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Crush Alert! Love Request from My Enemy
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00:00:18ÂżPuedes ver lo que ves?
00:00:21Tal vez.
00:00:30ÂżPuedes ver lo que eres?
00:00:32You know who I really am.
00:00:34I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:36Such a dumb username.
00:00:37Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275.
00:00:40Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:42You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:44You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:45Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:47Or at least a photo.
00:00:51Maybe someday.
00:00:56Probably.
00:00:56Late.
00:00:57Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:02Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:09In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:11I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:14but on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:16I feel like a peasant.
00:01:19Watch it.
00:01:20This isn't public school.
00:01:24Forget your training wheels.
00:01:27At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:40Stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:44No!
00:01:47God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:50Ruined!
00:01:56He's so hot!
00:01:57Hey!
00:01:58I told you to stop the car!
00:02:04Oh my gosh, it's cool!
00:02:06He's so hot!
00:02:11Hey!
00:02:12What is wrong with you?
00:02:14Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:17Hey!
00:02:17Hey!
00:02:17I see you now, new girl.
00:02:19What are you with me, son?
00:02:21What are you talking about?
00:02:23Why?
00:02:24I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:27No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:30You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:33Yeah, I broke a lot of hearts by a cop, okay?
00:02:37You should know that.
00:02:39I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:42You were a...
00:02:43Eh...
00:02:44Eh...
00:02:44Eh...
00:02:45Asshole!
00:02:51Alright.
00:02:52I broke something of yours.
00:02:54Sure, but...
00:02:55Hey!
00:02:57You got my attention.
00:03:00So, in that case, we're even...
00:03:07Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:10Have a good day.
00:03:13Don't do it!
00:03:15Don't do it!
00:03:16I got a hot mess energy.
00:03:20Oh, fuck!
00:03:23Now we're even.
00:03:25My laptop better not be broken.
00:03:27I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:34You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:37You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:40I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:49I'm gonna make your life a living hell.
00:03:51What's going on?
00:03:52Close fighting the new girl.
00:03:54Close leaving the new girl.
00:03:56Yeah, idiot.
00:03:57I can see that.
00:03:59Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:02Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:04Same.
00:04:05Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:07Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:12Cole, do you need help?
00:04:13I can help you.
00:04:16The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:18This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:22But he's not your Cole.
00:04:23Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:25He's not yet.
00:04:29Hi.
00:04:30I'm Jen.
00:04:31And this is Lindsay.
00:04:33Hi.
00:04:34I'm Hayley.
00:04:35So nice to meet you.
00:04:36You have first day jitters?
00:04:37It's totally understandable.
00:04:39We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:41And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:43Come in.
00:04:44Okay.
00:04:45Let's go.
00:04:49There you go.
00:04:50Thanks so much.
00:04:59Aw, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:14Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:23Guacamole wizard.
00:05:24Wow.
00:05:25What are you, catfishing some lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:29Get it back.
00:05:30Hold on.
00:05:32Hey, if you go to Edmonds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:37Send.
00:05:37Here.
00:05:38Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:42So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:46I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:47At least check on me.
00:05:49Oh, is it the online love-up?
00:05:50Ah, chill.
00:05:51Please.
00:05:55No way.
00:05:56What is it?
00:05:57Oh, Valley Queen goes to school.
00:06:05Please ignore that.
00:06:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:09Send.
00:06:13What is wrong with you?
00:06:14You mess with Cole Edmonds and you're gonna mess with me.
00:06:17Edmonds?
00:06:18What?
00:06:19You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:22Wow.
00:06:23You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:27Stop recording me!
00:06:29Jen is a new girl.
00:06:32Wait...
00:06:32Is the new girl...
00:06:34Valley Queen?
00:06:36There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:39Could it be...
00:06:40Jen?
00:06:43Ew.
00:06:46Your enemy is our enemy Cole.
00:06:48And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:51No chances, Jen.
00:06:53So is it...
00:06:55She does look kinda cute.
00:07:03Please ignore that.
00:07:05Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:07What was I thinking?
00:07:09Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:15Hey there, bar cup.
00:07:17Keep walking, Hayley.
00:07:18Just keep walking.
00:07:19You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:23My name's Hayley.
00:07:24Wow, Hayley.
00:07:26I think you, uh...
00:07:28You missed a spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:32What a coincidence!
00:07:33So did you!
00:07:35Oh no!
00:07:38Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:40I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:42You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:47Whoever ends up with her, I must have filled an eye exam.
00:08:03I'm so relieved to see you.
00:08:04Something happened and...
00:08:06I lost the game, I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:09I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:12And what is this?
00:08:13What I think it is, is...
00:08:16I wanna be with you, and you wanna be with me.
00:08:20It's more than just friends.
00:08:22Oh, thank God.
00:08:24I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:26You're my soulmate.
00:08:27Like, I like you so much.
00:08:28Okay, well, since we're dating now...
00:08:31Um...
00:08:32I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:35Wait, really?
00:08:36Yeah.
00:08:37Get ready.
00:08:44Okay.
00:08:45No face.
00:08:46Just the boobs.
00:08:48Is it a bad idea?
00:08:49But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:52PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:54All the kids do this.
00:08:55You'll love it.
00:09:00Oh, this lighting hates me.
00:09:02Come on, Hayley.
