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00:00:00But you call me anywhere
00:00:03Messing up my place
00:00:04Open your legs up for me
00:00:05Why?
00:00:07Like that?
00:00:08Like that?
00:00:15Oh yeah, right there
00:00:19Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:22This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life
00:00:25I only want you
00:00:29Your brother's gonna kill me
00:00:31But I don't care
00:00:33You're all I've ever wanted to
00:00:46That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback
00:00:48My brother's best friend
00:00:50Claimed my soul, my body, and my virginity
00:00:53On my 18th birthday
00:00:54In my fantasy
00:00:56Anyway
00:00:57Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year
00:01:00In reality
00:01:01He's completely out of my league
00:01:02It's pure tragic
00:01:03Not only is he the star quarterback
00:01:06But he's also my brother's best friend
00:01:08So to him, I'm just a little sister
00:01:12Oh shit
00:01:13Fucking dumbass
00:01:15Stupid
00:01:16Stupid
00:01:17Stupid
00:01:19Pay attention to what you're doing
00:01:21Could've been really bad
00:01:25Oh fuck
00:01:25Oh my god
00:01:27What?
00:01:28No
00:01:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:01:31Oh my god
00:01:32Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison
00:01:35A 4000 word pure smut
00:01:37Starring him
00:01:42Alright, welcome to the kingdom alley
00:01:44You can crash here when I'm off of the league this year
00:01:48This is awesome
00:01:49I mean finally, no rules, no parents
00:01:52And best of all, there's no you
00:01:55But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight
00:01:58We'll bring something
00:01:59Not so fast
00:02:01You're not staying here alone
00:02:02I got you a roommate
00:02:03And he's gonna keep an eye on you
00:02:05What?
00:02:06A roommate?
00:02:07No, I'm an adult
00:02:08I don't need a babysitter, Ron
00:02:09No, no, you're a big baby
00:02:11And you know it
00:02:13Okay
00:02:14Fine
00:02:14Who is it?
00:02:34Hey roomie
00:02:35It's been a while
00:02:36You've uh
00:02:38Definitely
00:02:39Grown up
00:02:41Oh, you've gotta be kidding me
00:02:43I'm living with Brett Harrison
00:02:44The same Brett Harrison
00:02:46I accidentally emailed a ten page smut about us
00:02:50Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here
00:02:53What? Alice?
00:02:54Yo, Ally, quit drooling
00:02:55Come on, that's gross
00:02:56I wasn't
00:02:57I wouldn't call it drooling
00:02:59I would say it's zoning out
00:03:00Uh huh
00:03:01And dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt
00:03:03And put some actual pants on
00:03:04You can't go commando in front of my little sister
00:03:05Yeah, just get out of the chair
00:03:07I don't care, man
00:03:08Alright
00:03:08You're on watch duty now
00:03:10You gotta keep the horny jocks away from her
00:03:11Okay?
00:03:12And remember, most important part
00:03:14Bro code
00:03:14We don't mess with each other's sisters
00:03:16Ron
00:03:17Ron
00:03:17I'm gonna sleep with you, Ron
00:03:18Catch you later, okay?
00:03:19Fuck yeah
00:03:20Alright, catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:21Alright, bye-bye
00:03:22You know, I don't think that I'm the one
00:03:26Having a hard time keeping it in my pants
00:03:33Hey
00:03:34Hey
00:03:35Hey, it reminds me
00:03:35Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:40I don't know
00:03:42Why don't you define weird?
00:03:44It's like a virus, maybe
00:03:46Or
00:03:48Scam
00:03:48Bug
00:03:49Like anything like that
00:03:51It's
00:03:51Sometimes they have files that
00:03:53Like will give you a virus if you open it
00:03:55So you just don't want to open it
00:03:57And if you see anything from me
00:03:58You should just delete it right away
00:03:59And don't ever look at it
00:04:01Yeah, right
00:04:02A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex
00:04:07That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:09Yeah
00:04:09No, I've been, uh
00:04:11You know, at a training camp last like two weeks
00:04:13So I...
00:04:14Any signal?
00:04:15So he hasn't seen me?
00:04:17I'm safe
00:04:18Why? What's on the email?
00:04:21Why? What's on the email?
00:04:23Anything, uh, scandalous?
00:04:24Or inappropriate?
00:04:25Anything I should know about?
00:04:27Nothing
00:04:27Nothing
00:04:29Because you know like I am
00:04:30Gonna be looking after you
00:04:31You made a promise to Ron
00:04:32So, uh
00:04:32If there's anything I need to know about
00:04:34You should, uh
00:04:35Tell me
00:04:37No
00:04:37Nothing
00:04:38Nothing scandalous
00:04:39I'm gonna go actually
00:04:39I have to go
00:04:40Good to see you
00:04:46Okay
00:04:47Deep breath
00:04:47This is my year
00:04:49New city
00:04:50New school
00:04:51I'm gonna make this squad
00:04:53And I'm not going to think about Bret's stupid perfect abs
00:05:14What is a size 8 doing in my locker room?
00:05:17Uh, more like a 12
00:05:22Hi, um, I'm Allison
00:05:24I would really love to be on your cheerleading team
00:05:27Sweetie
00:05:28Cheerleaders need to be liftable
00:05:29And
00:05:31More delicate
00:05:32You know what I mean?
00:05:33Uh, but I was captain of my high school team
00:05:36And I
00:05:37Learned really fast
00:05:38Okay
00:05:40You want a shot?
00:05:42But you have to prove your bets first
00:05:43Okay
00:05:44Yeah, I'll do anything
00:05:45Go talk to the football captain
00:05:47If he's okay with someone your size
00:05:50On his sidelines
00:05:51Then I'm fine with it
00:05:54Sure
00:05:54Yeah
00:05:55Um
00:05:56Where is he?
00:05:57He's in a team meeting
00:05:58Down the hallway
00:05:59Third door on the left
00:06:00And
00:06:01Just
00:06:01Barge in
00:06:02Be aggressive
00:06:03He loves them
00:06:06See you
00:06:12Oh
00:06:12Oh
00:06:12I can't with these delusional virgins
00:06:14She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus
00:06:19Bret's gonna eat her live
00:06:26Third door
00:06:26Third door
00:06:27Meeting room
00:06:27Show em regression
00:06:28I got this
00:06:38Oh my god
00:06:41Oh my god
00:06:42You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:44Cause, uh, you just come here for a show?
00:06:46Hmm
00:06:46We lost em
00:06:47We still gotta start
00:06:52Hope you brought your meat pads, virgin
00:06:55No!
00:06:56No!
00:06:57No!
00:06:58Don't be shy, baby
00:06:58Turn around
00:07:00Whoa!
00:07:05Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:08I just, I need to see the captain
00:07:09Actually, uh
00:07:10I have a captain right here
00:07:11Were you needing a
00:07:12Salute?
00:07:13Um
00:07:15Back off
00:07:33You looking for me?
00:07:36You looking for me?
00:07:38What do you think you're doing in the boys locker room?
00:07:41Brett?
00:07:42He's the football captain?
00:07:44Of course he is
00:07:45Who else could it be?
00:07:47Look, I need to ask you something
00:07:50You know, you have a habit of
00:07:51Walking in on me when I'm
00:07:52Half making them
00:07:53Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:55The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad
00:07:58Elson, I think these girls are messing with you
00:08:01I am the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach has had
00:08:05Oh my god
00:08:06It's alright
00:08:07Uh, I
00:08:08I have to go
00:08:10Cool it down, Sleeve Art
00:08:11You look thirsty
00:08:19Hey, well great, well you guys are going to be running lapsing, you fucking puke
00:08:23Put it down
00:08:28What is that?
00:08:30Alright, to get you out of here, I don't want to just see you like this
00:08:32It's okay, I can just go out
00:08:33I love football
00:08:34I finally did it
00:08:46The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old
00:08:49I kissed my brother's best friend
00:08:51And holy hell it felt good
00:08:55The captain just got sacked by the team version
00:09:15The captain just got sacked by the team version
00:09:19Touchdown
00:09:20Go look, here's the kisser
00:09:21In the men's shower, Allison
00:09:23Unenged
00:09:24Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:27Kill me now
00:09:34What are you doing here?
