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She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess! Episode
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00:00:02Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:06Please save my time.
00:00:23Rod of a sepulius.
00:00:30Rod of a sepulius.
00:00:43Rejuvening.
00:00:51Praise! She is the healer goddess!
00:00:55No, please. Don't call me that.
00:00:58What?
00:00:59I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:05Here you go, miss.
00:01:09Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:13in need?
00:01:26You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:31run!
00:01:34Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:44Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:54See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:01:59Come on, Cleo. Let's go!
00:02:06Oh!
00:02:13Hey, hey, hey!
00:02:17Please. My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:21we have no idea what the illness is if anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely
00:02:26the elizander armstrong his military family basically owns the entire global stock market
00:02:32he's so hot does he come with the money yes he'll even marry you if you can cure him
00:02:38money fame power it's all yours
00:02:46are we still moving forward miss trixie yes give the presidential contract to marissa
00:02:52oh i have another call coming in grandma i'm dying save me trixie grandma grandma when are you getting
00:03:04married i'm already a hundred years old i'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma and butch is still
00:03:11on deployment so that's why i haven't been married yet oh but why marry a vegetable when i can bang
00:03:20a
00:03:20younger stud like you they're talking about my brother's life i don't have time for jokes
00:03:35please go feed your dog miss don't let it starve like you
00:03:39oh kind stranger let me repay you by granting you a wish grant me a wish as you can barely
00:03:46feed
00:03:46yourself the downfall of humanity it all starts with the loss of faith what oh jesus giving me a
00:03:55migraine are you telling me to pray to god because we've been doing that i'm telling you to have some
00:03:59faith in me okay uh i wish for you to cure my brother's illness can you do that i can
00:04:08topple mountains and
00:04:09make a king out of a frog if i wanted to cleo stay right here for a second don't go
00:04:14too far cleo
00:04:18hold still
00:04:26my migraine's gone okay then let's go if you can cure my brother he'll even marry you come on come
00:04:33on
00:04:47how is he what is the diagnosis remember you will not marry him unless you cure him i'm sorry
00:04:54i don't know what this is aren't you the queen of medicine you're supposed to be one of the best
00:04:59don't worry general i'm the angel herbalist and i have mastered all healing methods of the east
00:05:05i can detect what condition your son has with just one needle
00:05:26i have no clue what this is
00:05:30oh it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all that's why we saved the
00:05:36best for last me the witch doctor i'll save your son lysander
00:05:52he's not budging there's no movement truly i have saved thousands of patients all over the world but
00:05:58i don't know what this is lord i've scoured the earth for the best doctors they've tried all these
00:06:04methods and they've all failed if we can't save him there's only one person who can
00:06:12who
00:06:16the goddess of healing
00:06:19wait a second you're not talking about the legendary goddess you that's correct
00:06:24her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft
00:06:29that's her motto it's what makes her a sage amongst mortals we are nothing compared to her
00:06:36she is eccentric and elusive no one has ever seen her before if this legendary healer is the
00:06:43only one that can truly save my son i don't care if i go bankrupt i will find her james
00:06:50come
00:06:51put out a bounty to the entire world whoever finds the goddess healer
00:06:56i'll get the five million dollars there's no need
00:07:14i'll save your son
00:07:17who the hell is she dad she says she can cure lysander she's gonna save your brother don't be ridiculous
00:07:23how
00:07:24can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother exactly god the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier
00:07:31she's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich ew she even brought a filthy dog with her
00:07:38i bet it has fleas that flea infested dirty thing is your companion don't try to steal lysander armstrong
00:07:46from us
00:07:51don't touch him
00:07:54they say don't judge a book by its cover but i can see from all your faces that you've failed
00:07:59so step aside i'll take it from here could you hold this
00:08:05oh you're not going to touch my son i'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general
00:08:12i know a gold digging whore when i see one i bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the
00:08:17street corners wasn't paying enough cash who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for
00:08:24some a skinny ass beggar trying to take advantage of lysander armstrong when he's unconscious ew
00:08:32disgusting go back to being a prostitute security get this std infested peasant out of here now let's go
00:08:39if you throw me out you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:08:47sir we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for master lysander into no avail
00:08:52maybe we should give her a try you can always deal with her later if she turns out to be
00:08:57a fraud
00:08:58all right i'll give you a shot but i warn you if you fail i'll have your and your dog's
00:09:05head
00:09:05mount it on my wall is that any way to ask for help you'd be blessed to have me and
00:09:12i'm only here
00:09:13to repay your younger son's kindness but since i'm not welcome here i'll leave
00:09:20devon come find me when you have a different wish no miss trixie my brother is a hero to me
00:09:26i can't lose
00:09:27him well if he's a hero to you then that means he must be a good person my brother's a
00:09:35war hero
00:09:36who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack also he's great with puppies he'd
00:09:41make a great husband who says i want to marry him as if the number one hottest 30 under 30
00:09:49would even
00:09:49dream of marrying a penniless bomb like you only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her i mean
00:09:55look at her even if she cleaned herself up you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
00:10:02only those cut from the lowest ranks are bigger over such trivial matters continue wasting your
00:10:07time but i'm saving this patient
00:10:20oh okay what's happening
00:10:24what are we doing
00:10:35oh what the hell are you doing
00:10:39i knew she was a perv she's definitely trying to steal lysander from us do you all not know that
00:10:45sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with the patient are you insane security smash
00:10:50her face in for licking my son he's born with congenital heart disease has a peanut allergy and the
00:10:56condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy yeah right i mean no way you got all that just from
