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00:22:55You fuck.
00:22:59They'll kill you for this.
00:23:03Not if I bring back the target.
00:23:26What? Damn you.
00:23:31Hi. Hello. Excuse me.
00:23:34Excuse me. Hi.
00:23:38May I approach?
00:23:39I ain't got weapons.
00:23:41Oh. For money.
00:23:43It's okay. I just want to ask you for directions.
00:23:48Okay.
00:24:05Sorry.
00:24:09I'm a little lost.
00:24:13Hi.
00:24:14What's that you're working on?
00:24:17It's meant to be a water filter.
00:24:19No matter how much sand I put in it, I just get more sand.
00:24:23Well, have you tried water?
00:24:26For the water filter?
00:24:33You got water?
00:24:36Oh. Would you like to sit?
00:24:39Here.
00:24:49Sorry.
00:24:50Sorry. Actually, I might...
00:24:52I need that.
00:24:55Yeah, me too.
00:24:58Somebody hands you a bottle of clean water and you drink it.
00:25:01Even if you're not thirsty, you drink it.
00:25:04Well, she can't anyway.
00:25:07Great.
00:25:09Uh, you haven't happened to see a girl pass by with a prisoner?
00:25:12Do you?
00:25:16You head to Philly?
00:25:19What's Philly?
00:25:20Town.
00:25:23It's over that hill.
00:25:25Uh...
00:25:26I've never been myself.
00:25:27You've never...
00:25:29been over that hill?
00:25:30Nah.
00:25:31It's too dangerous.
00:25:33People get killed in Philly all the time.
00:25:36That's where my daddy got killed anyway.
00:25:40A couple of brothers too.
00:25:42Had an aunt as well.
00:25:44She got killed there once.
00:25:48Sorry to hear that.
00:25:49Oh, thank you.
00:25:52Sounds dangerous.
00:25:53Or you just...
00:25:54stay here.
00:25:56Live with me.
00:25:58Use the family and help a lot of work.
00:26:02Uh...
00:26:03I'm okay.
00:26:04But, uh...
00:26:05Thank you so much for the advice.
00:26:09I'm real sick.
00:26:11Make them die and...
00:26:13You wouldn't have to put up with me for too long.
00:26:16This could all be yours.
00:26:19I'm okay.
00:26:23You're a good person for not shooting me with that gun.
00:26:27It was really no problem.
00:26:29Bye!
00:26:47Bye!
00:26:48Bye!
00:26:54Bye!
00:26:55Bye!
00:27:16Girls, girls, watch out, watch out.
00:27:21There's a two-legged animal runnin' about.
00:27:29If it smokes a great big cigar, and it hangs around at a bar.
00:27:35If it tells the biggest lies when it's the loudest high.
00:27:40It's a man, if it walks, if it talks.
00:27:45If it has a tire a little bit peculiar.
00:27:48If it brags and tries to make you think it's wonderful.
00:27:52Be on the lookout, don't let it fool ya.
00:27:55But if it makes the mood no more high.
00:27:58More than just a light in the sky.
00:28:02If it kisses you when you find you like it too.
00:28:06Grab it, it's a man.
00:28:10Fuck you!
00:28:13Fuck you!
00:28:13Fuck you!
00:28:37Fuck you!
00:28:37I'm gonna fucking kill you, son of a bitch.
00:28:40You fucking hear me?
00:28:42Unhand me, you bastard!
00:28:44No!
00:28:45Fucking murder!
00:28:46No!
00:28:47I'm gonna bottle your fucking ass!
00:28:49Unhand him!
00:28:49That's gonna be it!
00:28:50This is the end of your fucking days!
00:28:52I said unhand him!
00:28:56Ah!
00:28:57Oh!
00:29:00Oh!
00:29:01Oh!
00:29:02Oh!
00:29:03Oh!
00:29:04Oh!
00:29:04Oh!
00:29:06How the tables turn!
00:29:09Thank you, Mr. Met, old man!
00:29:11Much obliged to you!
00:29:13And as for you, you stupid rube, not the first time I've been persecuted.
00:29:17it for my scientific curiosity. Have a really bad day, sir. Toodles. You, sir, are a scholar
00:29:28and a gentleman. You should be commended. I'm sorry, okay? Don't murder me.
00:29:49It's just, I think I was fucking my chickens.
00:30:01Okay. On your way, citizen.
00:30:07Grab it! Hold it!
00:30:11For it's a man!
