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00:03From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central, it's America's only source for news.
00:10This is The Daily Show with your host, Jon Stewart.
00:27Hi, everybody!
00:38Welcome to The Daily Show.
00:39My name is Jon Stewart.
00:40Great show for you tonight.
00:41Later on, we're going to be joined by the president of the United Nations General Assembly,
00:47Annalena Baerbock will be joining us.
00:49She's president.
00:55And we will talk about how nobody knew that the United Nations General Assembly had a president.
01:01I did not know that.
01:04Ladies and gentlemen, I want to start the program tonight in a slightly different place.
01:09I want to give credit where credit is due.
01:11We don't, obviously, often do this.
01:15The president did a solid over the weekend.
01:17President Trump signed an executive order in front of his fraternity brothers fast-tracking the FDA process for novel psychedelic
01:27drug treatments for veterans suffering from all forms of PTSD and other psychiatric conditions, including addiction.
01:32I'll, you know, I'm sorry.
01:33I'll let the president explain off the cuff as he does.
01:36In a 2024 study from Stanford University, 30 special operation veterans with traumatic brain injuries underwent.
01:45And it's called ibogaine treatment.
01:50Ibogaine.
01:50Remember the name.
01:52Is that pronounced relatively properly what you said?
01:54Yes.
01:54I don't want to get it wrong.
01:57Ibogaine.
02:04Body, body, body.
02:07Ibogaine, ibogaine.
02:08Rogaine with an ibogaine.
02:09It's easy.
02:11By the way, they gave you the easiest hallucinogenic to pronounce.
02:15They could have thrown f***ing ayahuasca in there.
02:19Psilocybin.
02:20But they gave you ibogaine.
02:21But even when they dumbed the shit down for him, it's a problem.
02:26I'm sorry.
02:26I'm sorry.
02:27I'm sorry.
02:28I'm falling into old habits.
02:29It's good.
02:29You did a good thing.
02:30I'm nitpicking.
02:32I apologize.
02:33A lot of the people are going to get the help they need.
02:37Ibogaine, because it's so important.
02:38I've then experienced an 80 to 90% reduction in symptoms of depression and anxiety within one month.
02:46Can I have some, please?
02:51I'll take whatever it takes.
03:02Oh, my God.
03:04He's depressed, too.
03:09Hey, don't be depressed, sir.
03:12Trump won't be president forever.
03:16But I have to say, there are little moments in these Oval Office gatherings that are somewhat
03:22revelatory of the president's psyche and really a good starting place for any accredited mental
03:28health professional.
03:29I don't have time to be depressed.
03:31You know, if you stay busy enough, maybe that works, too.
03:35That's what I do.
03:38You can't get depressed if you stay busy.
03:42It's a little thing called outrunning the darkness.
03:47You can't be depressed if the sadness can't catch you.
03:56And to be frank, I don't think Donald Trump should treat that with hallucinogenics anyway.
04:03But if he did, would we even notice?
04:09If he took a hallucinogenics, he'd be like, they're eating the cats and dogs right near my beautiful
04:18ballroom.
04:20By the way, did you know I'm Jesus?
04:33The poor fellow in the bed is still sick.
04:41Really freaks me out every time I look at that picture.
04:45All right.
04:46You know what, though?
04:46Well, maybe Trump's already taken them, given how intensely he focused on the signing of
04:53this bill.
04:54I mean, he signed the shit out of this bill.
05:12You think Biden can do that?
05:27Hey, man.
05:28You ever really looked at your signature on weed?
05:41Look.
05:43I do.
05:43I think it's a good thing what he did.
05:45I swear to God, it's a good thing what he did.
05:47And this is not political.
05:48I don't mean this as political, but it was weird as shit the way he signed that.
05:56It was like, it was weird as shit.
05:57Like, I'm looking at that signature right now.
05:59Does that even say Donald Trump?
06:04The last name is longer than his first name.
06:08It doesn't look like, it looks like it says Leonard Skinner.
