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#video #film2026 #movie2026 #hot #TEARS & CONTRACT NEVER PROVOKE THE CEO'S WIFE - (2026) ✅ FULL EP
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00:00:06Grandma, this is the $200 million necklace that just got auctioned off.
00:00:11Nothing but the best for my angel.
00:00:13You deserve everything.
00:00:15And if that boy, Ethan, dares to mistreat you, he'll have to answer to me.
00:00:20No, he's perfect.
00:00:23I mentioned Bali once and he planned the whole thing.
00:00:25Scuba, private yacht, everything.
00:00:32Um, Ms. Woods, the engagement party guests are growing restless.
00:00:36And I can't seem to reach Mr. Grayson on the phone.
00:00:40Really?
00:00:42I'll find him.
00:01:00Excuse me, does being devastatingly handsome give you the right to not watch where you're going?
00:01:14Oh, two years of planning and finally, this American tech is ours.
00:01:21Let's move.
00:01:22If they find us.
00:01:22Relax.
00:01:23There is a big engagement party downstairs.
00:01:26You think they're going to look for us here?
00:01:29They're mad at kids in their potties.
00:01:32Room service.
00:01:51Pissing accomplished.
00:02:00Pissing accomplished.
00:02:05She wants to go scuba diving.
00:02:08I'll take her.
00:02:09There might be a little oxygen malfunction.
00:02:11She'll die doing what she loves.
00:02:14No one will suspect a murder.
00:02:16I'll even take care of her grandma, too, and everything is going to be mine.
00:02:21She's crazy about you, man.
00:02:23The mansion.
00:02:24The Porsche.
00:02:25Hey, don't you feel anything for her?
00:02:27Yeah, sure I do.
00:02:29I just love money more.
00:02:31Can you blame me?
00:02:33Come on, here.
00:02:34To getting rich and not having to work for it.
00:02:38My dream wedding is a complete sham.
00:02:41He doesn't want to marry me.
00:02:42He wants to kill me.
00:02:46No.
00:02:49Oh, careful.
00:02:52What, is being pretty give you a pass on basic manners?
00:02:54I'm sorry.
00:02:56I'm a little busy having the worst day of my life.
00:03:11Another runaway bride.
00:03:13Classic.
00:03:17Classic.
00:03:34Oh, girl, everything hurts.
00:03:41Why do I sound like a dude?
00:03:46What the hell are you doing in here?
00:03:48What am I doing here?
00:03:49I saved your life.
00:03:51Five more minutes and you'll be meeting that dead grandma for real.
00:03:55Why couldn't you have done this sooner?
00:03:56You would have saved me a lot of time.
00:03:58But you'll be dead and I'll be rich.
00:04:03Oh, honey.
00:04:05Oh, you're awake.
00:04:07Thank God.
00:04:10Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:04:12Hands to yourself, motherfucker.
00:04:14She knows about my plan?
00:04:16No.
00:04:17No way.
00:04:24What do you mean that my grandma's dead?
00:04:26What happened?
00:04:26Tell me.
00:04:27What the hell is wrong with you, dude?
00:04:29Listen, you can screw with me.
00:04:30You can kill me.
00:04:31You can do whatever you want.
00:04:32Just stay away from my grandma.
00:04:33You got it.
00:04:36What the hell?
00:04:38What the hell?
00:04:40What the hell?
00:04:44Am I dead?
00:04:45Is this some freaky afterlife glitch?
00:04:48Why the hell am I inside someone else?
00:04:51Oh, my God.
00:04:52Oh, my God.
00:04:52This isn't real.
00:04:53This isn't real.
00:04:55This isn't real.
00:04:56This isn't real.
00:04:56Ah!
00:05:04What?
00:05:06I'm alive.
00:05:07Wait, what?
00:05:08What's going on?
00:05:09Who the hell are you?
00:05:10What are you doing in my body?
00:05:12I was about to ask you the same thing.
00:05:14What did you do?
00:05:16You're that suicidal bride.
00:05:18You're that jerk who crashed into me.
00:05:20Oh, my God.
00:05:21What did you do?
00:05:23My identity's complicated.
00:05:25If you don't want any trouble, you need to stay with me 24-7.
00:05:29Excuse me.
00:05:30I'm Blair Woods.
00:05:30Arish of the Woods family.
00:05:31I'm not going to spend 24-7 with a filthy stranger.
00:05:34Stranger.
00:05:35Fine.
00:05:36Let's get married.
00:05:37What?
00:05:38Oh, my God.
00:05:39You're completely insane.
00:05:40You were running from your wedding, right?
00:05:42Okay.
00:05:42I'll go back and tell them that I changed my mind.
00:05:45The wedding's back on.
00:05:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:05:47He's trying to kill me.
00:05:48Absolutely not.
00:05:49You cannot do that.
00:05:50Blair!
00:05:52It's your choice.
00:05:53Him or me.
00:05:57It's your choice.
00:05:59Him or me.
00:06:02Fine.
00:06:03Fine.
00:06:03But the second one comes back with a divorce.
00:06:05You.
00:06:06I mean?
00:06:07Who's that guy?
00:06:13What the hell?
00:06:14My boyfriend says you're trash, so congrats.
00:06:18Your jobs.
00:06:20Okay, you need to work with me here.
00:06:22Too short.
00:06:23Excuse me, they're too short.
00:06:29What are you doing?
00:06:31This guy is obviously using you.
00:06:33Don't fall for a pretty boy act like his.
00:06:36Okay, well, it's better to be a pretty boy than a murderous con man.
00:06:39So.
00:06:39And you know what?
00:06:40Guys who try to kill women for money don't get to marry me.
00:06:42I mean, I'm Beyonce.
00:06:44So, you're my loser.
00:06:46What?
00:06:48Blair?
00:06:48I'll be waiting for you when you come to your senses, okay?
00:06:56Well, Curtis and men sucks.
00:06:58That's a coward.
00:07:00Fine.
00:07:01Fine.
00:07:02Fine.
00:07:03Okay, let's get married.
00:07:04On one condition.
00:07:05We try to switch back first.
00:07:07And if that doesn't work, then...
00:07:10I'll meet you at the church.
00:07:12Fair enough.
00:07:13Don't disappoint me, Beyonce.
00:07:19Okay, but, like, how do we switch back?
00:07:21Can we just, like, crash into each other again?
00:07:23I'm game.
00:07:25Go stand in the middle of the road.
00:07:26I'll grab my car.
00:07:27You know what?
00:07:28I'd rather be a bitter bride than roadkill, so.
00:07:32Screw it.
00:07:33Let's get married.
00:07:34Get ready to kneel.
00:07:35Kneel?
00:07:36Yeah.
00:07:41All right.
00:07:42857.
00:07:46All right.
00:07:46What's your name?
00:07:47Uh, Blair Woods.
00:07:49Buddy, I asked your name, not your fiancée's.
00:07:52Oh.
00:07:52Uh.
00:07:53Uh.
00:07:55Come here.
00:07:56What did I call you?
00:07:57Is that your name?
00:07:58Liam Law.
00:07:59Liam Law.
00:08:01Uh-huh.
00:08:02Are you two sure about this?
00:08:04Yep.
00:08:06Because I've seen a lot of couples come through here, and...
00:08:08I'm not going to lie, this woman might need to check out from the neck cover.
00:08:11Excuse me.
00:08:12Wait, are you calling me crazy?
00:08:13We're certain.
00:08:14Um, please pass us our application.
00:08:16Yeah.
00:08:17Please.
00:08:19All right.
00:08:29Do you know when she's going to show up?
00:08:31No.
00:08:32Oh, great.
