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00:01Stop!
00:02I can't believe she's done it, wait, let's watch it again, wait, wait.
00:08What?
00:09Oh, that's so funny.
00:11Did you see the one on the group chat?
00:13The other day.
00:13Oh, stop.
00:15This one, this one, oh my gosh.
00:19This is so funny.
00:21Oh my god, every time she posts it just gets worse.
00:23Actually, it's so funny though.
00:25I'm gonna send it to Sally from Jiu Jitsu.
00:27What?
00:27Sally from Jiu Jitsu?
00:29Yes!
00:30Oh my god, I love her.
00:31She's so good, she's so good.
00:32Really?
00:33No, she was saying about how she missed you so much.
00:35So hard, I love her.
00:36Hi, I'm here for my 12-week scan, 9-15.
00:40Lisa?
00:41That's all right, yeah.
00:42Date of birth?
00:434th March 1990.
00:45And the first line of your address?
00:47At 96 Lawson Court.
00:49Did you want to purchase any photos?
00:54Oh, you can just ask them once you're in there.
00:57Yeah.
01:00Yeah.
01:12I'm sorry.
01:15I'm sorry.
01:18I'm sorry.
01:19I'm sorry.
01:20I'm sorry.
01:43I'm sorry.
01:46I'm sorry.
01:49I'm sorry.
01:52I'm sorry.
01:52No problem.
01:53Do you want to get on the bed?
01:55Thanks.
01:57Her back's been a little bit.
01:58Oh, it's fine.
02:00Shh.
02:00Yep.
02:02Shh.
02:02Can you tell us as soon as you like?
02:08I'll have a look, and then as soon as I can, I will let you know how things are looking.
02:13Mm-hmm.
02:15Shh.
02:16Shh.
02:17Okay.
02:25Right.
02:27Put that in.
02:31Would you like to watch the scan?
02:33Yes, please.
02:34Yeah?
02:34Yeah.
02:35Thanks.
02:37This will be a bit cold.
02:42How's this pregnancy been?
02:44I've had a bit of cramping, haven't I?
02:46But I'm still feeling quite sick, so.
02:49Well, there's all kinds of things going on down there, so you've bound to have a bit
02:51of cramping.
02:52Let's have a look, shall we?
02:54The monitor's just there, so you can see what I'm looking at.
02:56I'll need to take some measurements, and it can take me a while to find baby, but I
02:59will let you know what I find as soon as I can, okay?
03:03Okay.
03:03Sorry.
03:10Okay.
03:24How's it look?
03:26One moment, please.
03:38We'd like to know if everything's okay.
03:41Okay.
03:41Okay?
04:11I've stopped the day with a little syllable
04:17Left unfinished
04:23When you knew you'd kiss me
04:31Now each one bursts like a volcano
04:36Cause there's nowhere else for this love to go
04:44I grabbed a keyboard and a microphone
04:48Cause there's nowhere else for this love to go
04:53Oh bloody hell
05:01Is it okay?
05:04Oh it's more than okay
05:05It's okay
05:32It's okay
05:44Morning love
05:46Sleep well?
05:48Yes I slept well
05:49Mum did you sleep well?
05:52Why are you so obsessed with how I slept?
05:57Shall I bring your bags down?
05:58It's so funny
06:00I can bring my own bags down thanks dad
06:02I'm driving myself to university
06:05I think I can bring my bags down
06:07Haha
06:07So
06:35I know
06:49I'm sorry.
06:54He's your father.
06:56There's nothing I can do.
07:01Right, I've got everything you need.
07:02I've got Kit Kats, I've got donuts,
07:04I've got orange Fanta, I've got lemon Fanta,
07:06I've made cakes.
07:10Nothing for the cakes?
07:11Well, okay.
07:42I've got ice cream.
07:43Yeah.
07:49That's what I just want to come to you guys.
07:51You're okay.
07:51Okay.
07:52I'm all right.
07:56Okay.
07:58There's nothing.
08:02That's right.
08:04I'm all right.
08:05I'm all right.
08:34Let me know if you've transited me.
09:01Let me know if you've transited me.
09:06A pint.
09:08A pint glass of ice?
09:10Me too.
09:11Ready?
09:12Yep.
09:13And two pint glasses of ice.
09:18Have I told you about when I gave birth?
09:20You have, yeah.
09:21Yeah, and the doctors were actually amazed by my placenta.
09:28Yeah.
09:29Yeah.
09:37Ugh.
09:42Oh, my God.
