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Crush Alert! Love Request from My Enemy Full Movie
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00:00:04New Intimacy Level Unlocked
00:00:11New Skin Dangerously Hot is Equipped
00:00:20You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:23Maybe.
00:00:32What are you going to tell me who you really are?
00:00:34You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:37Such a dumb username.
00:00:39Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:44You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:45You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:47Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person. Or at least a photo.
00:00:52Maybe someday.
00:00:57Crap, I'm late.
00:00:59Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:03Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:11In the game of castle claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:16But on my first day at Edmunds Academy, I feel like a peasant.
00:01:21Watch it! This isn't public school.
00:01:25Forget your training wheels.
00:01:28At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:42Stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:46No!
00:01:48God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:51It's ruined!
00:01:58He's so hot.
00:01:59Hey!
00:01:59I told you to stop the car!
00:02:06I told you to stop the car!
00:02:06Oh my gosh, he's cold!
00:02:07He's so hot!
00:02:09He's so hot!
00:02:12Hey!
00:02:14What is wrong with you?
00:02:15Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:18Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:20What are you with me, son?
00:02:22What are you talking about?
00:02:24Why?
00:02:26I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:31You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:34Yeah, I break a lot of hours, buttercup.
00:02:36Okay?
00:02:39You should know that.
00:02:40I don't know who you are, but you were a-
00:02:43You were a-
00:02:44Eh-
00:02:45Eh-
00:02:45Mm-
00:02:47Asshole!
00:02:52All right, I broke something of yours.
00:02:56Sure, but-
00:02:57Hey, you got my attention.
00:03:01So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:08Don't do it Hailey
00:03:11Have a good day
00:03:15Don't do it
00:03:23Oh fuck
00:03:25Now we're even
00:03:26My last thought better not be broken
00:03:28I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen
00:03:35You just made the wrong enemy
00:03:39You just made the wrong enemy
00:03:41I'm going to make
00:03:43Every classroom
00:03:44Every hallway
00:03:46And every rumor
00:03:47In this school your personal nightmare
00:03:50I'm going to make your wife a living hell
00:03:53What's going on?
00:03:54Calls fighting the new girl
00:03:55Calls leaving the new girl
00:03:57Yeah, idiot
00:03:58I can see that
00:04:01Just met an unhinged person
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you
00:04:06Same
00:04:07Ran into a certified asshole
00:04:09Can't wait to see you in the game tonight
00:04:14Cole, do you need help?
00:04:15I can help you
00:04:18The new girl poured coffee on him
00:04:20This bitch thinks that she can just roll up
00:04:22And piss off Michael
00:04:23But he's not your Cole
00:04:24Shut up, Lindsay
00:04:26He's not yet
00:04:28Come on
00:04:30Hi
00:04:31I'm Jen
00:04:32And this is Lindsay
00:04:34Hi
00:04:36I'm Haley
00:04:36So nice to meet you
00:04:38You have first day jitters
00:04:39That's totally understandable
00:04:40We want to make sure you feel really welcome
00:04:42And so we'll take you to your locker
00:04:44Come in
00:04:45Bye bye
00:04:46Let's go
00:04:51There you go
00:04:52Thanks so much
00:05:14Aw, you're welcome new girl
00:05:16Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face
00:05:24Guacamole wizard
00:05:25Wow
00:05:26What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:30Give it back
00:05:31Hold on
00:05:33Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy
00:05:35You should come to Locker 83 right now
00:05:38Send
00:05:39Here
00:05:39Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:47I'm your friend first, Max
00:05:48At least check on me
00:05:50Oh, is it the online lover?
00:05:52Ah, chill, please
00:05:56No way
00:05:57What is it?
00:05:59Oh, that would clean goes to the school
00:06:06Please ignore that
00:06:07Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank
00:06:10Send
00:06:15What is wrong with you?
00:06:16You mess with Cole Edmonds
00:06:17And you're gonna mess with me
00:06:19Edmonds?
00:06:20What?
00:06:21You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:23Wow
00:06:24You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:28Stop recording me
00:06:31Jen is a new girl
00:06:33Wait
00:06:34Is the new girl
00:06:36Valley queen?
00:06:38There's no way the new girl is valley queen
00:06:40Could it be
00:06:41Jen?
00:06:44Ew
00:06:48Your enemy is our enemy, Cole
00:06:50And I just made sure that the new girl knows that
00:06:53No chances, Jen
00:06:54So is it
00:06:56She does look kind of cute
00:07:05Please ignore that
00:07:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank
00:07:09What was I thinking?
