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00:00:00Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:03Please save my child.
00:00:21Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:30Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:41Rejuvenate.
00:00:50Graze, she is the healer goddess.
00:00:53No, please.
00:00:55Don't call me that.
00:00:57I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:03Here you go, miss.
00:01:07Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:11in need?
00:01:24You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:29run!
00:01:32Aw, it's okay, little guy.
00:01:36I'll fix you right up.
00:01:42Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:47Rejuvenate.
00:01:51See?
00:01:52Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:01:57Come on, Cleo!
00:01:58Let's go!
00:02:14Please.
00:02:15My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:19We have no idea what the illness is.
00:02:21If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:24Be Lysander Armstrong.
00:02:25His military family basically owns the entire global stock market.
00:02:30He's so hot.
00:02:32Does he come with the money?
00:02:33Yes.
00:02:34He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:02:36Money, fame, power.
00:02:38It's all yours.
00:02:44Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:46Yes.
00:02:47Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:49Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:53Grandma!
00:02:54I'm dying!
00:02:56Save me, Trixie!
00:02:58Grandma?
00:03:00Grandma.
00:03:01When are you getting married?
00:03:02I'm already 100 years old.
00:03:05I'm going to keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:07And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:13Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:20We're talking about my brother's life.
00:03:22I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:24No!
00:03:34Please go feed your dog, Miss.
00:03:36Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:37Oh, kind stranger.
00:03:39Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:41Grant me a wish?
00:03:42That you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:44The downfall of humanity.
00:03:46It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:49What?
00:03:49Oh, jeez, this is giving me a migraine.
00:03:53Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:56I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:03:59Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:04:04Can you do that?
00:04:05I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:09Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:11Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:16Hold still.
00:04:24My migraine's gone.
00:04:25Okay, then let's go.
00:04:27If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:29Come on.
00:04:30Come on.
00:04:31Oh!
00:04:45How is he?
00:04:46What is the diagnosis?
00:04:47Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:51I'm sorry.
00:04:51I don't know what this is.
00:04:53Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:54You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:56Don't worry, General.
00:04:58I'm the angel herbalist, and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:03I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:24I have no clue what this is.
00:05:27Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:32That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:35Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:36I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:49He's not budging.
00:05:50There's no movement.
00:05:51Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this
00:05:57is.
00:05:58Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors.
00:06:01They've tried all these methods, and they've all failed.
00:06:04If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:10Who?
00:06:13The goddess of healing.
00:06:17Wait a second.
00:06:18You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing.
00:06:21That's correct.
00:06:22Her right rewrites the rond, and her left leaves the bereft.
00:06:27That's her motto.
00:06:28It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals.
00:06:31We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:34She is eccentric and elusive.
00:06:37No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:39If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:06:44bankrupt.
00:06:45I will find her.
00:06:47James, come put out a bout.
00:06:50To the entire world, whoever finds the goddess healer will give them five million dollars.
00:06:56There's no need.
00:07:11I'll save your son.
00:07:14Who the hell is she?
00:07:15Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:17She's going to save your brother?
00:07:19Brother, don't be ridiculous.
00:07:21How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:24Exactly.
00:07:25God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:28She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:32Ew!
00:07:33She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:35I bet it has fleas.
00:07:37That flea-infested, dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:41Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:48Don't touch him.
00:07:51They say don't judge a book by its cover, but I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:57So step aside.
00:07:58I'll take it from here.
00:08:00Could you hold this?
00:08:02Oh, you're not going to touch my son.
00:08:05I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:09I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:11I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:17Who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some.
00:08:21A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:28Ew!
00:08:29Disgusting.
00:08:30Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:32Security!
00:08:33Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:36Let's go.
00:08:37If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:44Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and to no avail.
00:08:49Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:52You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:55All right, I'll give you a shot.
00:08:58But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:09:04Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:07You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:09And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:12But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:17Devin, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:20No, Miss Trixie.
00:09:21My brother is a hero to me.
00:09:23I can't lose him.
00:09:26Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:32My brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:36Also, he's great with puppies.
00:09:37He'd make a great husband.
00:09:41Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:43As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:50Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:52I mean, look at her.
00:09:54Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:09:58Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger for such trivial matters.
00:10:03Continue wasting your time.
00:10:05But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:32What the hell are you doing?
00:10:35I knew she was a perv.
00:10:38She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:41Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:44Are you insane?
00:10:45Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:10:49He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.
00:10:57Yeah, right.
00:10:58I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:11:01Oh, okay.
00:11:01I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:04I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:08And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:11:15But this is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:25What?
00:11:26What?
00:11:27So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what?
00:11:31The rod of a sepulius?
00:11:33Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:37I agree.
00:11:39I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point of doctors who have studied for
00:11:45years?
00:11:45We are all certified.
00:11:47But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:51She's right about everything.
00:11:55Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:00And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what?
00:12:03Endogenic cryomorphy.
00:12:05Oh.
00:12:05And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:12:07Because I just discovered it.
00:12:10This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:14The chances are a billion to one.
00:12:16A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:18But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:23What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:25I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:30Precisely.
00:12:30You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:33You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:38Listen, I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:42Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.
00:12:45And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases, which mean nothing, if you can't
00:12:52wake him up.
00:12:53Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:55Oh, yeah.
00:12:57If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up, I think you all should grow parts of your brain
00:13:03back.
00:13:04Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:08What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:09It means you're being schooled by me, and I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:16Then let's have a bet.
00:13:18If you can't heal him, we'll break your hands.
00:13:23And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:29These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:33You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:36Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:40There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:44Don't worry. I got this.
00:13:48It's a deal.
00:13:50I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:52No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:00Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:08Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:11Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:23I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:26I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:29I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:34Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:38Wait, wait, wait, wait. What for?
00:14:39Don't listen to her.
00:14:41She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:46Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:50Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:14:57What? Did you just call me?
