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00:00:04So I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:08All right, it's about that time.
00:00:10So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:13Uh, uh...
00:00:19Yeah, him.
00:00:21Hi!
00:00:22Just play along.
00:00:24Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:30Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:53You have a cute scar.
00:00:55It's just my birthmark.
00:00:58If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:02I don't want you to stop.
00:01:03I don't want you to stop.
00:01:34I was so drunk last night.
00:01:37I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:42I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:50Happy New Year.
00:01:51Sam, it's me.
00:01:53Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:55I don't care how, just do it.
00:01:58I will find you.
00:02:05Maximus, can't you get married already?
00:02:08Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:11I need grandkids.
00:02:13I need you to...
00:02:13Message received, Mom.
00:02:15I need to go now.
00:02:16I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:26Seven years.
00:02:28Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:30And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:39Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:41Boss, it's been years.
00:02:46I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:48Your vest, sir.
00:02:50But first, we found her fake Christmas wife.
00:02:53She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:54Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:56And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:02:58We can't have her know you're the Harrison Group CEO
00:03:00or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:02Good.
00:03:03Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:07Hi.
00:03:08One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:10And one hot chocolate.
00:03:13I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:16Now Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:22Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:24It's just for Christmas.
00:03:25But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:28Where's my real one?
00:03:37I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:39Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:49Tell me!
00:03:50Oh!
00:03:50What?
00:03:51What?
00:03:58Tell me!
00:03:59No!
00:04:00I'm sorry.
00:04:01I'm not your dad.
00:04:03No, I know you're my daddy.
00:04:04Just as handsome as I've had.
00:04:06Oh.
00:04:07Mommy, hurry!
00:04:09Your fake Christmas husband has arrived!
00:04:18I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:21He's gorgeous.
00:04:28Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:30Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:31She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:33Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:35You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:37So, you're my new Christmas wife.
00:04:40See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:43Hi, my name's Hyper.
00:04:44What's your name?
00:04:45Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:48Max, Aurelius.
00:04:49Eva.
00:04:51I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:55I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:58I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:05:01So, per hour agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:07$1,000 an hour?
00:05:09Well, yeah.
00:05:11It's $500 a day.
00:05:13Is that enough?
00:05:14That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:16Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:17That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:20You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:21Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:24Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown, and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:29And then my family will get off my back, so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:36So, she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:05:38Fine.
00:05:40But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:44Okay.
00:05:45Deal.
00:05:48Ready to go get married?
00:06:03Wow.
00:06:05Clean up nice.
00:06:06This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:08Pictures.
00:06:16Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:39I think we got it.
00:06:44Oh, I need some photos of us together, too, to prove to my parents that I'm actually married and have
00:06:51a happy family.
00:06:52Yeah, of course.
00:07:03Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:05From my family to you.
00:07:15Bad news, boss.
00:07:17The agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife bailed last minute.
00:07:21Wait, she bailed?
00:07:22Then who is...
00:07:26Who is she?
00:07:28Whatever.
00:07:29It doesn't matter.
00:07:31I've got what I need.
00:07:34Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:36I already found someone.
00:07:42Okay, well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:46Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:47Christmas shopping?
00:07:49I should come.
00:07:51Look, if you want me to be the husband in this fake-it-to-your-family plan, I think I
00:07:55should have some say in the gifts.
00:07:57It'll make it more believable.
00:08:01Fine.
00:08:02Yeah, fine.
00:08:03Okay.
00:08:04You can come.
00:08:12Let's go.
00:08:13Which mall are we going to?
00:08:14Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:16Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:29Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:34Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:40She does kind of look like him.
00:08:45So when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you.
00:08:50Here, let me get this.
00:08:53I'm going to love you, Max.
00:08:56Oh, so I was, uh, thinking that since we're married, we should probably kiss once or twice in front of
00:09:07them.
00:09:08Okay.
00:09:08Should we use our tongues or?
00:09:10No, no, definitely not.
00:09:12And absolutely no.
00:09:14Sex?
00:09:15Yes.
00:09:16This is strictly business.
00:09:18Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
00:09:22What?
00:09:23Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:26I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:32Let's go.
00:09:39Here.
00:09:40What are you doing?
00:09:41I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:45Well, I'm not your woman.
00:09:47And this isn't a real relationship.
00:09:48And I don't want your money.
00:09:52Attention shoppers, all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:5550% off pies?
00:09:56Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:09:5812 pumpkin pies.
00:09:59Did I hear this right?
00:10:00They're the best kind.
00:10:02Hurry up and go.
00:10:02Go.
00:10:03What are you standing here for?
00:10:06Hello there.
00:10:07Hi.
00:10:07You ready?
00:10:08Yes.
00:10:08Yeah.
00:10:08Just these things.
00:10:09Okay, great.
00:10:11We have a holiday special today.
00:10:13Spend $500, get 10% off, and you are just short $15 if you want to take advantage of the
00:10:18deal.
00:10:18Oh, great.
00:10:19Yeah.
00:10:19Uh, what do you have that's just $15?
00:10:22Will you get a move on?
00:10:24I just got here.
00:10:26Relax.
00:10:27Yeah, yeah.
00:10:30Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:32Okay, thank you.
00:10:35Hurry up and pay.
00:10:39I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:41You can wait your turn.
00:10:47Damn.
00:10:47My fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:55Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:10:56Not the pies.
00:10:56Not the pies.
00:10:57We can just set those on top.
00:11:03Hi, guys.
00:11:05I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:11Of quarters.
00:11:13Thank you so much.
00:11:14Of course.
00:11:14I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:17She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:18Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:11:20Just to give it away.
00:11:23Merry Christmas.
00:11:24Merry Christmas.
00:11:30Merry Christmas.
00:11:30Do you do that often?
00:11:33As often as I can.
00:11:38We should go.
00:11:39We got to pick up paper.
00:11:43Watch out.