00:07:10Of course she's not my online lover
00:07:16Hey there, buttercup
00:07:18Keep walking, Haley
00:07:19Just keep walking
00:07:21You got a problem with shaving this morning?
00:07:23Or
00:07:24My name's Haley
00:07:25Wow, Haley
00:07:27I think you, uh
00:07:29You missed the spell on your upper lip right there
00:07:33What a coincidence
00:07:35So did you
00:07:36Hell no
00:07:40Oh, I'm sorry
00:07:41I forgot you don't even need shaving cream
00:07:43You're just a man-child
00:07:44With follicle issues
00:07:49Whoever ends up with her
00:07:50Must have failed an eye exam
00:08:04I was so relieved to see you
00:08:06Something happened and I lost the game
00:08:08I thought I'd never see you again
00:08:11I think it's time we call this what it is
00:08:14And what is this?
00:08:15What I think it is
00:08:17Is
00:08:17I want to be with you
00:08:19And you want to be with me
00:08:22As more than just friends
00:08:24Oh, thank God
00:08:26I honestly want that more than anything
00:08:27You're my soulmate
00:08:29Like, I like you so much
00:08:30Okay, well
00:08:31Since we're dating now
00:08:32Um
00:08:34I'm ready to send my photo
00:08:36Wait, really?
00:08:38Yeah
00:08:38Get ready
00:08:45Okay
00:08:46No face
00:08:47Just the boobs
00:08:49Is it a bad idea?
00:08:51But all my online friends said it's cool
00:08:53PG-13 nudes are harmless
00:08:55All the kids do this
00:08:57You'll love it
00:09:02Ugh, this lighting hates me
00:09:04Come on, Hayley
00:09:05Confidence
00:09:06You literally fight dragons online
00:09:13Okay
00:09:14Yeah
00:09:15That's actually kind of
00:09:16Oh my God
00:09:22Seriously?
00:09:23Hello?
00:09:24Anyone?
00:09:26Don't look at me
00:09:30Don't look at me
00:09:31Shut up for viable, are we?
00:09:33I don't think you're supposed to do it like that
00:09:35Get out
00:09:36Now
00:09:37Fine
00:09:38Out
00:09:39Damn it
00:09:44Come on
00:09:50How dare you
00:09:57Hold on
00:10:00Here's my name
00:10:00I'm from
00:10:00Arjen
00:10:00I'm from
00:10:04I'm
00:10:04You're
00:10:07You're
00:10:08Come on
00:10:10John
00:10:14And
00:10:14I'm from
00:10:17you're helping me i won't i didn't put on it but here we are
00:10:28excuse you these boobs are for someone else our little boyfriend do we that is shocking yeah
00:10:34actually and he'd probably kill you right now if you saw you were flirting with me flirting
00:10:38yeah don't lie to yourself i've got a girlfriend too my thoughts and prayers to her funny
00:10:44okay well can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways fine by me
00:10:51oh and um of all the purple bra by the way i like it in a weird way i mean
00:10:58i am my type but
00:11:00you know power theory and whatever would you just get out of here
00:11:11hopefully guacamole wizard will like it too
00:11:15jen red alert calm and the new girl are for sure flirting i think it's time to take drastic action
00:11:23don't be a coward just send it jen
00:11:30oh my god here goes nothing
00:11:40still no response don't freak out he's probably just busy
00:11:48give it back why you don't want me to see your slutty little nude
00:11:53oh this is actually a really good photo honestly it's so good that i think the whole school should
00:11:57see it did you get it lindsay got it what are you doing
00:12:13oh my god
00:12:17oh my god
00:12:19oh my god
00:12:20oh my god
00:12:30oh my god
00:12:33yo what's going on dude your enemies new just got put up on the big screen
00:12:36what's yeah
00:12:51come on
00:12:53let's see if these builds are photoshopped
00:12:57stop delete it please
00:13:10oh my brave knight i wish you were here with me right now
00:13:18oh my god
00:13:20oh cool
00:13:21your enemy's kind of hot
00:13:23since you're so into slutty photos
00:13:26why don't we just go ahead and go full nude
00:13:30Jen no!
00:13:31No, no, no!
00:13:50My school enemy is my ally girlfriend?
00:13:54Get off me!
00:13:57Stop it!
00:13:59Stop it!
00:13:59Oh my god!
00:14:08Hey.
00:14:10You okay?
00:14:12Give that to me.
00:14:20Now give the phone back, Jan.
00:14:23What the hell, Cor?
00:14:24I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:30How does it feel, being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:32Not good, huh?
00:14:33Now if you don't delete it off your phone,
00:14:35I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:37And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:40Why are you even defending her?
00:14:42She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:46It was got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:48And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:50You hear me?
