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Hating And Loving My Adopted Brother
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00:00:12I'm sorry for your loss Abigail. As per your adopted father's wishes, I placed you in the
00:00:17honors courses. Congratulations. Thank you Mr. Peters. I hope you'll feel right at home here
00:00:24in Clearwater High. Mom, Dad, you guys can rest easy now. Uncle Ben's been really good to me and tomorrow's
00:00:32the first day of my brand new life. Stop! Fred! I'm pregnant with your baby! You can't keep ignoring me!
00:00:54Let's break down with change! What are you ignoring me now? Last warning, you do that again, next time I
00:01:02run
00:01:02you over. Was that night we shared together not special to you? Chris, I want to be more than just
00:01:07another one of your booty calls. I want to be your girlfriend. Oh my god, did she seriously just say
00:01:13that? Not gonna lie though, Chris is insanely hot. I totally settle for a one night stand. Typical spoiled
00:01:19jock. We both know nothing happened. You spiked my drink. I blacked out. I was drugged out of my
00:01:27fucking mind and I still didn't let finger on it. Chris, please give me a chance. Give our baby a
00:01:33chance, please! Chris, what are you doing? You could have hurt the baby! One more lie and it's over for
00:01:43you
00:01:44and that so-called baby of yours. Hey, asshole! What's your deal? You can't just go around pushing
00:01:49pregnant girls like that. Apologize!
00:01:56Hey, I said apologize. Who is that girl? Did you not hear me? Tell her you're sorry!
00:02:06Oh my god, she's so cooked. That locket is, like, super important to Chris. Okay, now you're
00:02:13really asking for it.
00:02:28He's kind of hot.
00:02:32No, Abigail, wake up.
00:02:35I'm sorry I broke your locket, okay? It was an accident. But it's nothing compared to what
00:02:40you did. Just walking around, shoving girls you knock up.
00:02:44Sometimes, the truth isn't always what it sounds like. I don't need an apology. Just get out
00:02:50of my sight.
00:03:09You proud of me, Mom? I held back from going off on that girl today just like you would have
00:03:14wanted.
00:03:16Hey, Chris. Remember how you always wanted a sibling? And guess what? I just found you a
00:03:22sister. Wait, what? A sister? Where? Where is she?
00:03:26Well, she should be here any second now. Why don't you come downstairs when you're ready?
00:03:33What the hell? Who would Dad even have a kid with? Wait, wait, wait. Now, how old is this
00:03:38sister? I'm not going to have to help him raise a baby now, am I?
00:03:42Wait, Dad. Is she, like, my real sister?
00:03:46Yes. All right. Wait a second. Did he just ask if she was going to be a cool sister? Of
00:03:55course she is. She's my best friend's daughter.
00:03:59Abigail, please. Come in. Come in.
00:04:04Wait, let me. Let me take this for you.
00:04:09Abigail, your dad was, like, my best friend in the world. I just want you to
00:04:14think of this house as your home. I know it's been rough, and clearly I'm not going
00:04:18to, you know, replace him, but hopefully I can be a good father to you, too.
00:04:25Thank you, Uncle Ben.
00:04:27And feel free to call me Dad. I mean, if you, when it's, why don't I introduce you to
00:04:32your brother? He's going to love you, I am sure of it. Chris, come down. Your sister's
00:04:35here.
00:04:42It's you.
00:04:43You?
00:04:52You two know each other already? That's perfect. I hate to do this, but I actually have to
00:04:57leave town on a business trip, so this punk here is going to watch after you while I'm
00:05:01gone. You two play nice. Chris, do not get her mixed up in any of your silly shenanigans.
00:05:11I'm Abigail.
00:05:14How old are you?
00:05:16Seventeen.
00:05:17We're the same age? Does that mean Dad cheated on Mom? Why the hell are you here?
00:05:22I just transferred to Clearwater High. That's why you saw me earlier. Oh, and Dad told me
00:05:26if you ever need help with homework or...
00:05:28You just had to transfer to my school, huh? What, are you going to use that as an excuse
00:05:33to force your way into my house and just make my life miserable? What else did Dad say?
00:05:37He said that since we're brother and sister, we should probably try to get along.
00:05:45Does he really have to be this close?
00:05:48Yeah, I'm an only child. I don't have a sister.
00:05:52Fine then.
00:05:55You know what? I actually don't want a brother like you anyway, because you're a deadbeat who
00:06:00knocks up girls then runs away.
00:06:02Watch your fucking mouth.
00:06:03You watch your mouth or I'll hit you.
00:06:15Whatever. This is probably for the best. At least I won't have to waste energy trying
00:06:19to get along with him.
00:06:29Why am I so afraid of him? I feel like I forgot something.
00:06:37I want to stop.
00:06:37My bra!
00:06:54I clearly remember putting it right here.
00:07:01Hey, sis.
00:07:03What, you looking for this?