00:12:03you done feeling me up
00:12:06shut up
00:12:07sorry I was just in character wife
00:12:09well stay out of character
00:12:11until Christmas
00:12:17and don't be late
00:12:29Harrison group
00:12:31do you do construction for them or something
00:12:34sort of
00:12:35not that I'm judging I just
00:12:37need to get my story straight or my mom
00:12:39will eat both of us alive
00:12:41why don't we say that you do mid-level management
00:12:43for Harrison group
00:12:44I think that's respectable
00:12:47can we pick another company
00:12:48no
00:12:49Harrison group is perfect
00:12:51and they'll find it impressive
00:12:53my cousin's husband works for them too
00:12:54so
00:12:55it's perfect
00:13:00oh and uh
00:13:01wear something nice for Christmas dinner
00:13:03don't worry
00:13:04okay I clean up nicely
00:13:06I wouldn't embarrass you
00:13:09too much
00:13:31let's go Sam
00:13:32it's time to check out the new HQ site
00:13:34hold on
00:13:35you're covered in water
00:13:36and you have a hair on your shoulder
00:13:37and it's not yours
00:13:40it's my daughters
00:13:42daughters
00:13:43give me a DNA test
00:13:45for that little girl
00:13:46that he's with
00:14:01hey there they are
00:14:02hey
00:14:03nice to meet you
00:14:06aww
00:14:07dad
00:14:07so much you made it
00:14:08aww
00:14:09we missed you
00:14:10so
00:14:11where's this mysterious
00:14:13husband we heard all about
00:14:14he's coming
00:14:15please don't tell me
00:14:17Maximus bailed
00:14:18good good good
00:14:20so
00:14:20heard you got a new hubby sweetie
00:14:23when's he arriving
00:14:25aww
00:14:26it's probably just some story
00:14:27she cooked up
00:14:28to stop people talking
00:14:29poor thing
00:14:30not surprising
00:14:32I mean
00:14:32she's 30
00:14:33once a woman hits that age
00:14:35you become undateable
00:14:36plus a kid looks so bad
00:14:39on dating apps
00:14:42this is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas
00:14:46Auntie Pamela
00:14:47Debbie
00:14:48my dating life
00:14:49quite frankly is none of your concern
00:14:51we're only worried about you
00:14:53all these years without a husband
00:14:56zip it Pamela
00:14:58you know you always spoiled her rotten
00:15:01and look what happened
00:15:02she got knocked up out of wedlock
00:15:04raising a kid all alone
00:15:06I'm not alone
00:15:07mm-hmm
00:15:08and what does this mysterious husband do
00:15:14he's a manager
00:15:15manager
00:15:16of what
00:15:18trash
00:15:20probably a cover for criminal activity
00:15:24you don't have to lie to us Eva
00:15:27actually
00:15:30he's right here
00:15:33oh wow
00:15:36wow
00:15:37he is really good looking
00:15:39ah must be AI
00:15:41mm-hmm
00:15:42congratulations Eva
00:15:44on your Photoshop skills
00:15:45fake
00:15:46that's enough
00:15:47she's our daughter
00:15:48and your niece
00:15:49show some respect
00:15:51remember last year
00:15:52when I introduced you
00:15:54to my husband's nephew William
00:15:56and you turned him down
00:15:57well guess what
00:15:59William works for the Harrison group now
00:16:02makes 500 grand a year
00:16:05that's half a million
00:16:07half a million
00:16:08half a million
00:16:08girls are lining up for him all the way to New York
00:16:12and speak of the devil
00:16:17Willy you made it
00:16:29there you are
00:16:31oh look at you now
00:16:33living the dream
00:16:35oh just think Eva
00:16:37well you could be driving around in a car like that
00:16:40had you not married that criminal waste manager
00:16:43so married huh
00:16:45is it serious
00:16:48that's what marriage is
00:16:49it's pretty serious
00:16:51wow
00:16:51you must have rushed the tithing out huh
00:16:54makes sense though
00:16:55you not being a hot young thing anymore
00:16:58dragging that kid around with no daddy
00:17:01a bullet dodged Willy
00:17:04meanwhile you're climbing the Harrison group ladder
00:17:07that's right
00:17:09just bought this brand new suit
00:17:11my Christmas bonus
00:17:13women love a man in red
00:17:15sexy
00:17:16like Santa Claus
00:17:18wanna sit on my lap
00:17:20don't touch me
00:17:21oh so entitled
00:17:23Williams
00:17:24a successful man of taste not waste
00:17:27and yet for some reason
00:17:29he's willing to overlook your baggage
00:17:32I mean look at that car
00:17:34could your husband afford anything even close to that
00:17:37think of the life I can give you and Piper
00:17:39with all my Harrison group money
00:17:41ditch your nobody husband
00:17:43and marry me instead
00:17:46I wouldn't marry you
00:17:47if you were the last man on earth
00:17:53my mom would never marry
00:17:55she already has a husband
00:17:56he's gonna kick your butt
00:18:02is that so
00:18:03well
00:18:03well then
00:18:04where is he?
00:18:05because
00:18:06I don't see him
00:18:07does anyone see him?
00:18:11no
00:18:11just like I thought
00:18:14telling lies
00:18:14just like mommy
00:18:16that puts you on the naughty list
00:18:19and let me show you
00:18:20what happens
00:18:21naughty children
00:18:24hey
00:18:25mommy
00:18:26are you okay?
00:18:28see your hands
00:18:29oh my god
00:18:30I wanna take her in
00:18:31and get her packed up okay?
00:18:32come on
00:18:33let's go
00:18:35what the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:37how dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:42let me go
00:18:43now why would I go and do a thing like that
00:18:46when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:48let me go
00:19:03touch my wife again and I will snap every finger that you've got
00:19:11Max, you came.
00:19:12Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:16Where's Piper?
00:19:18William Hitter?
00:19:20Mom, Dad, have taken her inside.
00:19:21Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:24Well, well, well.
00:19:26If it isn't a waste marriage or I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:30That's right.
00:19:32Now I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:35Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:38It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:39I'm Max.
00:19:40Eva told us all about you.
00:19:42From New York.
00:19:43Polite.
00:19:44Handsome.
00:19:45Just like she said.
00:19:47Wow.
00:19:48He was an AI.
00:19:50See?
00:19:50He's real.
00:19:52And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:55Son of a bitch.
00:19:56You just ruined my suit.
00:19:58And watch the way that you drive that...
00:19:59That pristine automobile.
00:20:02Gap.
00:20:03Car?
00:20:04Oh, my God.
00:20:05That's worth more than a house.
00:20:07That car.
00:20:08It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:13Wait.
00:20:14Are you?
00:20:19Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:22And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:25I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:27You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:29You stole it.
00:20:30That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:20:32Jesus.
00:20:33How did he get away with it?
00:20:35That's what I want to know.
00:20:37Enough.
00:20:38Please.
00:20:40I trust my daughter.
00:20:42She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:45Max, be honest with me.
00:20:47Where did that car come from?
00:20:50How much do you want for it?
00:20:52I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes.
00:20:55So, you need a breath mint.
00:21:00All right, that's it.
00:21:01I'm calling the cops.
00:21:02Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:04Wait.
00:21:05What?
00:21:06Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:09Oh, well.
00:21:11Too late.
00:21:18Listen, hon.
00:21:19I believe you.
00:21:20But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:24Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:21:26It's my car.
00:21:27Okay?
00:21:27It's not stolen.
00:21:29Yeah?
00:21:29If it's yours, then prove it.
00:21:32Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:21:35Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:36Okay.
00:21:37I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:39But then you have to get lost.
00:21:40And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:21:43Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:46Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:21:48Loser.
00:21:49Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:21:54Jesus, maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:56It's kind of sexy, though.
00:22:01Here.
00:22:01Title and proof of ownership.