00:08:39You're getting married dressed like this?
00:08:42It's a fake marriage, Your Highness.
00:08:44Stop whining.
00:08:45Ugh.
00:08:47It's a fake marriage, Your Highness.
00:08:50Stop whining.
00:08:50Ugh.
00:08:51Ugh.
00:08:52My first wedding, and I'm going to be married to you.
00:08:54Yeah, it's not like I'm thrilled about it either.
00:08:57Liam Law, do take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife, through wealth, hardship, and everything in between?
00:09:04He does.
00:09:04All right, then.
00:09:05In Blair Woods, the same stuff?
00:09:07Wonderful.
00:09:08Take that as a yes.
00:09:11Now, please exchange rings.
00:09:14Rings?
00:09:15No, we are not at the kissing party yet.
00:09:19Wait.
00:09:21Stop.
00:09:21Wait.
00:09:22Wait.
00:09:24Watch out.
00:09:25God.
00:09:27God.
00:09:34Wow, you really came prepared.
00:09:38Hey.
00:09:39I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:09:42You may kiss the bride.
00:09:48Hmm.
00:09:51Yep, no, I can't do it.
00:09:53Excuse me, under normal circumstances, you never get to kiss somebody like me in your entire life.
00:09:58Well, this is just a temporary arrangement.
00:10:01Is such a sacred institution merely a convenience for you two?
00:10:05Look, Pastor, it's not really like we had a choice.
00:10:08Otherwise, I wouldn't have...
00:10:09I know you only in my dream too.
00:10:13You come visit and I make a scene.
00:10:17You know we're passionate.
00:10:19I know we're going to be a twister all night.
00:10:21You're this forever.
00:10:26This ring is, like, insanely unique.
00:10:28I never pegged you for the, uh, classy-sentimental type.
00:10:32It's kind of hot, though.
00:10:34It was my foster mother's.
00:10:35It was her husband's final gift to her.
00:10:37Oh, my God.
00:10:38No, I'm so sorry.
00:10:39This must be, like, super important to you here.
00:10:40You should take it back.
00:10:40Oh, we're married.
00:10:42It's yours now.
00:10:44Plus, I promised your grandma I'd protect you.
00:10:46And I used that ring as a good luck charm for years.
00:10:49Now I can protect you instead.
00:10:52No.
00:10:52All right.
00:10:54Let's go home, husband.
00:11:02Maybe you're not as annoying as I thought.
00:11:17Oh, my God.
00:11:22What are you doing?
00:11:23I'm posting on my IG, duh.
00:11:26It's, like, totally where normal people live on TV is.
00:11:28Okay.
00:11:29Um, well, princess, welcome to your new life.
00:11:33Follow me.
00:11:46So, this is it?
00:11:47My closet is bigger than this entire place.
00:11:50Someone swore if we're richer or poorer back at the church.
00:11:53Was it all just for show?
00:11:55Okay, well, then, by that same vow, you're stuck with me forever, too, so...
00:11:58No, forever's not that long.
00:11:59You could die any day.
00:12:01Wow.
00:12:02Morbid.
00:12:02But, um, are we sure about this place?
00:12:05Because we could always just, like, stay alive.
00:12:06No, not an option.
00:12:08Okay.
00:12:08If you want to stay alive, you'll stay put right here.
00:12:13Why?
00:12:16Softed little princess.
00:12:18You don't know who I am, what I do, and you still follow me home.
00:12:24Aren't you afraid of what I might do?
00:12:27What, uh, what are you, what is that supposed to mean?
00:12:30What are you planning?
00:12:31Look, relax.
00:12:32All I'm saying is we swapped bodies, which means things might happen.
00:12:38And if they do happen, you need to accept it and stay quiet.
00:12:44Like what things?
00:12:46Well, like the fact that the body you're in right now belongs to a secret agent.
00:12:54I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:12:56A what?
00:13:01I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:13:03A what?
00:13:06I knew he was trouble.
00:13:08This is what I get for trusting a hot stranger.
00:13:11I need to get out of here.
00:13:12Fast.
00:13:19Are you trying to leave?
00:13:21It's too late.
00:13:22My identity's classified.
00:13:24You know too much.
00:13:25Okay, wait, just please don't kill me.
00:13:27I'll stay quick, I swear.
00:13:28Okay, relax.
00:13:29Look, as long as you don't do anything stupid, I won't touch you.
00:13:33You're my wife, girl.
00:13:36Wait a second.
00:13:38Okay, so if you're a secret agent, doesn't that mean people are like, trying to kill you?
00:13:43Exactly.
00:13:44That's why I brought you here.
00:13:46This is a safe house.
00:13:47And if you want to stay alive, you need to stay close to me.
00:13:52I never thought I'd be living with a secret agent.
00:13:55Yeah, get used to it.
00:13:58Go wash up.
00:13:59It's almost that time.
00:14:00But there's only one bed.
00:14:10No, no, no.
00:14:11It was on the bed.
00:14:12You get the couch.
00:14:13No, move it.
00:14:13This is my bed.
00:14:14Don't you have any chivalrous ladies first?
00:14:17I am a secret agent, not a nice.
00:14:19Besides, take a look in the mirror.
00:14:20Are you really a lady?
00:14:21Wait.
00:14:21I don't care.
00:14:22I'm sleeping in this bed.
00:14:24For the record, this is my house.
00:14:27Well, didn't you say you were going to protect me?
00:14:29And now I can't even sleep in a real bed?
00:14:32Fine.
00:14:33You take the bed.
00:14:34No funny business.
00:14:37Close the door.
00:14:48I never thought I'd actually get married.
00:14:56Wait.
00:14:57No way.
00:15:00Am I actually catching feelings for that entitled princess?
00:15:12Oh my God!
00:15:15What happened?
00:15:15What?
00:15:16What happened?
00:15:17This is worse than a gas station next to LAX.
00:15:21What?
00:15:22What is this?
00:15:23Is this supposed to be soap?
00:15:24Yeah, obviously.
00:15:25Listen up, babe.
00:15:26If this sketchy soap comes near that face, worth an estimated $30 million in skincare,
00:15:31I will legit yeet your favorite appendage straight down the toilet.
00:15:34Got it?
00:15:37Grab your wallet.
00:15:38It's time for retail therapy.
00:15:43Let's go.
00:15:46Hmm.
00:15:49Hmm.
00:15:53Shit.
00:15:54No.
00:15:55God, this woman is terrified.
00:15:58What are you doing?
00:16:00Shit.
00:16:08Trust.
00:16:09That's us.
00:16:12Hey.
00:16:13Don't move.
00:16:15You'll be a good girl.
00:16:16Hey.
00:16:16I'm sorry.
00:16:42Slay.
00:16:43Mom.
00:16:44Mom.
00:16:46Yes, your face really is worth $30 million.
00:16:49Oh, look, you're finally getting good taste.
00:16:51Welcome to the Globe Club.
00:16:53This shade would look fire on you.
00:16:56Do you want to try?
00:16:58No.
00:17:01I'll take everything.
00:17:03Ma'am, these are limited edition.
00:17:05They're like $100 each.
00:17:08My treat.
00:17:09Oh.
00:17:16Okay, so, like, how does this work?
00:17:19All right, put that down.
00:17:20I'll show you.
00:17:26Oh.
00:17:31I hate it.
00:17:35Okay.
00:17:36Uh, don't move, or I might cut you.
00:17:39Wait.
00:17:42You're going to put that on...
00:17:43No.
00:17:44What?
00:17:44Yeah.
00:17:45I'm here.
00:17:51Is it hot in here?
00:17:53Or am I crushing on my own face?
00:17:58Okay, don't worry.
