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00:05Okay, walk with me on this.
00:07Gary Wilson bought what is effectively a rotting house.
00:10According to insiders, there's a rumor that Alison Grant's parents killed her and buried her in the basement.
00:15When I confronted Gary, he said that his house had good bones.
00:19Who says that?
00:20If Gary bought this house because he's a murder enthusiast obsessed with the promise of a dead girl's bones,
00:24or he murdered Alison Grant 20 years ago.
00:30Why the fuck do you still have her phone?
00:32Get rid of it.
00:33Can I take a look at those Hinkley Hills heralds we were talking about from March 2,000?
00:37No, I'm sorry. They're still not back.
00:39There's fire. Follow my lead.
00:41What are you doing?
00:42I'm simply enjoying a bonfire on my property, which you can't seem to stay off of.
00:48That mother...
01:11Be a good girl, Darla.
01:26I swear to God, you have just taken your last dump on my lawn, Darla.
01:34Good girl.
01:36I swear to God, I swear to God.
01:45La la la la la, la la la la la la la
02:02Cosmic forces coming inside
02:07Tell me there's no money to hide so they can
02:11It's the devil's life, it's the devil's life
02:14It's the devil's life
03:05It's the devil's life
03:34It's the devil's life, it's the devil's life, it's the devil's life
04:10But we won't need that
04:28It's the devil's life, it's the devil's life, it's the devil's life
04:40You've got yourself a deal
04:42Good, because my business is scalable
05:13What are you doing down there?
05:38I told you the real purpose for Gary's bonfire, didn't I?
05:42Yes, but why would Gary Wilson be burning library books?
05:46No, no, not library books
05:48Newspapers he checked out from the library
05:51With an article about Alison Grant
05:54And last night, while walking with Miles, I saw Darla
05:58In front of Gary's house
06:00With a bone
06:02Huge bone
06:04A human-sized bone
06:06Okay, and remember the rumor about Alison Grant's parents
06:09Parrying her in the basement?
06:11That's
06:13Not a coincidence
06:15What does Rob think of all this?
06:17I haven't told him
06:19He wants me to drop the Gary stuff
06:20But I know there's something up
06:22I mean, you saw the way he got pissed at Agnes
06:25When she mentioned an inspector
06:26Okay
06:27He's hiding something in there
06:31Okay
06:33Samira
06:35I know what it's like
06:38You're a new mom
06:39Our hormones have evolved
06:42To keep us in a hyper-vigilant state
06:44And of course, you want to keep your baby safe
06:49I think that you
06:52Little bitch
06:53Oh, if you dig up my azaleas
06:58I swear to God
06:59Get out of here
07:00You filthy, filthy mutt
07:02And don't come back
07:05With your filthy poop all over my powers
07:10I think I'm following animal control
07:23I don't want to rush her
07:24I just feel like it would be good for her to get out of the house
07:27Yeah, but I can't believe the Geo Bros was your first offer
07:30What are you going to suggest next?
07:31Chuck E. Cheese?
07:33Dude, you got to try Drinkly's
07:35It's where, uh, it's where Hanks used to be
07:37But they got the best fucking flatbreads
07:39I fucking love flatbreads
07:41I know
07:42We used to be out all the time
07:44We used to be fun
07:45We want to be fun together again
07:47Oh my God
07:48What?
07:48What the fuck?
07:50Never get done with
07:50You almost ate shit
07:54No, I didn't
07:55Nice ride, dude
07:56It's a quick trike
07:57And it goes really fast
07:59You want to give it a spin, Robert?
08:01Oh, uh
08:02I'm good, thanks
08:04Didn't pack my lycra
08:06And you can call me Rob
08:08Interesting
08:09But Robert is your government-issued name, no?
08:14Given to you by your parents, Beverly and Donovan Fisher?
08:18Yes, that is my government-given name
08:21But no one's called me that since high school
08:23So, just Rob now
08:25An adult nickname
08:27It's quaint
08:28What's happening?
08:29Yeah, dude
08:29You want to explain yourself?
08:32No, thank you
08:33Good day
08:36It goes fast forward, but backwards
08:40It's slower
08:41Oh, God
08:46Ow
08:47You need no?