00:07:08a fruity bra huh you know i didn't expect my dear sister to be so childish give it back
00:07:18you want it back you're gonna have to agree to my three rules i mean if you're gonna live in
00:07:22my
00:07:23house it's gonna be on my terms what are the rules rule number one in public we're complete
00:07:29strangers i can't have anyone know when we live under the same no way okay easy peasy
00:07:34rule number two you stay at least three feet away from me at all times okay and the third
00:07:43how about this you owe me one owe you one yeah
00:07:56what is that gonna be a problem i didn't say that
00:08:10i'm sorry but what is that i feel on my side it feels so hard okay don't move
00:08:20oh my god
00:08:24i just moved in and my new brother already hates me living here is gonna be a nightmare
00:08:32chris help how so you're afraid of dogs huh since when did you guys have a dog her name
00:08:37is bella she's a beloved member of this household thank you very much if you want to live here
00:08:41you're gonna have to get along with her
00:08:45can you just tell him to stay back why should i she's more family to me than you are you
00:08:51know
00:08:51what if you're afraid of her then you should stay away ain't that right though oh it's time for school
00:08:58you know i'd give you a ride but the whole first rule and all whatever i don't want to ride
00:09:03from you
00:09:03anyway again with the attitude um also one more thing there's really no bus stops on the street
00:09:11and ubers take forever to get here so who knows you may have to hitchhike what yeah ciao
00:09:17uh go over there chris you asshole
00:09:44wait isn't that the girl from yesterday why did she just come out of chris's house
00:09:54and that is how you do it
00:10:01chris you are such a dick
00:10:07you must be abigail the new transfer student late on your first day
00:10:10you're quite different from how mr peters described you
00:10:25oh my god it's you
00:10:29thanks for standing up for me yesterday oh i'm so sorry what's your name again oh my name is abigail
00:10:36i'm kylie can i throw a welcome party for you what no i don't even know anybody that's the whole
00:10:43point
00:10:43of a party oh please pretty please give me a chance to thank you i want to be your friend
00:10:49okay then i guess
00:10:54you'd better dress up girl give me glam elegant something truly stunning i want everyone to know my new bff
00:11:01is a total baddie
00:11:09don't go to that party what are you afraid that me and your ex are gonna get back at you
00:11:13wow
00:11:15fine my bad for trying to be nice don't blame me when you regret it
00:11:30what the hell am i gonna wear to this party
00:11:37a fruity bra a fruity bra i didn't expect my dear sister to be so childish
00:11:45nope i need a serious glow-up no more of this childish
00:12:02okay that's a good boy no these are not toys
00:12:07oh
00:12:22oh
00:12:23oh
00:12:24oh
00:12:25and the fruity bra to lacy thoms i gotta say it's quite the leap
00:12:33sorry about that can you just um give it back to me please nope
00:12:36not until you tell me what you bought all this stuff for and more importantly why it's all so sexy
00:12:44oh my god don't tell me you actually took my childish comment to heart did you
00:12:48no it has nothing to do with you i was just shopping for kylie's party and i just bought some
00:12:53underwear too while i was at it that's all
00:12:55i told you not to go to that party you need to stay away from kylie
00:12:59back off i could be friends with whoever i want
00:13:14well i feel super weird saying this but my sister's actually kind of cute
00:13:21my sister's actually kind of cute
00:13:27i'm gonna hang out with my new friends i can't wait to hear all the dirt your ex has on
00:13:32you
00:13:34look i don't know how many times i have to tell you kylie is not
00:13:46this should be glam enough right
00:13:54last time i'm gonna tell you do not go to that party seriously what is your problem am i not
00:13:59allowed
00:14:00to have my own life now kylie is not as nice as you think i mean the girl is literally
00:14:04nothing
00:14:05but trouble don't talk about my friend besides she's better than you you always bring me trouble
00:14:10you stupid selfish dick
00:14:15listen i'm only warning you because dad told me to look out for you
00:14:22hold on are you wearing perfume
00:14:30did you forget rule number two big brother three feet apart at all times
00:14:38come on chris get a hold of yourself she's your sister
00:14:49hey kylie i'm here
00:14:57hey abigail what brings you here
00:15:01ew that dress screams clearance bridesmaid
00:15:06but you told me you were throwing me a welcome party today
00:15:10who the fuck do you think you are
00:15:13you must have misunderstood me but still i'm glad you came
00:15:18is this for me let's have a look
00:15:25juice what is this kindergarten if you're gonna show up uninvited at least bring some real booze
00:15:34it seems i'm not wanted here so i'll just see myself out
00:15:55i don't understand i thought you wanted to be my friend why would you do this to me friends
00:16:00with you my dad's the wealthiest guy in town and you think you can be my friend
00:16:06oh i get it now you transferred to clearwater high because you wanted to mooch off the rich kids
00:16:13hey guys check out my new friend abby fail she sucks just as much as our stupid name
00:16:20oh say cheese dance abba fail highly stop oh looks like you're about to cry hold a pose abba fail
00:16:52can it off me leave me alone
00:16:54oh no well bestie how does this three thousand dollar bottle of louis taste
00:17:09chris was right you're the worst i can't believe i ever wanted to be her friend
00:17:12let me guess the whole pregnancy thing was a lie too
00:17:18finally showing your true colors huh let's be real you only set up for me yesterday because you
00:17:22wanted to look good in front of chris that's how you got into his bed last night right
00:17:28you slut you're actually delusional and you're just some whore who's trying to sleep her way to the
00:17:33top because i'll just have to put you in your place everyone enjoying the show how about we take
00:17:39this party over to the pool
00:17:45let go of me
00:17:50this doesn't feel right i gotta go find her come on pick up pick up
00:17:56hey man what's kylie's address let go of me
00:18:03please let go i didn't do anything to any of you why are you just going along with her enough
00:18:08bitching come on guys she's drunk off that louie so let's help sober her up in the pool
00:18:28oh my dress it's it's too heavy i'm sinking look at you landing like a drowning dog
00:18:44help me somebody help me
00:18:48oh crow you want this is my house no one's coming to see you
00:18:56oh my god look at her this is so gonna blow up on tick tock
00:19:02abigail
00:19:32criss i'm sorry i'm late are you alright
00:19:41Chris, we were just having a little fun with her?
00:19:43Fun, huh?
00:19:50How about now?
00:19:51You still having fun?
00:19:53What the fuck?
00:20:00Phone's in the pool, now!
00:20:06She's mine.
00:20:07You mess with her, you mess with me.
00:20:11Come on, let's go.
00:20:12Let's go.
00:20:30Shit, she's burning up.
00:20:33And your dress is soaked.
00:20:34We gotta get this thing off.
00:20:36Hey.
00:20:37Hey, Abigail.
00:20:39Wake up.
00:20:41Don't feel good.
00:20:43She's so drunk.
00:20:45Listen, you're running a fever.
00:20:47Alright, I'm gonna get you in some nice, warm, comfy clothes.
00:20:49Okay?
00:20:51Okay.
00:20:57Chris.
00:20:59Yeah?
00:21:00Did you say something?
00:21:12Abigail.
00:21:13Uncle Pat, I mean, Dad.
00:21:16Crap, if Dad catches us like this, we're screwed.
00:21:19Hey, Abigail, are you asleep?
00:21:21Mm-hmm.
00:21:22I wanted to give you a gift I brought home with me.
00:21:24Mm-mm.
00:21:28Abigail, are you alright?
00:21:29Is something wrong?
00:21:36Abigail!
00:21:37Abigail!
00:21:50Abigail!
00:21:55Stay calm.
00:21:56She's your sister.
00:21:57You don't feel anything.
00:21:59Chris, are you hot too?
00:22:01Oh my God, she's so drunk.
00:22:04And hot.
00:22:09Don't.
00:22:10It's really hot in here.
00:22:11Let me help you cool down.
00:22:15I'll...
00:22:16I'll...
00:22:17eh...
00:22:22Shh.
00:22:24Don't do it.
00:22:39Don't do it.
00:22:44I guess she's downstairs.
00:22:54Chris, why did you just touch my lips?
00:22:58And are you hard?
00:23:01What is wrong with me?