00:15:01There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.
00:15:06Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:10Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:16Oh, yeah?
00:15:17You want to see real pain? Where's the dog?
00:15:20Well, put down the dog!
00:15:21With pleasure.
00:15:32Oh!
00:15:38Left leaves the wrong breath.
00:15:44You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:50She's been poisoned!
00:15:52It was her!
00:15:54Do you see any poison on me?
00:15:56Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:02This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:06Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:07Of course.
00:16:09I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:12If I want to save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.
00:16:23Oh!
00:16:24Oh!
00:16:26Oh!
00:16:27Oh!
00:16:29Oh!
00:16:29Oh!
00:16:29Oh!
00:16:30Oh!
00:16:32Oh!
00:16:32Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:34This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:35I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way, angel herbalist.
00:16:40This is what I call malpractice.
00:16:44This isn't fatal, she'll live, but she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:48Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:51Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:52Right this way.
00:16:53Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what the hell is going on?
00:16:56You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:00Then stop getting in my way.
00:17:02Every second counts.
00:17:05Let's go for a dip, shall we?
00:17:10General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:15Are you really going to let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:19Hold on.
00:17:20You two are going in there alone?
00:17:23If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone
00:17:29in.
00:17:30All right, but I warn you, no funny business.
00:18:35You really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless conwoman, General
00:18:39Armstrong.
00:18:39Exactly.
00:18:41What if she gets pregnant by him?
00:18:43She could blackmail you for millions.
00:18:47That's what I would do if I was that poor.
00:18:48And then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation.
00:18:52Held for ransom.
00:18:54By a homeless woman.
00:18:55Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.
00:18:58We have to have faith.
00:19:00Where did you actually find this little life?
00:19:05On the streets.
00:19:07Are you shitting me?
00:19:09You found this bum on the streets?
00:19:11Are you nuts?
00:19:12You don't know her.
00:19:13You don't know her background.
00:19:14She could be a psychotic murder.
00:19:16That is it, General.
00:19:17You have to go in and stop this now.
00:19:19You're right.
00:19:19That's it.
00:19:20I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
00:19:22James, let's go.
00:19:23Yes, sir.
00:19:27Oh, my God.
00:19:35I told you all to stay out.
00:19:42This is a critical moment for you.
00:19:44We can't be interrupted.
00:19:45Otherwise, we'd both die.
00:19:51I'm not going to let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son.
00:19:57I'm going to save him myself.
00:19:59No.
00:20:03You see that, General?
00:20:04This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman.
00:20:06This is a witchcraft.
00:20:09I know what this is.
00:20:11This is the dark witch.
00:20:13I've heard of her.
00:20:14She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young, handsome men,
00:20:19and then she eats them alive.
00:20:20I'm going to kill that bitch before she takes my son.
00:20:24James, get the SWAT team.
00:20:26Yes, sir.
00:20:30Here we gain consciousness.
00:20:42Help me.
00:20:43I just want to...
00:20:48Something's wrong.
00:20:52You were drunk with an aphrodisiac.
00:20:55Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine.
00:21:00That's one more thing I'm saving you from.
00:21:09Sir?
00:21:10The SWAT team is here.
00:21:12Captain Morales.
00:21:15My son is trapped behind there with a devious, man-eating witch.
00:21:20I need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door.
00:21:23Rest assured, General Armstrong.
00:21:25We'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive.
00:21:32The SWAT team is here.
00:21:58I'll have you arrested for this.
00:22:01You're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stripper.
00:22:05I will never.
00:22:07Oh, really?
00:22:21Look who's guilty now.
00:22:25Look, I don't know what the fuck this is, all right?
00:22:27But it is a biological fact.
00:22:29A man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts.
00:22:34It's science, okay?
00:22:35It just means that my body...
00:22:37Oh, shut up.
00:22:37...is physically...
00:22:40You're distracted me with your friend.
00:22:43And I'm not professional.
00:22:45I hear Lysander's voice.
00:22:46Captain, do something now.
00:22:48Ready!
00:22:54We're on the stick.
00:22:56Aim!
00:22:58Get him, boys.
00:23:00Get him!
00:23:02Fire!
00:23:06Fire!
00:23:21Those amicils.
00:23:23How is this possible?
00:23:25It's not even a scratch.
00:23:26I told you this is dark magic.
00:23:29Of course, your earthly bullets won't do a thing.
00:23:31No, I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.
00:23:34She's not the dark witch.
00:23:36Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:23:40This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:23:44How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:46That's right.
00:23:47The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:51If we can't save him, no one can.
00:23:53Except for the goddess healer.
00:23:55Think about it.
00:23:56We heard Lysander's voice.
00:23:58He's been in a coma for two years.
00:23:59Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:01You're right.
00:24:02This homeless girl is maybe the goddess.
00:24:07Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess.
00:24:10No, no.
00:24:12Absolutely not.
00:24:13There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.
00:24:16How could you know for sure?
00:24:18Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:21You're wrong, sir.
00:24:22This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:24:27It's called borderline revival.
00:24:29She uses torturous pain to wake the patient, but only temporarily.
00:24:34It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:39That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:42I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch.
00:24:48My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:49He is dying right now, naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant.
00:24:54Then it looks like it's up to me.
00:24:56The witch doctor.
00:24:58Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:25:02My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:04You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:09I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:14from me.
00:25:17This isn't the finishing touch.
00:25:20I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:23So we can both survive.
00:25:43It's poison gas.
00:25:45Poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:25:50Poison gas?
00:25:51My son is in there.
00:25:53You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:25:55No, don't worry, General.
00:25:57Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:26:00Soon, she'll come out crying to Mommy.
00:26:03Then we can reverse the poison on your son.
00:26:05And then he can marry one of us.