00:09:04Confidence.
00:09:05You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:11Okay.
00:09:13Yeah.
00:09:13That's actually kind of...
00:09:18Oh my God.
00:09:20Seriously?
00:09:21Hello?
00:09:23Anyone?
00:09:24Don't look at me!
00:09:29Don't look at me!
00:09:30We're not survivable, are we?
00:09:31I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:34Get out.
00:09:35Now!
00:09:36Fine.
00:09:37Ow!
00:09:38Damn it!
00:09:42Come on.
00:09:58Good morning!
00:10:06Hi!
00:10:08Thanks, guys.
00:10:08You're welcome.
00:10:13Thank you.
00:10:15ÂżVale?
00:10:17ÂżVale?
00:10:17SĂ, no, no, pero aquĂ estamos.
00:10:26ÂżVale? Estas pernas son para alguien mĂĄs.
00:10:29Nosotros somos un pareja, Âżno?
00:10:31Es... ÂĄsĂłquita!
00:10:32SĂ, en realidad.
00:10:33Y probablemente te va a matar si te estĂĄn flirting conmigo.
00:10:36ÂżVale? No te hagas a ti mismo.
00:10:38ÂżPuedes decirle a ella?
00:10:40Cuenta.
00:10:42Ok, bueno, Âżcan we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:46Fine by me.
00:10:49Oh, no.
00:10:52I love the purple bra, by the way.
00:10:54I like it a weird way.
00:10:56I mean, I am my type, but, you know, power theory, whatever.
00:11:00ÂżPuedes just get out of here?
00:11:09Hopefully guacamole wizard will like it, too.
00:11:13Jen, red alert.
00:11:15Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:17I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:21Don't be a coward.
00:11:23Just send it.
00:11:24Jen.
00:11:28Oh, my God.
00:11:30Here goes nothing.
00:11:39Still no response?
00:11:40Don't freak out.
00:11:41He's probably just busy.
00:11:46Give it back.
00:11:47Why?
00:11:48You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:51Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:53Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:56Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:57Mm-hmm.
00:11:58Got it.
00:12:00What are you doing?
00:12:28What are you doing?
00:12:30Yo, ¿qué estå pasando?
00:12:32ÂĄDude, tu enemas de nuevo se quedĂł en la gran pantalla!
00:12:34¿Qué?
00:12:35ÂĄYa!
00:12:49ÂĄComo!
00:12:51ÂĄDude!
00:12:52ÂĄSuscrĂbete a photoshopped!
00:12:55ÂĄDulete! ÂĄDulete!
00:12:56ÂĄDulete!
00:12:59ÂĄDulete!
00:12:59ÂĄDulete!
00:13:02ÂĄDulete!
00:13:08Oh, my brave knight.
00:13:10I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:16Oh, my God.
00:13:18Oh, cool.
00:13:19Your enemy's kind of hot.
00:13:22Since you're so into slutty photos,
00:13:24why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:55Ben no.
00:13:57ÂĄOh, Dios mĂo!
00:13:59ÂĄOh, Dios mĂo!
00:14:08ÂżEstĂĄs bien?
00:14:11Give that to me.
00:14:19Now, give the phone back, Jan.
00:14:21What the hell, Korn?
00:14:22I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:28How does it feel, being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:30Not good, huh?
00:14:32Now, if you don't delete it off your phone,
00:14:33I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:35And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:38Why are you even defending her?
00:14:40She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:44Amy's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:46And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:48You hear me?
00:14:53Amy, are you?
00:14:54Cole is on my side now?
00:14:56Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:14:58I just need to be alone.
00:15:00Amy!
00:15:05Cole is a rich asshole,
00:15:07and he said we were enemies.
00:15:09But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:15Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:17Love you, Mom.
00:15:20Wait, Mom.
00:15:25Do people change?
00:15:26Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:34Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:54Up there, huh?
00:15:56There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:15:58They're my favorite.
00:16:00Noted.
00:16:01Is that all?
00:16:02The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:04I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family
00:16:06and keep my scholarship.
00:16:08Oh.
00:16:09I'm really proud of you.
00:16:12And then there's this guy.
00:16:13He has this vendetta against me,
00:16:15but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:17It's so confusing.
00:16:19Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:23No.
00:16:24I'm not into this guy.
00:16:25I like you.
00:16:25Only you.
00:16:32I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:34You did?
00:16:35Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:36I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:39That sounds amazing.
00:16:40When?
00:16:41With?
00:16:41After school.
00:16:43At the balcony.
00:16:44I'll bring flowers.
00:16:45Deal.
00:16:54I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:06Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:16Call me father.
00:17:17I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:20Defending that nobody.
00:17:21Haley girl.
00:17:22He's not a nobody dad.
00:17:24Are those for her?
00:17:30What the fuck?
00:17:33What the fuck?
00:17:35I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:37Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:40That whole family is trash.
00:17:42Stay away from her.
00:17:43And what if I say no?
00:17:45Stay away from Haley, Cole.
00:17:47Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:49What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:52I'm almost 18.
00:17:53Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:55I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:00safe.
00:18:02You're sick.
00:18:04It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:12Oh, hi.
00:18:14I'm Haley.
00:18:15Yes.
00:18:16Mm-hmm.
00:18:17So nice to meet you.