06:12It doesn't even, it doesn't make any sense.
06:17None of this makes sense.
06:19Go, go.
06:20You know, I'm sorry.
06:21I'm trying to derail the program.
06:23Can we go back to just play him writing the last name?
06:26I swear to God, he doesn't write Trump.
06:33No, that's not trying to write it right.
06:36That's, that's too many letters.
06:39I counted like 10 letters.
06:41Unless he's just adding characters like this is his Wi-Fi password.
06:44I, it doesn't say Donald Trump.
06:50I would make sure this executive order is even legal because it appears to have been signed off by David
06:56Hasselhoff.
06:57That says David Hasselhoff.
07:00But the signing capped off a bit of a winning streak for the president.
07:03The biggest news being the Friday announcement of his total victory over Iran.
07:08President Trump marches to victory.
07:10Trump told the media Iran has agreed to everything.
07:13The announcement really sparked a huge surge on Wall Street.
07:16New record highs on the S&P 500 and the NASDAQ crude oil prices.
07:20Falling off a cliff.
07:21Most of the points are already negotiated and agreed to.
07:25You'll be very happy.
07:27A great and brilliant day for the world.
07:31Wow.
07:32I'm not.
07:37If I may offer you a humble apology.
07:42I was one of the naysayers who said this president got us into a war on an impulse.
07:48I said this president didn't have a plan for a coherent exit strategy.
07:52I said this president was cavalier about the damage that this war of choice would cause.
07:55I said this president seems to slosh when he moves because of the venous insufficiency.
08:02You're like a milk carton when you push across the kitchen table.
08:11I said all of those things and I would like to take back three of those statements.
08:18He does slosh.
08:21But the president's allies knew all along what time it was.
08:26The president is playing chess when the rest of the world is playing checkers.
08:33That's how he does it.
08:36I can't believe at the beginning when the whole thing started that the rest of the world didn't say,
08:40wait, why are you playing?
08:41Why do you have a horse in a castle?
08:44And we have the little discs.
08:47What kind of chess were they playing?
08:48He's playing three-dimensional chess.
08:51Four-dimensional chess.
08:52Playing 5D chess.
09:01That's the chess where the seats move and they spray water at you.
09:08I'm sorry, analyst Dean Cain.
09:13Could you expand on that?
09:15President Trump is playing 5D chess.
09:17The dominoes are slowly just falling and toppling.
09:24What game is he playing?
09:27He's playing chess and then the dominoes.
09:29He's at checkers ordering dominoes.
09:31The point is, I'm hungry.
09:37And while the world played Jenga, Donald Trump is playing hungry, hungry hippos.
09:41Whatever the analogy is.
09:43Because of Trump's brilliant interdimensional Jedi mind,
09:46he basically got everything he wanted from Iran.
09:49Iran has removed or is removing all of the sea mines.
09:52No money will exchange hands in any way, shape or form.
09:55They will never have a nuclear weapon.
09:59The USA will get all nuclear dust.
10:02The nuclear dust?
10:05Does that mean we also get the nuclear dust bunnies?
10:12It's so adorable how they beg for death.
10:16But look, the enriched uranium was a huge part of this war.
10:20The fact that Iran has agreed to transfer all of its enriched uranium
10:24to the United States, it's a win.
10:27The Iranian foreign ministry says Iran's enriched uranium
10:31is not going to be transferred anywhere under any circumstances.
10:41I guess checkers is a tougher game than I thought.
10:45All right, so there's still a couple of fine details to work out on the nuclear aspect.
10:49But the truth is, we only fought this war to get Iran to open the Strait of Hormuz.
10:54That, they closed when we started this war.
10:56But, let's keep the main thing the main thing.
11:00Iran has just announced that the Strait of Hormuz
11:03is fully open and ready for business
11:06and full passage.
11:10Damn.
11:12That news is ibogaine to my ears.
11:20Could Biden have done that?
11:23No.
11:24Because, as I said earlier, the Strait was already open.
11:26But, you heard it straight from the president.