00:26:08They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:26:13I knew they promised you that I'd save you.
00:26:16It's now or never.
00:26:30What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:32It's been over ten minutes.
00:26:34Wait a second.
00:26:35You don't think that they're...
00:26:37You!
00:26:38You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:40Don't point your fingers at me!
00:26:42If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger.
00:26:46Oh my god.
00:26:46Yeah, she's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:26:49I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:26:53Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother.
00:26:57This is taking way too long.
00:27:00Captain Morales, it's time to get out.
00:27:02The big guns.
00:27:04These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:27:08Bazooka.
00:27:08She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:27:11Crap.
00:27:12Oh my god.
00:27:13Get back, son.
00:27:14Ready.
00:27:16Aim.
00:27:17Oh shit.
00:27:22Quit your whining and stand down.
00:27:36The parasite's been extracted.
00:27:38Shoot her dead now.
00:27:39Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:42I said stand down.
00:27:45Don't listen to her.
00:27:46She's a fraud.
00:27:47A termite to the field of medicine.
00:27:49I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:27:53If I'm a termite, then you're worse than a disease-spreading tick.
00:27:58Wait a second.
00:27:59Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:01He'll wake in just a moment.
00:28:02You can see for yourself.
00:28:04Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:28:07That is it.
00:28:08No more stalling, General.
00:28:09If you won't punish her, I will.
00:28:15Don't hurt her.
00:28:21He's a killer.
00:28:28His pulse is regular.
00:28:30In fact, it's never been better.
00:28:35There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:28:45Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:48Lysander's warm again.
00:28:49He's not cold and pale like before.
00:28:51And his heart is strong.
00:28:52Come, feel it.
00:28:55I saved my son.
00:28:58Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:29:02Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:06I've learned my lesson.
00:29:07I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:12Wait, wait.
00:29:13No, no.
00:29:14There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the queen,
00:29:19Angel, and I.
00:29:22The goddess healer.
00:29:28Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:29:30But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old,
00:29:35and you don't look a day after 20.
00:29:38It doesn't matter who I am.
00:29:39What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:29:42Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:29:46Take care.
00:29:47No, wait.
00:29:49Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:29:52He's right.
00:29:53We are men of our words, and as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as a wife
00:29:58if you cured him,
00:29:59and you did just that.
00:30:00Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:30:03Oh, I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry.
00:30:08I...
00:30:09I'm already engaged.
00:30:13Already engaged?
00:30:14I am.
00:30:15I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years,
00:30:19and he's coming back today.
00:30:21But don't be disappointed.
00:30:23Really, I'm no one special.
00:30:26I just got lucky with your brother.
00:30:28Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:31But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:30:33Please, let me give you what I promised.
00:30:35Take the gold.
00:30:36No, really.
00:30:38I don't need anything.
00:30:40I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:30:46Trixie, it's your fianc茅e.
00:30:48He's back, and he says he's breaking up with you.
00:30:53I must go.
00:31:00Hobo close.
00:31:02Halo glow.
00:31:03I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:06It was just dumb luck.
00:31:09She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:31:11She could have been the richest woman in the world.
00:31:13Marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around.
00:31:20I'm going to marry that homeless woman.
00:31:26Oh, my God.
00:31:28I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo, but this is godly.
00:31:33No, no, no, no, no, Lysander.
00:31:36Lysander's job was supposed to be mine.
00:31:40I'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him.
00:31:45You two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:31:48Take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses.
00:31:51No.
00:31:52We're not brides.
00:31:53I know she's just better than us.
00:31:56Oh, my God.
00:31:58Oh, my God.
00:32:00We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:03She's no average Jane.
00:32:04No, she isn't.
00:32:05She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:07But if she truly had these special skills, why did she wear that shit-stained dress and
00:32:12had an impeccable-looking doll?
00:32:14But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:32:16No normal person could have done that.
00:32:18Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:32:21I have never met a woman like that.
00:32:23I have to find her.
00:32:24I have to make her my wife.
00:32:25She won my heart over, too.
00:32:27But if my bestest big bro wants her, I'll help you find her.
00:32:30All right, listen.
00:32:32I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:39I'm dumping Trixie, so I want you, your granddaughters, filthy things, out of my house now.
00:32:47Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:49She waited for you for three years.
00:32:53She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:32:55And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now, one with some serious fuck you money.
00:32:59So get lost.
00:33:01Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:33:10Grandma.
00:33:12Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.
00:33:15I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:33:17I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:33:21In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:24So sign over to the house now.
00:33:31You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:33:34And I did.
00:33:36For three years while you were deployed.
00:33:38Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:33:41And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:44Do you have no shame?
00:33:46We were together for three years and, uh, it was a complete waste of my life when I could have
00:33:50been with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:33:57That's how much you would owe me if I was in the rent-the-boyfriend business.
00:34:02I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:34:11Oh, yeah?
00:34:13Well, Marissa is so much better than you.
00:34:17She grew up even poorer than you.
00:34:20And now, she's the CEO of an entire corporation.
00:34:25Dude!
00:34:26Oh!
00:34:27And you?
00:34:29You're still nothing.
00:34:31So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:34Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:36Look what she, uh, got me for my engagement.
00:34:39Oops.
00:34:41Yeah.
00:34:41That's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract I gave her.
00:34:51You gave her the presidential contract?
00:34:53I certainly did.
00:34:55In fact, Marissa, you and your dimwit brother only have everything you have all thanks to me.
00:35:06What?
00:35:07Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:09That breakup must have hit her hard.
00:35:11You two are the ungrateful, cheating scum here.
00:35:15My granddaughter supported you and your entire family for three years while you were gone.
00:35:22How dare you insult her?
00:35:25It's okay, Grandma.
00:35:26Let's not stoop to that level.
00:35:29Poor Edna.