00:23:03Why do I want my sister?
00:23:06Chris, are you mad at me?
00:23:07Look, you're right.
00:23:09Kylie's the worst.
00:23:10I shouldn't have gone.
00:23:11Thank God you were there to save me.
00:23:14It was kind of sweet.
00:23:16Stop this.
00:23:17You can't want this.
00:23:18You can't.
00:23:19She's your sister.
00:23:45God, what am I doing?
00:23:47Kissing my sister?
00:23:48Have I lost my damn mind?
00:24:01Kissing my sister.
00:24:10Kissing my sister.
00:24:16I'll have you.
00:24:31Oh, Chris.
00:24:33Oh, Chris.
00:24:35Oh, Chris.
00:24:37Yes.
00:24:39Yes.
00:24:46Oh, my God.
00:24:48How could I have a wet dream about Chris?
00:24:50Oh, my God.
00:24:55Oh, my God.
00:25:12Oh, my God.
00:25:28Oh, shit. Why did I actually want that to happen?
00:25:41Hey, get back here. Abigail hasn't had her breakfast yet. Wait up for her and drive her to school.
00:25:51Eat up, kiddo. There's plenty to go around.
00:26:05I know that you found somewhere fair to lay your head at night. You better love you right.
00:26:13Ask about me. There's not much to tell her. That's an oversight over overnight.
00:26:24You're so hot.
00:26:30What? Why didn't you just call me?
00:26:34Why didn't you just call me?
00:26:36Did you just say Abigail was hot?
00:26:40Fuck, stay cool, stay cool. Don't let dad find out.
00:26:43Ah, no. I meant Bella, which must be hot sitting under the table.
00:26:50Um, hey, we're gonna be late. We gotta go.
00:26:53Hey, wait for your sister.
00:27:03Remember rule number one?
00:27:05Yep. Total strangers. Got it.
00:27:09Good.
00:27:20What the fuck?
00:27:26Did Abigail just come out of Chris's car? What the fuck?
00:27:31He's never driven any girl to school, like ever. Are she and Chris actually dating?
00:27:36As if. She's probably just another dumb bitch trying to cling to him.
00:27:39God, he always attracts the most desperate trashy sluts.
00:28:08Bro, what's going on with you and the new girl?
00:28:11Everyone's saying you gave her a ride this morning.
00:28:12to school? Dude, nothing's going on between us, all right? Absolutely nothing at all.
00:28:19All right, ladies, in the pool first. Boys, warm up.
00:28:45Hey, stop! Seriously! Oops, sorry. It's just so crowded in here, you know? Totally an accident.
00:29:06Oh, shit, my top is gone.
00:29:13Damn it, where did it go? Okay, ladies, that's time. Boys, you're up.
00:29:23Oh no! I think we're missing someone. Pretty sure it's Abigail.
00:29:32Oh my god, what is that? Is it someone's swimsuit?
00:29:41Abigail, is this yours? No freaking way. Does that mean she's basically naked? Don't worry,
00:29:46girly. We'll record this iconic moment for you. She's probably trying to get all the guys turned
00:29:52on. What a fucking slut. Can you please give it back? Uh-oh, you're too far away. I can't throw
00:29:59it all the
00:29:59way over there. I'll just ask some of the guys to bring it to you. Hey, boy! Abigail's bikini top
00:30:06fell
00:30:06off and she needs a hand putting it back on. Any volunteers? Just throw it to me, please!
00:30:15What? You're gonna swim over here? Wow, Abigail, that's pretty bold. All the guys are gonna see
00:30:22your tits. We all know that's exactly what she wants. Let's help her out then. School girl skinny
00:30:27dips during class. That's so going viral. Holy shit! What are these? Double Ds? Oh,
00:30:39I think I just saw one of her nips. What should I do?
00:30:46Oh, yeah. I'm gonna give it to her. They won't see me if I'm underwater.
00:30:56God, she's so pathetic. Oh, Abigail, ready or not, here I come.
00:31:04Stay away from her, you son of a bitch.
00:31:14Oh, my God.
00:31:16Oh, my God.
00:31:17Do I have this?
00:31:18What?
00:31:26Yeah, yeah.
00:31:35Oh, my God.
00:31:36Oh, my God.
00:31:38Oh, my God.
00:31:57Everyone, turn around now!
00:32:05You're safe.
00:32:12Wait, Chris, don't get me wrong. I really didn't know it was hers. I just wanted to help.
00:32:18You and you, you touch her again, I'll make sure you regret it.
00:32:42I think there's something wrong with me. No one's ever made me feel like this before, but she's my sister.
00:32:50God, I'm such a sick freak.
00:32:54He saved me. Again. No one's ever cared about me like that. Does Chris like me? Even just a little?
00:33:04I need to see him. I need to think him properly.
00:33:12Hey, Oscar, what's up, dude?
00:33:13I wanted to ask, uh, are you and Abigail, like, a thing?
00:33:19Great. Now everyone's catching on.
00:33:21Look, bro, I know you. And you don't get involved in other people's shit like this. Not ever.
00:33:28Abigail's my sister, dude. You happy now?
00:33:30For real?
00:33:32For real? Nice!
00:33:33I was worried you had a crush on her or something. Abigail's totally my type, man.
00:33:38She's super cute. She has an insane body. She's not fake like those other girls.
00:33:43Bro, you're trippin'. Abigail, she's got a shitty personality and her body's mid as fuck.
00:33:48She's got a flat chest, flat ass, scrawny chicken legs. Dude, you can do better than her.
00:33:56Abigail, what were you thinking? He only helped you because you're like a sister to him.
00:34:04I was holding back, but now that I know she's just your sister, I'm totally gonna go for her, man.
00:34:10Well, good luck with that, man. All right. See you later.
00:34:13See ya.
00:34:27Dude, what the hell are you doing here?
00:34:29I'm here to see Abigail.
00:34:31No, no, no, no, dude. You can't just show up to someone's house uninvited.
00:34:36Get out.
00:34:39Get out.
00:34:42Get out, dude.
00:34:44Hey!
00:34:51What are you guys doing?
00:34:58Uh, Abigail.
00:35:02Want to go to the movies? Just me and you?
00:35:09No, Abigail. Don't go.
00:35:17Bro, you're trippin'. Abigail, she's got a shitty personality and her body's mid as fuck.
00:35:23Chris Florence, just watch. I'm way more charming than you think.
00:35:28Sounds fun. I'm down.
00:35:30Just...
00:35:33Just give me some time to get ready.
00:35:35Take all the time you need.
