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00:00:00Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:03Please save my child.
00:00:21Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:40Rejuvenate.
00:00:49Graze, she is the healer goddess.
00:00:53No, please.
00:00:54Don't call me that.
00:00:56I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:02Here you go, miss.
00:01:07Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:11in need?
00:01:24You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:29run!
00:01:32Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:42Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:46We're chewing.
00:01:51See?
00:01:52Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:01:57Come on, Cleo. Let's go.
00:02:03Come on, Cleo. Let's go.
00:02:24Alexander Armstrong.
00:02:25His military family basically owns the entire global stock market.
00:02:29He's so hot.
00:02:31Does he come with the money?
00:02:33Yes.
00:02:34He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:02:36Money.
00:02:36Fame.
00:02:37Power.
00:02:37Power.
00:02:38It's all yours.
00:02:43Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:46Yes.
00:02:46Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:49Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:53Grandma!
00:02:54I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
00:02:57Grandma?
00:02:59Grandma.
00:03:00When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:04I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:07And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:13Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:19We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:24No!
00:03:33Please go feed your dog, Miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:37Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:41Grant me a wish? That you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:44The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:48What? Oh, geez, this is giving me a migraine.
00:03:53Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:56I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:03:59Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:04:03Can you do that?
00:04:04I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:09Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:11Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:16Hold still.
00:04:23What? My migraine's gone.
00:04:25Okay, then let's go. If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:29Come on. Come on.
00:04:30Oh!
00:04:44How is he? What is the diagnosis? Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:50I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
00:04:52Aren't you the queen of medicine? You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:56Don't worry, General. I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:02I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:23I have no clue what this is.
00:05:25I have no clue what this is.
00:05:36I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:44I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:48He's not budging. There's no movement.
00:05:50Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:05:57Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors. They've tried all these methods and they've all failed.
00:06:04If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:09Who?
00:06:13The goddess of healing.
00:06:16Wait a second. You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing.
00:06:20That's correct. Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft. That's her motto.
00:06:28It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals. We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:33She is eccentric and elusive. No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:38If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:06:44bankrupt.
00:06:45I will find her. James, come.
00:06:48Put out a bounty. To the entire world.
00:06:51Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:06:56There's no need.
00:07:10I'll save your son.
00:07:13Who the hell is she?
00:07:14Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:17She's gonna save your brother?
00:07:18Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:20How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:24Exactly.
00:07:24God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:28She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:31Ew! She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:34I bet it has fleas.
00:07:36That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:40Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:47Don't touch him.
00:07:50They say don't judge a book by its cover, but I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:56So step aside.
00:07:58I'll take it from here.
00:07:59Could you hold this?
00:08:01Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:08:02You're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:04I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:08I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:11I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:16Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some.
00:08:21A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:27Ew!
00:08:28Disgusting.
00:08:29Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:31Security!
00:08:32Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now. Let's go.
00:08:36If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:43Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and to no avail.
00:08:48Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:51You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:54All right, I'll give you a shot.
00:08:57But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:09:03Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:06You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:08And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:11But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:16Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:19No. Miss Trixie, my brother is a hero to me. I can't lose him.
00:09:24Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:31My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:35Also, he's great with puppies. He'd make a great husband.
00:09:40Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:42As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:49Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:51I mean, look at her. Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:09:58Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:02Continue wasting your time. But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:16Oh, okay!
00:10:19What's happening?
00:10:20What are we doing?
00:10:31Oh!
00:10:32What the hell are you doing?
00:10:34I knew she was a perv!
00:10:37She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:39Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:43Are you insane? Security, smash her face in for licking my son!
00:10:48He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.
00:10:55Yeah, right! I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him!
00:10:59Oh, okay. I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:03I even have the badge of universal medicine right here!
00:11:06And I've never heard of endo... cryo... what, what?
00:11:14This?
00:11:20Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:23What? So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, THE rod of a sepulius?
00:11:31Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:36I agree. I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point as of doctors who
00:11:43have studied for years?
00:11:44We are all certified.
00:11:46But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:50She's right about everything.
00:11:53Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:11:58And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what!
00:12:02Endo-genic cryo-morphe.
00:12:03Oh!
00:12:04And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:12:06Because I just discovered it.
00:12:08This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:12The chances are a billion to one.
00:12:14A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:17But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:22What a bunch of baloney!
00:12:24I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:28Precisely.
00:12:29You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:32You don't compare to me, us, who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:36I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:40Oh, so she went to the stripper circus instead.
00:12:44And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases,
00:12:48which mean nothing if you can't wake him up.
00:12:52Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:54Oh, yeah.
00:12:56If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,
00:13:00I think you all should grow parts of your brain back.
00:13:02Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:07What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:08It means you're being schooled by me, and I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:14Then let's have a bet.
00:13:16If you can't heal him, we'll break your hands.
00:13:21And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:26Mm-hmm.
00:13:28These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:32You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:35Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:38There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:42Don't worry. I got this.
00:13:47It's a deal.
00:13:49I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:51No one is dying on my watch.
00:13:58Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:06Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:09Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:21I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:25I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:28I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:32Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:36Wait, wait, wait, wait. What for?
00:14:38Don't listen to her.
00:14:40She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:45Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:48Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:14:56What? Did you just call me?
00:15:00There's a man's life at stake here.
00:15:02And you're standing in my way.
00:15:05Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:09Now stop getting in my way.