00:35:30She still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:33What is he talking about, Josie?
00:35:35Show her, Bob.
00:35:41This is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is.
00:35:44She didn't purchase this house on her own.
00:35:46She was begging on the street for money.
00:36:17I can't be caught with a piss-poor nobody like you.
00:36:18How much friends underneath would never understand that.
00:36:21What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:22It means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade is actually a downgrade.
00:36:31enough bullshitting already just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives
00:36:47at your wedding i will
00:36:51if you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend
00:36:56why should i do good by you i'll give you my john hancock at your wedding as a charity to
00:37:03you
00:37:04fucking bitch you better keep your word oh that's rich after tomorrow you will never feel so rich
00:37:11ever again do you remember that
00:37:20tricksy marissa's a millionaire now they'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their
00:37:26wedding grandma i have to confess something to you i've secretly amassed a fortune worth
00:37:33trillions trillions
00:37:36that would make you the richest person on the planet it's because of the healing hands i
00:37:43inherited from aseplius the god of healing i've saved several world leaders with these hands
00:37:49that's how i was able to give marissa the presidential contract
00:37:53and become the goddess healer it makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you
00:37:59but please tricksy dear i know it was to broken your heart but embellishing your worth and who you
00:38:07are it will only delay the healing process you don't have to believe me just yet after we lost mom
00:38:14and dad because we didn't have the money for their medical bills i vowed that i would do everything i
00:38:20can to serve those in need that's why i'm taking everything back from butch and i'm giving it back to
00:38:26charity you've always had an angel's heart i'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you
00:38:32right who actually deserves you you will see tomorrow grandma
00:38:38oh yeah
00:38:44you said trixie's crashing your wedding she was bullying us too salsa
00:38:49she's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck
00:38:53when hope when nobody steps on snake snake bites back hard so let her come and embarrass herself
00:39:00yeah you mean we broadcast that video of you
00:39:09yes her cavewoman stick the 19th century tin can
00:39:13she'll prop me up higher on my pedestal and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:17against my presidential glow up let's turn this party into her funeral
00:39:28there he is welcome home brother welcome home general
00:39:37sir the homeless woman who saved you miss trixie this is the file of her ex butch tanner
00:39:42he served with your regiment in the marines you mean the butch tanner that can barely carry supplies
00:39:47well she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas sir so she
00:39:52waited for him for years and then he betrayed her fucking coward according to intel she's planning
00:39:57to bring it down on them at their wedding then we should join her men i'm only alive today because
00:40:03of that virtuous woman and her incredible power that saved my life so she needs our support will you join
00:40:08me
00:40:09and protecting her yes sir we will allow our lives to protect her sir and let's roll
00:40:30welcome everyone to my wedding today is a very special day for me and budge not only are we getting
00:40:35married but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract allowing my
00:40:40biomedical company to go public congratulations on the contract once again mrs like him still but
00:40:50is taking my last name oh and please don't be so uptight secretary cho you are the secretary of the
00:40:56entire u.s health department but this is a party after all i see some of the most important people
00:41:02in
00:41:03nation have also arrived to celebrate you the u.s president will also be arriving soon to give you
00:41:11the contract herself it's an honor and that's why sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of
00:41:18we will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight we'll let the wedding begin
00:41:25not so fast the party doesn't start until i say it does
00:41:50you two really are a match made in hell so i've come to save your guests from this
00:41:56oncoming train wreck i don't recognize it from any of our elite circles who is she
00:42:00uh this is our uh entertainment for tonight sir just watch
00:42:07trixie what are you doing here this isn't the homeless shelter you lost i bet she's here to bum
00:42:12a meal off us you know being this poor me bum a meal have you forgotten that it was i
00:42:20who bankrolled
00:42:21you two for the last three years and what evidence do you have of that look at me then go
00:42:26look at
00:42:26yourself in the mirror i'm a millionaire ceo even the first woman president will be here any second
00:42:32now to congratulate me and you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat sasa she's like so obsessed with me
00:42:41see everyone butch already cut ties with his ex but she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still
00:42:48show up to my wedding to suck up to me this is what poor sad girls do they beg for
00:42:54scraps from us
00:42:56the rich and glorious projecting much marissa you might feel all high and mighty now but don't bite
00:43:02the hand that feeds you especially when i'm the one who's giving you the contract
00:43:11you giving me the contract you have no skills no education no connection so how could you possibly
00:43:19have a pool to get the us president to give me a billion dollar contract we both share humble
00:43:25beginnings marissa and i saw potential in you even trusted you as my best friend but i recognize now
00:43:32that greed has poisoned you don't be all sore now just because i stole your man this is what us
00:43:38rich
00:43:39girls do they steal from lame spinsters for fun damn right you were too embarrassing for me sasa
00:43:48tramples you any day i could say that now that i'm marrying the rich bravo self-admission of a gold
00:43:54digger quick somebody put that on a memoir sasa she's embarrassing me in front of everyone
00:43:59you should make yourself don't listen to her everyone she's the gold digging blood-sucking leech
00:44:04i don't even have to lift a finger and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for
00:44:09me butch you may look and sound like a man but you're nothing but a pathetic coward okay enough you
00:44:17know what i always couldn't stand about you your moral posturing but guess what morals are just lies
00:44:23to make you lame girls feel better about yourselves that's why no man will choose you over marissa
00:44:28trixie because i've got the material goods you're just all empty talk i'm not here to request to be
00:44:34chosen because i'm the one who's doing the choosing see this
00:44:51oh my god is that the billion dollar contract for sasa
00:44:58the one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck no absolutely not i i don't believe it
00:45:04you all sound so scared already don't worry this isn't that contract
00:45:09it's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me
00:45:15see everyone she's just trying to bluff us but you don't even have the guts to go all the way
00:45:20look at her following orders i asked her to sign over the lease and here she is like a good