00:35:46Abigail.
00:35:47What are you doing in here? I have to change. Get out.
00:35:49You can't go on a date with Oscar.
00:35:52Why not?
00:35:59Because...
00:36:01Because Oscar is too good for you.
00:36:03Are you serious?
00:36:05You were unreal.
00:36:06You came in here just to tell me that I'm not good enough for your friend.
00:36:09Get out.
00:36:10I may not have the perfect body, but don't think, not even for a second, that I'm not good enough.
00:36:14Because I am. I know I am.
00:36:16Get out.
00:36:17Wait, that's not... that's not what I meant.
00:36:18I said get out.
00:36:24Dammit, why did I say that?
00:36:26God, if I don't tell someone my feelings soon, I swear I'm gonna explode.
00:36:29But how the fuck am I supposed to say that I like my baby sister?
00:36:34Shit.
00:36:35I should apologize to her.
00:37:07Okay, where the hell do you think you're going in that shirt? I mean, your tits are literally about to
00:37:12pop out.
00:37:12Okay, get out of my way and stay out of my business.
00:37:16Abigail, look, I'm just trying to look out for you as your older brother.
00:37:19Hey, Oscar is an actual jerk. He's just gonna end up hurting you.
00:37:23You always see the worst in people, Chris. Like with me. I'm just somebody with a shitty personality, mid-body,
00:37:31flat ass, flat chest, and what was it?
00:37:35Oh, yeah, scrawny chicken legs.
00:37:37Oh, and take a good fucking look at these. Cause it's the last time you'll see it, asshole.
00:37:47Fuck!
00:37:53Fuck!
00:38:07Fuck!
00:38:09Fuck!
00:38:10I'm good.
00:38:28Do you like the movie?
00:38:32Do you like the...
00:38:52Don't mind him, have some more popcorn.
00:39:15What the fuck, I'm sorry man, my hands slipped.
00:39:21Why did that guy seem so familiar?
00:39:26Geez, I'm a mess.
00:39:28I'm sorry that asshole cut our date short.
00:39:31That's okay, I still had a nice time.
00:39:41What the hell was she even laughing about?
00:39:43What, she talks to a guy for like two hours and settling their fucking soulmates?
00:39:49Hey, you've got something right there.
00:39:52Did I get it?
00:39:54Uh, no, not quite.
00:39:56Hold on.
00:40:10No, no, no, no, no, this is whack.
00:40:12Look, my sister can date other guys, but not my best friend.
00:40:18I need to go make sure he doesn't hurt her.
00:40:20Yeah.
00:40:28Does she actually like him?
00:40:38Oh, um, thanks.
00:40:44You're really cute.
00:41:10Why?
00:41:10Why would I think of him at a time like this?
00:41:16I, um, I'm just not feeling too good, so I'm gonna head home.
00:41:24You're the first person to ever turn me down, Abigail.
00:41:28That only makes me want you more.
00:41:33Morning, son.
00:41:35Morning.
00:41:36And Chris, make sure your calendar's clear next weekend.
00:41:38We're gonna go visit the graves of Abigail's parents.
00:41:42What did you say?
00:41:43Gross, Chris.
00:41:45Wait, no, no, no.
00:41:46What did you say?
00:41:46You said her parents died?
00:41:48What do you mean?
00:41:48Aren't you her parents?
00:41:49You said she was my sister.
00:41:51Chris, I am not playing these games with you today.
00:41:53No, no, Dad, I'm being serious.
00:41:55Is Abigail my biological sister or not?
00:41:59Is Abigail my biological sister or not?
00:42:01No, of course not.
00:42:03Abigail is the daughter of my best friend.
00:42:05He and his wife died in the line of duty.
00:42:11Oh, I knew it.
00:42:13God, I knew it.
00:42:14I'm not a freak.
00:42:19Well, I don't know about that.
00:42:21Then the story starts to wrap up.
00:42:23Hero comes home a changed person.
00:42:25So who can answer what are the three different parts in a play?
00:42:30When he's not talking, he's really not that bad.
00:42:40Is she that obsessed with Oscar?
00:42:43God, as soon as I find out, she's actually not my sister.
00:42:45She falls head over heels for my best bro.
00:42:47Fucking perfect.
00:42:49Abigail, do you know the answer?
00:42:55Abigail, answer the question.
00:42:56I, um...
00:42:59I...
00:43:00I...
00:43:01I...
00:43:01I...
00:43:05I choose B.
00:43:10My question was what are the different parts in a three-act play?
00:43:15Abigail, I expect you to pay more attention moving forward.
00:43:18Yes, Miss Bella.
00:43:24Still an asshole.
00:43:29What does Abigail have that I don't?
00:43:38Chris, just wait till we get home.
00:43:41I'm telling Dad you're a big fat boy.
00:43:44Oh my God.
00:43:45Evie Everett is back.
00:43:47Isn't she Chris's girlfriend?
00:43:49Chris's girlfriend?
00:43:51Oh!
00:43:51The one in the photo.
00:43:53The one in the locket that he never takes off.
00:43:54Yeah, they're childhood sweethearts.
00:43:56Back then, Chris would follow Evie to her ballet class and back every day.
00:44:01He stuck to her, like, glue.
00:44:03Then, two years ago, Evie got into the Royal Ballet.
00:44:06She's the youngest principal dancer ever.
00:44:08Isn't she awesome?
00:44:11She sounds incredible.
00:44:34Evie's back!
00:44:35Our Queen Bee's back!
00:44:44Chris!
00:44:48Oh my God, they're so cute!
00:44:52Aren't they just perfect together?
00:44:54So she's Chris's girlfriend.
00:44:57She's flawless.
00:44:58I've never seen anyone so gorgeous.
00:45:01So graceful.
00:45:03See?
00:45:03That's Evie.
00:45:04The only girl Chris has eyes for.
00:45:06She's everything that you're not.
00:45:09Hey guys!
00:45:10Look what we have here!
00:45:14It's a sweet little love letter!
00:45:19Your teasing drives me mad.
00:45:21You pick on me till I'm sad.
00:45:23But I still want you so bad.
00:45:28You're stubborn.
00:45:30You're annoying.
00:45:30But your smile's my undoing.
00:45:32I think I really like you.
00:45:36You kept me up last night, thinking about that kiss.
00:45:39I'd give you this.
00:45:40I'd give you my first time.
00:45:42And let you show me bliss!
00:45:43Kylie, stop it!
00:45:44Give it back!
00:45:45Kylie, give it back to me!
00:45:46Oh my God!