08:56Gentlemen
08:58Well, this has been one of the waitest 20 seconds of my life
09:01Yeah
09:08What was that about?
09:09Nothing
09:09Just a
09:11Friendly and productive conversation between my fellow neighbors
09:14Nothing more, nothing less
09:15You never use that many syllables unless you're up to something
09:18Spill it
09:19I can neither confirm nor deny
09:21Come on
09:22You can trust me
09:26How's that knee feeling?
09:28My knee?
09:29Yeah, the other night in the woods you were having trouble with your knee
09:31Yeah
09:32And now you're out on a brisk walk
09:35Guess it's feeling better
09:38Yeah
09:38It's a chronic knee problem
09:40It comes and goes
09:42Is that something you'd maybe want to talk over with a trained professional
09:47Or a very observant friend?
09:51No
09:52I see
09:57Have a good day
10:25I see
10:36then Kendra comes back mere hours later with a new song then the next day released another song
10:43and that immediately indefinitely crowned him the de facto victor and son that's why you don't get
10:49into a rap feud with a pull a surprise winner you know what I'm saying it don't make no sense
11:04she's gone
11:36oh hello Danny hiya Lynn sorry to bother we're just following up on a call from a concerned
11:41neighbor unhand my dog you sniveling coward you mean your mother-in-law I'm afraid that's
11:49confidential Agnes how can you possibly think I did something to your beloved hellhound ah you see
11:57you see the vitriol look we both know you didn't really do anything to the dog I mean this is
12:02crazy
12:03town USA all right totally so if you could just let me inside have a quick look around we can
12:11both get
12:11back to playing call duty sound good no I knew it guilty she's guilty Lynn come on no what do
12:19you
12:19mean no you can't why did you kill the dog no but I know my rights and you need a
12:31warrant
12:33you'll be such a mark we'll be back with a warrant tomorrow we are gonna nail your saggy little bottom
12:41isn't that right Daniel yes mother
12:47hey Siri how do you get a warrant like obviously I know how but could you tell me anyway for
12:52fun
12:52as a bit
13:05Darla Darla God damn it Darla you're gonna have to be louder than that
13:10Darla
13:12best money can buy only a dog's ears can hear
13:16I'll bet Agnes faked this whole thing just to get me sanctioned or repatriated or some other BS
13:23seriously Lynn what what what was with you two in the drama she's jealous of me uh-huh always has
13:31been Marty and I used to have the best parties on the block Agnes being a joyless harridan used to
13:38love shutting us down she blocked me from being on the HOA out of jealous spite that woman will never
13:45cease to bend a bylaw to her own twisted liking in fact if her dog is really missing and that
13:55is a very big if it's her fault why hasn't Darla ever been written up for running around without a
14:03leash a joy rule 14 section 12 it is in the statutes hey guys evidence spotted
14:17D.A.F. um dusty as fuck Darla Agnes Festersen no don't touch it it's right on your property
14:27line you might as well get caught red-handed you know there could be a simple explanation Darla ran
14:37into the woods picked a fight with a posse of raccoons and is halfway to heaven R.I.P. good
14:43riddance
14:43it's a gaze they're called the gaze of raccoons you know it's also on Gary's property line what if
14:52he took the dog
14:58okay I'm gonna go ahead and say it I saw Darla sniffing around these doors multiple times
15:05what if he took Darla Agnes threatened him with the inspector and we already know how he feels about
15:12people looking around his house case in point what if this is his revenge on her
15:18what if Darla's in his house right now well if she is we have to go in there and clear
15:26my good name
15:27yes and save Darla if she's not dead yet she's probably dead why would you say something like
15:36that Todd she's not dead okay and we're gonna do something now that's right because no dog dies on
15:41my watch that is a lesbian oath we gotta go now maybe we should um maybe we should invite ourselves
15:47over for a neighborly visit right charm ourselves inside and see if we can find Darla yes tonight
15:55we could go in with a belated housewarming gift as cover and I have several bottles of room
16:03temperature mediocre chardonnay that I am happy to re-gift really you had to know sometime
16:13now I like this plan very Greek
16:24hey my love hey honey daddy's home I'm ready for take two on date night
16:33oh hey little man daddy's gonna get white girl wasted on one body tea
16:42I'm sorry babe I can't oh I'm just so tired
16:47you know I've been all day miles I'm barely standing up now
16:52no I understand but you should go out do something see what Naveen's up to
16:57no no yes I'll stay here with you two come on babe I know how much you've been dying to
17:01get out
17:02oh really I did buy my best shirt I'm not wasting my fuck me shirt on Naveen you've been amazing
17:08and you deserve to go and have some fun
17:11I guess I could go for like one tiny day yes I'm not sure if Naveen's even gonna be
17:18I know Naveen is free
17:19I swear that guy's in our walls or something
17:23I'll go have a good time I mean it
17:28daddy's gonna go get lit
17:31I won't I'll just have one glass of one and then fall asleep
17:36this could backfire
17:38yeah but I want to do this for you
17:40and Darla
17:41and Darla
17:52see you soon
17:53be careful
18:04be careful
18:07you
18:09you
18:09you
18:31Hello?