00:11:03licking him oh okay i've studied every disease known to man right i even have the badge of universal
00:11:09medicine right here and i've never heard of endo cryo what what this
00:11:25is is worth nothing when i have the real thing right here what what so so you think that this
00:11:31this crummy walking stick of yours is is what the rod of a sepulius why don't you go back to
00:11:37the
00:11:38homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional i agree i mean even if she
00:11:43does
00:11:43solve this medical mystery what is the point of doctors who have studied for years we are all
00:11:49certified but lysander does have congenital heart disease she's right about everything
00:11:58yeah but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnosis one of them is bound to be right
00:12:03and again
00:12:04there is no such thing as endo cryo what what endogenic cryomorphine oh and of course none of you
00:12:10have heard of it because i just discovered it this condition only affects those with both chd and a
00:12:16peanut allergy the chances are a billion to one a hundred times rarer than winning the lottery but
00:12:22lucky for you all you've hit the jackpot by finding me what a bunch of baloney i mean you wouldn't
00:12:29be
00:12:30homeless if you were actually any good precisely you are just a scamming prostitute you don't compare to
00:12:38me us who actually studied real medicine i bet you were too poor to go to real medical school oh
00:12:46so
00:12:46she went to the super circus instead and now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake
00:12:52diseases which mean nothing if you can't wake him up is that supposed to be a challenge oh yeah
00:13:01if you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
00:13:04i think you all should grow parts of your brain back which by the way that condition is called
00:13:10an encephaly what is that supposed to mean it means you're being schooled by me
00:13:15and i'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:13:19then let's have a bet if you can't heal him we'll break your hands
00:13:26and then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:13:32these hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined you're that desperate to get rid of
00:13:39your competition huh miss trixie don't risk your hands for them there's too many lives at stake
00:13:47don't worry i got this
00:13:52it's a deal i'll save lysander armstrong no one is dying on my watch
00:14:04lysander armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:14:11are you stopping me because you're scared i'd actually succeed homeless or not if you save
00:14:17my son i'll give you everything i'll even have lysander my heir marry you i'm not doing this for
00:14:31the money or for a wealthy husband i just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:14:38prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees fahrenheit wait wait wait what what for don't
00:14:43listen to her she probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off
00:14:50of her firstly this is called greatness secondly even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery you
00:14:57couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character what did you just call me there's a man's life at
00:15:07stake here and you're standing in my way don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of
00:15:13harm now stop getting in my way or i promise you you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
00:15:20oh yeah hey you want to see real pain where's the dog well put down the dog with pleasure
00:15:47you don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:15:53she's been poisoned it was her do you see any poison on me medicine in the right hands can save
00:16:02lives but in the wrong hands it becomes nothing but poison this isn't good enough to take down the
00:16:08queen of medicine do you have one of your antidotes on you of course i've saved entire civilizations with my
00:16:15antidote if i want to save someone even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:16:36why is she getting blood this wasn't supposed to happen i thought you said even the grim reaper can't
00:16:41get in your way angel herbalist this is what i call malpractice this isn't fatal she'll live
00:16:50but she deserves a little punishment well where's the jacuzzi i asked for jacuzzi is ready right this
00:16:56way wait wait wait wait wait wait what the hell is going on you say you want your son to
00:17:00live on to
00:17:01give you tons of grandchildren don't you then stop getting in my way every second counts
00:17:08let's go for a dip shall we general armstrong your family is the richest and most powerful in the
00:17:18nation are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son hold on you two are going in there
00:17:26alone if you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked then sure invite everyone in
00:17:33all right but i warn you no funny business
00:18:09so
00:18:16so
00:18:17so
00:18:39you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
00:18:43armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions
00:18:50that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing
00:18:55stock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to
00:19:02that we have to have faith where did you actually find this little light uh on the streets are you
00:19:11shitting me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her
00:19:17background she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to go in and stop this now
00:19:22you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir
00:19:31oh my
00:19:38i told you all to stay out
00:19:45this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we both die
00:19:54i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:20:00i'm gonna save him myself
00:20:06you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman this is a witchcraft
00:20:13i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her she uses her dark magic to
00:20:21steal the
00:20:21hearts of young handsome men and then she eats them alive oh i'm gonna kill that
00:20:26bitch before she takes my son james get the swat team yes sir
00:20:33you regain consciousness
00:20:46help me i'm just
00:20:52something's wrong
00:20:56you were drunk with an aphrodisiac lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:04that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:21:14sir the swat team is here captain morales
00:21:19my son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating witch i need you to do whatever you
00:21:25can to tear down that door rest assured general armstrong we'll break down that door and bury that
00:21:31bitch alive
00:21:37right he writes the wrong
00:21:46who the fuck are you and why the hell are we naked
00:21:51good you're awake i'm saving you saving me by bathing with me
00:21:58who are you a fucking spy talk i swear to god i'll have you arrested for this
00:22:05you're the one who's trying to kiss me and your stripper
00:22:10i will never oh really
00:22:25look who's guilty now
00:22:29look i don't know what the fuck this is all right but it is a biological fact a man is
00:22:35attracted to
00:22:36a naked woman and her breasts science okay it just means that my body oh shut up