00:45:47Abigail, your kindergarten love poems are so cute!
00:45:50No wonder you're still a virgin.
00:45:51Go on.
00:45:52Tell us.
00:45:53Who exactly are you going to get Lucid to?
00:45:57Who exactly are you planning to give it to?
00:45:59Give it back to me!
00:46:04Kylie!
00:46:05Kylie, cut it out!
00:46:07Wow, Abigail.
00:46:09Didn't know you had it in you.
00:46:10Miss Goody Two Shoes over here has been two-timing Oscar and Chris.
00:46:15No.
00:46:16No, it's not what you think.
00:46:17Don't be shy, girl.
00:46:18Share with the class.
00:46:22Who is that letter for?
00:46:24Oscar or Chris?
00:46:29Is Abigail's love letter?
00:46:31For me?
00:46:34The letter is...
00:46:35Speak up!
00:46:36Oh my God!
00:46:38Was I right?
00:46:39You've liked Chris all along, haven't you?
00:46:41Tell everyone.
00:46:43Tell Oscar.
00:46:44Who's Chris to you?
00:46:51I'm the one-
00:46:52Chris is my brother!
00:47:02Chris is my brother.
00:47:06And this letter is for Oscar.
00:47:10Really?
00:47:12Because I've already cut it bad for you, Abigail.
00:47:19Fuck!
00:47:20I'm supposed to be saying that.
00:47:27I'm no competition to someone as pretty and cool as Evie.
00:47:32Plus, Chris only thinks of me as his baby sister.
00:47:38I wanna go home.
00:47:40I wanna go home.
00:47:41It's okay.
00:47:42I'll get you home.
00:47:45Abigail, your first love died before it even had a chance.
00:47:55Hey, Abigail.
00:47:57You said you wrote that love letter for me.
00:48:00Is it true?
00:48:02I...
00:48:02Abigail, you don't have to be shy.
00:48:04I'll say it again.
00:48:06I like you.
00:48:09I just need you to say it.
00:48:12Do you like me too?
00:48:16I...
00:48:17I...
00:48:17I...
00:48:25I know it's bullshit.
00:48:26My brother...
00:48:26He...
00:48:27He doesn't have an umbrella.
00:48:28So I...
00:48:28I should probably go home.
00:48:30It's raining cats and dogs out here.
00:48:32Get home safe, okay?
00:48:43Are you crazy?
00:48:45It's storming out here.
00:48:46Why are you just standing under the pouring rain?
00:48:48The rain didn't stop you from floating with Oscar.
00:48:51He was just walking me home, okay?
00:48:52That's all.
00:48:53That's all?
00:48:55Please.
00:48:56Everyone knows you guys like each other.
00:48:57I mean, didn't you write him those love poems?
00:49:00Aren't you obsessed with him?
00:49:02Why are you being so difficult?
00:49:03Let's just go inside and we can talk about him, okay?
00:49:06We can go inside.
00:49:09If you agree to my third rule.
00:49:11What?
00:49:12Rule number one.
00:49:13In public, we're complete strangers.
00:49:16I can't have anyone know when we live under the same roof.
00:49:18No way.
00:49:19Okay, easy peasy.
00:49:20Rule number two.
00:49:21You stay at least three feet away from me at all times.
00:49:27Rule number three.
00:49:29No more Oscar.
00:49:31You're mine.
00:49:44That was my first kiss.
00:49:52Tactically, Nadia, you're first.
00:49:54What do you mean?
00:49:56Never mind.
00:49:59Abigail, I want you.
00:50:29Chris, maybe we should leave you alone.
00:50:31You shouldn't.
00:50:32Your dad's going to be home any minute.
00:50:34No, no, don't worry.
00:50:35He's gone on a fishing trip.
00:50:37He's not going to be back tonight.
00:50:49Chris, I...
00:50:55Chris, I...
00:50:58I don't know how.
00:51:02It's all right, Abs.
00:51:03You're doing amazing.
00:51:18I want you to feel me.
00:51:30God, he's so hard.
00:51:35Sorry, did I do something wrong?
00:51:38Did I do something wrong?
00:51:41You're doing amazing, Abs.
00:51:50Now, let me return the favor.
00:51:54Wait, maybe...
00:51:55Maybe we shouldn't.
00:51:57It's okay.
00:51:58You can trust me.
00:52:01Am I really going to lose my virginity to Chris,
00:52:03my adopted brother?
00:52:15Look at me.
00:52:25Look at me.
00:52:27Kids, wait till you see what I got.
00:52:32Chris, what the devil are you doing?
00:52:35Dad.
00:52:37Chris, what the devil are you doing?
00:52:39Dad, I'm just, uh...
00:52:42Just exercising.
00:52:43Exercise?
00:52:45Please tell me you have not been bringing those groupie girls home.
00:52:50Oh, shit.
00:52:51What am I going to do?
00:52:52What?
00:52:52No, no, no.
00:52:53I would never.
00:52:54Dad, come on.
00:52:55You got to believe me.
00:52:56You're my dad.
00:52:56Yeah, I'm your dad, so I know what you're like.
00:53:00What's this?
00:53:06What's this?
00:53:09Uh, it's, uh, napkin.
00:53:11Napkin.
00:53:11A napkin, yeah.
00:53:12I was, um...
00:53:13I was eating dinner.
00:53:14Sorry, Dad.
00:53:15On the couch.
00:53:15I know I'm not supposed to do that.
00:53:17Uh, what happened again?
00:53:21Whew, Dad.
00:53:24I think you smell like fish from the trip.
00:53:26I think you should go shower.
00:53:27Abigail's going to be home any second here.
00:53:28Ugh, I stink.
00:53:30Yeah, I don't...
00:53:30I don't smell anything.
00:53:33Yeah, all right.
00:53:39Huh?
00:53:40I thought my heart was going to explode out of my chest.
00:53:47Look, maybe...
00:53:48Maybe we should just tell him.
00:53:50Isn't that moving a little too fast?
00:53:52I mean, is it?
00:53:53He's your dad, too.
00:53:55And shit, at this point, he likes you, Bernie likes me.
00:53:58I think he'd be really happy if he found out we were together.
00:54:01Chris, do you actually like me?
00:54:08Chris, do you actually like me?
00:54:11Because a couple hours ago, you were acting like my mortal enemy,
00:54:14and now you want to make it official.
00:54:15So what's with the 180?
00:54:17Abigail, I gotta be honest.
00:54:19Up until recently, I thought...
00:54:23I thought you were my real sister.