00:30:27I'm sorry.
00:30:37I'm sorry, sir.
00:30:37I don't know.
00:30:37I'm sorry.
00:30:39I don't know.
00:30:39I'm sorry.
00:30:41But it's not, it's not, it's not!
00:30:59Hello there.
00:31:01It's my name.
00:31:22It's my wasteland.
00:31:26We've got ten to win, un-dry little guys keep free.
00:31:35Okay?
00:31:37Okay.
00:31:38No, thank you.
00:31:41Fresh iguana.
00:31:42Can I interest you in some iguana?
00:31:44Oh, uh, I'm okay.
00:31:48Um, have you seen this man?
00:31:52Dog mate.
00:31:54Oh, uh, I'm okay.
00:31:57You got shit?
00:31:58Look at him.
00:31:59Look at him.
00:32:00Stop!
00:32:22Get up there.
00:32:24Come on.
00:32:27You're so good.
00:32:29Look at me.
00:32:31Come here.
00:32:31Come here.
00:33:09Oh, sorry.
00:33:54Oh, hi there.
00:34:00I noticed that you have an assortment of Vault-Tec equipment.
00:34:05Mm-hmm.
00:34:08And, uh, well, because these items technically belong to Vault-Tec, it would be safe to assume
00:34:16that you do business with criminals.
00:34:18Not judging you.
00:34:21Don't imagine there's that many other options up here.
00:34:24But I'm actually looking for one criminal in particular.
00:34:28Oh, holy shit.
00:34:31You're an actual Vault-Dweller.
00:34:34I am.
00:34:39I thought all you sardines fucking dipshits were dead.
00:34:42Barb, get in here.
00:34:44You gotta see this.
00:34:45Uh, ma'am, the radar I'm looking for is about five foot nine.
00:34:49Barb!
00:34:50A woman in her fifties, I think.
00:34:52Barb!
00:34:52Close by the name of Moldaver.
00:34:54Barb, get in here, you.
00:35:00Get back to your fucking room, Barb.
00:35:03Yeah.
00:35:06I take it you know who she is?
00:35:09Everyone knows who Moldaver is.
00:35:13Get out of here, Vault-Dweller.
00:35:17Ma'am, this Moldaver broke into my vault, took my dad, and killed him.
00:35:22And I'm telling you, you're gonna go through a whole lot worse if you stay around here.
00:35:28Trust me.
00:35:29I can tell by looking at you.
00:35:31Clean hair, nice teeth.
00:35:36Mmm.
00:35:37All ten fingers.
00:35:41Must be nice.
00:35:42Well, I know that it can't have been easy for you up here, what with all the murder and the
00:35:48dirt.
00:35:50But the mission of the vaults should be important to everyone.
00:35:55And why is that?
00:35:59Well, uh, well, you see, the idea is, um, that we're going to save America.
00:36:14And when exactly were you planning on saving America?
00:36:20The vaults were nothing more than a holding ground for rich folks to hide in while the rest of the
00:36:28world burned.
00:36:35We vault dwellers recognize, uh, and are grateful for the privileged position we were born in, and...
00:36:42You know what folks up here say about the vaults?
00:36:47What?
00:36:50Fuck the vaults.
00:36:58Hmm.
00:37:05Okay, well, uh...
00:37:09Thank you for your help, ma'am.
00:37:19Thank you for your help, ma'am.
00:37:44Okay, you can come.
00:37:45Go on.
00:37:46Go.
00:37:55You again, miss.
00:38:00Really think you should go home.
00:38:02You are not safe here.
00:38:06That's what people keep telling me.
00:38:08No one understands my situation.
00:38:12You come from Vault 33.
00:38:15Your primary crop is corn.
00:38:18You have a telesonic projector in your farm.
00:38:21It lives images of the Nebraskan countryside.
00:38:24You've been brought up in a meritocracy
00:38:27where people pride themselves on doing the right thing.
00:38:31I think I know enough to know
00:38:34you need to go home.
00:38:39Who are you?
00:38:41And how do you know so much?
00:38:42Hey!
00:38:45You Wilson?
00:38:47Let's get you inside.
00:38:49I told you to get the fuck out of here.
00:38:52Wilson!
00:38:55Wilson!
00:38:56Wilson!
00:38:57Wilson!
00:38:58Wilson!
00:38:59Wilson!
00:39:24Well, you wouldn't happen to be a doctor, would you?
00:39:26Because I happen to be looking for one.