10:14I'm just trying to think some meals are now to make good on so it's that ham butter bread yep
10:23crisps yeah okay dinners I was literally just around the corner we've been here 15 minutes
10:38you're hilarious just text me well okay so you actually want me to get here later because you
10:44want me to stop rushing and text you I mean do you want me to be here on time or
10:49not I'm getting very
10:50mixed messages we're actually um we're gonna go out
11:17so many potholes in the road
11:23the little holes in the road we call them potholes council are supposed to fill them in
11:33but do we really want the council to divert resources away from the hospitals and the
11:38educational services to fill a load of holes in the road
11:45it's tricky
11:58careful please
12:01just be careful yeah
12:10okay let's come down now Daniel that's enough no it's enough
12:23did you ever bite the bottom
12:28really
12:32you've never done it
12:36you bite the bottom
12:40and then you suck it you know like you know straws yeah it's like straw
12:52mm-hmm
12:53and suck it
13:01let me see
13:06come in
13:07be patient
13:20you're good
13:20you're good at that
13:33did you see my email
13:36uh yep sorry
13:39you can turn it into a pdf yeah and send it on
13:43of course yeah
13:45if you can just reply when i email you
13:49absolutely
13:50yep
14:11what's up muslin
14:12do you want to speak to me come in here
14:22you can hear you there
14:24have you seen the size of my piles
14:29i don't hear about your piles
14:33i don't hear about your piles
14:39i think it's just like a cloth
14:42tea towel
14:47yeah
14:48so it's a tea towel
14:50it's made with like special salt
14:53it's a tea towel
14:55they call that muslin and charge you three times as much
14:57it's not a tea towel
14:59what do you use it for
15:00just
15:04just like
15:07wiping like
15:08sick and stuff
15:11jesus
15:14baby's gonna be sick
15:18jesus
15:19sick and dribble
15:24we'll be mopping like piss
15:29i don't know
15:33i don't know
15:56what's
15:58you don't know
15:59it's so busy
16:00i haven't even been in trouble here
16:03okay so
16:05two hands
16:06Five fingers on each hand, two feet, ten toes.
16:10Oh, my God, the toes.
16:14They're moving a lot.
16:16That's good, you know?
16:18It's all what we'd hoped to see.
16:22And if you look here,
16:26that thing there, I'd say it's Willy.
16:48Oh, boy.
16:59What's happened to me?
17:06What?
17:41Oh, man.
17:49They're going to do something.
17:50Oh, man.
17:52Let's do it.
17:58Okay.
18:05Alright.
18:21I'm not going to be like, I'm not going to be like, you have to be this, you have to
18:31be that. I'm after all the best good stuff. I think sometimes dad's, not my dad, but maybe
18:44day's dad, a little bit. It's getting the way you've been, who you are. But it's, it's...
19:00What a privilege. A little boy here. It's the greatest privilege.
19:25So, you just whisk up the eggs, brown milk, a touch of salt, then you have to get the
19:32oil hot. How hot? Oh, like, hot. I'll kill it for you. How do you know it's hot enough?
19:43It spits. Yeah, not a lot of people do that, but it's something I figured out quite early
19:48on. Did you make up this recipe yourself? Kind of. I do feel bad for you guys having to live
20:02with Simon. Poor mum. I mean, what has she got herself into? I bet they rowel quite a lot,
20:09don't they? He was crying the other night. Oh, Simon was? Was he? He was crying.
20:17Oh, God, I love that. Simon crying.
20:21I cry sometimes.
20:24No, you don't.
20:26No, we had a great time.
20:28Okay.
20:30I had pancakes.
20:31Really?
20:32Wow.
20:35Yeah, he's kind of awkward, but he asked if I could stay for lunch.
20:43But I don't want to, um...
20:45No.
20:45If Simon's...
20:46Simon's at his mum's.
20:49Don't worry, I'll...
20:49No.
20:50No.
20:51Nightlights in the front pocket.
20:53No, it's fine.
20:54Say, it's nice that he asked you.
20:58Yeah.
21:05Damage?
21:11Bloody hell.
21:14That's that side.
21:15Yeah.
21:17I wonder you don't stop moaning.
21:21Fuck you!
21:24Oh, my God, I'm leaking.
21:29You're so sexy.
21:47Are you here for the NCT?
21:50Yeah.
21:50Yeah.
22:01I've got a very good birth plan.
22:03It is a good one, actually.
22:04I plan to be hiding in a pub.
22:05That's my birth plan.
22:06You probably will as well.
22:10We've been doing hypnobirthing, haven't we?
22:12Yeah.
22:12Um, I want to go for a lotus birth, um, because I really think you should.
22:18Whereas I'm really, um...