00:14:55Here we are.
00:14:56Cole is on my side now?
00:14:58Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:15:00I just need to be alone.
00:15:01Okay.
00:15:02Haley!
00:15:07Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:09And he said we were enemies.
00:15:11But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:17Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:19Love you, Mom.
00:15:22Wait, Mom.
00:15:27Do, do people change?
00:15:29Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:36Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:56Tough day, huh?
00:15:58There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:16:00They're my favorite.
00:16:02Noted.
00:16:03Is that all?
00:16:04The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:06I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:10Oh.
00:16:11I'm really proud of you.
00:16:13And then there's this guy.
00:16:15He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:19It's so confusing.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:23Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:25No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:27I like you.
00:16:28Only you.
00:16:34I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:36You did?
00:16:37Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:38I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:41That sounds amazing.
00:16:43When?
00:16:43With?
00:16:44Well, after school.
00:16:45At the balcony.
00:16:46I'll bring followers.
00:16:47Deal.
00:16:56I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:08Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:18Call me father.
00:17:19I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:22Defending that nobody.
00:17:24Hayley girl.
00:17:24He's not a nobody, dad.
00:17:26Are those for her?
00:17:32What the fuck?
00:17:35What the fuck?
00:17:37I know what Hayley is, Cole.
00:17:39Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:42That whole family is trash.
00:17:44Stay away from her.
00:17:45And what if I say no?
00:17:46Stay away from Hayley Cole.
00:17:49Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:51What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:54I'm almost 18.
00:17:55Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:57I hate to make Hayley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:02safe.
00:18:04You're sick.
00:18:06It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:14Oh, hi.
00:18:16I'm Hayley.
00:18:17Yes.
00:18:19So nice to meet you.
00:18:21God.
00:18:22I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:24But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:29Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:31You're so nice.
00:18:36Guacamole Wizard.
00:18:37Fail.
00:18:41Guacamole Wizard.
00:18:43Ew.
00:18:45You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:47Pathetic.
00:18:48Maybe he's married.
00:18:50Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:51And maybe he's sitting on his life video.
00:18:55I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:58Why is Guacamole Wizard still not here?
00:19:01Oh, no.
00:19:01We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:02We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch.
00:19:05And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:08Eat it.
00:19:22Call me.
00:19:24So you thought that you could just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:28You're a maid's daughter, so you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:32Guacamole Wizard, where are you?
00:19:35Oh, and by the way, Cole's not gonna come save you.
00:19:38Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:40Like me.
00:19:44I'm nothing like you.
00:19:50Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:51I'm nothing like that.
00:19:53Cole again?
00:19:54Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:57Pick it up.
00:19:58Cole, we were kidding.
00:20:00It's ketchup.
00:20:01Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:06Take her, you're gonna record this.
00:20:16Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Hailey anymore?
00:20:18Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:20So tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:22You're gonna hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:28I will leave Hailey alone.
00:20:32I will leave Hailey alone.
00:20:37Got it?
00:20:38Yeah.
00:20:39Let's go.
00:20:41What are you looking at?
00:20:45Got it?
00:20:46Let's go.
00:20:54Uh, thank you.
00:20:57Wow.
00:20:59Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:03Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:05I just...
00:21:07I happened to see you.
00:21:09Were you waiting at someone?
00:21:11Yeah.
00:21:12My boyfriend, actually.
00:21:16Well, he...
00:21:17He kind of stood me up, so...
00:21:19Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:23Maybe you gotta do it nice today.
00:21:25Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:28You thought we were enemies.
00:21:31I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so...
00:21:34Am I that annoying?
00:21:35Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:37Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Edna?
00:21:40Cause it's not gonna work.
00:21:41I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:49How'd that online boyfriend in your ears make you fall for her?
00:21:55He...
00:21:56He makes me feel safe.
00:21:59You wouldn't understand, though.
00:22:05You understand better than you think.
00:22:08Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:12Does he...
00:22:14Like you touching him like this?
00:22:25If you keep staring, I'm gonna think you like what you see.
00:22:29No, my...
00:22:31My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:36In the game.
00:22:38Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:46Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:47Oh, yeah.
00:22:49Oh, yeah.
00:22:50Oh, yeah.
00:22:52Are you that slow on the game, too?
00:22:55I can see why he likes you.
00:22:58Oh, yeah.
00:22:59Oh, yeah.
00:23:07I can't do this.