00:45:24little uh
00:45:26peasant slave that house is worth all her life savings
00:45:32you want to uh i don't know beg for a little treat while you're at it
00:45:46you must understand me i'm here to take back everything i've ever given you
00:45:51i'm giving it to charity
00:46:00bro she's gone cuckoo in the head she thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress she
00:46:04can pretend to be a deep pocket invest in baddie you wish you had that kind of money to just
00:46:08toss
00:46:09away trixie it's just a drop in the bucket for me i i know what this is you've gotten delusional
00:46:15and you think you're cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party and some prince charming
00:46:20will scoop you into money forever well that's not happening security lock the doors this woman
00:46:26doesn't leave until we're through with her this is where your dreams will die bitch
00:46:36we found miss trixie lysander she's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the
00:46:40wickham wedding right now butch tanner well he's gonna wish he died in battle after i'm done with him
00:46:45let's go
00:46:50you think a few toy guns scare me marissa i've saved plenty of people for much worse
00:46:56including your head of command butch general lysander armstrong you mean the legendary war hero
00:47:03he's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack you're an unskilled
00:47:09unemployed ugly leech so how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like general
00:47:16lysander armstrong no one here's gonna believe you if you really cured the incurable general then sasa
00:47:21is the fucking virgin mary and she's nice you're just asking to be humiliated trixie show them butch
00:47:34see for yourselves everyone trixie's just a freeloading beggar
00:47:42she won't leave me and marissa alone because we're rich as fuck now i'm a major in the marines
00:47:48sasa she has a billion dollar biomedical contract with the military approved by the first female
00:47:56president of the united states herself bitch how despicable she's just trying to leech off you like
00:48:02a parasitic gold digger get out of here no one wants to marry you no free meals for the poor
00:48:07do you see
00:48:09this trixie this is high society so you're either born on a silver spoon or you're as accomplished as
00:48:15me to be here maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here maybe someone will drop a couple bucks
00:48:22in your tin can i already have everything one can dream of but i valued our friendship marissa which is
00:48:30why i came here to give you a second chance to see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing
00:48:35but no you stooped so low it disgusts me nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street
00:48:43corners like a bum and who knows if you've already started offering sexual services
00:48:50well then why don't you get on your knees for me trixie my brother will never take you back no
00:48:57man will
00:48:57marry an embarrassment like you but make me happy and i might consider making you my personal prostitute
00:49:15how dare you hit my brother i'm never letting you leave here alive
00:49:20that's awesome don't worry my dear after i'm done with you trixie not even the goddess of healing
00:49:27will be able to save you oh is that so security get down on your knees and give bob one
00:49:37hell of a
00:49:38blowjob in front of everybody here or i'll pop so many holes in you the men here won't know which
00:49:43one
00:49:43of fuck i don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you any of the powerful leaders i've
00:49:49saved
00:49:49before could crush you before you even touch me dream on you wish general lysander scooped you off
00:49:56your feet but you weren't good enough for me you're definitely not good enough for him enough you're
00:50:02souring my party so you either get the out or i'm gonna shoot you
00:50:08on the count of three i think i quite like it here two
00:50:23mmm this wine is so delicious one shoot
00:50:30nobody is laying a hand on my future wife
00:50:40it's it's it's
00:50:50who the hell is this
00:50:55i'm sorry that i'm late did they hurt you no i'm fine but um when did i become your future
00:51:03wife
00:51:05you saved me trixie remember i'm a man of my word they're never going to hurt you ever again
00:51:12really it was nothing i saved you because you're a good man not because i want you to owe me
00:51:18any favors
00:51:24i see what this is you're the one who cheated on me trixie look at you guys all lovey dog
00:51:30don't
00:51:30try to pin this on her she waited for you for three years this is the kind of woman of
00:51:34virtue that a man
00:51:35would die for
00:51:39virtue don't make me laugh she's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash
00:51:43no man who in a hundred foot pole would want to touch her she should be happy bob was willing
00:51:49to give
00:51:49her a person
00:51:50i see her in the marines
00:51:57i'm a major you know look man i know trixie is like uh i don't know like a seven now
00:52:04that she's
00:52:04all cleaned up but don't waste your manhood on a whiny worthless woman like that
00:52:14a real man never talks about a woman that way you're a coward
00:52:29we don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them
00:52:33you're very gracious trixie you know that
00:52:38you're only getting off with it because she's so kind so you're gonna do me the favor of never
00:52:41coming near her again you understand you want to with me a little dipshit i'm a major
00:52:47you're probably lowest rank of the military grunts i'll i'll destroy you do you really not know who
00:52:53this is butch i thought you were in the marines what have you been doing this whole time if you
00:52:57don't
00:52:58know who this war hero is he was just a supply boy war hero is this all part of your
00:53:07plan trixie
00:53:08poor girl did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself a woman's
00:53:14worth is tied to the man she marries trixie is worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy
00:53:23a bum girl and a pimp what a pair seems like they don't know who you are since you've been
00:53:29out of
00:53:29action for so long maybe we should try to piss them off some more don't you think bring in the
00:53:35wedding gifts
00:53:43what is all this trixie listen i know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life
00:53:50but i know that we shared a moment
00:53:55i'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear it's not in my
00:53:59nature
00:54:01like somebody else here listen trixie i have never met a woman like you so incredible and kind and
00:54:13beautiful so i know that you're the one for me this guy's either nuts or a really really good actor
00:54:23oscar worthy oscar worthy no first gift
00:54:32trixie i know that you just lost your home so i'm gifting you with your own new mansion worth 500
00:54:39million dollars previously owned by jennifer aniston second gift
00:54:47this contains all the rights to my entire fortune which is now yours entire fortune from a cowboy
00:54:55actor must be pennies they already spent their entire life savings on this clown show they've got
00:55:00nothing left why sander i really don't care for any of us look i i i know i know that
00:55:06you are the
00:55:07farthest thing from a material woman okay which is exactly why well my third gift is um well
00:55:15i know that you can't help
00:55:30Cleo hey oh my god you found my dog
00:55:40Trixie, I'm just a man, but with you, it's so much more.