11:30He declared the Strait of Hormuz is open.
11:33Iran declared the Strait of Hormuz closed.
11:46Oh, boy.
11:47All right.
11:48Iran is directly contradicting President Trump.
11:51And he's not going to like that.
11:53On Truth Social, he wrote the following,
11:55The United States is going to knock out every single power plant,
11:59every single bridge in Iran.
12:01No more Mr. Nice Guy.
12:03Civilian infrastructure?
12:04Gone!
12:06No more Mr. Nice Guy.
12:08Say hello to senior war crime.
12:13Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew.
12:17Sorry, sorry.
12:24The audience seems to be split
12:26between old people and younger people, right?
12:28I think that's very clear what's happening here.
12:30I think that's very clear.
12:31Oh, my God.
12:32Oh, my God.
12:36Now, you might be thinking to yourself,
12:39how did this happen?
12:40How did the certainty of total resolution
12:43that Trump announced
12:44morph into the uncertainty
12:46of total annihilation
12:48that Trump announced
12:49in less time than it took Carol G
12:52to own Coachella?
12:56Cool, damn.
13:02Hey, who wants an edible?
13:12Multivitamin.
13:13Inedible multivitamin.
13:18See, what the naysayers don't understand
13:21about Trump is that
13:23what appears to the outside observer
13:25as chaos
13:25is actually the 5D-focused stratagems
13:29of a master negotiator.
13:31This is the art of the deal.
13:33You know,
13:35we never got to see Henry Ford assemble a car,
13:38or Thomas Edison put the first filament
13:39into a light bulb,
13:40or Malcolm Onlyfans reveal his bare foot
13:43in the town square.
13:46But thanks to God,
13:48the Iran war has given us all an opportunity.
13:50This is history.
13:51To witness in real time,
13:52Donald Trump applied the sacred principles
13:55of the art of the deal.
13:58Let's begin just a few weeks back
14:00when Donald Trump
14:01and his bombing buddy, Bibi,
14:03launched fierce military strikes on Iran
14:05in the middle of a negotiation.
14:07Setting the stage
14:08for art of the deal,
14:11step one,
14:12state your demands.
14:13The president declaring
14:14in a truth social post
14:16there will be no deal with Iran
14:18except unconditional surrender.
14:20It's where they cry uncle
14:22or when they can't fight any longer
14:24and there's nobody around to cry uncle.
14:26Uncle?
14:27They cry uncle?
14:28I believe the president
14:30may be confusing war
14:31with tickle fighting,
14:32but the point is that...
14:37I remember when Lee cried uncle
14:39at Appomattox.
14:43But you always start every negotiation
14:45by demanding everything,
14:47which sets you up for step two,
14:48art of the deal,
14:49the consequences
14:50of not acceding to step one.
14:52We're going to hit them
14:54extremely hard
14:55over the next two to three weeks.
14:57We're going to bring them back
14:59to the stone ages
15:00where they belong.
15:03Yabba-dabba-oop.
15:05Total surrender
15:06or total destruction?
15:08Game?
15:09Set?
15:10And...
15:11I'm sorry.
15:12Iran has shut down
15:13the Strait of Hormuz.
15:15Counter move.
15:18Shutting down
15:19the Strait of Hormuz?
15:20Well, cry me a whore river.
15:24What's that going to do?
15:26The closure of the Strait of Hormuz
15:28causing chaos
15:29to the global economy.
15:30Disrupting the global supply chain.
15:32Causing gas and food prices
15:33to surge.
15:34Skyrocketing jet fuel costs.
15:35Sending fertilizer prices soaring.
15:37A global economic downturn
15:38that could ignite mass famine.
15:45All right, motherfuckers.
15:49I didn't want to have to do this.
15:58All right.
16:00You want to go, Iran?
16:02You want to do this?
16:03Move like that.
16:07Might unbalance
16:08your run-of-the-mill dealmaker,
16:09but the master
16:10has already prepared
16:12a step three.