22:23I can see.
22:31I'm really interested in vaginal seeding.
22:41I've made a playlist, um, that you're going to give birth on all fours, aren't you?
22:45Like an animal.
22:47Then it's sweets, uh, chocolate...
22:49Caffeine for you.
22:52Yeah, I'll need my caffeine.
23:01Um, yeah, uh, no, we haven't really considered it yet, have we?
23:09It's been quite hard to think of it as, uh, real.
23:21Well, maternity unit, midwife, midwifery unit.
23:28What's the difference?
23:31God knows.
23:35I want there to be doctors.
23:37You just put doctors.
23:39Yeah, capital letters.
23:41Yeah.
23:42Doctors.
23:44Tons of doctors.
23:46All the painkillers.
23:47Just put...
23:48Give me a look.
23:51Who do I want to be with me during the labour?
23:54What, dad?
23:57Good idea, yeah.
23:59Yeah.
23:59Mm-mm, I think your mum will come.
24:01Okay, that's good.
24:02I'd love that.
24:03She could stand there being fucking inane.
24:06Wow.
24:07It'd be perfect.
24:18Do you want to be there if it's forceps or vacuum?
24:24Oh, what's like here?
24:28The baby's guided out using a cap fitted to its head by suction.
24:32Shut up.
24:38Oh, my God, they're so gross.
24:41I don't know.
24:44Yeah, okay, whatever.
24:57Do we want to use a special L, D, or P room?
25:07There's an option for you to fuck those.
25:08Yeah, there actually is.
25:12Oh, we need to look this up.
25:16I think you really need it for me to spend the birth reminding you to be positive.
25:26It's weird how that's not an option.
25:28Yeah, I'd love that, actually.
25:30It's just useful.
25:31I'm reminded.
25:39I'm starting to worry this is actually going to happen.
25:44Don't be silly, so I'm going to fall apart.
25:47You'll have an affair.
25:48I'll end up getting divorced.
25:52I'm about 100.
25:53I'll end up getting divorced.
25:57What?
25:57What is it?
26:00And...
26:01PC out to me.
26:06You don't want to know.
26:15Hi.
26:15Come in, come in, come in.
26:17Excellent.
26:18Daniel, your dad's here.
26:20Sorry, I'm just on a Zoom.
26:21Jack and his dad seem to notice.
26:22It's the weekend.
26:24I can't find the bag.
26:26Coming.
26:27Could you drop him off a bit later tomorrow, like 5.36?
26:30We've got a scat.
26:32Absolutely.
26:33She's been a bit anxious since the 12 weeks.
26:37Have you packed your bazooka?
26:39No.
26:41Have you packed your whiskey?
26:42No.
26:42Gin?
26:43Gin?
26:43No wine, your beer.
26:44No.
26:45Oh, I know.
26:46You've forgotten.
26:47Have you packed your dolphin?
26:48Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
27:24Don't do this mate!
27:25No!
27:29I just cooked that whole meal for you!
27:31No!
27:31You're being unbearable!
28:11I love you!
28:28See, you're eating it.
28:33You know it's my job to teach you these things.
28:38What?
28:39Am I supposed to let you grow up thinking it's okay to reject food
28:43that your host has cooked for you?
28:45What kind of father would that make me?
28:51Seriously, what kind of father would that make me?
29:16Feel that?
29:29Sometimes they reckon if you eat ice...
29:31Oh!
29:33Wow!
29:34Did you feel that?
29:35Yeah!
29:40I think...
29:41I think his feet must be down there.
29:45Which means he's moving.
29:47Oh!
29:49That big one!
29:50Oh god, yeah!
29:58Okay.
30:02Nah, I'm in.
30:03I can't wait.
30:04Jamie cannot wait.
30:08Can you stop that?
30:10What?
30:10What?
30:11In it?
30:12Like, how's it come around so far?
30:15I don't know.
30:16I feel like it's an appropriate boner.
30:18That's why I'm gonna get around as well.
30:20Yeah.
30:24Well, I'll probably come to yours in like...
30:26and a half, maybe.
30:28But I still got some stuff to pack in every year.
30:38So...
30:40Stretch seats.
30:42Yep.
30:43What's this stretch seat?
30:49Okay, so...
30:50It's like...
30:51It's like it covers all his body?
30:55Yeah.
30:56Cold days.
30:57Bedtime.
31:04Booties.
31:06Socks.
31:06What the fuck are booties?
31:07Shoes.
31:09Shoes.
31:11It's called shoes.
31:13He's got his big coat.
31:15What about his cashmere?
31:16Oh, shut up.
31:17What?
