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00:05There's no loo roll. There's no loo roll. Didn't you order any? Lisa! There's no bloody
00:19loo roll. Lisa! I thought we had some in the cupboards. Jesus Christ. I got tea all over
00:45me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got burning hot tea all over my hand. Come on, move. Get back
00:51to your car. He pulled out. You can't move, Nick. Come on. Let's go. Let's get in the car.
01:07Should be on the cup seat while driving. You pulled out. Oh my god. Are you actually
01:11kidding me? Wait, guys! They say it'll dry it enough, so... Well, everything crossed.
01:17Yes. It's been such a long time since we had some sun. It's been unbearable. Sorry going
01:25on about the weather. I've been in this country too long.
01:34Where are you? See if you can work it out. What are you doing? I'm flying a kite. Get out
01:53of bed,
01:54come on. Dinner's ready. I'm alright. You can't just lie in bed. Is that what I'm doing? Sorry,
02:04I'm such a lazybones. Fucking come on. What the fuck are you doing? Just come and have your dinner.
02:09It'll burn my mouth. Well, you can fucking blow on it then, couldn't you? I spent all that time
02:15cooking, and now you're just... Don't try to pretend you've been slaving away
02:18in the kitchen. What? Just come and have your dinner. Oh my god, what's wrong with you?
02:21What's wrong with you? What the fuck's going on?
02:36My dreams are up in arms because they say they can't compete.
02:42Stephen. Stephen. Stephen.
02:49Stephen.
02:49Left unfinished.
02:55When you move to kiss me...
02:59Ow!
03:02Now each word bursts like a volcano
03:07Cause there's nowhere else for this love to go.
03:15I grabbed a keyboard and a microphone
03:19Cause there's nowhere else for this love to go.
03:28And now, I just can't believe
03:32I found someone to say it was me.
03:36He's still here.
03:38The way!
03:40Let the people out on the spot.
03:42Yeah.
03:49He's tall.
03:49Don't tell me.
03:50Don't tell me.
03:56That's me.
03:58I can't believe I'm coming back.
04:00But I can't believe I'm coming back.
04:03I can't believe I'm coming back.
04:05I can't believe I'm on the phone.
04:06I can't believe I'm coming back.
04:14this is great
04:19I'll send someone down
04:21fantastic thank you
04:43great setup you got here
04:46what a view
04:49wow amazing
04:51no it's great to see it at last
04:55thanks for inviting me
04:57I just I told work I had a family emergency
04:59they were like go go so
05:00here yeah they were like
05:04go go family over everything
05:06so yeah they'll believe anything
05:16I'm pregnant
05:18you're the father and I'm leaving you
05:24sorry
05:25I'm pregnant
05:27you're the father and I'm leaving you
05:29I thought I should tell you to you first
05:34what are you doing
05:35I'm pregnant you're the father
05:37alright don't show it again
05:41I appreciate the time that you've taken to come here this afternoon
05:43can you stop talking like a robot
05:46you're like
05:47I appreciate this I appreciate that
05:50it's hilarious
05:54you were on the pill
05:56were you on the pill or weren't you on the pill
05:59you fucking what
06:01you just assumed I was on the fucking pill Dave
06:03oh so you're a liar now as well
06:06okay right
06:06that's interesting
06:09yeah
06:10wow okay
06:11no that's very interesting
06:12because I trusted you
06:14but no you have to break my trust
06:16wow okay
06:17probably never trust anyone ever again
06:19I'm actually I'm seeing a whole other side to you
06:22actually
06:22so thank god I'm getting out while I still can
06:27just just
06:28have a think
06:30for a moment
06:32you
06:33uh yeah
06:37what kind of person
06:39is told that they're going to be a father
06:41and responds like this
06:49yeah
06:50well done
06:51very clever
07:08you'll need me in Singapore
07:10this is weird Dave
07:11I know how hard it can be for a woman
07:13especially a beautiful woman
07:14to have a struggle in that environment
07:16or like any environment
07:17because of the patriarchy
07:19and um everyday sexism
07:21and that thing that you said men do
07:22when their eyes keep glancing at your tits
07:23are you not coming to Singapore?