16:13The president wrote,
16:15open the f***ing straight,
16:16you crazy bastards,
16:17or you'll be living in hell.
16:38That's right.
16:39The art of the deal,
16:39step three,
16:40is basically steps one and two,
16:42but with cursing.
16:44Your move, Iran.
16:46Iran says
16:47the Strait of Hormuz
16:48is still closed.
16:52Yeah.
16:57I see what you did there.
16:59Your move is no move.
17:02Which brings us to step four.
17:04Iran has agreed
17:05to open the Strait of Hormuz.
17:08Boom!
17:09Motherf***er!
17:12Step four,
17:12art of the deal.
17:14Just say it's open.
17:17Who's going to check?
17:20Honestly, who's going to...
17:24Who's going to check
17:25if it's actually open?
17:27Even if you have a boat,
17:28what are you going to do?
17:28Are you going to drive
17:28all the way there?
17:30What are you going to do?
17:31Are you going to go
17:31to the Strait of Hormuz
17:32yacht and regatta club?
17:33Get the f*** out of here.
17:35You didn't even know
17:36what the Strait of Hormuz
17:37was a month ago.
17:37Now you're a f***ing expert
17:38on the Strait of Hormuz.
17:40As far as you know,
17:41it's open.
17:42It's open!
17:44Now, the next part's tricky.
17:46Because at some point,
17:48even though you stated
17:49very clearly
17:49that the Strait of Hormuz
17:50is open,
17:52people are going to realize
17:53it's not open.
17:55They're still not getting
17:56food or fuel.
17:58Which is fine.
17:59Because this is where
18:00the art of the deal,
18:01where the fourth dimensional chess
18:03comes into play.
18:05Breaking tonight,
18:06President Donald Trump
18:07saying the U.S. Navy
18:08will start blockading
18:09quote,
18:10any and all ships
18:11trying to enter
18:12or leave
18:12the Strait of Hormuz.
18:14Woo!
18:16Hit him with the old
18:17razzle-dazzle!
18:18You can't break up with me!
18:19I'm breaking up with you!
18:21Woo!
18:22Woo!
18:23Woo!
18:24Woo!
18:26Woo!
18:27Woo!
18:28Woo!
18:29Woo!
18:31Woo!
18:32Woo!
18:33Woo!
18:33Woo!
18:33Woo!
18:34Woo!
18:34Woo!
18:35Woo!
18:35Woo!
18:36And at this point,
18:36haters might assume
18:38you've been winging it
18:39the whole time.
18:40And they might have
18:43questions like,
18:44hey, Trump,
18:45do you even have a plan?
18:47Well,
18:47the art of the deal says,
18:48don't fall for that!
18:50I have the best plan of all,
18:51but I'm not going to tell you
18:52what my plan is.
18:53I don't care for
18:54people like you about that.
18:55I mean,
18:55who would answer a question
18:56like that?
18:57Why would I tell you
18:58all of that kind ofジャ scanning?!
18:59STEP 6.
19:00Art of the deal.
19:01Don't tell anyone your plan.
19:02That would be the dumbest thing
19:04you could do.
19:05Which brings us to step seven.
19:07Call up a news person and tell them you're playing.
19:09I just spoke with the president this morning.
19:12The president said if they do not sign the deal,
19:15the U.S. will blow up every power plant and more in Iran.
19:22But telling one person you're playing, that's still just 4D chess.
19:25Step eight is 5D chess.
19:28Tell everyone you're playing.
19:30I spoke to him on the phone this morning and told me several things.
19:34President Trump today told me if Iran does not sign this deal,
19:37the whole country is going to get blown up.
19:40In our short phone call, the president told me
19:42the strikes have caused very great losses on their leadership.
19:45He also told me he doesn't think boots on the ground will be necessary.
19:49He told me that they had agreed to talk.
19:50I just got off the phone with the president and, um, and he called.
19:58You see how bummed out Brett Baer was that he called him?
20:02Yeah, I talked to the president. He called me.