00:17:59You can rinse it off in a shower.
00:18:01Oh, a shower?
00:18:20All right.
00:18:22No peeking.
00:18:23Now, trust me, your body's not really on my must-see.
00:18:27Ouch.
00:18:28Really much?
00:18:28Okay, watch it.
00:18:29Careful.
00:18:30ager.
00:18:50Somebody named Raven.
00:18:52Should I pick it up?
00:18:53Um, yeah, um, whatever he says, just say, mm-hmm.
00:18:59Simple.
00:19:02Yo, man, you've been straight up ghost mode for days.
00:19:06Do you miss me or what?
00:19:08Mm-hmm.
00:19:09Let me guess, you dodging another hit squad or something again?
00:19:14Mm-hmm.
00:19:15Figures.
00:19:17You're basically untouchable anyway.
00:19:19I got you a fresh gig lined up.
00:19:21Muzz me up, and I'm waiting downstairs.
00:19:24Uh, oh, mm-hmm.
00:19:29So, your boy's outside, and he said something about the mission.
00:19:32What? What the hell? Did you agree?
00:19:33Well, you told me that, mm-hmm, so I, mm-hmm.
00:19:37Wait, hold on. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing?
00:19:44What is your problem?
00:19:45At least on some underwear.
00:19:57Well, it's about time you let me in. I...
00:20:02Am I interrupting something?
00:20:06Mm-hmm.
00:20:20So, who's this?
00:20:22My husband.
00:20:23What?
00:20:24Uh, I mean, it's my wife.
00:20:27Bro, you got married?
00:20:28Since when?
00:20:31The, uh, yesterday accident introduced me to the love of my life, and, uh, just, we clicked instantly, and, uh,
00:20:42decided to get married.
00:20:43No problem.
00:20:44Wow. You know, I thought you and I really did have something.
00:20:48But here you are, getting married and not even telling me.
00:20:52Okay, don't get any weird ideas. I am straight.
00:20:54So, what brings you here in the middle of the night?
00:21:01Okay, don't get any weird ideas. I'm straight.
00:21:05So, what brings you here in the middle of the night?
00:21:08I'm starting to see why you two are endgame.
00:21:10She's as extra as you are.
00:21:12Anywho, could you tell your girl to dip?
00:21:15This is real talk.
00:21:17Nah, man, she's good. She, uh, she knows what's up.
00:21:20She, she, we don't gatekeep in this marriage.
00:21:23Bro, you do realize that we are in an industry that will literally chew you up and spit you out
00:21:27the moment they go soft, right?
00:21:30Get to the point. Skip the filler.
00:21:34Hold on.
00:21:38Didn't you say that that ring was more valuable to you than your life?
00:21:41I tried to touch it once, and you nearly snapped my wrist.
00:21:46Yeah, yeah, I gave it to her.
00:21:48Problem?
00:21:49Wow.
00:21:51She really must be the one.
00:21:55Anyway, here's your newest tip.
00:21:57No, it's not happening.
00:21:59Can't you see we just got married?
00:22:00We are on our honeymoon.
00:22:02Bro, you've been off the grid way too long.
00:22:07You don't take this mission?
00:22:08You fail the monthly evaluation, which means you face the death challenges.
00:22:15Your wife or your life?
00:22:18Make your choice.
00:22:23Honeymoon can wait.
00:22:24He'll take the job.
00:22:25That's the spirit.
00:22:28Good luck to you two lovebirds.
00:22:34Okay, you're not actually expecting me to take this top secret agent condition thing, right?
00:22:39No, relax.
00:22:39I'll handle it.
00:22:45Come on.
00:22:49Hello?
00:22:50Blair Woods.
00:22:51You got married and didn't tell me?
00:22:56You're so dead.
00:23:05Well, care to explain yourself?
00:23:08Yeah, he's the love of my life.
00:23:10I'm all in.
00:23:11Well, what's the feeling?
00:23:16Well, care to explain yourself?
00:23:20Yeah, he's the love of my life.
00:23:21I'm all in.
00:23:23Well, what's the feeling?
00:23:28Two days ago, you dipped out of your engagement, and now you marry this rando?
00:23:34Not on my watch.
00:23:36Think about the family's reputation.
00:23:38No, grandma, grandma.
00:23:39Please, please, we truly love each other.
00:23:48Yeah, he is so sweet.
00:23:52Grandma, it's real love, I swear.
00:23:55Liz, I'll hand over all my passwords, okay?
00:23:57Bank accounts, crypto, Netflix, literally everything.
00:24:00What?
00:24:04Yeah, he is going to give me everything.
00:24:07We don't need his pocket change.
00:24:11We don't need his pocket change.
00:24:14But fine, if this kid makes you happy, then...
00:24:35How do you know about my migraines?
00:24:38Oh, uh, Blair, she mentioned it in passing.
00:24:43I think you're really bad when you're stressed out.
00:24:45I thought I'd learn some hacks.
00:24:47No.
00:24:48Just in case.
00:24:52That's very sweet, actually.
00:24:55The last one couldn't even pretend to care.
00:24:57Lee did was ask me for my money.
00:24:59I can't believe I was so blind.
00:25:02Grandma must be really disappointed in me.
00:25:04My bad, Grandma, but it's over.
00:25:07From now on, I'm taking back full control.
00:25:11Sweetheart, I get it.
00:25:13A bad marriage is hell.
00:25:15And even if it's moments before the vows, you can walk away.
00:25:19So, love who you love.
00:25:24As for you, if I ever find out that you mistreated my granddaughter, you'll regret it for the rest of
00:25:33your life.
00:25:36As for you, if I ever find out that you mistreated my granddaughter, you'll regret it for the rest of
00:25:45your life.
00:25:46Grandma, I'm your precious granddaughter.
00:25:49I'm your daughter.
00:26:01Game time.
00:26:02Target's been spotted.
00:26:11Where is he?
00:26:13What is taking him so long?
00:26:16Oh my God, Leon.
00:26:18What happened?
00:26:19What happened?
00:26:22Here, let up.
00:26:24No, no, no.
00:26:24Don't pass out.
00:26:25Don't pass out.
00:26:26Stay with me.
00:26:26Stay with me.
00:26:28What happened?
00:26:28Did somebody ambush you?
00:26:29Mission's done, but someone tagged me.
00:26:33Can't find the damn wound.
00:26:34Can't stop the bleeding.
00:26:36That's it.
00:26:36We're going to the ER.
00:26:37No.
00:26:40That's it.
00:26:40We're going to the ER.
00:26:41No.
00:26:42No hospitals.
00:26:43It's too risky.
00:26:44You help me find the bullet hole, I'll pass the wound myself.
00:26:46And I'll get you off.
00:26:48Okay.
00:26:49Okay.
00:26:50Uh-huh.
00:26:58Liam.
00:27:00What day is it?
00:27:02Are you seriously checking a calendar while I'm bleeding out?
00:27:08Plot twist. So, you actually didn't get shot. You just got your period. Sorry, babe.
00:27:22Oh, here. Breathe with me.
00:27:28What's your play here?
00:27:30I'll help you do it with your cramps.
00:27:32Are you holding my hand?
00:27:35Science. A study showed that holding hands with people you care about actually reduces pain, so...
00:27:40Even for fake couples?
00:27:45A study showed that holding hands with people you care about actually reduces pain, so...
00:27:50Even for fake couples?
00:27:51You know, maybe you should try not talking.
00:27:53And maybe you should stop reading fake news.
00:27:55It's not fake news.
00:28:01So?
00:28:04Are you feeling any better now?
00:28:06I actually do feel less wrecked.