31:17He won't wear cashmere.
31:19He won't take clothes.
31:20He won't take my thermals.
31:22Of course he won't take your bloody thermals.
31:24He needs layers.
31:25Would you have worn your dad's thermals?
31:26Ha ha.
31:28Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha.
31:30Ha ha ha ha.
31:32People are like...
31:33Great!
31:34You're pregnant.
31:36Now you can forget about it.
31:37Put all that behind ye.
31:38Yeah, cause it's easy.
31:40Shrug it off.
31:44we'll be sat here when we're icy
31:46and we'll still be thinking about them
31:56this is great
31:58oh god
31:59it's already set me up
32:06is that all the bacon?
32:09no
32:24yeah, Maya was like
32:26it's going to be amazing
32:29I just kind of nod and
32:31do that smile
32:34I know that smile
32:35yeah, it's great
32:36you do that to me
32:38funny when you're being poor
32:39we don't know if he's going to be healthy or whatever when he comes out
32:52what's he going to be like?
32:57what's he going to be like?
33:00oil
33:02don't need it
33:04the fat from the bacon
33:05it quits in its own fat
33:07exactly
33:11eggs
33:12right, you've got three options
33:14fried
33:15boiled
33:15scrambled
33:16poached
33:17that's four
33:25mum
33:27mum
33:28lisa
33:31there's no way of knowing who he's going to be
33:50I guess I'm worried about the birth itself
33:55no, it's fine
33:56I'm going to breathe through the pain
34:00hmm
34:02yeah
34:07the pain can be quite extreme though, can't it?
34:11yes
34:12which is why I plan to breathe through it
34:15it
34:19it's also terrifying
34:20I'm going to have to hold her hand
34:22I'm going to sleep in a chair
34:24listen to her screaming
34:26you've got earplugs
34:29if you're so loud
34:33we're not worried at all, are we?
34:35no, no, easy
34:36we like to keep positive, don't we?
34:40yeah, we're really positive people
34:42especially me
35:07what are you doing here?
35:09same as you, I reckon
35:10I don't know, for your sake
35:16oh, careful of the pint, careful of the pint
35:19oh, it's been a while
35:23yeah, no, what's it been like?
35:25a few months
35:26one, a few
35:27well, time flies only having fun
35:30always having fun, mate
35:31always having fun
35:35you look good, mate
35:37thanks for noticing
35:39you notice how I look now
35:42do I need to be worried?
35:43oh, yeah, you do, actually
35:45you need to be very worried
35:46uh-oh
35:49uh-oh's right
35:57happy birthday, mate
35:58you're gonna get into that
36:00yeah, yeah
36:03you want to sit on?
36:04yeah, yeah
36:12so how you been?
36:14you following me?
36:16always following you
36:17like a bad smell
36:19yeah, I wonder what it was
36:24how's everything with Amanda?
36:27and Olive?
36:29Olive, yeah
36:30yeah, yeah, yeah
36:32all good, mate
36:33all good
36:34it's all just
36:35like
36:37yeah, you know
36:37photos
36:43great about your baby
36:47oh, yeah
36:48congratulations
36:49thanks, yeah
36:50is it congratulations?
36:52oh, yeah
36:52yeah
36:53great
36:57I haven't really been telling anyone
36:59no, that's great, mate
37:01didn't want to tempt fate
37:02no, no
37:02uh, Matt mentioned it
37:04and
37:04yeah
37:04what have you done?
37:05we
37:07I know, right
37:09yeah, commiserations
37:10your life's over
37:13enjoy it while you can
37:16I like so
37:17yeah, can I have two
37:18five to nine
37:20actually
37:25we've been trying for a while
37:26no bad thing
37:29one way to get her to sleep with you
37:43it's been a difficult time
37:44to be honest
37:46because
37:47because we actually
37:49managed to get pregnant before
37:51yeah
37:51yeah
37:52can I get four pints
37:54do you want one?