00:18:19God.
00:18:19I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:22But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:27Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:28You're so nice.
00:18:34Guacamole wizard.
00:18:35No.
00:18:39Guacamole wizard.
00:18:41Fail.
00:18:43You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend.
00:18:45Pathetic.
00:18:46Maybe he's married.
00:18:48Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:49And maybe he's sitting on his eye video.
00:18:53I don't want to need to talk in more trouble.
00:18:56Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:18:59Oh, no, we're leaving.
00:18:59We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:01We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch
00:19:03and so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:06It.
00:19:20Sunday!
00:19:21Do you think that you can just humiliate me
00:19:23in front of the entire school?
00:19:26You're a maid's daughter
00:19:27So you can go ahead and eat trash
00:19:30Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:32Oh, and by the way
00:19:34Cole's not gonna come save you
00:19:35Because after all, he's rich
00:19:37Like me
00:19:42I'm nothing like you
00:19:47Yeah, I'm nothing like you
00:19:51Cole again?
00:19:52Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:55Pick it up
00:19:56Cole, we were kidding
00:19:57It's ketchup
00:19:58Pick that bloody thing up
00:20:04I think you're going to record this
00:20:13Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Haley anymore?
00:20:16Don't think you have leverage here
00:20:17So tell your mom how fucked up you are
00:20:20You want to hold that thing next to your face
00:20:22And do what I say
00:20:26I will leave Haley alone
00:20:30I will leave Haley alone
00:20:35Got it?
00:20:36Yeah
00:20:36Let's go
00:20:39What are you looking at?
00:20:43Got it?
00:20:44Let's go
00:20:52Uh, thank you
00:20:55Wow
00:20:57Never thought I'd hear you say that
00:21:01Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:03I just
00:21:05I happen to see you
00:21:07Were you waiting on someone?
00:21:09Yeah
00:21:09My boyfriend actually
00:21:13Well, he
00:21:15He kind of stood me up, so
00:21:17Maybe you didn't do it on purpose
00:21:20Maybe you got into it nice today
00:21:23Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:26You thought we were enemies
00:21:28I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though
00:21:31I'm not that annoying
00:21:33Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers
00:21:35Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole?
00:21:37Because it's not going to work
00:21:39I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses
00:21:47How'd that online boyfriend use make you fall for her?
00:21:53He
00:21:53He makes me feel safe
00:21:56You wouldn't understand, though
00:22:02I understand better than you think
00:22:05Cole understands me better than I think
00:22:09I don't see
00:22:12How you touch him like this
00:22:23If you keep staring, I'm going to think you like what you see
00:22:27No, my
00:22:28My boyfriend has way better abs than you do
00:22:33In the game
00:22:36Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:44Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:50He loves a lot in the game, too
00:22:53I can see why he likes you
00:23:04I can't do this
00:23:07I love my boyfriend
00:23:08And you will never understand that
00:23:10He's smart and he's kind
00:23:13And he loves me for who I am
00:23:16That is so much more important to me
00:23:18Than whatever this is between us
00:23:21I wish I could just tell her right now
00:23:31Wait, it couldn't be
00:23:34Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:39There's nothing
00:23:41Cole, who are you?
00:23:45What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:46It was my dad telling me my car
00:23:49Got done getting waxed
00:23:51Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:54You live such a tough life
00:24:00What was I thinking?
00:24:02We are from two different worlds
00:24:04He just wants to play with me
00:24:05But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:12Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:15I got into a car accident
00:24:16Really?
00:24:17Are you okay?
00:24:18You have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:21He was right
00:24:21Who?
00:24:22Nobody
00:24:23Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:25I want to come visit you
00:24:26No, no, you can't
00:24:27I look miserable now
00:24:29You need to see me in style
00:24:31Fine, if you say so
00:24:33So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:36Hell yeah, we are
00:24:42Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:44Whoever needs a charity case
00:25:02Oh, you
00:25:03Oh, me
00:25:04Why is she so lucky?
00:25:06Cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:09People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:12I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:14Because you don't do any homework
00:25:21You finished it?
00:25:23It's okay
00:25:24We do not know each other more
00:25:26I'm not that curious about you actually
00:25:27I'm curious about you though
00:25:29Like, uh, how close are you with your mom?
00:25:33What is he trying to do?
00:25:35It's none of your business
00:25:36But I'm very close with my mom
00:25:38I'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:43Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:53So
00:25:55Are you going to prom?
00:25:56I don't know
00:25:56I don't know
00:25:57I don't know
00:25:59So you have a date
00:26:01Or shall I say a victim?
00:26:03Are you jealous of me?
00:26:05Me?
00:26:06Jealous?
00:26:06No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:08Oh, because I think you so secretly want to be
00:26:10You are so full of yourself
00:26:12You can do this on your own
00:26:14Yeah
00:26:16No way
00:26:18It's a self-locking door
00:26:20Really?
00:26:21This woman's going to be back in an hour
00:26:22I'm sure it'll be fine
00:26:23I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:26No
00:26:26Sorry, am I that bad?
00:26:28I think maybe we can pick up where we left off
00:26:31Don't worry
00:26:32Maybe trust me too
00:26:34We're keeping our distance this time actually
00:26:36Yeah
00:26:47That was my first kiss
00:26:51My first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:26:53It was supposed to be special at prom
00:26:55And not just bumping lips
00:27:07You're really good at this
00:27:09Why did I want you to regret it?