00:28:09Told you.
00:28:11Honestly, I don't normally cramp this bad.
00:28:13But I'm sure your super secret agent cardio didn't help.
00:28:15Yeah, well, your endurance sucks.
00:28:17But I sure don't miss you nearly took me out.
00:28:20Looks like I'm flunking this evaluation.
00:28:26Why do you do it? Like, real talk, why do you do it? The super secret agent stuff?
00:28:31Just seems like... dangerous AF.
00:28:33For my foster mom.
00:28:37This is her?
00:28:44Well...
00:28:45She looks... really kind.
00:28:48She was.
00:28:50She taught me how to survive.
00:28:52Hmm.
00:28:56So this is how you got in the agency?
00:28:58Yeah.
00:29:00And I won't disappoint her.
00:29:03Okay.
00:29:03I'll help you.
00:29:05Is the evaluation get your spot back?
00:29:07No.
00:29:07Absolutely not.
00:29:08End of discussion.
00:29:12What? No.
00:29:13No.
00:29:13Absolutely not.
00:29:14End of discussion.
00:29:14You're not doing it.
00:29:16I can't let you risk your life.
00:29:18Okay.
00:29:19Well...
00:29:20Besides me, who else is gonna help you?
00:29:22The body's yours.
00:29:23The muscle memory's still there.
00:29:25And all the other stuff...
00:29:26I don't know.
00:29:27Like, teacher, you're the super secret agent, right?
00:29:29I don't think you understand how dangerous this job is.
00:29:34I can't afford to lose you too.
00:29:37Okay.
00:29:38Alright, come on.
00:29:39What?
00:29:40You're planning on doing your dirty work in my delicate little body forever?
00:29:43No.
00:29:44I'm not doing this for free.
00:29:45I want three favors from you.
00:29:47Non-negotiable.
00:29:50Fine.
00:29:59What the hell just happened?
00:30:00Did you seriously just pat my head like I'm a puppy?
00:30:03Why...
00:30:04Why did that make me feel weirdly happy?
00:30:07Alright, get it together, Liam.
00:30:08It was just a kiss.
00:30:20Oh, God.
00:30:21What did I just do?
00:30:23Did I...
00:30:24Kiss him?
00:30:26Why the hell would I kiss him?
00:30:28Wait.
00:30:29Do I...
00:30:31Like him?
00:30:31And my love for you would never stop.
00:30:35And my love for you would never stop.
00:30:40Wow.
00:30:41You can actually cook.
00:30:43For a second I was thinking you're promoting me to my future husband.
00:30:46Okay, enough talking.
00:30:48Eat up.
00:30:48It's the last moment of happiness you'll have today.
00:30:58This...
00:30:58This is the whole point?
00:31:00That's just the table of contents.
00:31:02Okay, so just out of curiosity, is it too late to back out now?
00:31:13What?
00:31:1349?
00:31:1550?
00:31:17Okay, keep going.
00:31:18Don't slow down.
00:31:20This plan isn't humane.
00:31:21That was just the warm-up.
00:31:23What?
00:31:24Ah.
00:31:27Oh.
00:31:28Oh.
00:31:29Oh, damn.
00:31:30My bum's kinda hot.
00:31:34Hi.
00:31:37Okay.
00:31:37Oh, damn.
00:31:38My bum's kinda hot.
00:31:39Okay.
00:31:40Dance to yourself.
00:31:41That's enough for today.
00:31:43I'll make you a protein meal.
00:31:45Ugh.
00:32:01Okay, relax.
00:32:03That's your own body.
00:32:05When we switch back, I am so writing a fantasy novel about this.
00:32:09Kissing myself.
00:32:10A memoir.
00:32:11Don't you dare.
00:32:12Oh, God.
00:32:13Don't flatter yourself.
00:32:13The main character's not gonna be based on you.
00:32:15But that's even worse.
00:32:18Anyway.
00:32:19After lunch, I have something special to show you.
00:32:21Oh!
00:32:22Let me guess.
00:32:23Uh...
00:32:23Rare jewelry.
00:32:25Ancient arms.
00:32:26Oh, I know.
00:32:27Uh, limited edition hair vest.
00:32:35My babies.
00:32:36Impressive, right?
00:32:38These are what you call babies?
00:32:39God, I never should have trusted somebody who washes their face with bar soap.
00:32:44Now, just pick one for me.
00:32:46No.
00:32:46You have to touch it yourself.
00:32:48You'll know which one's right.
00:32:51You're my wife now.
00:32:52I won't allow anything to compromise your safety.
00:32:55Well, technically, I'm your husband.
00:32:57Well then, pick a damn gun, dear husband.
00:33:07How about this one?
00:33:08Not bad.
00:33:09It's an M200.
00:33:11Longest range sniper rifle on Earth.
00:33:13But, it's bolt to action.
00:33:15It's definitely not beginner friendly.
00:33:19Okay.
00:33:22This is fun.
00:33:25This one.
00:33:38I'll help you.
00:33:43This one.
00:33:44Can I raise your weapon?
00:33:46Gun up.
00:33:52Tuck your elbow in.
00:33:54Are you listening?
00:34:00Are you even listening to me?
00:34:01Yeah.
00:34:02Please.
00:34:04Okay.
00:34:06Lesson line.
00:34:07Observation
00:34:08Choose any target you want
00:34:10I can smile and just
00:34:14So
00:34:19Wait, oh my god
00:34:21That's Tasha
00:34:22Tasha, my bestie
00:34:25That is wild
00:34:26What are the odds?
00:34:28Oh my god, I'm going to text her later
00:34:37Who's cheating bastards?
00:34:40No, no, you're not
00:34:46Well, don't you look sexy
00:34:51So
00:34:52What happened with you and Blair?
00:34:54I want to talk about it
00:34:56Some pretty boy showed up out of nowhere
00:34:58And stole her from me
00:35:00What?
00:35:01And you just gave up?
00:35:03Do you know how hard I work to introduce you
00:35:06And that crashed out?
00:35:07Do you have any idea how difficult it is
00:35:09To find someone so rich and gullible?
00:35:14I'm just getting a little tired
00:35:16Of following her around like a lap dog
00:35:19It's pathetic
00:35:21Honey, honey
00:35:22Just stick with it a little longer
00:35:25Do it for our baby
00:35:27We need her money
00:35:35I did everything for her
00:35:43I gave her everything
00:35:44When the mean girls bullied her at school
00:35:46Who confronted him?
00:35:48Me
00:35:52And now she has the nerve to play dizzy face with me
00:35:56Okay, you've been crying for three hours
00:35:58If you're that upset, why don't you just say something?
00:36:01I know
00:36:03You know what?
00:36:04I should have
00:36:05I should have
00:36:07They're not going to get away with this
00:36:12They used me for my money
00:36:14And I'm not going to let somebody
00:36:16Who betrayed me get off crazy
00:36:20And now she has the nerve
00:36:23To ask me out?
00:36:29Fine
00:36:30Fine
00:36:32You want to play?
00:36:34Let's play
00:36:40Wait
00:36:41I fully endorse you giving them a reality check
00:36:44But I am terrible with fond
00:36:45Well, and I suck at being a secret agent
00:36:47But you still owe me two favors, remember?
00:36:50Wow, okay
00:36:50So you're resorting to your husband to do your dirty work?