20:04I, uh, had the number blocked, but I got there.
20:11So now everybody's on the same page.
20:13It seems like you're moving towards a resolution
20:15in a crisp and linear fashion.
20:18Everybody knows the plan.
20:21All that's left to do is send over a high-level negotiating team
20:27to work out the fine print and arrive at an enduring peace.
20:32You've got them right where you want them, where you hit them with step nine.
20:37Who's talking to what now?
20:39The president saying he intends to send vice president J.D. Vance to Pakistan
20:43for a second shot at peace talks today.
20:46And an important clarification, I just got off the phone with President Trump yet again.
20:50He told me that Vice President Vance will not be leading the U.S. delegation.
20:55But then less than two hours later,
20:57I was told that Vice President Vance would again lead this delegation.
21:08Vance on.
21:11Vance on.
21:12Vance on.
21:14Vance on.
21:30so that's where we've arrived at with the art of the deal basically it's a cycle
21:34it's a cycle of demands and threats and premature declarations of victory that allows the negotiator
21:39enough wiggle room to at almost any point claim that they've achieved exactly what they've set
21:44out to do ultimately achieving a nuclear deal that'll probably be worse than the nuclear deal
21:49trump pulled our country out of with iran to start a devastating war that has killed thousands of
21:54innocent iranians 13 american soldiers eroded our credibility as the leader of the free world
21:58sabotage the world economy and will cost the american taxpayers who knows maybe trillions
22:04and as that realization sinks into a population weary of your malignant narcissism and impulsivity
22:14trump hits him with step 10. cuban's gonna be next
22:21that's right mother step 10
22:24keep moving to outrun the darkness
22:30when we come back her excellency i'm elena bearbach will be joining me on the show don't go away
22:49welcome back to the daily show my guest tonight she is the current president of the united
22:55nations general assembly previously served as germany's federal minister for foreign affairs
22:59please welcome to the program ambassador on elena bearbach
23:14so nice to see you
23:17uh are you do you go by uh madam president your excellency ambassador what is what is the preferred
23:24uh title whatever you choose or anelena but it's hard it's an lena not lena on elena yes that sounds
23:32and i said lena because did i pronounced it correctly i think you might be wrong
23:39after 46 years thank you no you're very welcome i've been meaning to do that uh you are the president
23:45of the united nations general assembly i think most people did not realize that there is a president
23:50of the general assembly how long is your term uh what are the duties indeed uh it's a very short
23:59term it's only one year time so in german we would say you are just being thrown into the water
24:05the
24:06cold water we say in germany sure and then you just have to start swimming and uh yeah the job
24:10is to
24:11bring the whole international family so 193 to the table sounds quite similar but uh in a time
24:19uh where one of these member states might have a nuclear weapon and the other one uh just has a
24:26conflict imagine if you bring your family to the thanksgiving table and you have the cranky uncle and
24:31you have your hippie mother and then you just uh say sing from the same songbook uh it's also a
24:36hard
24:37job so yes in these times where not everybody is ready to sing from the same songbook anymore my
24:42biggest task is actually to defend the songbook the charter of the united nations peace and security
24:47sustainable development and human rights right for the united nations
24:54in that analogy does the crazy uncle or the hippie mom have the nuclear weapon well
25:01frankly speaking in history the woman hardly had the nuclear weapon
25:07so as president you are tasked with selecting or at least uh uh doing the interviews for the next
25:15secretary general is that correct right how many candidates do you have is this like a
25:21monster.com how do they how do you get candidates to be uh the secretary general how are they submitted
25:29is it controversial yes and it will be probably the hardest job interview ever because these 193
25:38member states they can all ask a question be interviewed so i'm presiding over it it starts
25:43tomorrow actually so if you want to see it yeah live on human web tv so wait what you're going
25:49to do
25:50this live yes transparency we do have in the international community let me ask you a question
26:01what is the cutoff for resumes
26:04and could i do it once a week the interview the job the job well unfortunately it's a 24 7
26:13job but
26:13how many people are you interviewing at the moment four so yeah the question was so how is the process
26:21um you have to be nominated by a member state um there was a strong call for women so 193
26:29member
26:29states there's never been a woman actually agreed on one thing that they strongly called on the