00:27:12You know
00:27:13We can do more if we want
00:27:20Anyway, I've been wanting back a lot more than you think
00:27:33So you want me?
00:27:37I think you know how much I want you
00:27:43Do you want me?
00:27:45I want you
00:27:51Oh shit
00:27:55Anyone in here?
00:27:58Oh my god
00:27:59How long have you two been in here?
00:28:01I really need to change this lock
00:28:03Are you two okay?
00:28:04Oh
00:28:05Yeah
00:28:05Yeah, we're good
00:28:06I think so
00:28:07We're okay
00:28:07It was great
00:28:08Yeah, I'll be right
00:28:09Nice
00:28:11Thanks
00:28:15You're just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:17What didn't happen?
00:28:19Hey, wait
00:28:19It's just hormones
00:28:21Jake
00:28:23Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:25Relax, I'm not dead
00:28:26Wait, car accident?
00:28:29Guacamole wizard?
00:28:34I gotta go
00:28:42Guacamole wizard
00:28:44Huh?
00:28:48Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:50Do I know you?
00:28:51Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:53Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:55Or he heard something about Cole?
00:28:58You're crushing your soda can
00:29:01She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers
00:29:04She was in a real car accident
00:29:05And Corey knew so his guacamole wizard
00:29:08I can't take this anymore
00:29:09Cole, wait
00:29:12Oh, shit
00:29:17What's up, Gus?
00:29:19Um
00:29:20We were just chatting
00:29:22Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls
00:29:25Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:28Hey
00:29:29Just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks
00:29:32They're your favorite, right?
00:29:35How did you know that?
00:29:37Tough day, huh?
00:29:38There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:29:40They're my favorite
00:29:42He couldn't be Cole
00:29:44Could he?
00:29:50The truth is, um
00:29:51A dickhead
00:29:54Can you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:29:56You came to my table, bro
00:29:57And knocked my ball away
00:30:05There goes again
00:30:07Cole is jealous
00:30:08We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:10We don't have a problem
00:30:12We don't have a problem
00:30:14Right?
00:30:15Tell Cole to get my ball
00:30:16And we don't have a problem
00:30:18Jake, you know it'd take me forever
00:30:19To find one of your balls
00:30:22I have the ball now
00:30:23Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:27Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:30Maybe I can use that
00:30:34Jake!
00:30:35Hey, what if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:40Wait, seriously?
00:30:41Yeah, just one little catch
00:30:43You have to pretend to like Haley Roth
00:30:48All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports
00:30:51If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk
00:30:54I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole
00:30:58But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end
00:31:02You've literally been sitting there for five minutes
00:31:04I'm thinking
00:31:05About the report or about him?
00:31:06Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:09We literally made out of a store term
00:31:11Maybe I've known Jake longer
00:31:13No, you don't
00:31:14How do you know that?
00:31:15You're going to prom with someone else
00:31:17Stop acting like you're serious about me
00:31:19You have no idea
00:31:25Oh my God
00:31:27Is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:41Haley, someone's here to see you
00:31:54Are you asking me to prom?
00:31:57Too cheesy?
00:31:59No, it's cute
00:32:01The accident?
00:32:03The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:04He is Guacamole Wizard
00:32:06So, um, what do you think?
00:32:08You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:11I...
00:32:11I should feel happy
00:32:13But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:17Hey, can we not?
00:32:21Hey, can we not?
00:32:23Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:25My problem here, dude
00:32:26Is that me and my lab partner
00:32:27Have work to do
00:32:28And you're out here
00:32:29Distracting me with bad puns
00:32:31Wow
00:32:32That is some weak shit, man
00:32:34Oh
00:32:35That's weak shit?
00:32:36Is this weak shit?
00:32:40Oh my God
00:32:48Wow
00:32:49He's got really pretty eyes
00:32:56Wait, I can't
00:32:57Colt, put me down
00:32:59Put me down
00:32:59Put me down
00:33:02Don't do that again
00:33:16New couple alert?
00:33:18Fuck off, Jen
00:33:19Why do you hate me so much, Colt?
00:33:21You and I
00:33:22We're not that different
00:33:23And if you'd realize
00:33:24And give me a chance
00:33:25I think that we would make a great match
00:33:28Like, say, if you asked me
00:33:29To prom
00:33:31I might say yes
00:33:34Jen
00:33:34You want to go to prom
00:33:36With me
00:33:37Jen, you want to go to prom
00:33:39With me
00:33:40We're both hot
00:33:41And we're both rich
00:33:43And our dads have been in business
00:33:44Like, forever
00:33:45So
00:33:47How romantic
00:33:48I think I'll pass
00:33:51You're gonna regret this, Colt Edmonds
00:33:55Oh, here they come
00:33:58If I message Corcomole Wizard
00:34:00I wonder if Jake's phone were ding
00:34:04What should we wear to prom?
00:34:06And the Dean's List
00:34:09Yeah
00:34:16I'll talk to you later
00:34:17I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:18Okay, yeah, I'll see you later
00:34:19Bye
00:34:20He's so different
00:34:22Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:27Hayley?