18:34Anyone home?
18:41He's not home.
18:42Why would he leave his door open if he's not home?
18:45Maybe we can check for him in the back.
18:47Or the basement.
18:49Maybe he's washing his body.
18:52Like taking a shower?
18:53Yeah, I mean, whatever you...
18:55Why don't we pop in and find out?
18:57You can't just break in, Samira.
19:00From a legal standpoint, we're not breaking in.
19:03We're walking into an unlocked house.
19:05Yeah, but is that legal?
19:07It's not a felony.
19:08We have wine.
19:10We'll announce ourselves.
19:15Think about Darla.
19:21Let's go, then.
19:30Hello?
19:33Gary?
19:34It's your neighbors.
19:35It's your friendly neighbors.
19:38Announcing ourselves.
19:40And we wanted to apologize for our recent intrusive behavior.
19:48Not cool.
19:48We've also brought you four bottles of the same wine.
19:57Shit.
19:58Probably just a draft.
19:59This place gives me the heebie-jeebies.
20:05Right?
20:06It's...
20:07It's all the same.
20:08What do you mean?
20:09The furniture.
20:10It's all the same staging furniture from the open house.
20:13Gary didn't change one thing.
20:15That's so odd.
20:17Todd says it's odd.
20:19Todd says it's odd.
20:19What do you think it means?
20:20I think it means he's not planning on staying very long.
20:26Maybe that's the door to the basement.
20:32Come on.
20:33Darla could pee this way.
20:36Darla?
20:37Here, girl.
20:41Yep, I just peed a little.
20:52He's here.
20:59It's okay, Darla.
21:22It's okay.
21:24Wow.
21:25This place is unrecognizable.
21:28Do you remember how sticky the floors used to be?
21:30Mm-hmm.
21:31And that pinball machine that they had over there in the corner.
21:33Yeah, remember that thing gave me a snap infection?
21:35Dude, never forget.
21:38R.I.P. Hanks, man.
21:39That place had a certain unsanitary charm.
21:43This is, dare I say, kind of hip.
21:44Right?
21:45I mean, it sort of has that jubilant and slightly horny energy.
21:48Like a local bar on the night before Thanksgiving.
21:50Look.
21:51Oh, yo.
21:52Check it.
21:53I'm glad that guy survived the regime change.
21:55You know, he worked for Hank for a few years.
21:56Oh, yeah.
21:57Afro beats in Hinkley Hills.
22:00Come on, man.
22:01I wonder if they'd let me do a DJ residency.
22:04You know, maybe this place has genuinely changed.
22:07Ravine the peace.
22:08I spoke too soon.
22:09Ah, good old Benedict Cumberbatch.
22:11Ah, still a classic.
22:13You two lovebirds on a date, huh?
22:15And that cute little shirt.
22:16Mmm.
22:17That's cute.
22:18That's kind of homophobic, dude.
22:19Come on, don't be such a snowflake.
22:21Mind if I join you?
22:22It's a two-top, so...
22:23Yeah, I mean, there's a stuff in French.
22:25I love a few.
22:27I frickin' love this place, huh?
22:29It's my home away from home.
22:31Don't get me wrong.
22:31I love being a fan, but, uh, as men, we gotta be let off the leash.
22:36You know, biologically wired to wander.