00:54:25Like, my blood sister.
00:54:28What?
00:54:29Oh my God!
00:54:31Chris, that is the most stupid thing I have ever heard in my entire life!
00:54:36Oh my God, you are silly.
00:54:38You are so silly!
00:54:40All right, all right, all right.
00:54:41Okay, okay, I'll stop, I'll stop, I'll stop.
00:54:45Idiot.
00:54:46A lovable idiot.
00:54:51That's my girl.
00:54:53What you looking at?
00:54:55Ah, nothing.
00:54:57Listen, Chris.
00:54:58I need you to keep your Playboy ways out of this house.
00:55:02You and Abigail aren't happy.
00:55:05What?
00:55:05What are you talking about?
00:55:07Listen, Abigail's father asked me to look after her like she was my own.
00:55:10It was literally his dying wish.
00:55:13As a guardian, I can't let her date a boy like you.
00:55:16What's that supposed to mean?
00:55:17What, I'm not good enough for her?
00:55:19No, you're not.
00:55:20I mean, you get into fights.
00:55:22You sneak into clubs.
00:55:23You were suspended last semester.
00:55:25Abigail is on her way to Harvard.
00:55:27She's out of your league, son.
00:55:45What's wrong?
00:55:46What if someone sees us?
00:55:48What's wrong with that?
00:55:49What, what, am I not, do you not think I'm good enough for you?
00:55:51What?
00:55:51No, of course not.
00:55:52It's just, yesterday I told everyone that we were siblings.
00:56:00You're right.
00:56:01You're right.
00:56:02I'm sorry.
00:56:02I, I shouldn't be so sensitive.
00:56:13See, Evie, I was right.
00:56:16They're not actually siblings.
00:56:17I mean, you've known Chris for like ever, right?
00:56:20Since when did he have a sister?
00:56:22Maybe they're just like really close.
00:56:24It's honestly refreshing seeing siblings get along so well.
00:56:29Abigail, is it?
00:56:30You think you can steal my man and get away with it?
00:56:34Not a goddamn chance.
00:56:40I guess Chris likes me more than I thought.
00:56:51Oh, my necklace.
00:56:56That locket.
00:57:02Oh, this?
00:57:05Two years ago, right before I left for England, Chris gave me this locket as a promise.
00:57:10Look, it even has a picture of us in it, see?
00:57:15He said they're a matching pair, just like us, and that he would wear it every day, and
00:57:21that I should too, so that way every time I look at it, I'll think of him.
00:57:24He said that way, everyone will know that he's going to love me forever.
00:57:29Love?
00:57:31I know it sounds kind of cheesy saying that about your childhood sweetheart, but I can tell
00:57:36he really means it.
00:57:37And you're his sister, right?
00:57:39You know how he is.
00:57:49Oh, Abigail, you are dumber than I thought.
00:57:53A basic bitch like you could never take Chris away from me.
00:57:59It even has a picture of us in it, see?
00:58:01He would wear it every day, and that I should too, so that way every time I look at it,
00:58:06I'll
00:58:06think of him.
00:58:07No.
00:58:09No, it's fine.
00:58:10Chris wouldn't lie to me like that.
00:58:16Oh my gosh, does that dumb bitch actually think Chris is into her?
00:58:21What a joke.
00:58:22Just wait till she hears the truth.
00:58:24What are you talking about?
00:58:26You think anyone really believes you're Chris's sister?
00:58:29We know exactly what's going on between you and Chris.
00:58:32Want to know what you are to him?
00:58:34You're a bet.
00:58:36A bet?
00:58:43Yep, ever since you broke his sweetheart locket with Evie, he's hated your guts.
00:58:48You really think he likes you?
00:58:50Chris has been in love with Evie this whole time.
00:58:52Chris bet he'd make you fall in love with him after three months.
00:58:55He said if it worked, he would dump your ass right away.
00:59:01Oh look, you were so desperate he snagged you in just two weeks.
00:59:05Yeah, and Evie doesn't even know about the bet.
00:59:07Chris will seriously do anything for her.
00:59:19Tell me the truth.
00:59:20Did you make a bet about me?
00:59:22You found out?
00:59:26Listen, listen, I can explain.
00:59:28We thought it'd be funny if I...
00:59:31Answer one more question.
00:59:32This locket.
00:59:34The person you wear that for.
00:59:35Are you going to love them forever and ever?
00:59:37Right?
00:59:38Right?
00:59:40Yeah, but it's...
00:59:41Okay, I've heard enough.
00:59:43I hate you, Chris.
00:59:47Dude, did you tell Abigail about our bet?
00:59:50You know, the one that I'd get into Harvard instead of her?
00:59:53Everybody was wondering why your slacking ass was suddenly wanting to improve your grades.
00:59:57So I told them we have a bet.
01:00:01Look, I'll go apologize to Abigail, alright?
01:00:03Alright, that's on me.
01:00:05She said I want you to help me get settled in.
01:00:08You know, with me being new here and all.
01:00:10I don't know where anything is.
01:00:11Don't worry, Bo.
01:00:12I got this.
01:00:14Plus, Abigail's your sister.
01:00:15She's not going to hold this against you.
01:00:17You're family.
01:00:19That's what family is for.
01:00:26Chris is such an asshole.
01:00:28A total fucking jerk.
01:00:31I'm in love with that jerk.
01:00:32What am I going to do?
01:00:38It was just for shits and gigs.
01:00:41So you knew about it too?
01:00:42Yeah.
01:00:44Sorry.
01:00:47We shouldn't have done the bet without you knowing.
01:00:50It's not your fault.
01:00:52It's Chris's.
01:00:52You don't have to apologize.
01:00:54It's okay, Abigail.
01:00:56This will be the last time you cry.
01:00:59Ever.
01:01:02Damn.
01:01:03I thought you had this big crush on me.
01:01:06You know, I still have the love letters to prove it, you know?
01:01:08I was just caught off guard.
01:01:13Abigail, will you forgive me?
01:01:15We won't make stupid bets like that anymore.
01:01:17Oscar, I should be the one to apologize.
01:01:21I lied to you.
01:01:23Chris is not my real brother.
01:01:25His father just adopted me last month.
01:01:27That's why we've been living together.
01:01:30I'm sorry.
01:01:31I should have told you.
01:01:33So that's why Abigail is so special to Chris.
01:01:35He's not just spoiling his baby sister.
01:01:38He wants her to be his girl?
01:01:42Wow, that's...
01:01:43a surprise.
01:01:46So, um...
01:01:47Why tell me now?