00:22:11Mr. Harrison?
00:22:15Mr. Harrison?
00:22:18Mr. Harrison?
00:22:20Just play alone.
00:22:23Very Christmas, Willie.
00:22:24Now get the fuck out of here before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:22:29Yes, sir.
00:22:30I'm so sorry, sir.
00:22:32Please, let me see.
00:22:33Please.
00:22:44Oh, that William, what a jerk, huh?
00:22:48He fooled me.
00:22:49What can I say?
00:22:50Hey, let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:22:54Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:56Oh, come on, Eva.
00:22:57No, we were just looking out for you.
00:23:00Oh, please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:23:02You know my youngest son is graduating soon.
00:23:05Do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:23:08A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mail room would open doors.
00:23:13We are family, aren't we?
00:23:15We are family, aren't we?
00:23:16Family takes care of each other.
00:23:18If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone
00:23:22else.
00:23:23Abigail, come on, talk to her for us.
00:23:26Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:29Yeah.
00:23:30I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:23:32My daughter is just far too busy for your best life, my new son-in-law.
00:23:38Come on, guys.
00:23:39Let's go in.
00:23:40Welcome to the family.
00:23:44Welcome.
00:23:45Come on in.
00:23:50This is your fault, Pam.
00:23:52You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:23:56My fault.
00:23:56You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, will ya?
00:24:09Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:11And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:14And how do you...
00:24:14I told you.
00:24:15I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:17I have a friend in high places.
00:24:19A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:24Yes.
00:24:25It's the season of giving.
00:24:27He knows people.
00:24:28Has connections.
00:24:30He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:24:32You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:34Yeah, and you best not forget it.
00:24:35Capisce?
00:24:36Oh, my God.
00:24:37Just don't blow your cover.
00:24:40Dad!
00:24:40Mom!
00:24:41Thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:24:44Oh, honey.
00:24:45We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking...
00:24:52I think they get it, hon.
00:24:55Uh, how's Piper?
00:24:57Oh, she's fine.
00:24:58One of you guys just gets settled in and we will go check on her.
00:25:02And after your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:25:07Great.
00:25:07See you in a bit, shall we?
00:25:10What are you doing?
00:25:12Okay.
00:25:14Hey, was that not a, uh, breach of contract?
00:25:20Relax.
00:25:21It was just a hug.
00:25:23Ugh.
00:25:25We just got here and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:28You'll be okay.
00:25:29It's just one week.
00:25:30Kill me now.
00:25:31Well, I would, but I need to get paid.
00:25:38What are you doing?
00:25:40That's weird.
00:25:42They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago.
00:25:44I don't know, something just falls off.
00:25:47That's ridiculous.
00:25:48I mean, what do you want him to do?
00:25:51Make him promise to prove him?
00:25:53Something like this.
00:25:55Later.
00:25:58Let's go.
00:26:02Here we go.
00:26:05Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:26:07Everything looks amazing and happy holidays.
00:26:10To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:26:13Aw.
00:26:14Welcome.
00:26:15Cheers.
00:26:16Thank you, Ms. Smith.
00:26:17Looks great.
00:26:18Oh, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:20I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:26:25But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:29Mmm.
00:26:30Oh, no.
00:26:30Mom's testing him.
00:26:31She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:26:33You mean to tell me you two are married and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:40Ow.
00:26:41Eva, sweetie.
00:26:43Kicking my foot.
00:26:44Oh, sorry, mom.
00:26:46Oh, jeez.
00:26:47Come on.
00:26:47What's your...
00:26:48It's okay.
00:26:50Look, mom, of course he knows it.
00:26:51I would like to hear Max say it.
00:27:0612 pumpkin pies.
00:27:08Did I hear this right?
00:27:09They're the best kind.
00:27:11Well, of course, it's pumpkin pie.
00:27:14See?
00:27:15Are you happy now?
00:27:17That's good, but something still falls off.
00:27:20Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:22We had a whirlwind romance and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:27:28But our marriage is real.
00:27:30I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:27:34Uh, now those are quality.
00:27:38Okay, well, then answer this.
00:27:41Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:44Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:48I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:27:51Well, um, it's...
00:27:54Silly face.
00:27:55Dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:27:57Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:28:00Silly face.
00:28:02I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:04Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:28:07Mm, it's blousers.
00:28:08It's nice.
00:28:10You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:13Well, believe it or not, Miss Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:28:16And I'm not just talking about William.
00:28:19I'll drink to that.
00:28:21I agree with you there.
00:28:22So, come on, guys.
00:28:23Let's eat.
00:28:24Come on.
00:28:37And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:28:40I have another room set up for Piper.
00:28:43Nice and festive for you.
00:28:45No complications, right?
00:28:47Sorry, honey.
00:28:48Uh, mom, you know what?
00:28:49I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:28:51Oh, honey, newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:56Oh, I just remembered.
00:28:58The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:28:59Something about water conservation.
00:29:02That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:29:0415 minutes?
00:29:06Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:07Just shower together.
00:29:10Shower together?
00:29:14Just shower together.
00:29:15Okay, you guys, have a good night, okay?
00:29:21You hurt her.
00:29:43Whoa!
00:29:44Whoa!
00:29:45Why are you stripping?
00:29:47Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on.
00:29:50Come on, we're wasting time.
00:29:51You have 15 minutes.
00:29:52Nice try.
00:29:53I am not showering with you.
00:29:55All right, suit yourself.
00:29:56More room for me in there.
00:29:58Not if I meet you there first.
00:30:16Come on, Max.
00:30:17Get out of the way.
00:30:19We agreed.
00:30:20Nothing physical.
00:30:21You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:23Relax.
00:30:24I won't touch you.
00:30:26Unless you say you want me to.
00:30:30But that'll cost extra.
00:30:33You're right.
00:30:34All right.
00:30:36I'm not.
00:30:40In your dreams.
00:30:43True to join me?
00:30:47I'm not.
00:30:52I'm not.
00:30:52I'm not.
00:30:57I'm not.
00:30:59I'm not.
00:31:01I'm not.
00:31:01I'm not.
00:31:01I'm not.
00:31:04You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have any shower or water left.
00:31:07You wish.
00:31:09Why aren't you getting in?
00:31:11Pray you'll fall for me.
00:31:13It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:15Oh yeah?
00:31:17True.
00:31:29Holy shit.
00:31:34This is going to be harder than I thought.
00:31:38I'll say.
00:31:39What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:31:42Still think you can resist?
00:31:45Baby.
00:31:47I don't think I want you.
00:31:53Max, I shut it up.
00:31:57Or maybe we should.
00:31:59Good God.
00:32:00He's such a good kisser.
00:32:02Why does this feel so familiar?
00:32:10Wow.
00:32:11You're so sexy.
00:32:21Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:23What?
00:32:24I didn't mean to cross anything.