00:22:45you just talked to me with your friend and i'm a professional
00:22:49i hear lysander's voice captain do something now ready
00:22:58we're almost there we're almost there aim get him boys get him
00:23:06fire
00:23:10fire
00:23:25those devious cells how is this possible it's it's not even a scratch i told you this is dark magic
00:23:33of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing no i believe miss trixie is a good person she's not
00:23:39the
00:23:40dark witch
00:23:40young master armstrong you are too easily fooled this homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to
00:23:47make a living how is she going to save someone else's life that's right the queen angel and i are
00:23:53already the top female doctors in the world if we can't save him no one can except for the goddess
00:23:59healer think about it we heard lysander's voice he's been in a coma for two years miss trixie must have
00:24:05woken him up you're right this homeless girl is maybe the goddess
00:24:12maybe this homeless girl is really the god no no absolutely not there is no way this hobo girl is
00:24:20better than us how could you know for sure right now what we need to do is not interrupt miss
00:24:25trixie
00:24:26you're wrong sir this homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on master lysander it's
00:24:32called borderline revival she uses torturous pain to wake the patient but only temporarily it's a
00:24:39trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears that means my son is in tremendous pain i'm gonna
00:24:47ask you
00:24:47to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch my son doesn't deserve this he is dying
00:24:55right now naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant then it looks like it's up to me the witch
00:25:01doctor
00:25:02only i know the right techniques to take her down my son's life is in your hands you heal him
00:25:10i will
00:25:10give you whatever your heart desires i don't know who you are but there is no way i am letting
00:25:17you rip
00:25:18my golden bachelor away from me this isn't the finishing touch i must now give you the kiss of life
00:25:47it's poison gas that poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over master lysander poison gas
00:25:56my son is in there you're jeopardizing his life as well no don't worry general gold diggers like her
00:26:03only care about themselves soon she'll come out crying to mommy then we can reverse the poison on
00:26:09your son and then he can marry one of us they really won't stop until they get both of us
00:26:15killed
00:26:18i made a promise to you that i'd save you it's now or never
00:26:35what the hell are they doing in there
00:26:37it's been over 10 minutes wait a second you don't think that they're you you suffocated
00:26:44my brother and miss trixie in there don't point your fingers at me if your brother's dead
00:26:48it's because of that homeless gold digger oh my god yeah she's the one who sealed the door shut
00:26:54i mean she probably locked themselves in there on accident miss trixie wouldn't have to do that
00:26:59if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother this is taking way too long captain morales
00:27:06it's time to get out the big guns these bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter
00:27:12bazooka she won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself crap oh my god get back son
00:27:21ready hey oh shit
00:27:27quit your whining and stand down
00:27:42the parasite's been extracted shoot her dead now do i need to fix your hearing too
00:27:47i said stand down don't listen to her she's a fraud a termite to the field of medicine i just
00:27:55saved
00:27:55this man that otherwise would have died in your care if i'm a termite then you're worse than a
00:28:01disease spreading tick wait a second are you saying you cured my son he'll wake in just a moment
00:28:07you can see for yourself well now you're just asking to be exposed that is it no more stalling general
00:28:15if you won't punish her if you won't punish her i will
00:28:21don't hurt her
00:28:27he's secure
00:28:34his pulse is regular in fact it's never been better
00:28:40there's no sign of illness infection or disease
00:28:51miss trixie did it dad my center's warm again he's not cold and pale like before and his heart is
00:28:57strong come feel it i saved my son thank you next time don't go seeking medical advice from those with
00:29:06ill will your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands i've learned my lesson
00:29:13i will not let these two nut jobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again wait wait no no there
00:29:20is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the queen angel
00:29:25and
00:29:25the goddess healer
00:29:33could you really be the goddess of healing but rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well
00:29:39over 100 years old and you don't look a day after 20. it doesn't matter who i am what matters
00:29:46is that
00:29:46the patient is healthy again devon i've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your
00:29:51brother take care no wait miss trixie we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet he's right
00:29:59we are men of our words and as i promised you my heir lysander would take you as a wife
00:30:03if you cured him
00:30:04and you did just that of course you're welcome to marry me instead
00:30:08oh i really appreciate it but i'm sorry i i'm already engaged
00:30:19already engaged i am i've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years
00:30:25and he's coming back today but don't be disappointed really i'm no one special i just
00:30:32got lucky with your brother some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments but you're
00:30:37still lysander's savior please let me give you what i promised take the gold no really i don't need
00:30:45anything i just believe in doing good in the world
00:30:51trixie it's your fiance he's back and he says he's breaking up with you
00:30:58i must go hobo close halo glow i bet the goddess healer is just like miss trixie it was just
00:31:13dumb
00:31:13luck she's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal she could have been the richest
00:31:18woman in the world marrying the hottest most powerful bachelor around
00:31:25i'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:31:31oh my god i mean i don't know about that homeless bimbo but this is godly
00:31:50you two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their
00:31:56licenses we were truly blessed to have miss trixie here huh
00:32:09she's no average jane no she isn't she said it was just dumb luck but if she truly had these
00:32:14special
00:32:15skills why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable looking dog but think about
00:32:20the impenetrable walls no normal person could have done that goddess or not homeless or not i don't
00:32:26care i have never met a woman like that i have to find her i have to make her my
00:32:30life she won my heart
00:32:32over two but if my bestest big bro wants her i'll help you find her all right listen i need
00:32:38help finding
00:32:39three wedding gifts
00:32:45i'm dumping trixie so i want you your granddaughters filthy things out of my house
00:32:53now trixie paid for this house she waited for you for three years he was dumb enough to put my