00:34:36Jeez
00:34:40Here, I'll get it
00:34:50Oh, you're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone
00:34:53I don't care
00:34:53I do care
00:34:57Here we are
00:35:15I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me
00:35:18He doesn't even know you
00:35:19And you do?
00:35:20How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:23That's something I've only ever talked about
00:35:24Because
00:35:25I pay attention to what you like
00:35:28I noticed it at lunch
00:35:30The first day
00:35:32You were watching me?
00:35:35Just don't go to college, Jake
00:35:51Move
00:35:53Cole is talking to Hayley
00:35:54Again
00:35:55Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake
00:35:58Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you
00:36:00Obviously I do
00:36:01Okay
00:36:02Then break them up, idiot
00:36:04Uh, what do I do?
00:36:08I've got a few ideas
00:36:13Here, look
00:36:16Someone will take you to prom
00:36:17Alright, I promise
00:36:18Yeah?
00:36:19Really, like who?
00:36:20I mean, the whole school hates me
00:36:22Except for Jake
00:36:24And you
00:36:25But you're not asking me
00:36:28Hey
00:36:29Oh, hey, Jake
00:36:31Hey, Hal
00:36:32Um
00:36:32I just wanted to thank you again for the other night
00:36:37The other night?
00:36:38Yeah, it was
00:36:41So
00:36:42Sexy
00:36:43You're so sexy
00:36:45Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:47Hey, I'm wrong
00:36:49Uh, I hate to break it to you, asshole
00:36:51But she's my prom date
00:36:57And she's a real tiger in the bedroom
00:37:00Oh, shit
00:37:02Oh, shit
00:37:04Oh, shit
00:37:10Oh, my God
00:37:17Oh, shit
00:37:19Oh, shit
00:37:20Stop, guys
00:37:21Stop it
00:37:22ÂĄStop! ÂĄStop!
00:37:24ÂĄWhat the hell is going on over there?!
00:37:28ÂĄShit! ÂĄIt's Principal Stevens!
00:37:30ÂĄI've got to save Cole!
00:37:31ÂĄI mean Jake!
00:37:32ÂĄI've got to save Jake!
00:37:38ÂĄOh my god!
00:37:40ÂĄPrincipal Stevens!
00:37:41ÂĄI'm so sorry!
00:37:43ÂĄHaley Rock!
00:37:44ÂĄThat's detention!
00:37:45ÂĄAfter school!
00:37:47ÂĄDon't be late!
00:38:03ÂĄOh my god, what are you doing here?
00:38:06Can we keep you company?
00:38:08It's the least I could do if you saved my house today.
00:38:12The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:15Oh sure.
00:38:18So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:22No.
00:38:24He lied about that.
00:38:25I don't know why though.
00:38:27Good.
00:38:28Yep.
00:38:29Father of the asshole, every time he looks at you makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:34Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:37I could kill him.
00:38:41Promise me you won't go to prom with it.
00:38:45Okay, fine.
00:38:46I won't.
00:38:50Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:54Okay, everyone, let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:05Oh my god, I am so fed up with this.
00:39:26Sorry.
00:39:27I tripped.
00:39:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:30Jet.
00:39:30What?
00:39:31It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:36They're dead.
00:39:38They're both dead.
00:39:39Oh.
00:39:41How am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard?
00:39:45Oh.
00:39:47What are you, are you almost crying?
00:39:50It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:53Jen, what's going on over there?
00:40:06What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:09This squirm is burning.
00:40:11Mr. Edmonds.
00:40:12Oh, please.
00:40:12It's baking soda and water.
00:40:14You're fine.
00:40:15Detention.
00:40:15Today after school.
00:40:17Oh, shit.
00:40:30Jake, hey.
00:40:31Oh, uh, sorry.
00:40:33Gotta get to student council.
00:40:37Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:38The rice trick?
00:40:41The rice trick?
00:40:42Yeah.
00:40:44You don't know about the...
00:40:47Come on.
00:41:00Hey.
00:41:01Um, Emma.
00:41:03It's Emma.
00:41:05Yeah.
00:41:06That's what I said.
00:41:07Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:17Hey, it's gonna be okay.
00:41:19We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:23No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:26It means...
00:41:26It means I can't...
00:41:28Can't what?
00:41:32I talked to a friend online.
00:41:35He's really important to me.
00:41:39And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:41:52You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and...
00:41:57Big ol' ego and...
00:41:59Rich kid for brava.
00:42:00Okay, okay.
00:42:01I get it.
00:42:05You're kind of sweet.
00:42:10Hey, look at that.
00:42:13Oh, my God.
00:42:14Thank you.
00:42:16Oh, my God.
00:42:18You're a miracle worker.
00:42:24Oh, what is taking so long?
00:42:26You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:29Shut up, Ella.
00:42:30It's Emma.
00:42:31Whatever.
00:42:38Oh, my God.
00:42:41Oh, my God.
00:42:46Oh, my God.
00:42:48ÂżCĂłmo estĂĄn las cosas en el castellano?
00:42:55¿Valley whore? ¿Qué estån hablando de ellos?
00:43:12Guacamole Wizard, ÂżcuĂĄndo podemos estar juntos en persona?