00:32:26It's not you, Max.
00:32:27It's us.
00:32:28It's this.
00:32:29This is all an act.
00:32:30Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:32:32You're right.
00:32:35I'm sorry.
00:32:37I just don't need to be sorry.
00:32:39Just...
00:32:46That birthmark.
00:32:52What is that?
00:32:55It's him.
00:32:56The man from New Year's.
00:32:57Is he Piper's father?
00:33:02Why are you acting?
00:33:06Oh my God.
00:33:07Max is Piper's father.
00:33:10Are you okay?
00:33:11Yeah.
00:33:12I just...
00:33:13I just got lightheaded.
00:33:15I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:33:17Alone.
00:33:20Of course.
00:33:23We have a daughter together.
00:33:25Oh my God.
00:33:27What do I do?
00:33:34I'm gonna sleep on the floor.
00:33:36You can take the bed.
00:33:38Thanks.
00:33:40Hey.
00:33:42Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:44Look, fake marriage aside, I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:33:48So if there's something you need, I can help.
00:33:51I wanna help.
00:33:52He's Piper's father.
00:33:54He has a right to know.
00:33:57Um...
00:33:57Max?
00:33:59How would you feel if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:06A child?
00:34:08No, no, no.
00:34:09That's impossible.
00:34:10I'm very careful.
00:34:13Mostly.
00:34:15I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around.
00:34:18Family to me is a big commitment and I don't want any loose ends.
00:34:23You know?
00:34:24Right.
00:34:26He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:34:28I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:31Why do you ask?
00:34:33No reason.
00:34:34Just...
00:34:34Just curious.
00:34:35No, I feel like you're going somewhere with this.
00:34:39What?
00:34:41No.
00:34:42Well then, can I ask you a question?
00:34:45Shoot.
00:34:51Where did you get these?
00:34:52And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:55I did not get those.
00:34:57I don't know where those came from.
00:34:58Are you sure you're just not trying to break the contract?
00:35:04Give me that.
00:35:05Give me the...
00:35:06Give me the...
00:35:06Give me the...
00:35:07Give me the...
00:35:07Woo!
00:35:19Elon, the truth is...
00:35:21Is that I...
00:35:24Go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:35:27Just a second.
00:35:28Come in!
00:35:30Hey, hon.
00:35:31Oh!
00:35:32Sorry for interrupting, but Piper is asking for a bedtime story before I tuck her in.
00:35:38Think you could take this one, Dad?
00:35:39We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:35:42I can see that.
00:35:44Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:35:45I mean, if you don't... if you don't mind.
00:35:48Well, I had a boy.
00:35:49You know what?
00:35:50Just put a shirt on.
00:35:51I'm gonna go get her.
00:35:53Piper!
00:35:53Here comes Grandpa!
00:35:57He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, and away they all flew, like the down of
00:36:03a thistle.
00:36:04But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,
00:36:09Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a good night.
00:36:15If Piper knew he was her real dad, she'd be over the moon.
00:36:20Good night, Piper.
00:36:25Is her dad still around?
00:36:27Yeah, but he doesn't know it, because you are her dad.
00:36:31Uh, no.
00:36:32That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:36:40Do you really think so?
00:36:43From the bottom of my heart.
00:36:45Maybe I should tell him.
00:36:47He deserves to know.
00:36:54Max.
00:36:58You are Piper's father.
00:37:07I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:33Where's Piper?
00:37:35She must have snuck off while we were asleep.
00:37:40Where's Piper?
00:37:42She must have snuck off while we were asleep.
00:37:53God, he's such a good kisser.
00:38:03Just gonna kiss and run?
00:38:06Not on my watch.
00:38:11Yeah.
00:38:11Yeah.
00:38:12This.
00:38:13I remember this.
00:38:24Good morning, you two love bugs.
00:38:27How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:30Good morning, Miss Smith.
00:38:31It was great.
00:38:33Wonderful.
00:38:34Well, it's about to get even better.
00:38:38Oh, no.
00:38:39What is that?
00:38:40Sardines and Saltines.
00:38:42It's a Smith family classic.
00:38:44It was my gram gram's favorite during wartime.
00:38:47Don't be shy.
00:38:48Go ahead and grab a handful.
00:38:50Max, you don't have to.
00:38:52No, no.
00:38:52It's okay.
00:38:53It's a Smith family staple.
00:38:56Oh.
00:38:57There we go.
00:39:15Good?
00:39:16Mmm.
00:39:17Good?
00:39:18Scrunched.
00:39:20Well, you two better get dressed.
00:39:22You gotta go see Aunt Miranda.
00:39:26Could I, um...
00:39:27Could I have some water, please?
00:39:28That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda and her brood this year.
00:39:32What's the deal with them?
00:39:34Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:39:36Says Piper's a fatherless brat and I'm...
00:39:40Hey, don't worry.
00:39:42I'll protect you and Piper.
00:39:46Better have Sam on standby tonight.
00:39:48Just in case.
00:39:50Well...
00:39:51Looks like it's time to get dressed up, then.
00:40:04Wait.
00:40:05That earring.
00:40:06Wait.
00:40:08That earring.
00:40:09You like it?
00:40:10I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:40:13Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:40:16I don't really remember the details, but...
00:40:18Luckily, I was able to find a new pair.
00:40:22Right.
00:40:23It's just a common earring.
00:40:24Anyone can have it.
00:40:26Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:40:28She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:40:32So, Ava and Piper still aren't here.
00:40:36But Derek said that Ava got married.
00:40:39What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:43An aging single mom.
00:40:45Slim pickings.
00:40:47I heard.
00:40:47He's in waste management.
00:40:49That explains it.
00:40:51She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:40:54Oh, please, Miranda.
00:40:55Ava is your niece.
00:40:57Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:40:59Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:41:03Her track record speaks for itself.
00:41:05Exactly.
00:41:05Not like my Sierra.
00:41:07Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:41:12Oh!
00:41:13They're here!
00:41:14Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:21Merry Christmas.
00:41:22Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:22Merry Christmas.
00:41:24You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:41:26I am.
00:41:27I'm Eva's husband.
00:41:29Max.
00:41:29Pleasure to meet you. Welcome.
00:41:31You're Eva's husband.
00:41:33But you're gorgeous.
00:41:37But as handsome as you.
00:41:39Look at you two.
00:41:40You look like you just stepped out of a movie.
00:41:43Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:44Merry Christmas.
00:41:46This is from Max and I.
00:41:47Oh, my goodness.
00:41:48Thank you, Eva.
00:41:49Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:41:52Oops!
00:41:53Oh, my bad.
00:41:54Ooh!
00:41:54A homemade gift.
00:41:57How thrifty.
00:41:58Not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:42:01Mommy's right.
00:42:02You mean a little hack.
00:42:03You little.