22:38That's just science.
22:40Did you learn that from a podcast?
22:41Yeah.
22:44So, Roborella, how's Dad like treating ya?
22:47Yeah, you know, it's, um, it's a bit of a learning curve, but we're figuring it out.
22:52I hear ya.
22:53Those first few months after Angel was born, Lauren started secretly burning her mail.
22:58All of it.
23:00She thought I was being laced with the anthrax.
23:01What, really?
23:02Yeah, I lost a lot of good sports illustrator that year.
23:05But, hey, it's a postpartum for ya.
23:08Shit is real.
23:09Yeah, I mean, it is.
23:13Sometimes I wish I could just crawl inside my wife's head.
23:17Wait, I might know what she needed from me.
23:22Don't feel bad.
23:24It's not your fault.
23:25Women are complex, beautiful creatures.
23:29Evolutionarily designed for resilience.
23:32Okay?
23:33Most men can't even begin to comprehend what Albert does to a woman.
23:37Yeah, that's, um...
23:39Wow.
23:41Which is why.
23:43You gotta lay down the law, make them listen to reason.
23:45Otherwise those crazy bitches, they're never gonna stop burning the mail.
23:48You feel me?
23:49I like that last.
23:49Almost had us in the first half.
23:51Alright, I got the next round.
23:52What do you two ladies want?
23:54Rosés?
23:56Roasted!
23:56Haha!
23:59I feel like I've been emotionally wedged.
24:02Let's go check upstairs.
24:04What?
24:04No.
24:04I think we should fuck the fuck off.
24:12I'm with Todd.
24:13Fuck the fuck off.
24:14Come on.
24:14We're already here.
24:15Let's go check.
24:17Let's go check.
24:17For Darla.
24:57You guys.
25:00Darla is not here.
25:02Okay?
25:03We made a valiant try, but we need to get out of here.
25:16Who are you?
25:17Why are you in my house?
25:18Who are we?
25:19Who are you?
25:21Betsy.
25:23Betsy Wilson, Gary's wife.
25:25Wife?
25:26He has a wife.
25:29We are so sorry.
25:32This is a misunderstanding.
25:33We're your neighbors.
25:36Hello.
25:37Hello, neighbor.
25:38Hi.
25:39I'm Samira.
25:42Dana.
25:43Dana Richards.
25:44Todd Mann.
25:461D2Ns.
25:47We wanted to bring a gift bite to welcome Gary, you both, to the neighborhood.
25:53The front door was unlocked.
25:55It's not a crime.
25:57But it is a security breach and concerning.
26:00That's right.
26:01So we knew we needed to come in and make sure that you were safe.
26:07You said you brought a gift?
26:09Yes.
26:09We brought a bouquet of wine.
26:12Yeah.
26:13For us to all share together as neighbors in fellowship.
26:17Get ready for the puns.
26:18We'll have a shardy party, if you will.
26:21Join us.
26:22It's Shablia grape time.
26:23We were going to bring red, but we were like, maybe Pinot, Pinot.
26:29We're working on that one.
26:37After you.
26:41After us.
26:53You know, we had no idea that Gary was married.
26:57Because, you know, we haven't seen you around.
27:01Are you married?
27:02Oh yes.
27:03Very happily married to my wife Julia.
27:07Haven't seen her around much either.
27:10Well, she's been away.
27:17Cute picture.
27:19Is that your family?
27:21It came with the frame.
27:27So, how did you and Gary made?
27:29Online.
27:31Okay.
27:33Been together a while?
27:34We're newlyweds.
27:36Oh.
27:37Yeah.
27:37Just like me and my husband.
27:39We've been married for eight months.
27:40City all wedding.
27:41We also have a ten week old.
27:43You do the math.
27:44That's my story.
27:45What about you?
27:49I'm not pregnant.
27:51If that's what you're asking.
27:53Same here.
27:55You do the math and the science.
27:58It's not gonna happen.
28:00Unless I paid to do it in a...
28:05Or...
28:06Informally with a friend.
28:08Just stop, stop.
28:10Whoa.
28:11The wine just hit me there.
28:13Oh.
28:13You actually have anything to eat?
28:15I might need something to soak up the alcohol before I...