00:43:16Guacamole Wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me
00:43:20Oh my God, someone hacked my Castle Claimers messages
00:43:23Touch me, Guacamole Wizard
00:43:27Yeah, hey, Valley Whore, show them what you really like
00:43:48Here you go
00:43:49Here, this is for you
00:43:55Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:43:57You hacked my laptop
00:43:59Oh no, it wasn't me
00:44:01It was that kid, Ella
00:44:02But I definitely got to reap the benefits
00:44:05What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:08What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:09No, I'm not trying to catfish him
00:44:11Hey everyone, I think Valley Whore's a catfish
00:44:16Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:44Stop it, stop, stop!
00:44:48I thought I'd send the janitor some time
00:44:54Jake!
00:44:55Hey
00:44:57Now's the time
00:44:58Tell them
00:45:00Tell them what?
00:45:01That you're a guacamole wizard
00:45:04Who's guacamole wizard?
00:45:07Here you go
00:45:10Oh my god
00:45:11Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:15Oh, sweetie
00:45:16I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you
00:45:19What?
00:45:20Why would you do that?
00:45:21Oh, I don't know, Cole
00:45:22Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:25Jake, is this true?
00:45:27Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:31Sorry
00:45:32It was nothing personal
00:45:39Yeah, nothing personal
00:45:42Alright, alright, alright
00:45:48Enough!
00:45:49What in the world is going on here?
00:45:52Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:53That's all him
00:45:54Okay, well you both have detention, so
00:46:01Let me get this straight
00:46:03You stole a leaf blower
00:46:05And defaced school property
00:46:07It wasn't school property, Dad
00:46:08It was Jen's cyber boy spreadsheets
00:46:10Jesus Christ
00:46:11How does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:14Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:16You think that's what it could be?
00:46:18Who cares?
00:46:19I care
00:46:20And
00:46:21I hear she's got an eye for you
00:46:23So you're taking her to prom
00:46:25What?
00:46:25Oh, over my dead body
00:46:27Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:30I'm firing her mother right now
00:46:32No, no, please don't
00:46:34Please
00:46:34Then you're taking Jen to prom
00:46:37Max's dad called
00:46:38He said he's having a party tomorrow
00:46:39You're gonna go
00:46:40And you're gonna ask Jen to prom
00:46:42End of discussion
00:46:50Come on, you big coward
00:46:51Message him
00:46:53Just do it, just do it
00:46:57You must think I'm the biggest idiot
00:47:05I could never think that
00:47:12But I thought you were Jake
00:47:14Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:16I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime
00:47:22I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow
00:47:24If you want, I'll meet you there
00:47:38Okay
00:47:39You got this, Haley
00:47:41Just take a deep breath
00:47:42You got this
00:47:44You got this
00:47:48You look beautiful
00:47:52Thank you, Mom
00:48:11Hey, Haley
00:48:12I'm glad you came
00:48:13You look so pretty
00:48:14Hi
00:48:15Hey, Max
00:48:16Your house is gorgeous
00:48:18I mean
00:48:19Oh, it's just my parents' blood money
00:48:20You know they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:23They don't care about shit
00:48:24Get drunk, girl
00:48:25Woo!
00:48:28Yeah
00:48:39What are you doing here?
00:48:41Valley whore
00:48:43Looks like the catfish came out of the pond
00:48:46Hey, everyone
00:48:47Let's give it up for valley whore
00:48:48Valley whore!
00:48:53Jen, why are you doing this?
00:48:55What have I even done to you?
00:48:56To me?
00:48:57Oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:48:59Because those little cringy messages on your castle game
00:49:02Those are concerning
00:49:04Actually, I kind of feel a bit of a perv
00:49:06Did you know that?
00:49:07Haley
00:49:08She's a little pervy princess
00:49:11Pervy princess
00:49:13Pervy princess
00:49:15Pervy princess
00:49:16Pervy princess
00:49:19Hey, let's get pervy tonight
00:49:21Leave me alone
00:49:23Is there a fire?
00:49:25Okay, we set off the alarm
00:49:40Paul?
00:49:50PMIN ĐžĐœŃ
00:49:52Oh, okay
00:50:03Oh, perfect
00:50:03Sx
00:50:03Oh, okay
00:50:03Uh, okay
00:50:03bad
00:50:03Did you know that?
00:50:06I took the alarm
00:50:06I've been told, you know that?
00:50:08Oh, buddy
00:50:13Oh, I was ŃĐČОЎДŃŃ
00:50:18ÂżEstĂĄs... Ă©l?
00:50:20ÂĄUgh!
00:50:21ÂĄPuedes dejar de encontrar tu chico, chico, chico, chico!
00:50:24Ok, Cole no es Ă©l.
00:50:26Entonces, vamos a ir a la prom juntos.
00:50:28No, no estoy.
00:50:29SĂ, tĂș eres.
00:50:31Es bien, ser honestos de tus sentimientos.
00:50:34Entonces, tĂș tambiĂ©n.
00:50:36Todo el tiempo...
00:50:40Oh, Dios mĂo, soy un idiota.
00:50:43Hey, espera.
00:50:49Please, at least take my jacket.
00:50:51You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me,
00:50:53you didn't have to go to the extra effort.
00:50:55Jen was doing just fine.
00:50:56I wasn't trying to humiliate you.
00:50:57Then what were you trying to do?
00:50:59I guess you.