00:23:09i love my boyfriend and you will never understand that he's smart and he's kind and
00:23:16he loves me for who i am that is so much more important to me than whatever this
00:23:22is between us i wish i could just tell her right now
00:23:33wait it couldn't be
00:23:36cole what was that notification on your phone
00:23:41there's nothing cole who are you
00:23:47what was that notification on your phone it was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed
00:23:53champagne problems huh
00:23:57you live such a tough life
00:24:03what was i thinking we are from two different worlds he just wants to play with me but why did
00:24:09i want to kiss him so badly
00:24:15why didn't you come to school today
00:24:17i got into a car accident
00:24:19really are you okay
00:24:20you have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:23he was right
00:24:24who
00:24:25nobody
00:24:26which hospital are you staying at i want to come visit you
00:24:28no no you can't i look miserable now
00:24:31you need to see me in style
00:24:33fine if you say so so are we going to prom together oh yeah we are
00:24:44why would anyone want to sit next to her whoever needs a charity case
00:25:07why is she so lucky cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:12people think you're really lucky to be my lab partner i'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab
00:25:17partner because you don't do any homework
00:25:24you finished it
00:25:26you finished it
00:25:26it's okay
00:25:27we'll get to know each other more
00:25:28i'm not that curious about you actually
00:25:30i'm curious about you though
00:25:32like uh
00:25:33how close are you with your mom
00:25:36what is he trying to do
00:25:38it's none of your business but i'm very close with my mom
00:25:41i'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:45does colt genuinely want to know me
00:25:56so
00:25:57are you going to prom
00:25:58i don't know
00:25:59i did well i don't know
00:26:01so you have a date
00:26:04or shall i say victim
00:26:05are you jealous of me
00:26:07me
00:26:08jealous
00:26:09no why would i be jealous
00:26:10oh because i think you so secretly want me
00:26:13you are so full of yourself
00:26:15you can do this on your own
00:26:16yeah
00:26:19no way
00:26:21it's a self-locking door
00:26:22really
00:26:24miss gorma's gonna be back in an hour
00:26:25i'm sure it'll be fine
00:26:26i'm stuck here with you for a full hour
00:26:29sorry am i that bad
00:26:31i think maybe we can pick up where we left off
00:26:34don't worry
00:26:35maybe trust me and do
00:26:37we're keeping our distance this time actually
00:26:49that was my first kiss
00:26:53my first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:26:55it was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips
00:27:10you're really good at this
00:27:12one day when you regret it
00:27:14you know
00:27:16we can do more if you want
00:27:35i think you know much i want you
00:27:45do you want me
00:27:48i want you
00:27:53oh shit
00:27:57anyone in here
00:28:01oh my god how long have you two been in here
00:28:03i really need to change this lock are you two okay
00:28:06oh yeah yeah we're good
00:28:09we're okay
00:28:10great
00:28:11chat
00:28:11nice
00:28:12nice
00:28:12nice
00:28:13nice
00:28:18you're just going to pretend like that didn't happen
00:28:20what didn't happen
00:28:21hey wait
00:28:22it's just hormones
00:28:24hey jake
00:28:26can you still play after your accident
00:28:28relax i'm not dead
00:28:29wait car accident guacamole wizard
00:28:38i gotta go
00:28:46guacamole wizard
00:28:47huh
00:28:50are you all better after your car accident
00:28:53do i know you
00:28:54so why is he being so standoffish is he trying to give me a surprise or he heard something about
00:29:00cole
00:29:01you're crushing your soda can
00:29:04she thinks guacamole wizard is jake myers
00:29:06he was in a real car accident and according to you so is guacamole wizard
00:29:11i can't take this anymore
00:29:12cole wait
00:29:15oh shit
00:29:16oh shit
00:29:20what's up guys
00:29:21um we were just chatting
00:29:24chatting about jake's grand plans to kick balls
00:29:27was there something that you wanted cole
00:29:31hey
00:29:31just figured i'd bring us some mozzarella sticks
00:29:35they're your favorite
00:29:36right
00:29:38how did you know that
00:29:40tough day huh
00:29:41there's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:29:43they're my favorite
00:29:45he couldn't be cole
00:29:47could he
00:29:53the truth is um
00:29:54a dickhead
00:29:57what do you honestly get out of your bro
00:29:59you came to my table bro
00:30:00and knocked my ball away
00:30:08there it goes again
00:30:09cole is jealous
00:30:11we got a problem here cole
00:30:13we don't have a problem
00:30:14we don't have a problem