07:26okay
07:27um look
07:28pregnancy is actually a really hard time for
07:30we're splitting up
07:31mentally so let's sleep on it
07:32we're splitting up Dave
07:34I've told everyone I'm moving to fucking Singapore
07:39they're really excited for me
07:42but no
07:43you want to let all those people down
07:45wow okay
07:45that's interesting
07:46yeah no that's very interesting
07:48says a lot
07:52you are destroying your son
07:55here we go
07:56you're trivial
07:57you're selfish
07:58and your atheism is cheap
08:00lazy and pretentious
08:01oh go and cry to Jesus
08:03you fucking moron
08:07go to church with your ugly fucking family
08:10go on
08:10okay
08:11your mum is a fat bitch
08:14you will never find a man
08:15who loves you like I do
08:44okay
08:46okay
08:47So tell me, in your words, why you're here?
08:52Well, we've had three miscarriages all in the past 14 months,
08:58and with different variations of horror.
09:05And I think we just...
09:10I don't know, why are we here?
09:14Yeah, no, I think it's just the same, really.
09:24Alicia's been finding it really hard, so it's important, I think,
09:30for us to come here and try and sort some of this out for her.
09:38Yeah, move on.
09:41And what do you hope to get out of it?
09:47I just want to help her, really.
09:49I'll do anything.
09:51And I said that, haven't I?
09:53All done.
09:54But what do you hope to get out of it for yourself?
10:00I just like her to feel like she's able to move forward from it all.
10:09And then we can start trying again.
10:15What about for you?
10:19I just told you what for me.
10:23I told you what I want for me.
10:25I told you, like, three times.
10:27I can tell you again if you want me to tell you again.
10:42Shall we stay in and watch a film on Saturday?
10:45How long does that need us?
10:48Past it.
10:57Is this Danish film?
11:00Yeah, bear with me.
11:02Sounds great.
11:04It's about this couple whose house grounds down.
11:08Really selling it to me.
11:10Yeah.
11:12But I've read it's really good.
11:29Danish film.
11:31What?
11:31A couple whose house grounds down.
11:58Okay, so, one, it's Danish.
12:00It gets good reviews.
12:02Those fuckers will have anything if it's foreign.
12:04Me wiping my arse will get a good review if I did it in Danish.
12:07And two, they're house grounds down.
12:10I think that's real Saturday night film, isn't it?
12:13I just thought it might be interesting.
12:15Oh, did you?
12:16A little film about house burning down might be interesting.
12:19Okay.
12:19That's real Saturday night.
12:20That's some real Tess Daily shit.
12:23What do you want to get Tess Daily sitting there on Saturday night fucking?
12:27What's the husband called?
12:30What's the husband called?
12:31Lisa.
12:33What's the husband called?
12:35What's the husband called?
13:24Hi, hello, oh you're looking great, oh thank you, you guys always look amazing.
13:31We get younger every year.
13:33Oh, I don't know about that.
13:34I do.
13:35Garage door?
13:36Yes.
13:37No, I was looking at it from the outside.
13:38We've had it repurposed.
13:40Oh, wow.
13:41Have a look if you like.
13:43We finally got fed up of sharing an office.
13:49It's just been under Harry's bed.
13:51No, yeah, it's our, um, I remember, it's our university stuff, isn't it?
13:56Yeah.
13:57There's a few bits of Harry's in there, some CDs, a pair of gloves.
14:02Yeah, we're happy to keep it, it doesn't take up any room.
14:05Look, I think the lamp was your mum's.
14:21I'll, um, take it.
14:25Yeah.
14:27Thanks.
14:29Mum won't want the lamp.
14:30Oh, no worries.
14:32No, you've got so much more room in here now.
14:35Now I'm rid of him.
14:36It is a much better use of the space.
14:38It's been quite dramatic, actually.
14:41And from the garage, I have a lovely view of the garden.
14:43You love the seasons.
14:44Yes, the turning of the seasons.
14:46And you keep the car in there?
14:47Just on the driveway, yeah.
14:48It's fine most of the year.
14:49And then in the winter, we've got a windscreen cover.
14:52Oh, great.
14:53I've heard good things.
14:54Oh, we swear by them.
15:03Well, thanks for popping over.
15:05Oh, no, it's been great to see you.