00:36:53Let's go
00:36:54To your husband
00:37:15Blair
00:37:17I haven't been able to stop thinking about you
00:37:20Since you left me at the engagement party
00:37:22I get it
00:37:22I messed up
00:37:23And I'm sorry, okay
00:37:25But I just
00:37:26I can't
00:37:27Imagine life without you
00:37:30And hey
00:37:31I'm willing
00:37:32To forget the fact that you slept with other men
00:37:36If you just get back with me
00:37:38This manipulative piece of trash
00:37:43Bastard
00:37:49You must be Blair's new guy
00:37:51I'm Tasha
00:37:52Her best friend
00:37:54Oh
00:37:55You mean the kind of best friend who sleeps with her fiancé?
00:37:59Oh, you mean the kind of best friend that sleeps with a friend's fiancé?
00:38:03That's new
00:38:04Don't be like that
00:38:06You're kind of hot, you know
00:38:08No wonder Blair chose to be with you
00:38:10I have some self-respect
00:38:15And for the record
00:38:16I am not Blair's boyfriend
00:38:17I'm her husband
00:38:18What?
00:38:20Yeah
00:38:20Already married?
00:38:23Well
00:38:23Can't say I'm surprised
00:38:25Blair's gorgeous and rich, sure
00:38:29But in case you don't know
00:38:31She literally ran out on her wedding
00:38:33Such a spoiled brat
00:38:35Okay, so then what's this
00:38:36This little ambush thing today?
00:38:38Is that all part of your master plan to force her back with Ethan?
00:38:40What do you get out of all this?
00:38:41What do I get out of this?
00:38:43Oh, baby
00:38:44Nothing makes me happier than seeing her miserable
00:38:49Oh, my God
00:38:50I'm grateful for one girl to be
00:38:53Absolutely shameless
00:38:54I feel sorry for her boyfriend
00:38:56For a guy
00:38:58Blair, I just want to know what I did wrong
00:39:01You leaving wrecked me
00:39:03And
00:39:03I just want you to give us another chance
00:39:06What, you're the one who's wrecked?
00:39:08God, what's next?
00:39:09You're gonna say you have morning sickness because of me?
00:39:14Hey, you
00:39:18Backstabbing bitch
00:39:19You like sharing men so much
00:39:21Keep your shared man to yourself
00:39:26Are you insane?
00:39:28You
00:39:28You're making things up
00:39:30Oh, that's how it's gonna go?
00:39:32Alright
00:39:34Everyone
00:39:34Airdrops on
00:39:46You bitch
00:39:47You spied on me
00:39:49Watch out
00:39:52You cheated, you lied
00:39:54And now you want to hit a woman?
00:39:56Nice job, Ethan
00:39:57You are a disgrace to mankind
00:39:58Oh, you're scared now?
00:40:00Five minutes ago, you were such a badass
00:40:02If you ever show your face again
00:40:04I will put you back in the dirt
00:40:05Every single fucking time
00:40:11Both of you
00:40:12Are gonna regret this
00:40:14You better watch your backs
00:40:16Please
00:40:26Did you see his face?
00:40:28This is so exciting
00:40:30Wait, how did you get this footage?
00:40:32Oh, please
00:40:32In my line of work
00:40:34I pick up a few hacking skills
00:40:38I don't think so
00:40:43Whatever
00:40:47Damn it
00:40:48Nobody makes a fool
00:40:50Out of me
00:40:51Time to activate
00:40:52Our little problem solver
00:40:54I'm going to destroy
00:40:56Blairwood's
00:40:58Complete land
00:41:05Oh, shit
00:41:06Can you hold me with this?
00:41:15Hello
00:41:15Miss Woods
00:41:17You need to get back to the office right now
00:41:19Something's gone down
00:41:23Okay
00:41:24Thank you
00:41:27Bye
00:41:28Jesus, come on
00:41:36Thank God you're here
00:41:38We've got a problem
00:41:39Hey, besties
00:41:40Today we're confronting
00:41:42This Woods company
00:41:43Face to face
00:41:45Let's get justice
00:41:46What exactly are you
00:41:48Accusing us of?
00:41:50This
00:41:50This is what
00:41:52Your cream did to my face
00:41:53What?
00:41:55That is impossible
00:41:56Our face creams
00:41:57Are made with all natural products
00:41:58There's no additives
00:41:59And we've never had a reaction
00:42:00To this ever
00:42:00You're all saying this, right?
00:42:03Thousands of you are watching
00:42:04Don't let them dislike me
00:42:06Fine
00:42:07If you claim this product did that
00:42:09I'll test it right now
00:42:10And if there's a reaction
00:42:12I'll double your compensation
00:42:14Oh, yeah
00:42:16Go on
00:42:17Enjoy this specially enhanced cream, honey
00:42:27Let me guess
00:42:29You were hoping I'd slather this sulfuric acid-laced cream on my face and burn it off?
00:42:33How the hell does she know?
00:42:36Run this to the lab compared to stock samples
00:42:39I want results in an hour
00:42:40What?
00:42:41No, I would never do something like this
00:42:43Do you know how important a face is to an influencer?
00:42:49I would never risk my own face just to frame you
00:42:52Wait
00:42:53Wait
00:42:54Wait
00:42:59You dare question my wife's reputation?
00:43:04Nice sign
00:43:05That face rash is makeup
00:43:08Are you serious?
00:43:09Are you serious?
00:43:11Attempted assault, defamation, fraud
00:43:13Congratulations
00:43:14Your career as an influencer is over
00:43:17Insecurity
00:43:17No, no, no
00:43:19I'm so sorry
00:43:20I didn't mean to
00:43:21It wasn't a mistake
00:43:22No
00:43:22Let go
00:43:22Let me go
00:43:24Come on
00:43:25Come on
00:43:25No, no, no
00:43:28No, no
00:43:34I'll admit
00:43:35You were surprisingly useful
00:43:38I know
00:43:39But something's bugging me
00:43:40How'd she get in here?
00:43:42No clearance
00:43:43No invite
00:43:44It's weird, right?
00:43:46You might want to check for a mole
00:43:48Within your company
00:43:52You cleaned that thing like a hundred times today
00:43:55Are you still thinking about the mole?
00:43:57Someone let that liar waltz into your office
00:44:00That is not a rookie move
00:44:03I bet your ex-fiance Ethan's behind it
00:44:08You got proof?
00:44:10Both of you are gonna regret this
00:44:12You better watch your backs
00:44:13I call it a secret agent's hunch
00:44:21One day
00:44:24I'm gonna blow his brains out
00:44:25Okay, we're agents
00:44:26We're not assassins
00:44:27Quit pouting
00:44:29Grab your jacket
00:44:30We're going out
00:44:39This place is nice
00:44:40No, you're not here to party
00:44:42Secret agent's HQ
00:44:49You see that bartender over there?
00:44:52He's gonna take you to marry him
00:44:53She hands out the assignments
00:44:54Wait, you're not coming with me?
00:44:56Oh, the agency doesn't exactly welcome strangers
00:44:58So, you'll have to go alone
00:45:02And, just a heads up
00:45:04Marion's a little obsessed
00:45:09Of course she is
00:45:10You really had broken hearts everywhere, huh?
00:45:13Relax
00:45:13Never even touched her
00:45:16They're so messy
00:45:41Hey, pretty
00:45:42You alone?
00:45:44I'm gonna get you a drink
00:45:48Hey, where you going, sweetheart?
00:45:50Let's have a little fun
00:45:52Fuck off
00:45:54Come on
00:45:55Just relax a little
00:45:56It's alright, aren't you?
00:45:58Come on, now
00:45:59You just see me
00:46:00Back off
00:46:00Come on
00:46:01You just see me
00:46:03You want to play rock, you little bitch?
00:46:17Okay, look
00:46:18You have been on me ever since I walked in tonight
00:46:20I mean, I
00:46:21I'm here on a mission
00:46:22Not whatever this is
00:46:23And I'm giving you one
00:46:26After we handle more pressing matters
00:46:30You've got all night, baby
00:46:33Nothing going on with her, huh?