00:42:06You will not lay a hand on my daughter.
00:42:08Or you will lose yours.
00:42:11I think you broke my wrist.
00:42:14Look what you just did to my mother.
00:42:16My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:42:19He could ruin your life.
00:42:32Mommy, are you okay?
00:42:34I'm fine.
00:42:35I'm just wet, honey.
00:42:36Yeah.
00:42:37It's okay.
00:42:37It's okay.
00:42:40What are you?
00:42:42Ow!
00:42:43Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:42:46Did you just slap me?
00:42:48Next time, it'll be a closed fist.
00:42:50You're a fucking psycho.
00:42:51You know what, Sierra?
00:42:52I can take your little insults, but leave my family out of this.
00:42:57Her family.
00:42:59She needs me.
00:43:04You okay, honey?
00:43:06Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:43:08Do something.
00:43:09You don't know who you're messing with.
00:43:11I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me.
00:43:14Oh, wow.
00:43:14I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people.
00:43:20Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:43:23Let's call him.
00:43:24I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:43:27Please, who do you think you are?
00:43:30Enough!
00:43:32There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:43:36Fine, Dad.
00:43:37Let it go, Nathan.
00:43:39They're just jealous.
00:43:42For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:43:44I think you owe Nathan a thank you.
00:43:48I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you.
00:43:52Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:43:53Alright, that's enough.
00:43:55Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:44:09We'll be here.
00:44:12We'll never wait for you.
00:44:13OK, I'll let you go.
00:44:14OK.
00:44:18Is this a joke?
00:44:19Can you please pass me some food hold it who said you could eat anything else my husband and I
00:44:26paid for this feast
00:44:30My husband and I paid for this feast
00:44:34King crab fresh from Alaska and grass-fed wagyu
00:44:39Three times the price
00:44:41Fifty times the flavor and you don't get a single bite
00:44:44It's just petty. Maybe so, but gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders fine
00:44:53Then we won't stay and eat with you. Come on. Let's go. No, no
00:44:57Don't you dare leave our family dinner?
00:45:00Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like I know dear. I just want to have our family together
00:45:06Fine. We'll let the strays sit and eat with us. They're a stray than a bitch. What was that?
00:45:16I
00:45:17Just want to have our family together
00:45:19Fine we'll stay
00:45:24It's okay, sweetie. We'll get something right after like drive-through. I
00:45:30Hope you enjoy food poisoning. That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present
00:45:36No strays
00:45:38Al, please, are you okay?
00:45:40Yes, please
00:45:41You hit my child
00:45:43You're fucking crazy!
00:45:44Well, if you teach her some manners, maybe I wouldn't have to
00:45:51Don't worry, baby. I'll handle it
00:45:56Don't worry, baby. I'll handle it
00:46:01Piper
00:46:03Sweetie, are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:46:09Okay, sweetheart. Give me two minutes and one phone call
00:46:12As if you have a chef on speed dial
00:46:15Actually I do
00:46:18He's such a liar
00:46:19This ought to be hilarious
00:46:21Oh, it will be
00:46:24Sam
00:46:26Yeah, send the troops and bring that king crab from Antarctica
00:46:30I'm already on my way
00:46:35Bring that king crab from Antarctica
00:46:37I'm already on my way
00:46:40You hear this guy?
00:46:41He wants the best king crab in the world
00:46:44From Antarctica
00:46:46Now I get why you married him, Eva
00:46:48His silly delusions are just adorable
00:46:51Max, what are you doing?
00:46:54Don't worry about it, sweetheart
00:46:55Santa's already on his way
00:46:57Actually, five, four, three, two, one
00:47:07A helicopter?
00:47:08A helicopter?
00:47:14There's no way
00:47:20How did you pull this off?
00:47:22Sam is like family
00:47:23I thought I'd introduce you to
00:47:24Thanks, boss
00:47:27Boss?
00:47:28Eva's always been genuine with me
00:47:29Maybe it's time she knew who I really am
00:47:32Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth
00:47:36I'm Maximus Harrison
00:47:39You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:47:43Mm-hmm
00:47:46Come on
00:47:48You can stop kidding around
00:47:50If you were the CEO, why would you be here pretending to be my husband?
00:47:54No, I actually am the CEO
00:47:56Come on, you can stop the charade
00:47:58Okay, this is just another favor from that bigwig friend, isn't it?
00:48:01Eva, I'm not pretending
00:48:04Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab as you requested
00:48:16How is this possible?
00:48:19This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:48:25Who are you?
00:48:27I told you, I'm Eva's husband
00:48:30That chef called him Mr. Harrison
00:48:32Wait, no, hold on
00:48:36You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:48:41You're worth more than some whole countries
00:48:42Hmm, some of the small ones
00:48:45I mean, you know that
00:48:47You work for me
00:48:48Oh, God
00:48:49I insulted my own boss
00:48:52I'm finished
00:48:53Oh, God
00:48:58I insulted my own boss
00:49:00I'm finished
00:49:02Didn't think Max would commit this hard
00:49:04Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move
00:49:06Worth every penny I'm paying him
00:49:08For tonight
00:49:09Your feast ends
00:49:11And with that, your career
00:49:13You're fired
00:49:15Fired?
00:49:16Sam
00:49:21Fired?
00:49:21Oh, God
00:49:22I can't be fired
00:49:25What?
00:49:26Mr. Harrison, please
00:49:27You can have as much crab as you want
00:49:29Please, Mr. Harrison
00:49:31I'll do anything
00:49:32Guys, take out the trash
00:49:39And you
00:49:41Oh, me?
00:49:43Mr. Harrison, come on
00:49:45That was a Christmas joke
00:49:46A family tradition
00:49:48Yeah, well, there's a new family tradition
00:49:51Sam?
00:49:55Will you do me the honors?
00:49:58Gladly
00:50:03Merry Christmas, Aunt Maria
00:50:04Oh, my God
00:50:07Father, do something
00:50:09Well, you kind of deserve that
00:50:12I'm leaving
00:50:13Mmm, pumpkin, my favorite
00:50:20Come on, sweetie
00:50:22Daddy had the scrapped line just for you
00:50:25Eat as much as you want
00:50:26Thanks, Daddy
00:50:30I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas
00:50:32I just couldn't take them treating you like that
00:50:35Honestly?
00:50:36This is the best Christmas I've ever had
00:50:38Well, if you want, we can have many more
00:50:40Just like this
00:50:42Does he really mean that?
00:50:44Or is he just playing the part?
00:50:46I can't tell
00:50:47And that terrifies me
00:50:53Merry Christmas, Mrs. Harrison
00:50:55I brought you a gift
00:50:56Here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl
00:50:58Oh, this is wonderful!
00:51:07Sam, I have a granddaughter!