26:33nomination of woman yes because for 80 years there never has been a woman and i mean a woman here
26:39probably and out there in the world we have heard it all before it was really hard to find one
26:43but explaining that after 80 years you could not find a woman if you have four billion potential
26:49candidates because there are four billion women and girls around the world it's really hard to
26:53explain
27:00here's the other thing too my guess is they'll bring in a woman to run it just at the point
27:06where it's
27:06basically unrunnable is it is it runnable anymore at the un you have the security council which can
27:12veto i mean russia and china vetoed a resolution to keep the strait of hormuz open that's where they
27:19i mean china gets a lot of its oil from the strait of hormuz and they still vetoed it how
27:24how difficult
27:25is it to even wrangle these countries anymore for resolutions if you want to have an easy job that's
27:32not the right it's not the right to be at the u.s sure uh but on the other hand
27:37um i mean there's
27:39always another option so when they vetoed it in the security council and uh yeah to those watching
27:46so they are the five permanent members they do have the veto because for historical uh reasons
27:51right and there has been a new initiative because obviously the vetoes in the security council led to
27:57the situation that uh in the past many conflicts could not be uh solved and it was also to the
28:04damage for the united nations because it's about the credibility so the majority of member states
28:08said then you have to come to the general assembly where all the 193 member states are and this
28:15happened last week so i called for this session saying this has to come now for the general assembly
28:19we had a big debate with many states underlining that in an interconnected world what happened in
28:27one part of the world affects everybody so oil prices have exploded one country even declared
28:33the state of energy emergency because obviously for poor countries this is a total disaster it's
28:40devastating so after this session we saw the ceasefire negotiations coming back together again we have
28:49now this kind of unstable ceasefire um so hopefully everybody understands now that in this situation
28:57nobody can win if we're not coming back to diplomatic terms and uh that the united nations is the only
29:04place where you can bring together all member states from around the world epcot center that's a place
29:12a lot of different i think it represents most people let me ask you a question are we putting
29:17too much on the united nations you know my image of the united nations is is like that this
29:25it's the general assembly and we come in and we make peace deals but maybe that's never really been
29:32its function it seems like what it does well because a well-timed resolution what does that really do
29:37anyway if it's vetoed or not vetoed but it seems what the u.n does well is as kind of
29:43an international
29:45cleanup crew for the mess that the other nations make you do foreign aid you have refugee programs is that
29:58something that the u.n should would steer more into and should we lower our expectations about their
30:06so-called peacemaking abilities 100 right because from the first day on um the united nation
30:15what was not meant to bring humankind to heaven but to prevent humanity from hell so it's therefore
30:23i bet that sounds excellent german well yes i bet that so um
30:34i mean yeah because we would go back to german history it was unfortunately my country exactly
30:38you guys yeah yeah and we learned our lessons and it took rightly so uh my country back then also
30:46it was a cold war being divided to come to the international family again but this is why
30:52also me personally as a former foreign minister of my country yeah we are making so clear without
30:58this united nations without the charter nothing in the world would be better off sometimes people call
31:03the u.n naive with all the morals and all the principles but the ground fathers and a few mothers
31:08they've been through the worst in life two world conflicts uh a genocide with six million uh jews being
31:18killed back then also many many countries more than 50s 50 were still under colonial power so this house was
31:26built to have at least some progress and as you were mentioning the vast majority of the work of the
31:32united
31:32nations is to prevent conflict unfortunately especially in these times hate clicks six times better so
31:39the good stories uh hardly make it to the headlines and uh journalists don't write about the war which
31:46didn't happen we learned it also in kovic in the pandemic there's no glory in prevention but this is
31:51exactly uh the main work the u.n is doing preventing that different conflicts that out of a famine right
31:59another war would happen preventing that with regard to for example when we had the pandemic