00:46:35Men are full of shit
00:46:37Sorry, baby
00:46:39Not tonight
00:46:41Let me guess
00:46:42This is about her
00:46:44What?
00:46:48Are you serious?
00:46:50You've turned me down for months
00:46:53And you're ready to break protocol for that girl?
00:46:56Excuse me
00:46:57That is not that girl
00:46:58That is my wife
00:46:59You gave her this?
00:47:01Yeah
00:47:01The elite agent rape
00:47:02Obviously
00:47:04She's a nobody
00:47:07She's a nobody
00:47:08Okay, well, I'm going to share whatever I have with my partner
00:47:11So
00:47:16An agent dreaming of love like some civilian
00:47:20You're so childish
00:47:24Thank you
00:47:26Wake up
00:47:27This mission comes straight from the chief
00:47:29There is no room for mistakes
00:47:33Right
00:47:33Well
00:47:34Save your concern
00:47:44Chief
00:47:46Are you sure
00:47:47Nighthawk is the right choice
00:47:49For this mission?
00:47:50Of course
00:47:51He's married Blair
00:47:52It could compromise everything
00:47:58Even better
00:48:00That's exactly what I hoped for
00:48:03Let's see if my little bird stays loyal
00:48:07Or breaks
00:48:13You little bitch
00:48:14You want to play rough?
00:48:15You're asking for it
00:48:16Yeah, well, let me show you what a real man's capable of
00:48:19You filthy whore
00:48:26Nighthawk?
00:48:27Wait
00:48:28Who's Nighthawk?
00:48:29Nighthawk?
00:48:29It's you
00:48:30Oh, my God
00:48:30Are you deaf?
00:48:32She said no
00:48:33Listen, Nighthawk, please
00:48:34I didn't know
00:48:34I didn't know she was your girl
00:48:36I'm sorry
00:48:36You know what?
00:48:38You're lucky
00:48:39Get lost
00:48:43Pray that we don't meet again
00:48:45Bitch
00:48:50You okay?
00:49:00I'm sorry
00:49:00I didn't get there sooner
00:49:04It's not your fault
00:49:07I just haven't felt that helpless in so long
00:49:10It's like I was right back in my childhood
00:49:12Just trying to survive
00:49:19Don't worry
00:49:24From now on, I'll protect you
00:49:40Okay, careful
00:49:41If you keep looking at me like that
00:49:43I think you actually like
00:49:44What?
00:49:45Oh, what?
00:49:47No, I, you
00:49:48You're in my body
00:49:49I'm just protecting my property
00:49:51Plus, you're the one with secret admirers
00:49:54Crawling all over you
00:49:55No, Marion doesn't count
00:49:57There's nothing between us
00:49:59I've never had the luxury
00:50:01Of a normal relationship
00:50:02Because of my job
00:50:05I mean, we
00:50:07I technically were already married
00:50:10So, you could quit your job
00:50:11And work for my company
00:50:14I'll take care of you
00:50:17It's not my way of living
00:50:18Besides
00:50:20You're my wife
00:50:21I should be the one supporting you
00:50:23But
00:50:23Who, who said that I agreed to be your wife?
00:50:29Have you thought about what we'll do?
00:50:31We're stuck in these bodies forever
00:50:34Uh
00:50:36Yeah, I mean, not ideal
00:50:39But
00:50:39I don't know
00:50:42I can get used to it
00:50:43I just have to learn how to pee standing up
00:50:49Oh, if you're around it
00:50:51Might not be so bad
00:50:56And then I'll just study really hard at being good at sex
00:50:59As a man
00:51:01Okay
00:51:01Um
00:51:02No, we're gonna switch back
00:51:04It's fine
00:51:04I'll figure it out
00:51:05Oh, you're not interested in that?
00:51:09Oh my god
00:51:10I will never understand men and their weird pride
00:51:12Okay, shut up
00:51:16Um, let's get back to business
00:51:18Find out who our next target is
00:51:22Wait, our target's an international spy?
00:51:27Oh wait, that's me
00:51:28No, come on
00:51:29I'm
00:51:29I am not an international spy
00:51:31This is a mistake
00:51:33That's a mistake
00:51:35No
00:51:35You know, no
00:51:36I've heard rumors at the agency
00:51:38They call it the X-Files
00:51:41It's, uh
00:51:41Fake missions
00:51:43To cover up dirty work for billionaires
00:51:46You sure you didn't piss off the wrong person?
00:51:51Ethan
00:51:51Son of a
00:51:53Bitch
00:51:54Okay
00:52:05Okay
00:52:07Uh, hack the system
00:52:09And trace the payments
00:52:11It's definitely
00:52:12Ethan
00:52:14Fine
00:52:15Hey, let's play dirty
00:52:17I'll play dirty
00:52:18What's your plan?
00:52:20So you know that company
00:52:21That's under his name?
00:52:23Yeah
00:52:23That was a birthday gift from me
00:52:25Back when I was stupid
00:52:27And I'm gonna take it back
00:52:30Done
00:52:31Well
00:52:32That should be enough evidence to sink in
00:52:34Bastard
00:52:38Looks like your email's working
00:52:40Hmm?
00:52:41Tomorrow's headlines just found their next star
00:52:44Nice
00:52:47Your scandal is everywhere, Ethan
00:52:49Everyone knows you cheated on the woods, heiress
00:52:52Our company's talk is crashing because of this
00:52:55So you better give us an answer
00:52:56By today
00:52:57What the hell is PR doing then?
00:53:00Get those headlines scrubbed
00:53:02Now!
00:53:03Let's be real
00:53:04Our PR team is a joke
00:53:06Compared to what Wood's family's got
00:53:08Do the right thing
00:53:09Ethan
00:53:10Step down now
00:53:12Or
00:53:13I'll make sure the board votes you out
00:53:15Step down?
00:53:17Step down?
00:53:18I am the chairman of this company
00:53:20You cannot remove me from it
00:53:22Are you sure about that?
00:53:24Blair
00:53:25You've got a lot of nerves showing up to my company
00:53:28You've got a lot of nerves showing up to my company
00:53:30Is this your company?
00:53:31Security?
00:53:34What do you want me to do?
00:53:35Remove death
00:53:36Are you deaf?
00:53:37Remove death
00:53:40Sorry, Ethan
00:53:40We're actually not here to chat
00:53:42We're here to be your new bosses
00:53:43What the hell are you talking about?
00:53:47Sorry, Ethan
00:53:48We're actually not here to chat
00:53:49We're here to be your new bosses
00:53:51What the hell are you talking about?
00:53:52Okay, well
00:53:54Let's go through the fine print
00:53:55Shall we?
00:54:00Blair Woods
00:54:01Now owns
00:54:0251%
00:54:04Of the company
00:54:05Making her the majority shareholder
00:54:07And as such
00:54:08The chairwoman
00:54:10Has complete hiring
00:54:11And firing authority
00:54:13Ethan Grayson
00:54:14Tasha Blake
00:54:16You are fired
00:54:19No, no, no
00:54:20You see
00:54:20I built this company from
00:54:22Nothing
00:54:22You cannot just take it from me
00:54:24Buddy
00:54:25Take a long hunt
00:54:27If you even have one
00:54:28This company
00:54:29I
00:54:30My wife
00:54:31Built it
00:54:32And she gave it to you
00:54:33And now she's taken it back
00:54:34So
00:54:34You got a problem?