15:09Lovely to see what you've done with the house.
15:11Been a game changer.
15:16Electric.
15:18Yes.
15:19Yeah, we were thinking of making the switch.
15:20I think once the infrastructure's in place,
15:23a lot more people will.
15:36I'm pregnant.
15:42I didn't want to say it in front of Janice.
15:49Congratulations.
15:50I still love Harry.
15:51I promise you.
15:55It was just a sort of, um,
15:59like a drawn-out fling.
16:01I miss Harry, like I...
16:04It's okay.
16:05No, I promise you, I miss him.
16:06I miss him so much.
16:09I dream about him.
16:14And then I wake up and...
16:17and I'm alone.
16:23I miss him so much, I promise you.
16:29I miss him every second of every day.
16:33I promise you.
16:35I promise you.
16:37I promise you.
16:52I'm not continue to say the truth.
16:54I'm a Burro
16:54I miss him.
16:54I miss him.
16:55I miss him.
16:59I miss him.
16:59Okay, so let's go.
17:54Here he is, eh?
17:56Are you alright then?
17:57I'm alright.
17:58It's alright.
17:58It's alright.
17:59It's alright.
17:59It's alright.
18:00It's alright.
18:01It's alright.
18:02It's alright.
18:03It's alright.
18:03It's alright.
18:05It's alright.
18:06It's alright.
18:08It's alright.
18:09It's alright.
18:10I'm going to do a drink after the day I've had.
18:13I'm going home.
18:16It's a paddle.
18:18Oh God.
18:19I haven't had a client meeting about a flat roof replacement.
18:22It looked like quite a simple one.
18:24It would have fit in a nice little gap between a couple of much bigger jobs we've got lined
18:27up.
18:32So, he knows he's going to be late.
18:35What do you do?
18:36You call her head.
18:39This is Babel.
18:42He turns up.
18:4340 minutes late.
18:46And the client's furious.
18:48Obviously.
18:52Right.
18:53I'll see you up there.
18:54Yeah.
18:54Yeah.
19:15Here we go.
19:16Oh.
19:17Nice up there.
19:21How's your week been?
19:23Let me sit down first.
19:25What do you want to sit down for?
19:26Oh, it's my bones.
19:27I'm getting old.
19:28You're old, what am I?
19:29Ancient.
19:31Oh, look.
19:32He's thirsty tonight.
19:34Last spin.
19:35Oh, he'll carry you home.
19:37That's about one sip.
19:38That's enough for you.
19:39That's enough for you more like.
19:41Hey.
19:43Oh.
19:43Oh.
19:43Damn.
19:44I'm not taking this.
19:45Hold on.
19:47Come on, mate.
19:48You're killing me.
20:07Ha.
20:18Ha.
20:27Sorry.
20:28Nah.
20:33Wrong glass.
20:34Yeah.
20:35Nice, sir.
20:36I asked for the branded ones,
20:37but ...
20:37It affects flavor.
20:38Thank you, yes.
20:39It's actually completely different.
20:41for a reason, didn't I?
21:02That's Lisa.
21:05Let me have a drink first.
21:07Good.
21:08I'm starting to worry about you.
21:11Hmm.
21:13Lisa's good, yeah.
21:17Pregnant?
21:20Nope.
21:24It's all good.
21:27Her parents are over.
21:29Great.
21:30Bit of company, eh?
21:31Yeah, they'll have a nice chat.
21:33Slagging you off.
21:34Here's Bernie.
21:37Yeah.
21:40No, they're going for a curry, so...
21:42Nice, yeah.
21:42Bit of food, bit of company.
21:45Time will do the rest, eh?
21:46Oh, totally, yeah.
21:49Yeah.
21:59And how are you?
22:02I'm great.
22:04Yeah.
22:05Great.
22:06Yeah.
22:07All good.
22:08Fantastic.
22:09Yeah.
22:09Great.
22:14Yeah, nah, it's...
22:16It's all diet.
22:19Yeah.
22:20Yeah.
22:23But...
22:23It's all good.
22:24Eh?
22:25Yeah.
22:25Yeah.
22:32Obviously, some days can be a bit like...
22:34Ah!
22:35Ah!
22:37Yeah.
22:39Give me heavier, give me heavier!
