
01:08:24they can't see us like this
01:08:26i won't let him
01:08:28let's tell him
01:08:29let's tell him the truth
01:08:30in front of the entire team
01:08:33ron's gonna kill you
01:08:35what am i doing
01:08:37let's hide
01:08:37yeah
01:08:44brad
01:08:45brad you in there
01:08:46yeah i'm just uh washing up man
01:08:48god you have no idea
01:08:51how crazy you drive me
01:08:53now every single time i see you all i can think about is uh
01:08:59doing this
01:09:02you need a hand man
01:09:03no i got everything i need uh
01:09:06right here
01:09:12you gotta be quiet
01:09:16let's see what i thought it was
01:09:19brad stop jerking off and get your ass out here man
01:09:21hey you know what it uh
01:09:22takes me a very long time
01:09:24assholes
01:09:35i feel what you did
01:09:36i feel what you did
01:09:39it's kind of hard to miss
01:09:41yeah
01:09:43hard to miss
01:09:45brad you gotta you gotta speed this up man
01:09:47we got your food it's gonna get cold
01:09:48you know my hands are soft bro i can help you
01:09:50hey why don't you guys just beat it all right
01:09:52i'm gonna be a little while
01:09:54all right let's just give him some space
01:09:55enjoy your blue balls
01:09:56yeah don't pull muscles
01:09:58you know i took a pretty big hit for you today
01:10:01i think i've earned some uh
01:10:04alison physical therapy time
01:10:06you know what i mean
01:10:07you know you could have just asked
01:10:10you didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky
01:10:28are you gonna help me
01:10:31no i think i'm just gonna watch
01:10:50brad goes pro after this guarantee
01:10:53i've heard the half time show is gonna break the internet captain scott's changed the whole game
01:10:57sick
01:10:58ladies and gentlemen let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad
01:11:03led by captain alison scott
01:11:07i will end you
01:11:09leave it
01:11:11save your applause everyone
01:11:13you're cheering for a fraud
01:11:15your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot
01:11:18she bought it
01:11:18with illegal performance enhancers
01:11:21and her dealer
01:11:22look no further than your MVP
01:11:25brett harrison
01:11:30that's that's not true
01:11:32you know what
01:11:33i don't care
01:11:34rita's the one that's been taking drugs
01:11:36okay she's got
01:11:36pretty much the whole team hooked on them
01:11:38just ask them yourself
01:11:40oh really
01:11:41let's ask the squad then
01:11:46brett approached us
01:11:47about a month ago
01:11:49he said he had
01:11:50good stuff
01:11:51but only if we helped alison become captain
01:11:54you know that's bullshit
01:11:56i have proof
01:12:00i know real doctors
01:12:01i've got pills
01:12:03ally
01:12:04no more being blackmailed
01:12:06let alison take
01:12:08the captain position
01:12:10this is insane
01:12:12okay
01:12:12i've never taken a drug in my life
01:12:15oh sweetie
01:12:16it's all coming out now
01:12:17i saw her taking pills
01:12:18for practice
01:12:19we trusted you
01:12:21cheater
01:12:24hey anybody who messes with her
01:12:26messes with me
01:12:27open your eyes brett
01:12:29she's using you
01:12:30for the clout
01:12:31for the status
01:12:32who was she before you slept with her
01:12:34nobody
01:12:35a total bottom feeder
01:12:37you know what you're so full of shit
01:12:38it's unbelievable
01:12:39how'd you get that video huh
01:12:40and what'd you do to it
01:12:41you have nothing to fear
01:12:42if you have nothing to hide
01:12:45listen just please listen to me
01:12:48hey everybody just shut up
01:12:49this is my sister okay
01:12:50she would never do something like this
01:12:53and here come the pretzels
01:12:55all right that's enough
01:12:56that's enough
01:12:58now in light of these significant allegations
01:13:01as well as the evidence that has been presented
01:13:04i have no choice
01:13:06alison scott
01:13:07you are hereby removed from your position as captain of the cheerleader
01:13:11furthermore you are placed on academic suspension