00:15:11Or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:14Oh yeah?
00:15:15Hey, you wanna see real pain?
00:15:17Where's the dog?
00:15:18Well, put down the dog!
00:15:19With pleasure.
00:15:36Left leaves the wrong breath.
00:15:42You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:47She's been poisoned!
00:15:50It was her!
00:15:51Do you see any poison on me?
00:15:54Medicine in the right hands can save lives.
00:15:56But in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:00This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:03Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:05Of course.
00:16:06I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:10If I wanna save someone, even the grim reaper can't stop me.
00:16:30Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:31This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:33I thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way.
00:16:36Angel herbalist.
00:16:37This is what I call...
00:16:39Malpractice.
00:16:41This isn't fatal. She'll live.
00:16:44But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:46Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:48Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:49Right this way.
00:16:50Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:16:52What the hell is going on?
00:16:53You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:16:57Then stop getting in my way.
00:16:59Every second counts.
00:17:02Let's go for a dip, shall we?
00:17:06Hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold.
00:17:07General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:12Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:16Hold on. You two are going in there alone?
00:17:20If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.
00:17:26Alright, but I warn you, no funny business.
00:18:13If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then the one's who is with her, then
00:18:15go back home.
00:18:15How can you convince him?
00:18:15If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked?
00:18:16Please keep the someone naked, and let's do it.
00:18:16I don't want them to be blessed.
00:18:20You've got no need for this.
00:18:21You've got no need for this.
00:18:24You've got no need for this.
00:18:32you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
00:18:36armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions
00:18:43that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing
00:18:48stock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to
00:18:55that we have to have faith where did you actually find this little like uh on the streets are you
00:19:05shitting me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her
00:19:10background she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to go in and stop this now
00:19:16you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir
00:19:24oh my
00:19:31i told you all to stay out
00:19:38this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we both die
00:19:47i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:19:53i'm gonna save him myself
00:19:59you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman this is a witchcraft
00:20:06i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her she uses her dark magic to
00:20:14steal the
00:20:14hearts of young handsome men and then she eats them alive oh i'm gonna kill that bitch before she
00:20:19takes my son james get the swat team yes sir
00:20:27you regain consciousness
00:20:39help me i just want
00:20:45something's wrong
00:20:49you were drunk with an athrodisiac
00:20:52lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:20:56that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:21:06sir the swat team is here captain morales
00:21:11my son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating witch i need you to do whatever you
00:21:18can to tear down that door rest assured general armstrong we'll break down that door and bury that
00:21:24bitch alive
00:21:29right
00:21:30rewrite the wrong
00:21:38who the fuck are you and why the hell are we naked
00:21:43good you're awake i'm saving you saving me
00:21:48by bathing with me who are you a fucking spy
00:21:53talk i swear to god i'm gonna have you arrested for this
00:21:57you're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stripper
00:22:02i will never oh really
00:22:18look who's scouting now
00:22:22look i don't know what the fuck this is all right but it is a biological fact
00:22:25a man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts science okay it just means that my body oh
00:22:33shut up
00:22:37you're distracted me with your friend and i'm a professional
00:22:41i hear lysander's voice captain do something now ready
00:22:51you're almost there
00:22:53we're almost there aim
00:22:55get him boys get him
00:22:58fire
00:23:02fire
00:23:17those dave missiles
00:23:19how is this possible
00:23:21it's not even a scratch
00:23:22i told you this is dark magic
00:23:25of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing
00:23:27no i believe miss trixie is a good person she's not the dark witch
00:23:32young master armstrong you are too easily fooled
00:23:36this homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living
00:23:40how is she going to save someone else's life
00:23:42that's right the queen angel and i are already the top female doctors in the world
00:23:47if we can't save him no one can except for the goddess healer think about it we heard lysander's
00:23:53voice he's been in a coma for two years miss trixie must have woken him up you're right this
00:23:59homeless girl is maybe the goddess
00:24:03maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess no no absolutely not there is no way this hobo
00:24:11girl is better than us how could you know for sure right now what we need to do is not
00:24:16interrupt
00:24:16miss trixie you're wrong sir this homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on master lysander
00:24:23it's called borderline revival she uses torturous pain to wake the patient
00:24:29but only temporarily it's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears
00:24:35that means my son is in tremendous pain i'm gonna ask you two to do whatever you can
00:24:40to kill that antler rod bearing witch my son doesn't deserve this he is dying right now naked in a
00:24:48jacuzzi
00:24:48with a smelly vagrant then it looks like it's up to me the witch doctor only i know the right
00:24:55techniques to take her down my son's life is in your hands you heal him i will give you whatever
00:25:02your heart desires i don't know who you are but there is no way i am letting you rip my
00:25:09golden
00:25:10bachelor away from me this isn't the finishing touch i must now give you the kiss of life
00:25:19so we can both survive
00:25:39it's poison gas
00:25:41the poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over master lysander