28:18Stumble on.
28:19Oh.
28:21You want a snack?
28:23Snacks.
28:24We love snacks.
28:28Let me see what I can whip up.
28:30Thank you, Betsy.
28:32Yes.
28:33I hope she makes burgers.
28:37Let's poke round Beth Fisher's house.
28:42Snooping like a little mouse.
28:47Shh.
28:49Don't tell anyone.
28:52Here you go.
28:55Here.
28:56Mm-hmm.
29:20What do we have here, Mr. Miles?
29:25Should we see what Don's investment portfolio is?
29:29Hm?
29:34Oh.
29:36What's this?
29:402005.
29:53Robert shows a proclivity towards...
29:57Violence.
30:00Prone to outbursts...
30:02And antisocial behavior.
30:05It's clear he doesn't have many friends.
30:09The patient's most overwhelming emotion is rage.
30:15Rob?
30:16Our Rob?
30:21Oh.
30:26I mean, is it gauche to ask for a promotion in this climate?
30:30Megan's parents paid for the house, but...
30:31It's still gonna be hard to live the Brie and Jamo Niberica lifestyle that I'm accustomed to on one salary.
30:37Hey, don't look now, but...
30:39I think you've got a little admirer over there that is giving you some serious pupil action.
30:43What time?
30:4510 o'clock?
30:47Subtle.
30:50That is not subtle.
30:57She's not looking at me, dude.
30:59Yes, she is.
30:59No.
31:00No, she's not.
31:00Hey, can you stop being such a white flannel?
31:02I know the split's new, but this could be a good opportunity for you.
31:05Oh my God, she's coming over.
31:06Okay, cool.
31:07Do not talk about your DJ.
31:08Hi.
31:09Dance hall.
31:10R&B, hip-hop, stuff like that.
31:11Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, DJ.
31:14Oh, sorry, hi.
31:16Uh, what up?
31:17I'm so sorry to interrupt.
31:19Um, well, we actually signed up for next game.
31:23Oh.
31:24Oh, shoot.
31:25We totally stole your spot.
31:26No, no, no, no rush.
31:27No rush.
31:27I just wanted to let you know that we're next.
31:30And, um, I'm actually down to play whoever wins.
31:35Good thing my middle name is Winner.
31:39Uh, I was hoping for that.
31:42I'm, I'm Kate.
31:43And, oh, sorry, what's your first name?
31:45Naveen.
31:46Um, you know what?
31:47Let me clean this up.
31:48And, uh, buy you a drink.
31:51And we can get a game going.
31:54Yeah.
31:55Yeah?
31:55Yeah.
31:56Yeah.
31:56Okay.
31:57All right.
32:01I think that is my cue to leave you to it.
32:04Maybe it is.
32:06You got this.
32:10Oh.
32:11Quite the presentation.
32:13Anty.
32:19Sardine.
32:24Are you still hungry?
32:28Because if not, I should probably-
32:30I'm starving.
32:31Right, guys?
32:33Aren't you?
32:34Not me.
32:35I'm trying to cut back.
32:37On what?
32:38Well, that's fine.
32:39Because I love it.
32:41It's great for breastfeeding.
32:42You know, oily fish with all the omegas.
32:47Oh, slippery, little sucker.
32:48There.
32:53Mmm.
32:54Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
33:03Mmm.
33:04It's a little baby buddy.
33:05Crunchy.
33:07Crim de la crim.
33:10Yeah, shit.
33:11I'll give it a try.
33:13I...
33:14Whoa.
33:16My hands are so oily.
33:18Don't you hate when that happens, Dana?
33:19You want to come to the bathroom with me while I wash my hands?
33:22I might need an extra set of hands.
33:27Yes, I would be glad to.
33:29And that way, I'll know where the bathroom is in case I have to go to the bathroom, which I
33:33will,
33:33because I have a tiny bladder.
33:35It's at the top of the stairs.
33:37Great.
33:38Mmm.
33:40Kinda just slides right down.
33:44Let's try the basement.
33:47Are you sure it's this way?
33:49I know.
34:01Ugh.
34:02Uh, dust in my throat.
34:05You know, I should probably go check on your friend.
34:07You know, the paint in the library is an interesting hue.