22:42Ah!
22:44Ah!
22:45Ah!
22:46Ah!
22:46Ah!
22:46Ah!
22:47Chin up, eyes forward, eh?
22:50Yeah.
22:52Keep calm, carry on!
22:55I love those posters.
22:56Ooh!
22:58Yes, yeah.
22:59Keep calm, carry on!
23:01Yeah!
23:02Yeah!
23:04Yeah.
23:06You can get it in, like, a cup.
23:08Yeah.
23:09Cups, T-shirts, posters.
23:11Amazing.
23:16Oh!
23:17Cheers!
23:18Oh!
23:18Oh!
23:19Oh!
23:19Oh!
23:19So we're having cheers, yeah?
23:20Oh, yeah!
23:21Sorry.
23:22No, no.
23:23My bad.
23:23Should have fallen with me for it, eh?
23:25Standards are slipping, my son, eh?
23:26Standards are slipping.
23:29Oh!
23:31Oh!
23:31Oh!
23:32Oh!
23:32Oh!
23:33Oh!
23:33Oh!
23:34Oh!
23:36Oh!
23:39Oh!
23:41Oh!
23:43Oh!
23:46Oh!
23:48Oh!
23:48Oh!
23:49Oh!
23:51Oh!
23:53Oh!
23:55Oh!
23:57And they'd sort of, like, rent PA services from us.
24:00Yes!
24:00But I do worry.
24:01It's fantastic.
24:03I've said it before.
24:04It's a fantastic idea.
24:05Thanks.
24:06But I do worry.
24:07All your ideas are fantastic.
24:09It's true.
24:09No!
24:10Oh, I sit there all day and I think, I wonder what my lovely Lisa's doing now.
24:15What exciting things are happening.
24:17You succeed in everything, love. We're very proud.
24:20Your work, your lovely marriage. Everything's going so well for you.
24:24Is everything all good in the food?
24:26It's delicious. It's absolutely perfect.
24:28No, it's incredible. No, thank you. No, it really is.
24:31I've never eaten such a fantastic meal in all my life.
24:41Honestly, Dad, I've rinsed her. Not just for her money, either.
24:48Can you hear me?
24:51I was just saying, I fucking, I've got it every day.
24:57Yeah, I can hear, yeah. Can you hear me?
25:01Dad?
25:12Yeah, so, uh, thanks for meeting up.
25:16I, uh, I just thought it'd be good to, to go through this again.
25:21Um, not sure I handled it very well the first time.
25:27Um, I think I'm quite instinctive as a person, and, oh, sorry.
25:32Carry on.
25:38I think I'm quite instinctive, um, as a person.
25:42I act on my instincts, um, which is a good thing.
25:46Uh, and I was kind of, um, ambushed with, like, three pieces of bad news.
25:52So, you, you can't judge a person for how they respond in, in moments of high tension.
25:57I mean, you just can't.
25:59It's like a scientific fact.
26:00I've done experiments.
26:02And, uh, I suppose, like, to be honest, you have kept this from me.
26:08You know, not just me being banned from Singapore, um, which I guess you've been plotting for a while.
26:14Uh, but the, uh, the pregnancy thing.
26:18You could have told me at any point.
26:21And you have kept that from me, too.
26:24And, I mean, that's...
26:26You haven't really covered yourself in glory, to be honest.
26:30Sorry, is this an apology?
26:34Uh, what do you mean?
26:35Well, he's got the shape of an apology and the tone of an apology, but the content of an attack?
26:44You're the one who's splitting us up?
26:47Yeah.
26:49You're the one who made me go all the way to your office, which, by the way, was fucking mental.
26:56This isn't a constructive response, Amanda.
27:02Well, this is interesting.
27:11You do know that my mum's dead, don't you?
27:14Well, okay, so you're actually doing this to someone whose mum's dead?
27:20Fucking hell.
27:20Come on!
27:21I'm joking!
27:22I'm joking!
27:23You take everything so seriously!
27:25Lighten up!
27:25I've got something really important I need to tell you!
27:54An hour!
27:55They were meant to be here literally one hour, five minutes ago.
27:59They've stood you up.
28:00Yeah, thanks, Kelly.
28:02I mean, who does that?