00:25:45poison gas my son is in there you're jeopardizing his life as well no don't worry general gold diggers
00:25:53like her only care about themselves soon she'll come out crying to mommy then we can reverse the
00:26:00poison on your son and then he can marry one of us they really won't stop until they get both
00:26:06of us killed
00:26:09i made a promise to you that i'd save you it's never never
00:26:25what the hell are they doing in there it's been over 10 minutes wait a second you don't think that
00:26:32there you you suffocated my brother and miss trixie in there don't point your fingers at me if your
00:26:38brother's dead it's because of that homeless gold digger oh my god yeah she's the one who sealed the
00:26:44door shut i mean she probably locked themselves in there on accident miss trixie wouldn't have to do
00:26:50that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother this is taking way too long
00:26:55captain morales it's time to get out the big guns these bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter
00:27:03bazooka she won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself crap oh my god get back son
00:27:11ready hey oh shit
00:27:18quit your whining and stand down
00:27:32the parasite's been distracted shoot her dead now do i need to fix your hearing too i said stand
00:27:38down don't listen to her she's a fraud a termite to the field of medicine i just saved this man
00:27:46that
00:27:46otherwise would have died in your care if i'm a termite then you're worse than a disease spreading tick
00:27:53wait a second are you saying you cured my son he'll wake in just a moment you can see for
00:27:58yourself well now you're just asking to be exposed that is it no more stalling general if you won't
00:28:06punish her i will don't hurt her
00:28:17she's a cure
00:28:23his pulse is regular in fact it's never been better
00:28:30there's no sign of illness infection or disease
00:28:41miss trixie did it dad lysander's warm again he's not cold and pale like before and his heart is
00:28:47strong come feel it i saved my son thank you next time don't go seeking medical advice from those with
00:28:56ill will your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands i've learned my
00:29:02lesson i will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again wait wait no no
00:29:09there is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the queen
00:29:14angel and
00:29:17the goddess healer could you really be the goddess of healing but rumor has it that the goddess of
00:29:27healing is well over 100 years old and you don't look a day after 20. it doesn't matter who i
00:29:34am
00:29:34what matters is that the patient is healthy again devon i've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish
00:29:40of saving your brother take care no wait miss trixie we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you
00:29:46yet he's right we are men of our words and as i promised you my heir lysander would take you
00:29:52as a
00:29:52wife if you cured him and you did just that of course you're welcome to marry me instead
00:29:58i really appreciate it but i'm sorry i i'm already engaged
00:30:08already engaged i am i've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three
00:30:13years and he's coming back today but don't be disappointed really i'm no one special i just
00:30:21got lucky with your brother some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments but
00:30:25you're still lysander's savior please let me give you what i promised take the gold no really i don't
00:30:33need anything i just believe in doing good in the world
00:30:40trixie it's your fiance he's back and he says he's breaking up with you
00:30:47i must go
00:30:55hobo close halo glow i bet the goddess healer is just like miss trixie
00:31:01it was just dumb luck she's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal
00:31:06she could have been the richest woman in the world marrying the hottest most powerful bachelor around
00:31:14i'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:31:20oh my god i mean i don't know about that homeless bimbo but this is godly
00:31:27no no no no no my standard my standard was not what's supposed to be mine
00:31:34i'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless ugly
00:31:38bitch have him you two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession take these two weirdos out of
00:31:44here and revoke their licenses wait no we're not brides no she's just better than us oh my god
00:31:54we were truly blessed to have miss trixie here huh she's no average jane no she isn't she said it
00:32:00was
00:32:01just dumb luck but if she truly had these special skills why did she wear that shit-stained dress
00:32:07and had an impeccable looking doll but think about the impenetrable walls no normal person could have
00:32:12done that goddess or not homeless or not i don't care i have never met a woman like that i
00:32:17have to
00:32:17find her i have to make her my wife she won my heart over too but if my bestest big
00:32:22bro wants her
00:32:24i'll help you find her all right listen i need help finding three wedding gifts
00:32:34i'm dumping trixie so i want you your granddaughters filthy things out of my house
00:32:41now trixie paid for this house she waited for you for three years she was dumb enough to put my
00:32:48name
00:32:48on the lease and i'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now one with some serious
00:32:52fuck you money so get lost who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house
00:33:05grandma beatrice trixie amori i've been dying to throw this in your face i'm dumping you for your
00:33:13best friend marissa in fact the wedding's tomorrow so sign over the house now
00:33:25you gave me this ring and asked me to wait and i did for three years while you were deployed
00:33:32yet you
00:33:33cheat on me with my best friend and now you're trying to swindle my home do you have no shame
00:33:40we
00:33:40were together for three years and uh it was a complete waste of my life when i could have been
00:33:44with a loaded
00:33:45girl like marissa
00:33:51that's how much you would owe me if i was in the rent the boyfriend business
00:33:57i see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute
00:34:05oh yeah well marissa is so much better than you she grew up even poorer than you and now
00:34:15she's the ceo of an entire corporation
00:34:21and you you're still nothing so you think she's an upgrade of course she's an upgrade look what
00:34:30she uh got me for my engagement oops yeah that's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract
00:34:39i gave her
00:34:45you gave her the presidential contract i certainly did in fact marissa you and your dimwit brother
00:34:53only have everything you have all thanks to me
00:35:00oh i think she's losing it bro that breakup must have hit her hard you two are the ungrateful