00:54:35Oh, and one more thing
00:54:36We know about the little influencer
00:54:38We've already filed a suit
00:54:39For predatory competition
00:54:40So
00:54:41Get ready to be served
00:54:42Girls like you
00:54:43Would never understand
00:54:44I worked my ass off
00:54:47To get here
00:54:47And you think
00:54:48You can just stroll
00:54:49And then take it?
00:54:50Can't I have one
00:54:52Damn thing
00:54:53Without you
00:54:53Killing it, too?
00:55:08Somebody call an ambulance
00:55:10I think
00:55:11I'm the same thing
00:55:12As long as you're safe
00:55:24Raven, I want the best
00:55:25Diversion you have here
00:55:26In twenty minutes
00:55:27I don't care if you have to
00:55:28Drag your mind in chains
00:55:34If he dies
00:55:35I will make sure
00:55:36That you go down with him
00:55:41Ten years retired
00:55:43I didn't expect
00:55:44To be pulled out of bed
00:55:45For your gunpoint
00:55:46And choppered here tonight
00:55:48Desperate times, Doctor
00:55:49Lucky you acted fast
00:55:51Ten minutes later
00:55:52He'd be gone
00:55:55Come on, Doc
00:55:56Let's do this
00:56:09Why did you take the hit
00:56:10For me?
00:56:15I mean, what if you died?
00:56:17What the hell would I do then?
00:56:27It hurts
00:56:28Doesn't it?
00:56:31If I could take the pain
00:56:32For you
00:56:35adhered to other things
00:56:36As long as you don't
00:56:36As long as you were
00:57:06no way
00:57:08we switched back
00:57:11no way
00:57:13we switched back
00:57:16Liam
00:57:17Liam, wake up, we're back
00:57:19we switched back
00:57:31I haven't brushed my teeth
00:57:33or anything
00:57:33I don't fucking care
00:57:35waited too long
00:57:41it's gone, everything's gone
00:57:43you have to help me
00:57:44pathetic, you've got some nerve
00:57:46calling me
00:57:47Gloria, you're the one who gave the order
00:57:50this is on you
00:57:51so, if you want your little secret going public
00:57:54I suggest you help me
00:57:56fine, one last shot
00:57:58I want Blair out of the picture
00:58:00this time, for good
00:58:07how are you feeling?
00:58:11do you want something?
00:58:15do you need something?
00:58:17didn't she say
00:58:18holding hands
00:58:18helps with pain?
00:58:20didn't you say
00:58:20that was fake news?
00:58:22yeah, well
00:58:22I did some research
00:58:23it turns out
00:58:25this is somebody you love
00:58:26that actually works
00:58:29yeah, well
00:58:29I did some research
00:58:30it turns out
00:58:32this is somebody you love
00:58:33that actually works
00:58:39okay, well
00:58:40since you're so
00:58:41into me
00:58:45I guess you can
00:58:46stay my husband
00:58:47for a little longer
00:58:56you know, I never thought
00:58:58that I'd fall in love
00:58:58with somebody
00:58:59that can
00:59:00I mean, this whole
00:59:02body switch nonsense
00:59:04happened
00:59:06sometimes we switch back
00:59:10I guess prayers
00:59:10really do work
00:59:15um, I'm gonna
00:59:17get some water
00:59:27wow
00:59:28the infamously cold-blooded agent
00:59:31taking a knife for a woman
00:59:32it's romantic enough
00:59:34to make me cry
00:59:36almost
00:59:37can you not
00:59:39what do you want?
00:59:40does it ever occur to you
00:59:41what's going to happen
00:59:42when your cover gets blown?
00:59:43you get one life, Liam
00:59:45how many times
00:59:46are you gonna throw it
00:59:46in front of hers?
00:59:48he's right
00:59:49as long as she's with me
00:59:51she'll always be in danger
00:59:53what the hell do I do?
01:00:04you know, I do have to
01:00:05break up this little soap opera
01:00:06but you do realize
01:00:07that there is a third wheel
01:00:08here, right?
01:00:09um, I'm gonna
01:00:10just
01:00:10you guys talk
01:00:18what?
01:00:20spit it out
01:00:22just a heads up, Liam
01:00:23you blew up the mission
01:00:24you pissed off the client
01:00:26Gloria's not exactly
01:00:27pleased with you
01:00:29I'm just saying
01:00:32watch your back
01:00:34understood
01:00:35but no one's touching Blair
01:00:37not now
01:00:38not ever
01:00:49all this mess
01:00:50for a girl
01:00:54you know what's funny
01:00:55you raise a little bird
01:00:56long enough
01:00:57they start to think
01:00:58that they can fly
01:01:00all on their own
01:01:01I'm sorry, Liam
01:01:03save it
01:01:04go take your punishment
01:01:11this Blair Woods
01:01:14has to die
01:01:22hey, clean
01:01:23what are you doing tonight?
01:01:25wanna have some fun?
01:01:27okay, cool
01:01:31Liam
01:01:31we should go dancing tonight
01:01:33we can finally relax a bit
01:01:34I'm not going
01:01:38figures
01:01:39guess you only stuck around
01:01:40because of the body swap
01:01:42real husband material, huh?
01:01:46we should probably
01:01:46finalize the divorce
01:01:51what are you talking about?
01:01:53that was the deal, right?
01:01:56once we switch back
01:01:57we call it
01:02:01fine
01:02:04it's not like I'm
01:02:06desperate to stay married
01:02:07to you anyways
01:02:19cheers
01:02:22you've been married
01:02:23for how long now?
01:02:24and we've never even seen
01:02:25your husband
01:02:26come on
01:02:28bring him out tonight
01:02:30no, it's like a fake marriage
01:02:32we're gonna get divorced soon
01:02:33yeah, but you still like him though
01:02:37I mean
01:02:38I
01:02:39then go for it
01:02:41playing it safe
01:02:42is never your style
01:02:46wait, no girl
01:02:47you are wasted
01:02:49I'm calling a cab
01:02:50no
01:02:51no, come on
01:02:52I never get to have fun anymore
01:02:54please
01:02:55you can go out
01:02:56whenever you want
01:02:57it's not like your husband
01:02:58is gonna stop you
01:02:59you don't have to say it
01:03:00like that
01:03:03oh my god
01:03:05who is this hottie?
01:03:21oh my god
01:03:23who is that hottie?
01:03:25how much have you had to drink, huh?
01:03:28Blair?
01:03:29who's this?
01:03:30I'm her husband
01:03:32nice to meet you
01:03:34damn, Blair
01:03:35where did you find him?
01:03:37he looks like he walked off
01:03:38a CQ cover
01:03:39yeah, I
01:03:40literally
01:03:41bumped into him
01:03:42on the street
01:03:43seriously?
01:03:44damn, girl
01:03:45you are so lucky
01:03:46what does he do?
01:03:49um
01:03:50he's
01:03:51a model
01:03:52yeah
01:03:52he's a model
01:03:54I knew it
01:03:55come on
01:03:56share with some photos
01:03:57no, no
01:03:59another time
01:03:59I promise
01:04:00but tonight
01:04:00I'm going to steal my wife away from me
01:04:02because she's a little drunk
01:04:03what?
01:04:03no
01:04:05bye, Blair
01:04:06come back soon
01:04:12jeez
01:04:13okay
01:04:13slow down
01:04:14no
01:04:15you're going too fast
01:04:17you really are a lightweight, huh?
01:04:19yeah
01:04:21thanks though
01:04:23thanks for what?
01:04:24for picking me up
01:04:26even though you ignored my calls
01:04:28asshole
01:04:29well
01:04:29I want more than just a thanks
01:04:35okay
01:04:36okay
01:04:37just breathe
01:04:38yeah
01:04:39and we'll put you right here
01:04:43well
01:04:46you okay?