00:55:44Trixie Amore, will you marry me?
00:55:52You know I can't say no to this doggo.
00:55:58Yes, I will marry you.
00:56:15Go, go, power couple.
00:56:18Woo!
00:56:19Okay, stop.
00:56:21The only power couple here is Butch and I.
00:56:25Let's remind everyone how worthless Trixie is.
00:56:29No man in their right mind would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps.
00:56:34Hey.
00:56:35I don't care if she's homeless or not, but I'm making this woman my wife,
00:56:39which means that she will be treated as and cherished as the most precious woman on Earth.
00:56:44Understand?
00:56:49You still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on Earth.
00:56:54This is General Lysander Armstrong.
00:57:03As if, like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like Trixie.
00:57:10Yes, the Armstrong family basically controlled the global stock market.
00:57:14Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the Princess of England than someone from the lowest rank of society.
00:57:19I bet my life you're all just actors.
00:57:23Then you better enjoy your last breath.
00:57:25Come on, Lysander.
00:57:26What are we waiting for?
00:57:26Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie.
00:57:28What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us, the elites?
00:57:32Infect us with your poor people bad luck.
00:57:34She wishes.
00:57:35She could blame her low status on bad luck.
00:57:38Truth is, she's just a useless, lazy bitchin' bum.
00:57:42She's utterly unmarriable.
00:57:43Unmarriable.
00:57:46I can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence.
00:57:50I'd handle them myself, but...
00:57:54I'll let you do all the heavy lifting.
00:57:56Go ahead, Lysander.
00:58:04Yes, hello, this is Lysander.
00:58:06Please bankrupt Marissa Wickham for me.
00:58:10Oh my gosh, I'm so scared.
00:58:12Anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone.
00:58:22Uh, hello?
00:58:24Yes.
00:58:27What?
00:58:32I'm bankrupt!
00:58:38I'm bankrupt!
00:58:41Hey, hey, hey, are you sure that was the call, Sassu?
00:58:45That was a real call?
00:58:46People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that.
00:58:48My company's dead.
00:58:49It evaporated.
00:58:51It's a tear.
00:58:55That's impossible.
00:58:57Who are you?
00:58:59What is your deal?
00:59:00Secretary Cho, you said you're the secretary of health, right?
00:59:03And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market.
00:59:07Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:59:11Then that means...
00:59:14You're really Lysander Armstrong.
00:59:17The richest and most powerful man in the country.
00:59:20Trixie's marrying the famed war hero.
00:59:24The man every girl wants and every man wants to be.
00:59:28Now you believe me?
00:59:29Those who do bad will always end up losing everything.
00:59:33There's got to be some trick to this.
00:59:35You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us.
00:59:39Sassu.
00:59:39Sassu.
00:59:40Sassu, please.
00:59:41Sassu.
00:59:45Sassu.
00:59:47Sassu.
00:59:48I don't know why you're all over Trixie.
00:59:49Because you've been in the military for so long, you don't know what a real woman can
00:59:52do for you.
00:59:54Let me take you to my wedding chamber and I'll show you a good time.
00:59:59Do you have your hands for me or I'll have them removed for you.
01:00:07I would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are.
01:00:13Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually.
01:00:18Sassu was just trying to save the company.
01:00:20I don't blame her at all.
01:00:22Your double standards are incredible.
01:00:24Okay, you don't want me.
01:00:26Fine.
01:00:26But there's plenty of other efficiency.
01:00:28I can give you a room full of pageant winners.
01:00:3118 years old.
01:00:32Fresh for the taking.
01:00:40I did that so you wouldn't have to, Miss Trixie.
01:00:43Thank you, Devin.
01:00:46Marissa, not only have you backstabbed me, your best friend, by stealing my fianc茅, but
01:00:53now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back?
01:00:56You're an insult to all good women out there.
01:00:59No, to all of humanity.
01:01:00So now, everything that I've ever given you to, I'm taking it all back.
01:01:07Wait, everyone, stop.
01:01:12They're imposters.
01:01:17I just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:01:21because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself.
01:01:23So, we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:26The goddess healer?
01:01:27You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my biomedical
01:01:32products?
01:01:33Yes, that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine.
01:01:38The goddess healer's motto is, the right rewrites the wrong, the left leave the wrong
01:01:43bereft.
01:01:45That means she's rewarding me.
01:01:47The president would never let your company go bankrupt.
01:01:50In fact, she's on her way now.
01:01:53So, you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:00Who the fuck cares who he is?
01:02:02If the president and the goddess healer approves of my products, who cares about this washed
01:02:06up war hero?
01:02:07We can break his legs, break his arms.
01:02:09No one would even bat an eye.
01:02:11She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services.
01:02:15FBI!
01:02:16FBI!
01:02:18You're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft.
01:02:22Trixie.
01:02:22Gotcha.
01:02:27Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie.
01:02:30No, don't arrest her!
01:02:32Trixie is a good person.
01:02:34Please, officer, don't arrest her!
01:02:36Grandma, Mr. Rogers, Mrs. Williams, what are you all doing here?
01:02:40The neighbors heard about the breakup between you and Butch.
01:02:43We were worried, so we came here to back you up.
01:02:47Listen, officer.
01:02:48I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor.