00:35:07cheating scum here my granddaughter supported you and your entire family for three years while you
00:35:14were gone how dare you insult her it's okay grandma let's not stoop to that level
00:35:22poor edna she still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets huh what is he talking
00:35:27about jersey show her bob this is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is she didn't purchase
00:35:39this house on her own she was begging on the street for money i can't be caught with a piss
00:35:45poor
00:35:45nobody like you even if you got no game i got street cred i gotta keep you dig
00:35:50the word you're looking for is dignity and you're one to speak cheater
00:35:57is this true trixie
00:36:02i've been broadening my horizons grandma i want to see how regular everyday people live
00:36:08so that i can help them of course those without substance underneath would never understand that
00:36:14what is that supposed to mean it means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade
00:36:19is actually a downgrade
00:36:24enough bullshitting already just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives
00:36:41at your wedding i will
00:36:44what if you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend
00:36:49why should i do
00:36:50good by you i'll give you my john hancock at your wedding as a charity to you
00:36:57fucking bitch you better keep your word oh that's rich after tomorrow you will never
00:37:03feel so rich ever again do you remember that
00:37:13trixie marissa's a millionaire now they'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their
00:37:19wedding grandma grandma i have to confess something to you i've secretly amassed a fortune worth
00:37:25trillions trillions
00:37:29that would make you the richest person on the planet it's because of the healing hands i
00:37:35inherited from a sepulius the god of healing i've saved several world leaders with these hands
00:37:42that's how i was able to give marissa the presidential contract and become the goddess healer
00:37:47it makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you but please trixie dear
00:37:54i know it was broken your heart but embellishing your worth and who you are
00:38:00it will only delay the healing process you don't have to believe me just yet after we lost mom and
00:38:07dad because we didn't have the money for their medical bills i vowed that i would do everything
00:38:12i can to serve those in need that's why i'm taking everything back from butch and i'm giving it back
00:38:18to charity you've always had an angel's heart i'm certain you will meet someone
00:38:24will treat you right who actually deserves you you will see tomorrow grandma
00:38:36you said trixie's crashing your wedding she was bullying us too salsa
00:38:41she's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck
00:38:46when nobody steps on snake snake bites back hard so let her come and embarrass herself
00:38:52yeah you mean we broadcast that video
00:39:01yes her cave woman's take the 19th century tin can
00:39:05she'll prop me up higher on my pedestal and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:09against my presidential glow up let's turn this party into her funeral
00:39:20there he is welcome home brother welcome home general
00:39:29sir the homeless woman who saved you miss trixie this is the file of her ex butch tanner
00:39:34he served with your regiment in the marines you mean the butch tanner that can barely carry supplies
00:39:39well she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas sir so
00:39:43she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her
00:39:46fucking coward according to intel she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding
00:39:51we should join her men i'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman
00:39:56and her incredible power that saved my life so she needs our support will you join me in protecting her
00:40:01yes sir we will allow our lives to protect her sir and let's roll
00:40:21welcome everyone to my wedding today is a very special day for me and butch not only are we getting
00:40:26married but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract
00:40:30allowing my biomedical company to go public
00:40:37congratulations on the contract once again mrs like him still but just taking my last name oh and
00:40:43please don't be so uptight secretary cho you are the secretary of the entire u.s health department
00:40:49but this is a party after all i see some of the most important people in the nation have
00:40:55also arrived to celebrate you the u.s president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract
00:41:03herself it's an honor and that's why sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of
00:41:10we will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight we'll let the wedding begin
00:41:16not so fast the party doesn't start until i say it does
00:41:42you two really are a match made in hell so i've come to save your guests from
00:41:47this oncoming train wreck i don't recognize it from any of our elite circles who is she
00:41:51uh this is our entertainment for tonight sir just watch
00:41:58trixie what are you doing here this isn't the homeless shelter you lost
00:42:02i bet she's here to bum a meal off us you know being this poor me but my meal have
00:42:10you forgotten
00:42:11that it was i who bankrolled you two for the last three years what evidence do you have of that
00:42:15look at me then go look at yourself in the mirror i'm a millionaire ceo even the first woman
00:42:22president will be here any second on to congratulate me and you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat
00:42:28sasa she's like so obsessed with me she loves me see everyone butch already cut ties with his ex but
00:42:36she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still show up to my wedding to suck up to me this is
00:42:42what
00:42:42poor sad girls do they beg for scraps from us the rich and glorious projecting much marissa you might
00:42:51feel all high and mighty now but don't bite the hand that feeds you especially when i'm the one
00:42:56who's giving you the contract
00:43:02you giving me the contract you have no skills no education no connection so how could you possibly
00:43:10have a pool to get the u.s president to give me a billion dollar contract we both share humble
00:43:16beginnings marissa and i saw potential in you even trusted you as my best friend but i recognize now
00:43:23that greed has poisoned you don't be all sore now just because i stole your man this is what us
00:43:29rich
00:43:29girls do they steal from lane spinsters for fun damn right you were too embarrassing for me sasa
00:43:39tramples you any day i could say that now that i'm marrying the rich bravo self-admission of a gold
00:43:45digger quick somebody put that on a memoir sasa she's embarrassing me in front of everyone