00:09:36I'm here to pick you up
00:09:37I'm here to pick you up
00:09:40Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:42Yes it did
00:09:44You've just been waiting
00:09:45Yeah, and uh, whose fault is it at?
00:09:48I messaged you
00:09:50Oh crap
00:09:50I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut
00:09:53I was dying of embarrassment
00:09:56I must have missed your message
00:09:58Sorry
00:09:59Missed my message, sir?
00:10:02You know, I don't think so
00:10:03I think
00:10:04I've been blocked for a month
00:10:06Why?
00:10:07Okay, come on
00:10:08What?
00:10:09Just give it back
00:10:10Whatever you...
00:10:11Hold on
00:10:12You're texting Chad?
00:10:14I've been blocked for a month
00:10:15But you're texting Chad at midnight
00:10:17You know, Chad is a walking STD
00:10:19He sleeps with everything that moves
00:10:20Are you into that?
00:10:22We're doing a school project together
00:10:23Ah, a school project
00:10:24Yes
00:10:25You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions
00:10:28Well, it's the truth
00:10:29So can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:31Hold on
00:10:32Let me do something really quick
00:10:33What are you doing?
00:10:34There you go
00:10:35Chad is deleted
00:10:36What?
00:10:37What?
00:10:38Stop!
00:10:38Dirty them
00:10:39That's not cool, you can't do that
00:10:41Because that's not fair
00:10:42Ah, yes it is
00:10:44Because listen
00:10:45You're my business now
00:10:47So right now I want you to open your phone
00:10:48I said take your phone out
00:10:54Cool, then do what?
00:10:55And I want you to pin my contact to the top
00:11:07Keep it cool, Allison
00:11:08Act like you've been in a car before
00:11:11This is literally my fanfic
00:11:14The car, the moonlit night, and the brooding quarterback
00:11:19I'm gonna spontaneously combust
00:11:21Are you sure you want me to take your attention?
00:11:27This is all I've ever wanted
00:11:29My only
00:11:31My only have ever wanted you
00:11:37Yes
00:11:37Yet
00:11:39Harder
00:11:41Faster
00:11:41I'm coming
00:11:43Are you alright?
00:11:44Yes, I need a little bit of air
00:11:46It's really hot in here
00:11:48I shouldn't mess with her like this
00:11:50Ron is gonna kill me
00:11:51But she's
00:11:53Too cute
00:11:55No, I just like
00:12:04Oh my god
00:12:05Even my stories didn't go that far
00:12:07I mean if we actually have sex in real life
00:12:10Would I even survive that?
00:12:12You have double XL condom to me too
00:12:14I'll tell you this
00:12:15It's for grown-ups
00:12:16Do you actually use those?
00:12:18Yeah
00:12:18They use your face
00:12:21There's no way
00:12:22That's like a sleeping bag
00:12:25What did you like to know?
00:12:30Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so
00:12:33Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room
00:12:36You kissed me back
00:12:37You basically attacked me
00:12:39I was just trying to have to crack my head against the floor
00:12:47Pathetic
00:12:48I'm actually pathetic
00:12:49I thought he kissed me back
00:12:51I'm such an idiot
00:12:54Forget I said anything
00:12:55You know what?
00:12:55Why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:57Now that you're my responsibility
00:12:58We're gonna sit in some new ground rules
00:13:00Excuse me?
00:13:02There's gonna be a 9pm curfew
00:13:05No parties, no frat boys
00:13:07And you're gonna share your live location with me all the time
00:13:09Are you insane?
00:13:11Who do you think you are?
00:13:12My father?
00:13:18I'm your roommate
00:13:19And I'm also your brother's best friend
00:13:23So he does just see me as a liability
00:13:27Yeah, we're roommates
00:13:29And that means we're equals
00:13:31And that means you don't get to tell me what to do
00:13:34So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend
00:13:38And Ryan's already given me permission to boss you around
00:13:41And do whatever I want you to do to make sure that you're safe
00:13:44Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:13:48Nope
00:13:49Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large
00:13:52No, Pro Max
00:13:54Not when he looks like that
00:13:58Yeah, Pro Max
00:14:00Yeah
00:14:01This whole thing
00:14:03Is ridiculous
00:14:05First, you delete my friend's number from my phone
00:14:07Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews
00:14:10And what parties I can go to
00:14:11You don't get to tell me about them
00:14:13I'm not your prisoner
00:14:14You don't control what I do
00:14:17Yes, I do
00:14:30Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe
00:14:34Fetish slash lingerie dress code
00:14:37Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders
00:14:41Lingerie? Seriously?
00:14:44But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide
00:14:46And I'll never make the squat
00:14:48I'm not letting Rita win
00:14:51I'm your roommate
00:14:52And I'm also your brother's best friend
00:14:54Since that's all he wants to be
00:14:55A roommate
00:14:56My brother's best friend
00:14:58Screw him
00:14:59I don't take orders from those
00:15:22Oh my god
00:15:23Oh my god
00:15:24Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:29Look everyone
00:15:30The strippers arrived
00:15:32Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause
00:15:35For being tonight's entertainment
00:15:39Thanks
00:15:39At least I don't look so
00:15:42Ordinary
00:15:43You spend so much of your life
00:15:45Trying to embarrass me
00:15:46I'm starting to think you have a crush
00:15:47Rita
00:15:50Now
00:15:50Are we gonna have some fun?
00:15:52Or is everyone just gonna stand around
00:15:54Taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:57Turn the music up
00:15:58Let's play a game
00:16:13I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now
00:16:24Shit
00:16:24I don't have any guy friends here
00:16:26Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett
00:16:30What's the matter?
00:16:32No guys want you?
00:16:33Tick tock sweetie
00:16:36She's stalling
00:16:37She doesn't have anyone to call
00:16:39You can't get a guy?
00:16:40You dress like a hooker
00:16:42You flash your tits and not a single man wants to claim you?
00:16:44Just give me a second
00:16:55Hey Allison
00:16:56Yeah
00:16:59I...
00:17:04That is punishment for wasting your time
00:17:06Since you're so thirsty
00:17:08Lick it up
00:17:24Brett
00:17:26What's up?
00:17:27Where are you?
00:17:29Matt Club Vibe
00:17:30I um...
00:17:32I lost a dare
00:17:33Yeah?
00:17:35What kind of dare?
00:17:37I need a man to claim me
00:17:39In front of everyone
00:17:41Allison
00:17:42Are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was a
00:17:45good idea for you to go outside?
00:17:47Come on
00:17:47Brett
00:17:48Please this is serious
00:17:49Can you just come get me?
00:17:50No Allison
00:17:51You know what?
00:17:52You want it to break the rules
00:17:53You enjoy your night
00:17:54Brett
00:17:55Please
00:17:59How dare you even think, Brett?
00:18:01He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you
00:18:04You literally stalked him into the men's showers
00:18:08I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet
00:18:16Where do you think you're going?
00:18:17Grab her
00:18:18What?
00:18:19No!
00:18:19Get off of me!
00:18:21You lost the dare
00:18:21You paid the price
00:18:25You need to loosen up
00:18:27You couldn't get Brett's touchy, that's fine
00:18:29We'll help you lower your standards
00:18:33No!
00:18:36Go for it
00:18:45What was that?
00:18:47Oh, Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare
00:18:55Please
00:18:56Come on, sweetheart
00:18:57A dare is a dare
00:18:59Stop fighting
00:19:02I'm doing you a favor
00:19:04I'm doing you a favor
00:19:04Taking that V-card out of your ass
00:19:10Please, please stop, please
00:19:16You're getting this?
00:19:17That's what gets used
00:19:20Hey asshole!