01:02:51She's very kind-hearted and would never break the law.
01:02:54Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition, Trixie gave her everything she had just
01:03:00to help her out.
01:03:01She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well.
01:03:04My fianc茅e really is an incredible woman.
01:03:07She's an angel descended from heaven.
01:03:14You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong.
01:03:18My brother is not a criminal.
01:03:20He's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
01:03:25Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash.
01:03:28And that's why it's twice the crime is stealing his identity.
01:03:31General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist.
01:03:35And we've received no word that he's woken up yet, so this must be an imposter.
01:03:41I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble.
01:03:44But I promise I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex.
01:03:50If you want to arrest me, fine.
01:03:53But don't fuck with my fianc茅e.
01:03:55You don't get to decide, punk.
01:03:57Let's go!
01:04:20Get him!
01:04:21If you can.
01:04:22If you want to arrest me, it's going to be the only one who's going to be the only one
01:04:52who's going to be the only one who's going to be the only one who's going to be the only
01:04:52one who's going to be the only one who's going to be the only one who's going to be the
01:04:52only one who's going to be the only one who's going to be the only one who's going to be
01:04:52the only one who's going to be the only one who's going to be the only one who's going to
01:04:52be the only one who's going to be the only one who's going to be the only one who's going
01:04:52to be the only one who's going to be the only one who's going to be the only one who's
01:04:52going to be the only one who's going to be the only one who's going to be the only one
01:04:52who's going to be the only one who's going to be the only one who's going to be the only
01:04:52one who's going to be the only one who's going to be the
01:04:52Oh my God!
01:05:13Is that enough pain?
01:05:15Or do you want more?
01:05:24Legend is written all over you, Lysander.
01:05:30Grandma, meet my new fianc茅.
01:05:34Wow, your new fianc茅?
01:05:36He's so manly.
01:05:38Much better than your last one.
01:05:40I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:43It's Butch's loss.
01:05:45Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:05:48She's like a shining star in the sky and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:05:54Bitch, we name calling now?
01:05:55I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right fam?
01:05:58Drown out the poor!
01:06:00Drown out the poor!
01:06:01Drown out the poor!
01:06:03Drown out the poor!
01:06:04Drown out the poor!
01:06:06Drown out the poor!
01:06:07See Trixie?
01:06:08You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:11You can't compete against me even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:14We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:17So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:22Let them eat cake!
01:06:33You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:34Grab what you can't fam.
01:06:36Attack!
01:06:53You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:02What the fuck was that?
01:07:04I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:05I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:16Damnit!
01:07:17Damnit!
01:07:19You forgot I had a gun too?
01:07:22That'll teach you from messing with the Wickhams.
01:07:24Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:26We're quartered.
01:07:27I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:30Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:33I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:35They will be punished.
01:07:40Now hold still for me.
01:07:44Wright rewrites the world.
01:07:56Holy fuck!
01:07:57Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:07:59By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:00Is she the goddess healer?
01:08:06I'm all better now.
01:08:07Thank you Miss Trixie.
01:08:09See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:12No, please.
01:08:14I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:15Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:17Sure.
01:08:19You hear that?
01:08:20She's just some average homeless girl in the streets.
01:08:23She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:26While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:08:30Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:08:35I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:38And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:40God?
01:08:42Wrong.
01:08:43But you're close.
01:08:45Bullshit!
01:08:46I'm gonna show you how the elite can travel on you little lives.
01:08:51You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:08:53Then let's see you try.
01:08:54Charge!
01:08:55Charge!
01:09:04The hell is this?
01:09:06This is the line between life and death.
01:09:10Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:13I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:18You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:19What if it's a trap?
01:09:21That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:23We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:24She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:27Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:30I will.
01:09:34Left leaves the wrong path.
01:09:43I'm fine.
01:09:44Nothing happened.
01:09:45You'll see soon enough.
01:09:47Oh, please.
01:09:48I really wanna die.
01:09:50And you call this the line between life and death?
01:09:52I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:09:55Whoops!
01:09:55Just crossed it again.
01:09:57Whoops!
01:09:58And again.
01:09:59Nothing's happened to you.
01:10:02Swap!
01:10:07Swap!
01:10:11No!
01:10:12No!
01:10:14What did you do to my brother?
01:10:16I didn't do anything.
01:10:18Your brother just didn't wanna heed my warning.
01:10:21I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:23If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:26Come on.
01:10:28Major.
01:10:28Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:10:30How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:32See?
01:10:33This must be an illusion.
01:10:37Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:39Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please!
01:10:49You're so sore I wouldn't marry you.
01:10:51You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:10:52Oh, please.
01:10:53You hurt us first.
01:10:55At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:10:58But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:02Marissa, thanks for taking this low life from me.
01:11:07You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:10You think anyone would wanna marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:15When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:21Don't touch my wife.
01:11:24And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:30You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:11:32But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:36That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:39Oh, really?
01:11:40Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:44You've got nothing on me.
01:11:49Yes.
01:11:50Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:11:57Goddess.
01:11:58Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:01Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:06Get the VP. We're leaving now.
01:12:11Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:15God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:18I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:21You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:23A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:26Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:28I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:30Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:34You hear that, everyone?
01:12:35There is no way lowlife Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:41She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention, so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:12:47No.
01:12:47My granddaughter would never do that.
01:12:50Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.
01:12:55Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:03Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong, and now you, Trixie, are
01:13:11pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:13Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:18I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:21You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:27Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:31It ain't working.
01:13:32You can't just fake the...
01:13:36Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary.
01:13:39It's like real magic.
01:13:41Trixie, you're an angel.
01:13:43But the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:13:47And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:13:54No.
01:13:55Trixie, look, I believe you.
01:13:59You saved me.
01:14:00Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:04No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:07We'll riot against you now.