01:13:13pending an expulsion hearing
01:13:15justice for the real athletes
01:13:18hold up
01:13:18hold it
01:13:20if you would please
01:13:21look to the jumbotron
01:13:23i know some real doctors
01:13:24that can help you guys get healthy
01:13:25with the right way
01:13:26no more pills
01:13:27no more purging
01:13:28no more black
01:13:29you'd really help us
01:13:31absolutely
01:13:31listen you guys are never gonna have to take any of Rita's
01:13:34take your spouse ever again
01:13:34so what's the catch
01:13:36we're gonna make Rita take some of her own medicine
01:13:39this video
01:13:40this is the real conversation
01:13:42not the edited one
01:13:43that Rita just played
01:13:45not for the drugs
01:13:47these are the drugs that i gave the girls
01:13:49they're vitamins
01:13:50you can get these at any pharmacy
01:13:52in the world
01:13:53you wanna check these out principal
01:13:57he's right
01:13:59these are common supplements
01:14:00everybody
01:14:01Rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates
01:14:04to take dangerous weight loss supplements
01:14:06she's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply
01:14:08and she's been shaming them
01:14:10degrading them for the bodies that they have
01:14:12now everybody is different
01:14:13but all bodies are beautiful
01:14:15Rita sabotaged Allison for one reason
01:14:17one reason only
01:14:18because she was a threat
01:14:19she threatened the total control
01:14:21that Rita had over the entire squad
01:14:22and it's horrible
01:14:23because Allison
01:14:25she's a beautiful person
01:14:26and she would never do anything like this
01:14:28and she deserves to be the cheer captain
01:14:32that's not true
01:14:33he's lying
01:14:34she's the one who's been drugging the team
01:14:37lock her up
01:14:38lock her up
01:14:40lock her up
01:14:41lock her up
01:14:42you fucking bitch
01:14:43you ruined my life
01:14:45you ruined it yourself
01:14:57look at you
01:14:59playing the victim
01:15:00you've been throwing yourself at me
01:15:02for weeks
01:15:03just when I give you a chance
01:15:05you weren't crying to Harrison
01:15:07nothing but a little
01:15:09shut up dude
01:15:09shut up
01:15:10what are you gonna do about it Harrison
01:15:12I don't have to do anything
01:15:13you're gonna get exactly what you deserve
01:15:15right now
01:15:16Mr. Williams
01:15:20apparently we've had a number of allegations
01:15:23of sexual harassment against you
01:15:25from various female students
01:15:26as of now
01:15:27you are officially suspended
01:15:28from all school activities
01:15:30what
01:15:30no
01:15:31my father
01:15:32your father
01:15:33may have his name on the library
01:15:34but I assure you
01:15:35his money will not buy you immunity
01:15:38you can take him away
01:15:39party's over
01:15:40let go
01:15:41no
01:15:41I'll sue you all
01:15:42this isn't over
01:15:45and as for you
01:15:47Ms. Scott
01:15:48on behalf of the entire administration
01:15:51I would like to apologize to you
01:15:54for everything that you've had to endure
01:15:56and as of now
01:15:57you can consider yourself
01:15:58officially reinstated as captain
01:16:01you can consider yourself
01:16:03officially reinstated as captain
01:16:06thank you principal
01:16:07all right everyone
01:16:09sorry for the unexpected drama
01:16:11I hope you enjoyed the show
01:16:13but
01:16:13we have a game to get back to
01:16:15so let's cheer on our wolves
01:16:17woo
01:16:19let's win
01:16:31cut down state university wins it all
01:16:53kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
01:16:59kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
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01:17:03Hey, Allison.
01:17:07The way I'm not even surprised.
01:17:11Hey, well, you know what, uh, he's cool, right?
01:17:15I think he knew before we did.
01:17:18I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:20I love you too, quarterback.
01:17:33I love you too, quarterback.
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