28:03Who leaves their mate waiting for an hour?
28:05Guess they just know how boring you are.
28:09Cheek!
28:10Can you believe this, Kelly?
28:11She's calling me boring.
28:13And I thought me and you were getting on.
28:15Oh!
28:45Oh!
29:24You're a little bit slow, because a little bit of a mess.
29:27Like...
29:31I wanted to try and get alive.
29:33Let me try again.
29:33I've got to try and eat this.
29:33I've got to try and eat this.
29:34You're a little bit strange.
29:34I never know why I know that.
29:34I was happy to try and eat this is...
29:35I knew I had to try and eat this before.
29:39I didn't try and eat this before.
30:10So, let's go.
30:23Oh, shut the fuck up.
30:25Don't speak to me like that, you prick.
30:27It's Saturday night.
30:29Yeah, I'm not having this conversation on a Saturday night.
30:44Seriously.
30:46What, it's Saturday night and you want me to watch a bunch of Danish people crying because
30:49their ass burnt down?
30:59Do you want to watch her come now?
31:06He said he was all good.
31:07He literally said that.
31:09He said he was all good.
31:12What do you want me to do?
31:13Tell him he's not all good?
31:15Oh, yeah, I'll do that, shall I?
31:16Hey, Stephen, son, your mum wants you to know you're not all good.
31:20He said he was all good.
31:23Then dish us up.
31:44Torch.
31:53He said he was all good.
31:57Are you stupid or are you just pretending to be stupid?
32:02Wow.
32:03That's rude.
32:04Of course he said he was fine.
32:05He just tells you what you want to hear.
32:09Come shake your head at me.
32:12Can you eat my dinner?
32:13Is that a crime too, that's one to eat my dinner?
32:16Hmm?
32:17Here, can I breathe?
32:18Is it okay if I breathe?
32:19Oh, my God, you're such a dick.
32:20You are being very rude.
32:22Sitting there shaking your head at me.
32:24I'm actually very disappointed that you're choosing a Saturday night to have this conversation.
32:35You want me some more?
32:36You both know you're having it for breakfast.
32:38So what's the point of every Saturday where you tell me to have some more when we both know you
32:44ordered it extra so you could have it for breakfast?
32:47Which actually, by the way, the smell of it in the morning makes me want to puke.
32:51This is what happens when I'm polite.
32:52Sitting there eating Chinese for breakfast.
32:54Great.
32:55Fine.
32:56I won't bother in future.
33:05I know what you're trying to turn this into.
33:07Am I going there?
33:08Yeah, of course you're not.
33:09Me with us again, though.
33:10Oh, are we not?
33:11No.
33:11Tell me you don't think about her.
33:15We're not doing this.
33:16Oh, you're fucking bollocks, Kevin.
33:18Tell me you don't think about her.
33:20You spend your whole life trying not to think about her, which is the same thing as thinking about her.
33:25That's why you can't look Lisa in the eye.
33:28That's why you were weird with her dad at the wedding.
33:30And you were weird at Erin's wedding.
33:31In fact, you're always a fucking dick at weddings.
33:34Because every time you look at the bride, you're thinking the same thing I'm thinking.
33:38You're thinking,
33:40That's what our daughter would have looked like on her wedding day.
33:45Just fucking admit it, you prick.
33:52Just fucking say something.
33:55I am not having this conversation.
33:57Great.
33:58Fuck yourself.
34:03Where are you going?
34:05Up your ass.
34:07I'm not letting you leave.
34:08What are you doing?
34:10I am not having Stephen take us back there.
34:13It's not happening.
34:14It's not happening.
34:16So sit down and eat your fucking dinner.
34:18Do you even remember how mad you were?
34:21With your fucking happy pills.
34:23And your parents being fucking idiots.
34:26And your trips to the grave.
34:27And me, worried every time you leave the house in case you lose your fucking nut again.
34:36You were bonkers, Fatty.
34:38You were a fucking loon.
34:43I'll see you later.
34:45Can't drive.
34:46Hey, you've been drinking.
34:47Fuck yourself.
34:49I'm sorry, Fatty.
34:50You can't drive.
34:51You've been drinking.
34:53You've been through what your son's going through.
34:55And you can't even talk to him about it.