32:04where no army in the world could stop the virus because it didn't have any passport even the
32:09strongest countries could not do it alone right it needed the united nations with the world health
32:14organization to do the vaccination for half of the world's population uh children going around that
32:20we don't have smallpox anymore this is thanks to the u.n i mean you haven't been downtown believe me
32:27since mom donnie as a whole um what i'm wondering about is it's it's the sense that you know the
32:37changes that might be made in in the u.n to deal with all these various conflicts and things that
32:45are
32:45coming up are overwhelmed by this new order of world power play that people are rebelling against
32:55this idea of globalization whether it comes through international norms of an international court
33:02or the united nations you know the united nations is the black helicopters it's the new world order
33:08it's all those things when in large part it seems like a place where it may be overly bureaucratic
33:14but they're trying to get aid or take a an international mechanism to help
33:21those that have been most hurt yes by the calamities that the the great powers have visited upon
33:29the earth if you were going to what what changes would you make at the u.n
33:36to maybe make it uh more effective or is there a way to sell it to the new populist regimes
33:43that want
33:44nothing to do with international order they don't want international climate treaties they don't want
33:49uh international peace treaties it seems they don't want international rules of order they want might
33:54makes right how does the u.n deal with that uh many questions in one so maybe that's right
34:02you have 20 seconds i can share it that's the best what politicians can do we are very short in
34:10answering questions you know um so i know 30 seconds are over no no no please take your time
34:16we got plenty of time it's basic cable nobody's watching i uh i cherry pick i cherry pick well first
34:23of all you're 100 right the main job is to bring um food literally to to the people and this
34:31is what i
34:32said also when we started this so-called 80th session actually the 80th anniversary not so much to
34:37celebrate at these uh times at the u.n but when we started the 80th session speaking in front of
34:43all heads of states um remembering them no single day would the world be better off without the united
34:50nations because millions of people would literally starve you could not enter an airplane uh safely none
34:58of us because the uh civil aviation organization is based with the united nations uh so for all
35:07of us it's in our interest and not only for the pure people around the world to have this united
35:12nations but on the other hand obviously uh something uh now might is right but we have seen also lately
35:20with the strait of humus that obviously uh this conflict does not only affect everybody but also
35:27you need the support of others to open the strait of humus and this is why for me it's crystal
35:33clear
35:34the international peace order the charter of the united nations is a life insurance for everyone
35:40and nobody could sleep in silence and peace if we would accept that a bigger neighbor can just invite
35:48invade their neighboring country uh in the future and as you mentioned the climate crisis i mean you can
35:55deny it uh you can just pretend it's not there but we could see all over the world the wildfires
36:04which
36:04also do not stop at the richest neighborhoods in every country around the world because like the
36:10pandemic and the virus also co2 doesn't have a passport and it will just spread all over the world so
36:17we can
36:17only fight it together in our own interest would you like to see the u.n have more teeth in
36:23terms of
36:24enforcement like where they could levy fine do they levy fines i don't know what they can do i know
36:29there's certain peacekeeping things and but when let's say somebody does violate international norms
36:35international law u.n i mean the u.n has said israel has violated uh you know treaties and yet
36:41nothing
36:41happens to them what could happen can they levy fines can they charge countries like uh in baseball if
36:49you throw at somebody well it's not the world police yeah so you cannot just what if it were the
36:57world
36:57police well we tried it with some courts for example the international criminal court unfortunately the
37:06biggest uh powers they did not ratify uh but this is again the strength of the united nations
37:12right you have to keep at it you have to keep trying others said we move forward and this court
37:16as you you ask can you try people yes they did they tried one of the biggest war criminals uh
37:22when we
37:23had uh the balkan wars when we had about melosevic yes we had we had uh skrabenica so a genocide
37:29going on so they tried them in front of a court uh now for example with regard to the philippines
37:36they
37:36had uh the dictator back there so there's an international arrest warrant and he will be probably