00:19:33Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:36Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:44Ugh!悷
00:19:46This is
00:19:47a total overreaction Jason and
00:19:50Ally were just having fun together I mean
00:19:52look at how she's dressed She's
00:19:54practically begging for it
00:20:05you know i better not see any videos of this online or else you are fucking dumb
00:20:10and that goes for everybody i don't want to see one picture of one video does everybody
00:20:14understand that great we're going to delete them right now
00:20:25you okay
00:20:36hey hey what do you think you're doing huh sneaking out going to a place like this
00:20:43what would happen if i hadn't shown up huh
00:20:46what did you mean back there
00:20:51back where
00:20:53when you told everyone that i'm your girl
00:20:58the literal meaning i completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you
00:21:04i told ron that i was going to protect you
00:21:06and that's exactly what i'm doing
00:21:10yeah i know
00:21:12because i'm just ron's little sister huh
00:21:14always causing trouble
00:21:15please just put this up
00:21:18happy
00:21:18yeah
00:21:24well you know what i don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this
00:21:27like i'm desperate no that's not true i know okay i'm a total joke
00:21:44bullshit
00:21:46fuck rita fuck everybody
00:21:50i'll send you perfect just the way that you are
00:21:52i don't want to be me okay i want to be liked i want to be wanted and i want
00:21:57someone
00:21:57who will answer when i call them
00:21:59i'll always answer when you come
00:22:01i'll always be there
00:22:02so what does that mean
00:22:04what does that mean for us
00:22:06what am i to you brett
00:22:09i'm losing my mind
00:22:11i know the rules but
00:22:13look at her
00:22:14all i can think
00:22:16just this once
00:22:18what
00:22:22say it
00:22:23just say it
00:22:23i'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this
00:22:26because i'm just ron's little sister
00:22:28no
00:22:29it's the only reason you look at me huh
00:22:31that is not true
00:22:32then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me
00:22:35tell me there's nothing happening right now
00:22:37i can't
00:22:40you can't actually do anything about it either
00:22:43so you know what just forget it
00:22:46forget i said anything
00:22:49i'm done begging you
00:22:50i'm done
00:22:51no elison elison stop it
00:22:59listen
00:22:59there is a line
00:23:00that i am trying
00:23:02to not cross
00:23:03why
00:23:04because if i do
00:23:06i won't be able to stop
00:23:10it says that you have to stop
00:23:14please don't stop
00:23:16please don't stop
00:23:37what are you doing
00:23:38we're outing everything
00:23:51yo what's up loser
00:23:57ally are you with brett right now
00:24:02i swear to god guys what are you doing right now talk to me
00:24:05face time to ron
00:24:09what is he doing
00:24:10is he seriously going to kiss me in front of ron
00:24:18yeah your eyes are super red
00:24:19hey ron what's up man
00:24:21what
00:24:21ally called me dumbass
00:24:23and i had signed up to see your face two inches away from hers
00:24:26so you guys better have a good ass explanation right now
00:24:29or i'm gonna come over there and beat your ass
00:24:30it's it's it was an accident okay we just i butt dialed you we went to the freshman party and
00:24:38and i was leaving and something got in my eye and so brett was helping me and i was holding
00:24:44the flashlight okay chill
00:24:46really
00:24:47really
00:24:48yeah look
00:24:51it's really dry okay my eyes like dying
00:24:56all right brett if that's true you guys got a ticket or two i don't know like an urgent care
00:25:01right now or something i need you to take care of that
00:25:03i was uh i was going to right after
00:25:05i got it
00:25:07peace
00:25:07bye
00:25:11oh my god that was really really close
00:25:14hey what's up
00:25:15it's going we should
00:25:17you forgot something
00:25:18no ellie
00:25:19it's late
00:25:20come on you almost kissed me
00:25:21hey allison
00:25:24stop
00:25:29quit acting so childish
00:25:34you know the only thing that i need to quit
00:25:38is you
00:25:46all right
00:25:47all right ladies physical assessments today
00:25:49allison you're first
00:25:54okay
00:25:55and then
00:26:24Damn, Allison. I see you.
00:26:27You ain't looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:29You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:33Shut up.
00:26:41Hey, uh...
00:26:42Hey, watch it. What's your problem?
00:26:47Huh?
00:26:55Partner up! Stretching drills!
00:27:01Solo, Allison? Let me help. I'm real hands-on.
00:27:06Mm. I'm okay.
00:27:08Come on. He'll be fine. I promise.
00:27:13Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:15Oh, excuse me.
00:27:18I'm not with anyone.
00:27:21Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:24That's right. She doesn't need to keep her, Brett.
00:27:28Choose me.
00:27:32Walk away, Chad.
00:27:34Right now.
00:27:37Whatever, man. You're lost.
00:27:44What are you doing?
00:27:45What?
00:27:46Are you jealous or something?
00:27:48No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:49What was that?
00:27:50I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:52Keeping the vultures away. Just doing my job.
00:27:57First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:02All right, come on.
00:28:04You first.
00:28:10Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:12You ready, Rookie?
00:28:13I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:16But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:18Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:21You want to play?
00:28:23Fine.
00:28:24Let's play.
00:28:25Let's go!
00:28:26Let's go!
00:28:55What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:57You're not doing anything.
00:28:59Stop it.
00:29:01Stop where?
00:29:05Switch positions.
00:29:07You're turned.
00:29:20Whenever you're ready.
00:29:22She's trying to kill me, and it's working.
00:29:30She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:32It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:35Ron is gonna murder me.
00:29:42What the hell am I doing?
00:29:49What the hell am I doing?
00:29:51You okay, bruh?
00:29:53I'm okay.
00:29:54And done.
00:29:55Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:57You're gonna be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:01Really?
00:30:02Yeah.
00:30:03Wow, thank you.
00:30:06Congratulations.
00:30:08Uh, quit flirting, you two.
00:30:32Oh my God.
00:30:34It's fucking hot.
00:30:35Hot.
00:30:37Oh my God.
00:30:39Jesus.
00:30:41Um, here we go.
00:30:42No.
00:30:43Um.
00:30:44Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:46Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:30:47For sure.
00:30:47Here.
00:30:47Jesus.
00:30:49I'm so sorry.
00:30:50It's fine.
00:30:52Okay.
00:30:53Brain bleach.
00:30:53I need brain bleach.
00:30:55But...
00:30:56Damn it.
00:30:57How do I unsee that?
00:30:58How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:01Okay.
00:31:01It's fine.
00:31:02Just...
00:31:03It's okay.
00:31:03Just forget it, okay?
00:31:04I'm doing laundry on you.
00:31:05I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:07I, um, didn't...
00:31:09You know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:11And it...
00:31:12And neither are you.
00:31:14You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:15You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:17Alright.
00:31:17And you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:19No.
00:31:19Okay.
00:31:19I said I was sorry.
00:31:20Alright?
00:31:21Listen.
00:31:21I just...
00:31:23Why aren't you still here?
00:31:26Why aren't you still here?
00:31:27Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:28This is my morning routine.
00:31:29I don't...
00:31:29It's 8.30.
00:31:31Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for like a hair and
00:31:34make up thing?
00:31:35What?
00:31:36Nobody told me that.
00:31:37How...
00:31:39Oh my God.
00:31:39She's gonna kill me.
00:31:41This is how I'm gonna get kicked off the team.
00:31:42She's gonna...
00:31:43She's gonna kill me because I'm late for her first performance.
00:31:45Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:46It's okay.
00:31:47I'll...
00:31:47Okay.
00:32:02Get all your stuff?
00:32:03Yeah.
00:32:05Um...
00:32:05I have to go.
00:32:06Okay.
00:32:07Thanks.
00:32:08Bye.
00:32:11Bye.
00:32:17Bye.
00:32:17Did you just see that?
00:32:18That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:21And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:23Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:25Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:27Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:29Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:36Hey.
00:32:37Sorry, I'm late.
00:32:38I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:41Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:43Late is late.
00:32:44You're just too lazy.
00:32:53Hey.
00:32:55What's your problem?
00:32:56My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:32:59It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:02Like I said, nobody...
00:33:06No.