01:01:49I'm sorry, Oscar.
01:01:51Thank you for liking me.
01:01:53I just...
01:01:54I have feelings for someone else.
01:02:01Ah.
01:02:03So, there's someone else.
01:02:06Well, he hurt you, didn't he?
01:02:08You know, I hear the best way to get over a heartbreak is to find someone new.
01:02:17Abigail, I could be your fake boyfriend.
01:02:20Maybe that'll cheer you up.
01:02:22That wouldn't be fair to you.
01:02:24Who knows?
01:02:25You might even fall for me in the process.
01:02:28I know that's selfish, but...
01:02:29God, I want to give myself one more chin.
01:02:36What the fuck are you doing?
01:02:44What are you doing?
01:02:45Getting all cozy with Oscar like this.
01:02:47Do I just mean nothing to you?
01:02:48Oh, great.
01:02:49It's you.
01:02:50What do you want?
01:02:51Tell me.
01:02:52Who is Oscar to you?
01:02:54Oscar is my crush.
01:02:56He's the guy that I like.
01:02:57I want him to be my boyfriend.
01:02:59What about me?
01:03:00What about us?
01:03:01Bro, Chris, you gotta calm down.
01:03:03Dude, fuck off.
01:03:04What are you so pissed off for?
01:03:06Okay, so we messed around.
01:03:08We had some fun.
01:03:09So what?
01:03:10Messing around?
01:03:11That's all that was to you?
01:03:13Yeah, duh.
01:03:14Oscar can actually keep up with me.
01:03:16Do you think I would choose you?
01:03:17A loser who cuts class just to pick fights?
01:03:20Tell me honestly.
01:03:21Do you actually mean that?
01:03:23Of course I do.
01:03:26Chris!
01:03:28Well, Bennett wants us in your office right now.
01:03:31Yves, I was actually just about to go looking for you.
01:03:39Chris, let's go shopping later.
01:03:41I need new ballet slippers,
01:03:43and there's this really cute pair I've been dying to get.
01:03:46Sure?
01:03:46Yeah, whatever you want.
01:03:47I'll get it for you.
01:03:48Let's go.
01:03:52Why am I so sad?
01:03:54Why should I be heartbroken over a stupid liar?
01:03:58So there's someone.
01:04:00It's Chris, isn't it?
01:04:01Nope.
01:04:02I absolutely cannot stand him.
01:04:05I mean it.
01:04:06I hate Chris.
01:04:08Yeah, yeah, sure.
01:04:09Got it.
01:04:10Well, how about a fake date with a fake boyfriend?
01:04:14Dinner's on me.
01:04:15You don't mind if I'm using you?
01:04:17Not at all.
01:04:18I kind of like the brush of it.
01:04:29Try this.
01:04:31Sweets for my little sweetheart.
01:04:33Okay.
01:04:40Oh, wow!
01:04:42You guys here on a date?
01:04:43Mind if we join?
01:04:46You're my guest.
01:05:02Oh, wow.
01:05:04She's actually allergic to fish, my man.
01:05:08Aw, you and your sister really are super close.
01:05:16Yeah, my big bro, he loves to spoil me, doesn't he?
01:05:26Let go.
01:05:28What was that?
01:05:29Did you say you wanted some steak?
01:05:32Here, let's get you some steak.
01:05:37Say, ah, open wide.
01:05:41There you go.
01:05:43Say, ah.
01:05:44Oh, nice.
01:05:51I sure do love my steak.
01:05:53Oh, well, let's get you another bite then.
01:05:55Say, ah.
01:05:56That's enough, Chris.
01:05:58Aw, Chris has always been so playful, am I right?
01:06:00He used to do stuff like that to me all the time.
01:06:04Honestly, I am so grateful Chris had such a sweet sister keeping him happy while I was gone.
01:06:10I was terrified he would just be sulking around the whole time because of how much he used to be.
01:06:22Are you full?
01:06:24If you're done, let's go home.
01:06:26Hey, man, you take Evie home.
01:06:27I'm going to take my sister.
01:06:29You know what?
01:06:29Actually, I don't think I'm quite ready to call it a night.
01:06:33Oscar, didn't you tell me that you were going to take me to that nightclub?
01:06:37You know, the one that your friend works at?
01:06:40Abigail, if you go to a nightclub, you're going to get in big trouble.
01:06:43So, trust me, I'd know.
01:06:44Let's go home.
01:06:49Let's go home.
01:06:50No, thank you.
01:06:52I think that you should take Evie on a really sweet date, and I'm going to hang out with Oscar
01:06:56for the night.
01:06:57I said, let's go home.
01:06:59Chris, you're scaring Abigail.
01:07:02Come on, Oscar.
01:07:03Let's go.
01:07:07Well, just me at home tonight, Evie.
01:07:09So, want to come over?
01:07:10Of course.
01:07:24Abigail, you were the one who wanted to come.
01:07:26Don't tell me I snuck you in here for you to sit there and sulk.
01:07:30I wonder what Chris and Evie are up to right now.
01:07:33Your boyfriend's right here, and you're talking about another man?
01:07:37You really don't give a shit, do you?
01:07:42Bottoms up.
01:07:43Come on.
01:07:44This is fun.
01:07:46But we, uh, we do got to bounce soon.
01:07:48The cops show up.
01:07:49We're busted.
01:07:52Fuck!
01:07:52Cop's here.
01:07:54We gotta go.
01:07:58Run!
01:07:59Oscar!
01:08:04Wow.
01:08:05I'm finally Chris's passenger princess.
01:08:11Oh!
01:08:13How's it taste?
01:08:14Do you want to try?
01:08:18Fuck!
01:08:19Fuck!
01:08:20Fuck!
01:08:21God, please, what is happening?
01:08:24Get out of the car.
01:08:25Why?
01:08:26I have to go look for Abigail.
01:08:28Chris, I don't get it.
01:08:29You asked me to come over, didn't you?
01:08:32Come on, let's have some fun.
01:08:34Oh, cut the act already.
01:08:37We both know there's nothing between us.
01:08:39And why did you try to make us look like a couple in front of Abigail?
01:08:42No, I was just trying to befriend your sister.
01:08:46She is not my sister.
01:08:51Now, get out!
01:09:02And you better start clearing up these rumors about us.
01:09:04I only let you get away with it before because I didn't like anyone, but that's changed now.
01:09:08So it's time for these bullshit games to fucking end.
01:09:10If I hear one more stupid rumor, I'm going to expose the truth in front of everyone.
01:09:20Fuck!