00:51:10Tell me everything
00:51:11Miss Eva Smith
00:51:12Single mother, small town gal
00:51:14Didn't finish high school
00:51:16Currently works in retail
00:51:17Oh, Maximus, I thought I raised you better
00:51:21A high school dropout?
00:51:23In the Harrison family?
00:51:25Not a chance
00:51:30She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:51:33Maximus seems to like her
00:51:35Silence!
00:51:35Get me the address where she works
00:51:37It's Happy Heels on Broadway
00:51:39That's nice
00:51:41We own that one
00:51:42Good work
00:51:43But take off that stupid hat
00:51:55Thanks
00:51:56So your dad insisted that I try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years
00:52:02Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law
00:52:04And how about you?
00:52:09Me?
00:52:10Yeah
00:52:12Are you happy with your new husband?
00:52:18Eva
00:52:29That birthmark
00:52:30Family to me is a big commitment
00:52:33And I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:52:37Maximus, there's so much we don't know
00:52:39So much we're not telling each other
00:52:40Ugh
00:52:43No feelings, no complications
00:52:44That's what we agreed upon
00:52:45Hey, I didn't sign a contract
00:52:48Max
00:52:49Yeah, I guess you're right
00:52:52Well, it's cold
00:52:54Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood
00:52:58Max
00:53:00I need to tell you something
00:53:03I need to tell you something
00:53:04Something important
00:53:05What's gotten into her?
00:53:07Is she hiding something?
00:53:09Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:53:11Yeah
00:53:12I haven't been completely honest with you
00:53:17Piper is...
00:53:20Piper is...
00:53:21Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts
00:53:24Sweetie!
00:53:25Oh my gosh
00:53:26It's all swollen
00:53:27Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier
00:53:29Listen, you stay here with Daddy
00:53:31Mommy's gonna go get a first date kit, okay?
00:53:35Come on, Piper
00:53:39Okay, let me see
00:53:43I promise
00:53:44I won't let anyone hurt you or Mommy again
00:53:47But that's not true
00:53:48You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:53:53Uh...
00:53:53Daddy!
00:53:54No!
00:53:56Well...
00:54:02Don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:54:07Well, maybe I don't have to leave
00:54:10Well, maybe I don't have to leave
00:54:12Really? Please stay, Daddy
00:54:18You think it was Scar?
00:54:23Hmm...
00:54:24I wouldn't worry about it
00:54:25Scars make you look like a badass
00:54:27I have one, too
00:54:30Dad...
00:54:31I got that when I was about your age
00:54:32Some punk came at me with a switchblade
00:54:35Really? No way
00:54:37No, it was actually a cactus
00:54:40But it's still cool
00:54:43I have something like that on the back of my neck
00:54:49Piper, how long have you had that?
00:54:51My mom said I had that when I was born
00:54:58And how old are you?
00:55:00Six
00:55:01Six? That one night stand was about seven years ago
00:55:04Okay, I found the first date kit
00:55:07Evar, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:55:11What do I even say?
00:55:12Hey, and how do I explain it to Piper?
00:55:15Sorry, honey, this man's your dad
00:55:16And he didn't know you existed until now
00:55:21Um...
00:55:22Yeah...
00:55:23Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:55:26Eva
00:55:31Okay, look...
00:55:35Piper is...
00:55:40Go on...
00:55:41Go on...
00:55:47Ah, must be an emergency
00:55:50Excuse me...
00:55:51Sorry, I'm gonna take this...
00:55:59Mommy, are you okay?
00:56:02Yeah...
00:56:03Mommy's just realizing she's a coward
00:56:06I don't even have the guts to tell the truth
00:56:10Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:56:13I'm telling you, Max
00:56:14That woman is manipulating you
00:56:17She's a high school dropout
00:56:18Doesn't even have a decent job
00:56:21And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:56:23I'm Eva's husband
00:56:24Max
00:56:25That man has no idea
00:56:27What a treasure
00:56:29He's missing out on
00:56:33I'm sorry, Max
00:56:35You can't know Piper's your daughter
00:56:37Your mother would take her away
00:56:38After Christmas
00:56:39It's over
00:56:42Eva?
00:56:44Maximus?
00:56:45Are you even listening to me?
00:56:47No, Mom, Mom, listen
00:56:49I'm sorry, okay?
00:56:50Eva's my wife
00:56:51And I've made up my mind
00:56:52I'm not leaving her
00:56:55Eva?
00:56:59Hello
00:57:01Thank you, I need that
00:57:04Aw, thanks, Mom
00:57:07This is for you, Grandma
00:57:13Oh, wow
00:57:15That's so cool
00:57:16Did you make it?
00:57:17Derek, this is from
00:57:19Eva and I
00:57:20Aw, thank you so much
00:57:22Thanks, guys
00:57:24I'll glide through here
00:57:26God
00:57:27Oh
00:57:28Wow
00:57:29Damn, these are nice
00:57:30Thanks
00:57:31Grandpa
00:57:32Language
00:57:32Little ears
00:57:34Nice
00:57:38Piper
00:57:39Piper
00:57:39Do you wanna go see your present?
00:57:41It's in the other room
00:57:41By the train set
00:57:42Here, I'll go with you
00:57:43Remember the song that we sang?
00:57:45Ready? Ready?
00:57:46Grandma got run over by a reindeer
00:57:48What we got, guys?
00:57:49Walking home from our house
00:57:51Christmas Eve
00:57:55You never told me
00:57:59Have we met before?
00:58:04Have we met before?
00:58:07She's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:58:12I don't know what you're getting at
00:58:15Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper
00:58:26I don't know what you're talking about
00:58:27Lots of people have birthmarks
00:58:29They're very common
00:58:29I feel so awful
00:58:31But I can't lose my child
00:58:33No matter how I feel about him
00:58:37Maybe
00:58:40Are you okay?
00:58:43Are the clogs a bad idea?
00:58:46No
00:58:47I'm fine
00:58:49Um
00:58:51Oh
00:58:52I almost forgot
00:58:55I got you this
00:58:57You got me a gift too?
00:58:58Tis the season
00:59:00Open it
00:59:13Gloves
00:59:15Did you make these?
00:59:17Yeah
00:59:18I know this is a fake marriage
00:59:20But
00:59:21That's Christmas
00:59:22You've already done so much for me
00:59:24I just wanted to do a little something for you
00:59:28How did I feel?
00:59:30Warm, right?
00:59:31Yeah
00:59:33Warm
00:59:35Soft
00:59:38Perfect
00:59:42Thank you, Eva
00:59:44I've never gotten anything this meaningful before
00:59:48Really?
00:59:50Yeah, my mom
00:59:51She partied all the time
00:59:52And I got gifts
00:59:54Plenty of them
00:59:55But
00:59:57I don't think she ever bought one herself
01:00:01Nothing personal
01:00:03Well, you deserve it
01:00:05You're a good guy
01:00:07And
01:00:08Someday you'll
01:00:09Find
01:00:10Someone special
01:00:11To
01:00:11Spend all your Christmases with
01:00:14What if that day's today?