00:33:07Hey.
00:33:08Stop!
00:33:09Are you crazy?
00:33:10Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:15Stop!
00:33:16You wanna fight?
00:33:18I'll give you a reason.
00:33:24Hey, hey.
00:33:25What are you doing?
00:33:26What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:28Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:29This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:30Cool.
00:33:31Get out.
00:33:33Get out of here.
00:33:34All of you.
00:33:34Get out of here.
00:33:35Right now.
00:33:35Did you hear me?
00:33:36Get out.
00:33:41You okay?
00:33:43It's fine.
00:33:45I just can't go out there like this,
00:33:47so I'm just gonna have to tell Coach that I'm sick or something.
00:33:50It's gonna be okay.
00:33:51We have enough time.
00:33:52Trust me.
00:33:56Hi, hello?
00:33:57Listen, I need you to go to the school,
00:33:59and I need you to meet me in the women's locker room.
00:34:00Right now.
00:34:05All right.
00:34:06Hey, listen.
00:34:07Use my jersey.
00:34:08Make it look better than the original.
00:34:10All right?
00:34:34Oh, shit.
00:34:36Is that even Allison?
00:34:48She looks...
00:34:49Stony.
00:34:52Look at you.
00:34:52You look, uh...
00:34:53You look fantastic.
00:34:55You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did.
00:34:57It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:34:59You know, that's true.
00:35:00That's...
00:35:00That's true, I am.
00:35:01Hey, are you sure?
00:35:03It's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:06Yeah.
00:35:07You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:10Really?
00:35:11To you as...
00:35:13As your best friend's sister?
00:35:15Of course.
00:35:17As...
00:35:18More than just a friend's sister.
00:35:21All right.
00:35:22Time's ticking.
00:35:23Let's move.
00:35:23Allison.
00:35:25I don't know whatever this look is.
00:35:30But...
00:35:31It works.
00:35:32You take center.
00:35:33Let's go.
00:35:38Okay.
00:35:39Hey, uh...
00:35:46Where's the lake?
00:35:50Hold you.
00:35:55Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:03Okay.
00:36:04One, two, three, go!
00:36:10Yeah!
00:36:11Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:36:17Oh, yeah!
00:36:23Oh, yeah.
00:36:34Who is that girl?
00:36:36She's on fire!
00:36:37Allison Scott.
00:36:38Who knows she had moves?
00:36:44Allison is seriously so hot.
00:36:46I mean, damn, I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:36:51Body in that uniform? Woo!
00:36:53You're getting lucky tonight.
00:36:56Stay with me.
00:36:57I don't have to. See, girls like that,
00:36:59they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:02I'm telling you right now, you don't fuck off.
00:37:04The only thing that's gonna be chasing you is my fist.
00:37:17He's on the 30-yard line, the 20, the 10.
00:37:24Touchdown! Matt Harrison does it again.
00:37:27State wins.
00:37:28Oh!
00:37:29Good job!
00:37:30Good job!
00:37:31Woo!
00:37:32Woo!
00:37:35Woo!
00:37:36Woo!
00:37:39Woo!
00:37:41Woo!
00:37:42Hey.
00:37:44Oh, congrats on the win, Captain.
00:37:46That was really good.
00:37:48You know, it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:37:51Okay, shut up.
00:37:52Oh!
00:37:56You're a kid.
00:37:57Kiss!
00:37:58Kiss!
00:37:59Kiss!
00:38:00Kiss!
00:38:00Kiss!
00:38:01Kiss!
00:38:02Kiss!
00:38:04Kiss!
00:38:04Kiss!
00:38:05Kiss!
00:38:05Kiss!
00:38:07Kiss!
00:38:16Kiss!
00:38:17Kiss!
00:38:18Kiss!
00:38:18Kiss!
00:38:20Kiss!
00:38:20Kiss!
00:38:21Kiss!
00:38:22Kiss!
00:38:22Kiss!
00:38:23Kiss!
00:38:24Kiss!
00:38:26Kiss!
00:38:30Kiss!
00:38:31Come on, Allison. Let's give the people what they want.
00:38:33I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend.
00:38:40But I want it.
00:38:56Wait. What?
00:39:03I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:05Kiss Kim, me and Brett.
00:39:16Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:21Thanks for keeping chat at bay.
00:39:24No problem.
00:39:32This is insane. I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister.
00:39:37But it feels so right.
00:39:40I never want it to end.
00:39:45Harrison!
00:39:51Harrison!
00:39:54Oh, shit.
00:39:55What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister in front of the entire school?
00:39:58Ron, just calm down, okay? You're making a scene.
00:40:01I'm making a scene? Yeah.
00:40:02I'm making a scene. You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:06Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:08Are you serious right now? If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a robe.
00:40:15You're unbelievable.
00:40:17I hate you.
00:40:21Dude, I'm sorry.
00:40:22No, no, no, no. You cut the crap.
00:40:23You tell me right now what's happening between you two.
00:40:25I promise.
00:40:26Do not bullshit me!
00:40:27Do not bullshit me!
00:40:28Absolutely nothing. I'm serious. Nothing.
00:40:31You're fucking lying.
00:40:32I saw the way you kissed her, okay?
00:40:34She is not another one of your conquests!
00:40:36I know that.
00:40:37So you stay in your lane.
00:40:38Because she is my sister, and I'm warning you.
00:40:41You do not cross me. You do not!
00:40:43I promise.
00:40:44Dude.
00:40:45Fuck.
00:40:49Okay.
00:40:50Hey, we need to talk.
00:40:52No!
00:40:53I sound like a mom!
00:40:55This is ridiculous.
00:40:57Why am I texting him? He's literally in the next room.
00:41:00You know what?
00:41:02Just go in there.
00:41:03Just ask him.
00:41:04Hey, Brett.
00:41:05What the hell was that kiss?
00:41:07He kissed me back.
00:41:08He can't deny it this time.
00:41:10It's recorded and live streamed.
00:41:13Okay.
00:41:14Do or die.
00:41:21What are you doing?
00:41:22Getting groceries.
00:41:23What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:25I'm taking a hot bath.
00:41:26Well, I think you should do something else.
00:41:28I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:41:31She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:41:34Brett.
00:41:36What happened at the kiss cam today?
00:41:39I know you didn't hate it.
00:41:40I can't talk about the kiss cam.
00:41:43Why?
00:41:44You can't talk about the kiss cam?
00:41:46Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:48Oh, you know what?
00:41:49I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing because there's nothing to talk about.
00:41:53It was a kiss cam at a game and we did it.
00:41:56Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:41:57The fun's over.
00:41:58It's finished.
00:41:59Do you understand?
00:42:03Don't you dare.
00:42:04No, don't you dare look like that.
00:42:05I'm not doing anything.
00:42:06No, no, no.
00:42:06That's not fair, okay?
00:42:07Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:09Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:12Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:13You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:15Yeah, I know what you're doing.
00:42:17I'm not doing anything.
00:42:18Yes, you are.
00:42:20You know what, even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game.
00:42:23Because that's all this is, yeah?
00:42:25Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad.
00:42:28I had two options, you and him, and I picked wrong.
00:42:35Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:42:38Chad's a predator.
00:42:39And a loser.
00:42:40And you do deserve somebody a lot better than that, okay?
00:42:45I can't.
00:42:51Oh.
00:42:53Is he hard?
00:42:58But at least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:43:02You don't think I'd be honest?
00:43:08Oh, it's getting hot in here.
00:43:10You know.
00:43:12I don't cheat.
00:43:14Whether it's biology or not.
00:43:17I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:22Allie!
00:43:23Brett!
00:43:24You guys out here?
00:43:25Fucking shit.
00:43:26What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:27You have to get out.
00:43:28I can't get out.
00:43:29If I get out, he's gonna see me with my flagpole and he's gonna kill me.
00:43:31Okay, well, yeah, he definitely can't see us like this.
00:43:33So I...
00:43:34I'm gonna get out.
00:43:35Okay, cool.
00:43:36Allie!