00:30:16right
00:30:17tell cole to get my ball
00:30:18and we don't have a problem
00:30:21jake it would take me forever to find one of your balls
00:30:25i have the ball now
00:30:26can we stop measuring each other's dicks
00:30:30cole and jake are fighting over hayley
00:30:33maybe i can use that
00:30:37jake
00:30:38hey
00:30:39what if i told you that i have an internship opportunity for you with my dad
00:30:43wait seriously
00:30:44yeah
00:30:44just one little catch
00:30:46you have to pretend to like hallie roth
00:30:51all right you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports if you have any questions
00:30:55i'll be at my desk
00:30:57i thought guacamole wizard would feel more like cole but if he's really jake then maybe this was always going
00:31:04to end
00:31:05you've literally been staring for five minutes
00:31:07i'm thinking
00:31:08i'm thinking
00:31:08about the report or about him
00:31:09why are you making it so weird about jake
00:31:11we literally made out of a sword room
00:31:14maybe maybe i've known jake longer
00:31:16no
00:31:16you don't
00:31:17how do you know that
00:31:18you're going to prom with someone else
00:31:20stop acting like you're serious about me
00:31:22you have no idea
00:31:28oh my god
00:31:30oh my god
00:31:30is jake asking me to prom
00:31:57are you asking me to prom
00:32:00too cheesy
00:32:01no
00:32:02no it's cute
00:32:04the accident
00:32:05the mozzarella sticks
00:32:06he is guacamole wizard
00:32:09so um
00:32:10what do you think
00:32:11you want to go to prom with me
00:32:13i
00:32:14i should feel happy
00:32:15but why does this feel so wrong
00:32:20hey can we not
00:32:24hey can we not
00:32:26dude seriously what is your problem
00:32:28my problem here dude
00:32:29is that me and my lab partner have work to do
00:32:31and you're out here to strike me with bad puns
00:32:34wow
00:32:35that is some weak shit man
00:32:37oh
00:32:38that's weak shit
00:32:39is this weak shit
00:32:43oh my god
00:32:51wow
00:32:51wow
00:32:52he's got really pretty eyes
00:32:59wait i can't
00:33:00cool put me down
00:33:02put me down
00:33:02put me down
00:33:05don't do that again
00:33:19new couple alert
00:33:21fuck off jen
00:33:22why do you hate me so much cool
00:33:24you and i
00:33:25we're not that different
00:33:26and if you'd realize
00:33:27and give me a chance
00:33:28i think that we would make a great match
00:33:30like say if you asked me
00:33:32to prom
00:33:34i might say yes
00:33:37jen
00:33:37you want to go to prom
00:33:39with me
00:33:40jen you want to go to prom
00:33:42with me
00:33:43we're both hot
00:33:44and we're both rich
00:33:46and our dads have been in business
00:33:47like forever
00:33:48so
00:33:50how romantic
00:33:51i think i'll pass
00:33:54you're gonna regret this cole edmonds
00:34:01if i message corcamole wizard
00:34:03i wonder if jake's phone will ding
00:34:06what should we wear to prom
00:34:08and the dean's list
00:34:18i'll talk to you later
00:34:20i'll see you around school okay
00:34:21okay yeah i'll see you later
00:34:22bye
00:34:23he's so different
00:34:25maybe he's still recovering from the accident
00:34:27i'm sorry
00:34:28you're not saying we're
00:34:28you're not saying we're
00:34:29you're not saying we're
00:34:36you're not saying we're
00:34:55hailey
00:34:57Do you care?
00:35:00Hell yeah.
00:35:17I'll go to Prama Jake.
00:35:18I mean he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:21He doesn't even know you.
00:35:22And you do?
00:35:23How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:26That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:27Because I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:31I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:34The first day.
00:35:35You were watching me?
00:35:38Just don't go to Prama Jake.
00:35:54Melv!
00:35:56Colt is talking to Haley again.
00:35:58Your job is to keep them away from each other Jake.
00:36:02Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:04Obviously I do.
00:36:05Okay, then break them up, idiot.
00:36:08What do I do?
00:36:11I've got a few ideas.
00:36:17Hey look.
00:36:19Someone will take you to prom.
00:36:21Alright, I promise.
00:36:22Yeah?
00:36:22Really, like who?
00:36:24I mean the whole school hates me, except for Jake.
00:36:26Jake.
00:36:27And you, but you're not asking me.
00:36:31Hey.
00:36:32Oh, hey Jake.
00:36:34Hey Hal, um, I just wanted to thank you again for the other night.
00:36:40The other night.
00:36:42The other night?
00:37:10When I was copent.
00:37:13It's alright.
00:37:13Oh, my God.
00:37:20Oh, my God.
00:37:21Oh, my God.
00:37:22Oh, my God.
00:37:23Stop.
00:37:24Stop, guys.
00:37:24Stop it.
00:37:25Stop, stop.
00:37:27What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:31Shit, it's Principal Stevens.
00:37:33I've got to save Cole.