00:43:50should make her stop don't listen to her everyone she's the gold digging blood sucking leech i don't
00:43:56even have to lift a finger and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me butch
00:44:01you may look and sound like a man but you're nothing but a pathetic coward okay enough you know what
00:44:07i
00:44:08always couldn't stand about you your moral posturing but guess what morals are just lies to make you
00:44:14lame girls feel better about yourselves that's why no man will choose you over marissa trixie because
00:44:20i've got the material goods and you're just all empty talk i'm not here to request to be chosen
00:44:26because i'm the one who's doing the choosing see this
00:44:41oh my god is that the billion dollar contract for sasa
00:44:48the one that's supposed to make us all rich as no absolutely not i i don't believe it
00:44:54you all sound so scared already don't worry this isn't that contract it's the lease to the modest
00:45:01home you try to swindle from me see everyone she's just trying to bluff us but you don't even have
00:45:09the guts to go all the way look at her following orders i asked her to sign over the lease
00:45:13and here
00:45:13she is like a good little uh peasant slave that house is worth all her life savings
00:45:23you want to uh i don't know beg for a little treat while you're at it
00:45:36you misunderstand me i'm here to take back everything i've ever given you
00:45:41i'm giving it to charity
00:45:47you think a few toy guns scare me marissa i've saved plenty of people for much worse
00:45:53including your head of command butch general lysander armstrong
00:45:58you mean the legendary war hero he's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a
00:46:03terrorist attack you're an unskilled unemployed ugly leech so how could you possibly have this
00:46:10magical ability to heal someone like general lysander armstrong no one here is going to believe
00:46:15you if you really cured the incurable general then sasa is the fucking virgin mary and she's not
00:46:22you're just asking to be humiliated trixie show them butch
00:46:32see for yourselves everyone trixie's just a freeloading beggar
00:46:39she won't leave me and marissa alone because we're rich as fuck now i'm a major in the marines
00:46:45sasa she has a billion dollar biomedical contract with the military approved by the first female
00:46:53president of the united states herself bitch how despicable she's just trying to leech off you like
00:46:59a parasitic gold digger get out of here no one wants to marry you no free meals for the poor
00:47:04do you see this trixie this is high society so you're either born on a silver spoon or you're
00:47:12as accomplished as me to be here maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here
00:47:17maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can
00:47:22i already have everything one can dream of but i valued our friendship marissa which is why i came here
00:47:28to give you a second chance to see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing but no
00:47:33you stooped so low it disgusts me nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners
00:47:40like a bum and who knows if you've already started offering sexual services well then
00:47:48why don't you get on your knees for me trixie my brother will never take you back no man will
00:47:54marry
00:47:54an embarrassment like you but make me happy and i might consider making you my personal prostitute
00:48:12how dare you hit my brother i'm never letting you leave here alive
00:48:16i don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you
00:48:44any of the powerful leaders i've saved before could crush you
00:48:47before you even touch me dream on you wish general lysander scooped you off your feet but
00:48:54you weren't good enough for me you're definitely not good enough for him enough
00:48:58you're souring my party so you either get the out or i'm gonna shoot you
00:49:05on the count of three i think i quite like it here two
00:49:08two
00:49:19mmm this wine is so delicious one shoot
00:49:26nobody is laying a hand on my future wife
00:49:46who the hell is this
00:49:51i'm sorry that i'm late did they hurt you no i'm fine but um when did i become your future
00:49:59wife
00:50:01you saved me trixie remember i'm a man of my word they're never gonna hurt you ever again
00:50:08really it was nothing i saved you because you're a good man not because i want you to owe me
00:50:14any favors
00:50:20i see what this is you're the one who cheated on me trixie look at you guys all lovey dove
00:50:26don't
00:50:26try to pin this on her she waited for you for three years this is the kind of woman of
00:50:31virtue that a man
00:50:31would die for
00:50:35don't make me laugh she's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash no man who in a hundred foot pole
00:50:42would want to touch her she should be happy bob was willing to give her some
00:50:50i see her in the marines
00:50:54i'm a major you know look man i know trixie is like uh i don't know like a seven
00:50:59now that she's all cleaned up but don't waste your manhood on a whiny worthless woman like that
00:51:11a real man never talks about a woman that way you're a coward
00:51:25we don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them
00:51:29you're very gracious trixie you know that
00:51:34you're only getting off with it because she's so kind so you're gonna do me the favor of never
00:51:37coming near her again you understand you want to with me a little dipshit i'm a major
00:51:43you're probably lowest rank of the military grunts i'll i'll destroy you do you really not know who
00:51:49this is butch i thought you were in the marines what have you been doing this whole time if you
00:51:53don't
00:51:54know who this war hero is he was just a supply boy war hero is this all part of your
00:52:03plan trixie
00:52:04poor girl did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself a woman's
00:52:10worth is tied to the man she marries trixie is worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy
00:52:19a bum girl and a pimp what a pair it seems like they don't know who you are since you've
00:52:25been out
00:52:25of action for so long maybe we should try to pay some off some more don't you think bring in
00:52:31the wedding gifts
00:52:39what is all this trixie listen i know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life
00:52:46but i know that we shared a moment
00:52:51i'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear it's not in my
00:52:55nature
00:52:56i'm like somebody else here listen trixie i have never met a woman
00:53:05like you so incredible and kind and beautiful so i know that you're the one for me
00:53:14this guy's either nuts or a really really good actor oscar worthy oscar worthy no first gift
00:53:25you're the one for me
00:53:28trixie i know that you just lost your home so i'm gifting you with your own new mansion worth 500