00:43:37Hey!
00:43:38Oh my God, he's telling you.
00:43:39Allie!
00:43:40Hey!
00:43:40Just get under.
00:43:41Get under what?
00:43:42Brett!
00:43:42You have to get down.
00:43:47Allie!
00:43:48Hi!
00:43:49Showing alone?
00:43:51Yeah, but I'm naked!
00:43:52Run!
00:43:53I'm naked!
00:43:53Get out!
00:43:56You're...
00:43:57You're not, though.
00:43:59Okay, well, I also have a vibe and you're ruining it, so...
00:44:03I'm sorry.
00:44:04I just...
00:44:04I wanted to get my charger.
00:44:05I left it out here yesterday.
00:44:06You got it, so...
00:44:07I also wanted to say that...
00:44:11I think you did a great job today.
00:44:14I mean it.
00:44:15You kicked ass.
00:44:15And I'm sorry that I was an asshole about it.
00:44:20Thanks.
00:44:26Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:29Seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off traumatized me.
00:44:34So I'm just wondering why you did that.
00:44:37Run.
00:44:38I mean, it's a kiss cam.
00:44:39It's a game.
00:44:40Everyone does it.
00:44:42A game?
00:44:43I just feel like it's kind of, I don't know, a dream.
00:44:46This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life.
00:44:48Well, it was him or it was Chad.
00:44:50So, who did you want me to pick?
00:44:52That's fair.
00:44:54Chad sucks.
00:44:55Yeah.
00:44:56Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:44:57Okay.
00:44:57He's my best friend and I don't want things to be weird.
00:45:01They won't be.
00:45:05Okay, thanks.
00:45:08What was that?
00:45:11What was that?
00:45:14Sorry.
00:45:15I got water in my nose.
00:45:16Okay.
00:45:17I'm okay.
00:45:18Don't drown.
00:45:18Okay.
00:45:19Okay?
00:45:19Have a good soak, I guess.
00:45:21Okay.
00:45:22Bye.
00:45:29God, the end of the room's gonna die.
00:45:33Good talk.
00:45:34Wait.
00:45:37I have to ask you something.
00:45:40I'm going to ask him out.
00:45:41On a date.
00:45:42Don't be the little sister, Allison.
00:45:44Be the girl he kissed.
00:45:45There's this, like, stupid event thing tomorrow.
00:45:49I was just wondering if you would want to go with me.
00:45:59Got plans, Allie.
00:46:03Okay. Yeah, whatever.
00:46:05I just...
00:46:19Rhett?
00:46:23I guess we have the same plans.
00:46:30Except his are with Rita, not me.
00:46:41Look!
00:46:42Charity case is running a charity sale.
00:46:45She's finally getting back.
00:46:46Did you know Allison hand-makes these little trinkets?
00:46:49It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts.
00:46:51I didn't know you two were coming together.
00:46:54I came by myself.
00:46:55Rhett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation.
00:46:59Daddy donated a little of his collection.
00:47:01Nothing major.
00:47:02Just some Birkin bags, some vintage Rolex watches.
00:47:06Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie.
00:47:10Huh.
00:47:11How much are you asking for this?
00:47:13$15.
00:47:14I made it myself.
00:47:16$15?
00:47:18For some plastic and twine.
00:47:19You don't have to buy it.
00:47:21It's ambitious.
00:47:22You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough.
00:47:25I'm going to take every single one of these bracelets.
00:47:32You want to say $500 a piece?
00:47:36Are you insane?
00:47:37You actually want this garbage.
00:47:39You know, I value the artist.
00:47:40That's just how expensive something looks.
00:47:42So, $500?
00:47:44What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:45She's nothing.
00:47:46No, you're nothing.
00:47:47Especially compared to her.
00:47:48How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:53Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:54No, I'm serious.
00:47:55Don't come back to this table again.
00:48:00You know, I do think this stuff is pretty...
00:48:02What are you doing?
00:48:03What do you mean?
00:48:04You can't keep doing this to me.
00:48:06You blew me off yesterday.
00:48:07And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:10You're distant with me one second, and then you defend me the next.
00:48:13What do you want?
00:48:14I'm just trying to...
00:48:16Ooh, Allison, party at my place, celebrating the big win.
00:48:21You coming?
00:48:23I don't know.
00:48:24I'm not interested.
00:48:26She's a grown woman.
00:48:28She can speak for herself.
00:48:31So, what do you say?
00:48:34You're not going anywhere.
00:48:36And there goes the big brother act again.
00:48:39Who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:42You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:43Fine.
00:48:44Chad's my new best friend, then.
00:48:46No, yeah.
00:48:47Sounds fun.
00:48:51I'll be there.
00:49:00There she is, my guest of honor.
00:49:04Damn, Allison, you look sexy.
00:49:07Oh.
00:49:08Thanks.
00:49:12It's a cool party.
00:49:13Yeah, you know, I threw this whole thing just for you.
00:49:17Really, for me?
00:49:19Why did you do that?
00:49:20You're single.
00:49:22I'm single.
00:49:23You need another reason.
00:49:26So, what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:28No deal.
00:49:30There's nothing happening between us.
00:49:32He's just a friend of a friend of my brother, so...
00:49:36It's his loss.
00:49:37My gain.
00:49:40Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison.
00:49:45Let's fix that.
00:49:50Yeah.
00:49:51Yeah.
00:49:51No, why not?
00:49:52There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously.
00:49:54Maybe I should just move on.
00:49:56You haven't played the Pocky Challenge?
00:49:57No.
00:49:58What's that?
00:49:59We each bite from one end until one of us chickens out.
00:50:18Damn it.
00:50:19Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:22Come on, Allison.
00:50:23You're already here.
00:50:34Fine.
00:50:36But I play to win.
00:50:42Pocky game.
00:50:43Check it out.
00:50:44Ten bucks say they kiss.
00:50:59Dude, what the fuck?
00:51:01Game's over.
00:51:02Let's go.
00:51:03Excuse me.
00:51:04What are you doing, huh?
00:51:04Get off of me.
00:51:05What do you think you're doing?
00:51:06You're ruining my night.
00:51:08Do you think I care that I'm ruining your night?
00:51:09What do you think Ron would think if he knew you were happy?
00:51:10Don't care.
00:51:11How about you elect her someone who gives a fuck?
00:51:13Come on.
00:51:14Okay?
00:51:14No more of these stupid games.
00:51:15You don't have to play this shit.
00:51:16Let's go.
00:51:16Let's go.
00:51:17I don't have to play these stupid games.
00:51:19I'm playing them because I want to.
00:51:22Get the fuck away from me.
00:51:34Oh, my God.
00:51:35Oh, shit.
00:51:44Ow!
00:51:46Hey, look at me.
00:51:47Look at me.
00:51:48You okay?
00:51:49Hey.
00:51:49Hold on.
00:51:50Hold on.
00:51:50Hold on.
00:51:51It's okay.
00:51:52I got you.
00:51:53I got you.
00:51:54I got you.
00:51:56Oh, my God.
00:51:57Is she okay?
00:52:01Hey.
00:52:02Hey.
00:52:02Look at me.
00:52:03Look at me.
00:52:04Look at me.
00:52:04Hey.
00:52:05Hey.
00:52:05You okay?
00:52:06I can't.
00:52:07I can't.
00:52:09I can't breathe.
00:52:10Just try to breathe.
00:52:11All right.
00:52:11Hey.
00:52:14I'm going to be okay.
00:52:16All right.
00:52:17Let's get you.
00:52:18Hey.
00:52:19Let's get you.
00:52:19Okay.
00:52:23Get out of my way.
00:52:27Move.
00:52:27Move.
00:52:29Just put me down, Brett.
00:52:31Here we go.
00:52:31Put you down.
00:52:32Hurry.
00:52:33You know, you could have died at once.
00:52:35And Chad, I mean, my God, you have no business being around that guy, let alone being this close
00:52:40to kissing him, huh?
00:52:41Anybody who's had a brain cell would realize he's a total fucking douchebag, right?