00:32:59name on the lease and i'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now one with some serious
00:33:03fuck you money so get lost who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house
00:33:17grandma beatrice trixie amori i've been dying to throw this in your face i'm dumping you
00:33:24for your best friend marissa in fact the wedding's tomorrow so sign over the house now
00:33:37you gave me this ring and asked me to wait and i did for three years while you were deployed
00:33:44yet you cheat on me with my best friend and now you're trying to swindle my home
00:33:50do you have no shame we were together for three years and uh it was a complete waste of my
00:33:55life
00:33:55when i could have been with a loaded girl like marissa
00:34:03that's how much you would owe me if i was in the rent-a-boyfriend business
00:34:09i see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute
00:34:17oh yeah well marissa is so much better than you she grew up even poorer than you and now
00:34:27she's the ceo of an entire corporation
00:34:33and you you're still nothing so you think she's an upgrade of course she's an upgrade
00:34:41look what she uh got me for my engagement oops yeah that's maybe worth one millionth the
00:34:50presidential contract i gave her
00:34:58you gave her the presidential contract i certainly did in fact
00:35:02marissa you and your dimwit brother
00:35:06only have everything you have all thanks to me
00:35:12oh i think she's losing it bro that breakup must have hit her hard
00:35:18you two are the ungrateful cheating scum here my granddaughter supported you and your entire
00:35:25family for three years while you were gone how dare you insult her it's okay grandma let's not stoop
00:35:33to that level poor edna she still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets huh
00:35:39what is he talking about you're saying show her bob
00:35:47this is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is she didn't purchase this house on her own she
00:35:53was begging on the street for money i can't be caught with a piss poor nobody like you even if
00:36:00you got
00:36:00no game i got street cred i gotta keep you dig the word you're looking for is dignity
00:36:06and you're one to speak cheater is this true tricksy
00:36:15i've been broadening my horizons grandma i want to see how regular everyday people live
00:36:21so that i can help them of course those without substance underneath would never understand that
00:36:27what is that supposed to mean it means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade is actually a downgrade
00:36:37i'm not bullshitting already just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives
00:36:54at your wedding i will
00:36:58if you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend
00:37:02why should i do good by you i'll give you my john hancock at your wedding as a charity to
00:37:10you
00:37:10fucking bitch you better keep your word oh that's rich after tomorrow you will never feel so rich ever
00:37:17again do you remember that
00:37:22welljutton
00:37:26trixie marissa's a millionaire now they'll destroy you if you show even so much as a
00:37:32hair at their wedding grandma i have to confess something to you i've secretly amassed a fortune worth
00:37:39trillions trillions
00:37:43that would make you the richest person on the planet it's because of the healing hands i
00:37:49inherited from aseplius the god of healing i've saved several world leaders with these hands
00:37:56that's how i was able to give marissa the presidential contract and become the goddess
00:38:01healer it makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you but please tricksy
00:38:07dear i know it was to broken your heart but embellishing your worth and who you are
00:38:14it will only delay the healing process you don't have to believe me just yet after we lost mom and
00:38:21dad because we didn't have the money for their medical bills i vowed that i would do everything
00:38:26i can to serve those in need that's why i'm taking everything back from butch and i'm giving it back
00:38:32to charity you've always had an angel's heart i'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you
00:38:38right who actually deserves you you will see tomorrow grandma
00:38:45oh yeah
00:38:51you said chixi's crushing your wedding she was bullying us too salsa she's probably trying to
00:38:57extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck when hope when nobody steps on snake
00:39:03sneak bites back home so let her come and embarrass herself yeah you mean
00:39:10we broadcast that video yes her cavewoman's take the 19th century tin can
00:39:20she'll prop me up higher on my pedestal and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:24against my presidential glow up let's turn this party into her funeral
00:39:35there he is welcome home brother welcome home general
00:39:44sir the homeless woman who saved you miss trixie this is the file of her ex butch tanner
00:39:49she served with her regiment in the marines you mean the butcher tanner that could barely carry
00:39:53supplies well she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas
00:39:58sir so she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her
00:40:01fucking coward according to intel she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding
00:40:06then we should join her men i'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman
00:40:11and her incredible power that saved my life so she needs our support will you join me in protecting her
00:40:16yes sir we will allow our lives to protect her sir and let's roll
00:40:36welcome everyone to my wedding today is a very special day for me and budge not only are we getting
00:40:42married but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract allowing my
00:40:47biomedical company to go public
00:40:53congratulations on the contract once again mrs like him still but just taking my last name oh and
00:40:59please don't be so uptight secretary cho you are the secretary of the entire u.s health department but
00:41:05this is a party after all i see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived
00:41:11to
00:41:11celebrate you the u.s president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself it's an honor
00:41:21that's why sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of we will make sure the crowd is
00:41:27entertained
00:41:28tonight we'll let the wedding begin
00:41:32not so fast the party doesn't start until i say it does
00:41:58you two really are a match made in hell so i've come to save your guests from
00:42:03this oncoming train wreck i don't recognize it from any of our elite circles who is she
00:42:07uh this is our uh entertainment for tonight sir just watch
00:42:15trixie what are you doing here this isn't the homeless shelter you lost
00:42:18i bet she's here to bum a meal off us you know being this poor
00:42:24me bum a meal have you forgotten that it was i who bankrolled you two for the last three years
00:42:30what
00:42:30evidence do you have of that look at me then go look at yourself in the mirror i'm a millionaire
00:42:36ceo even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me and you're nothing
00:42:41but a washed up sewer rat sasa she's like so obsessed with me she'll see everyone but already cut ties