34:57You can't drive.
34:58What is it you're avoiding?
34:59What is it you're scared you'll see if he looks into your eyes?
35:02You can't drive.
35:03You've been drinking.
35:06You can't drive, Fatty.
35:07I don't care you've been drinking.
35:09Fuck yourself.
35:09Fuck yourself.
35:31You alright?
35:36Do you want another one?
35:39Yeah.
36:00You're out of taxidermy or not?
36:03He's the scent of you.
36:10I'll see.
36:12Don't worry.
36:55So what do you think of her?
36:59What do you mean?
37:02What do you think I mean?
37:08Yeah?
37:13I thought it was right up and down earth.
37:16You're so slow.
37:19They're full of it on here.
37:22No.
37:23They reckon it's lyrical.
37:24No.
37:25Of course they know.
37:28Elegatic.
37:29Yeah.
37:31So you're scared to admit they're bald.
37:37They don't have anything with subtitles.
37:45You died again.
37:46You didn't.
37:47You didn't.
37:54Yeah.
38:00You didn't.
38:03You didn't.
38:03Yeah.
38:06Yeah.
38:19So what else do you think about the film?
38:27What did you think about what it showed about like a couple going through like change or loss or
38:40you didn't like how it showed it or it was all so happy itself yeah it was yeah so slow
38:53yeah right up it's
38:54on earth and the bloke was annoying
39:30you found the bloke annoying
39:38yeah he's so annoying
39:42in what way
39:46you found him annoying didn't you
39:49of course he was annoying the whole film was annoying
39:56but what did you find annoying about him
40:02what was it about him specifically you found annoying
40:13do you want to stop texting yeah yeah let me just
40:30keep asking if I'm all good
40:32keep asking if I'm all good
40:51in that situation the house burnt down she's lost like all the stupid art stuff the husband's job be there
41:00for her look after her and instead he's going to hurt her
41:02Just going around making it all about him.
41:05He lost a load of stuff too.
41:07No, but compared to like...
41:22So, he's crying, having a breakdown or whatever,
41:25but what does that achieve?
41:31He's allowed to cry.
41:33No, I know he's allowed to cry.
41:34Of course he's allowed.
41:35Can you just listen to what I'm saying?
41:37Yeah, listen.
41:42Okay.
41:45When stuff happens to us, for example,
41:48it's not for me, it's like, well-o, is it?
41:52It's not me that lost the baby, it's you that happened to you.
41:54It's you that had to have the...
41:57What was that?
42:00I've got to keep like, positive.
42:02Head up, eyes open, move forward.
42:04Keep calm, carry on.
42:06I'm just like, keeping on with my life.
42:11It's you that had to actually deal with the, like, the physicality.
42:23But it did happen to you.
42:26That wasn't my body, was it?
42:30It wasn't my body that had to go through all that.
42:32Because they were your babies.
42:37No, this is what I'm saying.
42:39They were your babies.
42:43You're not listening to me.
42:44They were your babies.
42:45Can you just let me speak?
42:47Is that okay?
42:48Don't get annoyed at me.
42:49I'm not getting annoyed at you.
42:51Okay.
42:52I'm not getting annoyed at you.
42:58I only had to deal with, like, the disappointment, if you want to call it that.
43:04And like, the crisis in the moment, which is fine.
43:09I was fine with that.
43:10And there is a level of, like, readjustment, I guess.
43:14They were your babies.
43:20But what I'm trying to say is I didn't have to...
43:22They were your babies.
43:25Can you stop saying that?
43:26They were your babies, though.
43:28Why are you being so annoying?
43:30Jesus.
43:34They were your babies.
43:37We made three babies together.
43:39And they all died.
43:43It's okay to follow.
43:46It's okay if you don't know what to do.
43:49It's okay to be broken.
43:51Your babies died.
44:10It's okay to be broken.
44:12Oh!
44:35I'm good.
44:36I'm sorry.
44:37No, don't be sorry.
44:40fucking hell
44:41it's okay if you need to
44:45I'm good honestly
44:48my point is
44:49okay
44:51can you not interrupt me please
44:53because it's like
44:54really annoying
44:56I'm trying to like say something and you're just like
45:05they're all like
45:07serious
45:08and sad and crying and stuff
45:10and oh boo here we go see a therapist
45:13spending 100 quid an hour
45:14whatever it is these fucking people pay
45:16but what they're actually missing is he's a mug
45:19a mug?