37:55I'll get them
37:56I'll get them
37:56no, no, come on
37:57I'll get them
37:57no, I'll get them
37:58no, come on
37:58I'll get them
37:59I'll get a round
38:00a prony
38:01I'll get the next one
38:02five pints
38:03a prony
38:04and a guinness
38:04thanks
38:06thanks
38:06no
38:12so
38:13you were
38:14you were trying
38:15and
38:15oh yeah
38:16yeah
38:20it's been
38:21tricky
38:22really
38:23bit of a tricky time
38:25and
38:27we actually got pregnant
38:29three times
38:30previously
38:31I don't see
38:31but
38:34um
38:37yeah
38:43oh right
38:44yeah
38:48that must have been hard for Lisa
38:52yeah
38:52that must have been really tough
38:53yeah
38:54really tough
38:56but she'll be alright
38:57yeah
38:58nah
38:59of course
38:59yeah
39:00she's a tough one
39:01scary woman
39:05thanks
39:09at least it's all over now
39:11you're going to have a baby
39:12so
39:14so
39:16yeah
39:16well hopefully
39:18yeah
39:19you can put it all behind you
39:26I bet you were
39:26you were strong though
39:28were you
39:28nothing can knock the big guy
39:29huh
39:32uh
39:34nah
39:35not really
39:38I try to
39:39to be like
39:40positive
39:41and stuff
39:41be like
39:42a strong one
39:43but
39:45yeah
39:46they really work
39:55sometimes
39:55I think you
39:58you do something
40:00because it seems like
40:02obviously the right thing to do
40:05and
40:05even though you
40:06you've thought about it
40:08and you thought about it from
40:08like
40:10all the different
40:12angles
40:13that
40:13you think
40:14there is
40:16and it
40:17still just
40:18turns out to be a
40:21fucking
40:23catastrophe
40:32it's fun
40:33yeah
40:35oh yeah
40:36it's great
40:37I love it
40:48you're right
41:06you're right
41:15here you are
41:16thanks
41:17oh
41:18oh thanks
41:19a few more of these
41:24always
41:42yeah
41:43he's
41:43he's nearly ready
41:45Daniel
41:45your dad
41:49come in
41:50I'm good
41:51it's cold
41:52come in
41:53I'm good
41:54Simon's out
41:56I'm good
41:57I know
41:59what are you even doing up there
42:05what can we see
42:08can we see
42:09on the bus
42:16very peaceful
42:20how old
42:2214 months
42:24amazing
42:26I'm on my own
42:27so
42:29tell me about it
42:30I've got two
42:31two
42:33and don't live with them
42:34sadly
42:34it's not my choice
42:36oh that's really hard
42:38yeah I miss them
42:39I
42:44so you're a single dad then
42:48if you want to know if I'm single
42:49you can just ask me if I'm single
42:52sorry
42:52sorry I didn't mean
42:53nah I'm kidding
42:54I'm kidding
43:00hello
43:10hey
43:11hey
43:11hey
43:52Steven.
43:58Steven.
44:00I think I'm having contractions.
44:04What?
44:06I'm having contractions.
44:15Can you stop looking at me?
44:17I'm not looking at you.
44:21Stop looking at me!
44:26Oh God.
44:28I'm fine!
44:30Everyone is always overreacting at everything.
44:37People have been giving birth for thousands of years.
44:41They think it's going to be hard, so they make it hard.
44:46Whereas this is...
44:48It's a natural process.
44:50Yeah.
44:59It's ten minutes since the last one.
45:03Are you good?
45:07Yeah.
45:08Now I've got this.
45:09Have you got the car seat?
45:11I don't remember your breathing.
45:14You don't have to remind me to breathe.
45:16Oh!
45:29Oh!
45:30Oh, hey, hey, hey.
45:32Yeah.
45:33Yeah.
45:36They were every five minutes.
45:38Yeah, 60 seconds every five minutes.
45:41Well, now they've dropped it.
45:42Yeah, because of the car journey now about every eight minutes.
45:45And they are shorter.
45:47They've dropped to 45 seconds.
45:54What does that mean?
46:08I should have left them in the car.
46:11Yeah.
46:22Hi, sorry.
46:23My wife's having contractions in the corridor.
46:26And I was just wondering, is there any chance we're going to have in the room?
46:30She's Lisa.
46:31All my rookies.
46:56Yeah, she's just stood having contractions in a corridor.
47:00Yeah, she's on the list.
47:01So when a delivery room becomes available, she will be given it.
47:03Yeah, I know.
47:04But she's literally a woman giving birth in a corridor.
47:06Yeah, I can't just magic a delivery room out my arse.
47:10Yeah, I can see that.
47:16What's this?
47:18Oh, yeah.
47:19You're great, actually.
47:20You're the other standing.
47:28Okay.
47:31So, er...
47:32Quicks.
47:34Banana?
47:37I'm sorry.
47:38Yeah.
47:39We're having a outside a nimble.
47:41Do you like a flake.
47:45You have to make a bit of a plan if you don't have a flake.
47:49Oh, God.
47:51Yep, yep, yep.
48:13I'll get your leaf ring.
48:27Oh, God.
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53:14Oh, God.
53:17Oh, God.
53:20All right.
54:53Oh, fuck.
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