37:42tried in front of the icc uh the icc the international criminal uh court for others who have not
37:50ratified it uh for example with assad then it's not possible but they are also arrest warrant uh you
37:56mentioned a couple of them with different wars going on right now so these who's who's the worst country
38:03right now well i'm the president i'm the president of the general assembly speaking on behalf of all of
38:10them right who would they all say is the worst country well obviously the worst are those who
38:19deny dignity from other human beings and this is why we have to stand up for it every day otherwise
38:25coming back to my own country again more than 80 years ago why is it so hard for us to
38:30learn that
38:31lesson it really blows my mind that that this idea that violence and might makes right to take us back
38:39to
38:39a world that we were when colonial powers and imperial powers ruled and war was uh inevitable in in almost
38:49every location it's it's almost shocking to see how far we've come and yet people want to go back to
38:58that much more barbaric way of of governance is that what's talked about in the halls or or or is
39:07are the halls of the u.n a more administrative place than a philosophical place well this is a
39:14philosophical question that's why i'm not in the halls of the u.n yeah so um i would say all
39:21because
39:21it's just the diversity of the whole uh world and you asked before what do we have to do and
39:27what would
39:27be the biggest task um for me and the secretary general antonio guterres at the moment to reform the
39:33united nations to make it more efficient because the truth is as well and i'm not a fan of sugar
39:39coaching so we have to face it that over 80 years uh it has built up on mandates resolution by
39:46resolution
39:47so we have 40 000 mandates obviously not very efficient yeah so uh in every company uh you would
39:54just modernize your system and this is what we're doing right now we're in the midst of a deep reform
39:59called un80 but at the other hand you should not use the shortcomings in trying to destroy the whole
40:08house and this is where we are faced in and you were addressing also the financial situation if member
40:14states and unfortunately also the host country do not pay their bill anymore obviously this house
40:20uh cannot uh function and uh in a situation that uh people especially children are uh dying right
40:29in this minute they have to you have like rotten uh eight in warehouses this is obviously a situation
40:36which cannot go on so therefore as the president of the general assembly i can only recall that no
40:44they would be better off without the u.n and this is why we should all strengthen this house of
40:49peace
40:50and this house of humanity have you thought about oh please i i i couldn't agree more that it needs
40:57to be uh reformed and and and it's all my last question is have you thought about letting the ellisons
41:04buy it so they ran skydance it's a very small production house and then they bought paramount which
41:12is kind of a larger place and then for some reason bought warner brothers and now they're just they own
41:18and we all work for them they could add the u.n easily they have so much money
41:28well i as i just said we have like an open call yeah for candidates
41:37interview start tomorrow uh madame president such a pleasure such an honor
41:45quick break we'll be right back after this
41:48wait are you going to get out
41:49that is our show for tonight but before we go we're going to check in with your host for the
42:08rest of
42:09the week mr michael costa michael thanks john tell the people uh what are you working on this week
42:17john i'll be looking in at the 250 million dollar lawsuit that cash patel just filed against the
42:22atlantic magazine for an article about his drinking wow you know what i had just heard about that is
42:28that is there truth to that does he have a drinking problem yeah he's got a drinking problem he drinks
42:32like
42:32a soft ass you hang out with him socially yeah and every time it's the same you know i'll be
42:47seven
42:48martinis deep and he's still nursing a green apple white claw like he's planning on driving home
42:53i bet he's never even woken up in a pile of his own chunk what a loser john
43:02my guy obviously i hate to say this but it seems like maybe you drink a little too much i
43:07will sue
43:08you for 250 million dollars you better lawyer up asshole i can do this all week well aren't you
43:15hosting this week what i am yes michael costa everybody you're the host
43:22have you been negotiating a lot all day i mean is that why your voice is i've been screaming at
43:27iranians all day yes a little bit of a laryngitis because of my script i've been screaming at iranians
43:34so the iran leadership you know why you know why because that's the only thing they understand
43:39they don't understand being nice sorry
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