01:00:19What if I already found someone special?
01:00:21Right here
01:00:24Right here
01:00:51If you want me to stop
01:00:52You better tell me right now
01:00:59Come on
01:01:00I don't want you to stop
01:01:02Come on
01:01:07No matter how many years pass
01:01:09I still can't resist him
01:01:24I want you
01:01:31I don't want you to stop
01:01:33Oh god, you are driving me
01:01:36I can't even say
01:01:37Oh god, you are driving me
01:01:37I can't even say
01:01:40I can't even say
01:01:40Piper
01:01:43Piper
01:01:50Piper?
01:01:52She can't see us
01:01:54She can't see us
01:02:10Mjaw
01:02:15Grandma! I'm up here!
01:02:29That was way too close
01:02:31Yeah
01:02:32We would have gotten on the naughty list
01:02:37Sometimes it's fun to be naughty
01:02:42Can I still unwrap my present?
01:02:47You still have been giving me mine
01:02:53Let me give it to you
01:03:31Why are you calling me to serve me?
01:03:37Hello?
01:03:38Hello Eva Smith
01:03:39I'm Max's mother
01:03:41Name your price
01:03:42What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:03:46What?
01:03:47We both know my son is way out of your league
01:03:50Take the money
01:03:51Leave my granddaughter with us
01:03:53And go
01:03:54My son will find a better wife
01:03:56And a better mother for his child
01:03:58Piper is my daughter
01:03:59And no amount of money you offer
01:04:01Could ever make me give her up
01:04:02So you keep your money
01:04:04And I'll leave on my own
01:04:05But I am not handing Piper over to you
01:04:10Well there's my beautiful wife
01:04:16You okay?
01:04:21Look we made it through Christmas
01:04:24So I think it's best we go our separate ways
01:04:28What are you talking about?
01:04:30It's over
01:04:31It's not that hard to understand
01:04:36Eva, wait
01:04:40So last night meant nothing to you?
01:04:47Well Max
01:04:48It's not real
01:04:49None of it was real
01:04:51So
01:04:52This is just a goodbye
01:04:55Didn't realize I was so disposable for you
01:04:57Look
01:05:00Last night
01:05:03I let my guard down
01:05:04But I'm a mother
01:05:05And my choices affect Piper
01:05:07And being with you
01:05:08Can mess up everything between us
01:05:10Just tell me what you need
01:05:12I'll do whatever it takes
01:05:14To be a good husband
01:05:15A good father
01:05:17Just say the word
01:05:23You don't get it
01:05:26You don't get it
01:05:34I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York
01:05:40I won't give up on us
01:05:42I won't give up on us
01:05:57Are we here?
01:05:59Yes
01:06:01As much as I don't want us to be
01:06:03We're back
01:06:07Piper
01:06:07Sweetie wake up
01:06:09We're home
01:06:14How can she just walk away?
01:06:23Don't forget you have to meet my mom
01:06:25It's part of the agreement too
01:06:27Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:30You promised
01:06:32Eva I haven't asked you for much
01:06:34Can you do this for me please?
01:06:37All right fine
01:06:38When?
01:06:41Two days
01:06:42I'll come pick you up
01:06:43No need
01:06:45Just send me the address
01:06:46Mommy either
01:06:52I know you and Mommy thought
01:06:55But she still really likes you
01:06:57So don't give up
01:06:58Okay Daddy?
01:07:00Thank you sweetie
01:07:01If there's one thing you should know about your daddy
01:07:03I always fight for the ones I love
01:07:25Eva's meeting my mother today
01:07:27Time to finally tell her the truth
01:07:29Boss?
01:07:31Boss?
01:07:35Lady and gentlemen
01:07:36I am so sorry
01:07:39I need to go win back my family
01:07:41Family?
01:07:42Boss are you okay?
01:07:44Never better
01:07:47Go get her Max
01:07:51Give it your best smile
01:07:53Ah there he is
01:07:56Maximus darling
01:07:57I have some prospects for you
01:08:00Nice high society girls
01:08:02From the city
01:08:06Oh
01:08:08I told you
01:08:09I already found the woman I love
01:08:17Maximus stop this
01:08:18That evil woman is scamming you son
01:08:23Tell me what kind of woman you want
01:08:25And I'll find you another
01:08:26You are heir to the Harrison dynasty
01:08:29No I'm not
01:08:32Oh
01:08:33I work in waste management
01:08:35And I'm a secret crime boss
01:08:37I'm Eva's husband
01:08:38And I'm a father
01:08:41What?
01:08:56Oh that's her
01:08:57The woman who got my son head over heels
01:09:02Hi welcome in
01:09:03Can I help you find something?
01:09:05I want to try those
01:09:10Awesome I'll get them for you right away
01:09:13Are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:09:19No no no
01:09:20I know what I want
01:09:21Size 7
01:09:24Oh baby can't even walk
01:09:26But she wants $3,000 heels
01:09:28Come on
01:09:29She wants the white shoes
01:09:36Ignore her
01:09:36She's just grumpy over the holidays
01:09:38Here let me help you
01:09:40Come on
01:09:45She seems kind
01:09:51I shouldn't be that impressed
01:09:53She's just doing her job
01:09:56How do they feel?
01:09:58Well I love the style
01:09:59But it's too small
01:10:01I think I need a size up
01:10:03Maybe my feet are still growing
01:10:08Right away
01:10:09I'll be right back
01:10:11She's not only kind
01:10:12I mean she's patient
01:10:13Was I wrong about her?
01:10:30Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:10:33Well who gives a shit?
01:10:36She can't walk
01:10:39That's just pure evil
01:10:43Oh come on St. Eva
01:10:46Oh come on St. Eva
01:10:47She's in a wheelchair
01:10:48Who cares?
01:10:49It's the last pair
01:10:50I get paid commission
01:10:57I am not doing that Vanessa
01:11:00See?
01:11:02This is your whole problem
01:11:04This is why you'll always be broke
01:11:09I don't care if she can walk
01:11:11I don't care if she can walk or not
01:11:11I'm not selling her junk
01:11:14She has to deal with people like this?
01:11:17People who insult her all day?
01:11:20I'm your manager
01:11:25Sell the old bitty the shoes
01:11:27Or you're fired
01:11:34Did I stutter?
01:11:39You don't have to fire me
01:11:43I quit
01:11:49I don't work here anymore
01:11:52Listen
01:11:52Don't buy the shoes
01:11:54They're broken
01:11:56And spend your heart and money elsewhere
01:11:57Okay?
01:11:58You're a good person after all
01:12:01Looks like I misjudged you
01:12:04I'm sorry?
01:12:07Why are you still here Eva?