00:42:51with
00:42:51his ex but she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still show up to my wedding to suck up to
00:42:57me
00:42:57this is what poor sad girls do they beg for scraps from us the rich and glorious projecting much marissa
00:43:06you might feel all high and mighty now but don't bite the hand that feeds you especially when i'm the
00:43:12one who's giving you the contract you giving me the contract you have no skills no education no
00:43:25connection so how could you possibly have a pool to get the u.s fucking president to give me a
00:43:30billion
00:43:31dollar contract we both share humble beginnings marissa and i saw potential in you even trusted you
00:43:37as my best friend but i recognize now that greed has poisoned you don't be all sore now just because
00:43:43i stole your man this is what us rich girls do they steal from lame spinsters for fun damn right
00:43:52you were too embarrassing for me sasa tramples you any day i could say that now that i'm marrying the
00:43:58rich
00:44:00bravo self-admission of a gold digger quick somebody put that on a memoir so she's embarrassing
00:44:05me in front of everyone you should make yourself don't listen to her everyone she's the golden
00:44:10blood-sucking leech i don't even have to lift a finger and you're already embarrassing yourself in
00:44:15front of everyone for me butch you may look and sound like a man but you're nothing but a pathetic
00:44:22coward okay enough you know what i always couldn't stand about you your moral posturing but guess what
00:44:30morals are just lies to make you and girls feel better about yourselves that's why no man will choose
00:44:35you over marissa trixie because i've got the material goods and you're just all empty talk i'm not
00:44:41here to request to be chosen because i'm the one who's doing the choosing see this
00:44:59oh my god is that the billion dollar contract for sasa
00:45:06the one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck no absolutely not i i don't believe it
00:45:12you all sound so scared already don't worry this isn't that contract it's the lease to the modest
00:45:19home you try to swindle from me see everyone she's just trying to bluff us but you don't even have
00:45:27the
00:45:27guts to go all the way look at her following orders i asked her to sign over the lease and
00:45:31here she is
00:45:32like a good little uh peasant slave that house is where all her life savings
00:45:40you want to uh i don't know beg for a little treat while you're at it
00:45:54you must understand me i'm here to take back everything i've ever given you i'm giving it to charity
00:46:08bro she's gone cuckoo in the head she thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress she
00:46:13can pretend to be a deep pocket investment baddie you wish you had that kind of money to just toss
00:46:17away trixie it's just a drop in the bucket for me uh i i know what this is you've gone
00:46:23delusional and
00:46:24you think you're cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party and some prince charming will scoop
00:46:29you into money forever well that's not happening security lock the doors this woman doesn't leave
00:46:35until we're through with her this is where your dreams will die we found miss trixie lysander
00:46:46she's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the wickham wedding right now butch tanner
00:46:51well he's gonna wish he died in battle after i'm done with him let's go
00:46:59you think a few toy guns scare me marissa i've saved plenty of people for much worse
00:47:05including your head of command butch general lysander armstrong you mean the legendary war hero
00:47:12he's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack you're an unskilled
00:47:18unemployed ugly leech so how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like
00:47:24general lysander armstrong no one here's gonna believe you if you really cured the incurable
00:47:29general then sasa is the fucking virgin mary and she's not you're just asking to be humiliated
00:47:36trixie show them butch
00:47:43see for yourselves everyone trixie's just a freeloading beggar
00:47:51she won't leave me and marissa alone because we're rich as fuck now i'm a major in the marines
00:47:57sasa she has a billion dollar biomedical contract with the military approved by the first female
00:48:05president of the united states herself bitch how despicable she's just trying to leech off you
00:48:11like a parasitic gold digger get out of here no one wants to marry you no free meals for the
00:48:16poor
00:48:17do you see this trixie this is high society so you're either born on a silver spoon or you're
00:48:24as accomplished as me to be here maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here
00:48:29maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can
00:48:35i already have everything one can dream of but i valued our friendship marissa which is why i came
00:48:40here to give you a second chance to see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing but no
00:48:46you stooped so low it disgusts me nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners
00:48:53like a bum and who knows if you've already started offering sexual services well then why don't you
00:49:02get on your knees for me trixie my brother will never take you back no man will marry an embarrassment
00:49:08man like you but make me happy and i might consider making you my personal prostitute
00:49:25how dare you hit my brother i'm never letting you leave here alive
00:49:29that's awesome don't worry my dear after i'm done with you trixie not even the goddess of healing
00:49:37will be able to save you oh is that so security
00:49:44get down on your knees and give bob one hell of a blow job in front of everybody here or
00:49:50i'll pop
00:49:51so many holes in you the men here won't know which one to i don't need to be the goddess
00:49:55of anything
00:49:56to punish you any of the powerful leaders i've saved before could crush you
00:50:01before you even touch me dream on you wish general lysander scooped you off your feet but
00:50:07you weren't good enough for me you're definitely not good enough for him
00:50:10enough you're souring my party so you either get the out or i'm gonna shoot you
00:50:18on the count of three i think i quite like it here two
00:50:22two
00:50:34this wine is so delicious one shoot
00:50:40nobody is laying a hand on my future wife
00:51:01who the hell is this
00:51:06i'm sorry that i'm late did they hurt you
00:51:09no i'm fine but um when did i become your future wife
00:51:16you saved me trixie remember i'm a man of my word
00:51:20they're never gonna hurt you ever again really it was nothing
00:51:25i saved you because you're a good man not because i want you to owe me any favors
00:51:35i see what this is you're the one who cheated on me trixie look at you guys all lovey-dove
00:51:40don't
00:51:41try to pin this on her she waited for you for three years this is the kind of woman of
00:51:45virtue that a man
00:51:46would die for
00:51:50virtue don't make me laugh she's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash no man who in a
00:51:56hundred foot pole would want to touch her she should be happy bob was willing to give her some
00:52:05i see her in the marines