00:37:34I mean, Jake.
00:37:35I've got to save Jake.
00:37:40Oh!
00:37:42Oh, my God!
00:37:43Principal Stevens, I'm so sorry.
00:37:46Hailey Rock, that's detention.
00:37:49After school, don't be late.
00:38:06Come on, what are you doing here?
00:38:09Can we keep you company?
00:38:11It's the least I could do after you saved my rest today.
00:38:15The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:18Oh, sure.
00:38:21So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:25No.
00:38:27He lied about that.
00:38:28I don't know why, though.
00:38:30Good.
00:38:31You know, father that asshole, every time he looks at you, makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:37Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:40I could kill him.
00:38:44Promise me you won't go to prom with him.
00:38:49Okay, fine.
00:38:50I won't.
00:38:53Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:57Okay, everyone.
00:38:59Let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:08Oh, my God.
00:39:09I am so fed up with this.
00:39:23Oops.
00:39:29Sorry.
00:39:30I tripped.
00:39:31No.
00:39:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:33Jack.
00:39:34What?
00:39:34It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:40They're dead.
00:39:41They're both dead.
00:39:43Oh.
00:39:44How am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard?
00:39:49Oh, what are you?
00:39:51Are you almost crying?
00:39:53It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:57Jen, what's going on over there?
00:40:09What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:13This squirman's burning.
00:40:14Mr. Edmonds.
00:40:15Oh, please.
00:40:16It's baking soda and water.
00:40:17You're fine.
00:40:18Detention.
00:40:19Today, after school.
00:40:21Shit.
00:40:33Jake, hey.
00:40:34Oh, uh, sorry.
00:40:36Got to get to student council.
00:40:40Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:43The rice trick?
00:40:46Yeah.
00:40:48You don't know about the...
00:40:51Come on.
00:41:04Hey, I'm Ella.
00:41:07It's Emma.
00:41:08Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:10Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:20Hey, it's going to be okay.
00:41:23We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:27No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:29It means...
00:41:30It means I can't...
00:41:32Can't what?
00:41:35I talked to a friend online.
00:41:38He's really important to me.
00:41:43And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:41:55You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and big ol' ego and rich kid for bravo.
00:42:03Okay, okay.
00:42:04I get it.
00:42:08You're kind of sweet.
00:42:13Hey, look at that.
00:42:16Oh my god.
00:42:19Oh my god.
00:42:21You're a miracle worker.
00:42:28What is taking so long?
00:42:30You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:32Shut up, Ella.
00:42:34It's Emma.
00:42:35Whatever.
00:42:41Oh my god.
00:42:49Oh, morning, valley whore.
00:42:52How are things in the castle?
00:42:58Valley whore?
00:43:00What are they talking about?
00:43:16Guacamole wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:20Guacamole wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:24Oh my god, someone hacked my castle claimers messages.
00:43:27Touch me, guacamole wizard.
00:43:30Yeah.
00:43:31Hey, valley whore.
00:43:32Show him what you really like.
00:43:51Here you go.
00:43:53Here, this is for you.
00:43:58Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:44:00You hacked my laptop?
00:44:03Oh no, it wasn't me.
00:44:04It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:06But I definitely gotta reap the benefits.
00:44:08What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:11What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:13No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:15Hey everyone, I think valley whore's a catfish.
00:44:19Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:34Stop it, stop, stop!
00:44:35Stop it, stop, stop!
00:44:52I thought I'd send the janitor some time.
00:44:57Jake!
00:44:59Hey!
00:45:01Now's the time.
00:45:02Tell them.
00:45:04Tell them what?
00:45:04That you're a guacamole wizard.
00:45:07Who's guacamole wizard?
00:45:11Here you go.
00:45:14Oh my god.
00:45:15Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:18Oh, sweetie, I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:22What?
00:45:23Why would you do that?
00:45:24Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:25Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:29Jake, is this true?
00:45:30Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:34Sorry.
00:45:36It was nothing personal?
00:45:42Yeah, nothing personal, huh?
00:45:50All right, all right, all right.
00:45:52Enough!
00:45:53What in the world is going on here?
00:45:55Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:57That's all him.
00:45:58Okay, well, you both have detention, so...
00:46:05Let me get this straight.
00:46:07You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:10It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:12It was Jen's cyber boy spreadsheets.
00:46:14Jesus Christ, how does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:17Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:20Do you think that's what it could be?
00:46:21Who cares?
00:46:23I care.
00:46:24And I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:27So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:29What?
00:46:29I don't know, over my dead body.
00:46:31Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:34I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:36No, no, please don't.
00:46:37Please.
00:46:38Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:40Max's dad called.