00:53:35million dollars previously owned by jennifer aniston second gift
00:53:43this contains all the rights to my entire fortune which is now yours entire fortune from a cowboy actor
00:53:51you must be pennies they already spent their entire life savings on this clown show they've got
00:53:56nothing left why sander i really don't care for any of you look i i know i know that you
00:54:02are the
00:54:03farthest thing from a material woman okay which is exactly why well my third gift is um well
00:54:30you found my dog
00:54:35trixie i'm just a man but with you it's so much more trixie amore
00:54:44will you marry me
00:54:47you know i can't say no to this doggo
00:54:53yes i will marry you
00:55:11go go power couple whoo okay stop the only power couple here is butch and i
00:55:20let's remind everyone how worthless trixie is
00:55:24no man in their right mind would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps hey
00:55:31i don't care if she's homeless or not but i'm making this woman my wife
00:55:35which means that she will be treated as and cherished as the most precious woman on earth
00:55:39i understand
00:55:44you still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on earth this is general lysander armstrong
00:55:59as if like the almighty general lysander armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like
00:56:05trixie yes the armstrong family basically control the global stock market lysander armstrong would
00:56:10sooner marry the princess of england than someone from the lowest rank of society i bet my life you're
00:56:16all just actors then you better enjoy your last breath come on lysander what are we waiting for
00:56:22let's show them what we can do and get revenge for trixie what can a bunch of piss poor people
00:56:25do to us
00:56:26the elites infect us with your poor people bad luck
00:56:30she wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck truth is she's just a useless lazy bitchin bum
00:56:37she's utterly unmarriable
00:56:41i can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence i'd handle them myself but
00:56:49i'll let you do all the heavy lifting go ahead lysander
00:57:00yes hello this is lysander please bankrupt marissa wickham for me
00:57:05oh my gosh i'm so scared anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone
00:57:18uh hello yes
00:57:22what
00:57:37hey hey hey are you sure that was the call salsa that that was a real call people don't just
00:57:42suddenly go bankrupt like that my company's dead evaporated
00:57:47it's a dinner
00:57:50that's impossible who are you what did you do secretary cho you said you're the secretary of
00:57:58health right and you yourself said that the armstrong family owns the entire global stock market
00:58:02could that be how they bankrupted miss wickham then that means
00:58:09you're really lysander armstrong the richest and most powerful man in country
00:58:15trixie's married the famed war hero the man every girl wants and every man wants to be
00:58:23now you believe me those who do bad will always end up losing everything
00:58:27no there's there's got to be some some trick to this you guys are just bums trying to extort money
00:58:32from
00:58:40you know why you're all over tricksy because you've been in the military for so long you don't know
00:58:46what a real woman can do for you let me take you to my wedding chamber and i'll show you
00:58:51a good time
00:58:54do you have your hands for me or i'll have them removed for you
00:59:02i would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are guess the
00:59:09cheater gets cheated on eventually sasa was just trying to save the company i don't blame her at
00:59:16all your double standards are incredible okay you don't want me fine but there's plenty of other
00:59:22efficiency i can give you a room full of pageant winners uh 18 years old fresh for the taking
00:59:35i did that so you wouldn't have to miss trixie thank you devon marissa not only have you backstabbed me
00:59:44your best friend by stealing my fiance but now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your
00:59:50company back you're an insult to all good women out there no to all of humanity so now everything that
00:59:57i've ever given you to i'm taking it all back wait everyone stop they're imposters
01:00:11i just got off the phone with the president she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:00:15because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself so we won't go bankrupt the goddess healer
01:00:22you mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my biomedical
01:00:27products yes that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine the goddess
01:00:33healer's motto is the right rewrites the wrong the left leave the wrong bereft that means she's rewarding
01:00:41me the president would never let your company go bankrupt in fact she's on her way now
01:00:48so you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here isn't lysander armstrong
01:00:55who the cares who he is if the president and the goddess healer approves of my products who cares
01:01:00about this washed up war hero we can break his legs break his arms no one would even bat an
01:01:05eye
01:01:05she even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services fbi fbi
01:01:12you're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft gotcha
01:01:22guess i still get the last laugh tricksy no don't arrest her tricksy is a good person please officer
01:01:29don't arrest her grandma mr rogers mrs williams what are you all doing here the neighbors heard about
01:01:36the breakup between you and butch we were worried so we came here to back you up listen officer i
01:01:42can
01:01:43attest that tricksy amoria it's a good neighbor she's very kind-hearted and would never break the law
01:01:48yes and one time when my daughter needed university tuition tricksy gave her everything she had just to
01:01:55help her out she also paid for my recent heart surgery as well my fiance really is an incredible woman
01:02:08you must be the criminal pretending to be general lysander armstrong my brother is not a criminal
01:02:14he's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack without him this
01:02:19whole country would have been bombed to ash and that's why it's twice the crime is stealing his
01:02:25identity general lysander armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist and we've
01:02:30received no word that he's woken up yet so this must be an imposter i can tell that this whole
01:02:36dilemma
01:02:36with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble i promise i'll get it resolved and we can focus
01:02:41on
01:02:41taking down your scumbag ex you want to arrest me fine but don't fuck with my fiance you don't get
01:02:50to
01:02:50the side punk let's go
01:03:14get him if you can
01:03:26uh
01:03:38uh
01:03:39uh
01:04:07Is that enough pain, or do you want more?