00:51:00Obviously.
00:51:01The white clothes were just an added bonus.
00:51:03I knew I shouldn't have trusted you.
00:51:06What about guacamole, wizard?
00:51:09What are you...
00:51:18Who is that?
00:51:19I don't know.
00:51:20Just the devil.
00:51:23Get in the car.
00:51:26I'm not gonna ask you again, Cole.
00:51:29Get in the car!
00:51:30Dad, can you just act normal for once
00:51:31and please introduce yourself to...
00:51:33Hayley!
00:51:34I already assumed that's who this was.
00:51:37I'm Mr. Evans.
00:51:37So, you're the scholarship trash
00:51:41that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life?
00:51:43Well, I've got news for you, young lady.
00:51:45My son is gonna marry a good girl
00:51:48from a respectable family.
00:51:50And that's not you.
00:51:52You will be forgotten.
00:51:54You're a maid's daughter,
00:51:55and your mom works for me.
00:51:57Stay away from him,
00:51:59or I swear to God,
00:52:01your mother is fire!
00:52:03Dad, stop!
00:52:05Don't you touch my family.
00:52:07I'll stay away.
00:52:09Oh, Hayley, come on.
00:52:10You don't mean that.
00:52:13I hate everything you stand for.
00:52:15I hate your greed,
00:52:17and your callousness,
00:52:18and your elitist ideas
00:52:19of what you think
00:52:20a good person looks like.
00:52:22I hate everything about you!
00:52:24I hate all of it!
00:52:25I don't want any part of it.
00:52:28So, Cole,
00:52:29go with your dad.
00:52:32Hayley!
00:52:36Hayley!
00:52:41Hayley!
00:52:41No laptop,
00:52:42and no phone
00:52:43for a week!
00:52:44Ever since mom died,
00:52:45you've turned into this co-patriarch.
00:52:47Hey, well, you're not that real love!
00:52:48Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:52:50I promised your mother
00:52:51I would make you a success, son!
00:52:53Even if it meant saving you from yourself.
00:53:03Hi, Hayley.
00:53:04I'm Emma.
00:53:06I know who you are.
00:53:07Right.
00:53:07I just felt kind of bad
00:53:10that I accidentally helped Jen ruin your life,
00:53:12so I wanted to return your laptop to you.
00:53:15Good as new.
00:53:20Oh, wow.
00:53:22Thanks, Emma.
00:53:24Okay, bye.
00:53:29One down, one to go.
00:53:32You're so cool.
00:53:33I know, Emma.
00:53:35Want to go to prom?
00:53:36Why not?
00:53:38Let's get these lovers together.
00:53:45Hi, Mr. Edmunds.
00:53:46Hi, Max.
00:53:47And Max's friend.
00:53:49Sorry, we weren't expecting you.
00:53:51Cole's grounded.
00:53:52Oh, he is?
00:53:54But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:53:56What can I say, Max?
00:53:58Actions have consequences.
00:54:01Birthday or no, Cole is grounded.
00:54:03Well, that really sucks,
00:54:05because he's also the president of the prom committee.
00:54:09We were supposed to regain his life.
00:54:09He's reviewing budgets today.
00:54:11Cole?
00:54:12My son, Cole?
00:54:14Reviewing budgets.
00:54:15He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life.
00:54:18Well, Mr. Edmunds, today could be that day.
00:54:20And we just have to give him back this school-sanctioned laptop
00:54:22so we can get back to his very important
00:54:24and very respectable budgetary work.
00:54:35Go away!
00:54:40Max, what are you guys doing here?
00:54:43Happy birthday, Cole.
00:54:44I brought you my laptop and logged into your Castle Claimers account.
00:54:47Just get it back to me by tomorrow.
00:54:49What?
00:54:50What's going on?
00:54:51Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:54:53You can tell Haley who you are now.
00:54:55You can be together.
00:54:56Just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love
00:54:58who you really are.
00:55:01No.
00:55:02I'll tell her myself.
00:55:03Stick me in your car.
00:55:11Welcome to the wizard.
00:55:14Mom, I'm fine.
00:55:16I just need some time alone.
00:55:25Open the door.
00:55:27Wait, what?
00:55:29He's here?
00:55:38It's you.
00:55:40I should have given you this to you a long time ago.
00:55:44Haley, I wanted to tell you who I was from the very beginning.
00:55:47My dad threatened to follow your mom and I had to wait a really long time
00:55:51to tell you who I was.
00:55:52I got my inheritance.
00:55:53And I can protect you and your family, so you don't have to choose.
00:56:08Haley, I understand that this changes things.
00:56:13If you don't love me the way you...
00:56:16You love guacamole wizard, but I...
00:56:19I need you to know I love you.
00:56:33Nicole, I love you.
00:56:35You do?
00:56:37Yes, you idiot.
00:56:38I've loved you for months.
00:56:40I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though,
00:56:44because I had to be loyal to him and...
00:56:47But you're him.
00:56:49You didn't expect her...
00:56:51I...
00:56:51I mean, I...
00:56:52I always hoped it was you.
00:56:56What do you hope to?
00:56:58Yes.
00:56:59I hoped it was you.
00:57:00You were always there for me.
00:57:05That and...
00:57:06They were really fucking hot.
00:57:12Hey, uh...