00:52:08i'm a major you know look man i know trixie is like uh i don't know like a seven now
00:52:15that she's all
00:52:15cleaned up but don't waste your manhood on a whiny worthless woman like that
00:52:25a real man never talks about a woman no way you're a coward
00:52:40we don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them
00:52:44you're very gracious trixie you know that you're only getting off with it because she's so kind
00:52:51so you're gonna do me the favor of never coming near her again you understand you want to
00:52:55with me a little dipshit i'm a major you're probably lowest rank of the military grunts i'll i'll destroy
00:53:02you do you really not know who this is butch i thought you were in the marines what have you
00:53:07been
00:53:08doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is he was just a supply boy
00:53:15war hero is this all part of your plan trixie poor girl did you sell your house to hire this
00:53:23actor so
00:53:23you can feel better about yourself a woman's worth is tied to the man she marries trixie is worthless
00:53:29because that guy looks like a cowboy a bum girl and a pimp what a pair seems like they don't
00:53:39know
00:53:39who you are since you've been out of action for so long maybe we should try to piss them off
00:53:43some
00:53:43more don't you think bring in the wedding gifts
00:53:55what is all this trixie listen i know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life
00:54:01but i know that we shared a moment
00:54:06i'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear it's not in my
00:54:11nature
00:54:12i'm like somebody else here listen trixie i have never met a woman like you so incredible and kind
00:54:24and beautiful so i know that you're the one for me this guy's either nuts or a really really good
00:54:33yeah sure oscar worthy oscar worthy no first gift
00:54:43trixie i know that you just lost your home so i'm gifting you with your own new mansion worth 500
00:54:51million dollars previously owned by jennifer aniston second gift
00:54:59this contains all the rights to my entire fortune
00:55:03which is now yours entire fortune from a cowboy actor
00:55:08they already spent their entire life savings on this clown show they've got nothing left
00:55:13why sander i really don't care for any of you look i i know i know that you are the
00:55:18farthest thing
00:55:19from a material woman okay which is exactly why well my third gift is um well
00:55:39i know god
00:55:43i know that that me
00:55:50that's the only thing that's been said
00:55:53that's the only thing that's been considered to be true
00:55:56a lot of people who have not been like
00:56:01or in this world
00:56:03Do you know I can't say no to this doggo?
00:56:09Yes, I will marry you.
00:56:27Go, go, power couple.
00:56:31Okay, stop.
00:56:33The only power couple here is Butch and I.
00:56:37Let's remind everyone how worthless Trixie is.
00:56:41No man in their right mind would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps.
00:56:46Hey.
00:56:47I don't care if she's homeless or not, but I'm making this woman my wife.
00:56:51Which means that she will be treated as and cherished as the most precious woman on earth.
00:56:56Understand?
00:57:01You still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on earth.
00:57:05This is General Lysander Armstrong.
00:57:15As if, like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like Trixie.
00:57:22Yes, the Armstrong family basically control the global stock market.
00:57:26Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the princess of England than someone from the lowest rank of society.
00:57:32I bet my life you're all just actors.
00:57:35Then you better enjoy your last breath.
00:57:37Come on, Lysander.
00:57:38What are we waiting for?
00:57:39Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie.
00:57:40What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us?
00:57:43The elites.
00:57:44Infect us with your poor people bad luck?
00:57:46She wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck.
00:57:50Truth is, she's just a useless, lazy bitchin bum.
00:57:54She's utterly unmarriable.
00:57:59I can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence.
00:58:03I'd handle them myself, but...
00:58:07I'll let you do all the heavy lifting.
00:58:08Go ahead, Lysander.
00:58:17Yes, hello, this is Lysander.
00:58:19Please bankrupt Marissa Wickham for me.
00:58:22Oh my gosh, I'm so scared!
00:58:25Anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone.
00:58:35Uh, hello?
00:58:37Yes!
00:58:40What?!
00:58:45I'm going bankrupt!
00:58:48Hey, hey, hey.
00:58:54Hey, hey, hey.
00:58:56Are you sure that was the call, Sasha?
00:58:58That was a real call?
00:58:59People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that.
00:59:01My company's dead!
00:59:02It's evaporated!
00:59:04It's in thin air!
00:59:08That's impossible!
00:59:10Who are you?
00:59:11What is your deal?
00:59:13Secretary Cho, you said you're the Secretary of Health, right?
00:59:16And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market.
00:59:20Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:59:23Then that means...
00:59:26You're really Lysander Armstrong.
00:59:30The richest and most powerful man in the country.
00:59:33Trixie's marrying the famed war hero?
00:59:37The man every girl wants what every man wants to be?
00:59:41Now you believe me?
00:59:42Those who do bad will always end up losing everything.
00:59:46There's gotta be some trick to this.
00:59:48You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us.
01:00:00I know why you're all over Trixie.
01:00:02Because you've been in the military for so long.
01:00:04You don't know what a real woman can do for you.
01:00:07Let me take you to my wedding chamber and I'll show you a good time.
01:00:13Do you want to rub your hands for me?
01:00:14Or I'll have them removed for you.
01:00:21I would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are.
01:00:26Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually.
01:00:31Sasa was just trying to save the company.
01:00:34I don't blame her at all.
01:00:35Your double standards are incredible.
01:00:37Okay, you don't want me.
01:00:39Fine. But there's plenty of other efficiency.
01:00:42I can give you a room full of pageant winners.
01:00:4418 years old.
01:00:46Fresh for the taking.
01:00:54I did that so you wouldn't have to, Miss Trixie.
01:00:57Thank you, Devon.
01:00:59Marissa, not only have you backstabbed me, your best friend, by stealing my fiancé,
01:01:06but now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back?
01:01:10You're an insult to all good women out there.
01:01:12No, to all of humanity.
01:01:14So now, everything that I've ever given you to, I'm taking it all back.
01:01:20Wait, everyone, stop.
01:01:25They're impostors.
01:01:30I just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled because it
01:01:35was assigned by the goddess healer herself.
01:01:38So, we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:40The goddess healer?
01:01:41You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my biomedical products?
01:01:47Yes, that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine.
01:01:51The goddess healer's motto is the right rewrites the wrong, the left leave the wrong bereft.