01:14:09Tear her apart!
01:14:11Tear her apart!
01:14:12Tear her apart!
01:14:14Tear her apart!
01:14:15Tear her apart!
01:14:17Tear her apart!
01:14:17Tear her apart!
01:14:17The Vice President arrives!
01:14:19Tear her apart!
01:14:20Tear her apart!
01:14:21Tear her apart!
01:14:23Tear her apart!
01:14:34Tear her apart!
01:14:36Tear her apart!
01:14:37Tear her apart!
01:14:37Tear her apart!
01:14:37Tear her apart!
01:14:38Tear her apart!
01:14:40Tear her apart!
01:14:44Tear her apart!
01:14:46No, no, we've been through this already once, okay?
01:14:50Right, Secretary Cho?
01:14:51This actor Trixie Hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me.
01:14:57But you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:01Yes, we all thought he was a fraud.
01:15:04What I mean is, you're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong.
01:15:10And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:12The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell.
01:15:16And now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president?
01:15:20He is the general.
01:15:23Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:25Did you hear that?
01:15:26Even the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:15:31So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:15:34We got the VP and the president.
01:15:36On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:41I told you.
01:15:42Now punish them, Vice President Langley.
01:15:44This is treason.
01:15:45Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:15:53Hurry!
01:15:54The goddess healer needs us.
01:15:58You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:00My brother is a war hero.
01:16:02He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:16:05He was in a coma for two years.
01:16:07If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...
01:16:08Enough!
01:16:09You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family, not just your brother.
01:16:15Yeah.
01:16:16It's okay.
01:16:18Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:21I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life.
01:16:26And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:28I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:16:34I truly saved a good man.
01:16:41I will not let you bring ruin to my fiance.
01:16:44And what can you do about it?
01:16:46Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:16:49My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:16:54Let's try it out on them.
01:16:57Hold on, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:58There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:00Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:02Despicable!
01:17:03What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:17:09Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:13Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:28Wait, that's the present.
01:17:41No, hey, idiot!
01:17:43Oh, my God.
01:17:50Oh, my gosh.
01:17:52I'm so sorry, Madam President.
01:17:54That was...
01:17:55They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:17:58What is this?
01:18:00Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military.
01:18:04This is a war crime.
01:18:05These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:08You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:09I can shoot whoever I want.
01:18:11I have the presidential contract.
01:18:12With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:15And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:19What are you doing?
01:18:20Reverse the poison.
01:18:21And take it out of the present before it's too late.
01:18:23That is easy.
01:18:25There's no need.
01:18:27I'll save everyone.
01:18:42It's raining gold!
01:18:45What's happening?
01:18:47Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:18:48It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:18:52She...
01:18:52She is...
01:18:54She is a criminal.
01:18:56Don't worry, Madam President.
01:18:58We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:00I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:19:01Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:19:04What are you talking about?
01:19:06The President literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:19:19This contract?
01:19:21Yeah!
01:19:22Yes!
01:19:22Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:41My contract, you bitch!
01:19:43And that's not all.
01:19:56This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:19:59There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:20:03Don't you realize?
01:20:04Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:07You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:10Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:13And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:15So prepare yourself.
01:20:16Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:20What are you going to do?
01:20:22The President is here and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:28You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:32Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:34So what's your final decision?
01:20:38I'll...
01:20:39I'll...
01:20:39She's going to give me my billion dollar...
01:20:46I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:20:53Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:20:56You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract.
01:20:58You wish, you idiot!
01:21:02I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:08I don't understand.
01:21:09I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess of healing.
01:21:15And do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:20You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:25The one and only.
01:21:28And it's...
01:21:30Her.
01:21:42What?!
01:21:47Welcome, goddess.
01:21:55Uh, we, uh...
01:22:00You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:02How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:05Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:09I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person.
01:22:12To help those in need.
01:22:14Then make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:18No, so that means the billion-dollar contract,
01:22:21it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:23Then she took it away just like that.
01:22:27That was her golden ticket.
01:22:28You were once my fianc茅 and best friend.
01:22:31But after everything you've done,
01:22:33I'm officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:35No, please, I swear.
01:22:37I didn't know you were an ex-wife.
01:22:41It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:43Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:22:45She's an amazing person.
01:22:46And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:22:50She's going to be my wife.
01:22:52Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman
01:22:54on this planet.
01:23:00I love you.
01:23:14All her gold.
01:23:15All her clothes.
01:23:17All that could have been mine.
01:23:19This is all your fault.
01:23:20This is all...
01:23:21You seduced me!
01:23:24You were the one that came on to me, you hymbo.
01:23:28Please, Trixie, give me another chance.
01:23:32I want to be rich again.
01:23:33I'll be your slave.
01:23:35Kiss the ground you walk on.
01:23:37You've had your chance to apologize.
01:23:39But it's too late now.
01:23:41All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others
01:23:44just to benefit yourself.
01:23:46You two should be locked up.
01:23:47And she shall.
01:23:49For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction.
01:23:52Arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:23:55It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:23:57I never loved you.
01:23:58It's your fault!
01:23:59I was only with you for your money.
01:24:01I don't care.
01:24:02You were rich.
01:24:03You house and self-help.
01:24:06Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:08We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:11My platform is spreading kindness just like you.
01:24:14I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:17That is why I saved you.
01:24:19With these healing hands,
01:24:21I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:25Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:30Let's party!
01:24:32Wait, what if we just got married?
01:24:35Right now?
01:24:36Yes.
01:24:37Well.
01:24:38Woo!
01:24:40Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:24:45I do.
01:24:46I do.
01:24:47You may kiss the bride.
01:24:48I do.
01:24:49Woo!
01:24:50I do.
01:24:52I do.
01:24:53I do.
01:24:53I do.
01:24:54I do.
01:24:55I do.
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