45:23yeah he's a mug
45:24okay
45:26he's all like oh yeah great we're married
45:28it's all going to be fine
45:30let's just cross our fingers and hope for the best
45:32and be like happy and smiley
45:33and we're all going to live happily ever after
45:36but he hasn't got a clue
45:37he hasn't got a fucking clue
45:39that's what they never show
45:41they have to make him all
45:43all serious and important
45:45but the guy is just a mug
45:46he's a child
45:47he's pathetic
45:50he's embarrassing
46:15you better get used to an early start
46:17when you have the baby
46:22yeah I'm often up early for work
46:24yeah but how early
46:26four or five
46:26yeah but I bet that's on a full night's sleep
46:28is it
46:30not always
46:31okay
46:35a TENS machine
46:36yeah
46:37I'm not sure what good a TENS machine will be
46:39when you've got a baby clambering out of your vagina
46:41don't worry about the epidural
46:43she's got a TENS machine
46:46Amanda's got a TENS machine mum
46:48for the birth
46:49TENS machine
46:51okay
46:52I'm just imagining his wife's
46:55don't worry about the epidural
46:57she's got a TENS machine
46:58yeah
46:59it might need more than a TENS machine
47:01well that's what I've been telling her
47:04I think
47:05it's just
47:07the way you went about it
47:10making me go all the way to your office
47:14and I know
47:15I could have done a lot of things differently
47:16but
47:19do you know when you
47:19cook back a burger
47:21from frozen
47:21and the outside's all
47:23warm and cooked
47:24and the middle gets still solid ice
47:27that's you
47:38where the hell have you been
47:40did you stop at Chicken Cottage
47:41did you stop at Chicken Cottage
47:43no I've been tracking you
47:46I saw you Gavin
47:47you stopped at Chicken Cottage
47:50don't lie to me
47:52I saw you accept my journey
47:54and then for 13 minutes
47:56your car paused outside Chicken Cottage
47:59I can smell the bloody chicken
48:08okay
48:09okay
48:13go
48:13go
48:14go
48:14go
48:14go
48:16go
48:29go
48:35One little piece of paper is called B1
48:37and it is used to make the book
48:38I said how to deal with it
48:57that's how it works
49:04Found this, yeah there's some real classics in there, I used to sing them with my nan.
49:21We could sing some, if you get a minute.
50:10Hey, how's work?
50:13It was a long one, wasn't it?
50:15Where's your leg?
50:28Hey!
50:30Hey!
50:45Oh, did you just pick a ketchup boy?
50:47Yeah, sorry.
50:49No, sorry.
50:51Oh, I thought you'd finished it.
50:53No, I haven't used it yet.
50:55Oh, sorry.
50:56No, sorry it's me, I'm all over the place.
51:01OK.
51:10Just ate it.
51:12Oh, what?
51:13Oh, what?
51:15You said you're hungry!
51:25You're just dating so I'll stop talking.
51:34Okay, there's no way to say this without saying anything.
51:40No one.
51:45Did I tell you what happened last night when I was leaving?
51:52You talking to me?
51:55So it's like quarter to five and she calls me in.
51:59Oh, you took five?
52:00Yeah.
52:01I'm basically packing up my bag at quarter to five.
52:06Mentally, I'm already in the car.
52:09He calls me in and says we need to have another chat about putting together a new HR policy.
52:16That is so boring.
52:21That literally couldn't be any more boring.
52:24There's only six of us in the office.
52:25You did not drop policy all day then.
52:27Eleven months ago.
52:29There's only six of us work there.
52:31Why do we need a HR policy?
52:33What's that?
52:35Eleven months ago.
52:37Check out my emails.
52:40There's only six of us work there.
52:42There.
52:44No one thing is recording here, Letitia.
52:49How was that?
52:52What are we here?
52:52You're doing nice to have a policy last year.
52:55The dreams are up in arms because they say they can't compete with you
53:02When you start the day with a little syllable
53:08Left unfinished
53:14When you move to kiss me
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