01:01:58That means she's rewarding me.
01:02:00The president would never let your company go bankrupt.
01:02:04In fact, she's on her way now.
01:02:08So you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:14Who the fuck cares who he is?
01:02:16If the president and the goddess healer approves of my products, who cares about this washed-up war hero?
01:02:21We can break his legs, break his arms, no one would even bat an eye.
01:02:24She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services.
01:02:28FBI!
01:02:30FBI!
01:02:31You're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft.
01:02:36Gotcha.
01:02:41Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie.
01:02:44No, don't arrest her!
01:02:46Trixie's a good person.
01:02:48Please officer, don't arrest her!
01:02:50Grandma, Mr. Rogers, Mrs. Williams, what are you all doing here?
01:02:54The neighbors heard about the break-up between you and Butch.
01:02:57We were worried, so we came here to back you up.
01:03:00Listen officer, I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor.
01:03:05She's very kind-hearted and would never break the law.
01:03:08Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition, Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her
01:03:14out.
01:03:15She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well.
01:03:18My fiance really is an incredible woman.
01:03:21She's an angel descended from heaven.
01:03:28You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong.
01:03:32My brother is not a criminal.
01:03:34He's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
01:03:38Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash.
01:03:41And that's why his choice to crime is stealing his identity.
01:03:45General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist.
01:03:49And we've received no word that he's woken up yet, so this must be an imposter.
01:03:54I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble.
01:03:58I promise I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex.
01:04:04If you want to arrest me, fine.
01:04:07But don't fuck with my fiance.
01:04:09You don't get to decide, punk.
01:04:10Let's go!
01:04:34Get him!
01:04:35If you can.
01:05:02Get him!
01:05:05Get him!
01:05:17Get him!
01:05:26Is that enough pain?
01:05:28Or do you want more?
01:05:32Is that enough?
01:05:37Legend is written all over you, Lysander.
01:05:42Grandma.
01:05:44Meet my new fiance.
01:05:48Wow, your new fiance.
01:05:50He's so manly.
01:05:52Much better than your last one.
01:05:54I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:57It's Butch's loss.
01:05:59Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:06:01She's like a shining star in the sky and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:06:07Bitch, we name calling now?
01:06:09I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right fam?
01:06:12Drown out the poor!
01:06:13Drown out the poor!
01:06:15Drown out the poor!
01:06:16Drown out the poor!
01:06:18Drown out the poor!
01:06:19Drown out the poor!
01:06:20Drown out the poor!
01:06:20Drown out the poor!
01:06:21Drown out the poor!
01:06:21See Trixie?
01:06:21You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:24You can't compete against me even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:28We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:30So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:35Let them eat, Kate!
01:06:46You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:48Grab what you can't, fam.
01:06:49Attack!
01:07:07You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:15What the fuck was that?
01:07:17I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:18I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:29Damn it!
01:07:30Damn it!
01:07:30Damn it!
01:07:32You forgot I had a gun too?
01:07:35That'll teach you from messing with the Wickhams.
01:07:37Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:39We're cornered.
01:07:40I will sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:43Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:46I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:48They will be punished.
01:07:52Now hold still for me.
01:07:56Rite rewrites the world.
01:08:09Holy fuck!
01:08:10Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:12By chanting the Goddess Healer's chant?
01:08:13Is she the Goddess Healer?
01:08:19I'm all better now.
01:08:20Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:22See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:25No.
01:08:26Please.
01:08:27I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:29Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:30Sure.
01:08:32You hear that?
01:08:33She's just some average homeless girl on the streets.
01:08:36She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:39While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:08:43Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:08:48I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:51And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:54God?
01:08:55Wrong.
01:08:57But you're close.
01:08:58Bullshit!
01:08:59I'm gonna show you how the elite can travel in your little lives.
01:09:04You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:09:06Then let's see you try.
01:09:08Charge!
01:09:17The hell is this?
01:09:19This is the line between life and death.
01:09:23Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:26I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:31You're not the grim reaper.
01:09:33What if it's a trap?
01:09:34That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:36We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:37She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:40Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:43I will.
01:09:47Left leaves the wrong breast.
01:09:56I'm fine.
01:09:57Nothing happened.
01:09:59You'll see soon enough.
01:10:00Oh, please.
01:10:01I really wanna die.
01:10:03And you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:05I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:10:08Whoops!
01:10:08Just crossed it again.
01:10:10Whoops!
01:10:11And again.
01:10:12Nothing's happening-
01:10:24No!
01:10:25No, Pop!
01:10:26Hey!
01:10:28What did you do to my brother?
01:10:29I didn't do anything.
01:10:31Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:34I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:36If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:39Come on.
01:10:41Major.
01:10:42Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:10:43How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:46See?
01:10:46This must be an illusion.
01:10:50Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:53Will somebody take my brother to the hospital?
01:10:55Please!
01:11:02You're so sore I wouldn't marry you.
01:11:04You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:11:05Oh, please.
01:11:06You hurt us first.
01:11:08At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:11:11But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:16Marissa, thanks for taking this little life from me.
01:11:20You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:23You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:28When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:34Don't touch my wife.
01:11:38And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:43You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:11:45But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:49That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:53Oh, really?
01:11:54Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:57What?
01:11:57You've got nothing on me.
01:12:03Yes.
01:12:04Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:12:10Goddess!
01:12:11Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:15Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:19Get the VP. We're leaving now.
01:12:24Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:28God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:31I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:34You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:36A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:40Ms. Wickham is correct.
01:12:41I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:43Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:47You hear that, everyone?
01:12:48There is no way lowlife Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:54She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention,
01:12:58so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:13:00No.
01:13:01My granddaughter would never do that.