01:04:17Legend is written all over you, Leicenander.
01:04:22Grandma, meet my new fiancé.
01:04:27Wow, your new fiancé?
01:04:30He's so manly.
01:04:31Much better than your last one.
01:04:34I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:04:36It's Butch's loss.
01:04:38Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:04:41She's like a shining star in the sky, and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:04:47Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:04:48I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?
01:04:51Drown out the poor!
01:04:52Drown out the poor!
01:05:00See, Trixie?
01:05:01You've got no connections, no power.
01:05:04You can't compete against me even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:05:07We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:05:10So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.
01:05:15Let them eat cake!
01:05:16Hm.
01:05:26You can't shoot all of them.
01:05:27Grab what you can, fam.
01:05:29Attack!
01:05:46You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:05:55What the fuck was that?
01:05:56I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:05:58I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:06:07Damn it!
01:06:09Damn it!
01:06:09Damn it!
01:06:09Damn it!
01:06:11You forgot I had a gun, too?
01:06:14That'll teach you from messing with the Wickhams.
01:06:16Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:06:18We're quartered.
01:06:19I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:06:22Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:06:25I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:06:27They will be punished.
01:06:31Now hold still for me.
01:06:36Wright rewrites the world.
01:06:47Holy fuck!
01:06:49Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:06:51By chanting the Goddess Healer's chant?
01:06:52Is she the Goddess Healer?
01:06:57I'm all better now.
01:06:58Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:07:00See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:07:04No.
01:07:04Please.
01:07:05I am just an ordinary girl.
01:07:07Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:07:09Sure.
01:07:10You hear that?
01:07:12She's just some average homeless girl in the streets.
01:07:14She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:07:17While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:07:22Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:07:27I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:07:29And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:07:32God?
01:07:33Wrong.
01:07:35But you're close.
01:07:37Bullshit.
01:07:37I'm gonna show you how the elite can travel in your little lives.
01:07:42You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:07:44Then let's see you try.
01:07:46Charge!
01:07:46Charge!
01:07:55The hell is this?
01:07:57This is the line between life and death.
01:08:01Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:08:04I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:08:09You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:08:10What if it's a trap?
01:08:12That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:08:14We ain't afraid of her.
01:08:15She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:08:18Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:08:21I will.
01:08:25Left leaves the wrong bereft.
01:08:34I'm fine.
01:08:35Nothing happens.
01:08:36You'll see soon enough.
01:08:38Oh, please.
01:08:39I really wanna die.
01:08:41And you call this the line between life and death?
01:08:43I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:08:46Whoops.
01:08:46Just frosted again.
01:08:48Whoops.
01:08:48And again.
01:08:50Nothing's happening.
01:08:52Stop.
01:08:53Stop.
01:08:54Stop.
01:08:55Stop.
01:08:58Stop.
01:09:01No!
01:09:02No, Pop.
01:09:04Hey.
01:09:05What did you do to my brother?
01:09:07I didn't do anything.
01:09:08Your brother just didn't wanna heed my warning.
01:09:11I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:09:13If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:09:17Come on.
01:09:18Major.
01:09:19Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:09:21How was he able to cross the line?
01:09:23See?
01:09:23This must be an illusion.
01:09:27Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:09:30Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:09:39You're so sore I wouldn't marry you if you'd go and hurt my brother.
01:09:43Oh, please.
01:09:44You hurt us first.
01:09:46At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:09:49But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:09:53Marissa, thanks for taking this low life from me.
01:09:57You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:10:01You think anyone would wanna marry you when you got nothing to offer?
01:10:05When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:10:12Don't touch my wife.
01:10:15And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:10:20You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:10:22But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:10:27That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:10:30Oh, really?
01:10:31Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:10:35You've got nothing on me.
01:10:40Yes.
01:10:41Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:10:47Goddess.
01:10:48Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:10:51Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:10:56Get the VP.
01:10:57We're leaving now.
01:11:01Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:11:05God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:11:08I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:11:11You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:11:13A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:11:16Miss Wickham is correct.
01:11:18I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:11:20Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:11:24You hear that, everyone?
01:11:25There is no way low life Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:11:31She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention, so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:11:37No.
01:11:38My granddaughter would never do that.
01:11:40Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.
01:11:45Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:11:49Oh, my God.
01:11:50Oh, my God.
01:11:53Oh.
01:11:55First, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong, and now you, Trixie, are pretending
01:12:01to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:12:04Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:12:08I never realized how delusional they were.
01:12:11You can only dream of what you can never have.
01:12:13While we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:12:17Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:12:21It ain't working.
01:12:22You can't just fake the...
01:12:26Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary.
01:12:30It's like real magic.
01:12:31Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:12:37And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:12:44No.
01:12:45Trixie, look.
01:12:47I believe you.
01:12:48You saved me.
01:12:50Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:12:54No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:12:57We'll riot against you now.
01:12:59Tear her apart!
01:13:00Tear her apart!
01:13:02Tear her apart!
01:13:04Tear her apart!
01:13:05Tear her apart!
01:13:07Tear her apart!