00:46:41He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:46:43You're going to go, and you're going to ask Jen to prom.
00:46:46End of discussion.
00:46:53Come on, you big coward.
00:46:55Message him.
00:46:56Just do it, just do it.
00:47:00You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:09I could never think that.
00:47:16But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:18Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:19I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:26I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:47:28If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:43You got this, Haley.
00:47:45Just take a deep breath.
00:47:46You got this.
00:47:47You got this.
00:47:51You look beautiful.
00:47:54Thank you, Mom.
00:48:01Thank you, Mom.
00:48:20Your house is gorgeous, I mean...
00:48:22No, it's just my parents' blood money.
00:48:24You know they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:26They don't care about shit. Get drunk, girl!
00:48:29Woo!
00:48:32Yeah.
00:48:43What are you doing here?
00:48:44Valley whore.
00:48:47Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:48:49Hey, everyone, let's give it up for Valley Whore.
00:48:52Valley Whore!
00:48:57Jen, why are you doing this?
00:48:59What have I even done to you?
00:49:00To me? Oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:49:03because those little cringy messages on your castle game,
00:49:06those are concerning.
00:49:08Actually, you're kind of a bit of a perv.
00:49:10Did you know that, Hailey?
00:49:12She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:14Pervy princess!
00:49:17Pervy princess!
00:49:18Pervy princess!
00:49:20Pervy princess!
00:49:21Pervy princess!
00:49:22Pervy princess!
00:49:23Hey, let's get pervy tonight.
00:49:25Leave me alone.
00:49:27Wait, is there a fire?
00:49:29Okay, we set off the alarm.
00:49:31Wait, is there a fire?
00:49:38No?
00:49:45In the middle.
00:49:47No?
00:49:47No?
00:49:48No?
00:50:00No?
00:50:21are you him would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend okay
00:50:28cole is not him anyways we are going to the prom together no i'm not yes you are it's okay
00:50:35you can be honest about your feelings so you too this whole time
00:50:43oh my god i am such an idiot hey wait wait
00:50:53please at least take my jacket you know if you really wanted to humiliate me
00:50:57you didn't have to go to the extra effort jen was doing just fine i wasn't trying to humiliate
00:51:01you then what were you trying to do i guess you obviously the white clothes were just an added
00:51:06bonus i knew i shouldn't trusted you now what about guacamole wizard what are you
00:51:22who is that just the devil get in the car
00:51:30i'm not gonna ask you again cole get in the car can you just act normal for once and please
00:51:36introduce yourself to hayley i already assumed that's who this was hi mr happens so you're the
00:51:43scholarship trash that's hell bent on ruining cole's life well i've got news for you young lady my son
00:51:50is gonna marry a good girl from a respectable family and that's not you you will be forgotten
00:51:57you're a maid's daughter and your mom works for me stay away from him or i swear to god your
00:52:05mother
00:52:06is fire dad stop don't you touch my family i'll stay away come on you don't mean that
00:52:16i hate everything you stand for i hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what
00:52:23you think a good person looks like i hate everything about you i hate all of it i don't want
00:52:30any part
00:52:31of it so cole go with your dad hayley
00:52:45no laptop and no phone for a week ever since mom died you've turned into this cold patriarch
00:52:50hey we're not that's real love why do you have to make me so miserable i promised your mother i
00:52:55would make you a success son even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:07hi hayley i'm emma i know you are right i just felt kind of bad that i accidentally helped
00:53:15done ruin your life so i wanted to return your laptop to you goodness new oh wow thanks emma okay
00:53:28bye
00:53:33one down one to go you're so cool i know emma want to go to prom why not
00:53:42let's get these lovers together
00:53:48hi mr edmund hi max and max's friend sorry we weren't expecting you cole's grounded oh he is
00:53:58but it was his 18th birthday today what can i say max actions have consequences birthday or no cole is
00:54:06grounded well that really sucks because he's uh also the president of the prom committee we were
00:54:13supposed to review budgets today cole my son cole reviewing budgets he's never reviewed a budget a
00:54:21day in his life well mr admitts today could be that day and we just have to give him back
00:54:25this school
00:54:26sanctioned laptop so we can get back to his very important and very respectable budgetary work
00:54:40go away
00:54:44max what what are you guys doing here happy birthday cole
00:54:48i brought you my laptop and logged into your castle claimers account just get it back to me by tomorrow
00:54:53what what what what's going on dude it's your 18th birthday you can tell hayley who you are now you
00:54:59can be together just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love you really are
00:55:06no i'll tell her myself stick me in your car
00:55:15welcome all the wizard
00:55:18mom i'm fine i just need some time alone
00:55:30open the door wait what he's here