00:52:44That's not fair.
00:52:46What's not fair?
00:52:48What's not fair?
00:52:48What's not fair?
00:52:48What am I not understanding?
00:52:49Huh?
00:52:50What don't I understand?
00:52:51That I don't know how this works, okay?
00:52:53I'm sorry.
00:52:54I'm figuring it out.
00:52:56I don't know how guys work all the time.
00:52:58You know what?
00:52:58That's fantastic.
00:52:59I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:53:01You're not any better than me.
00:53:03I'm not any better?
00:53:04What did I do?
00:53:05How am I not any better?
00:53:06What are you talking about?
00:53:12You're worse.
00:53:13Because you saved me when I was drowning.
00:53:16Yeah.
00:53:16Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined.
00:53:20Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone.
00:53:23Because you drove me to school when I was late.
00:53:25Yeah, I know.
00:53:25I sound like such a total jerk.
00:53:28You know, I don't understand.
00:53:33You made me fall in love with you.
00:53:37That's the worst thing.
00:53:39That's it.
00:53:39I did.
00:53:40No, no.
00:53:40I fell in love with you.
00:53:41I'm in love with you.
00:53:42Stop.
00:53:42Stop.
00:53:43And you're my brother's best friend.
00:53:44I know that.
00:53:45I know.
00:53:46So then why do you keep swooping in and saving me like a hero and then pushing me away?
00:53:52Am I crazy?
00:53:53Yeah.
00:53:54Do you not feel anything?
00:53:56Because you're playing with my feelings and you can't keep doing that.
00:54:00Okay?
00:54:02I want you to tell me to stop.
00:54:05Tell me that you don't want this.
00:54:07Tell me you want me to get away from you right now.
00:54:08I'm going to tell you to stop.
00:54:10I'm never going to tell you to stop.
00:54:17Fuck it.
00:54:30Fuck it.
00:54:33I've wanted to do that for so long.
00:54:43Listen, you have no idea
00:54:45Every single time I saw you, it was him
00:54:48I always just wanted to tell you
00:54:49That you've always been more to me
00:54:52Than just my best friend's sister
00:54:55Why didn't you say anything?
00:54:57I made a promise to run
00:54:59But you know what?
00:55:06I don't give a fuck about promises anymore
00:55:08I think I met you every day
00:55:21Every morning
00:55:23Every night
00:55:26Every single time I close my eyes
00:55:30It's you that I see
00:55:33Every time
00:55:38I want you to take me
00:55:47Right here
00:55:50Right now
00:56:05So what do we know?
00:56:11What do you want us to be?
00:56:15What do you want me to be?
00:56:18I want you to be mine
00:56:22I think I already am
00:56:27But what about Ron?
00:56:28He's going to kill you
00:56:31I know Ron loves you very much
00:56:32He's very protective older brother
00:56:34But I think he'll come around when he sees
00:56:39How much I love you
00:56:46I don't know
00:56:46I think
00:56:48I think we should maybe keep it a secret
00:56:52Just for now
00:56:55I don't want to keep it a secret
00:56:56I know
00:57:00But it's just
00:57:01For a little
00:57:02Until we find the right moment
00:57:05Yeah
00:57:07I don't want to do your work
00:57:10We'll be secret lovers
00:57:27Thinking about you
00:57:36Hi Captain
00:57:38When are you coming to pick me up?
00:57:40I am currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now
00:57:43I'm two seconds away from ditching my car
00:57:44And just sprinting to you
00:57:46Aww
00:57:48Well
00:57:48As much as I'd love to see you running to me
00:57:51Don't
00:57:52My legs are killing me
00:57:54And
00:57:55I really like your car
00:57:56Oh I know you love my car
00:57:58He grabbed me by the waist
00:58:00Hoisting me up
00:58:01Putting me on the hood of his car
00:58:02Brett
00:58:03Stop
00:58:04Don't
00:58:04Read my smut
00:58:05I'm telling you
00:58:06Every single word that you've ever written
00:58:08Is etched into my heart
00:58:10Into my soul
00:58:11The trails kisses from my neck
00:58:13To my breasts
00:58:14Gently
00:58:15Sucking
00:58:16And biting
00:58:17Holy shit
00:58:19That is literal trash
00:58:20But why does it sound like 50 shades of grey
00:58:22When he says it?
00:58:24I feel so hot right now
00:58:29Palm's my center
00:58:31Slowly massaging my folds
00:58:32Are you away Allie?
00:58:34Fuck
00:58:38Fuck
00:58:42Oh my god
00:58:43Someone's coming
00:58:44I have to go take my own desk
00:58:45Bye
00:58:46I'm glad that somebody's coming
00:59:06Hey
00:59:08Are you okay?
00:59:08You sounded sick
00:59:09Do you need help?
00:59:10Mind your own business
00:59:11Virgin Mary
00:59:12You think just because Brett
00:59:13Took a chance on you
00:59:14Once you're on my level now?
00:59:17I was just trying to help
00:59:19Save it for someone who gives a damn
00:59:24Shoot
00:59:25I'm late
00:59:45Brett
00:59:47That's Allison's
00:59:48Uh
00:59:49I found it in the bathroom
00:59:50If I'd known it was your little girlfriend's
00:59:51I never would have touched it
01:00:09See what you're up to
01:00:13Hey
01:00:13Hey
01:00:14You found my bag
01:00:15I was looking for that
01:00:16Thank you
01:00:17No problem
01:00:21Attention
01:00:22All members of the cheerleading squad
01:00:24It has been brought to our attention
01:00:26That apparently someone on this squad
01:00:28Is using illegal drugs
01:00:29I strongly suggest
01:00:31Whoever's responsible
01:00:32To come forward now
01:00:33Otherwise
01:00:34Will be forced
01:00:35To contact the campus police
01:00:37For a thorough search
01:00:38Well
01:00:39I think we all know someone
01:00:41Who would do anything
01:00:42To stop being the fat friend
01:00:43Right?
01:00:44I'm sorry
01:00:45But I just saw you throwing up
01:00:46In the bathroom
01:00:47Like ten minutes ago
01:00:48Excuse me
01:00:48I was fixing my makeup
01:00:49Sounded like you were retching
01:00:51And I asked you if you were a
01:00:53Look at this
01:00:53This is perfection
01:00:55It's every girl's dream
01:00:56I don't need shortcuts
01:00:57And we all know someone
01:00:58Who could lose a little weight
01:01:00I mean after all
01:01:00Who came in with
01:01:01Zero athletic ability
01:01:03And suddenly has endless energy
01:01:04Search me
01:01:05I have nothing to hide
01:01:11Your turn Scott
01:01:13Sure
01:01:13But I
01:01:15Rita
01:01:17Jackpot
01:01:18Well, well, well
01:01:20Look who needs drugs
01:01:21To keep up with the real athletes
01:01:22I knew it
01:01:24No one gets that good
01:01:26That quick
01:01:26Without cheating
01:01:27Allison
01:01:29Performance enhancing substances
01:01:30Are grounds for immediate dismissal
01:01:32Of the squad
01:01:33Coach
01:01:33I promise you
01:01:34I've never seen those before
01:01:35Okay
01:01:35Those aren't mine
01:01:36Right
01:01:37A cheater
01:01:39And a liar
01:01:40Coach
01:01:41Please listen to me
01:01:42I've never seen those
01:01:43I don't know what they are
01:01:44I'm lying
01:01:46It's the only way
01:01:47A cow like her
01:01:47Could ever compete with us
01:01:49They're mine
01:01:49Yeah, those are actually
01:01:51My vitamins
01:01:53Did you forget
01:01:54I asked you to hold on
01:01:54To my vitamins this morning
01:01:56Yeah, sorry
01:01:57I should have
01:01:57Labeled them or something
01:01:59He's right
01:01:59They're just vitamins
01:02:00No, they aren't
01:02:02Miss Russo
01:02:03How is it
01:02:03That you come to possess
01:02:05Such extensive knowledge
01:02:06Of these banned substances
01:02:08I just
01:02:10They look suspicious
01:02:11Well, we were just
01:02:13Worried about the integrity
01:02:14Of the team
01:02:15Yeah, we wanted to make sure
01:02:16Everything was legitimate
01:02:17That's enough
01:02:18All I see here
01:02:20Are three bullies
01:02:21Trying to frame a teammate
01:02:22Rita
01:02:23You are stripped
01:02:24Of captaincy
01:02:25Effective immediately
01:02:26What?