00:39:29You know your kind ain't welcome here.
00:39:32Well, maybe not.
00:39:35But I'm going to make myself welcome.
00:39:39Last night, a bounty came in through all six agencies.
00:39:45A hefty price on the head of a man
00:39:48that fits the description of that fellow right there.
00:40:00Now, I may not know much,
00:40:02but I do know a bit more when I see one.
00:40:05Maybe.
00:40:07But I've been paid a whole lot of caps
00:40:10to provide this man safe transport out of Philly.
00:40:23I've got a thousand bottle caps for whoever kills that fucker!
00:40:29But you don't get shit if I kill him first!
00:40:41I'm going to do another one.
00:40:41I'm not aendor anymore.
00:40:41There you go.
00:40:45I don't hear anything.
00:40:46West?
00:40:51I don't know.
00:40:52But what are you going to do
00:40:52свaddle?
00:40:53Here next to the wheel.
00:40:54Now.
00:41:02Here I have to do the academy Hospital.
00:41:14I don't know.
00:41:33Damn, y'all ain't got me working up an appetite.
00:42:10Right off, you want these cherry tomatoes, but you got a hole in your neck.
00:42:14I don't know.
00:42:21I don't know.
00:43:13I don't know.
00:43:33I don't know.
00:44:05I don't know.
00:44:26I'm going to have to ask you to leave him alone.
00:44:29Now, I acknowledge that I'm unfamiliar with your circumstances, but at first glance, your treatment of this man appears unfair,
00:44:37and I'm obliged to intervene.
00:44:41Now, if your instinct is to harm me, as a person simply trying to deescalate a conflict, then I'll have
00:44:47to assume of the two of you, you are likely the primary aggressor.
00:44:49I don't know, in which case, I think everyone in this town would agree the force is justified, unless you
00:44:58willingly stand down now.
00:45:02Well, now, well, now, that is a very small drop in a very, very large bucket of drugs.
00:45:21She said stand down.
00:45:24She said stand down.
00:45:48Stand down, or be cut down.
00:45:52You've got to be fucking kidding me.
00:45:54I don't know.
00:45:59I don't know.
00:46:04I don't know.
00:46:24I don't know.
00:46:30I don't know.
00:46:31I don't know.
00:46:39I don't know.
00:47:12I don't know.
00:47:33You don't know if you look upstairs when you're wearing a 12-piece cast iron skillet,
00:47:36sit.
00:47:41I'm gonna need your new foot bar.
00:47:43Time to eat my beans.
00:47:46But okay.
00:47:53I can still make this trip.
00:47:55You'll be lucky if you can make it a fucking breakfast.
00:47:58Mark!
00:47:59I'm looking for a good...
00:48:01We got a whole crate under the box with the defibrillator.
00:48:05You keep moving things around without telling me.
00:48:08I don't mean to interrupt, but...
00:48:10Was that a night?
00:48:13Mark!
00:48:16It wasn't under the defibrillators.
00:48:19Just saying.
00:48:20I'm sorry for yelling.
00:48:22I've been shot in a little head.
00:48:25You yell at me the way.
00:48:44She can take me.
00:48:51If you think this little thing can haul your limping ass across the wasteland, you may not be as smart
00:48:57as people say you are.
00:48:58Do you have anyone else you can trust in this town?
00:49:03Shit.
00:49:06Hey, Daddy's girl.
00:49:09I need you to take this man here to my client.
00:49:14Oh, uh, thank you.
00:49:16Uh, but I'm really only here to find my dad.
00:49:19Uh, besides, no offense, but you're in no condition of travel.
00:49:22My client goes by the name of Lee Moldaver.
00:49:31Now, you ain't getting near Moldaver without something to bargain with, and delivering this guy right here is your best
00:49:40option.
00:49:43Well, what does Moldaver want with you, Lily?
00:49:45She steals dads.
00:49:49Do you want your dad back or not, kid?
00:49:53Huh?
00:49:57God damn it, okay?
00:49:58Uh, now, here.
00:50:01This is where you're gonna find Moldaver.
00:50:04She and her kind pull up across the shithole.
00:50:08What's the shithole?
00:50:09Uh, well, just get to the coordinates.
00:50:12The rides move pretty quick in and out through there, so you're gonna need to move fast if you wanna
00:50:18eat the skins.
00:50:19All right.
00:50:20I can do this.
00:50:21Yes, you can do this.
00:50:23Sure you can.