34:13Is that pink, or is it tea rose, or...?
34:16I'd say it's more of a flesh.
34:20The basement.
34:21Darla.
34:24After you.
34:47Yeah.
34:52Don't laugh.
34:57Darla, you're going.
35:02Darla!
35:07Oh, my goodness.
35:10She's really in there.
35:12Darla!
35:13What are you talking about?
35:15It's the grave of Alison Grant.
35:28Quick, we don't have a lot of time.
35:30Samira, what is going on?
35:32Remember when I told you Alison Grant's parents killed her and buried her in the basement?
35:36Well, allegedly, I thought.
35:38But yes?
35:41Wait.
35:43What about Darla?
35:44Did you bring us here under false pretenses?
35:47We're still looking for Darla and Alison,
35:50who I think Darla partially found because I saw her the other night
35:54with a bone nut that she got from Gary's trash can.
36:00Do you mean that Gary might have killed that girl?
36:02Maybe.
36:03And then he killed Darla because she knew too much?
36:06She didn't ask for that.
36:07She just went to shit in someone's yard.
36:09He did say the house had good bones.
36:11Another meaning of the real estate term.
36:13That bastard bought this house as a trophy
36:17so he could bask in his terrible crime.
36:20Exactly.
36:21And destroy the evidence.
36:23It's anything he can get his hands on.
36:24Anything he can disinter.
36:26Why didn't you tell us about any of this?
36:28I didn't want you to think I'm crazy.
36:31I need to prove it to myself.
36:32I need to know I'm not losing my mind.
36:35You believe me, don't you, Dana?
36:41What do you think?
36:53Proper form, soft elbows, bent knees, 20 years of topsoil and annual moisture.
36:59The remains are likely skeletal and they're probably in pieces,
37:02so investigate all solid things.
37:06Let's go.
37:08So you chose not to add any new decor or personal touches to your home?
37:14Oh.
37:15Well, we thought we'd finish fixing up the place.
37:20You know, you're going to need permits here.
37:23You know, historical landmark and what have you.
37:30Why don't you go outside?
37:33I'm allergic to the sun.
37:45Hey.
37:47Oh, Jesus.
37:49Rob, you startled me.
37:54Why's Samara?
37:58I think I hit something.
38:00A bone?
38:01It's hard.
38:04And wet.
38:05What?
38:09Oh, shit.
38:11It's a pipe.
38:20I like the wallpaper.
38:23Do you see all the eyes?
38:26All the eyes on the wall looking back at us?
38:32I've always seen the eyes.
38:42I often think I'm the only one who sees the things I see.
38:47How do you mean?
38:49Well, you know, a detail.
38:52But here we are, seeing the same thing.
39:06She had to run errands.
39:11What?
39:11Now?
39:13It's nearly ten o'clock.
39:16You know, you're not angry, are you?
39:24Oh.
39:25Hi.
39:30Maybe we put a bunch of dirt on top and see if I'll soak it all up.
39:34Let's do this.
39:34That's where it's a pant.
39:35Let's do it.
39:40Oh.
39:55Oh, hi.
40:05Okay, good night.
40:08She'll be back.
40:10Any minute.
40:11I know it.
40:12What the hell?
40:17I just want you to know that we all think of you as a very kind, gentle, even-keeled person.
40:25Right, yeah, okay.
40:26Good night, then.
40:26Good night.
40:28Good night.
40:30Good night.
40:46Good night.
40:49Neighbors, let's not do this again soon.
40:52And I'll send you a bill for the pipe.
41:04Darla!
41:05My sweet baby!
41:07He saved the dog!
41:09Come here, baby.
41:11Oh, baby girl.
41:12Oh, my baby, you're home.
41:15Use your favorite bones.
41:16Yeah, she was just wandering Asheville.
41:19Thank you so much, all.
41:21Oh, my hero, you brought me my baby.
41:24Oh, thank you.
41:25Come on, baby girl, come on.
41:29Come on.
41:30Great.
41:31Now he's a hero.
41:34A dog saved is a dog saved.
41:37I sense this somehow peeves you.
41:40I guess you're off the hook now.
41:43I guess I am.
41:45Hey, I learned that I like sardines.
41:49So, you know, win-win.