00:55:42it's you
00:55:44it's you i should give you this to you a long time ago
00:55:48hey we have wanted to tell you who i was from the very beginning
00:55:51my dad threatened to fire your mom and i had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:55:55i was
00:55:56i got my inheritance and i can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose
00:56:12hey we are
00:56:14i understand that this changes things if you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard but
00:56:23i i need you to know i love you
00:56:37cool i love you you do yes you idiot i've loved you for months i mean this whole guacamole wizard
00:56:47thing was so confusing though because i had to be loyal to him and but you're him you didn't expect
00:56:54her i i mean i i always hoped it was you until you hoped yes i hoped it was you
00:57:04you were always there for me
00:57:08you're hurting me you're really fucking hot
00:57:16hey uh one of those things i said we could do
00:57:20you never go
00:57:25take my clothes off
00:57:27yeah no don't worry
00:57:31i'm so beyond you
00:57:50what do you think
00:57:5310 out of 10. yeah we'll do again
00:57:57okay sex with sex with me specifically i've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:58:02all right all right all right that's fair i'll uh i'll take that as a one
00:58:11what is my life now am i being nice to cole eggnance
00:58:16oh god no i fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly and i'll just i'm just lost behind
00:58:23it
00:58:25there's always been less behind it i'll ask you a minute no more
00:58:28stop it
00:58:31um
00:58:32same
00:58:34isn't promenade
00:58:36i think you know if it's promenade
00:58:38okay
00:58:40but the real question is do you got a date
00:58:45cole are you asking me to prom
00:58:47oh i would have asked you earlier but jay kind of gave me to the show oh god please don't
00:58:52mention
00:58:52his name again i don't want to hear it
00:58:54yeah you don't have to ask me please
00:58:56but i don't even have a dress
00:58:59later
00:59:03i just slept with cole edmonds and i'm in love with cole edmonds who would have guessed
00:59:12i thought only the best for my princess where did you get that uh i might have gotten you a
00:59:21dress
00:59:21on the off chance that you might have wanted to go to prom with me and maybe had nothing to
00:59:26wear
00:59:29of course i'll go to prom with you
00:59:35mr edmonds i didn't expect you to be here cole are you here cole are you here
00:59:44mr you can't just barge into my house like this i see you cole you are a big problem
01:00:06hey uh you almost done in there you try changing into an evening gown and a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:14okay i'm ready
01:00:26what do you think
01:00:31my god haley you are the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
01:00:38i just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick you're not messing it up for at least
01:00:4220 minutes
01:00:4420 more minutes
01:00:50thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes i hear we have a winner
01:00:58and your 2026 prom queen is jen longfellow
01:01:05thank you oh my god thank you guys so much seriously this makes the world to me i mean like
01:01:14who else would
01:01:15win right oh this is just the perfect moment
01:01:23oh my god that's haley and cole it was
01:01:27fuck this is what is your dad
01:01:33hey uh those 10 minutes up no but who cares
01:01:44ew literally what the
01:01:45i am the queen okay she's just a little pervy princess come on everyone say it with me
01:01:53pervy princess pervy princess pervy princess
01:02:03wait wait wait wait what are those those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:06you make cole edmunds fall in love with you his dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:13don't worry daddy if i can't have him no one can i'm gonna destroy hayley rott's life is this real
01:02:22oh jen's crazy
01:02:25who did this who did this
01:02:30what you exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think i was gonna hack your phone you little
01:02:35you know jen as the principal i'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama
01:02:46but quite frankly you are the worst and i think it's time that you are expelled from edmunds academy
01:02:54you can't do that i'm the principal so uh yes i can
01:03:07there was no wintering sick you lied to me
01:03:23oh my princess finally has a crown now all i need is my handsome prince oh yeah no can do
01:03:31all i have
01:03:32to offer is a bowie knight with a chip on his shoulder and a awesome sense of humor oh how
01:03:40can i refuse
01:03:46oh no that's my dad
01:03:50we are going home right now you disobeyed me for the last time boy yeah i'm not a boy dad
01:03:58you talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
01:04:02yet you can't see i've already become that man
01:04:06and it's because of hayley and you can accept that i'll make my own path and best believe me i
01:04:11can
01:04:13i'll say this that's the most backbone i've ever seen in you cole
01:04:20joy prime
01:04:28i am so proud of you
01:04:31i kind of done with all you being by my side
01:04:34that was terrifying
01:04:36it's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before though so
01:04:40i love you i love you guacamole wizard oh my god i gotta change that username yeah you do
01:04:49you
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