01:12:09Get out!
01:12:15You're not disabled?
01:12:17Selling a broken heel
01:12:19To someone you thought was handicapped?
01:12:22Absolutely shameful
01:12:23Who are you?
01:12:24I am the chairwoman
01:12:27Of the Harrison Group
01:12:29And the owner of this store
01:12:32You're Eleanor Harrison?
01:12:34Mother of the CEO?
01:12:36I am
01:12:37And you my dear
01:12:38Are fired
01:12:40What did I do?
01:12:44You are a good person
01:12:47From now on
01:12:48This store is yours to run
01:12:53Are you serious?
01:12:56That's right
01:12:57Don't be nervous child
01:13:00You are professional
01:13:02Responsible
01:13:03Far better than that two-bit manager
01:13:09You
01:13:10Out
01:13:11I'll leave
01:13:15I'm leaving
01:13:18I
01:13:19I
01:13:20I
01:13:20I feel like I'm dreaming
01:13:22No
01:13:23Don't worry
01:13:24You're getting a promotion
01:13:26You deserve it my dear
01:13:30Thank you
01:13:31First assignment
01:13:32I want that row
01:13:35And that row
01:13:36And the entire display case
01:13:39Pack it all up
01:13:41And bring it to my house
01:13:43Okay
01:13:43Yeah
01:13:46Once we're home
01:13:47I'll tell her
01:13:48I'm her mother-in-law
01:13:50I can't wait
01:13:51To finally meet
01:13:51My granddaughter
01:13:59She's the mother of a CEO
01:14:01Of course she lives like this
01:14:12Mrs. Harrison
01:14:14I'm here with your delivery
01:14:18Max?
01:14:19Eva
01:14:20What are you doing here?
01:14:23I uh
01:14:24There you are Eva
01:14:27Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly
01:14:29My new daughter-in-law
01:14:33What are you talking
01:14:37That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group
01:14:42Well I tried to tell you but
01:14:43Stop
01:14:45And you
01:14:46You lied to me at the store
01:14:49You were both just testing me
01:14:51Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:14:54I'm sorry Eva
01:14:55I thought you might be using my son
01:14:57Just after his money
01:14:59But I was wrong
01:15:00Eva please
01:15:01I don't deserve to be treated like this
01:15:03Not every working class girl is after your money
01:15:07How could you think that of me?
01:15:08It's not like that dear
01:15:10Eva what are you talking about?
01:15:13Mom
01:15:14What did you do?
01:15:15I was just trying to get the two of you back together
01:15:18We're not together
01:15:20And I can't love something that was never real
01:15:26I made a horrible mistake
01:15:29What are you waiting for son?
01:15:31Go after her
01:15:35Eva
01:15:36Let me go
01:15:37I swear it's not what you think
01:15:39We come from two completely different worlds
01:15:41Stop pretending like you care
01:15:42I'm not pretending
01:15:43Okay I can't fake what we have
01:15:45And everything I've done for you
01:15:47And Piper
01:15:48This is real
01:15:53Touch my wife again
01:15:55And I will snap every finger that you've got
01:15:57Max you came
01:15:59God you are driving me fucking insane
01:16:03I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband
01:16:06A good father
01:16:07Just say the word
01:16:12See?
01:16:14Stop fighting
01:16:17We belong together
01:16:20You're wrong
01:16:21Wrong about what?
01:16:23That you care?
01:16:25Or we belong together?
01:16:26Look I already told you
01:16:28We're from two completely different worlds
01:16:30Now I held up my end of the deal
01:16:32And I met your mother
01:16:33Like we discussed
01:16:35I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin
01:16:40Eva
01:16:43Eva
01:16:46I'm sorry Maximus
01:16:47Walking away is the only choice I have
01:16:55Ow
01:16:57Are you okay mommy?
01:16:59Yeah sweetie I'm fine
01:17:01Come here
01:17:10No you're not fine
01:17:12You're sad
01:17:15I'm okay sweetie
01:17:18I miss daddy too
01:17:23I want Max to be my real daddy
01:17:28Don't you want to be with him?
01:17:31Love bug
01:17:33You're right
01:17:34What am I doing?
01:17:35Running like a coward?
01:17:39I've always taught you to be brave
01:17:41Now it's time for mommy to be brave too
01:17:45I believe in you
01:17:46What are you going to do mommy?
01:17:49I know exactly what to say to him
01:17:54Maximus deserves to know
01:17:56Piper is his daughter
01:18:03Enough sulking
01:18:04Go get your wife and my grandbaby back
01:18:08Don't you think I want to?
01:18:10She doesn't want me
01:18:12I didn't raise you to give up
01:18:14Your daughter is still out there
01:18:15You can't abandon her
01:18:17Mom you don't get it
01:18:18I made a deal with Eva to play my wife
01:18:22And Piper she was an added bonus
01:18:25What are you talking about?
01:18:28I already ran a DNA test
01:18:31Piper is your daughter
01:18:33What?
01:18:35See for yourself
01:18:41I was right
01:18:43Seven years ago
01:18:45New years
01:18:46That woman was Eva
01:18:57Eva
01:18:59Hey
01:19:01Daddy
01:19:03Daddy
01:19:04Piper
01:19:07I missed you so much sweetheart
01:19:15You came back
01:19:18I uh
01:19:22Don't forget to be brave mommy
01:19:30I uh
01:19:32I was scared
01:19:33But I don't want to be scared anymore
01:19:36Because what we have is real
01:19:37And it's worth fighting for
01:19:40Sweetheart I have
01:19:42Something to tell you
01:19:44I have something to tell you too
01:19:48Piper is your daughter
01:19:50You knew
01:19:51My sweet granddaughter
01:19:53Mama
01:19:58I just found out for sure
01:19:59A few minutes ago
01:20:00But you've known this whole time
01:20:02I was scared
01:20:03Okay I didn't know
01:20:04If you were going to take her from me
01:20:05I didn't know
01:20:06How you were feeling
01:20:08How could you not know
01:20:10How I felt
01:20:22I love you Eva
01:20:25I love you too
01:20:27I promise
01:20:28For the rest of my life
01:20:29I'm going to make it up to you
01:20:32As long as we're together
01:20:34It doesn't matter where we are
01:20:45Will you marry me Eva
01:20:48For real this time
01:20:50Yes
01:20:51Yes of course
01:20:52I'll marry you
01:21:05Looks like you're stuck with me
01:21:07The next Christmas
01:21:08And the Christmas after that
01:21:09And forever
01:21:12I wouldn't have it any other way
01:21:20Who's that?
01:21:22Eva!
01:21:25Take me back
01:21:27I'm sorry
01:21:28I struck you tired
01:21:32Looks like I have to take out the trash
01:21:35Again
01:21:38No?
01:21:39Not funny?
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