01:13:07The Vice President arrives!
01:13:24Who dare cause ruckus in here?
01:13:29You're General Lysander Armstrong.
01:13:32Wait, what?
01:13:34He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:13:36No, no, we've been through this already once, okay?
01:13:40Right, Secretary Cho?
01:13:41This actor Trixie Hire pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me,
01:13:47but you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:13:51Yes, we all thought he was a fraud.
01:13:53What I mean is you're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong,
01:14:00and how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding.
01:14:02The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell,
01:14:06and now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president?
01:14:10So he is the general.
01:14:13Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:14:15Did you hear that?
01:14:16Even the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:14:20So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:14:24We got the VP and the president.
01:14:26On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:14:30I told you.
01:14:32Now punish them, Vice President Langley.
01:14:34This is treason.
01:14:35Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:14:43Hurry! The goddess healer needs us.
01:14:47You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
01:14:50My brother is a war hero.
01:14:52He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:14:54He was in a coma for two years.
01:14:56If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would-
01:14:58Enough!
01:14:58You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family,
01:15:02not just your brother.
01:15:06It's okay.
01:15:07Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:15:11I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life.
01:15:15And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:15:18I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:15:23I truly saved a good man.
01:15:30I will not let you bring ruin to my fiance.
01:15:34And what can you do about it?
01:15:35Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:15:38My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:15:43Let's try it out on them.
01:15:46Hold on, Mr. Vice President. There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:15:49Put innocent civilian lives in danger? Despicable.
01:15:52What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:15:58Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:16:02Did you hear that, boys?
01:16:16Shoot!
01:16:17Wait, that's the President.
01:16:29What the hell?
01:16:31Hey, idiots!
01:16:39Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry, Madame President.
01:16:43That was... they were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:16:47What is this?
01:16:49Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madame, for your military.
01:16:53This is a war crime. These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:16:57You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:16:59I can shoot whoever I want. I have the presidential contract.
01:17:01With great power comes great responsibility.
01:17:04And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:17:08What are you doing? Reverse the poison and take it out of the President before it's too late!
01:17:12That is easy. There's no need. I'll save everyone.
01:17:31It's raining gold!
01:17:34What's happening? Trixie doesn't have that kind of money. It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:17:42She is a criminal. Don't worry, Madame President. We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:17:48I'd be quiet if I were you. Because you're the one that will be going to prison once everyone is
01:17:52healed up.
01:17:53What are you talking about? The President literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:18:07This contract? Yeah! Yes! Thank you, first gentleman.
01:18:29My contract, you bitch! And that's not all.
01:18:45This foul weapon will not see the light of day. There is only a need for a vaccine if there
01:18:50is a virus.
01:18:51Don't you realize? Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:18:55You're the real virus here, Marissa. Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:19:01And that's something I cannot tolerate. So prepare yourself. Because I'm about to smite you.
01:19:08What are you going to do? The President is here and I just invented the best biomedical products in the
01:19:15world.
01:19:16You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:19:20Madam President, you've recovered now. So what's your final decision?
01:19:26I'll...
01:19:27She's going to give me my billion dollar...
01:19:34I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:19:41Why are you attacking me, Madam President? You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract.
01:19:46You wish, idiot!
01:19:50I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:19:56I don't understand. I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess of healing.
01:20:03And do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:20:08You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:20:13The one and only. And it's...
01:20:19Her.
01:20:30Whaaaaat?
01:20:34Welcome, goddess.
01:20:42Uh, we, uh...
01:20:47You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:20:49How else did you think I saved you?
01:20:52Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:20:57I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person.
01:21:00To help those in need.
01:21:02And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:21:05No, so that means the billion dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:21:11And she took it away just like that.
01:21:14That was our golden ticket.
01:21:16You were once my fiancé and best friend.
01:21:18But after everything you've done, we're officially cutting ties with you both.
01:21:23No, please, I swear to you. I didn't know you were an actual saint.
01:21:28It doesn't matter who she is.
01:21:31Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:21:32She's an amazing person.
01:21:34And you ruin that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:21:37She's gonna be my wife.
01:21:39Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:21:47I love you.
01:22:01All her goals.
01:22:03All her clothes.
01:22:04All that could have been mine.
01:22:06This is all your fault.
01:22:07This is all you seduced me.
01:22:10Don't help me.
01:22:12You were the one that came onto me, you himbo.
01:22:15Please, Trixie, give me another chance.
01:22:19I want to be rich again.
01:22:21I'll be your slave.
01:22:22I'll kiss the ground you walk on.
01:22:24You've had your chance to apologize, but it's too late now.
01:22:28All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:22:33You two should be locked up.
01:22:34And she shall.
01:22:36For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:22:42It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:22:44I never loved you.
01:22:46It's your fault.
01:22:46I was only with you for your money.
01:22:48I don't care.
01:22:49You were rich.
01:22:53Rest assured, goddess.
01:22:55We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:22:58My platform is spreading kindness, just like you.
01:23:02I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:23:04That is why I saved you.
01:23:06With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:23:12Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:23:17Let's party!
01:23:19Wait, what if we just got married?
01:23:22Right now?
01:23:23Yes.
01:23:24Well.
01:23:28Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:23:32I do.
01:23:33I do.
01:23:34You may kiss the bride.
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