00:57:13There are those things I said we could do.
00:57:16You never go.
00:57:18Yeah.
00:57:21Take my clothes off.
00:57:23Get in there, don't worry.
00:57:24Mm-hmm.
00:57:26I'm so real, you.
00:57:29Just be on me.
00:57:32So real, you.
00:57:39Just be on me.
00:57:43Just be on me.
00:57:46Okay, so...
00:57:47What do you think?
00:57:4910 out of 10.
00:57:51Yeah.
00:57:57No, no, no, no.
00:58:31No, no, no, no.
00:58:51But I don't even have a dress.
00:58:54Weird.
00:58:59I just slept with Cole Edmonds, and I'm in love with Cole Edmonds.
00:59:03Who would have guessed?
00:59:08I thought only the best for my princess.
00:59:12Where did you get that?
00:59:14I might have gotten you a dress on the off chance that you might have wanted to go to prom
00:59:21with me and maybe had nothing to wear.
00:59:25Of course they'll go to prom with you.
00:59:31Mr. Edmonds, I didn't expect you to be here.
00:59:34Cole, are you here?
00:59:37Cole, are you here?
00:59:40Mr. Edmonds, you can't just barge into my house like this.
00:59:43If you're Cole, you are in big trouble.
01:00:02Hey, uh, you almost done in there?
01:00:05You would try changing into an evening gown in a bunch of thorny bushes.
01:00:10Okay, I'm ready.
01:00:22What do you think?
01:00:27My God, Haley, you are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
01:00:33Uh-uh-uh.
01:00:34I just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick.
01:00:37You're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes.
01:00:3920 more minutes.
01:00:41We're in.
01:00:42Deal.
01:00:46Thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes.
01:00:50I hear we have a winner.
01:00:54And your 2026 prom queen is...
01:00:59Jen Longfellow.
01:01:01Thank you.
01:01:03Oh, my God.
01:01:05Thank you guys so much.
01:01:07Seriously, this means the world to me.
01:01:09I mean, like, who else would win, right?
01:01:12Oh, this is just the perfect moment.
01:01:18Oh, my God.
01:01:20That's Haley and Cole.
01:01:22It was fun.
01:01:24It's very too bad.
01:01:28Hey, uh, this time that's up.
01:01:31No.
01:01:33Who cares?
01:01:35Hell yeah.
01:01:37Woo!
01:01:39Ew, literally, what the fuck?
01:01:41Dang it.
01:01:43Language.
01:01:43I am the queen, okay?
01:01:45She's just a little pervy princess.
01:01:47Come on, everyone say it with me.
01:01:49Pervy princess, pervy princess, pervy princess.
01:01:57Wait.
01:01:59Wait, wait, wait.
01:01:59What are those?
01:02:00Those are texts between me and my dad.
01:02:03Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you.
01:02:06His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign.
01:02:09Don't worry, Daddy.
01:02:11If I can't have him, no one can.
01:02:14I'm gonna destroy Haley Roth's life.
01:02:17Is this real?
01:02:18Jen's crazy.
01:02:21Who did this?
01:02:23Who did this?
01:02:27You exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think I was going to hack your phone?
01:02:30You little skit.
01:02:33You know, Jen, as the principal, I'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama.
01:02:41But quite frankly, you are the worst.
01:02:45And I think it's time that you are expelled from Edmonds Academy.
01:02:50You can't do that.
01:02:51I'm the principal, so, uh, yes, I can.
01:03:03There was no answer in shit.
01:03:05You lied to me.
01:03:13Haley, catch.
01:03:19Oh, my princess finally has a crown.
01:03:23Now all I need is my handsome prince.
01:03:25Oh.
01:03:26Yeah, no can do.
01:03:27All I have to offer is a lowly knight with a chip on his shoulder and a awesome sense of
01:03:33humor.
01:03:34Oh, how can I refuse?
01:03:41Oh, no, that's my dad.
01:03:45We are going home right now.
01:03:48You've disobeyed me for the last time, boy.
01:03:51Yeah, I'm not a boy, dad.
01:03:53You talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name.
01:03:58Yeah, you can't see I've already become that man.
01:04:01And it's because of Haley.
01:04:03And you can accept that, or I'll make my own path.
01:04:06And best believe me, I can.
01:04:09I'll say this.
01:04:10It's the most backbone I've ever seen in you, Cole.
01:04:16Joy, Pearl.
01:04:23I am so proud of you.
01:04:27I can't have done with all you being by my son.
01:04:30That was terrifying.
01:04:32It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before, though, so...
01:04:36I love you, Bella Queen.
01:04:38I love you, guacamole wizard.
01:04:40Oh, my God, I gotta change that username.
01:04:42Yeah, you do.
01:04:43Yeah.
01:04:46Woo-hoo!
01:04:49Woo-hoo!
01:04:51Woo-hoo!
01:04:52Woo-hoo!
01:04:53Woo-hoo!
01:04:54Woo-hoo!
01:04:54Woo-hoo!
01:04:55Woo-hoo!
01:04:55Woo-hoo!
01:04:56Woo-hoo!
01:04:57Woo-hoo!
01:04:57Woo-hoo!
01:04:57Woo-hoo!
01:04:57Woo-hoo!
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