01:09:22Oscar!
01:09:23Two miners right here!
01:09:26Stop right there!
01:09:29Shit!
01:09:30I can't let my mom find out I was at a club.
01:09:32She'll freeze my cart.
01:09:34She'll confiscate my car.
01:09:38Oscar, wait!
01:09:43I'm going to need to see some I-D, miss.
01:09:50Abigail!
01:09:58Damn, brat!
01:09:59Come on, let's go!
01:10:00Stop right here!
01:10:04And go.
01:10:04Go, go, go.
01:10:05Go!
01:10:06Let it go!
01:10:07Let go!
01:10:10Run, run, run.
01:10:12Go, go!
01:10:32We must have gone in here.
01:10:34Let's go.
01:10:52Why did you show up at the club?
01:10:54I thought you were taking Evie home.
01:10:56Hey, you pushed me away first.
01:10:58You don't get to play the victim now.
01:11:01Damn it, Abs.
01:11:02I just...
01:11:04I can't stay mad at you.
01:11:16It's so cramped in here.
01:11:17Why don't we go somewhere a little more cozy?
01:11:23Oh.
01:11:24Oh, thanks.
01:11:26I'm gonna stop.
01:11:29Okay, wait.
01:11:31So, what about you and Oscar?
01:11:32Didn't you guys just make it official?
01:11:34He's just my fake boyfriend.
01:11:36Wait, wait.
01:11:37What?
01:11:38Sorry, come again?
01:11:39I asked Oscar to be my fake boyfriend.
01:11:42Okay?
01:11:42Happy?
01:11:43Uh, no, actually.
01:11:45Not at all.
01:11:46Explain.
01:11:46Chris, you're committed to loving Evie forever.
01:11:48So, why do you keep playing with me?
01:11:54Loving Evie?
01:11:55When did I ever say that?
01:11:57The locket?
01:11:58The necklace that's for couples.
01:12:01It's supposed to symbolize eternal love or whatever, right?
01:12:04It's proof that you love Evie.
01:12:07This?
01:12:15It's not, it's not Evie?
01:12:17Nope.
01:12:18So, that's...
01:12:19My mom.
01:12:21She's beautiful.
01:12:22So, you're telling me this mess was all because of this necklace?
01:12:26No, that's not it.
01:12:28Because you bet all of your buddies that you can get me to fall for you within three months.
01:12:31So, of course I don't believe that you actually like me.
01:12:33I never said the bet was about making you fall for me.
01:12:36The bet...
01:12:37What?
01:12:37What was it about?
01:12:39It was about us getting into Harvard.
01:12:41I bet Oscar that I would get into Harvard over you.
01:12:45Harvard?
01:12:50Fake dating my best friend to get back at me for something I didn't even do.
01:12:55Now that we both know you've been a bad girl, I think it's time you finally get punished the way
01:13:01you deserve.
01:13:02And what punishment would that be?
01:13:05Chris, what are you doing?
01:13:07Let me down!
01:13:08The more you fight it, the worse it's gonna be.
01:13:12What are you doing?
01:13:15Punishing you.
01:13:22Punishing you.
01:13:30Don't do that again.
01:13:33Using another guy to make me jealous.
01:13:35I can't stand it.
01:13:36You're mine, Abs.
01:13:38No one else's.
01:13:40Okay.
01:13:41I'm yours.
01:13:56You're playing with fire.
01:13:59Don't hold back.
01:14:01I can handle anything you give me.
01:14:03I can handle anything you give me.
01:14:05I can handle anything you give me.
01:14:15Don't do that again.
01:14:19I can handle anything you give me.
01:14:26Don't do it.
01:14:28I'm yours.
01:14:30I can handle anything you give me.
01:14:30I can handle anything you give me.
01:14:34I can handle anything you give me.
01:14:54You taste even better than last.
01:15:01Be careful.
01:15:02You might get addicted.
01:15:10I'll always care for you.
01:15:13I can take care of you.
01:15:16Just let me show.
01:15:23Good morning, princess.
01:15:24Good morning.
01:15:27Chris, remember you can't sleep in today.
01:15:29You've got to...
01:15:29What the hell are you two doing?
01:15:36I told you to stay away from Abigail, didn't I?
01:15:39She is not like you.
01:15:40It's my fault.
01:15:41If you want to be mad at someone, be mad at me.
01:15:43I'm the one who fell for Chris first.
01:15:45You like Chris?
01:15:47Yes.
01:15:47I'm the one who wants to be his girlfriend.
01:15:50Really?
01:15:51Him?
01:15:51What do you see in this ruffian?
01:15:54I mean, sure, he inherited my handsome face, but other than that...
01:15:57That face is good enough for me.
01:15:59I promised your father I would look after you like you were one of my own.
01:16:03In a year, you're going to be at Harvard.
01:16:04You're going to meet a boy who treats you right and can give you the kind of life you deserve.
01:16:09Seriously, Dad?
01:16:09I can give Abigail the life she deserves.
01:16:12She's made me change my ways.
01:16:13I'm setting goals and I'm working hard to meet them.
01:16:16I think I'm going to get into Harvard now.
01:16:19I'm going to become someone she's proud to call her boyfriend.
01:16:23Jesus Christ, this can't be happening.
01:16:25Dad, the only two people I need in my life are you and Chris.
01:16:29There are billions of people out there, but you two are the ones who took me in and loved me
01:16:33like family.
01:16:34Why would I choose some random guy when I can have him?
01:16:37The guy who really loves me for who I am.
01:16:41All right, Chris, you've got one year of high school left to round into shape.
01:16:44And if you don't get into Harvard, you can forget about dating Abigail.
01:16:49God damn, Dad.
01:16:51Can't just cut your son a little slack here?
01:16:58So, you fell for me first, huh?
01:17:01That's pretty bold.
01:17:02You're crushing on your adopted brother.
01:17:07Maybe I fell for you first.
01:17:08But you're the one who turned your life around just so we could be together.
01:17:11Fine.
01:17:12I guess I'm a little obsessed.
01:17:14You know, I can't wait to see the look on Dad's face when we go off to Harvard together.
01:17:20From high school seniors to senior retirement homes, Chris stayed by my side every step of the way.
01:17:26We graduated from Harvard, became husband and wife, started a beautiful family together,
01:17:32and every single day I fall in love with him all over again.
01:17:37Did I know that benefited from Harvard, ŃĐ”ĐŒ Kevin Sirfruit?
01:17:38Bye.
01:17:38Bye.
01:17:41Bye.
01:17:42Bye.
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