01:02:27You can't do that
01:02:29Championships are in two weeks
01:02:30Nobody else knows
01:02:31The whole routine
01:02:31I mean, I know it
01:02:32Yeah, every count
01:02:34Every formation
01:02:34I can step up and do it
01:02:38You little bitch
01:02:39You think you can just
01:02:39Walk in here
01:02:40And steal everything from me?
01:02:41That's enough, Rita
01:02:42My decision is final
01:02:48Listen up
01:02:49When it's Allison's turn
01:02:50For the basket toss
01:02:51You're gonna have
01:02:52A little timing issue
01:02:53You want us to drop her?
01:02:55She could get seriously hurt
01:02:56That's the point
01:02:58Accidents happen all the time
01:02:59In cheerleading
01:03:00So tragic
01:03:01I can't do that
01:03:02Coach will kill me
01:03:03Fine
01:03:04Then say goodbye
01:03:05To those little supplements
01:03:05That keep you fitting
01:03:06In your uniforms
01:03:07I know everything
01:03:09Girls
01:03:09Every dirty little secret
01:03:11Do exactly as I say
01:03:13Or you're gone
01:03:13Your call
01:03:14And make sure she falls hard enough
01:03:16She never gets back up
01:03:24Very sweet
01:03:27What happened back there?
01:03:29How did you know that Rita
01:03:30Put those vitamins in my purse?
01:03:32I saw Rita putting something
01:03:33In your bag
01:03:35So I swapped it out
01:03:37I knew it
01:03:38I knew she was up to something
01:03:40You know I heard her
01:03:40In the bathroom
01:03:41Like ten minutes before
01:03:43Yeah
01:03:44Yeah she was throwing up
01:03:45It was when we were
01:03:48When we were
01:03:50Having
01:03:53Bone
01:03:53Sex
01:03:55So she's the one
01:03:57Who interrupted my grand finale
01:03:59Allison do you have any idea
01:04:00How hard it was to stop?
01:04:02Hey do you
01:04:05Do you think I'm fat?
01:04:07Seriously
01:04:07Go put that garbage in your head
01:04:08I don't want you to say anything
01:04:10Like that again
01:04:10I mean I'm being serious though
01:04:12I'm being serious too
01:04:13Allison
01:04:14Perfect
01:04:15Just where you are
01:04:15Yeah
01:04:17I'll always be there
01:04:20To catch you when you fall
01:04:23Always
01:04:25All right
01:04:27On the count
01:04:28You both perform
01:04:29An elevated prep
01:04:30Rita you're up first
01:04:31Then Alice
01:04:44Okay
01:04:45Alice
01:04:45Hey
01:04:46Great job you guys
01:04:48You killed it
01:05:15You just saved my life
01:05:21I guess that makes me
01:05:22Like a backup tree leader
01:05:23Or something huh
01:05:25Are you serious
01:05:26Scott
01:05:26You bailed on the stunt
01:05:28So you could dry hump
01:05:28The football captain
01:05:29Are you kidding me
01:05:31They almost dropped me
01:05:32I could have been paralyzed
01:05:33I could have died
01:05:34That would have been
01:05:35The best news of my life
01:05:36Rita
01:05:37That is a disgusting
01:05:38Thing to say
01:05:39Leave the gym
01:05:40And think very carefully
01:05:41About your future
01:05:42On this team
01:05:45Oh
01:05:46Brett
01:05:46Thank you
01:05:47Oh my gosh
01:05:48I really appreciate that catch
01:05:50I almost had a heart attack
01:05:51All right everyone
01:05:52In light of
01:05:53Performances
01:05:54And character
01:05:56I am so proud to announce
01:05:58Allison Scott
01:05:59As the new captain
01:06:02Thank you
01:06:03Wow
01:06:05Congratulations Captain Scott
01:06:07I'm proud of you
01:06:08Wanna show me
01:06:09Just how proud you are
01:06:13And that's game
01:06:14State loses
01:06:1521 to 35
01:06:19Allie
01:06:20Look I know
01:06:21It's not what you wanted
01:06:22It's okay
01:06:23Cause you did good
01:06:23That's all that matters
01:06:24Thanks bro
01:06:26I'm gonna go take a piss
01:06:27I'll be right back
01:06:27Ew
01:06:28Don't ever touch me again
01:06:29Weirdo
01:06:30Yo
01:06:31Allison
01:06:32She is
01:06:33Looking good baby
01:06:34Y'all do private shows
01:06:36You know
01:06:36Something with a little extra
01:06:37Bump and grind
01:06:39You're so gross
01:06:42Yo what the hell
01:06:43Are you serious
01:06:44What
01:06:44What's going on
01:06:45I'm just waiting for the MVP
01:06:46Don't play with me bitch
01:06:48You've been teasing me for weeks
01:06:50I'm in your dreams
01:06:51How about you spend more time
01:06:53Training on the field
01:06:54So that what happens today
01:06:55Never happens again
01:06:57You think you're so fucking special
01:06:59Why
01:07:00You know everyone knows
01:07:01How you got a captain's position
01:07:03How
01:07:03By sucking your way to the top
01:07:05I mean that must be how you got out there
01:07:07Considering how much you suck
01:07:09While you play
01:07:10You shameless whore
01:07:12Hey
01:07:14I'm a woman
01:07:15I do
01:07:16You're defending your slut's honor huh
01:07:18She's a public bus
01:07:20Everybody gets a ride
01:07:23Hey
01:07:24Hey fuckface
01:07:26You keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth
01:07:29Hey
01:07:30Hey
01:07:30Hey
01:07:32Hey
01:07:33That's enough
01:07:35What's going on here
01:07:36I mean coach
01:07:37We all saw it
01:07:37Chad was going to hit her
01:07:39You're going to hit her
01:07:41Get my office now
01:07:42You
01:07:43With me
01:07:44This is a really nasty cut
01:07:46Okay
01:07:46Let's
01:07:47We should take you to the ER
01:07:48Okay
01:07:49Alright
01:07:50You sure you're already
01:07:56It's a really nasty cut
01:07:58Brad
01:07:58You could have broken your hand
01:08:00Yeah well it was totally worth it
01:08:02Never let anybody get a bit of cheating like that
01:08:05Shut up
01:08:12You know I could kind of get used to this
01:08:13Having Nurse Allison around
01:08:16Take care of me
01:08:17Help me out
01:08:19Yo guys
01:08:20304
01:08:20I think it's this one
01:08:21Let's go see the hero
01:08:23Oh shit
01:08:24No that's Ron and the whole team
01:08:25They can't see us like this
01:08:27We won't let him
01:08:29Let's tell him
01:08:30Let's tell him the truth
01:08:31In front of
01:08:32The entire team
01:08:34Ron's gonna kill you
01:08:38Let's hide
01:08:45Brett
01:08:46Brett you in there
01:08:47Yeah I'm just uh
01:08:48Washing up man
01:08:49God you have no idea
01:08:52How crazy you drive me
01:08:54You know every single time I see you
01:08:56All I can think about is uh
01:09:01Doing this
01:09:03You need a hand man?