01:04:48thanks
01:04:49I'm going to grab you some water
01:04:51wait
01:04:52ew
01:04:54ew
01:04:55ew
01:05:07leon?
01:05:09what the hell?
01:05:11if you scream
01:05:12I'll kill you
01:05:21FLAIR
01:05:22FLAIR
01:05:24FLAIR
01:05:25FLAIR
01:05:42FLAIR
01:05:45ew
01:05:46ew
01:05:47well, well
01:05:49I caught the esteemed CEO Blair Woods
01:05:54where's your knight in shining armor, huh?
01:05:57I wouldn't get so cocky
01:06:00that look
01:06:02that look
01:06:02I hate
01:06:03that look
01:06:04it makes me feel like
01:06:06I'm an insect
01:06:06who are you to look down on me?
01:06:10well, you are just a parasite
01:06:11living off of women's success
01:06:13so
01:06:13why would I respect you?
01:06:16cute
01:06:17very cute
01:06:18keep running your mouth, Blair
01:06:19you're not getting out of here tonight
01:06:24you know
01:06:25the thought that I ever dated you
01:06:27makes me want to throw up
01:06:30nice
01:06:31well, you want to know something fun, Blair?
01:06:34do you?
01:06:34I don't even want you dead
01:06:36someone else does
01:06:38you made enemies, babe
01:06:40big ones
01:06:44Raven
01:06:45I need you to get me Blair's location
01:06:47use every connection you have
01:06:49no screw-ups
01:06:52but
01:06:52if you
01:06:54transfer all of your shares
01:06:56into my account
01:06:56I might just tell you
01:06:58who actually wants you dead
01:07:01in your dreams
01:07:03loser
01:07:05you are one ungrateful bitch
01:07:10a jam
01:07:11perfect
01:07:12a jam
01:07:14you got lucky
01:07:17probably not twice in a row
01:07:19hello
01:07:28hey, Blair
01:07:37are you okay?
01:07:38you keep saving me
01:07:39if you're just gonna push me away
01:07:46you okay
01:07:47you keep saving me if you're just gonna push me away
01:07:51i was scared
01:07:53scared that you'd get hurt because of me
01:07:55but i'm done pushing you away
01:07:56blair
01:07:58i'm not gonna let you go again
01:08:01how the hell did you
01:08:03find us
01:08:14my turn
01:08:18who sent you
01:08:20you were in way over your head
01:08:29fine
01:08:31i'll tell you
01:08:32i'll tell you
01:08:34it was the agency
01:08:37you know
01:08:38the one who sent the legendary night
01:08:40cockworks for
01:08:41and you guys pissed off
01:08:44what
01:08:48what
01:08:52stay behind me
01:09:05nice liam
01:09:06feel sharp
01:09:07just as i trained you
01:09:17couldn't even get the job done
01:09:19still the nerve to run his mouth
01:09:23aesthetic
01:09:24oh
01:09:25clory
01:09:27long time may see blair
01:09:32you're looking more and more like your father all the time
01:09:34trust me
01:09:35that is not a compliment
01:09:40my father
01:09:41didn't anyone tell you
01:09:43i'm gloria
01:09:44liam's loving foster mom
01:09:47and your
01:09:48dear sweet aunt
01:09:53hey gloria
01:09:55what are you talking about
01:09:59of course your grandmother never mentioned me
01:10:02she only ever had eyes for her
01:10:03precious son
01:10:05but don't worry
01:10:06i killed your father
01:10:08i just think i'm gonna kill you
01:10:10and then little old witch is next
01:10:13you mean that my father's death wasn't your accident
01:10:17no
01:10:18no
01:10:20he got in my way
01:10:22you all did
01:10:23the woods family fortune
01:10:25should have been mine
01:10:30and you liam
01:10:33time to come home good boy
01:10:47so you're choosing her
01:10:48over me
01:10:50i'm not gonna let anyone hurt her
01:10:53not even you
01:10:55fine
01:10:56then you will die with her
01:11:18what's happening
01:11:19poison gas
01:11:21now lay down and die quietly won't you
01:11:26what's happening
01:11:27poison gas
01:11:28now lay down and die quietly won't you
01:11:31you're breathing the same night that we are
01:11:33and you're still standing
01:11:35that means there must be an antidote
01:11:38whoever
01:11:39must be that rotten wood family blood
01:11:42but knowing this won't save you
01:11:44i and i alone have the antidote
01:11:53you really are my finest creation
01:11:55was everything i did never enough for you
01:11:57i don't care
01:12:00i'm never wanted it was mine
01:12:01and it will crash anywhere
01:12:03it gets in my way
01:12:05well i'm not your weapon
01:12:06if you try to hurt her
01:12:07i'm gonna fight you with everything you got
01:12:28even after everything that you did
01:12:30grandma still left half of her estate
01:12:33to you
01:12:34she never stopped loving you
01:12:36you don't deserve any of it
01:12:38you don't deserve a damn thing
01:12:41lies
01:12:43after we finish him
01:12:45you're next
01:12:48once i finish him
01:12:49you're next
01:12:54glory woods
01:12:55drop the weapon and surrender
01:12:58hands up in the air
01:12:59turn around slowly
01:13:00don't reach for anything
01:13:02drop the weapon now
01:13:05at the top of your head
01:13:09stop moving
01:13:09don't resist lady
01:13:11turn around
01:13:11she's reaching for something
01:13:13okay
01:13:13step back
01:13:14what do you say
01:13:16i swear
01:13:17i will kill them both
01:13:18glory
01:13:19stop
01:13:20your brother
01:13:22he died trying to save you
01:13:25you think he abandoned you
01:13:27gloria no
01:13:28he paid off that scumbag boyfriend of yours
01:13:31ten million dollars just to keep you safe
01:13:34he pushed you away
01:13:37just to protect you
01:13:39and
01:13:40even when you were gone
01:13:42he watched over you
01:13:44until the day he died
01:13:48you're lying
01:13:49you're the same
01:13:50you're just saying this is a fever
01:13:52but i am not
01:13:53falling for it
01:13:55enough
01:14:00this
01:14:02ends here
01:14:06you're under arrest
01:14:06put your hands behind you
01:14:07no
01:14:07no get off of me
01:14:08stop it
01:14:09who are you
01:14:10get the hell over me
01:14:12do you
01:14:13put the hell over me
01:14:15you okay
01:14:26former intelligence operative
01:14:28gloria woods
01:14:29arrested for conspiracy
01:14:30and kidnapping
01:14:31source confirmed
01:14:33she is the second daughter
01:14:34of the prominent woods family
01:14:36B
01:14:40how did you find her
01:14:41you're good people
01:14:44don't let raven slacker vibe fool you
01:14:46when i'm just checking in stop to you
01:14:51didn't gloria use you for years
01:14:54aren't you
01:14:54angry
01:14:58i was
01:15:00but um
01:15:02i don't know
01:15:03now it just
01:15:04now it just
01:15:05it isn't done
01:15:07karen
01:15:10from now on
01:15:12i'll be by your side
01:15:19wow
01:15:23okay just eat it
01:15:24i made it with love
01:15:26okay so uh
01:15:28forks are actually kind of a challenge for me right now
01:15:31oh
01:15:32okay so
01:15:33what i'm hearing is
01:15:35you want me to feed you
01:15:38okay
01:15:39okay
01:15:43you know i want more than pasta
01:15:45okay what
01:15:47you
01:15:59blair
01:16:01blair
01:16:01will you marry me
01:16:06Again?
01:16:08But for real to say?
01:16:09Yeah.
01:16:11Yeah.
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