01:13:03Reversing time just to heal someone's wound,
01:13:06only the goddess healer can do that.
01:13:08Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:17Oh!
01:13:19First, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:13:23and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:28Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:32I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:34You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:41Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:45It ain't working. You can't just fake the...
01:13:50Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary. It's like real magic.
01:13:55Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:14:00And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:08No. Trixie, look. I believe you. You saved me. Whether you're a goddess or not, you did not. No matter
01:14:18what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:20We'll riot against you now. Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart!
01:14:31Tear her apart! Tear her apart!
01:14:31The Vice President arrives!
01:14:48Who dare cause ruckus in here?
01:14:53Your General Lysander Armstrong.
01:14:56Wait, what? He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:15:01No, no. We've been through this already once, okay? Right, Secretary Cho?
01:15:06This actor Trixie hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me, but you already confirmed with Madame President
01:15:13that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:16Yes. We all thought he was a fraud.
01:15:18What I mean is, you're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong. And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:27The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell, and now you're attacking one of the most important
01:15:33allies to the President?
01:15:35He is the General. Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:39Did you hear that? Even the Vice President knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:15:45So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero? We got the VP and the President.
01:15:51On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:55I told you. Now punish them, Vice President Langley. This is treason!
01:16:00Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:16:08Hurry! The Goddess Healer needs us.
01:16:13You can't do that, Mr. Vice President. My brother is a war hero. He single-handedly saved this country from
01:16:19terrorist attack.
01:16:20He was in a coma for two years. If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would-
01:16:23Enough!
01:16:24You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family. Not just your brother.
01:16:30Yeah. It's okay.
01:16:33Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:36I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life.
01:16:41And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President. I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:16:49I truly saved a good man.
01:16:56I will not let you bring ruin to my fiance.
01:16:59And what can you do about it?
01:17:01Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea. My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for
01:17:08the military.
01:17:09Let's try it out on them.
01:17:12Hold on, Mr. Vice President. There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:15Put innocent civilian lives in danger? Despicable!
01:17:19What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:17:24Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:28Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:29Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:42Shoot!
01:17:43Wait, that's the president.
01:17:57Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry, Madam President.
01:18:09That was, they were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:18:14What?
01:18:14What is this?
01:18:16Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military.
01:18:19This is a war crime.
01:18:21These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:23You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:25I can shoot whoever I want.
01:18:26I have the presidential contract.
01:18:28With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:30And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:35What are you doing?
01:18:36Reverse the poison and take it out of the president before it's too late.
01:18:39That is easy.
01:18:41There's no need.
01:18:43I'll save everyone.
01:18:56It's raining gold!
01:19:01What's happening?
01:19:02Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:19:04It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:19:08She, she, she is?
01:19:10She is a criminal.
01:19:12Don't worry, Madam President.
01:19:13We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:15I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:19:17Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:19:20What are you talking about?
01:19:21The president literally came here to give me my billion-dollar contract.
01:19:35This contract?
01:19:36Yeah.
01:19:37Yes.
01:19:38Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:56My contract, you bitch!
01:19:59And that's not all.
01:20:12This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:20:15There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:20:18Don't you realize?
01:20:19Or are you too much of a goody-two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:23You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:26Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:28And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:31So prepare yourself.
01:20:32Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:35What are you going to do?
01:20:37The president is here, and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:44You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:47Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:50So what's your final decision?
01:20:54I'll...
01:20:54She's going to give me my billion-dollar...
01:21:02I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:21:08Why?
01:21:09Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:21:11You're supposed to be giving me the billion-dollar closet.
01:21:14You wish, you idiot!
01:21:18I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:24I don't understand.
01:21:25I was just trying to punish these impostors for posing as the goddess of healing.
01:21:31And do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:36You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:41The one and only.
01:21:44And it's...
01:21:47Her.
01:22:03Welcome, goddess.
01:22:11Uh, we, uh...
01:22:16You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:18How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:21Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:25I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person, help those in need, and make sure the man
01:22:31I chose loved me for me.
01:22:33No, so that means the billion-dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:39She took it away just like that.
01:22:42That was her golden ticket.
01:22:44You were once my fiancée and best friend, but after everything you've done, we're officially
01:22:50getting ties with you both.
01:22:51No, please, I swear to you.
01:22:53I didn't know you were an ex-wife.
01:22:57It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:59Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:23:01She's an amazing person.
01:23:02And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:23:06She's gonna be my wife.
01:23:07Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:16I love you.
01:23:30All her gold, all her clothes, all that could have been mine.
01:23:35This is all your fault.
01:23:37This is all?
01:23:37You seduced me!
01:23:39Don't help me!
01:23:40You were the one that came onto me, you himbo!
01:23:44Please, Trixie, give me another.
01:23:47Chance!
01:23:48I want to be rich again!
01:23:50I'll be your slave.
01:23:51I'll kiss the ground you walk on!
01:23:53You've had your chance to apologize, but it's too late now.
01:23:57All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:24:02You two should be locked up.
01:24:04And she shall.
01:24:05For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:24:11It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:24:13I never loved you.
01:24:15It's your fault!
01:24:15I was only with you for your money.
01:24:17I don't care.
01:24:18You were rich!
01:24:19You're an awesome self now!
01:24:22Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:24We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:27My platform is spreading kindness, just like you.
01:24:31I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:33That is why I saved you.
01:24:35With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:41Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:47Let's party!
01:24:49Wait, what if we just got married?
01:24:51Right now?
01:24:52Yes.
01:24:53Well.
01:24:54Woo!
01:24:56Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:25:01I do.
01:25:02I do.
01:25:03You may kiss the bride.
01:25:05I do.
01:25:06I do.
01:25:08I do.
01:25:09I do.
01:25:10I do.
01:25:11I do.
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