01:09:04No I got everything I need
01:09:05Uh right here
01:09:13You gotta be quiet
01:09:17Let's see what happens
01:09:20Brett stop jerking off
01:09:21And get your ass out here man
01:09:22Hey you know what
01:09:23It uh takes me a very long time
01:09:26Assholes
01:09:36I feel what you did
01:09:37I feel what you did
01:09:40It's kinda hard to miss
01:09:42Yeah
01:09:44Ron's room
01:09:46Brett you gotta
01:09:47You gotta speed this up man
01:09:48We got your food
01:09:49It's gonna get cold
01:09:49You know my hands are soft bro
01:09:51I can help you
01:09:51Hey why don't you guys just beat it
01:09:53Alright
01:09:53I'm gonna be a little wild
01:09:55Alright let's just give him some space
01:09:56Enjoy your blue balls
01:09:58Yeah don't pull muscles
01:09:59You know I took a pretty big hit for you today
01:10:02I think I've earned some uh
01:10:05Health and physical therapy time
01:10:07If you know what I mean
01:10:08You know you could have just asked
01:10:11You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky
01:10:30Aren't you gonna help me?
01:10:32No I think I'm just gonna watch
01:10:52Brad goes pro after this guarantee
01:10:54I've heard the half time show's gonna break the internet
01:10:57Captain Scott's changed the whole game
01:10:58Sick
01:10:59Ladies and gentlemen
01:11:01Let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad
01:11:04Led by Captain Allison Scott
01:11:08I will end you
01:11:10Leave it
01:11:13Save your applause everyone
01:11:14You're cheering for a fraud
01:11:16Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot
01:11:19She bought it
01:11:20With illegal performance enhancers
01:11:22And her dealer
01:11:23Look no further than your MVP
01:11:26Brett Harrison
01:11:31That's not true
01:11:33You know what
01:11:34I don't care
01:11:35Rita's the one that's been taking drugs
01:11:37Okay she's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them
01:11:39Just ask them yourself
01:11:41Oh really
01:11:43Let's ask the SWAT then
01:11:47Brett approached us about a month ago
01:11:50He said he had good stuff
01:11:53But only if we helped Allison become captain
01:11:56You know that's bullshit
01:11:57I have proof
01:12:01I know real doctors
01:12:03I've got pills
01:12:04Allie
01:12:06No more being blackmailed
01:12:08Let Allison take the captain position
01:12:12This is insane
01:12:13Okay
01:12:14I've never taken a drug in my life
01:12:16Oh sweetie
01:12:17It's all coming out now
01:12:18I saw her taking pills
01:12:20For practice
01:12:21We trusted you
01:12:22Cheater
01:12:25Hey anybody who messes with her
01:12:27Messes with me
01:12:28Open your eyes
01:12:29Brett
01:12:30She's using you
01:12:31For the clout
01:12:32For the status
01:12:33Who was she before you slept with her
01:12:35Nobody
01:12:36A total bottom feeder
01:12:38You know what
01:12:39You're so full of shit
01:12:39It's unbelievable
01:12:41How'd you get that video huh
01:12:42And what'd you do to it
01:12:43You have nothing to fear
01:12:43If you have nothing to hide
01:12:44Boo
01:12:46Boo
01:12:47Boo
01:12:47Listen
01:12:47Just please listen to me
01:12:49Hey everybody
01:12:50Just shut up
01:12:51This is my sister
01:12:51Okay
01:12:52She would never do something like this
01:12:54And here come the pretzels
01:12:57Alright
01:12:57That's enough
01:12:58That's enough
01:12:59Now
01:13:00In light of these
01:13:01Significant allegations
01:13:03As well as the evidence
01:13:04That has been presented
01:13:05I have no choice
01:13:07Allison Scott
01:13:08You are hereby removed
01:13:10From your position
01:13:10As captain of the cheerleader
01:13:11Furthermore
01:13:12You are placed on academic suspension
01:13:15Pending an expulsion hearing
01:13:17Justice for the real athlete
01:13:19Hold on
01:13:20Hold it
01:13:21If you would please
01:13:22Look to the jumbotron
01:13:25I know some real doctors
01:13:26That can help you guys
01:13:26Get healthy
01:13:27In the right way
01:13:28No more pills
01:13:29No more purging
01:13:30No more blackmail
01:13:31You'd really help us?
01:13:32Absolutely
01:13:33Listen
01:13:33You guys are never gonna have to
01:13:34Take any of me
01:13:35To save your spells ever again
01:13:36So what's the catch?
01:13:38You're gonna make Rita take some
01:13:39Pro medicine
01:13:40This video
01:13:41This is the real conversation
01:13:43Not the edited one
01:13:45That Rita just played
01:13:47Not for the drugs
01:13:49These are the drugs
01:13:50That I gave the girls
01:13:51They're vitamins
01:13:51You can get these
01:13:53At any pharmacy
01:13:53In the world
01:13:54You wanna check these out
01:13:55Principal?
01:13:59He's right
01:14:00These are common supplements
01:14:02Everybody
01:14:03Rita is the one
01:14:04Who has been forcing her teammates
01:14:05To take dangerous
01:14:07Weight loss supplements
01:14:08She's been threatening them
01:14:09If they wouldn't comply
01:14:10And she's been shaming them
01:14:11Degrading them
01:14:12From the bodies that they have
01:14:13Now everybody is different
01:14:15But all bodies
01:14:16Are beautiful
01:14:17Rita sabotaged Allison
01:14:18For one reason
01:14:19One reason only
01:14:19Because she was a threat
01:14:20She threatened the total control
01:14:22That Rita had
01:14:23Over the entire squad
01:14:24And it's horrible
01:14:25Because Allison
01:14:26She's a beautiful person
01:14:28And she would never do
01:14:29Anything like this
01:14:29And she deserves to be
01:14:31The cheer captain
01:14:34That's not true
01:14:35He's lying
01:14:36She's the one
01:14:37Who's been drugging the team
01:14:38Lock her up
01:14:40Lock her up
01:14:41Lock her up
01:14:42Lock her up
01:14:43You fucking bitch
01:14:44You ruined my life
01:14:47You ruined it yourself
01:14:59Look at you
01:15:00Playing the victim
01:15:02You've been throwing yourself
01:15:03At me for weeks
01:15:05Just when I give you a chance
01:15:07You run crying to Harrison
01:15:09Nothing but a little
01:15:10Shut up dude
01:15:11Shut up
01:15:12What are you going to do
01:15:13About it Harrison
01:15:14I don't have to do anything
01:15:15You're going to get
01:15:15Exactly what you deserve
01:15:16Right now
01:15:17Mr. Williams
01:15:21Apparently we've
01:15:22Had a number of
01:15:23Allegations
01:15:24Of sexual harassment
01:15:25Against you
01:15:26From various female students
01:15:28As of now
01:15:28You are officially suspended
01:15:30From all school activities
01:15:31What?
01:15:32No
01:15:33My father
01:15:34Your father
01:15:34May have his name
01:15:35On the library
01:15:36But I assure you
01:15:37His money will not
01:15:38Buy you immunity
01:15:39You can take him away
01:15:41Party's over
01:15:42Let go
01:15:42No
01:15:43I'll throw you off
01:15:44This isn't over
01:15:47And as for you
01:15:48Miss Scott
01:15:49On behalf
01:15:50Of the entire administration
01:15:53I would like to
01:15:54Apologize to you
01:15:56For everything
01:15:57That you've had to endure
01:15:57And as of now
01:15:59You can consider yourself
01:16:00Officially
01:16:01Reinstated as captain
01:16:03You can consider yourself
01:16:05Officially
01:16:05Reinstated as captain
01:16:08Thank you principal
01:16:10All right everyone
01:16:11Sorry for the unexpected drama
01:16:13I hope you enjoyed the show
01:16:14But
01:16:15We have a game
01:16:16To get back to
01:16:17So let's cheer on our wolves
01:16:18Woo
01:16:21Let's win
01:16:33Cut down
01:16:35Staten University
01:16:36Wins it all
01:16:52Kiss
01:16:54Kiss
01:17:00Hey
01:17:05Hey, Allison.
01:17:09The way I'm not even surprised.
01:17:13Hey, well, you know what?
01:17:16He's cool, right?
01:17:17I think he knew before we did.
01:17:20I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:22I love you too, quarterback.
01:17:33I love you.
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