41:51I'm gonna go soak my blisters.
41:54Todd, come help me.
41:56Come on.
42:07Oh, thanks for the wine!
42:18I mean, put aside the fact that you lied to me about going out tonight,
42:21you broke into the house of the guy...
42:23There was no breaking, just entering.
42:26Yeah, okay.
42:26Of a guy who has already called the cops on you,
42:30and then you start vandalizing his property.
42:32Why were you even in there?
42:33I was looking for Agnes' dog.
42:35Agnes couldn't look after her own dog, for God's sake, Samira!
42:39This was so reckless and dangerous and illegal.
42:43He could have called the cops on you again.
42:47You could have been hurt.
42:49But I'm okay, and he didn't.
42:52I also feel like you're glossing over this whole secret wife thing.
42:56He has a woman stashed in his house like a doll.
42:59She's not the one breaking into people's houses and ripping up their basements.
43:02You don't understand!
43:04No, I... I don't.
43:06So, help me.
43:08Please, help me to understand.
43:10Okay.
43:12Maybe it's not about the dog.
43:14What, then?
43:18I know...
43:19I know something's wrong.
43:21That guy is up to something, and I need you to believe me.
43:25What do you think he's up to?
43:28He's digging up Alison Grant's bones.
43:35Samira, I have told you.
43:37That is just a rumor.
43:39Do you know what he was burning in that bonfire the other night?
43:42Yeah, I don't know.
43:43Logs.
43:44Newspapers.
43:45Yeah, it's kindling.
43:45That's how people start fires.
43:47Newspapers from 2005, Rob.
43:50Newspapers about her, about Alison Grant.
43:53What?
43:54Why didn't you tell me this?
43:56I was trying to find information online, and I couldn't.
43:59And I started digging.
44:01It was burning evidence about her death.
44:04You have to know that...
44:05Enough!
44:06Okay?
44:06It was 20 years ago.
44:08Her body isn't down there.
44:10So just drop it.
44:19I'm sorry.
44:21I'm sorry.
44:22I'm sorry.
44:23I'm just tired.
44:31I'm sorry.
44:35Samira, I'm sorry.
44:36It's okay.
44:37It's okay.
44:38Consider it dropped.
44:45So she thought the dead girl's bones were down there?
44:49I mean, I get the instinct.
44:51The vibes radiating off of Gary.
44:54I don't like him.
44:55He's the kind of person that you want to hold your breath when he walks by.
44:58And if he called the cops on me, oh man, I would hold that grudge until the end of time.
45:05Don't get me started on nightgown lady in the house, either.
45:09In a way, she kind of reminds me of you.
45:12What do you mean?
45:14Well, just in that she can't leave the house, and you don't leave the cul-de-sac.
45:20Of course I leave the cul-de-sac.
45:22No, you don't.
45:23I would see it.
45:24I mean, I see everything.
45:30It's just, I...
45:33I like having clear boundaries set.
45:36No surprises.
45:37I know what to expect.
45:39And then I don't worry.
45:41Okay?
45:42Agoraphobia is kind of at odds with your rambunctious live-laugh-love personality, no?
45:49Yeah, well, people are complicated.
45:51For example, I wouldn't guess that adult Charlie Brown would be deeply into avant-garde Japanese workwear,
46:00but we all contain multitudes, don't we?
46:07Okay.
46:08Showed you mine.
46:09You gotta show me yours.
46:10Show you my what?
46:12Your big secret from yesterday.
46:14Come on.
46:15Well, I found a police report.
46:18And?
46:18Let's just say it's not Gary that we need to be worried about.
46:26It's Rob.
46:42One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do.
46:52You can be as bad as one.
46:56It's the loneliest number since the number one.
47:10Now is the loneliest number.
47:17And now is the saddest experience you'll ever know.
47:29Because one is the loneliest number
47:34That you'll ever know
47:38Because one is the loneliest number
47:43That you'll ever know
47:48Because one is the loneliest number
47:53Just grabbing some water
47:58Because one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
48:07Because one is the loneliest number that you'll ever know
48:15One is the loneliest number one
48:19Is the loneliest number one
48:24One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
48:33One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
48:58One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
49:00One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
49:03One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
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