00:50:24And you are a vault dweller.
00:50:25True to your word, this really, this could maybe work.
00:50:31You really mean that?
00:50:35Don't hit out the back, her!
00:50:44Oh, my God, that hurt!
00:50:50Oh!
00:51:02Oh, my God.
00:51:26Well, I guess basic training ain't what it used to be.
00:51:29You drive that thing like a fucking shopping cart.
00:51:33Woo!
00:51:38Rule number one.
00:51:40Read the manual.
00:51:47Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:51:53Move!
00:52:00Ooh!
00:52:01Oh, whoa, whoa!
00:52:09Ooh!
00:52:13Huh?
00:52:16Mm-hmm!
00:52:18Mm-hmm!
00:52:31Serums to energize, serums to invigorate, serums to heal your feet.
00:52:45Serums for pain.
00:52:48Foot healing, serums.
00:52:51Serums that will make you grow an entire two foot.
00:52:54J.B.
00:53:15J.B.
00:53:35J.B.
00:53:35J.B.
00:53:35J.B.
00:53:48J.B.
00:53:59J.B.
00:54:00J.B.
00:54:01J.B.
00:54:12J.B.
00:54:13J.B.
00:54:13J.B.
00:54:17J.B.
00:54:17J.B.
00:54:20J.B.
00:54:21J.B.
00:54:23J.B.
00:54:24J.B.
00:54:32J.B.
00:54:48J.B.
00:54:53J.B.
00:54:54J.B.
00:54:57J.B.
00:54:58J.B.
00:54:58J.B.
00:55:06J.B.
00:55:59This will have to do.
00:56:07It says here we have about 20 miles left to go.
00:56:10How's your new...
00:56:11Oh, golly.
00:56:15Holy moly.
00:56:24I'm not going to make it.
00:56:30Listen.
00:56:31I don't know who you are
00:56:34or how you know the things that you do,
00:56:36but you are going to get across that wasteland.
00:56:40And we're going to do it together.
00:56:42Okay?
00:56:44That's a promise.
00:56:46No, you see, I've just taken a cyanide pill.
00:56:52What?
00:56:53Vault-Tec Plan D.
00:56:55It was the most humane product that Vault-Tec ever made.
00:56:58It was quick, painless.
00:57:00It tasted like banana.
00:57:01I was surprised it wasn't more popular.
00:57:09People are going to come after you.
00:57:11You'll need to move quickly.
00:57:14You can change the future
00:57:17if you can bring me to Moldaver.
00:57:23But how am I going to bring you if you're...
00:57:26No, not my whole body.
00:57:28Ow.
00:57:31Just my head.
00:57:34The hair part of me.
00:57:46I took the pill
00:57:47so that it would be less taxing
00:57:50for you to go through with it.
00:57:51It'll be easier if you carry my head
00:57:55instead of dragging my whole body.
00:57:58You...
00:57:59You're asking me to...
00:58:03Please.
00:58:05I'm begging you.
00:58:06And this is the only way to get your dad back.
00:58:10I knew I could trust you.
00:58:12You are a Vault-Tweller.
00:58:15But if you're going to survive,
00:58:17you need to start acting like a surface dweller.
00:58:23Okay.
00:58:24Yes, McLean.
00:58:27How do you know my name?
00:58:32Sir.
00:58:34Sir.
00:58:38Sir.
00:58:51Sir.
00:58:54Sir.
00:58:56Sir.
00:58:57Sir.
00:58:57Sir.
00:58:59Sir.
00:59:00Sir.
00:59:03Sir.
00:59:11Sir.
00:59:38Okie dokie.
00:59:39I don't want to put the world on fire.
00:59:50I just want to start a flame in your heart.
01:00:01In my heart I have but one desire.
01:00:11And that one is you, no other will do.
01:00:23I've lost all ambition for worldly acclaim.
01:00:29I just want to be the one you love.
01:00:35And with your admission that you feel the same, I'll have reached the goal I'm dreaming.
01:00:44Oh, believe me, I don't want to set the world on fire.
01:00:55I just want to start a flame in your heart.
01:01:10I don't want to set the world on fire, honey.
01:01:18I just want to start a great big flame down in your heart.
01:01:28You see, way down inside of me, darling, I have only one desire.
01:01:40And that one desire is you, and I know nobody else ain't gonna do.
01:01:52I don't want to set the world on fire.
01:02:02I just want to start a flame in your heart.
01:02:11I don't want to set the world on fire.
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